They need to do one of these for “life coaches”. If I see that on someone’s resume it’s automatic rejection. Life coaches are just people who are shocked at how amazing they are at living. They just run their yap giving poor advice to people who don’t want to hear it (colleagues, friends, neighbors, homeless people, etc).
Oh god so true.. I hate life coaches to death... they are really the biggest failures on this planet.. it should a henious crime to be a life coach.. you are correct in saying that life coaches are just people who are SHOCKED to be alive.
Management Consulting - An industry that 20 year old geezers know their business inside-out pays people fresh out of college (liberal arts degree) with no experience to advise them without actually putting any of their ideas into place.
I was an IT consultant, probably one of the most boring jobs you can ever do. You are stuck doing the same stuff every day, same presentations, same meeting, same issues, same clients.
Can you share a specific story? I still don't get why businesses want to pay for advise from people who are not in their business...Please help me understand!!
If you don't have the internal expertise you need to refer to an external consultant. If you sell your applications (web services/cloud/whatever) you need an integration consultant that explains you how to integrate it into your IT infrastructure. Or if you are Software consultant, like I was, you provide the custom integrations but that it's a lot more expensive for the client. Some clients (hospitals, charities,councils) don't even have a development team so they must rely on consultants.
So consultant in this specific example/video could be replaced by all rich executives and federal officials nowadays. They think their luxurious lifestyle will still exist after half of the population has no stable lifestyle.
One of the few of these styles of videos that I've actually really, really enjoyed. Also, I have an internship lined up at Booz Allen for the summer (not a lie) so I can't wait to fly first class and stay in penthouses every night.
This has just made me really want to be a consultant. I love powerpoint!
The most hilarious right on snap shot of this space ….I’ve LOVED being a consultant… but literally too HILARIOUS…..🤣
They need to do one of these for “life coaches”. If I see that on someone’s resume it’s automatic rejection. Life coaches are just people who are shocked at how amazing they are at living. They just run their yap giving poor advice to people who don’t want to hear it (colleagues, friends, neighbors, homeless people, etc).
Oh god so true.. I hate life coaches to death... they are really the biggest failures on this planet.. it should a henious crime to be a life coach.. you are correct in saying that life coaches are just people who are SHOCKED to be alive.
from my experience as a consultant..... this is almost a verbatim of my life...
"What kind of Consultant do you want to be? "I want to be a Consultant"🤣🤣
Ive heard this 4 times, why is this still funny. Ive never heard of consulting.
Are you a consultant making a shit ton of money now?
Management Consulting - An industry that 20 year old geezers know their business inside-out pays people fresh out of college (liberal arts degree) with no experience to advise them without actually putting any of their ideas into place.
I laughed my retired consultant's ass off.
lol PowerPoint got me at the end!
Just had to share this on my consultants page!
no nie może być:) zajebiste!
can't friggin imagine any other flic with more exact description of corporate consulting.
OMG.. this is sooooo true.. I've talked to folks who want to become consultants.. funnny!
this was great! lol lol lol lol
I want to fly around the world! I will have a blackberry!
My resume:
Can use powerpoint
I spent a decade in consulting. I wish I saw this video before that.
I was an IT consultant, probably one of the most boring jobs you can ever do. You are stuck doing the same stuff every day, same presentations, same meeting, same issues, same clients.
Can you share a specific story? I still don't get why businesses want to pay for advise from people who are not in their business...Please help me understand!!
If you don't have the internal expertise you need to refer to an external consultant. If you sell your applications (web services/cloud/whatever) you need an integration consultant that explains you how to integrate it into your IT infrastructure. Or if you are Software consultant, like I was, you provide the custom integrations but that it's a lot more expensive for the client. Some clients (hospitals, charities,councils) don't even have a development team so they must rely on consultants.
How much did you make though?
Matt Orfalea To solve temporary problems.
haha, this is so good, too true
How very true !! I am not a consultant any more....
great
Nice
Only after watching this video, I decided to be a consultant.. I did QSE management. I will be a QSE consultant.
Your comment is 9 years old - did you make it as a consultant :D?
STORY OF MY LIFE
I am good at life. Therefore, I am a life consultant.
How can we live a better life and live to the fullest while being very depressed?
there goes my life Goals :(
Powerpoint leads you...
the bucket?
it'd be nice if you can distinguish the voices a bit...i'm listening to this video, rather than watching. But still, it's hella funny!
I will design a "brilliant strategy" pity you never follow thru with the implementation ;)
consultant , what is consultant
beautiful. Virgin Atlantic club house. ... haha
Why did this get recommended to me? D:
So consultant in this specific example/video could be replaced by all rich executives and federal officials nowadays. They think their luxurious lifestyle will still exist after half of the population has no stable lifestyle.
AHAHAHA classic!
This might be a better comment if your account wasn't so obvious.
Hahaha
Honduran government be like
One of the few of these styles of videos that I've actually really, really enjoyed. Also, I have an internship lined up at Booz Allen for the summer (not a lie) so I can't wait to fly first class and stay in penthouses every night.
Fantastic, really lovely story, thanks :-) I want to be a consultant~~
just drank some cough syrup with dxm, dafuq is this?
idk if it's true or not but it's f***ing hilarious!!! hahaha
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whats the point of the video?! xd
What is the point of these types of videos?
Humor?
Knight OfNights i love them
Knight OfNights you know the downsides of the job in a humorous way. Obv this is slightly over done
The entire concept of someone being a consultant is they provide others with their expertise in a certain field. This person just doesn't get it.
Consultant Is the worst job of all
uh i disagree
These would be a lot funnier if they were voiced by actual people.
Their voices may sound fake & computer generated, but they're actually voiced by real consultants... ;)