This is the only thing playing next in my auto feed for months now. I'll watch a disaster documentary or police shooting and this is somehow related enough to play next.
Jerma being baffled and blown away by completely mundane things like a cell tower on a farm or private gas pumps will never not be funny, what an absolute city slicker
I live in La and there are farms here in rural areas that look a good bit like what he thinks a farm looks like, and even then, there are still gas pumps
Thank you for still making these. It's sad that Jeremy's closing in on 1000 years and is slowing down on the streams. But your long edits have closed the void caused from it.
I legitimately full on cry laugh every time at the ending motivational speech where nothing works and it all goes downhill. Especially with the context of having sold everything and having no money and rambling like a lunatic
Oh my gosh yes, nothing makes me cry laughing harder than this and the start of him playing Hitman 3 in VR where he punches someone then freaks out because he doesn't understand why everyone is staring at him, so he just starts pushing through the crowd trying to leave 🤣
"and sometimes. and sometimes, you have to call in a friend. for the third time" after drowning his truck again with the off-timed crashing sound effects
It's crazy how the original idea was "Play Hand Simulator" which then evolved into "Play Farmer's Dynasty". This then evolved into "drive around the map aimlessly, pester the neighbors into a relationship with you, and sometimes remember to try farming." And he could only do ONE of those. > Pays people to farm his field for him > Walks away > "When can I do some farming!"
For those interested, Farmers Dynasty is getting a sequel THIS YEAR! House repair, drone-van manipulation and a complex dating system are all fan favourite features expected to return! We hope the sequel will bring more farmer features such as: uncesored graphic sex scenes and child labor!
I think the best part of all of this is I was watching the Alyx trailer thinking “has Jerma played this?” And then it got to that room where he plays with the toys and pretends it’s him and Otto… yep he has definitely played that game. Time to watch him play that lol
Okay I was suspiciously curious about the having children mechanic in this game. As it turns out there’s no hints towards fucking or anything, your wife walks up to you randomly at some point and just tells you she’s pregnant. I’m not even sure why the function is in the game lol
That made me think, this is basically the tedious preamble with a dumb puzzle (a.k.a "gameplay") in a porno game but for 30 hours, and your goal is to have a made in Unity homestead
I thought this was a new stream so when he was talking about the "new Half-Life" trailer I was freaking out because I thought they announced a new Half-Life game.
Heartbreaking to hear him happily describing the dollhouse stream in this vod. He was so happy and hopeful before the accident, why did we have to lose him?
Relating to the post stream chat: I would love to see Jerma play Death Stranding, I'd imagine he'd make watching the game a fun experience. There are stretches of nothing to do what he does best: chat about stuff, and the fun stuff that can happen could suit a Jerma stream nicely.
Jerma is like an assortment of ingredients that shouldn’t mix together and skye4 is the Gordon Ramsey that manages to cook a 5 star meal out of it anyways.
i was asleep while watching this vod and as some point in my dreams it was just the stream, but after messing with the drone for a bit jerma got taken into some weird space where people were dressed in all white and in weird circular buildings, and he was upset cause he couldnt farm anymore but after a cutscene where they had the default lines of talking back and forth and looking like they were getting married surrounded by tons of people wearing their white robes and shit, he exited the cutscene and it turned out he had literally become death (literally). he then entered a pool of water and sank down back to the normal ingame world and started picking up mannequins of ingame characters dressed like usual except they were skeletons, and he put them in a pool and they wiggled down and then dissapeared and got transported to the other world, but after collecting like ten people he just randomly went “wait fuck, i can just be farming” and started running back to his farm as death, in the dream it cut to a BrB screen and it was a weird aurora one that doesnt exist, but he was chuckling with it on, and then he took off the screen and there was a speedometer of how fast his character could run and as death he was just going 60-80 MPH on foot, he did a wheeze laugh really hard and then said he was done streaming and i woke up. wicked fucked up stream dude
expanding on the weird world, the building were white and round and then they capped off a a dome, but inside you could see right through them. outside there were lots of people in white robes and whatnot, but it was nearly perfectly flat and raised slightly above a plain of water by some strange stone walkways made out of the same stuff as the buildings. also the part where he was getting married with default voice lines in this world, was voicelines from this game, so they were just waving their hands around and doing them like they do ingame but dressed like the weird water plain people.
These must be a pain to put together, thanks skye! Your edits have given me a look into long stream jerma, something I never dared before you came along. You're awesome. Basil is also awesome. Heck yeah.
This fucking video!! I go to sleep with youtube on for background noise and without fail this Jerma video will play at least once. The number of times Ive woken up to either Jerma screaming about electricity in the Half Life Alyx trailer, or the sweet nothings of an AI farmer (I assume thats who the voice is coming from. I refuse to physically watch the stream at this point) is insane what do you have to say for yourself
It's kind of funny that the Dollhouse stream was conceived of while playing this game instead of house flippers or the Sims. I realize this game has some house flipping, but pretty funny regardless.
u can hate me all u want, but I LOVE these old streams, more than the new ones, I don't hate Jeremy, not at all, in fact I am happy for him, making what he likes till this day, I just prefer the natural chaos of these edits
Every single time ANY video ends theres like a 50% chance this video will start auto playing. Ive probably listened to this in my sleep upwards of 20 times. Ive definitely heard the peewee intro 50+ times. It doesnt matter what video i watch before. Im losing my mind.
"dude that half life trailer" What year was this? *scrolls down* 2019. guess that makes sense Thanks Skye I haven't watched yet, but I assume it's as good as always
I love the 10 or so different reskins of PowerWash Simulator Jerma has delved into over the years. And he goes into insane rants and get's one guyed in every single one. Never change Jerma, never change.
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Why incel that makes no sense I hate twittards so much
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This is the only thing playing next in my auto feed for months now. I'll watch a disaster documentary or police shooting and this is somehow related enough to play next.
1:02:35 is so weird to listen to because it's the birth of the jerma dollhouse stream. He basically summarized it 😂
I'm so glad he didn't speak simlish lol
The Dollhouse stream is what inspired the NPC trend.
same thing about describing house flipper exactly before he found out about it
@@jacobjeleniewski8694and powerwash sim lmao
@@ShadySalesman jerma is unironically a visionary
at this point i'm a skye4 fan just like i'm a jerma fan. you're an integral part of my jerma viewing experience
Hear hear 🙌
Edit: lol spelling
@@Yemmer what does this mean
@@albingrahn5576They meant "hear, hear" which is a phrase to express agreement. Easy to confuse due to here and hear homophones.
@@Pasloe. oh ok 👍
@@Pasloe. they turned the phones gay
My favorite part of this stream is he tried to date and marry that one lady and then went to bed for like 10years
happens to the best of us
Jerma being baffled and blown away by completely mundane things like a cell tower on a farm or private gas pumps will never not be funny, what an absolute city slicker
I live in La and there are farms here in rural areas that look a good bit like what he thinks a farm looks like, and even then, there are still gas pumps
I love Jerma getting **so** offended when chat kept calling him a city boy
Thank you for still making these. It's sad that Jeremy's closing in on 1000 years and is slowing down on the streams. But your long edits have closed the void caused from it.
Theoretically. He would be, if he was real real.
I legitimately full on cry laugh every time at the ending motivational speech where nothing works and it all goes downhill. Especially with the context of having sold everything and having no money and rambling like a lunatic
Oh my gosh yes, nothing makes me cry laughing harder than this and the start of him playing Hitman 3 in VR where he punches someone then freaks out because he doesn't understand why everyone is staring at him, so he just starts pushing through the crowd trying to leave 🤣
"and sometimes. and sometimes, you have to call in a friend. for the third time" after drowning his truck again with the off-timed crashing sound effects
It's crazy how the original idea was "Play Hand Simulator" which then evolved into "Play Farmer's Dynasty". This then evolved into "drive around the map aimlessly, pester the neighbors into a relationship with you, and sometimes remember to try farming." And he could only do ONE of those.
> Pays people to farm his field for him
> Walks away
> "When can I do some farming!"
For those interested, Farmers Dynasty is getting a sequel THIS YEAR! House repair, drone-van manipulation and a complex dating system are all fan favourite features expected to return!
We hope the sequel will bring more farmer features such as: uncesored graphic sex scenes and child labor!
Cool witnessing the origin of the idea of the Doll House stream.
fell asleep to this and just had the most psychotic dream about some dude stealing a bride from a wedding
This really feels like those mobile game ads where they mess up on purpose so you want to play it better than them
This exact comment is on every single long edit of his streams
For real, This makes me wanna get Farmers Dynasty and play it properly, is this stream secretly an ad
Farmer's Dynasty Drone% Marriage Speedrun
I think the best part of all of this is I was watching the Alyx trailer thinking “has Jerma played this?” And then it got to that room where he plays with the toys and pretends it’s him and Otto… yep he has definitely played that game. Time to watch him play that lol
My favourite jerma quote is still “the farmer screws the nails into the board” said in the how it’s made guy’s voice
i think this is my favorite channel ever
You think?
@@olyophogrifichow do you get those emojis🤯🤯
You think? 0:23 0:49 0:52 0:53 0:53 10 minutes away from the can
Sdvx players will be friends with a big weapon
i second this
Hard agree
love these. not a raw 6 hour stream but not an entire streamed chopped into 20 minutes like 2ndJerma
every single time i leave youtube on before i go to bed, without fail every time i wake up to this video playing
I feel like this entire game was voiced by text to speech
its cause it was written and voiced by germans mostly
you shouldn’t talk about jer’a like that
It’s so weird that actual human voice actors are less confusing than the text to speech made to sound like jerma after he died 5 years back
Can’t believe he finally succumbed to the 5G bombarding his brain during this stream
I can't believe I never saw that "got a new party member" joke in other edits of this stream. That joke should've been in all of them.
2:00:57 is the greatest chat message in jerma history
this is the playthrough we needed to know once and for all that Jerma would be the most annoying and persistent wasp known to man
Okay I was suspiciously curious about the having children mechanic in this game. As it turns out there’s no hints towards fucking or anything, your wife walks up to you randomly at some point and just tells you she’s pregnant. I’m not even sure why the function is in the game lol
That made me think, this is basically the tedious preamble with a dumb puzzle (a.k.a "gameplay") in a porno game but for 30 hours, and your goal is to have a made in Unity homestead
@@spacebassist this is essentially a porno game with many extra steps and no actual porn. Fascinating.
Harvest Moon doesnt have it either. I also highly doubt that you want porn with the animation quality of this game xD@@missdianamarie
Oh you are such a blessing for making these edits.
onn n bnb jn
i agree
Oh you!
@@k2a2l2 lmaoooo i have no idea how i made the comment, fell asleep to this video :3
this proves even my grandma watches Jerma
Moral of the story: stick with what you’re good at, stick with car crashes.
3:00:27 i greatly appreciate that you didnt play an example of asmr sleep to farting sounds here
I thought this was a new stream so when he was talking about the "new Half-Life" trailer I was freaking out because I thought they announced a new Half-Life game.
I thought it would be a new Netflix movie or something
I thought he was just doing a bit pretending it's new
Heartbreaking to hear him happily describing the dollhouse stream in this vod. He was so happy and hopeful before the accident, why did we have to lose him?
i watched this whole video on acid and i felt like i lived out the farming life
your farmer wife is pregnant and she wants you back. try to feel the hospital bed, wiggle your fingers
Relating to the post stream chat: I would love to see Jerma play Death Stranding, I'd imagine he'd make watching the game a fun experience. There are stretches of nothing to do what he does best: chat about stuff, and the fun stuff that can happen could suit a Jerma stream nicely.
Jerma is like an assortment of ingredients that shouldn’t mix together and skye4 is the Gordon Ramsey that manages to cook a 5 star meal out of it anyways.
i was asleep while watching this vod and as some point in my dreams it was just the stream, but after messing with the drone for a bit jerma got taken into some weird space where people were dressed in all white and in weird circular buildings, and he was upset cause he couldnt farm anymore but after a cutscene where they had the default lines of talking back and forth and looking like they were getting married surrounded by tons of people wearing their white robes and shit, he exited the cutscene and it turned out he had literally become death (literally). he then entered a pool of water and sank down back to the normal ingame world and started picking up mannequins of ingame characters dressed like usual except they were skeletons, and he put them in a pool and they wiggled down and then dissapeared and got transported to the other world, but after collecting like ten people he just randomly went “wait fuck, i can just be farming” and started running back to his farm as death, in the dream it cut to a BrB screen and it was a weird aurora one that doesnt exist, but he was chuckling with it on, and then he took off the screen and there was a speedometer of how fast his character could run and as death he was just going 60-80 MPH on foot, he did a wheeze laugh really hard and then said he was done streaming and i woke up.
wicked fucked up stream dude
expanding on the weird world, the building were white and round and then they capped off a a dome, but inside you could see right through them. outside there were lots of people in white robes and whatnot, but it was nearly perfectly flat and raised slightly above a plain of water by some strange stone walkways made out of the same stuff as the buildings.
also the part where he was getting married with default voice lines in this world, was voicelines from this game, so they were just waving their hands around and doing them like they do ingame but dressed like the weird water plain people.
are you sure this was a dream?? i vividly remember this stream, wicked fucked up too, he deleted all vods
So this is where the dollhouse idea came from! I always love finding the origins when watching past streams
the opening dialogue of the almost T pose stance and the constant fade ins and outs after every line is just to funny to me.
Skye, I love you to the moon and back! Thank you for always making, bar none, the best stream edits I have ever witnessed in this realm!
this is my favorite jerma video, it always makes me sick laughing no matter the day I had
Skye choosing not to show asmr sleep farting videos at 3:00:12 is unintentionally so funny to me
These must be a pain to put together, thanks skye! Your edits have given me a look into long stream jerma, something I never dared before you came along. You're awesome. Basil is also awesome. Heck yeah.
I love watching the exploits of this little creature
And sometimes, you need to call on a friend.
I love hearing how the idea of the Dollhouse stream came to be! I always wondered how/where he came up with it.
I loved this stream. Thankyou for the edits as always
I really didn't expect to come across the origin of the Dollhouse stream idea on this edit. Wow!
This fucking video!! I go to sleep with youtube on for background noise and without fail this Jerma video will play at least once. The number of times Ive woken up to either Jerma screaming about electricity in the Half Life Alyx trailer, or the sweet nothings of an AI farmer (I assume thats who the voice is coming from. I refuse to physically watch the stream at this point) is insane what do you have to say for yourself
Oops.
really appreciate youre cutaways for context on some of the jokes
Seeing the origin of the Dollhouse stream is amazing
Thank you for the stream edit, I really needed to watch some jerma and you make some really good edits for streams :3
It's kind of funny that the Dollhouse stream was conceived of while playing this game instead of house flippers or the Sims. I realize this game has some house flipping, but pretty funny regardless.
I’m a simple man, I see a skye4 long edit, I click.
FINALLY. CRACK TIME.
u can hate me all u want, but I LOVE these old streams, more than the new ones, I don't hate Jeremy, not at all, in fact I am happy for him, making what he likes till this day, I just prefer the natural chaos of these edits
Why was Jermas first reaction to seeing someone running to start chasing them down
The dialogue in this game make me feel even more autistic than I already am
city slicker andy
Oh my gregness gracious skye the fourth I LOVE these edits THANK YOU
jerma accidentally roleplays as someone with bipolar disorder
Every single time ANY video ends theres like a 50% chance this video will start auto playing. Ive probably listened to this in my sleep upwards of 20 times. Ive definitely heard the peewee intro 50+ times. It doesnt matter what video i watch before. Im losing my mind.
What kills me the most about these types of games is that the moment Jerma gains control in a free-roam environment it’s complete mayhem from there
Only Jerma would sleep 6 months for some bussy.
Jermamites eating good tonight, thanks Skye!
1:01:29 Ah the foreshadowing
the ultimate Oneguy
THE DRONE PART
You can see the hog legs at the top of the screen but he never noticed it
Farmer's Dynasty Warriors (THANKS SKYE)
When Jerma kept giggling when he thought the guy said “ah, fuck me” I died 😆😆
"Voice of How It's Made" fucking broke me
I always forget the Dollhouse materialized in this stream. Great vid
As soon as Jerma gets into the car he crashes into another person 💀
"dude that half life trailer"
What year was this?
*scrolls down*
2019. guess that makes sense
Thanks Skye I haven't watched yet, but I assume it's as good as always
your channel cures my mania thank you
looking good and solid, thank you!
This video’s title owes my family royalties
@11:00 is olivers voice the same as the male voice in wow classic. "Hey there!" "See you later"
thank you so much for these edits omg
I've been looking forward to this.
Skye I LOVE this stream thank you for the edit
51:44 jerma's reaction to something dirty "Just buy a new one!"
He truly is my favourite upper class streamer
i really like the font you use for your intros for the 'jerma985' its very chunky and analog and cute :)
Called the deer a horse,didnt correct himself
Everytime I fall asleep to a video it somehow always ends up back to auto playing this one. I'm so confused
I love the 10 or so different reskins of PowerWash Simulator Jerma has delved into over the years. And he goes into insane rants and get's one guyed in every single one.
Never change Jerma, never change.
The main character definitely hugs a rabbit to death at the end, I'm calling it.
Obsessed with the AI voice acting
Your long edits have now become my life blood, thank you for all that you do 🤗❤️
I was just rewatching your exorcist edit and hoping for a new edit from you soon! So glad my wish was answered!!
Yaaay!
Game stats at 10:30
Farmers Only biggest fan
I was so thrown off when they were talking about half life alex coming out
i really love these long edits
i cant man ive been losing it for like 10 minutes straight when he slept for months
literally the plot of my year of rest and relaxation
Listen to 2:38:00 - 2:38:15 with your eyes closed
omggg half life alyx trailer reaction surprise in this video thank you
Oliver sounds like the how its made narrator.
Im glad I'm not the only one who mowed my lawn in a spiral
3:00:25 editor didn't want to touch that one for ASMR lol
No way this is where the dollhouse stream came from lol.
god i love this channel so much