Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?" No... it's a combination between two former students.
Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
so some teacher was showing a video to sophomores, the video ended and this video opened up but it was paused. My senior class came to the classroom next, and my teacher was like ooh a video lets watch it...and she explained to us later that she was sorry if someone got offended and didn't know this stuff was in the video lol
The prof recommends the student repeat the course with another instructor. I had to repeat a few courses and found a new prof made a 100% improvement. I just wonder why some ppl OPT to repeat it with the same prof, several times. Maybe the prof's method of teaching does not correspond to the students method of learning. Indeed profs also ask their students why they don't try it with someone else.
"Do you want fries with that?" What he'll actually be saying in a few years is "Mr. Speaker, may I have another three minutes." or "My fellow Alaskans." or "Thank you for taking my call, Mr. Limbaugh."
This clip makes me sad when I think of the students who slacked off in one of my college English classes. Clearly I was one of the few students who gave 100 percent effort and subsequently received an A. It broke my heart knowing that my professor gave the students many opportunities to ace the class. Sadly, some of them squandered it.
@msteber88 Try "most of them" squandered it. Students like you are one of the only reasons professors can get through the day without resorting to drugs/
I've seen people like this ... I failed an English course, once. It sucked. I worked my ass off, spent about six hours a night, every night, redrafting and perfecting each of my essays, doing everything I could to do the best possible work, and the professor still gave me 20% and 30% on all of them. Also, I always got 100%s in every other English course I've ever taken, and I didn't put nearly as much effort into any of those, so maybe my professor did just hate me ...
Student: "Okay, I got here on time all classes, have perfect attendance, I did all your work, I never used a phone, and I passed the final. Why do I have an F anyway?" English composition professor: "Because I am high standard jackass and your essays had errors that are really difficult for college students to notice. Also, you passed the final with a D+." It says something when the hardest course for half the majors in a college is the stupid English class you take freshman year.
I thought college students actually geared themselves to pass, but once I got to college myself I realized this was far from the truth in the general education classes anyway, such as English. Clearly their parents are forcing them to attend college and paying their way through it, hence why the students are lazy. I myself want to get a career, so I am in college thanks to my dad paying for me to go, but I am actually passing! I'm down to my last semester in fact because I actually car to pass.
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
It's very true. I'm a student and I've heard so many lazy students give these excuses to both me and the professors. It's sad and annoying. Probably one of the rare times I actually feel sorry for teachers. Imagine having to hear this every semester.
It's funny because I've actually been in a class where the professor clearly disliked me, and then gave me an F. However, the reason I got an F was because I did almost none of the work. I recognized that and submitted no complaints about the professor's grading. It's possible that that the professor's attitude toward me left me less willing to complete the assignments, yes. But if you don't do the work, you don't pass the class, bad teaching or otherwise.
Because people like the kid in the video always end up workng at mcdonalds. That is why at the end he said, "Can you say the phrase would you like fries with that?"
"no effort", "it's your fault" -I beg your pardon? And yes, I can prove that my grade is unjust by entering an inside process of litigation. It's composed of several steps more or less like a real court situation. So far I've proved wrong mathematically (management science models) my right to get significantly better grade (B+ from F) and management accounting - where I've proved that exam was really poorly constructed by getting opinion from Deloitte consultants (Also B+ from F), only to
Can't stop laughing over ":Smack My Bitch Up".
my 80 year old theology teacher played this at my catholic school and he WAS LAUGHING
My god. I've taught for almost twenty years now, and this is my life every December and May. I've been triggered. :)
Sorry you must teach so many morons. I'm a decent student but not in math and guess what if I fail (which I have) Guess who's fault it is? MINE .
I wish more college professors were like this. Most of them caved in to this bullshit and made it all too easy, and now here we are.
"Oh. .....well....but I need an A."
Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
Student: "I showed up for every class's
Also student: Didn't attend the first class, and missed 8 classes because "his balls fell off"
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?"
No... it's a combination between two former students.
I'm watching this while in my last semester of university to remind myself not to slack off during these last two months.
"I don't understand why all of my professors hate me.'
Missed 8 classes yet also attended every class at the same time? GIVE THIS BEAR AN A!!!
Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
"One of my ovaries fell out."
"One of my balls fell off."
I almost died :D
Goes along with "I have a hard-on.com"
Well he shouldn't have been rubbing himself.
There were 5 papers. You turned in 3. Why did you turn in only 3?
My grandma died.
Twice...
Aw yeah, I remember that beautiful song "Smack my Bitch Up"
Another classic from Elvis
I love your intentional 'silences' that you do.
Adds quite the amount of humor to the scene. >w
This is amazing. English professors are not the only teachers that have to deal with this. It seems like I hear this every day.
Ordinarily, the monotone voices would drive me nuts. In this case they really enhance the writing.
I also love the little *wiggleduh* they do.
He's sadly smarter than most college students today. That's depressing to think about.
so some teacher was showing a video to sophomores, the video ended and this video opened up but it was paused. My senior class came to the classroom next, and my teacher was like ooh a video lets watch it...and she explained to us later that she was sorry if someone got offended and didn't know this stuff was in the video lol
"I was in the hospital, because one of my balls fell off." ...seems legit.
Wow. This is art.
"SMACK MY BITCH UP" i can't stop laughing :))
People like this are all over that Rate My Professor website..... it's hilarious
"I failed. I'm trying to rationalize my failure to myself." - TruthLoverofgod
This is a classic.
My favorite Elvis song is "Smack My Bitch Up", as well. lmao
The prof recommends the student repeat the course with another instructor. I had to repeat a few courses and found a new prof made a 100% improvement. I just wonder why some ppl OPT to repeat it with the same prof, several times. Maybe the prof's method of teaching does not correspond to the students method of learning. Indeed profs also ask their students why they don't try it with someone else.
3:25 I laughed for three minutes straight 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I teach English at oil companies and can soooooooooooooo relate! This is just unbelievably accurate! I love it.
Had many of these same conversations with students.
This nigga said, "one of my ovaries fell out." Oh my fucking god. I've been crying for the last 5 minutes. That's the funniest shit in the world. XD
Yup, there are a whole lot of college students who REALLY are this ridiculous.
I never understood how my friends failed English classes now I understand
"just three of them"
omg, that killed me
"One of my Ovaries Fell off" I LOLed That was hilarious!
Every kid ever
"Do you want fries with that?" What he'll actually be saying in a few years is "Mr. Speaker, may I have another three minutes." or "My fellow Alaskans." or "Thank you for taking my call, Mr. Limbaugh."
I missed these
no wonder we have so many graduates who would be cleaning houses in other countries lol
yeah, most of my classmates just don't give a sh*t and they're the ones who complain the most about their grades LOL
"The white bear is trying to keep the black bear down!" - Al Sharpton
They're pigs, not bears.
Hahaha. I've had this conversation with students before!
"but I fell asleep three times" Heh, you did better than me at some of my 9 AM classes.
OMG! This is EXACTLY what students do😂😂😂
"And your personal ads at 'I Have a Hardon dot com.' lmao
DAMNIT JELIN NOT AGAIN, WE GOTTA SAVE THIS ONE
Bobby you SPEAK English!
its just to differentiate between each, when turning 180 and if both were the same, then you would not be able to tell the difference (with headshots)
I didn't think stupidity could become this severe, I think we've lost him.
I'm surprise how he's knew about all the activity on his phone
My English teacher showed this in class. XD
Stay in school don't make excuses
This video only "sucks" if you're the student this video makes fun of. Otherwise, this is COMPLETELY ACCURATE.
Wow...this student was in my Psych class, too.
Thank you, sir. You unintentionally validate my point, and yes, I would like fries with that.
Is it sad that only me and one girl try our hardest in a reinforced math class while everybody else yells swears and messes with music on there phone
This clip makes me sad when I think of the students who slacked off in one of my college English classes. Clearly I was one of the few students who gave 100 percent effort and subsequently received an A. It broke my heart knowing that my professor gave the students many opportunities to ace the class. Sadly, some of them squandered it.
9 McDonalds workers were not amused.
Yes, I am certain that teachers would find this cathartic.
Don't wake up in a road-side ditch
This is just like high school, except that the teacher would have to be take the threats seriously...
3:04 Had me dying 😂
LAWLLLLLLLLLLL DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?????????????
freaking Brilliant, just freaking brilliant
And then you think how did these students get into college?
@msteber88 Try "most of them" squandered it. Students like you are one of the only reasons professors can get through the day without resorting to drugs/
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Yep. That's just about correct. I wonder if I should make this required viewing for my classes next semester? :-)
Perfect! I've heard them all, already!
I've seen people like this ...
I failed an English course, once. It sucked. I worked my ass off, spent about six hours a night, every night, redrafting and perfecting each of my essays, doing everything I could to do the best possible work, and the professor still gave me 20% and 30% on all of them. Also, I always got 100%s in every other English course I've ever taken, and I didn't put nearly as much effort into any of those, so maybe my professor did just hate me ...
DarthFennec a
Student: "Okay, I got here on time all classes, have perfect attendance, I did all your work, I never used a phone, and I passed the final. Why do I have an F anyway?"
English composition professor: "Because I am high standard jackass and your essays had errors that are really difficult for college students to notice. Also, you passed the final with a D+."
It says something when the hardest course for half the majors in a college is the stupid English class you take freshman year.
I feel like this was made by an English professor...
I thought college students actually geared themselves to pass, but once I got to college myself I realized this was far from the truth in the general education classes anyway, such as English. Clearly their parents are forcing them to attend college and paying their way through it, hence why the students are lazy. I myself want to get a career, so I am in college thanks to my dad paying for me to go, but I am actually passing! I'm down to my last semester in fact because I actually car to pass.
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
Thank you!!
How did he get a scholarship? Just being 'special?'
LOOOLOLOL
one of my ovaries fell out LOL
Well this video is inspiring. Now I know for sure what I SHOULDN'T do in college.
School is the worst way of learning. It smacks all motivation out of students.
Hahahahhahahaa it's so so funny !!!))) I love this video )
I do pay attention. I'm one of the best students.In fact they let me in debate team a year earlier because my English grade was so high.
Absolutely hilarious.
no, i've seen one where the black piggy/kitty is the teacher
Please tell me this is fake. Please tell me people aren't really this stupid
It's true. Almost word for word. Ask any professor
It's very true. I'm a student and I've heard so many lazy students give these excuses to both me and the professors. It's sad and annoying. Probably one of the rare times I actually feel sorry for teachers. Imagine having to hear this every semester.
James Michel It's obviously fake.
+James Michel Unfortunately, yes, people really are that stupid. Have you ever been to the DMV?
Joe FYYFF Not recently
excellent vid!
"I don't understand why all of my professors hate me"
I understand your pain ._.
No, I didn't. Some things, like commas, are optional.
It just seem like it was at first.
Imagine the reaction to 3:00 if it was made today
It's funny because I've actually been in a class where the professor clearly disliked me, and then gave me an F. However, the reason I got an F was because I did almost none of the work. I recognized that and submitted no complaints about the professor's grading. It's possible that that the professor's attitude toward me left me less willing to complete the assignments, yes. But if you don't do the work, you don't pass the class, bad teaching or otherwise.
You forgot a comma.
This is SO on the money.
Yes, deal with it.
HAH, But soon they will put the patty in the soft drink thinking its ice. Yes even fast food needs some kind of brains.
2018 anyone?
quite good
I want to take intro to Elvis.
Because people like the kid in the video always end up workng at mcdonalds. That is why at the end he said, "Can you say the phrase would you like fries with that?"
I've seen this at Radford.
"no effort", "it's your fault" -I beg your pardon? And yes, I can prove that my grade is unjust by entering an inside process of litigation. It's composed of several steps more or less like a real court situation. So far I've proved wrong mathematically (management science models) my right to get significantly better grade (B+ from F) and management accounting - where I've proved that exam was really poorly constructed by getting opinion from Deloitte consultants (Also B+ from F), only to
Omg I love this