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DARKTIDE™ REVIEW: THE ALMOST™ FINISHED GAME EXPERIENCE
Welcome one, welcome all to the best (worst) Warhammer 40k Darktide Review. This left for dead 2-like horde shooter set in the WH40K universe, released about a year ago, in a very bad state. Made by the Swedish Devs Fatshark (Owned by our Chinese Overlords at Tencent), who also made Vermintide 2. A game that also release in a very bad state. 1 year later Darktide has Improved a lot, but still has its issues.
This is not a good review, or quite frankly a serious review. For that i recommend Verac's Darktide Review.
DISCLAIMER: None of the art or music in this video belongs to me (obviously), it belongs to their respective owners. This video is satire, don't take it seriously duh....
0:00 Intro
1:54 Warhammer 40K Lore
4:11 Darktide's Classes
7:00 Darktide's Gameplay
9:15 Darktide's Combat System
11:07 Actual Review Part
13:09 Outro
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How To Bannerlord: The Worst Bannerlord Guide Ever
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Welcome Lads, to the ULTIMATE bad guide to Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord. Today i will guide you into the nitty-gritty details of Bannerlords "complex systems" ( ͡° ͜ ͡°). This is NOT a review, i wont tell you if you should buy the game or not, But it is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, so basically my review for the game is a 10/10 would play again. Also this is the WORST Bannerlord guide on the market, ...
How To Stellaris: The Ultimate (Worst) Stellaris Guide
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Welcome to this meme filed guide/review of Stellaris. Today ill cover what stellaris has to offer, obviously its not all the game has, because that would make the video unbelievably long, and in this current TikTok, the youth's heads would explode. Stellaris is made by Paradox Interactive. Sub for more at some point. Montu Plays tier list of stellaris DLC's: ua-cam.com/video/ahrMhGR0Me8/v-deo.h...
The Ultimate Morrowind Guide: N'wah Edition
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Welcome all to arguably the worst Morrowind Guide ever. This is Skyrim and Oblivions grandad, so its really old. If you expect this meme filed shitpost of a guide to actually help you, you're at the wrong place. Mods used, only OpenMV DISCLAIMER: This is all satire, none of the art or music belong to me, they belong to their respective owners. Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys!: ua-cam.com/video/YCU...
Starsector™ | Space Drug Lord Simulator | Warlord Edition
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Welcome to a Brief meme filed overview (not a review, trust me) of what Starsector has to offer. If you liked the video Sub, like, comment, for more stuff to come! Buy Starsector at their website: fractalsoftworks.com/ DISCLAIMER: None of the art or music in the video is mine, they obviously belong to their respective owners. Second. This is all SATIRE, and sould not be taken seriously, duh... ...
The Worst Stalker Anomaly Guide Ever | Eastern Europe Survival Guide™
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Welcome all to arguably the worst Stalker Anomaly Guide on the market. Important things that will help you in your survival may or may not be discussed. This is just a quick glance over most thing you need to know, however the more "nuanced" features you will have to discover for yourself. Download Stalker Anomaly for free at moddb www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly DISCLAIMER: This is all sati...
Rimworld: Everything is Fine Edition™ | Randy Random's Wild Ride™
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With Rimworld's Biotech expansion coming out, I thought I would give a Brief Overview of what Rimworld has to offer. NEWSLFASH! Its got a lot... Get Rimworld on steam: store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld/ DISCLAIMER: This is Satire, and mods were used. Music in order: Brace for Impact | Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II Soundtrack Old RuneScape Soundtrack: Sea Shanty2 [Castlevania] Treasury ...
Is Sid Meier's Civilization VI The Best in the Series? | Somewhat of a Review
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Sid Meier's Civilization VI allows you to relive all of human history, from the stone age to modern day. Take part of some of humanity's funniest moments like the siege of Jerusalem in 57 bc, ahh what good times we had. Lead an ancient culture or modern culture though the annals of history, will you be a ruthless godking or simply a inept tyrant. Some what of a review of CIV 6, or maybe just a ...
Europa Universalis 4 Review | Imperialism Since The 15th Century | Dice Rolling Simulator
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A simple review of Europa universalis 4, my nightmare fuel. Enjoy the dice rolling (spoiler) you wont. Europa Universalis 4 is a game made by Paradox Interactive, also the creators of Victoria 2 (vic2) (EU4), Hearts of iron 4 (HOI4), Crusader Kings 3 (CK3)and among others. Buy it on Steam or any other platform.
Mount and Blade: Warband Vile Beggar Experience
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Mount and Blade; Warband Vile Beggar Experience is presented to you by me... obviously. It is a montage/edit of gameplay, memes, jokes and a general lack of critical thinking, on my part. Enjoy Music: Mire - bignic ua-cam.com/video/O2NfD69C_kc/v-deo.html Syreen theme music - Star Control 2 ua-cam.com/video/yXF4sHVMGwY/v-deo.html Falling Thunder - Shogun 2 ua-cam.com/video/E0iikstnxfY/v-deo.html...
Victoria 2: Imperialist Paradise
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Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness is a game made by Paradox Interactive, also the creators of Europa Universalis 4 (EU4), Hearts of iron 4 (HOI4), Crusader Kings 3 (CK3)and among others. Buy it on Steam or any other platform. Last clip is Bokoen1's video: German Foreign Policy - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell (ua-cam.com/video/WmE5XGp-BbY/v-deo.html) sub/like if you want to, i dunno, im not ur mom

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  • @gunstarheroine5173
    @gunstarheroine5173 День тому

    A masterpiece

  • @redluke8119
    @redluke8119 3 дні тому

    Ogryn is strongest class. Ogryn carry entire fight when ogryn aggro shouts 80 armoured ragers and 15 crushers to win the day!

  • @sentinelDJ707
    @sentinelDJ707 6 днів тому

    3:11 monster girl wiki reference nice 👌

  • @noahpallares8396
    @noahpallares8396 8 днів тому

    Lovong stalker original teulogy i bought for my 24 birthdya, such a silly game reminds me when i was 16 playing metro trilogy but sillier, i was huntin a master stalker of coursr better equipied than my but the goofy guy spronted toward an gravitational anomaly and insta died, i was expecting an ultra sniping hard fight just for himto die tve siliest way possoble loving stalker man

  • @FriendlyBanditZ
    @FriendlyBanditZ 14 днів тому

    literally only guide i just couldn't stop focusing on instead of letting it play on the background and continue to fuck up my campaign more while trying to listen to serious guide. didn't learn shit but i was truly entertained and that's rare nowadays, well done!

  • @HikksYT
    @HikksYT 17 днів тому

    ABC DIE BESTE ARMEE

  • @NFS0038
    @NFS0038 17 днів тому

    you don''t list any socials/email on your channel, how to contact?

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 16 днів тому

      Why would you need to contact me 🤨?

    • @NFS0038
      @NFS0038 16 днів тому

      @@themayoman1752 you should attach a business email in your bio, indie developers send codes out to channels of all sizes.

    • @NFS0038
      @NFS0038 15 днів тому

      @@themayoman1752 gamer business opportunities, obv

    • @NFS0038
      @NFS0038 15 днів тому

      @@themayoman1752 youtube keeps deleting my comments trying to tell you why, so that's one huge reason

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 19 днів тому

    Slaves ❌ Migrant workers ✅

  • @sparshrawt
    @sparshrawt 19 днів тому

    THANK GOD I CLICKED ON THIS RANDOM SUGGESTION !! GOD DAMN

  • @fosterbennington6405
    @fosterbennington6405 19 днів тому

    Tfw most used Zealot weapon is a Chain Axe.

  • @memdic6987
    @memdic6987 21 день тому

    OGRYN DOES NOT FEAR SNIPER, OGRYN GOT ROCK!

  • @kredofill8051
    @kredofill8051 27 днів тому

    LMAO

  • @godie7329
    @godie7329 Місяць тому

    yo this editing is lit my guy

  • @GHOST25938
    @GHOST25938 Місяць тому

    1:15 German communist music starts playing 😂 Couldn't you find any Russian/Ukrainian Soviet music?

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 Місяць тому

    Felinids are abhumans like ogryns, psykers are mutants just the psykers whe play are sanctioned psykers.

  • @paradoxialepiphany6663
    @paradoxialepiphany6663 Місяць тому

    Be racist. Got it.

  • @Zackhasacat
    @Zackhasacat Місяць тому

    6:09 Screenshot from my Von Slave Market mod 😂

  • @roubinnick
    @roubinnick Місяць тому

    This (negatively) autistic review convinced me.

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 Місяць тому

      I take great offence to the "negativ" part 😡

  • @ThatsCr1tik4l
    @ThatsCr1tik4l Місяць тому

    Bro didnt really put Freie Deutsche Jugend in his video:)

  • @Nexidal
    @Nexidal Місяць тому

    I was playing Skyrim, and I took a stroll through the Gray Quarter. Not one person called me an N'wah. Clearly the game is deficient.

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 Місяць тому

      Smh i hate when "wokeism" destroys my videogames 😡

  • @achrafsalimi-np9js
    @achrafsalimi-np9js Місяць тому

    First time ever playing stalker cuz i saw it on a video, i download and install anomaly, pick loners, dont mess with settings and let it randomize my start, it puts me at jupiter, after getting a hang of the game i was like yea ill explore , and headed to the red forest... Lets just say i spent as much time on the loading screen as i did actually playing the game that day

  • @jorgf288
    @jorgf288 Місяць тому

    Mostly of these countries (with the exception of Georgia and Ukraine) invaded by russia, when they was allies of the Nazi Germany XD

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 Місяць тому

      Well.... no not really. Czechia and Slovakia (czechoslovakia back then) was clearly invadede and not on Germany's side. Same with Poland,. Russia (The Soviet union) took the baltic states and Poland when they signed the Molotov-rippentropf pact and thus becoming allies of Nazi Germany, until Germany Betrayed Russia. Romania and Bulgaria both turned on Nazi Germany and joined the Allies in the last years of the war. Yugoslavia was never invadede by The Soviets since they liberated themselves... so only really Hungary was truly allied with Nazi Germany all the way though the war... god ole fascist Hungary

  • @kenanvsever
    @kenanvsever Місяць тому

    Thats sick

  • @tyler1673
    @tyler1673 Місяць тому

    why has this game become so much more popular over a decade after it released?

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 Місяць тому

      God works in mysterious ways my friend

  • @appep9091
    @appep9091 Місяць тому

    Subscribed in 1,5 sec

  • @slwaq
    @slwaq 2 місяці тому

    really nice man :D thanks!

  • @UncBenon
    @UncBenon 2 місяці тому

    Годный обзорчик. Надеюсь у автора будет много подписчиков. Особенно зашли мемы и шутки про британцев. Жаль я наткнулся на это видео спустя два месяца.

  • @the_ideal_grease5565
    @the_ideal_grease5565 2 місяці тому

    Stalker will always be the greatest broken masterpiece of pc gaming

  • @JakDivinci
    @JakDivinci 2 місяці тому

    @10:08 Hlaalu not being racist? Have you SEEN THE DREN PLANTATION?! There's a whole fucking sub plot where you end slavery, and the niece of the leader of Hlaalu is the faction leader.

  • @AveriV1
    @AveriV1 2 місяці тому

    check out the mod "rimjobworld"

  • @PainisMusicOfficialNotSpizheno
    @PainisMusicOfficialNotSpizheno 2 місяці тому

    "Ethics and morals don't buy thermonuclear bombs" Challenge accepted.

  • @kostisapostolidis1821
    @kostisapostolidis1821 2 місяці тому

    That was way too funny. Great job mate.

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro 2 місяці тому

    In W40k, EVERYTHING SUCKS Unless you're an Ork. Or a Tyranid. Or Chaos, the kind you like

  • @sacha4452
    @sacha4452 2 місяці тому

    Vidéo très drôle même si j’ai pas tous compris

  • @xl54U1lx
    @xl54U1lx 2 місяці тому

    MY N'WAH

  • @zoezoehill7089
    @zoezoehill7089 2 місяці тому

    Let’s make it clear. In 2014 Obama got wet in his pants and overthrew the government of Ukraine in 2014 the war started because of USA hands.

  • @StolenTheif
    @StolenTheif 2 місяці тому

    Finally something for my ADHD

  • @jeremychives
    @jeremychives 2 місяці тому

    i've been in two rolled cars, been shot at, and one time i had to run for my life after stumbling on a gang beating. the panic i feel seeing the barrel of a rifle turning a corner as i'm reloading or hearing but not seeing a nearby bloodsucker is somehow more intense than experiencing any of those real life moments. i'm counting the days until S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

  • @ComradeCorwin
    @ComradeCorwin 2 місяці тому

    I recognize that voice!

  • @aaaaaa-lt2tl
    @aaaaaa-lt2tl 2 місяці тому

    Based stalker

  • @waltarron
    @waltarron 2 місяці тому

    Limb damage? In Anomaly? Is it an addon?

  • @user-eu2yd8im1s
    @user-eu2yd8im1s 2 місяці тому

    Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?!?!!?

  • @w_a_b_b_i_t2781
    @w_a_b_b_i_t2781 2 місяці тому

    I actually laughed out loud when you turned around the other character 😂😂😂😂

  • @thegodistestingme
    @thegodistestingme 3 місяці тому

    Moral of the eastern european gamedev: Games aren''t made for you to enjoy. They made for you to SUFFER.

  • @ozhin3317
    @ozhin3317 3 місяці тому

    I love how he sounds like Zanny but makes straight meme videos. it's a perfect combo

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 3 місяці тому

      I've never been compared to Zanny, i guess i like to shit on bad games as much as him, but anyway Thank You!

  • @BlackGhostMan
    @BlackGhostMan 3 місяці тому

    Godly editing. Which program do you use?

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 3 місяці тому

      Thank you! I use Adobe Premiere Pro and After Effects

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 3 місяці тому

    the game is optimized now? i could play vmt2 just fine with my shitbox pc but the demo prelaunch couldnt even start up

    • @themayoman1752
      @themayoman1752 3 місяці тому

      It is certainly better optimised now, however the specs for Darktide is a lot higher than Vermintide 2, since it did release 4 years before Darkitde. So a "shitbox" like you described may not be able to play it :(

  • @Robocop4000
    @Robocop4000 3 місяці тому

    Damn what a video

  • @reginaldpitifuqmcgee420
    @reginaldpitifuqmcgee420 3 місяці тому

    Luffles me some Hodd Toward games.

  • @Yousha-qo3qp
    @Yousha-qo3qp 3 місяці тому

    one of the best videos...............ever