CONSULTING 101: What do consultants do? (spoof video)
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- Directed & Edited by: Annie Lukowski (www.WorkingBug.com) (www.AnnieLukowski.com)
Written by: Kristin Wald
Cast:
Boss (Herman): Matt Corboy
Jay Ellis
Kristin Wald
Daved Wilkins
Emily Churchill
Frank Martinelli
Kay Wilson
Janet Cao
Missy Patterson
This makes me physically sick... I live this every day...
I feel your pain. Pure cringe :-(
It makes me physically sick too but I quit, packed my backpack and got on a plane to Europe to spend 6 years hiking in the wilderness - Should have done it 15 years earlier.
Haha, I interned at Accenture, I remember all of these buzzwords!
How long were you at Accenture?
long enough... it was a summer internship so long 3 months
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Happy to see you didn't lose your sanity at Accidenture !
5 years. Then I was pushed out. And I agreed.
This is like every corporate "communications meeting" we peons had to suffer through - listening to these self-important little martinets trying to talk like their bosses in hopes they'd be noticed and moved up a notch in the food chain. I didn't hear "deep dive", "strategic pillars", or "core competencies" in this little vignette, but maybe that's just because I was having a flashback to the workplace and blocked it out.
And 4 years later the company is no further along than when the consultant started. He just created a cushy job for himself with ZERO accountability.
When I was little I couldn’t wait until I got to leverage corporate synergies. These guys are living the dream.
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuut? Guess I will keep flipping burgers
i am using this jargon in my interview today
How did it go???
Every people on Quora ever.
Dávid B.Horváth Lol, wtf is wrong with you.
Lol is it depressing or not if I kinda understand most of it
Depressing. I'm a former consultant and I understand all of it. :/
Yes, and also yes
Same here , hahha
didn't see the spoof lol, this is just daily consulting life
No TPS reports?
LOL! The classics never die.
This hurt so bad... yeah it's right on the money.
Not a spoof.
I’ve been in meetings with companies pitching using these bullshit terms. Suffice to say, they didn’t get the gig.
A culture of daily acting and pretending 😂
I laughed so loud I wet myself. You must have worked in the same business as me.
Haha!!! Love this!
Plan the work and work the plan. Get to the bottom line. Ah, sounds good and so much nonsense.
hahahaha this was hilarious xD
OMG that is so funny!
Accurate
Good gosh. This is horrible and true. Why did I pick this career?
lemmings
Ping me