god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude
thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.
His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career
@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.
@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.
I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later. Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.
This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams
I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic
@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.
has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"
I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics
Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.
Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜
1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions
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Be careful Dumptruck! Jerma has a habit of cooking & eating prolific long editors. Godspeed.
What does this even mean
@@rottenroadkill3311 Exactly what it says.
He's gonna eat dumptrucks ass. 😢
god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude
dumptruck
dumptruck
Thank you google translate
Idk why but this stream gives me a lot of nostalgia, despite watching jerma way longer before it.
thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.
He’s a real Gas Station Stimulator
Speaking as someone who does work in a gas station irl, people DO get mad at you if you undercharge them
LMAO? why?
Scammed💢😡💨
dumptruck saving the jerma long edits coummuntiy
fill that order for the customer back there 😄 yeah we wanna take care of our people there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
half of these views are from me listening to this chaotic gas station businessman every night to sleep
jermas the elf WITH the shelf
I COULDA BEEN MARIO!
25:00
Fell off
His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career
breaking gas
this is like the Whiplash/Black Swan of gasoline station owner. Cinema
holy shit spoiler alert
@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.
@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.
W, you hear he came outta retirement then explained how he didn't actually come out retirement... 10 million smacked
How will we jermites recover?
Jerma has a decade long catalog, there's probably 5,000 hours of Jerma content
@@thefrubI need him
@@chefbob662same😔
I WANT HIM @@chefbob662
IT AIN'T A GOOD MEAL IF I AIN'T WATCHING A DUMPTRUCK EDIT WHILE EATING
I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later.
Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.
Remember Jerma hasn't been the same since the incident.
The incident when he started.
stoned streamer
16:28 the constant referencing of jerma being a psycho and them him quoting anton should be a statement about him being a psychopath
imagine a gas station manager asks you to write a good review and then he immediately flips your car with you in it
1:01:00 I need to know if he made that sound with his mouth
babe wake up new jerma long edit
"New"
@@randomsimpson This channel is monetized too 🤑
This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams
My cat is sleeping next to me I'm trying not to wake her up but I can't stop losing it every time he sends a car flying with the broom
FRRRR this is my favorite stream of his its so fuckin funny
I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic
ONE OF THE CLASSICS IN MY HEART THANK YOU
casually made the most beautiful chord progression at 38:42 then immediately ruined it
I know right sounded like Beethoven
Start of the stream: Give me a good review on Yelp!
End of the stream: Daylight robbery.
26:16 I love how Jerma's first move after reading that is to have the chat member banned. He really is ruthless.
1:24:16 also I like this timestamp
the way he talks himself down from it lmaooo
6:16 He reacts to the police car exactly like an untrained dog.
what
@@seapackgaming4316 Watch the clip and picture instead of Jerma playing a game it's a dog in a yard with a camera on its face seeing a car drive by.
@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.
@@seapackgaming4316 Bait.
@@HatoBumpkin not bait, what you’re saying just doesn’t make any sense
1:24:19 Jerma king of the junjle confirmed
has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"
I’ve never been this early to anything, explains why i can’t hold down a job.
him walking over the trash and saying where is the trash pissed me off insanely
DUMP GOD BLESSES US ANOTHER DAY GLORY TO JEGLA
I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics
Genertic
WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Dumptruck, you always come in just in time to make my day
watching him play a simulator game is like pulling teeth
Jerma: "I can pick up and throw things? But how?!"
new editor unlocked
another day another banger
Watching this high is actually such a different experience. This all feels like a fever dream. Like a state of paychosis💀💀💀
Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.
Paychosis, sure buddy
That's just the normal experience. Your edibles weren't shit.
I always keep wanting to play this game lmao but watching someone else play is just hilarious dude thank you❤
dumptruck you've done it again
Thank you Mr. Truck 🫡
hey dumptruck just wanted to say thanks doing these edits
he’s both goofus and gallant
Another long edit, life is good.
The most powerful man on earth simulator
On mobile this video had ads every 10 minutes. .
THank you for making these long edits! You're awesome!!
43:47 jermacraft power singing when?
i made bathroom potions too but not to NOT go poo
"No, I don't like pumping gas... do you have to wait?!"
- "I Hate" by Overkill, 1989
I fucking lost my mind when the aliens and dino people came into the shop, laughing for 5 minutes straight
ty for this long edit
i miss him.. good dude. hope he dont burn himself too much below there..
GYAS
01:29:29 Same Jerma... same
1 view 1 minute dumpy fell off....
love him even more for the cranberry juice
Truck that dumps
22:31 is so fucking funny
TORGO'S THEME?
My god the thumbnail to this channel.
what the fuck do you mean the thumbnail to the channel
The fuck are you talking about
you mean the avatar??
40:00 this is so me
Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜
I hope it gets worse ❤
@Spidersox1989 well that's because nobody loves you. Good luck with your struggles tho! :)
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
I hope it gets better 💔
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
this game is like... genuinely insanely weird. in a good way, but still.
24:16
1:14:30
Gyas
W editor of course! But i wanted to say I've seen more of the gas station in this one video than i have watching Caseoh for a week 🤣
1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions
1:32:32