As someone whose favorite game is Morrowind, and who has poured several thousand hours into the game, I gotta say: this was a perfect blend of being both accurately hilarious and hilariously accurate.
You are Dagoth Ur facing the Neravarine, they asks you why everyone in house Dagoth walks around barefoot in loincloths. Your two options are: 1: Bitch we live in fucking volcano’s! Its hot in here! 2: Feels good man!
Man, your videos are well edited and funny. Anyone who's a fan of Seth's videos will love your content. I hope your channel blows up...... with views and subs friend!
Only an N'wah hasn't played Morrowind yet. Interestingly enough it has been more time between Skyrim and now, with no sign of the next Elder Scrolls, than between Morrowind and Skyrim's release dates, despite there being the whole Elder Scrolls Oblivion between Morrowind and Skyrim. The N'wah at Bethesda really went too deep into skooma and screwed up their game plan.
if you don't start doing quests you can join all of the factions. can't remember if they actually made sure the restrictions worked on the great houses or not, normally just join the mushrooms because who wouldn't want a giant mushroom fortress full of automated guards so you never have to talk to anyone.
but once you start doing quest you will get kicked out of enemy guild. for example if you join both thieves guild and fighters guild, there is a quest for both of them pretty soon that would get you expelled from the opposite guild.
@@spatrk6634 I never had that issue. The closest I got was needing to steal something from the thieves guild for the fighters and being bad at it but I just kept reloading until I got it and was able to advance without problems. nearly every run I had I would join everything and advance to the leader. Can't get kicked out if you don't get caught :D
Ohhhhh man oh man, its the Blue Morrowind meme Connoisseur ! I absolutely love your stuff, and thank you very much for the kind words! And good luck in your journey too 😉
Don't forget that during the main quest you have to become hortator of each of the great houses. Hlaalu is easy. Just give them money. But Telvanni is something else. The Telvanni councilors hold a vote and all have to agree to proclaim you hortator of house Telvanni. There are six councillors, the first guy directly agrees. Note that you don't need six votes. You only need all councillors to agree. And they stop being councillors when they're dead. Their own fault if they're so easy to kill.
5:30 JET SET RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! " I said it, want me to say it again, again, again, again, again, again?"
House Telvanni IS objectively best in terms of rewards: Won't tell y'all how, but if you play your cards right, AND save often so you can undo mistakes, you can walk away from one quest with the Bow of Auriel, AND the only Daedric Cuirass and Daedric Greaves in the history of the Mundus ("Everything") that both have Constant Effect Feather 50 pts., making them the lightest Daedric armor that ever existed, and they will never be duplicated because Mistress Therana is out of her tree, so we'll never know how she acquired them, probably had to blow Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon. Just don't "retire" her too soon.
You have so much talent for comedy and especially editing. I imagine you edit for a living or something and work very hard but you are talented as hell Glog glog glog glog
Thank you very much for the kind words! I actually only do editing as a hobby, and if you look at any off the old stuff i made... well its pretty bad. Still makes me cringe to watch any of it.
for the amount of hard work I see in your videos, the youtube grind is hard but keep trying! You have such a good eye for this style of editing, but never forget where you started!! Because when you make it wether it be content creation of editing or whatever - anything is possible, you just have to know why you started trying to figure out where you want to go… You see, I’m a prairie dog. I’m living the best life with my pet known as “uncle Ben”. Take what I say with a grain of salt cuz I’m no expert at hard work 😂
@@Biggest-Ounce Man never imagined id get a motivational speech from a Prairie dog named "Big Ounce" , but hey, the universe works in mysterious ways. Also the UA-cam grind is tough, if you want big success quickly, i only really see it as one big hobby. A hobby that may pay off in the long term, but still. Thank you for the pep talk and i hope Uncle Ben gives you all the belly rubs a Prairie Dog of your majestic station demands. 😉
One of the best parts of Morrowind was the guild advancement system, you literally had to do the work AND have the correct skills leveled , oblivion and Skyrim let's you be guild master of mages with barely having to cast 2 spells lol
Shows how much the profession has changed. The Mages Guild in Cyrodiil during the late 3rd Era was pretty much a put of corruption. All tasks come down to personal favors to it's members. The Collage of Winterhold in the early 2nd century of the 4th Era is more like a club where wizards meet. The first task is to punch undead in a dungeon. And pretty much everyone is completely inept and has never heard of the concept of safety.
After trying out oblivion and liking it a lot a few years back I decided to try morrowind as well. I didn’t like it at first because I thought it was way too slow and the lack of fast travel that I was used to made it hard to play. But then after coming back to oblivion like a week ago I watched a bunch of UA-cam videos on good ways to start. So I ended up stealing everything in the census office and chugging magicka resist potions to negate the boots of blinding speed and now I’m like level 4 and a member of the fighters guild and house redoran. Usually I start rpgs as a thief because I love stealing things and assassinating people, but decided to do a warrior build since morrowind was a very different to what I’m used to and I’m still trying to ease myself into it
Okay, I'm not entirely sure why, but I thought this video was going to be reviewing the worst guide someone made about Morrowind. This is my own fault but I cannot take back the immense disappointment it has caused me to find out this was not the case. 😭
Im so sorry to disappoint you, however YOU could make that video. Be the change you want to see, Make a review of my dogshit morrowind guide, and don't hold back. I can handle it, im a big boy.
I am now doing my first run in Morrowind and i have to say that is so much better and more entertaining than Skyrim. I have played Skyrim so many times and never played many days in a row but now in Morrowind simply cannot stop playing it🎉🎉😂
@10:08 Hlaalu not being racist? Have you SEEN THE DREN PLANTATION?! There's a whole fucking sub plot where you end slavery, and the niece of the leader of Hlaalu is the faction leader.
Don´t you do your Racism on my sweet little Dunmer. They were smacked enough by Pelinal. This guy. Always with de Racism. Always with de Shoes. Eating hot chip and doing de Racism.
Your channel will prolly grow faster if you do a few videos on games that actually released this year, so they are already trending searches with millions if people, rather than only a small niche audience of die-hard fans. I truly love the old stuff myself, but you can always come back to it after you've got more subscribers
You are absolutely right good sir! However i view this as one big fun hobby, and don't really aspire to greatness. These kinds of videos take some time to make and if you're covering a game you don't really enjoy, you're never going to finish the video. I could make every single video clickbait cental and get a ton more views or just pump out low quality slop, but i dont enjoy those kinds of "video creation" if you can even call it that. Subs and views will come or they wont, ill probably still make videos on stuff i enjoy until i dont enjoy doing videos Thanks for the comment, i appreciate it.
@@themayoman1752This comment here right here made me subscribe! I spent 5 years straight in Morrowind every..single...day...for untold hours..And even after that much contact with the game I still found new things I had never experienced before. Is it klunky by today's standards or hell yes. But there has never been a game like it before or since. None have captured what this game managed to do. Even the mighty Skyrim felt like a pale imitation of Morrowind. "We don't discuss Oblivion here it's like the last season of Scrubs it doesn't exist."
I wanted to love the game but I don’t like having to figure out where to go I like having quest markers so I never finished this game for that reason. Those flying birds also made not think twice about giving it another chance 😂
Morrowind is an accurate representation of what it feels like to be an untolerated tourist in 1970's egypt.
That is so weirdly specific I'm inclined to believe it's true.
@@marcelldavis4809 I mean, play Morrowind and then travel to 1970's Egypt. You will notice no real difference
@@PiggyPigginton I honestly would if I could
@anthroimperzia3927 HAHA your grand was a N'wah
Good analogy
Nothing about Lord Dagoth ur?? Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned?
As a man who played Morrowind extensively since the moment it first came out, I 100% endorse this video. True facts there.
So, you’re a racist now?
Nice
Morrowind is funny and Magical game
Same same
Lay off the skooma, N'wah.
No, ninininininini
Never N'wah.
The map with the “n’wahs, slave, and Morrowind” was funny.
Not a single mention of Dagoth Ur? Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
He did say "penis spear". That counts.
He even showed a picture with Dagoth in it (foul murder) and deliberately had him cut out of frame lol.
I orginally picked Hlaaluu because i didn't know the economic growth numbers were fabricated, Telvanni ever since.
I don't need to hear more than the first sentence. Here is your filthy like, n'wah!
As someone whose favorite game is Morrowind, and who has poured several thousand hours into the game, I gotta say: this was a perfect blend of being both accurately hilarious and hilariously accurate.
Hlaluu: Race traitor
Redoran: Noble Racist
Telvanni: Insane Racist
Basic guide of each Great House
You are Dagoth Ur facing the Neravarine, they asks you why everyone in house Dagoth walks around barefoot in loincloths.
Your two options are:
1: Bitch we live in fucking volcano’s! Its hot in here!
2: Feels good man!
Man, your videos are well edited and funny. Anyone who's a fan of Seth's videos will love your content. I hope your channel blows up...... with views and subs friend!
Holy molly, its the Elder scrolls Meme king! I absolutely love your stuff my man, and thank you very much, for the kind words!
11:09 Don't worry, he'll be gentle.
I know the editing on this video took forever but seriously thank you for this absolutely awesome showing of Morrowind.
Your editing style is a panic attack. I love it.
Only an N'wah hasn't played Morrowind yet. Interestingly enough it has been more time between Skyrim and now, with no sign of the next Elder Scrolls, than between Morrowind and Skyrim's release dates, despite there being the whole Elder Scrolls Oblivion between Morrowind and Skyrim. The N'wah at Bethesda really went too deep into skooma and screwed up their game plan.
Even though I've never played the game, I'm quite sure I understand this video just as much as the peeps who played it.
I was not expecting this quality of heading
"One does not simply say the N-word..."
-Boromir
"By the Nine. Something like that is dangerous to even think about."
- Emperor Sean Bean.
if you don't start doing quests you can join all of the factions. can't remember if they actually made sure the restrictions worked on the great houses or not, normally just join the mushrooms because who wouldn't want a giant mushroom fortress full of automated guards so you never have to talk to anyone.
but once you start doing quest you will get kicked out of enemy guild.
for example if you join both thieves guild and fighters guild, there is a quest for both of them pretty soon that would get you expelled from the opposite guild.
@@spatrk6634 I never had that issue. The closest I got was needing to steal something from the thieves guild for the fighters and being bad at it but I just kept reloading until I got it and was able to advance without problems. nearly every run I had I would join everything and advance to the leader. Can't get kicked out if you don't get caught :D
Let this outlander cook
MORROWIND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A GOLDSOURCE GAME FOR LORDS SAKE
Yes. That's.. why im here
@@themayoman1752even Dagoth and HL scientists scream "Freeman/Nerevar, YOU FOOL" in eeringly similar way
Yes. And?
I was playing Skyrim, and I took a stroll through the Gray Quarter. Not one person called me an N'wah. Clearly the game is deficient.
Smh i hate when "wokeism" destroys my videogames 😡
Happened to me as well.
But there is that dude running around at night calling me knife-ear and telling me to go back to my volcano.
Be racist. Got it.
Yes.
Just found this channel and gotta say that you have made some real gems! Good luck on your journey!
Ohhhhh man oh man, its the Blue Morrowind meme Connoisseur ! I absolutely love your stuff, and thank you very much for the kind words! And good luck in your journey too 😉
Don't forget that during the main quest you have to become hortator of each of the great houses.
Hlaalu is easy. Just give them money.
But Telvanni is something else.
The Telvanni councilors hold a vote and all have to agree to proclaim you hortator of house Telvanni.
There are six councillors, the first guy directly agrees.
Note that you don't need six votes. You only need all councillors to agree. And they stop being councillors when they're dead. Their own fault if they're so easy to kill.
This just popped into my recommended, i'm glad the algorithm is picking you up cause you're hilarious and the video looks great!
MMMMMM kwama eggs
So this is what a skooma trip looks like.....Caius, pass me the pipe.
Bro 😂😂😂 I been playing Morrowind since I was 13 I'm 28 now this is the most accurate guide
5:30 JET SET RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
" I said it, want me to say it again, again, again, again, again, again?"
Great channel, love the style and humor, inspire me to do shit like that.
Keep it up !
House Telvanni IS objectively best in terms of rewards: Won't tell y'all how, but if you play your cards right, AND save often so you can undo mistakes, you can walk away from one quest with the Bow of Auriel, AND the only Daedric Cuirass and Daedric Greaves in the history of the Mundus ("Everything") that both have Constant Effect Feather 50 pts., making them the lightest Daedric armor that ever existed, and they will never be duplicated because Mistress Therana is out of her tree, so we'll never know how she acquired them, probably had to blow Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon. Just don't "retire" her too soon.
You like House Telvanni because of the god tier rewards, I like them because im a racist. We Are Not the Same.
one thing you got wrong - morrowind does guide you and quite carefully
Yeah i guess morrowind does carefully guide me to a early stress-related death 🤔
How dare you not honor the sixth house and tribe unmourned, I'm afraid I'm going to have to send my khajit and lizard "interns" after you sir.
this is so underrated dude. lmao with this bro you deserve way more
You have so much talent for comedy and especially editing. I imagine you edit for a living or something and work very hard but you are talented as hell
Glog glog glog glog
Thank you very much for the kind words! I actually only do editing as a hobby, and if you look at any off the old stuff i made... well its pretty bad. Still makes me cringe to watch any of it.
for the amount of hard work I see in your videos, the youtube grind is hard but keep trying! You have such a good eye for this style of editing, but never forget where you started!! Because when you make it wether it be content creation of editing or whatever - anything is possible, you just have to know why you started trying to figure out where you want to go…
You see, I’m a prairie dog. I’m living the best life with my pet known as “uncle Ben”. Take what I say with a grain of salt cuz I’m no expert at hard work 😂
@@Biggest-Ounce Man never imagined id get a motivational speech from a Prairie dog named "Big Ounce" , but hey, the universe works in mysterious ways. Also the UA-cam grind is tough, if you want big success quickly, i only really see it as one big hobby. A hobby that may pay off in the long term, but still. Thank you for the pep talk and i hope Uncle Ben gives you all the belly rubs a Prairie Dog of your majestic station demands. 😉
This is WAY too good! :D
This video is just one giant meme.
Yes. That's... why im here
This is the type of TrueSTL shit I need to see more of on UA-cam
One of the best parts of Morrowind was the guild advancement system, you literally had to do the work AND have the correct skills leveled , oblivion and Skyrim let's you be guild master of mages with barely having to cast 2 spells lol
Shows how much the profession has changed.
The Mages Guild in Cyrodiil during the late 3rd Era was pretty much a put of corruption. All tasks come down to personal favors to it's members.
The Collage of Winterhold in the early 2nd century of the 4th Era is more like a club where wizards meet. The first task is to punch undead in a dungeon. And pretty much everyone is completely inept and has never heard of the concept of safety.
@harpernerys7345 yea , that's what I said lol
4:51 SUKA!
funny stuff! would love to see your take on other elder scrolls, especially oblivion
Good video your a ssethsentach in the making keep it up
I thought the same. Great video!
Just started playing and O how lucky I was to play Vangers before that, else I wouldn't have known the importance of the save button.
The first sentence convinced me
I usually watch things on 1.5x speed to not use extra time.. and watching this with that was an experience.
No worries I'll make the next one even faster for you 😉
@themayoman1752 Oh, you king, hell yeah.
Absolutely incredible video .
Just subbed funniest vid ive seen in a while please do more!! 😂
Thanks my N'Wah.
You N'wah
What a grand and intoxicating innocents
Man made me want to play Morrowind again
Damn I didn’t realize how racist this game is 🤣
Picking Argonian gave me perspective on people who think they're hot sh**
im glad i found this guy, i am hooked
🎣
3:20 sauce?
🤨
The artist is damn lasso tool, and the character is named Ahnassi
i like your adderal inspired editing, subscribed
It’s been a while since I seen this hood of content good job
A masterpiece
After trying out oblivion and liking it a lot a few years back I decided to try morrowind as well. I didn’t like it at first because I thought it was way too slow and the lack of fast travel that I was used to made it hard to play. But then after coming back to oblivion like a week ago I watched a bunch of UA-cam videos on good ways to start. So I ended up stealing everything in the census office and chugging magicka resist potions to negate the boots of blinding speed and now I’m like level 4 and a member of the fighters guild and house redoran. Usually I start rpgs as a thief because I love stealing things and assassinating people, but decided to do a warrior build since morrowind was a very different to what I’m used to and I’m still trying to ease myself into it
TURN me into a racist. That's a good one.
Straight out of Vvadenfell.
no idea why this got recommended but i fuck with it
New to the channel, 30 seconds in.
...Yeah I'm subscribing.
Well, considering the CRACK ADDICT is in charge of the Blades….ye.
really nice man :D thanks!
Okay, I'm not entirely sure why, but I thought this video was going to be reviewing the worst guide someone made about Morrowind. This is my own fault but I cannot take back the immense disappointment it has caused me to find out this was not the case. 😭
Im so sorry to disappoint you, however YOU could make that video. Be the change you want to see, Make a review of my dogshit morrowind guide, and don't hold back. I can handle it, im a big boy.
Morrowind has an opening that's about as smooth as Skyrim's, by the way. Probably the second-easiest tutorial segment in the series.
Luffles me some Hodd Toward games.
My god this video is better then MOON SUGAR!
this guide honor the 6 house.
You N,Wah
🤨🤨🤨
N'pass granted
6:09 Screenshot from my Von Slave Market mod 😂
I am a great fan of your work 🥰
Powerful intro
I am now doing my first run in Morrowind and i have to say that is so much better and more entertaining than Skyrim. I have played Skyrim so many times and never played many days in a row but now in Morrowind simply cannot stop playing it🎉🎉😂
Where can I get the Soyjak sheet at 9:38? please I need it
Damn what a video
MY N'WAH
the only mod you should use for your first playthrough is Fair Magica Regen
@10:08 Hlaalu not being racist?
Have you SEEN THE DREN PLANTATION?!
There's a whole fucking sub plot where you end slavery, and the niece of the leader of Hlaalu is the faction leader.
Jesus what hellish pit did you pull those reddit threads from?
Deep in the shit mines of reddit. God help me
GOTY
Don´t you do your Racism on my sweet little Dunmer. They were smacked enough by Pelinal. This guy. Always with de Racism. Always with de Shoes. Eating hot chip and doing de Racism.
He had to search AND edit nsfw furry stuff for this video😭😭😭
I am now a "changed" man, nothing bringes me joy anymore, not after delwing into the abyss 😶
@@themayoman1752 im still gonna need the source material for research purposes... uhh, for a school project yea
*wassup my N'wahs*
Dude i'm not a 12yo with a 0.5 sec attention span, I can't watch this video😭
I don't want to be rude but that's coming from a man with a username like bobthedestroyer6205 😉
I really wish that console had the pc dialogue menu
Your channel will prolly grow faster if you do a few videos on games that actually released this year, so they are already trending searches with millions if people, rather than only a small niche audience of die-hard fans. I truly love the old stuff myself, but you can always come back to it after you've got more subscribers
You are absolutely right good sir! However i view this as one big fun hobby, and don't really aspire to greatness. These kinds of videos take some time to make and if you're covering a game you don't really enjoy, you're never going to finish the video. I could make every single video clickbait cental and get a ton more views or just pump out low quality slop, but i dont enjoy those kinds of "video creation" if you can even call it that. Subs and views will come or they wont, ill probably still make videos on stuff i enjoy until i dont enjoy doing videos
Thanks for the comment, i appreciate it.
@@themayoman1752This comment here right here made me subscribe! I spent 5 years straight in Morrowind every..single...day...for untold hours..And even after that much contact with the game I still found new things I had never experienced before. Is it klunky by today's standards or hell yes. But there has never been a game like it before or since. None have captured what this game managed to do. Even the mighty Skyrim felt like a pale imitation of Morrowind. "We don't discuss Oblivion here it's like the last season of Scrubs it doesn't exist."
"House Redoran the most racist of racists"? Heard of Talvani? Better yet House Dres? N'wah needs to read "Great Houses of Morrowind".
Subscribed in 1,5 sec
Omfg so funny. Awesome
Did you call Khajiit birds?
🔥🔥
I wanted to love the game but I don’t like having to figure out where to go I like having quest markers so I never finished this game for that reason. Those flying birds also made not think twice about giving it another chance 😂
"Turn" me into a racist?
Pls. I subscribed for more content! Gimme
Don't worry Chief im on it 😏
lol
Yes.
Lol
Lol indeed