"I need to lose some weight before I go to the gym." That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. And as hilarious as this video is, it is very, very true.
@@samsquanch1996 Thankfully, yes. But I've been stuck in my house for a year due to some of my families health issues and I've forgotten what society is like lol
iloveyoshi0xo I'm trying to lose weight, so I only had steak and potatoes. The steak was the size of 5 decks of cards and the mashed potato servings were the size of a grapefruit. But I don't eat a lot!
I was shown this video in nutrition class years ago. That's how true this video is. Yes, the built environment contributes to obesity. But some of it really is personal responsibility.
If you suddenly start consuming more veggies and fiber, it is possible that you might start having more frequent bowel movements that tend to stink a lot more (even temporary diarrhea). But under these circumstances, it's actually good because toxic material is being removed from the intestinal wall. Getting that gunk off your intestines is very beneficial health wise.
This is really great, it is truly a complication of all the people I have been seeing for over 30 years, especially the last 15 years. It shows how little people understand about food and nutrition. Maryann Meade,RD,CD-N,CDE
Well done. Hard to argue with this. I always feel sorry for heavy people. (I am not heavy for the record). We all have poor behaviours, addictions (tv, credit cards, gambling, whatever). The poor heavy people just can't hide theirs. You know in one second upon seeing them. Video was very good. Hopefully it motivates others to eat better... Thanks.
If she wants to lose weight, a HUGE start would be to cut off the 3 or 4 damn lattes with whipped cream she guzzles down every morning. That's anywhere from 1200-1700 calories
He told her to cut back to one per day because he knew she couldn't go cold turkey on them altogether. He was suggesting small changes so that the weight would come off slowly and stay off.
Amelia Allen She could drink regular coffee with cream and sugar (both in moderation, of course), as opposed to lattes, and still have the caffeine to get through the day. Hell, she could even drink 2 cups of that.
If it's caffeine she can't do without, she could switch to diet soda. Not the healthiest choice, but it doesn't drive up your blood sugar and it's low calorie.
I hate when my friend goes to a health shop to talk to their "nutritionist" to help them lose weight. I suggest they see a doctor and have blood work done and a basic physical or even see a dieticien. ope that nutrionist at a small health shop with no medical degree or even a college learning of any sort.
Eat less move more...OMG it's so simple. I laughed so hard on the "pen in the eye" part I bout fell out of my chair! Couldn't bare the thought of dropping my bowl of watermelon! Ya know that stuff food eats...that's OK I'll take yours, crisp, cold & delicious...low calories
"I don't want to go to the gym until I lose weight." Lol. Sounds like me! I told my doctor "Fuck it. I'm 65, and I am never getting another medical test that would require me to get undressed. So just work with my limits, because I'm not interested in living LONG. Just living well." My poor, poor doctor. He loves me, I know, but I'm sure he groans when his nurse tells him I have an appointment that day. ♡ My patient doctor, who respects me. ♡
Dang, I thought I was bad having coffee with coffeemate (12 oz), and a small bag of chips every day. However, I understand her feeling about wanting to lose weight before going to the gym. I just had a horrible class - being the heaviest person in the class made me feel like a whale, and I wound up leaving early.
I know people like that. They really don't want to lose weight. I lost sixty pounds three years ago and have kept it off. And I'll tell you that people who say they want to lose weight and don't make the changes needed to lose weight, are lying to themselves. When the decide they really want to lose weight, they will find a way.
She’s a client with a set way and the dietician isn’t good on this client. She’s correct he didn’t do a good consulting job. It’s his job to be her dietician he’s getting paid to handle that challenge and though he is factually right in everything he’s saying, he’s not motivating her in his approach. If you tell an alcoholic to stop drinking it isn’t a good formula eventhough it’s right advice. He could have 1) offer that for 3 days she do everything as before except choose 1 thing to go down on and that after 3-day trial it can be over and/or after 3 days a new plan to discuss and it may be no continuation at all of this one 2) He could have had her walk with him outside while consulting with her so inadvertently she’s burning calories, all while having the discussion, then rewarded her for walking x miles with a big confidence builder. 3) He could have made it fun by having her meet his other clients and have them partner up on choose one thing to go down on Motivation is all in the getting started. Another idea would be introducing new home made paleo foods that are yummy tasty and low in preservatives and add those in place of dropping the extra coffee or beans
Could have made it funnier with a few "fat stupid bitch" or "are you shitting me?" comments like some of the other videos have. But the conversation he has with her is the same as I have had with some fat people, mostly female. Everything you suggest is just out of the question, but they want to magically lose the weight anyway. The salad part reminds me of when I ran a steakhouse years ago, we had a big salad bar, and these enormous women (and a few men) would come in and sort of tersely say "all I want is a salad bar and water.". Then they would proceed to fill their salad plate with only a little lettuce and veg, but huge quantities of grated cheese, pepperoni, cubed ham, real bacon bits, and probably a FULL CUP of blue cheese dressing! I used to watch that and say to myself: "I bet she goes to her doctor and says: I only have a salad for lunch each day."
That wouldn't have made it funnier at all. It would have been stupid and juvenile. This is *exactly* how an exchange like this goes when you're working with people and that's why it's so funny.
Exactly, that's why I ask patients exactly what they eat, including toppings, dressings, etc.! Btw, Whole Food Plant Based Nutrition works wonders for not just weight loss but overall health/disease prevention!
I must admit though, the thing about coffee and headaches is very real, but not much excuse for getting 3 breve mochas when 1 cup of black coffee can do it lol.
This was spot-on, what a typical pt: denial, resistance, misinformed, impatient, unrealistic... Too bad the RD was unable to roll with the punches a little better and play devil's advocate. That said, I must say I thought it was funny to see how it ended.
Ok, I agree skim milk does taste like off water... but it is very healthy. If you just have a drop in tea or coffee or even if you add a spoonful of milo or something, that is still healthier. Unfortunately, not everything healthy always tastes wonderful!
She doesn't keep track of what she eats. She eats all the wrong high calorie stuff. I would just eat once or twice a day if I didn't have access to healthy food. Oh well it's a Neurotic Balancing act,Dieting.
Only disagreement I have here is over the skim milk. The lack of fat makes it less satiating and therefore you're prone to drink more of it until you're satisfied, thus you overall drink more calories.
+Aaron Oliver But that is what addiction means. The hand seems to pick up the second glass by itself. The longer it goes on the worse the damage to the brain.
@atrider84 Because most people add 500+ calories to their coffee in the form of whipped cream and sugar and caramel toppings, and that when the body consumes liquid calories, it ignores them.
Very good representation of what the hard workung dietitians deal with every day. I have heard story after story like this, in addition to patients saying this to me. It is sad the general patient population can be summed up in a short video.
"I need to lose some weight before I go to the gym." That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. And as hilarious as this video is, it is very, very true.
Yeah, her logic is flawless. -_-
This is probably the most accurate and awesome video on the internet.
"We are trying to lose weight so it wasn't that much, we only had steak and potatoes."
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
“I didn’t eat very much yesterday. Now let me explain how I ate everything in sight yesterday.”
This is still hilarious 10 years later.
11 years as well. This is what's getting me through the pandemic 😂
@@rainyinalltheclouds I feel like the worst of the pandemic is over by now.
@@samsquanch1996 Thankfully, yes. But I've been stuck in my house for a year due to some of my families health issues and I've forgotten what society is like lol
"Someone also brought in gummy bears but they were fat free" haha
My health teacher showed my class this and I can't stop watching it now. It's so funny.
"She lost the weight, but then she gained it back because her kidneys failed and she had to go on dialysis" LOL!!
I thought I was the only one watching these videos in 2022...Happy holidays everyone .
I'm addicted to these videos
"I don't eat very much" Eats everything in sight. lolwut
iloveyoshi0xo I'm trying to lose weight, so I only had steak and potatoes. The steak was the size of 5 decks of cards and the mashed potato servings were the size of a grapefruit. But I don't eat a lot!
Didn't think Goldman Sachs would bring me into this old rabbit hole.
One of my certified UA-cam classics
Hysterical!!
This pretty much sums up everything I've heard in 17 years of Health & Fitness.
"Food eats vegetables"
Reminds me of Ron Swanson LOL XD
I lost it at it was bageled size hahaha
This is one of the only of these videos where the worker keeps their cool instead of going nuts on them and cussing them out
2:24 So basically she had some tacos instead of a salad. XD
Tacos with just beans, meat, and sour cream lmfao.
"I am a busy woman." busy gaining weight, that is
"I don't drink that white water called skim milk" lmao! "I didn't get lettuce and tomatoes that is what food eat." XD
"I don't like vegetables!" But she eats potatoes.
Potatoes are tubers, and classed as a starch rather than a vegetable. 😊 They do not count as one of your 5 a day. :)
This is the hard thing about working with people. I work in leadership development and there's a great deal of stupidity also.
I was shown this video in nutrition class years ago. That's how true this video is. Yes, the built environment contributes to obesity. But some of it really is personal responsibility.
If you suddenly start consuming more veggies and fiber, it is possible that you might start having more frequent bowel movements that tend to stink a lot more (even temporary diarrhea). But under these circumstances, it's actually good because toxic material is being removed from the intestinal wall. Getting that gunk off your intestines is very beneficial health wise.
"I need to lose some weight before I go to the gym" LOL This shit is hilarious.
"I'm very active I work all day" "what is your job?" "I sit at a computer and put in numbers"
This is really great, it is truly a complication of all the people I have been seeing for over 30 years, especially the last 15 years. It shows how little people understand about food and nutrition. Maryann Meade,RD,CD-N,CDE
I watch it over and over again.
This has become one of my favorite things to watch after I get out of the gym.
This video explains so well why I left kinesiology and nutrition science for good.
Well done. Hard to argue with this. I always feel sorry for heavy people. (I am not heavy for the record). We all have poor behaviours, addictions (tv, credit cards, gambling, whatever). The poor heavy people just can't hide theirs. You know in one second upon seeing them. Video was very good. Hopefully it motivates others to eat better... Thanks.
I eat whatever I want, and am pretty fit. But then again, I work on my cardio more often than not. So it balances it all out. xD
Hilarious and totally relatable!😅😂😂😂
If she wants to lose weight, a HUGE start would be to cut off the 3 or 4 damn lattes with whipped cream she guzzles down every morning. That's anywhere from 1200-1700 calories
He told her to cut back to one per day because he knew she couldn't go cold turkey on them altogether. He was suggesting small changes so that the weight would come off slowly and stay off.
Amelia Allen She could drink regular coffee with cream and sugar (both in moderation, of course), as opposed to lattes, and still have the caffeine to get through the day. Hell, she could even drink 2 cups of that.
If it's caffeine she can't do without, she could switch to diet soda. Not the healthiest choice, but it doesn't drive up your blood sugar and it's low calorie.
I hate when my friend goes to a health shop to talk to their "nutritionist" to help them lose weight. I suggest they see a doctor and have blood work done and a basic physical or even see a dieticien. ope that nutrionist at a small health shop with no medical degree or even a college learning of any sort.
"She did gain it back but only because her kidneys shut down and she had to go on dialysis"
I freaking love these videos.
I mean, did someone REALLY say "That is what food eats"??
my 600 pound life in a nutshell, a decade earlier
This was so frustrating and I sat through the entire thing LOL
i miss xtranormal really bad now
WE MISS YOU XTRANORMAL! :(
"I drank about 4... then I was at work." WTF, 4 tall mochas + 2x sugar, all at once. Instant... disease of some sort.
"I didn't want any tomato's or lettuce, that's what food eats"
lol and i also love how the dietician tells her to leave his office but they're standing in a park
lol, "bagel size"
Eat less move more...OMG it's so simple.
I laughed so hard on the "pen in the eye" part I bout fell out of my chair!
Couldn't bare the thought of dropping my bowl of watermelon!
Ya know that stuff food eats...that's OK I'll take yours, crisp, cold & delicious...low calories
it sounds like a rpg "I can't go to the gym until i lose weight"
wants to lose weight without putting any effort whatsoever into it... lol yep
"I don't want to go to the gym until I lose weight." Lol. Sounds like me! I told my doctor "Fuck it. I'm 65, and I am never getting another medical test that would require me to get undressed. So just work with my limits, because I'm not interested in living LONG. Just living well." My poor, poor doctor. He loves me, I know, but I'm sure he groans when his nurse tells him I have an appointment that day. ♡ My patient doctor, who respects me. ♡
I should watch this video everyday, because I know for a fact I give myself those very same excuses.
Dang, I thought I was bad having coffee with coffeemate (12 oz), and a small bag of chips every day. However, I understand her feeling about wanting to lose weight before going to the gym. I just had a horrible class - being the heaviest person in the class made me feel like a whale, and I wound up leaving early.
The Xtranormal dogs are so cute though :3
50 pounds in 2 weeks. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how did she not manage to remember what she had yesterday..
*when she can clearly fucking memorize all the ingredients she put in her coffee*
So true.. AS a health coach I see the same things all the time.
Does she eat very much?
no
She is on a diet
Goanimate/WrapperOnline But Its 3D
I know people like that. They really don't want to lose weight. I lost sixty pounds three years ago and have kept it off. And I'll tell you that people who say they want to lose weight and don't make the changes needed to lose weight, are lying to themselves. When the decide they really want to lose weight, they will find a way.
"You must have mashed potatoes with steak....There is no other way"
She’s a client with a set way and the dietician isn’t good on this client. She’s correct he didn’t do a good consulting job. It’s his job to be her dietician he’s getting paid to handle that challenge and though he is factually right in everything he’s saying, he’s not motivating her in his approach. If you tell an alcoholic to stop drinking it isn’t a good formula eventhough it’s right advice.
He could have
1) offer that for 3 days she do everything as before except choose 1 thing to go down on and that after 3-day trial it can be over and/or after 3 days a new plan to discuss and it may be no continuation at all of this one
2) He could have had her walk with him outside while consulting with her so inadvertently she’s burning calories, all while having the discussion, then rewarded her for walking x miles with a big confidence builder.
3) He could have made it fun by having her meet his other clients and have them partner up on choose one thing to go down on
Motivation is all in the getting started.
Another idea would be introducing new home made paleo foods that are yummy tasty and low in preservatives and add those in place of dropping the extra coffee or beans
Could have made it funnier with a few "fat stupid bitch" or "are you shitting me?" comments like some of the other videos have. But the conversation he has with her is the same as I have had with some fat people, mostly female. Everything you suggest is just out of the question, but they want to magically lose the weight anyway. The salad part reminds me of when I ran a steakhouse years ago, we had a big salad bar, and these enormous women (and a few men) would come in and sort of tersely say "all I want is a salad bar and water.". Then they would proceed to fill their salad plate with only a little lettuce and veg, but huge quantities of grated cheese, pepperoni, cubed ham, real bacon bits, and probably a FULL CUP of blue cheese dressing! I used to watch that and say to myself: "I bet she goes to her doctor and says: I only have a salad for lunch each day."
That wouldn't have made it funnier at all. It would have been stupid and juvenile.
This is *exactly* how an exchange like this goes when you're working with people and that's why it's so funny.
Exactly, that's why I ask patients exactly what they eat, including toppings, dressings, etc.! Btw, Whole Food Plant Based Nutrition works wonders for not just weight loss but overall health/disease prevention!
Kermit you are a hero for putting up with this!
As a person who used to be fat, I can totally relate to this XD The hardest part for me was giving up all of the salty foods.
A teacher in my school sent this to my health teacher and she showed my class. Lolololol!
5:13 buy a bigger size, lose weight, donate the old swimsuit and buy a new one
I must admit though, the thing about coffee and headaches is very real, but not much excuse for getting 3 breve mochas when 1 cup of black coffee can do it lol.
Happy new year. 2010 is changing it to 2011!
It was a a bagel. ROFL 🤣
well she's right about one thing skim milk is fucking gross.
Are you kidding skim milk is the only good stuff. Anything with fat is too thick.
Julia Cornell You know what's amazing? Almond milk! The lightly sweetened vanilla almond is what I drink most days for breakfast!
Camaryn B
Amen. Almond milk is the best shit. Vanilla Soymilk ain't bad either.
+SubparPanda My sister always buys chocolate soymilk! I have to restrain myself from chugging it all in one day.
SubparPanda almond milk is the best :D
I LOVE this video! Great job! I ca't believe how many people actually say things like this!
This was spot-on, what a typical pt: denial, resistance, misinformed, impatient, unrealistic... Too bad the RD was unable to roll with the punches a little better and play devil's advocate. That said, I must say I thought it was funny to see how it ended.
This is sadly so accurate!!
Ok, I agree skim milk does taste like off water... but it is very healthy. If you just have a drop in tea or coffee or even if you add a spoonful of milo or something, that is still healthier. Unfortunately, not everything healthy always tastes wonderful!
This is frigging hilarious!
"I didn't want tomatoes or lettuce. That is what food eats"
Man = Bank of America automated voice
Woman = Siri
we are trying to lose weight! so it wasn't that much we only had steak and potatoes! lol!
Me!!! For real I ghosted my dietician
0:43 love siris oh no expression
"I read somewhere we need fat for our brains."
LOL!
That is sooo sad but true
You are awesome.
She doesn't keep track of what she eats. She eats all the wrong high calorie stuff. I would just eat once or twice a day if I didn't have access to healthy food. Oh well it's a Neurotic Balancing act,Dieting.
***** How come she doesn't look fat?
Shayna Barbour Because Xtranormal Animation has its limitations.
Only disagreement I have here is over the skim milk. The lack of fat makes it less satiating and therefore you're prone to drink more of it until you're satisfied, thus you overall drink more calories.
+Aaron Oliver But that is what addiction means. The hand seems to pick up the second glass by itself. The longer it goes on the worse the damage to the brain.
this used to be my favourite video a few years ago oml
This hurts my head....if you don't want to follow medical advice then don't go see a dietitian.... omg just stop please....
Is that really how much people who say they "eat hardly anything" eat?
@atrider84
Because most people add 500+ calories to their coffee in the form of whipped cream and sugar and caramel toppings, and that when the body consumes liquid calories, it ignores them.
1:08
doctor: was it a large bagel or a small bagel?
woman: it was a bagel
This was great.
I didn't understand one line the client kept repeating when refusing vegetables - "food eats that stuff"?
It is people like you, who really make me wanna jab a pen in my eye! Lol
6:41 THANK YOU
Very good representation of what the hard workung dietitians deal with every day. I have heard story after story like this, in addition to patients saying this to me. It is sad the general patient population can be summed up in a short video.
Oh my goodness -- this is HYSTERICAL!
"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to change anything"
lmfao i have dis convo wit my mom everyday
***** I bet you are the fat and stupid one
OMG the ending made me die! xD Thank you! This made my day!
Am I the only person who laughed super hard at this? XD
This is awesome!! It needs to be in a PSA !!
That is so true....they want to lose weight magically without cutting back what they eat or exercising. I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.
I LOVE this! Thank you!