god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude
His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career
@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.
@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.
I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later. Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.
This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams
I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic
has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"
thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.
@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.
Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.
Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜
I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics
1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions
god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude
His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career
breaking gas
this is like the Whiplash/Black Swan of gasoline station owner. Cinema
holy shit spoiler alert
@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.
@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.
Be careful Dumptruck! Jerma has a habit of cooking & eating prolific long editors. Godspeed.
What does this even mean
@@rottenroadkill3311 Exactly what it says.
He's gonna eat dumptrucks ass. 😢
@@rottenroadkill3311 jerma has hired a few long editors for his 2nd channel
@@DishonoredRatJerma has started preparing a second dish sir 😮
imagine a gas station manager asks you to write a good review and then he immediately flips your car with you in it
W, you hear he came outta retirement then explained how he didn't actually come out retirement... 10 million smacked
How will we jermites recover?
Jerma has a decade long catalog, there's probably 5,000 hours of Jerma content
@@thefrubI need him
@@chefbob662same😔
I WANT HIM @@chefbob662
My cat is sleeping next to me I'm trying not to wake her up but I can't stop losing it every time he sends a car flying with the broom
FRRRR this is my favorite stream of his its so fuckin funny
IT AIN'T A GOOD MEAL IF I AIN'T WATCHING A DUMPTRUCK EDIT WHILE EATING
16:28 the constant referencing of jerma being a psycho and them him quoting anton should be a statement about him being a psychopath
I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later.
Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.
Remember Jerma hasn't been the same since the incident.
The incident when he started.
stoned streamer
womp womp
This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams
26:16 I love how Jerma's first move after reading that is to have the chat member banned. He really is ruthless.
1:24:16 also I like this timestamp
the way he talks himself down from it lmaooo
babe wake up new jerma long edit
"New"
@@randomsimpson This channel is monetized too 🤑
ONE OF THE CLASSICS IN MY HEART THANK YOU
Start of the stream: Give me a good review on Yelp!
End of the stream: Daylight robbery.
I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic
same here except i woke up to him talking about ”making potions” in the toilet with no context
casually made the most beautiful chord progression at 38:42 then immediately ruined it
I know right sounded like Beethoven
I ove the No Country for Old Men quote. "We lived in east temple for years" lol
has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"
watching him play a simulator game is like pulling teeth
thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.
1:24:19 Jerma king of the junjle confirmed
6:16 He reacts to the police car exactly like an untrained dog.
what
@@seapackgaming4316 Watch the clip and picture instead of Jerma playing a game it's a dog in a yard with a camera on its face seeing a car drive by.
@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.
@@seapackgaming4316 Bait.
@@HatoBumpkin not bait, what you’re saying just doesn’t make any sense
him walking over the trash and saying where is the trash pissed me off insanely
Idk why but this stream gives me a lot of nostalgia, despite watching jerma way longer before it.
dumptruck
dumptruck
Thank you google translate
I’ve never been this early to anything, explains why i can’t hold down a job.
THank you for making these long edits! You're awesome!!
I always keep wanting to play this game lmao but watching someone else play is just hilarious dude thank you❤
another day another banger
1:01:00 I need to know if he made that sound with his mouth
dumptruck you've done it again
Speaking as someone who does work in a gas station irl, people DO get mad at you if you undercharge them
LMAO? why?
Scammed💢😡💨
Jerma: "I can pick up and throw things? But how?!"
DUMP GOD BLESSES US ANOTHER DAY GLORY TO JEGLA
He’s a real Gas Station Stimulator
half of these views are from me listening to this chaotic gas station businessman every night to sleep
you should try ketamine
Dumptruck, you always come in just in time to make my day
new editor unlocked
hey dumptruck just wanted to say thanks doing these edits
Watching this high is actually such a different experience. This all feels like a fever dream. Like a state of paychosis💀💀💀
Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.
Paychosis, sure buddy
That's just the normal experience. Your edibles weren't shit.
1:24:19 That WAS a really good wolf-howl, gotta say.
Thank you Mr. Truck 🫡
Another long edit, life is good.
he’s both goofus and gallant
fill that order for the customer back there 😄 yeah we wanna take care of our people there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
dumptruck saving the jerma long edits coummuntiy
ty for this long edit
WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
The most powerful man on earth simulator
"No, I don't like pumping gas... do you have to wait?!"
- "I Hate" by Overkill, 1989
jermas the elf WITH the shelf
I fucking lost my mind when the aliens and dino people came into the shop, laughing for 5 minutes straight
GYAS
44:03 doho say....can YOu....*EEP*
legit did a spit take
"shower stuck" jerma so audhd so real
i miss him.. good dude. hope he dont burn himself too much below there..
love him even more for the cranberry juice
i made bathroom potions too but not to NOT go poo
Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜
I hope it gets worse ❤
@Spidersox1989 well that's because nobody loves you. Good luck with your struggles tho! :)
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
I hope it gets better 💔
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
Truck that dumps
I COULDA BEEN MARIO!
My god the thumbnail to this channel.
what the fuck do you mean the thumbnail to the channel
The fuck are you talking about
you mean the avatar??
43:47 jermacraft power singing when?
40:00 this is so me
W editor of course! But i wanted to say I've seen more of the gas station in this one video than i have watching Caseoh for a week 🤣
I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics
Genertic
22:31 is so fucking funny
01:29:29 Same Jerma... same
Gyas
TORGO'S THEME?
1:14:30
25:00
24:16
this game is like... genuinely insanely weird. in a good way, but still.
1 view 1 minute dumpy fell off....
On mobile this video had ads every 10 minutes. .
Fell off
1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions
1:32:32