I am a College History Professor and this is the first time I have ever seen my life portrayed so accurately in a cartoon. I am simultaneously amused and depressed.
We watched this in my writing class and it is comedy gold. I had low expectations going into it but it is an absolute classic. Just the way it builds from “im worried about my grade” to “dude you failed 3/4s of your essays, left halfway through your final, and its the last day of school” is seamless. I love it
As a college student myself, I hear soooo many of my peers talking like this. There is so much help on campus, especially for writing papers, but they don't take it. College is way too damn expensive to slack off. If you don't want to work, don't be there. Give the rest of us more places to park!
I know this 10 years ago, but it's so true. So many of my friends wait till the last minute to try to pass the class and then get upset at the teacher when the teacher doesn't pass them. Like yall r paying money for this. Why r u slacking
Actual conversation I had with a student: Student - "What can I do to pass your class?" Me - "That's easy. Make sure you do your homework, come to class on time, ask questions in class if you are confused, and if you're still confused after class come see me during my office hours." Student - "But the semester is over and it's to late to do that." Me - "Exactly."
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I taught on the college level for eleven years. This is only a slight exaggeration of what happened every semester. One year, the first test yielded a reverse bell curve: students either flunked it or earned an "A." I asked the "A" students to write a brief paragraph about how they had prepared for the test, collected the paragraphs, and then printed them up on one sheet with no names attached to distribute to the whole class. The "F" students read through the paragraphs and began saying things like, "But that's a lot of work!" or "I wouldn't have time for [name of sport] practice if I did that!"
Had one student once that got below 50% on all exams and came to me after semester was over complaining that my lectures were terrible and unfair as were the exams (even though the class averages about 80%). I told him to watch the lectures on Khan academy and I would let him retake the final. I knew what would happen next... I never saw him again.
This is my life and I hate it. Students view themselves as customers and their professors as their personal servants/secretaries. It's soooooo thankless. I wish students saw me for what I am, a fucking human being bending over backwards to help them thrive and instead..... Just abusive, cruel student evals
Hello fellow prof! You are correct. Being a professor is awful, especially now that enrollment has dropped everywhere and administration doesn't give two cares about ethics or standards. I can't take the bullying anymore
Notice that the comments on how real this is span over a decade…and it never changes - it’s still just as real as it was years ago. Getting ready for the final week of this semester now, and I have several students trying to do this dance…it never ends, and it never gets less relevant.
I seriously commend teachers. They have the most important job in the country, educating the future of our country. I could never be a teacher. I don't have the patience. Salute to all good teachers. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
I'm a college student, and I really hope people who are actually like this are the exception and not the norm. Who in their right mind asks for help after all assignments are done and it's the very last day? Sadly, I have heard of this unironically happening and it probably makes things worse for everyone else.
What grade did you get on the second essay? I a l s o g o t a D o n t h a t o n e. Did you attempt to revise it for a better grade? N o , i d i d n o t. I a m w o r r i e d a b o u t m y g r a d e.
Back during my CC days, my Geology professor put this video in the week1 introduction assignments. One look at r/professors shows how much this video has aged like a fine wine lol. Students still be like this except they've swapped tracking the professors down to beg them at an inconvenient time to emailing them, their chair, and the dean at like 3am on a Saturday and being throughly upset&offended that they won't get a response until the following Monday morning. 🙄
Teacher posted this link on our class website! Sad but true that there are actual students like this who cry about how much they hate the teacher, but this is their reality
+Aariel Nigam I was always good in class and turned everything in, many of my teachers were literally just being jerks in my schools, one refused to help me at all when I got confused over a math problem and I had to ask my english teacher in my next class about it. Sometimes the teachers really are mean.
OMG I am a senior (non traditional student) and I HAVE SEEN THIS. One guy I sat beside all quarter. I always sit in the front row. This particular class I was 5 minutes early and there was ONE seat left in the BACK row....oh boy. All quarter this guy is sitting there looking at his lap as he texts back and forth with someone. First test comes along and I've got my arm around the answer sheet protecting it from him like a Brinks driver. ALL QUARTER this guy is "duh," "ummm," "dude," "hey bud, how do you do this"..... The last day before the final I'm waiting to ask the instructor a question and "dude" is in front on me.....He's asking for another two weeks so he can do ALL the homework that he was supposed to have done because......He's worried about passing..... ARRRRRRGH The teacher gave it to him!!!!!! I always wondered if he did ONLY because he knew "dude" wasn't going to do any of it anyway? Seven more weeks and I'm Magna Cum Laude. WOOO HOOOOO
I agree. I am a student and I balk at the ignorance of the students and the crap teachers have to go through. I work hard to earn my grades and do all the work to the best of my abilities.
I work at a community college and hear this all the time! Problem where I work is that as soon as someone yells loud enough then it seems everything gets turned around on you and you are the bad guy. Everyone today expects everything handed to them, and if you do not give them what they want they can ruin you because you have only told them what they did not want to hear. It is very sad but true!
Relating this concept to business strategy and what we have learned, many corporations function and operate but have no real idea what their strategy is. Much like the above mentioned student, they are clueless. They are left to scramble at some point to try to get a passing grade, or break even financially. This can leave the proverbial professor frustrated and unsure of how to help someone that is unwilling or unaware of how to help themselves. We must all take responsibility for our work.
This is so true. I have had this same conversation with so many students except I was not so free to tell the kid off. Thousands of teachers are having this same conversation right now at the end of school. It's validating to see this. Funny and pitiful at the same time!
Teachers watching this, take a breather -From a fellow teacher whose blood pressure increased exponentially while watching because it's a little too on-the-nose
You can tell this comes from a university environment because the student tried so much harder than so many high school students think they need to work.
this is stuff that should be learned in elementary school~~~ a lot of kids are being taught nothing about responsibility at school and don't get it at home~~ resulting in this type of student.
My teacher acted like this video was completely normal for discussion in my Interpersonal Relations & Professional Development class and everybody was like, “is this for real?”
Even if the student comes in mid-semester, "How can I improve my grade?" usually means "What 10-minute extra credit assignment could I do to make up half of the grade points from the semester so I can continue skipping class and not turning in the assignments?" not "How can I learn the concepts and skills better, so I stop failing the exams?"
This is hilarious! he just keeps asking over and over, "Am I passing your class ", too funny. My instructor had us watch this...I really didn't think people as stupid as this existed.
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It's very dissapionting to know that this type of stuff happens. I'm in college myself and this is pathetic how students come in thinking they can bullshit their way through a course.
I've been though this conversation any number of times... I'm still waiting for one student that instead of saying "It's the end of the semester, and I'm worried about my grade," will say "It's the end of the semester, and I'm worried that I have only a limited understanding of the material for this course."
The amount of anxiety is insane. Hope i passed this year, i tried my best. Our tutors at our college are really good at their job, (sorry about my english im bilingual so i need to remember what type of grammar i should use😂🇿🇦).
My teacher posted this for us to watch prior to the start of our STATS for ECE class this term. Unsure if this was a genius move, or a startlingly passive aggressive one.
my stapler ran out of staples... FUNNY This is such a good scenario - when students don't get their way, all of a sudden its the teachers fault. But the student couldn't follow the rules to make up his grade.
It took a few scenarios of raising children to learn how to change attitudes and getting them to accept responsibility for their own procrastination and lack of interest.We can all learn respect for our instructors.
I am a College History Professor and this is the first time I have ever seen my life portrayed so accurately in a cartoon. I am simultaneously amused and depressed.
Me too, Professor.
How many people had their teacher show them this
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Today
this morning, I started an online course at dsc, this was the first thing the in the content. I can now
My show as this and say hope this is not you
"Based on what you told me there's not a chance in hell you're passing this class"
THIS DUDE WAS PISSED WHEN HE WROTE THIS HAHA
We watched this in my writing class and it is comedy gold. I had low expectations going into it but it is an absolute classic. Just the way it builds from “im worried about my grade” to “dude you failed 3/4s of your essays, left halfway through your final, and its the last day of school” is seamless. I love it
As a college student myself, I hear soooo many of my peers talking like this. There is so much help on campus, especially for writing papers, but they don't take it. College is way too damn expensive to slack off. If you don't want to work, don't be there. Give the rest of us more places to park!
When school is coming out of pocket I totally agree. Should be taken seriously. More Effort = More Reward.
That's why I'm not going to college 😃
@@mochicocaine good! College isn't for everyone!
College isn't for me. I have full time jobs I never studied for for 10 years now. It's better this way.
I know this 10 years ago, but it's so true. So many of my friends wait till the last minute to try to pass the class and then get upset at the teacher when the teacher doesn't pass them. Like yall r paying money for this. Why r u slacking
Actual conversation I had with a student:
Student - "What can I do to pass your class?"
Me - "That's easy. Make sure you do your homework, come to class on time, ask questions in class if you are confused, and if you're still confused after class come see me during my office hours."
Student - "But the semester is over and it's to late to do that."
Me - "Exactly."
That is hilarious. I've never had a conversation like that with a student, but one came dangerously close. XD
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It's terrible how many students actually do this...
Brittney Klatte And it is wonderful how many do not do this!
Well it helps, that means I don't have to see them next year!
Brittney Klatte So many. I teach 6th grade. I only assume it gets worse as they get older.
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teacher played this video to us on the first day of class
Samuel Acosta my teacher just played this for us and it's our first day 😂
I was cracking up lol
same
Same Here
Lol this is me today 😂
I taught on the college level for eleven years. This is only a slight exaggeration of what happened every semester. One year, the first test yielded a reverse bell curve: students either flunked it or earned an "A." I asked the "A" students to write a brief paragraph about how they had prepared for the test, collected the paragraphs, and then printed them up on one sheet with no names attached to distribute to the whole class. The "F" students read through the paragraphs and began saying things like, "But that's a lot of work!" or "I wouldn't have time for [name of sport] practice if I did that!"
"Did you try to fail miserably?" "Yes I did my best"
Had one student once that got below 50% on all exams and came to me after semester was over complaining that my lectures were terrible and unfair as were the exams (even though the class averages about 80%). I told him to watch the lectures on Khan academy and I would let him retake the final. I knew what would happen next... I never saw him again.
i am a teacher grading finals right now. this film speaks to my soul. thank you.
And this was 10 years ago. People always do the same mistakes.
This is my life and I hate it. Students view themselves as customers and their professors as their personal servants/secretaries. It's soooooo thankless. I wish students saw me for what I am, a fucking human being bending over backwards to help them thrive and instead..... Just abusive, cruel student evals
Hello fellow prof! You are correct. Being a professor is awful, especially now that enrollment has dropped everywhere and administration doesn't give two cares about ethics or standards. I can't take the bullying anymore
"There was one I meant to turn in, but I didn't understand how to do the assignment."
Hahahaha!
Notice that the comments on how real this is span over a decade…and it never changes - it’s still just as real as it was years ago. Getting ready for the final week of this semester now, and I have several students trying to do this dance…it never ends, and it never gets less relevant.
Those of us who work in education find this video absolutely hilarious because it is SO TRUE.
I have never seen a man so genuine as this guy, he's really a man of his words.
"My stapler ran out of staples" hahahaha
as a prof that is by far my favorite line :D
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Yes. This is matched by, “My printer wasn’t working.”
How about "I forgot that yesterday was the deadline to turn in work. Can I turn in work today?"
I seriously commend teachers. They have the most important job in the country, educating the future of our country.
I could never be a teacher.
I don't have the patience. Salute to all good teachers. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
the 106 dislikes are from students that are like just this
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I'm a college student, and I really hope people who are actually like this are the exception and not the norm. Who in their right mind asks for help after all assignments are done and it's the very last day? Sadly, I have heard of this unironically happening and it probably makes things worse for everyone else.
I have peers do this and I am a theater major
I work at a college and I hear this conversation often.
It should be mandatory for every professor to show this on the first day of class
What grade did you get on the second essay?
I a l s o g o t a D o n t h a t o n e.
Did you attempt to revise it for a better grade?
N o , i d i d n o t.
I a m w o r r i e d a b o u t m y g r a d e.
this gives me anxiety
Back during my CC days, my Geology professor put this video in the week1 introduction assignments. One look at r/professors shows how much this video has aged like a fine wine lol. Students still be like this except they've swapped tracking the professors down to beg them at an inconvenient time to emailing them, their chair, and the dean at like 3am on a Saturday and being throughly upset&offended that they won't get a response until the following Monday morning. 🙄
You speak the gospel truth, friend.
As a mildly competent straight-A student, it's really funny to see students to this on the day after the semester is over.
"today is the last day of school" lol
Teacher posted this link on our class website! Sad but true that there are actual students like this who cry about how much they hate the teacher, but this is their reality
+Aariel Nigam I was always good in class and turned everything in, many of my teachers were literally just being jerks in my schools, one refused to help me at all when I got confused over a math problem and I had to ask my english teacher in my next class about it. Sometimes the teachers really are mean.
yea, i know some that are that way. but for the most part, their usually willing to help you as long as you seek them out
So untrue sometimes...
FUCKING GOD THIS IS EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
OMG I am a senior (non traditional student) and I HAVE SEEN THIS. One guy I sat beside all quarter. I always sit in the front row. This particular class I was 5 minutes early and there was ONE seat left in the BACK row....oh boy.
All quarter this guy is sitting there looking at his lap as he texts back and forth with someone. First test comes along and I've got my arm around the answer sheet protecting it from him like a Brinks driver. ALL QUARTER this guy is "duh," "ummm," "dude," "hey bud, how do you do this".....
The last day before the final I'm waiting to ask the instructor a question and "dude" is in front on me.....He's asking for another two weeks so he can do ALL the homework that he was supposed to have done because......He's worried about passing.....
ARRRRRRGH The teacher gave it to him!!!!!! I always wondered if he did ONLY because he knew "dude" wasn't going to do any of it anyway?
Seven more weeks and I'm Magna Cum Laude. WOOO HOOOOO
Xtranormal movie maker was carrying the game back in the day damn.
I agree. I am a student and I balk at the ignorance of the students and the crap teachers have to go through. I work hard to earn my grades and do all the work to the best of my abilities.
I'm feeling productive all of a sudden.
I work at a community college and hear this all the time! Problem where I work is that as soon as someone yells loud enough then it seems everything gets turned around on you and you are the bad guy. Everyone today expects everything handed to them, and if you do not give them what they want they can ruin you because you have only told them what they did not want to hear. It is very sad but true!
My advertising professor played this on the first day of class. I nearly died from laughing so hard.
"my stapler ran out of staples"
This is so true, I'm not a teacher but some of the kids in my classes though act exactly like this
It’s my first day of school and we got shown this. I literally almost pissed myself omfg why is this so funny to me
I hear all of this stuff all the time from my students. So sad.
Relating this concept to business strategy and what we have learned, many corporations function and operate but have no real idea what their strategy is. Much like the above mentioned student, they are clueless. They are left to scramble at some point to try to get a passing grade, or break even financially. This can leave the proverbial professor frustrated and unsure of how to help someone that is unwilling or unaware of how to help themselves. We must all take responsibility for our work.
This is so true. I have had this same conversation with so many students except I was not so free to tell the kid off. Thousands of teachers are having this same conversation right now at the end of school. It's validating to see this. Funny and pitiful at the same time!
This is still comedy gold in 2024. I love sending this to my friends and family who teach, or who have taught.
We have one week until finals, and this is now a daily conversation. Awesome...
MY TEACHER SHOWED US IN CLASS I ALMOST CRIED WHY ARE THEY TAKING LIKE THAT
Teachers watching this, take a breather
-From a fellow teacher whose blood pressure increased exponentially while watching because it's a little too on-the-nose
I am slightly amused, due to fact that this shit actually happens... SAD DAY IN THE WORLD.
HOLY FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHER SHOWED ME THIS TODAY AND I LAUGHED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING
Dang, the mouth movements are pretty good for a computer generated animation.
Also, 600th comment.
The student gets a "F"
The video gets an "A"
You can tell this comes from a university environment because the student tried so much harder than so many high school students think they need to work.
Comical! Yet extremely accurate. Procrastination, lack of urgency and attributing their own issues on to the professor.
you just know that who ever made this had beef with that one student
Meee ALL THE WAY!!! I kinda feel bad for my teachers now😭😭
In 2019, 218 students get an D on the essay
Haha, my astronomy teacher would refer us to this vid if we frequently ask what/how we're doing in his class.
My biology teacher sent this to the entire class I-
Lol same😂😶👀
I just had this conversation with a student yesterday.
my teacher sent me this...
Me too
"My stapler ran out of staples". 😆
this is stuff that should be learned in elementary school~~~ a lot of kids are being taught nothing about responsibility at school and don't get it at home~~ resulting in this type of student.
My teacher acted like this video was completely normal for discussion in my Interpersonal Relations & Professional Development class and everybody was like, “is this for real?”
My teacher showed this in class , some student do ask this question .
This made me cry. Cuts too close to every day.
Like laugh cry or like, cry cry
People do this all the time. Don't put in effort, shirk their responsibilities, miss class, etc. Then they have the gall to write bad teacher reviews.
the fact that the only unreal thing is the bears talking. i cant believe students like this actually exist.
I watched this in College Composition class today.
Even if the student comes in mid-semester, "How can I improve my grade?" usually means "What 10-minute extra credit assignment could I do to make up half of the grade points from the semester so I can continue skipping class and not turning in the assignments?" not "How can I learn the concepts and skills better, so I stop failing the exams?"
This reminds me about my day to day teaching life in college!
"esSAY"
This video is BRILLIANT. Every student should be forced to watch this 24/7 until they never say one of these things ever again.
This is hilarious! he just keeps asking over and over, "Am I passing your class ", too funny. My instructor had us watch this...I really didn't think people as stupid as this existed.
Love! Love! Love! 1000 times LOVE! I have this conversation with a student nearly every day!
yeah I always get one student like this each semester. Thankfully I get 200 students who are NOT like this.
As a teacher - I feel this is my SOUL! And I teach Elementary (but I've done middle school too)...
okay, but 4 pages for the finals is stupid!!! There is not enough time to think!!
I want to show this video to all my teachers to show how sorry I am
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I just realized that the robot saying "gra-duh" or whatever is "grade".
This video has me in tears, lol
It's very dissapionting to know that this type of stuff happens. I'm in college myself and this is pathetic how students come in thinking they can bullshit their way through a course.
I've been though this conversation any number of times... I'm still waiting for one student that instead of saying "It's the end of the semester, and I'm worried about my grade," will say "It's the end of the semester, and I'm worried that I have only a limited understanding of the material for this course."
Amy!!! This NEVER gets old (because it never stops happening.. >
My Psychology showed this to us at the beginning of the year... This is going to be a good year.
My critical thinking teacher did the same thing
The amount of anxiety is insane. Hope i passed this year, i tried my best. Our tutors at our college are really good at their job, (sorry about my english im bilingual so i need to remember what type of grammar i should use😂🇿🇦).
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My teacher posted this for us to watch prior to the start of our STATS for ECE class this term. Unsure if this was a genius move, or a startlingly passive aggressive one.
It's more passive aggressive
@@exoticcar5482 Probably teacher did not give a shit.
@@mresundance Has to be one of those unhelpful ones who only still has the job due to bs tenure
This is both funny and disturbing. I am a professor and deal with this every semester.
Lol my teacher shows me this, but doesn't allow for revisions or make-ups. (Basically, you have to get it right the first time).
Somebody needs to make a fill in the blank worksheet for this
my stapler ran out of staples... FUNNY This is such a good scenario - when students don't get their way, all of a sudden its the teachers fault. But the student couldn't follow the rules to make up his grade.
I swear every teacher I have ever had has played this in class
This is hysterical! My husband is a professor he got such a kick out of this
I was a teacher, this conversation sounds 100% accurate, the dialogue just needs to sound like a whiny girl instead of the clock style.
This is SO what I deal with at my school.
Oh my goodness this is SO validating.
I'm surprised the student didn't pull the excuse, "my dog ate my homework".
It took a few scenarios of raising children to learn how to change attitudes and getting them to accept responsibility for their own procrastination and lack of interest.We can all learn respect for our instructors.
this is so true....that I feel really sad for myself and the state of my profession. But, how did our students get this way?
I once had a student do this to me at the airport when i was on the way to a conference.