A Dynasty of Dunces - Jerma Streams Farmer's Dynasty (Long Edit)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @fedorafinder
    @fedorafinder Рік тому +600

    The Quest to Plow (Sally): Incel’s Dynasty

  • @mushreon
    @mushreon Рік тому +688

    1:02:35 is so weird to listen to because it's the birth of the jerma dollhouse stream. He basically summarized it 😂

    • @DeadpoolNJ
      @DeadpoolNJ Рік тому +85

      I'm so glad he didn't speak simlish lol

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 Рік тому +29

      The Dollhouse stream is what inspired the NPC trend.

    • @jacobjeleniewski8694
      @jacobjeleniewski8694 9 місяців тому +17

      same thing about describing house flipper exactly before he found out about it

    • @ShadySalesman
      @ShadySalesman 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@jacobjeleniewski8694and powerwash sim lmao

    • @lemonynora
      @lemonynora Місяць тому +1

      @@ShadySalesman jerma is unironically a visionary

  • @Kenwood709
    @Kenwood709 9 місяців тому +23

    This is the only thing playing next in my auto feed for months now. I'll watch a disaster documentary or police shooting and this is somehow related enough to play next.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Рік тому +283

    My favorite part of this stream is he tried to date and marry that one lady and then went to bed for like 10years

    • @MrMallard19
      @MrMallard19 6 місяців тому +20

      happens to the best of us

  • @VoiceChattin
    @VoiceChattin Рік тому +442

    Thank you for still making these. It's sad that Jeremy's closing in on 1000 years and is slowing down on the streams. But your long edits have closed the void caused from it.

    • @LOW_natL
      @LOW_natL Рік тому +5

      Theoretically. He would be, if he was real real.

  • @raumkhan4514
    @raumkhan4514 Рік тому +224

    Jerma being baffled and blown away by completely mundane things like a cell tower on a farm or private gas pumps will never not be funny, what an absolute city slicker

    • @notsusanna7485
      @notsusanna7485 8 місяців тому +7

      I live in La and there are farms here in rural areas that look a good bit like what he thinks a farm looks like, and even then, there are still gas pumps

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 10 місяців тому +68

    I love Jerma getting **so** offended when chat kept calling him a city boy

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 Рік тому +95

    I legitimately full on cry laugh every time at the ending motivational speech where nothing works and it all goes downhill. Especially with the context of having sold everything and having no money and rambling like a lunatic

    • @samanthaanderson1213
      @samanthaanderson1213 11 місяців тому +16

      Oh my gosh yes, nothing makes me cry laughing harder than this and the start of him playing Hitman 3 in VR where he punches someone then freaks out because he doesn't understand why everyone is staring at him, so he just starts pushing through the crowd trying to leave 🤣

    • @girlspit42000
      @girlspit42000 8 місяців тому +11

      "and sometimes. and sometimes, you have to call in a friend. for the third time" after drowning his truck again with the off-timed crashing sound effects

  • @czarkusa2018
    @czarkusa2018 Рік тому +219

    Cool witnessing the origin of the idea of the Doll House stream.

  • @albingrahn5576
    @albingrahn5576 Рік тому +1133

    at this point i'm a skye4 fan just like i'm a jerma fan. you're an integral part of my jerma viewing experience

    • @Yemmer
      @Yemmer Рік тому +22

      Hear hear 🙌
      Edit: lol spelling

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 Рік тому +4

      @@Yemmer what does this mean

    • @Pasloe.
      @Pasloe. Рік тому +32

      ​@@albingrahn5576They meant "hear, hear" which is a phrase to express agreement. Easy to confuse due to here and hear homophones.

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 Рік тому +6

      @@Pasloe. oh ok 👍

    • @juicejooos
      @juicejooos Рік тому +52

      @@Pasloe. they turned the phones gay

  • @evaeight
    @evaeight 11 місяців тому +54

    fell asleep to this and just had the most psychotic dream about some dude stealing a bride from a wedding

  • @what-hn1od
    @what-hn1od 10 місяців тому +38

    For those interested, Farmers Dynasty is getting a sequel THIS YEAR! House repair, drone-van manipulation and a complex dating system are all fan favourite features expected to return!
    We hope the sequel will bring more farmer features such as: uncesored graphic sex scenes and child labor!

  • @tmanbonkenbills8960
    @tmanbonkenbills8960 8 місяців тому +14

    It's crazy how the original idea was "Play Hand Simulator" which then evolved into "Play Farmer's Dynasty". This then evolved into "drive around the map aimlessly, pester the neighbors into a relationship with you, and sometimes remember to try farming." And he could only do ONE of those.
    > Pays people to farm his field for him
    > Walks away
    > "When can I do some farming!"

  • @Cheldeo
    @Cheldeo Рік тому +170

    This really feels like those mobile game ads where they mess up on purpose so you want to play it better than them

    • @offfff8292
      @offfff8292 5 місяців тому +5

      This exact comment is on every single long edit of his streams

    • @magma5267
      @magma5267 День тому

      For real, This makes me wanna get Farmers Dynasty and play it properly, is this stream secretly an ad

  • @johncrops
    @johncrops Рік тому +123

    Farmer's Dynasty Drone% Marriage Speedrun

  • @graygraygraygraygraygray
    @graygraygraygraygraygray Рік тому +33

    My favourite jerma quote is still “the farmer screws the nails into the board” said in the how it’s made guy’s voice

  • @tertain4795
    @tertain4795 Рік тому +106

    I think the best part of all of this is I was watching the Alyx trailer thinking “has Jerma played this?” And then it got to that room where he plays with the toys and pretends it’s him and Otto… yep he has definitely played that game. Time to watch him play that lol

  • @The6thHouse427
    @The6thHouse427 Рік тому +55

    love these. not a raw 6 hour stream but not an entire streamed chopped into 20 minutes like 2ndJerma

  • @v0id525
    @v0id525 10 місяців тому +14

    I can't believe I never saw that "got a new party member" joke in other edits of this stream. That joke should've been in all of them.

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 Рік тому +137

    I feel like this entire game was voiced by text to speech

    • @1nkyarts
      @1nkyarts Рік тому +24

      its cause it was written and voiced by germans mostly

    • @FrostyFoxDrake
      @FrostyFoxDrake 10 місяців тому +5

      you shouldn’t talk about jer’a like that

    • @notsusanna7485
      @notsusanna7485 8 місяців тому +3

      It’s so weird that actual human voice actors are less confusing than the text to speech made to sound like jerma after he died 5 years back

  • @HALFTIED-
    @HALFTIED- 9 місяців тому +10

    every single time i leave youtube on before i go to bed, without fail every time i wake up to this video playing

  • @SaintCecilia19
    @SaintCecilia19 Рік тому +334

    i think this is my favorite channel ever

    • @olyophogrific
      @olyophogrific Рік тому +18

      You think?

    • @frogbabygrill
      @frogbabygrill Рік тому

      ​@@olyophogrifichow do you get those emojis🤯🤯

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Рік тому +3

      You think? 0:23 0:49 0:52 0:53 0:53 10 minutes away from the can
      Sdvx players will be friends with a big weapon

    • @mrtacocat1069
      @mrtacocat1069 Рік тому +1

      i second this

    • @PeppermintCaca
      @PeppermintCaca Рік тому +1

      Hard agree

  • @bubbybigtime
    @bubbybigtime Рік тому +40

    Moral of the story: stick with what you’re good at, stick with car crashes.

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen Рік тому +29

    Can’t believe he finally succumbed to the 5G bombarding his brain during this stream

  • @AlwaysRetr0
    @AlwaysRetr0 Рік тому +29

    this is the playthrough we needed to know once and for all that Jerma would be the most annoying and persistent wasp known to man

  • @Lusiggy
    @Lusiggy 10 місяців тому +12

    2:00:57 is the greatest chat message in jerma history

  • @ori_bori
    @ori_bori Рік тому +22

    3:00:27 i greatly appreciate that you didnt play an example of asmr sleep to farting sounds here

  • @req7383
    @req7383 Рік тому +125

    Oh you are such a blessing for making these edits.

  • @agentofstars2667
    @agentofstars2667 Рік тому +23

    I thought this was a new stream so when he was talking about the "new Half-Life" trailer I was freaking out because I thought they announced a new Half-Life game.

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 Рік тому +1

      I thought it would be a new Netflix movie or something

    • @iplay9s
      @iplay9s Рік тому +1

      I thought he was just doing a bit pretending it's new

  • @TheMrRightclick
    @TheMrRightclick Рік тому +9

    Relating to the post stream chat: I would love to see Jerma play Death Stranding, I'd imagine he'd make watching the game a fun experience. There are stretches of nothing to do what he does best: chat about stuff, and the fun stuff that can happen could suit a Jerma stream nicely.

  • @katanafizzy5949
    @katanafizzy5949 Рік тому +24

    So this is where the dollhouse idea came from! I always love finding the origins when watching past streams

  • @scxt3945
    @scxt3945 Рік тому +26

    i watched this whole video on acid and i felt like i lived out the farming life

    • @girlspit42000
      @girlspit42000 8 місяців тому +11

      your farmer wife is pregnant and she wants you back. try to feel the hospital bed, wiggle your fingers

  • @Biojayz
    @Biojayz Рік тому +19

    Jerma is like an assortment of ingredients that shouldn’t mix together and skye4 is the Gordon Ramsey that manages to cook a 5 star meal out of it anyways.

  • @thecosmicguy21
    @thecosmicguy21 5 місяців тому +6

    i was asleep while watching this vod and as some point in my dreams it was just the stream, but after messing with the drone for a bit jerma got taken into some weird space where people were dressed in all white and in weird circular buildings, and he was upset cause he couldnt farm anymore but after a cutscene where they had the default lines of talking back and forth and looking like they were getting married surrounded by tons of people wearing their white robes and shit, he exited the cutscene and it turned out he had literally become death (literally). he then entered a pool of water and sank down back to the normal ingame world and started picking up mannequins of ingame characters dressed like usual except they were skeletons, and he put them in a pool and they wiggled down and then dissapeared and got transported to the other world, but after collecting like ten people he just randomly went “wait fuck, i can just be farming” and started running back to his farm as death, in the dream it cut to a BrB screen and it was a weird aurora one that doesnt exist, but he was chuckling with it on, and then he took off the screen and there was a speedometer of how fast his character could run and as death he was just going 60-80 MPH on foot, he did a wheeze laugh really hard and then said he was done streaming and i woke up.
    wicked fucked up stream dude

    • @thecosmicguy21
      @thecosmicguy21 5 місяців тому +1

      expanding on the weird world, the building were white and round and then they capped off a a dome, but inside you could see right through them. outside there were lots of people in white robes and whatnot, but it was nearly perfectly flat and raised slightly above a plain of water by some strange stone walkways made out of the same stuff as the buildings.
      also the part where he was getting married with default voice lines in this world, was voicelines from this game, so they were just waving their hands around and doing them like they do ingame but dressed like the weird water plain people.

    • @salemisjuucy
      @salemisjuucy 3 місяці тому +2

      are you sure this was a dream?? i vividly remember this stream, wicked fucked up too, he deleted all vods

  • @missdianamarie
    @missdianamarie Рік тому +106

    Okay I was suspiciously curious about the having children mechanic in this game. As it turns out there’s no hints towards fucking or anything, your wife walks up to you randomly at some point and just tells you she’s pregnant. I’m not even sure why the function is in the game lol

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +42

      That made me think, this is basically the tedious preamble with a dumb puzzle (a.k.a "gameplay") in a porno game but for 30 hours, and your goal is to have a made in Unity homestead

    • @missdianamarie
      @missdianamarie Рік тому +67

      @@spacebassist this is essentially a porno game with many extra steps and no actual porn. Fascinating.

    • @loder8592
      @loder8592 Рік тому

      Harvest Moon doesnt have it either. I also highly doubt that you want porn with the animation quality of this game xD@@missdianamarie

  • @CallieRiggs5711
    @CallieRiggs5711 Рік тому +11

    I love hearing how the idea of the Dollhouse stream came to be! I always wondered how/where he came up with it.

  • @mushreon
    @mushreon Рік тому +9

    the opening dialogue of the almost T pose stance and the constant fade ins and outs after every line is just to funny to me.

  • @sideswipebl
    @sideswipebl 9 місяців тому +4

    And sometimes, you need to call on a friend.

  • @PossumPunx
    @PossumPunx Рік тому +16

    I love watching the exploits of this little creature

  • @ratspleen638
    @ratspleen638 Рік тому +14

    this is my favorite jerma video, it always makes me sick laughing no matter the day I had

  • @PeppermintCaca
    @PeppermintCaca Рік тому +20

    Skye, I love you to the moon and back! Thank you for always making, bar none, the best stream edits I have ever witnessed in this realm!

  • @MMedic23
    @MMedic23 11 місяців тому +2

    I really didn't expect to come across the origin of the Dollhouse stream idea on this edit. Wow!

  • @v_vex2552
    @v_vex2552 10 місяців тому +2

    Seeing the origin of the Dollhouse stream is amazing

  • @Pvinini
    @Pvinini Рік тому +14

    These must be a pain to put together, thanks skye! Your edits have given me a look into long stream jerma, something I never dared before you came along. You're awesome. Basil is also awesome. Heck yeah.

  • @slimebunny5700
    @slimebunny5700 Місяць тому +3

    Why was Jermas first reaction to seeing someone running to start chasing them down

  • @mfindley08
    @mfindley08 Рік тому +5

    It's kind of funny that the Dollhouse stream was conceived of while playing this game instead of house flippers or the Sims. I realize this game has some house flipping, but pretty funny regardless.

  • @hugesmjfan8073
    @hugesmjfan8073 Рік тому +12

    I’m a simple man, I see a skye4 long edit, I click.

  • @JohnBoySykes11
    @JohnBoySykes11 Місяць тому +2

    What kills me the most about these types of games is that the moment Jerma gains control in a free-roam environment it’s complete mayhem from there

  • @imonlysleeping4491
    @imonlysleeping4491 Рік тому +3

    I loved this stream. Thankyou for the edits as always

  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr Рік тому +3

    really appreciate youre cutaways for context on some of the jokes

  • @Daxien
    @Daxien Рік тому +17

    FINALLY. CRACK TIME.

  • @Ashe1001
    @Ashe1001 Рік тому +7

    city slicker andy

  • @brosty_Star
    @brosty_Star Рік тому +21

    u can hate me all u want, but I LOVE these old streams, more than the new ones, I don't hate Jeremy, not at all, in fact I am happy for him, making what he likes till this day, I just prefer the natural chaos of these edits

  • @watercup5138
    @watercup5138 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for the stream edit, I really needed to watch some jerma and you make some really good edits for streams :3

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 10 місяців тому +5

    Skye choosing not to show asmr sleep farting videos at 3:00:12 is unintentionally so funny to me

  • @hiitsmiya
    @hiitsmiya Рік тому +7

    THE DRONE PART

    • @Denas.r
      @Denas.r 11 місяців тому +2

      You can see the hog legs at the top of the screen but he never noticed it

  • @ratpatterson8953
    @ratpatterson8953 5 місяців тому +1

    Every single time ANY video ends theres like a 50% chance this video will start auto playing. Ive probably listened to this in my sleep upwards of 20 times. Ive definitely heard the peewee intro 50+ times. It doesnt matter what video i watch before. Im losing my mind.

  • @jimmybean420
    @jimmybean420 Рік тому +5

    jerma accidentally roleplays as someone with bipolar disorder

  • @TheAdnanSakib
    @TheAdnanSakib Рік тому +5

    Only Jerma would sleep 6 months for some bussy.

  • @l1nked548
    @l1nked548 Рік тому +7

    Jermamites eating good tonight, thanks Skye!

  • @karifuuh
    @karifuuh Рік тому +31

    1:01:29 Ah the foreshadowing

  • @Bruh-nx9hc
    @Bruh-nx9hc Рік тому +3

    As soon as Jerma gets into the car he crashes into another person 💀

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 6 місяців тому +2

    "Voice of How It's Made" fucking broke me

  • @drmsda
    @drmsda Рік тому +4

    Farmer's Dynasty Warriors (THANKS SKYE)

  • @bigtuna9402
    @bigtuna9402 Рік тому +5

    Obsessed with the AI voice acting

  • @grey46
    @grey46 6 місяців тому +1

    your channel cures my mania thank you

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +8

    This video’s title owes my family royalties

  • @ClarkLad
    @ClarkLad Рік тому +2

    Oh my gregness gracious skye the fourth I LOVE these edits THANK YOU

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 Рік тому +2

    I always forget the Dollhouse materialized in this stream. Great vid

  • @rampageblizzard
    @rampageblizzard Рік тому +13

    The dialogue in this game make me feel even more autistic than I already am

  • @tylerw1625
    @tylerw1625 Рік тому +6

    Farmers Only biggest fan

  • @nina2673
    @nina2673 Рік тому

    thank you so much for these edits omg

  • @mestronghandle
    @mestronghandle 9 місяців тому +1

    Called the deer a horse,didnt correct himself

  • @salieriii
    @salieriii 8 місяців тому +1

    When Jerma kept giggling when he thought the guy said “ah, fuck me” I died 😆😆

  • @wicked0brah
    @wicked0brah Рік тому +1

    I was just rewatching your exorcist edit and hoping for a new edit from you soon! So glad my wish was answered!!

  • @chadchadington1736
    @chadchadington1736 Рік тому

    Skye I LOVE this stream thank you for the edit

  • @mx.lunaaa
    @mx.lunaaa Рік тому +13

    i really like the font you use for your intros for the 'jerma985' its very chunky and analog and cute :)

  • @TwoDerrick
    @TwoDerrick Рік тому +9

    "dude that half life trailer"
    What year was this?
    *scrolls down*
    2019. guess that makes sense
    Thanks Skye I haven't watched yet, but I assume it's as good as always

  • @EasyBongo
    @EasyBongo 7 місяців тому +1

    Everytime I fall asleep to a video it somehow always ends up back to auto playing this one. I'm so confused

  • @splootonic1993
    @splootonic1993 Рік тому +1

    I was so thrown off when they were talking about half life alex coming out

  • @kittsami
    @kittsami День тому

    literally the plot of my year of rest and relaxation

  • @MultiDeathspank
    @MultiDeathspank 10 місяців тому +1

    Oliver sounds like the how its made narrator.

  • @Sweet_Reverb
    @Sweet_Reverb 3 місяці тому

    The main character definitely hugs a rabbit to death at the end, I'm calling it.

  • @TheRealTorG
    @TheRealTorG 5 місяців тому

    Im glad I'm not the only one who mowed my lawn in a spiral

  • @karigrandi7
    @karigrandi7 Рік тому

    i really love these long edits

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +1

    I just finished the VOD the other day.

  • @funkylittlespacecowboy2372
    @funkylittlespacecowboy2372 Рік тому +1

    omggg half life alyx trailer reaction surprise in this video thank you

  • @zwlsx
    @zwlsx 4 місяці тому

    i cant man ive been losing it for like 10 minutes straight when he slept for months

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 4 місяці тому

    This is one of his best streams.

  • @frododododo
    @frododododo 11 місяців тому +3

    Plow Sally

  • @Aria_uwu
    @Aria_uwu Рік тому

    god i love this channel so much

  • @ohno7386
    @ohno7386 Рік тому

    I've been looking forward to this.

  • @nynthes
    @nynthes 3 місяці тому

    51:44 jerma's reaction to something dirty "Just buy a new one!"
    He truly is my favourite upper class streamer

  • @Pansexual-Imp
    @Pansexual-Imp Рік тому +4

    Your long edits have now become my life blood, thank you for all that you do 🤗❤️

  • @callformommy
    @callformommy 6 місяців тому +1

    @11:00 is olivers voice the same as the male voice in wow classic. "Hey there!" "See you later"

  • @imafknloser4268
    @imafknloser4268 Рік тому +1

    No way this is where the dollhouse stream came from lol.

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Рік тому +1

    I love the 10 or so different reskins of PowerWash Simulator Jerma has delved into over the years. And he goes into insane rants and get's one guyed in every single one.
    Never change Jerma, never change.

  • @TheWikkdOne
    @TheWikkdOne Рік тому +1

    Psycho streamer gets chainsaw and immediately tries to kill first person he sees

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh Рік тому

    Its hilarious watching him combine with the auger out. 😂😂😂

  • @assaultines2335
    @assaultines2335 Рік тому

    earliest ive ever been to one of these, i feel chosen