How To Bannerlord: The Worst Bannerlord Guide Ever
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2023
- Welcome Lads, to the ULTIMATE bad guide to Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord. Today i will guide you into the nitty-gritty details of Bannerlords "complex systems" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). This is NOT a review, i wont tell you if you should buy the game or not, But it is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, so basically my review for the game is a 10/10 would play again. Also this is the WORST Bannerlord guide on the market, i cant promise you will learn much or anything, other than having your brain scramble by my shitty memes of course. Check out some of the FANTASTIC bannerlord guides out there for a REAL guide xd.
Anyway Thanks for Watching, I'll see you around.
MODS, yes mods. How can anyone play ANY Mount and Blade game without mods. Here are the ones i play with or recommend:
Diplomacy
Dismemberment (Plus)
Improved Garrisons
Xorberax's Legacy
Detailed Character Creation
Swadian Armoury
Bahamut's Armory
and last But not least Touhou Project Armory, for the truly cultured individual
DISCLAIMER! Non of the art or music in this video belongs to me, they obviously belong to their respective owners. THIS VIDEO IS SATIRE, and obviously not supposed to be taken seriously.
Music used in this video, in order of appearance:
Take Over (Instrumental) - Persona 5
GTA 5 - Welcome to Los Santos
French Accordion - Traditionell Musette.
uamee - PROTIVOGAZ
Funiculi Funicula
Syrian Arab Republic (1963-) Patriotic pro Assad song "God, Syria and Bashar!"
"In Praise of Genghis Khan" - Mongolian Traditional Song
Epic Celtic Music - Battle for Camelot by Tartalo Music
Crusader Kings II Soundtrack - In taberna
Capcom vs. SNK 2 OST - Stimulation (New York Stage)
Life Will Change (Instrumental Version) - Persona 5
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The Only Thing I Know For Real
Capcom vs. SNK 2 OST - This is true Love Makin' (London Stage)
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST It Has To Be This Way
Persona 3 OST - Mass Destruction
Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen (Official English Version)
Persona 4 Reincarnation: Specialist
Mario Kart DS Music - Waluigi Pinball - Ігри
Literally nutted to this, holy hell
Damm right 😏, There is no holy where were going son.
Same
send video evidence
@@itirk3492 ayoo
Literally the bannerlord community
This is better than butter.
how dare you!
@@L0rdButt3r xD I was not expecting that.
frenchman hard breathing sounds*
Both Bannerlord and Warband have like the sweetest progression in any game! You really get beaten, chasen and even become a captive sometimes early game, you literally feel like a peasant. But when you finally have a chad army and enough butter, going out and defeating everybody on the map makes you feel so good, a must play for sure..
Every Aserai play through devolves into a Caliphate rp
🤨
Ngl, last time I played the story campaign, I declared support to them, but because they didn't give me enough cities, I declared independence. Afterwards, the conspiracy succeeded, and they were locked into eternal war with me and the other empre factions.
So I executed all Aserai.
Devolves? Infidel detected.
@@rot7296bro why does everyone dislike the Aserai so muchm😭? Im on my first playthrough still and theyre honestly the coolest faction IMO. They were recommended too to me in a yt video as one of the three best starter factions. And thus far they have worked wonders for me!
Pick all trade perks when starting,
Learn the average low and high prices of commodities,
Go around the world trading stacking gold,
Go to taverns in each town and find companions with trade and scout skills,
When you get to the perk that gives you renown per caravan per day, spam cheap caravans in every city and you'll be golden
That is super slow though and gets you nowhere politically. Id just fight selfishly as a merc and eventually lord. Youll be leader of a faction by hour 20-30 in your playthrough. Only pick winning battles, aim to stay constantly at war (not exactly hard with Bannerlord AI), catch and release nobles, never raid villages and so on. Eventually youll have way more horses and loot than you could even sell without dedicating an entire map roam to selling it all. When you hit the point you have to youll net about 1.2 mil or so. But you should also have profitable fiefs by that point and with that initial backing moneys just not a worry anymore.
Bannerlord is just a bit too easy. But then again no one seems to notice the spoils of war path thats basically just so OP. You could waste time trading or grinding smithing or you could just roam the map fucking people up and looting their armies lol. Fight every battle as selfishly as possible but make sure you keep high tier troops who can take on massive enemies with low casualties. Legionnaire and fian mixes are the best for this. Cavalries great and all but takes too many casualties. The heavy infantry/strong archer approach is slower in combat, you cant just charge like steppe cav or berserker mixes but you wont take casualties like casualties like they do in prolonged combat. Youll hit the point losing 3 of your legionnaires feels like a major loss in a 300 vs 500 battle lol. Youll also hit that point fairly early for a Bannerlord play.
@@Tinylittledansonman I only did trade until late game and it got quite boring. I should do a run just like you said and only fight people.
The chaotic editing style gives Guiden a run for his money. Great vid!
It is truly high praise to be compared to the Bannerlord -memeking himself! But sadly im not there... yet 😏. Thank you for watching!
Damn im getting called out
This was amazing lol. The editing and humour are top tier!
This video answered every single question I had. Best guide I’ve ever watched.
Wait wait wait... you've got it all wrong, this is the WORST bannerlord guide out there. If it actually helped you well.. i clearly haven't done my job 😭
So many memes crammed into the memeist game. Inconceivable
He literally said everything you need to know about the game in a 14 minute video…
They said it couldn't be done... they were probably right 😩
Just in my experience, the Battanians do pretty well. They have more "Jack of all Trades" units, their settlements are all close together making it easy to respond to raids, the terrain of Battania is cavalry nightmare, and their homeland is built like a literal fortress with mountains on all sides.
In at least a few playthroughs i seen them wipe the floor with everyone especially in the first few weeks of the game.
this is the most entertaining bannerlord video ive seen in a minute, how is this guy not famous
bro these edits are crazy good ! Loved the cat "the desert people" @3:08
The editing style is great! Very good commentary too. Will be subbing and recommending to friends, I look forward to future content Mayoman.
Thank you for the kind words, every little bit helps 😘.
I was really hyped for board games guide. You raised my expectations then crushed them and pummelled into the ground. I'm heartbroken.
Im so sorry, i know this can never be forgiven but let my try 😉, here The Mayoman's HIDDEN Board game guide ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html, just for you ☺
noooooo, I have been fooled@@themayoman1752
😏@@aninternetuser8102
@@themayoman1752oh it's the funny link
Sturgian player here,I just carried Raganvad from a 3 front war against Battanians,Khuzaits and Vlandians.His clans actually did fine against Battanians and Vlandians,but it was entirely up to me to break 4 armies worth of 2000 men after taking Baltakhand.The Khuzaits went from demanding 2000 denars per day for peace to begging to pay 1000 denars per day as tribute
The true viking...I mean, Sturgian way
@@Remagenify Brother,that’s right
I am genuinely disturbed by how little views this video has, this editing is top notch
I have no need of views, i only need nice comments like yours to sustain me 😉
This makes me proud to see! :D Keep up the good work good sir!
Oh shit.. Ive got the attention of the big leagues now. If it isn't the OG Mount and Blade memelord Koifish! Thank you for the words and your alright for a "Swede" 😉. Greetings from across the Bridge 😘
How does this guy not have 500k subs? The editing is hilarious, keep putting this effort into your videos and I promise you, you will make it brother.
Love from scotland
Thank you very much! I do try to make it as good as i can, even though it drains my very life force in the making 😔
@@themayoman1752 a price we're willing to pay
Damn at first I was all "for the EMPIRE" now I am all "Sir, I too enjoy Butter"
real chads make battanian world conquest
Ahh yes, a fellow man of culture 😌
Love how in every play though always join the blue boys and almost always wipe out the butter lords and the brits still mange to usually die by the empire first
Absolutely in love with this Video! So well done! Cant wait for this Channel to blow up eventually
Thank you kind sir! I can only pray to our algorithmic overlords 🙏
Your content quality is that of million subscriber channel. Really enjoyed it
Jo this video was amazing. Instantly watched 6 more. Your editing skills are unbelievable. hopefully I get too se more from You in the future
Sweet video! Was surprised to see you in my sub box, but damn am I glad I subbed to you at some point!
Keep it up, hope the algorithm favors you eventually.
Subbing for sure. Need more like this. I watched the ending. I'm looking forward to all of that.
Do you know... The Mayoman? The Mayoman? THE MAYOMAN!
(I may or may not be going insane as of now)
A little bit of insanity never hurt anyone! 😎 At least that's what the voices tell me....
literally only guide i just couldn't stop focusing on instead of letting it play on the background and continue to fuck up my campaign more while trying to listen to serious guide. didn't learn shit but i was truly entertained and that's rare nowadays, well done!
I just bought a king’s daughter on a whim and became best bros with him immediately, now he gives me more castles than I know what to do with. Bannerlord is funny game
Damn, the editing on this part is so good. 7:10
"Dont be an f1, f3 brainlet" me watching with an embarrassed smirk on my face. Bro called me out so hard w my all cavalry build😂
Great video. Editing is amazing
Masterpiece ,I admire the hard work you put in it.
This is one of few videos I actually don’t have to watch on 1.5x speed. Please keep making this shit, I love you Mayoman
Too many videos take wayyyy tooo long to get to the point, like come on im not erect forever 😩
Hands down best Bannerlord guide ever made
This is way too well edited, I will need to see your licence!
One minute in and already pleasenly overwhelmed by the editing:D How long did it take?
Ohh boy, wayy too long. The footage is from like June, so editing started in July and i was done mid October. To say the least, i am now an old man. (I may or may not have procrastinated like a lot). Thank you for the kind words ☺
Me when I actually use the mystical "search bar" instead of my recommended feed, and actually find a great funny video 🥰
what a legendary video man I loved it, subbed :)
This video is fantastic and I cannot even fathom the insane amount of work that went into it.
I have no life, please send help
Honestly if youre new just roam around Empire/Battania border fighting bandits/looters/and occasionally hunting sea raiders until you get around 50 troops. Only recruit Fians, Cataphracts, and Legionnaire upgrade paths. Join as merc with an empire faction once you have a decently upgraded force of 50-70 men. As early as 30 troops could even do. Then just pick battles wisely. Politics isnt for you until you hit 100 troops or so. For now be selfish and all about your own XP, wealth, and troop upgrades. Naturally fighting only winning battles will get you a lot of renown, start bribing nobles, catch and release all enemy nobles. Eventually enter the faction of your choice as a lord, preferably empire/Battania for this strat, and youre basically lined up as the leader. Just try to do this before the initial leader dies. By day 120 or so you should be absolutely unstoppable and either the ruler, or next in line to rule. Instead of grinding smith or trading, simply aim to stay continuously at war looting, looting, looting. Eventually youll have far too much to sell in a single town and youll occasionally pop by towns on your travels just to sell as much as possible.
TLDR: do this and youll easily become the ruler of a major faction within 20-30 hours of playtime.
loved that P5 BGM!
This is some top tier content, nicely done
I actually laughed out loud when you turned around the other character 😂😂😂😂
This video was a kick in the face the whole way threw. The memes just kept coming 😂 fuckin 10/10 glad you popped up in my recommended videos
I aim to please 😌
Is the Bitter Defeat message part of a mod or is it vanilla? I've never seen it before
Even though I have little experience in the game I play on "Bannerlord" difficulty to experience the game as it should be, however THIS SH!T 7:48...Was enough reason for me to simply focus on superior troop tactics than to fight one on one.
Mayo be like: SEND DUDES!
IM IN A FIGHT, I NEED MORE MEN!
This is actually a really underrated video
3:00 so which type of empire player are you?
Me: YES.
Yes i too am, a empire player for that "thicc" lore 🤌😩
you have new sub bro keep up the good work
2:54 where did you get that map and why is my great nation of Portugal not part of it?
Mussolini failed at conquering Portugal.. or maybe he forgot about it, who knows 🤔
So glad I found your channel! Best of luck with it man, here, have a sub a like and a comment, grow big!! All the best to you!
Thank you very much for the kind words! Every little bit helps ☺
This is the most relatable Bannerlord video I’ve ever seen. Beautiful
could anyone please tell me what song is playing at 4:07 I'm going crazy trying to find it, I could swear I heard it before
Ahhh damm, it appears i forgot to put the song in the description. The song is Crusader Kings II Soundtrack - In taberna. The oversight has been corrected 😅
@@themayoman1752 thank you man, can't wait to listen to jt. Great video btw!
@@themayoman1752 another song seems to be missing at the end, I managed to find it. It should be Cyberpunk 2077 - Chippin’ In by SAMURAI by refused from the Cyberpunk OST
@@TheDarkestPaladin Ahhh good eye 😉, However that song is a bit misleading. Yes it is Chippin' in but the trailer version of the song. It doesn't match the song from the ost, its recorded in a funny way just for the trailer, that is why i did not put it in the description 😊. Thank you for checking man, you caught me the first time, But never again (please spare me, i can't take anymore L's) 😚
this is great, hope this blows up
Hello, anyone else struggling on ps4 with the besieging?
have joined a kingdom, I am Besieging a castle. Then the AI joins in and the attack /send troops becomes greyed out. Even if it’s still MY siege. Have to leave the siege and join for the options to reset, It then says it still my siege, I press attack and it suddenly becomes the AI’s siege. This hasn’t happened before when I have played
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the best Bannerlord video.
That was way too funny. Great job mate.
Thank you!
You just gained a subscriber holy shit that was awesome.
I believe in f1 + f3 supremacy
great video. why are there so few views here?
this channel is gold
What version are you running?
yo this editing is lit my guy
Thank you!
I see a fellow Svana enjoyer. Muscle mommy 😩
Ahh yes, A fellow man of culture! 😏
Absolutely love all the paradox interactive references
Yeah... I've lot lost many life times playing their games 😌
@@themayoman1752 same here got some couple thousand hours into their games 😅
Wow, I did not expect this quality when I clicked the thumbnail.
What a song cat sings? Arany Zoltan? Or Gotthien? Or something else?
Here you go! Crusader Kings II Soundtrack - In taberna
Very nice Great success 👍👍 -Borat
Can't think of a better video on this game, Perfection. I literally came twice.
Such a great video essay about my favorite game...
It's pretty good if you ask me, but you shouldn't ask me. Im an idiot 😏
Going off of the title alone, I thought you were going to play the game using some crappy old guide written by people who knew nothing about the game and trying to beat it by following every letter of it, similarly to ZeroLenny's Dark Souls IGN Guide videos. You should try this once, it's a pretty funny and, imho, underused format.
This video was so good that i have done the impossible! ... i booted up Mount and blade 2 Bannerlord, i then went into my game .... and never guess what i did after
i went to rhgaea and said "ENOUGH! I WISH TO NOT BE HORNY NO MORE! I AM CANCELLING MY ONLYFANS SUBSCRIPTION TO YOU!" and moments later .... she beheaded me for my disloyalty
I just started playing and I love sturgia. Just need HELLA archers and your good. The heavy troops fuck siege battles up
I'm still an F1 & F3 brainlet after 250+ hours and there's nothing you can do about it.
Im so sorry for your loss 🥺
This is the best Mount&Blade video I've ever seen
Can someone please tell me what the name of the painting is at 2:47 ?
Here you go, The Course of Empire, Destruction, 1836 by Thomas Cole
@@themayoman1752
You are so Brave, Strong and Fearless.
I love your work.
Be fearless against the patriarchy.
@@Matthew-gi9np 🤨
12:32 bro so we never gonna get that board game tutorial?
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start. 😏
This is butter than better.
10:20 i didnt even have to charm anyone😂. I just randomly got a marriage proposal and i accepted it!
Awesome video but where are the views
I have no need for "views", i need only my lady Rhagaea's smile 😏
I’m the proud keeper of the battanians! Sometimes I like to play as the other cultures but I’m Celtic by heritage so it just feels right
4:00 song ??
best editing on youtube
I try ;)
Bruh, great vid, I just ssoooooobed
Best worst bannerlord guide I've ever seen. I've dedicated my life to board games now. 11/10
Yessss! Another joins our cult! Soon everyone will love the Board game as we do!
Love the Persona 4 music
Truly is one of the best OST's out there 😎
if youre struggling against AI, just look up left, ubntil only half the enemy appears on youtr screen then spam attack and move the mouse from right to left, youre basicallly doing average mordhau swing manipulation and hitting the enemy on the early frames of your attack state, well, a fucking battle axe can out speed a dagger if you hit the enemy on the first frame the attack comes out. To this day i never lost a torunament duel doing this, even lvl 1
8:45 Nice, a War Thunder reference.
Yes i love War thunder (HELP, THE SNAIL HAS MY FAMILY, THIS IS NOT A JOKE), truly it is a "good" game. ☺
There's only one thing I don't love about butterlord and it's the time period
Why?
@@joea7590 I just don't feel the early middle ages, I'm more of 1200-1400 AD fan
He really said the Vlandians defeat every one, like they suck
Holy balls mate dont stop pumping these out u gonna be rich
This video is a work of art
6:05 WHAT bruh that hit me like fuckin WHIPLASH holy shit hahahaha
😏
amazing video
THANK GOD I CLICKED ON THIS RANDOM SUGGESTION !! GOD DAMN
YES!
The life expectancy is a bit misleading. If you dont count infant mortality, people lived into their 50s pretty often.
Yes and No. Yes infant mortality does certainly play a large role here, but its still a good figure for how long people really lived. Secondly the life break off point is typically in your 20's. If you survived to like 25-30, you would probably like another 25 years. It was just getting there that was the problem. This period did also include the first bubonic plague, Some absolutely bloody wars like the wars of the three kingdom, the fall of the roman empire and the the volcanic winter of 536 which is often called the beginning of one of the worst times to be alive by scholars. So it was pretty bad to be alive, at least in Europe 😉
@themayoman1752 yeah I was thinking about kids in general dying but for some reason wrote infant mortality.
Great video.