So You Want To Be A Consultant

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  • @alexandrastuart2313
    @alexandrastuart2313 10 років тому +110

    This has just made me really want to be a consultant. I love powerpoint!

  • @colleenwittrup1137
    @colleenwittrup1137 2 роки тому +5

    The most hilarious right on snap shot of this space ….I’ve LOVED being a consultant… but literally too HILARIOUS…..🤣

  • @SumTingWong1482
    @SumTingWong1482 2 роки тому +18

    They need to do one of these for “life coaches”. If I see that on someone’s resume it’s automatic rejection. Life coaches are just people who are shocked at how amazing they are at living. They just run their yap giving poor advice to people who don’t want to hear it (colleagues, friends, neighbors, homeless people, etc).

    • @rupinjohar
      @rupinjohar Рік тому +2

      Oh god so true.. I hate life coaches to death... they are really the biggest failures on this planet.. it should a henious crime to be a life coach.. you are correct in saying that life coaches are just people who are SHOCKED to be alive.

  • @arijit4india
    @arijit4india 13 років тому +12

    from my experience as a consultant..... this is almost a verbatim of my life...

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 4 місяці тому +1

    "What kind of Consultant do you want to be? "I want to be a Consultant"🤣🤣

  • @SaiyenInlineSkater
    @SaiyenInlineSkater 8 років тому +12

    Ive heard this 4 times, why is this still funny. Ive never heard of consulting.

    • @fabio.1
      @fabio.1 Рік тому

      Are you a consultant making a shit ton of money now?

  • @Hawktotalwar
    @Hawktotalwar 8 років тому +52

    Management Consulting - An industry that 20 year old geezers know their business inside-out pays people fresh out of college (liberal arts degree) with no experience to advise them without actually putting any of their ideas into place.

  • @redwoodlane2006
    @redwoodlane2006 11 років тому +10

    I laughed my retired consultant's ass off.

  • @HappiFix
    @HappiFix 7 років тому +12

    lol PowerPoint got me at the end!

  • @wastemanaful
    @wastemanaful 10 років тому +1

    Just had to share this on my consultants page!

  • @xmichal69666
    @xmichal69666 13 років тому +6

    no nie może być:) zajebiste!
    can't friggin imagine any other flic with more exact description of corporate consulting.

  • @SeanGMurphyNow
    @SeanGMurphyNow 12 років тому +2

    OMG.. this is sooooo true.. I've talked to folks who want to become consultants.. funnny!

  • @LankyProgressTV
    @LankyProgressTV 9 років тому +11

    this was great! lol lol lol lol
    I want to fly around the world! I will have a blackberry!

  • @c.a.shaffer3445
    @c.a.shaffer3445 3 роки тому +4

    My resume:
    Can use powerpoint

  • @keeney.
    @keeney. Рік тому +2

    I spent a decade in consulting. I wish I saw this video before that.

  • @rangermaverick85
    @rangermaverick85 9 років тому +11

    I was an IT consultant, probably one of the most boring jobs you can ever do. You are stuck doing the same stuff every day, same presentations, same meeting, same issues, same clients.

    • @Orf
      @Orf 8 років тому +2

      Can you share a specific story? I still don't get why businesses want to pay for advise from people who are not in their business...Please help me understand!!

    • @rangermaverick85
      @rangermaverick85 8 років тому +1

      If you don't have the internal expertise you need to refer to an external consultant. If you sell your applications (web services/cloud/whatever) you need an integration consultant that explains you how to integrate it into your IT infrastructure. Or if you are Software consultant, like I was, you provide the custom integrations but that it's a lot more expensive for the client. Some clients (hospitals, charities,councils) don't even have a development team so they must rely on consultants.

    • @Gonthor1000
      @Gonthor1000 7 років тому

      How much did you make though?

    • @vaibhav3874
      @vaibhav3874 4 роки тому

      Matt Orfalea To solve temporary problems.

  • @MrMooseful
    @MrMooseful 13 років тому +5

    haha, this is so good, too true

  • @rameshdasary
    @rameshdasary 12 років тому

    How very true !! I am not a consultant any more....

  • @bigkula1
    @bigkula1 12 років тому

    great

  • @vinodhind
    @vinodhind 12 років тому

    Nice

  • @pragashramadass
    @pragashramadass 12 років тому +2

    Only after watching this video, I decided to be a consultant.. I did QSE management. I will be a QSE consultant.

    • @cosmopoliteness
      @cosmopoliteness 2 роки тому +1

      Your comment is 9 years old - did you make it as a consultant :D?

  • @mylilbrie
    @mylilbrie 11 років тому

    STORY OF MY LIFE

  • @SuperWarking
    @SuperWarking 12 років тому +2

    I am good at life. Therefore, I am a life consultant.

    • @fabio.1
      @fabio.1 Рік тому

      How can we live a better life and live to the fullest while being very depressed?

  • @kanyawest100
    @kanyawest100 12 років тому +2

    there goes my life Goals :(

  • @umarques
    @umarques 11 років тому

    Powerpoint leads you...

  • @jonnyjenq
    @jonnyjenq 11 років тому

    the bucket?

  • @Azawindam
    @Azawindam 12 років тому +1

    it'd be nice if you can distinguish the voices a bit...i'm listening to this video, rather than watching. But still, it's hella funny!

  • @HitlersForeskin
    @HitlersForeskin 12 років тому +1

    I will design a "brilliant strategy" pity you never follow thru with the implementation ;)

  • @mimimetmet4376
    @mimimetmet4376 11 років тому

    consultant , what is consultant

  • @kszpirak
    @kszpirak 12 років тому +1

    beautiful. Virgin Atlantic club house. ... haha

  • @thunderjolt69
    @thunderjolt69 Рік тому

    Why did this get recommended to me? D:

  • @mennehgambia1962
    @mennehgambia1962 2 роки тому

    So consultant in this specific example/video could be replaced by all rich executives and federal officials nowadays. They think their luxurious lifestyle will still exist after half of the population has no stable lifestyle.

  • @aw11roman
    @aw11roman 13 років тому +1

    AHAHAHA classic!

  • @TERRAN1212
    @TERRAN1212 11 років тому

    This might be a better comment if your account wasn't so obvious.

  • @najill1
    @najill1 9 років тому +1

    Hahaha

  • @staplegun3703
    @staplegun3703 Рік тому

    Honduran government be like

  • @MrCavitysChessCorner
    @MrCavitysChessCorner 11 років тому +4

    One of the few of these styles of videos that I've actually really, really enjoyed. Also, I have an internship lined up at Booz Allen for the summer (not a lie) so I can't wait to fly first class and stay in penthouses every night.

  • @michaleZhen
    @michaleZhen 8 років тому +1

    Fantastic, really lovely story, thanks :-) I want to be a consultant~~

  • @mronewheeler
    @mronewheeler 11 років тому +1

    just drank some cough syrup with dxm, dafuq is this?

  • @Carmen.hanh.do.66
    @Carmen.hanh.do.66 8 років тому

    idk if it's true or not but it's f***ing hilarious!!! hahaha

  • @dhuston521
    @dhuston521 13 років тому

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @arkaprabhasaha8635
    @arkaprabhasaha8635 7 років тому

    Whats the point of the video?! xd

  • @knightofnights1693
    @knightofnights1693 10 років тому

    What is the point of these types of videos?

    • @knightofnights1693
      @knightofnights1693 9 років тому +1

      Humor?

    • @MrMadmanmyles
      @MrMadmanmyles 9 років тому +1

      Knight OfNights i love them

    • @MrMadmanmyles
      @MrMadmanmyles 9 років тому +1

      Knight OfNights you know the downsides of the job in a humorous way. Obv this is slightly over done

  • @InstTaxSolutionsLLC
    @InstTaxSolutionsLLC 11 років тому +2

    The entire concept of someone being a consultant is they provide others with their expertise in a certain field. This person just doesn't get it.

  • @ArgentinaBall7886
    @ArgentinaBall7886 2 роки тому

    Consultant Is the worst job of all

  • @mrkinguzo
    @mrkinguzo 8 років тому

    uh i disagree

  • @DylenRivera
    @DylenRivera 9 років тому +5

    These would be a lot funnier if they were voiced by actual people.

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 5 років тому +10

      Their voices may sound fake & computer generated, but they're actually voiced by real consultants... ;)