So you want to lose weight? Xtranormal

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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • My life as a dietitian. This is a compilation of people I have seen in my office - love it

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  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA
    @SEVENTEENCINEMA 10 років тому +122

    "I need to lose some weight before I go to the gym." That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. And as hilarious as this video is, it is very, very true.

    • @ajallen9674
      @ajallen9674 10 років тому +10

      Yeah, her logic is flawless. -_-

  • @Totalimmortal93
    @Totalimmortal93 9 років тому +107

    This is probably the most accurate and awesome video on the internet.

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 Рік тому +9

    "We are trying to lose weight so it wasn't that much, we only had steak and potatoes."
    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 Рік тому +8

    “I didn’t eat very much yesterday. Now let me explain how I ate everything in sight yesterday.”

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 3 роки тому +32

    This is still hilarious 10 years later.

    • @rainyinalltheclouds
      @rainyinalltheclouds 2 роки тому +1

      11 years as well. This is what's getting me through the pandemic 😂

    • @samsquanch1996
      @samsquanch1996 2 роки тому

      @@rainyinalltheclouds I feel like the worst of the pandemic is over by now.

    • @rainyinalltheclouds
      @rainyinalltheclouds 2 роки тому +1

      @@samsquanch1996 Thankfully, yes. But I've been stuck in my house for a year due to some of my families health issues and I've forgotten what society is like lol

  • @geep7267
    @geep7267 9 років тому +87

    "Someone also brought in gummy bears but they were fat free" haha

  • @kayleejohnson3216
    @kayleejohnson3216 7 років тому +24

    My health teacher showed my class this and I can't stop watching it now. It's so funny.

  • @imapineapple15
    @imapineapple15 9 років тому +23

    "She lost the weight, but then she gained it back because her kidneys failed and she had to go on dialysis" LOL!!

  • @alaric87357
    @alaric87357 Рік тому +4

    I thought I was the only one watching these videos in 2022...Happy holidays everyone .

  • @HappyDemon92
    @HappyDemon92 2 роки тому +8

    I'm addicted to these videos

  • @iloveyoshi0xo
    @iloveyoshi0xo 9 років тому +119

    "I don't eat very much" Eats everything in sight. lolwut

    • @camarynb3013
      @camarynb3013 9 років тому +31

      iloveyoshi0xo I'm trying to lose weight, so I only had steak and potatoes. The steak was the size of 5 decks of cards and the mashed potato servings were the size of a grapefruit. But I don't eat a lot!

  • @thunderjolt69
    @thunderjolt69 Рік тому +5

    Didn't think Goldman Sachs would bring me into this old rabbit hole.

  • @iartnm
    @iartnm 2 роки тому +7

    One of my certified UA-cam classics

  • @horses11able
    @horses11able 7 років тому +18

    Hysterical!!
    This pretty much sums up everything I've heard in 17 years of Health & Fitness.

  • @momo-chanthegerbil6205
    @momo-chanthegerbil6205 2 роки тому +4

    "Food eats vegetables"
    Reminds me of Ron Swanson LOL XD

  • @terminaterjohn
    @terminaterjohn 2 роки тому +9

    I lost it at it was bageled size hahaha

  • @kyliewhite9074
    @kyliewhite9074 9 років тому +21

    This is one of the only of these videos where the worker keeps their cool instead of going nuts on them and cussing them out

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 6 років тому +27

    2:24 So basically she had some tacos instead of a salad. XD

    • @samsquanch1996
      @samsquanch1996 3 роки тому +7

      Tacos with just beans, meat, and sour cream lmfao.

  • @saber63001
    @saber63001 8 років тому +63

    "I am a busy woman." busy gaining weight, that is

  • @Hawkforstluver
    @Hawkforstluver 9 років тому +30

    "I don't drink that white water called skim milk" lmao! "I didn't get lettuce and tomatoes that is what food eat." XD

  • @krisbudz14
    @krisbudz14 5 років тому +6

    "I don't like vegetables!" But she eats potatoes.

    • @marnie9063
      @marnie9063 4 роки тому +1

      Potatoes are tubers, and classed as a starch rather than a vegetable. 😊 They do not count as one of your 5 a day. :)

  • @MystikAzn4vr
    @MystikAzn4vr 10 років тому +35

    This is the hard thing about working with people. I work in leadership development and there's a great deal of stupidity also.

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 7 років тому +11

    I was shown this video in nutrition class years ago. That's how true this video is. Yes, the built environment contributes to obesity. But some of it really is personal responsibility.

  • @edmundgeswein
    @edmundgeswein 11 років тому +4

    If you suddenly start consuming more veggies and fiber, it is possible that you might start having more frequent bowel movements that tend to stink a lot more (even temporary diarrhea). But under these circumstances, it's actually good because toxic material is being removed from the intestinal wall. Getting that gunk off your intestines is very beneficial health wise.

  • @BullshitDetector
    @BullshitDetector 9 років тому +23

    "I need to lose some weight before I go to the gym" LOL This shit is hilarious.

  • @xoAlly278ox
    @xoAlly278ox 11 років тому +5

    "I'm very active I work all day" "what is your job?" "I sit at a computer and put in numbers"

  • @DCDJ789789
    @DCDJ789789 13 років тому +6

    This is really great, it is truly a complication of all the people I have been seeing for over 30 years, especially the last 15 years. It shows how little people understand about food and nutrition. Maryann Meade,RD,CD-N,CDE

  • @robhaskins
    @robhaskins 5 років тому +3

    I watch it over and over again.

  • @muffinland8660
    @muffinland8660 7 років тому +8

    This has become one of my favorite things to watch after I get out of the gym.

  • @kaseybrown7147
    @kaseybrown7147 11 років тому +5

    This video explains so well why I left kinesiology and nutrition science for good.

  • @mclaren1404
    @mclaren1404 12 років тому +4

    Well done. Hard to argue with this. I always feel sorry for heavy people. (I am not heavy for the record). We all have poor behaviours, addictions (tv, credit cards, gambling, whatever). The poor heavy people just can't hide theirs. You know in one second upon seeing them. Video was very good. Hopefully it motivates others to eat better... Thanks.

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 7 років тому +5

    I eat whatever I want, and am pretty fit. But then again, I work on my cardio more often than not. So it balances it all out. xD

  • @shereerabon8551
    @shereerabon8551 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious and totally relatable!😅😂😂😂

  • @parkesc7832
    @parkesc7832 10 років тому +33

    If she wants to lose weight, a HUGE start would be to cut off the 3 or 4 damn lattes with whipped cream she guzzles down every morning. That's anywhere from 1200-1700 calories

    • @ajallen9674
      @ajallen9674 10 років тому +11

      He told her to cut back to one per day because he knew she couldn't go cold turkey on them altogether. He was suggesting small changes so that the weight would come off slowly and stay off.

    • @herbcruz4697
      @herbcruz4697 6 років тому +1

      Amelia Allen She could drink regular coffee with cream and sugar (both in moderation, of course), as opposed to lattes, and still have the caffeine to get through the day. Hell, she could even drink 2 cups of that.

    • @auroramichael1110
      @auroramichael1110 5 років тому

      If it's caffeine she can't do without, she could switch to diet soda. Not the healthiest choice, but it doesn't drive up your blood sugar and it's low calorie.

  • @engelsseele2
    @engelsseele2 10 років тому +14

    I hate when my friend goes to a health shop to talk to their "nutritionist" to help them lose weight. I suggest they see a doctor and have blood work done and a basic physical or even see a dieticien. ope that nutrionist at a small health shop with no medical degree or even a college learning of any sort.

  • @recency_bias
    @recency_bias 9 років тому +40

    "She did gain it back but only because her kidneys shut down and she had to go on dialysis"

  • @goobertrooper1286
    @goobertrooper1286 8 років тому +20

    I freaking love these videos.

  • @robhaskins
    @robhaskins 4 роки тому +6

    I mean, did someone REALLY say "That is what food eats"??

  • @VikingBoyBilly
    @VikingBoyBilly 2 роки тому +3

    my 600 pound life in a nutshell, a decade earlier

  • @raneemacintosh6842
    @raneemacintosh6842 9 років тому +17

    This was so frustrating and I sat through the entire thing LOL

  • @anitapink9307
    @anitapink9307 10 років тому +3

    i miss xtranormal really bad now
    WE MISS YOU XTRANORMAL! :(

  • @thefellow3j
    @thefellow3j 3 роки тому +4

    "I drank about 4... then I was at work." WTF, 4 tall mochas + 2x sugar, all at once. Instant... disease of some sort.

  • @mburgiful
    @mburgiful 3 роки тому +4

    "I didn't want any tomato's or lettuce, that's what food eats"

  • @SingingPearl1
    @SingingPearl1 12 років тому +4

    lol and i also love how the dietician tells her to leave his office but they're standing in a park

  • @Cheisu7
    @Cheisu7 10 років тому +25

    lol, "bagel size"

  • @chiefjuantorres
    @chiefjuantorres 11 років тому +7

    Eat less move more...OMG it's so simple.
    I laughed so hard on the "pen in the eye" part I bout fell out of my chair!
    Couldn't bare the thought of dropping my bowl of watermelon!
    Ya know that stuff food eats...that's OK I'll take yours, crisp, cold & delicious...low calories

  • @Mikeormaybenotmike
    @Mikeormaybenotmike 10 років тому +4

    it sounds like a rpg "I can't go to the gym until i lose weight"

  • @CodeDarkBlue
    @CodeDarkBlue 8 років тому +30

    wants to lose weight without putting any effort whatsoever into it... lol yep

  • @PinkieFlamingo
    @PinkieFlamingo 6 років тому +6

    "I don't want to go to the gym until I lose weight." Lol. Sounds like me! I told my doctor "Fuck it. I'm 65, and I am never getting another medical test that would require me to get undressed. So just work with my limits, because I'm not interested in living LONG. Just living well." My poor, poor doctor. He loves me, I know, but I'm sure he groans when his nurse tells him I have an appointment that day. ♡ My patient doctor, who respects me. ♡

  • @RinnyRin69
    @RinnyRin69 13 років тому +4

    I should watch this video everyday, because I know for a fact I give myself those very same excuses.

  • @unicornpearlz
    @unicornpearlz 12 років тому +6

    Dang, I thought I was bad having coffee with coffeemate (12 oz), and a small bag of chips every day. However, I understand her feeling about wanting to lose weight before going to the gym. I just had a horrible class - being the heaviest person in the class made me feel like a whale, and I wound up leaving early.

  • @momo-chanthegerbil6205
    @momo-chanthegerbil6205 2 роки тому +2

    The Xtranormal dogs are so cute though :3

  • @codychase9800
    @codychase9800 8 років тому +30

    50 pounds in 2 weeks. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @vaux1719
    @vaux1719 6 років тому +2

    how did she not manage to remember what she had yesterday..
    *when she can clearly fucking memorize all the ingredients she put in her coffee*

  • @BucketListTravelTours
    @BucketListTravelTours 13 років тому +2

    So true.. AS a health coach I see the same things all the time.

  • @ariztrad
    @ariztrad 9 років тому +49

    Does she eat very much?

  • @BadPiggiesAndPiggyTalesFan
    @BadPiggiesAndPiggyTalesFan 3 роки тому +3

    Goanimate/WrapperOnline But Its 3D

  • @shrinkmyrecipes
    @shrinkmyrecipes 13 років тому +1

    I know people like that. They really don't want to lose weight. I lost sixty pounds three years ago and have kept it off. And I'll tell you that people who say they want to lose weight and don't make the changes needed to lose weight, are lying to themselves. When the decide they really want to lose weight, they will find a way.

  • @Geek_Chorus
    @Geek_Chorus 11 місяців тому +1

    "You must have mashed potatoes with steak....There is no other way"

  • @ESponge2000
    @ESponge2000 Рік тому +3

    She’s a client with a set way and the dietician isn’t good on this client. She’s correct he didn’t do a good consulting job. It’s his job to be her dietician he’s getting paid to handle that challenge and though he is factually right in everything he’s saying, he’s not motivating her in his approach. If you tell an alcoholic to stop drinking it isn’t a good formula eventhough it’s right advice.
    He could have
    1) offer that for 3 days she do everything as before except choose 1 thing to go down on and that after 3-day trial it can be over and/or after 3 days a new plan to discuss and it may be no continuation at all of this one
    2) He could have had her walk with him outside while consulting with her so inadvertently she’s burning calories, all while having the discussion, then rewarded her for walking x miles with a big confidence builder.
    3) He could have made it fun by having her meet his other clients and have them partner up on choose one thing to go down on
    Motivation is all in the getting started.
    Another idea would be introducing new home made paleo foods that are yummy tasty and low in preservatives and add those in place of dropping the extra coffee or beans

  • @caseyvee4419
    @caseyvee4419 8 років тому +6

    Could have made it funnier with a few "fat stupid bitch" or "are you shitting me?" comments like some of the other videos have. But the conversation he has with her is the same as I have had with some fat people, mostly female. Everything you suggest is just out of the question, but they want to magically lose the weight anyway. The salad part reminds me of when I ran a steakhouse years ago, we had a big salad bar, and these enormous women (and a few men) would come in and sort of tersely say "all I want is a salad bar and water.". Then they would proceed to fill their salad plate with only a little lettuce and veg, but huge quantities of grated cheese, pepperoni, cubed ham, real bacon bits, and probably a FULL CUP of blue cheese dressing! I used to watch that and say to myself: "I bet she goes to her doctor and says: I only have a salad for lunch each day."

    • @muffinland8660
      @muffinland8660 7 років тому +2

      That wouldn't have made it funnier at all. It would have been stupid and juvenile.
      This is *exactly* how an exchange like this goes when you're working with people and that's why it's so funny.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 9 місяців тому

      Exactly, that's why I ask patients exactly what they eat, including toppings, dressings, etc.! Btw, Whole Food Plant Based Nutrition works wonders for not just weight loss but overall health/disease prevention!

  • @BonFathead
    @BonFathead 12 років тому +1

    Kermit you are a hero for putting up with this!

  • @IwillKillYourCereal
    @IwillKillYourCereal 13 років тому +8

    As a person who used to be fat, I can totally relate to this XD The hardest part for me was giving up all of the salty foods.

  • @poyotato151
    @poyotato151 5 років тому +1

    A teacher in my school sent this to my health teacher and she showed my class. Lolololol!

  • @thetreasurer7549
    @thetreasurer7549 5 років тому +3

    5:13 buy a bigger size, lose weight, donate the old swimsuit and buy a new one

  • @Cheisu7
    @Cheisu7 10 років тому +13

    I must admit though, the thing about coffee and headaches is very real, but not much excuse for getting 3 breve mochas when 1 cup of black coffee can do it lol.

  • @walphabetr2
    @walphabetr2 3 роки тому +1

    Happy new year. 2010 is changing it to 2011!

  • @nicholasmedovich8691
    @nicholasmedovich8691 2 роки тому +2

    It was a a bagel. ROFL 🤣

  • @SubparPanda
    @SubparPanda 9 років тому +19

    well she's right about one thing skim milk is fucking gross.

    • @juliahcornell
      @juliahcornell 9 років тому +7

      Are you kidding skim milk is the only good stuff. Anything with fat is too thick.

    • @camarynb3013
      @camarynb3013 9 років тому +12

      Julia Cornell You know what's amazing? Almond milk! The lightly sweetened vanilla almond is what I drink most days for breakfast!

    • @SubparPanda
      @SubparPanda 9 років тому +7

      Camaryn B
      Amen. Almond milk is the best shit. Vanilla Soymilk ain't bad either.

    • @laurayadiramaldonado9152
      @laurayadiramaldonado9152 8 років тому +5

      +SubparPanda My sister always buys chocolate soymilk! I have to restrain myself from chugging it all in one day.

    • @DruidsCalling
      @DruidsCalling 7 років тому +3

      SubparPanda almond milk is the best :D

  • @lmchesshir
    @lmchesshir 13 років тому +1

    I LOVE this video! Great job! I ca't believe how many people actually say things like this!

  • @MarissaBeckMSRD
    @MarissaBeckMSRD 13 років тому +1

    This was spot-on, what a typical pt: denial, resistance, misinformed, impatient, unrealistic... Too bad the RD was unable to roll with the punches a little better and play devil's advocate. That said, I must say I thought it was funny to see how it ended.

  • @mrsreit
    @mrsreit 13 років тому +2

    This is sadly so accurate!!

  • @dmf1301
    @dmf1301 11 років тому +1

    Ok, I agree skim milk does taste like off water... but it is very healthy. If you just have a drop in tea or coffee or even if you add a spoonful of milo or something, that is still healthier. Unfortunately, not everything healthy always tastes wonderful!

  • @SaiNarayan_
    @SaiNarayan_ 8 років тому +4

    This is frigging hilarious!

  • @milianviolet
    @milianviolet 11 років тому +2

    "I didn't want tomatoes or lettuce. That is what food eats"

  • @mistersir4483
    @mistersir4483 7 років тому +2

    Man = Bank of America automated voice
    Woman = Siri

  • @mercedesguycolin3892
    @mercedesguycolin3892 8 років тому +2

    we are trying to lose weight! so it wasn't that much we only had steak and potatoes! lol!

  • @dayahunter8009
    @dayahunter8009 5 років тому +3

    Me!!! For real I ghosted my dietician

  • @nicholasmedovich8691
    @nicholasmedovich8691 2 роки тому +1

    0:43 love siris oh no expression

  • @kecola
    @kecola 12 років тому +1

    "I read somewhere we need fat for our brains."
    LOL!

  • @kakashi1992e
    @kakashi1992e 13 років тому +1

    That is sooo sad but true
    You are awesome.

  • @missnotofthisworld7469
    @missnotofthisworld7469 7 років тому +7

    She doesn't keep track of what she eats. She eats all the wrong high calorie stuff. I would just eat once or twice a day if I didn't have access to healthy food. Oh well it's a Neurotic Balancing act,Dieting.

    • @missnotofthisworld7469
      @missnotofthisworld7469 7 років тому

      ***** How come she doesn't look fat?

    • @herbcruz4697
      @herbcruz4697 6 років тому

      Shayna Barbour Because Xtranormal Animation has its limitations.

  • @Ld_277
    @Ld_277 9 років тому +1

    Only disagreement I have here is over the skim milk. The lack of fat makes it less satiating and therefore you're prone to drink more of it until you're satisfied, thus you overall drink more calories.

    • @fionabeswick7155
      @fionabeswick7155 8 років тому

      +Aaron Oliver But that is what addiction means. The hand seems to pick up the second glass by itself. The longer it goes on the worse the damage to the brain.

  • @Katherine-ll2fw
    @Katherine-ll2fw 6 років тому +1

    this used to be my favourite video a few years ago oml

  • @Dee-oi6dx
    @Dee-oi6dx 5 років тому +3

    This hurts my head....if you don't want to follow medical advice then don't go see a dietitian.... omg just stop please....

  • @felixthehuman
    @felixthehuman 13 років тому +2

    Is that really how much people who say they "eat hardly anything" eat?

  • @Evilbobthealmighty
    @Evilbobthealmighty 13 років тому +1

    @atrider84
    Because most people add 500+ calories to their coffee in the form of whipped cream and sugar and caramel toppings, and that when the body consumes liquid calories, it ignores them.

  • @lol5776
    @lol5776 12 років тому +1

    1:08
    doctor: was it a large bagel or a small bagel?
    woman: it was a bagel

  • @gabrielle64
    @gabrielle64 13 років тому +2

    This was great.
    I didn't understand one line the client kept repeating when refusing vegetables - "food eats that stuff"?

  • @paniceveryday
    @paniceveryday 11 років тому +1

    It is people like you, who really make me wanna jab a pen in my eye! Lol

  • @bluex217
    @bluex217 8 років тому +4

    6:41 THANK YOU

  • @thezachimler
    @thezachimler 13 років тому

    Very good representation of what the hard workung dietitians deal with every day. I have heard story after story like this, in addition to patients saying this to me. It is sad the general patient population can be summed up in a short video.

  • @fatgirlvsworld
    @fatgirlvsworld 13 років тому

    Oh my goodness -- this is HYSTERICAL!

  • @Theredtail95
    @Theredtail95 11 років тому +1

    "I want to lose weight, but I don't want to change anything"

  • @Jay_BinLaden
    @Jay_BinLaden 10 років тому +4

    lmfao i have dis convo wit my mom everyday

    • @Jay_BinLaden
      @Jay_BinLaden 10 років тому +3

      ***** I bet you are the fat and stupid one

  • @susanhuynh
    @susanhuynh 13 років тому +1

    OMG the ending made me die! xD Thank you! This made my day!

  • @anayagibson6356
    @anayagibson6356 10 років тому +3

    Am I the only person who laughed super hard at this? XD

  • @gdwtchg
    @gdwtchg 13 років тому

    This is awesome!! It needs to be in a PSA !!

  • @KiraJenLove
    @KiraJenLove 12 років тому +1

    That is so true....they want to lose weight magically without cutting back what they eat or exercising. I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.

  • @CinchConnection
    @CinchConnection 13 років тому +1

    I LOVE this! Thank you!