Key & Peele - Awesome Hitler Story

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  • @ethantarpley
    @ethantarpley 8 років тому +56519

    That German soldier has one hell of a tan.

    • @gaminggrandpa4409
      @gaminggrandpa4409 8 років тому +354

      Smither Sink ,

    • @Fredjo
      @Fredjo 7 років тому +691

      @Dr. Isaac Kleiner LOL this is probably the biggest bullshit I've heard this year so far

    • @bigpoppa3020
      @bigpoppa3020 7 років тому +730

      Pavel D. Hrs right. It's not bullshit

    • @koukimonzta
      @koukimonzta 7 років тому +642

      Smither Sink He came from the Afrikan Korp

    • @westcoasteu7817
      @westcoasteu7817 7 років тому +103

      김수리 war propaganda is never a good source..

  • @dr.doofenshmirtz124
    @dr.doofenshmirtz124 3 роки тому +24810

    After Claire left him, Phil's life took a dramatic turn.

    • @Volskerch
      @Volskerch 3 роки тому +126

      lol

    • @reversetopics1049
      @reversetopics1049 3 роки тому +1

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    • @Volskerch
      @Volskerch 3 роки тому +143

      @Kennedy Chinzah yeah

    • @fluffyseahorse4170
      @fluffyseahorse4170 3 роки тому +143

      @Dr. Doofenshmirtz shouldn’t you be trying to destroy Perry the Platypus.

    • @dr.doofenshmirtz124
      @dr.doofenshmirtz124 3 роки тому +95

      @@fluffyseahorse4170 Shhh. He reads my comments.

  • @npholmes09
    @npholmes09 6 років тому +22067

    The story of how key and peele met.

  • @ljcurlyfriesd9271
    @ljcurlyfriesd9271 2 роки тому +8826

    i love how he used the ‘insubordinate and churlish’ line from the substitute teacher bit as well, made me laugh a lot harder than it should’ve 😭😭

    • @SaltyEntropy
      @SaltyEntropy 2 роки тому +93

      looking for this comment

    • @camillamcneil413
      @camillamcneil413 2 роки тому +86

      I was hoping someone would get the reference 😂😂

    • @QueenRed2023
      @QueenRed2023 Рік тому +22

      @@SaltyEntropy me too😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aaronfleming9426
      @aaronfleming9426 Рік тому +27

      Best line of the sketch! And that's saying something, the rest of the sketch was hilarious!

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business Рік тому +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @rayyana.8538
    @rayyana.8538 4 роки тому +13379

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings"
    Not only was Herr Müller pro diversity but he was also a sensitive guy.

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 4 роки тому +102

      i thought he said " i dont need hitler to hurt your feelings" as if he was burnmaster

    • @mellyboo513
      @mellyboo513 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-invalid-2882
      @-invalid-2882 4 роки тому +2

      De furer

    • @louisaude6880
      @louisaude6880 4 роки тому +5

      What a standup guy

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 4 роки тому +2

      @@abrahamgeorge1479 the American soldier?

  • @continuousrage4974
    @continuousrage4974 5 років тому +6521

    "Insubordinate, and Churdish"
    *_YA DONE MESSED UP, HEINREICH LEROY-HEIMER_*

    • @VGTYT
      @VGTYT 5 років тому +131

      lmao thank go someone else noticed the connection

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 років тому +90

      You just connected like three separate skitts using only two sentences

    • @VGTYT
      @VGTYT 5 років тому +28

      @@Tombr4mb4 i did the same thing mentally and ran through the comments to see who else did

    • @marlonmillan7895
      @marlonmillan7895 5 років тому +17

      SchnitzelNazi😂

    • @IILMNBD
      @IILMNBD 5 років тому +4

      You look like Snoopy Dogg man.

  • @waterlemon9838
    @waterlemon9838 4 роки тому +14878

    THE FACT THAT HE REFUSES TO JUST CLOSE HIS EYES IS SO FUNNY

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 4 роки тому +443

      People don't close their eyes when they die.

    • @missmiaperry7563
      @missmiaperry7563 4 роки тому +632

      Also he needs to see what they're gonna do to him so he can dodge. 😂

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 роки тому +12

      @@TraceguyRune yes they do.

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 роки тому +31

      @@KandiKlover no they dont

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 роки тому +55

      @@KandiKlover Maybe in Hollywood...

  • @jarma6075
    @jarma6075 2 роки тому +2317

    With the kids finally moved out, Phil looks for alternative ways to fill time

    • @prinzmelonenkopf
      @prinzmelonenkopf 9 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @dragonj2200
      @dragonj2200 8 місяців тому +21

      To "phil" time

    • @beyondintervals6606
      @beyondintervals6606 7 місяців тому +5

      3:58 Insubordinate and churlish, anyone got the reference from Key and Peele Substitute Teacher 1?

    • @stephenarendse
      @stephenarendse 6 місяців тому +3

      Phil Time, you say?

  • @tommycipriani2254
    @tommycipriani2254 5 років тому +4453

    This deleted scene from Inglorious Basterds was amazing, idk why Tarantino cut it.

    • @jankompos2330
      @jankompos2330 4 роки тому +61

      he had to due to antisimetic gesture and nazi ideology which is powerful in hollywood

    • @eccho1
      @eccho1 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @stevengarcia5210
      @stevengarcia5210 Рік тому +15

      He had to cut it due to a lack of feet shoots

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Рік тому +4

      The anecdote from the superior officer would fit like a glove.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Рік тому +1

      Not enough blood

  • @RyanKevinHollar
    @RyanKevinHollar 4 роки тому +17552

    The way Jordan says “I love hitler” then stares blankly into nothing is priceless 😂

    • @j-dub618
      @j-dub618 4 роки тому +387

      I've talked to 2 Hitler Youths last decade who ended up fighting for the US in Vietnam. Both met Hitler, one in 1936 and the other in 1938. Both had glazed over looks on their faces when they thought of the time Hitler patted them on the head or shoulder. Their eyes glistened and moved to the right indicating the recall of a previous event. Amazing that 75 years later a memory can still have such a personally profound effect. It was all in the eyes, so Jordan kind of nailed the moment.

    • @Endurance333
      @Endurance333 4 роки тому +56

      @@j-dub618 thanks for sharing

    • @j-dub618
      @j-dub618 4 роки тому +139

      @@Endurance333 One said to me, his eyes lit up:
      I saw the fuhrer twice that day.
      I'm not going to judge-he was 8 years old at the time

    • @sonny3703
      @sonny3703 4 роки тому +14

      j- dub wow

    • @mohammadnurfiqri2831
      @mohammadnurfiqri2831 4 роки тому +17

      @@j-dub618 but at the time of recalling that memory, isn't he an adult already who knew what Hitler did?

  • @A.j.Harris
    @A.j.Harris 5 років тому +5331

    I never thought I would laugh so hard when he moved his hips to dodge the knife lol

    • @marcuslee9132
      @marcuslee9132 5 років тому +35

      Tears yo 😂😅...I dropped some laughing

    • @blackknight7131
      @blackknight7131 5 років тому +15

      Goddamn americanos

    • @CyberHipHop
      @CyberHipHop 4 роки тому +7

      ^^^
      Nobody:
      Absolutely Nobody:
      ROTC KIDS BE LIKE:

    • @panashenyaruwata3215
      @panashenyaruwata3215 4 роки тому +25

      lol death throes

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 4 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of that scene in the mask where he dodges the bullets😂

  • @ryukyle5913
    @ryukyle5913 11 місяців тому +436

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings"
    My all time favorite line right there lol
    I always come back to watch this whenever I get depressed

  • @cdf360
    @cdf360 4 роки тому +6268

    “You guys missed the first part, but this all about Hitler”
    Don’t know why but this line kills me

  • @jeffreygao3956
    @jeffreygao3956 5 років тому +3418

    That soldier who played dead is the grandfather of the substitute teacher. He passed on the 'insubordinate and churlish' catchphrase to his grandson and told him to use it whenever he was desperate.

    • @shacelw5720
      @shacelw5720 5 років тому +17

      Haha

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 років тому +12

      That's brilliant

    • @eccho1
      @eccho1 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @ix9280
      @ix9280 4 роки тому +4

      Holy shit 🤣🤣

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 роки тому +45

      “I’m ya’lls substitute teacher Mr Garvey my great granddaddy fought in WW2 and I taught school in the inner city for 20 years so don’t even think about messing with me” 😂

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 5 років тому +14526

    The Nazi officer is such a fine actor.

    • @rohankolanji8490
      @rohankolanji8490 5 років тому +515

      AlphaCentauri24 ....Ty Burell.

    • @dev100cool
      @dev100cool 5 років тому +904

      He is in modern family

    • @rohankolanji8490
      @rohankolanji8490 5 років тому +302

      Deven Lad ...Phil.

    • @J_Koola
      @J_Koola 5 років тому +159

      Reminds me of Christoph Waltz

    • @__-kb9no
      @__-kb9no 5 років тому +84

      It is I.
      Phil!!!

  • @peterlynchchannel
    @peterlynchchannel Рік тому +417

    "You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler." 😆 Just like a regular online discussion.

  • @andrewtickel6804
    @andrewtickel6804 9 років тому +5546

    "But sir, why are we speaking in English? We are German." "DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"

    • @Arkhamfreak217
      @Arkhamfreak217 9 років тому +125

      "Even I understand that reference."

    • @sinc650
      @sinc650 9 років тому +5

      +Arkhamfreak217 Whats the reference?

    • @Trapashow
      @Trapashow 9 років тому +63

      +sinc650 HISHE How captain america should have ended

    • @christophercrafte
      @christophercrafte 9 років тому +4

      +Jonáš Balga *NINE* oh wait yes.

    • @MCtime5thebeat
      @MCtime5thebeat 8 років тому +8

      +Andrew Tickel or maybe theyre speaking in german and you suddenly understand it

  • @Agent00gaming
    @Agent00gaming 10 років тому +26896

    I almost died laughing when I saw him eating a chocolate bar 😂

    • @shushuyu
      @shushuyu 10 років тому +63

      No, it's suppose to be artificial blood...

    • @ChinsomanFilms1
      @ChinsomanFilms1 10 років тому +307

      ***** No, its supposed to be a chocolate bar

    • @popcorn20995351
      @popcorn20995351 10 років тому +88

      ***** no it was suppose to be a chocolate bar.

    • @shushuyu
      @shushuyu 10 років тому +15

      somebody fails..artificial blood aka fake blood+chocolate smearing his mouth
      comprehend?

    • @Robin-ie8dz
      @Robin-ie8dz 10 років тому +28

      Yo! What you doing here? 😂😂

  • @seacool2193
    @seacool2193 6 років тому +12686

    After 4 years of watching Key and Peele, I just realized that when he says “Insubordinate and churlish,” its a reference to the substitute teacher who kept mispronouncing names

    • @courtlycard6556
      @courtlycard6556 6 років тому +183

      I uh holy shit you are right

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 6 років тому +336

      They say it multiple times throughout a lot of skits 😂

    • @johnkerr9788
      @johnkerr9788 6 років тому +74

      Pree-sent!

    • @White_Tiger789
      @White_Tiger789 6 років тому +68

      The SS officer is probably that teacher's father/grandfather.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 6 років тому +9

      I caught that too

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 Рік тому +38

    Man, Phil really took the “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right” joke to far

    • @pikazzor4186
      @pikazzor4186 Рік тому +1

      Phil's acting has improved a lot after getting shouted at by Manny

    • @ricardoortiz4870
      @ricardoortiz4870 Рік тому

      @@pikazzor4186 Phil? 🤨 Uh, his first name is Agent. -Tony Stark

    • @ricardoortiz4870
      @ricardoortiz4870 Рік тому

      Agent Phil son of Coul

  • @williamtenney2432
    @williamtenney2432 4 роки тому +5464

    Wow, Phil Dunphy sure did take a dark turn after Modern Family

    • @randomshiz8731
      @randomshiz8731 4 роки тому +70

      William Tenney finally someone realized jeeeeee

    • @oyedoyin
      @oyedoyin 4 роки тому +154

      I'm guessing he lost it after he couldn't take his girls to Family camp 😭😭

    • @angeldamermaid
      @angeldamermaid 4 роки тому +7

      Loool

    • @freddogrosso9835
      @freddogrosso9835 4 роки тому +64

      Maybe a distant relative? That's why Phil is so nice, to compensate the Dunphy's shameful past.

    • @CIA-main-hub
      @CIA-main-hub 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

  • @planetary109
    @planetary109 9 років тому +951

    "He did the half-salute, down low very cool."

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 9 років тому +33

      ***** it is like the difference in a high 5 and a hand shake.

    • @summerrose9374
      @summerrose9374 7 років тому

      Plato Smith hahaha

    • @mimi21746
      @mimi21746 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @grayparatrooper
      @grayparatrooper 6 місяців тому

      But did Hitler say heil himself that’s is the question 😂😊

  • @808sirenz9
    @808sirenz9 2 роки тому +2976

    Bruh Kanye took this skit to heart lol

  • @nitinvdn
    @nitinvdn 5 років тому +3194

    So this is what Phil was doing before he became a realtor.

  • @Emily-pv3kg
    @Emily-pv3kg 8 років тому +2342

    "Insubordinate. Churlish." Just like A A Ron.

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois 7 років тому +2636

    Insubordinate... and churlish... YA DONE MESSED UP A-ADOLPH!

  • @spacefan36
    @spacefan36 Рік тому +2192

    As a German...I am very impressed by their German accents.
    And I almost died laughing xD

    • @Mia-Bunny
      @Mia-Bunny Рік тому +42

      You know, saying this gives away you don't know how a german accent sounds

    • @NeoKailthas
      @NeoKailthas Рік тому +27

      ​@@Mia-BunnyI know right. I met a scientist a doctor and an astronaut in UA-cam comments

    • @ClickbaitMotorsports
      @ClickbaitMotorsports Рік тому +5

      This makes no sense...it should be non-Germans that should be impressed. The accent could be better tbh.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому +10

      Come on, this was onbviously stereotypical americanized German hollywood accent...

    • @viola_case
      @viola_case 10 місяців тому +1

      Must have almost died laughing because humor gives too much of a strain on your body

  • @allim.5941
    @allim.5941 6 років тому +1634

    He actually does a convincing dead body.

  • @3kbschannel288
    @3kbschannel288 4 роки тому +1578

    When that German soldier gets interrupted, he gets really pissed. *Royally* pissed.

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 9 років тому +4316

    I want to see the whole movie.

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +239

      Nahodakk Oh so if we want to see a Nazi parody movie we are instantly a fan of nazi's? fuck off.

    • @thelostangel1020
      @thelostangel1020 9 років тому +18

      +Deepak Khasa if this was continued it be cool :3

    • @johndavies9456
      @johndavies9456 9 років тому +20

      yeah I know every skit is like a part of an amazing movie top notch!

    • @weeooo09
      @weeooo09 9 років тому +13

      Nahodakk are you fucking stupid? it'd be a comedy movie

    • @Dogma22Black
      @Dogma22Black 9 років тому

      +Naveen C. Yes but you'll get shat on and every opinion you have will be argued because you supposedly support a guy who committed mass genocide over one particular group of people.

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 7 місяців тому +71

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings" what a sentence...

  • @teche1986
    @teche1986 5 років тому +1183

    The idea that an SS general would say "any who" absolutely kills me

    • @sriracharooster
      @sriracharooster 4 роки тому +29

      The S.S. rank tab indicates he is an S.S. Major well his Shoulder Boards indicate he's a Colonel in the Whermacht (S.S. had their own ranks and would make it so they were one rank above their army counterparts)
      Just a Fun Fact nothing serious

    • @Yatsura2
      @Yatsura2 4 роки тому +3

      @@sriracharooster cool story bro

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 4 роки тому +13

      @@sriracharooster Actually no. The shoulder indicates he is a Obersturmbannfuhrer while the collar patch is that of a Sturmbannfuhrer's

    • @frailewe113
      @frailewe113 4 роки тому

      @@sriracharooster that's actually true

    • @frailewe113
      @frailewe113 4 роки тому

      And the soilder is a obershutze

  • @JustAGigolo1985
    @JustAGigolo1985 3 роки тому +6510

    As a Modern Family fan, this hits differently.

    • @justanotheryordle8752
      @justanotheryordle8752 3 роки тому +111

      I was searching for a comment that says this! Feels the same mate!

    • @exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet
      @exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet 3 роки тому +20

      Is Modern Family a good show? It looked kinda boring just by the pics but a few people have watched so idk if I should give it a try..

    • @JustAGigolo1985
      @JustAGigolo1985 3 роки тому +75

      @@exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet It depends on what kind of humor you like. Personally I thought it was funny at times and all around very enjoyable to watch.

    • @johnormesby4811
      @johnormesby4811 3 роки тому +9

      Yessss I love phil

    • @lucassmith8439
      @lucassmith8439 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @EverlastingEclipses
    @EverlastingEclipses 6 років тому +3095

    Insubordinate & Churlish
    omg i was like Ayeaye ron~

    • @TheAlphaOmega78
      @TheAlphaOmega78 6 років тому +2

      Sungwon Shin hahahahaha!!!😂😂

    • @Ajsirb24
      @Ajsirb24 5 років тому +1

      Who's that?

    • @EthanPrivett
      @EthanPrivett 5 років тому +6

      I was like hell yes I immediately went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @dimitripapadinikolaus
      @dimitripapadinikolaus 5 років тому +1

      Sungwon Shin Prisent

    • @edumacted
      @edumacted 5 років тому +2

      Shadowblade03 tim-o-thee

  • @roblesius1413
    @roblesius1413 Рік тому +62

    "You know I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings?" That line always gets me lol

  • @solomonrivers6686
    @solomonrivers6686 5 років тому +870

    “Of course you were at Nuremberg. Everyone was at Nuremberg.”
    Funniest line I’ve heard in a long time

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs Рік тому +5

      My dad was born in Nuremberg in 1937. He was there.

    • @SatumangoTheGreat
      @SatumangoTheGreat Рік тому

      How did I miss that one... 😂

  • @dannymorgan8074
    @dannymorgan8074 3 роки тому +875

    I love how the US soldier begins to eat chocolate like he's paying attention to the story.

  • @joshuareyes9865
    @joshuareyes9865 8 років тому +2492

    "and cherlish".... that one survivor probably is related to the substitute teacher :D

  • @jaynine454
    @jaynine454 2 роки тому +244

    Ty Burrell is a global icon and a national treasure. Love him!

  • @theawesomefellow7536
    @theawesomefellow7536 8 років тому +4123

    Who else is currently on a Key and Peele marathon?

  • @amrayabaptiste2933
    @amrayabaptiste2933 6 років тому +4599

    Key's death face. Lol. I mean really? 😂😂😂

  • @samnub7912
    @samnub7912 9 років тому +407

    3:58
    That substitute teacher reference though XD

    • @jerricperrycp
      @jerricperrycp 9 років тому +1

      Yes :) xD

    • @slimdawgmillionaire3072
      @slimdawgmillionaire3072 9 років тому

      SamNubVids i thot i was the only one that caught that lol

    • @akmagic621
      @akmagic621 9 років тому +9

      SamNubVids DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE? BECAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR. I'M FORREAL

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 років тому

      SamNubVids what was the refference?

    • @wemartin12
      @wemartin12 9 років тому +4

      Rishi Choudhary "insubordinate and churlish"

  • @jinks908
    @jinks908 6 місяців тому +7

    “Because it’s an undashtatement” had me dying 😂

  • @daddytachanka8076
    @daddytachanka8076 5 років тому +735

    “It’s so funny because it’s an undershtaytment!”

  • @JM-sm8ir
    @JM-sm8ir 3 роки тому +599

    "I'm assuming you have a Better Hitler story?" I needed that laugh!

  • @Kavira111
    @Kavira111 8 років тому +1456

    Only a fellow American, would eat a chocolate ration while pretending to be dead in front of the enemy. Slow clap man, I salute you. :D

    • @TheTraffic247
      @TheTraffic247 6 років тому +8

      Lol yup, we just can't control our urges.

    • @jacobferguson8084
      @jacobferguson8084 6 років тому +9

      Leah Bivens I’m surprised he didn’t pull out a burger while he was at it

    • @taichikamiya4883
      @taichikamiya4883 6 років тому +2

      I wondered what happened after this? Did the German “dead” unit allied with America or did both of key and peele fight to death

  • @russiangirl569
    @russiangirl569 2 роки тому +88

    Always cracks me up, I love how they keep their mouths open xD

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 5 місяців тому

      You look 32.85% more dead with your mouth open

  • @chazhinkley6602
    @chazhinkley6602 8 років тому +3020

    Wow this vid has really blown up, I remember when it had nein views.

  • @DITOXXIV
    @DITOXXIV 6 років тому +781

    I think Peele’s accent is the most hilarious thing in this skit 😂🤣😂

    • @rysmith9433
      @rysmith9433 6 років тому +2

      Nice Field Trip Bro

    • @thepoet9253
      @thepoet9253 6 років тому +10

      He's really good at German Accents

    • @Sam-oi1bb
      @Sam-oi1bb 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha was looking for this comment. So bad it was good

    • @Mav0585
      @Mav0585 5 років тому +4

      “Proceed”

  • @garyjaycat
    @garyjaycat 8 років тому +1409

    I never thought I'd see Phil Dunphy as a Nazi

  • @sheFEISTY.43110
    @sheFEISTY.43110 2 роки тому +25

    The way he said, 'promotion!' 0:53

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 11 місяців тому +6

      I can hear Phil Dunphy coming out

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 5 місяців тому +1

      @@katec2886my glorious king Phil Dunphy

  • @cesarspain10
    @cesarspain10 8 років тому +499

    Oh Phil... Now I know your past...

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 років тому +4

      love this actor.... and its kinda funny-ironic that the white actor recently found out his ancestry is part Black on the finding your roots show on PBS......

    • @GeminiFate
      @GeminiFate 8 років тому

      +slmeucalesa1 The finding what now on what?

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 років тому

      Ty Burrel - (the Actor playing the Nazi) found out that he's part African-American on the PBS Show "Finding Your Roots"

    • @GeminiFate
      @GeminiFate 8 років тому +6

      slmeucalesa1 oh that's his name. Thanks, I forgot. I'll just think Ty Purell, like hand sanitizer

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 років тому +5

      lol

  • @tjohnson2789
    @tjohnson2789 5 років тому +459

    The ending finished me off when he winked back at the American lolol.

    • @reggea4ever
      @reggea4ever 4 роки тому +4

      And his reaction after he winks🤣🤣

  • @leix1763
    @leix1763 4 роки тому +617

    This is probably one of Manny's films! Glad that Phil finally got a long script. Lol

  • @muralidharan6755
    @muralidharan6755 2 роки тому +15

    Hey Mueller 😂😂😂😂😂😂. And @ 2:22 the opening of chocolate wrapper sound and eating the choclate 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @magikal9266
    @magikal9266 5 років тому +159

    ”You guys missed the first part but this is all about Hitler”
    Always gets me

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 4 роки тому +1927

    Did anyone else get that “insubordinate and churlish” reference

  • @Epilocity21
    @Epilocity21 8 років тому +266

    "I'll never get used to those final death throws."

    • @bernardliu8526
      @bernardliu8526 6 років тому +4

      Bleach
      Death throes ???

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 6 років тому

      Accidentally missed the 'e' key?

  • @猫舞
    @猫舞 Рік тому +35

    話してる内容はあまり分からなかったけどチョコレート食べてたり、生死の確認の時に避けてるのとかで笑いが止まらなかった😂
    最高のコメディだよ

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 4 роки тому +144

    I almost spit my drink when Key "dodges" his stabbings hahaha "I'll never get used to those final death throes.."

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 9 років тому +2025

    Insubordinate... and churlish.

    • @CsStrez
      @CsStrez 9 років тому +47

      +ghoawaynetcabo Substitute Teacher

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 9 років тому +11

      Playin' COD w/ Assad My favourite part of that sketch :D
      probably followed by the Belahkee part

    • @juanlemus3526
      @juanlemus3526 9 років тому +13

      +ghoawaynetcabo YOU DONE MEST UP A A RON!

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 8 років тому +22

      juan Lemus "Denise?" right! "Denise?" correct! "Denise?" SAY IT RIGHT! "...Dee-Nice?" That's better!!

    • @Yuefei2
      @Yuefei2 8 років тому +1

      +ghoawaynetcabo i don't get it

  • @ChickRocker829
    @ChickRocker829 10 років тому +587

    Lol "insubordinate, chirlish" substitute teacher

    • @oglaylow1969
      @oglaylow1969 10 років тому +7

      I noticed that lol

    • @vincentleclercable
      @vincentleclercable 10 років тому +3

      good catch

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 10 років тому +12

      Churlish* but yeah, I noticed it too. As soon as he said it I was like, ohhhhhhhhhh

    • @TheRealMEEDABEE
      @TheRealMEEDABEE 10 років тому +17

      Kamikaze Gorilla
      Churlish*, you idiotic racist.

    • @leonineaugust
      @leonineaugust 10 років тому +6

      Kamikaze Gorilla Dumbass

  • @Blokey_Ghost
    @Blokey_Ghost Місяць тому +6

    1:46 “I’m assuming you got a better Hitler storgyy”😭😭

    • @Eden_M
      @Eden_M Місяць тому +1

      So maybe don't interrgup.

  • @its_nhoj
    @its_nhoj 8 років тому +422

    3:57 "Insubordinate and churlish"
    Substitute teacher anyone??

  • @TheTomtah
    @TheTomtah 9 років тому +776

    The guy playing the white nazi is a great fkin actor.

    • @karlt.8911
      @karlt.8911 9 років тому +97

      ***** But that was also intentional....

    • @IssaHoax
      @IssaHoax 9 років тому +51

      He is off modern family

    • @SeattleMashUps
      @SeattleMashUps 9 років тому +4

      TheTomtah He's from Dawn of the Dead.

    • @ultraroadmap
      @ultraroadmap 9 років тому +44

      ***** He is exaggerating the german accent for comedy ....I would bet money that he can produce a great german accent in a serious role. As far as speaking the language itself ....I have a feeling he would be a natural if he wanted to learn....just a feeling.

    • @UnstopbleGaming
      @UnstopbleGaming 9 років тому

      hes actually half german himself

  • @jdevans2640
    @jdevans2640 9 років тому +190

    "insubordinate and churlish," so the US soldier that heard the Nazi say that phrase must have been the Substitute Teacher's grandfather or father or something lol, and he just passed it along to his son/gransdon (The Substitute Teacher)

    • @Tazdingo01
      @Tazdingo01 9 років тому +18

      Jd Evans Makes perfect sense.

    • @HanzoSword01
      @HanzoSword01 9 років тому +1

      +Jd Evans Nope. churlish is a real word.
      churl·ish
      ˈCHərliSH/adjective
      adjective: churlish
      rude in a mean-spirited and surly way."it seems churlish to complain"
      synonym:
      rude, ill-mannered, ill-bred, discourteous, impolite, unmannerly, uncivil, unchivalrous;

    • @Dogma22Black
      @Dogma22Black 9 років тому +4

      +HanzoSword01 You missed the reference completely, he never said that Churlish wasn't a real word, if you watch Substitute Teacher, then you'll hear the teacher say the same phrase, and who plays the teacher? The same actor as the Soldier.

  • @ElaborateTiger
    @ElaborateTiger 2 роки тому +215

    Jordan Peele's Kanye impression here is spot on lol

  • @kaustubhtanksale6248
    @kaustubhtanksale6248 4 роки тому +754

    The German accent is so weirdly satisfying to hear.

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 роки тому +22

      Not so much around the 1930s...

    • @YourXellency
      @YourXellency 3 роки тому +36

      @@hitchslap8254 How rude of you to interrupt the story about the German accent... Proceed ^_^

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 роки тому +14

      @@YourXellency "ze stury haz a build."

    • @hillarysemails1615
      @hillarysemails1615 3 роки тому +14

      German truly is a beautiful language.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG 2 роки тому +6

      @@hitchslap8254 "you're not interested in a story about our fuhrer?"

  • @neggsta10
    @neggsta10 5 років тому +282

    “Do you speak during the cinema? The story has a build!” 😂😭😭😭

    • @JRAAZ
      @JRAAZ 4 роки тому

      Nicole mary mee

    • @neggsta10
      @neggsta10 3 роки тому +2

      @@JRAAZ lol where my ring at

    • @theatomictitan0a588
      @theatomictitan0a588 3 роки тому +1

      What the heck is that comment section?

  • @JP-km1zj
    @JP-km1zj 4 роки тому +91

    Did Phil Dumphy ever tell His family that he was a Gestapo officer 30 years before any of them were born? Jay would be proud.... but disturbed at the same time.

    • @jaitazel
      @jaitazel 3 роки тому +8

      Jay would not be proud 💀💀💀

  • @sheep3866
    @sheep3866 2 роки тому +3

    They just assumed he died from their gunshots with no discernable bullets wounds.

  • @mikeydimes8300
    @mikeydimes8300 3 роки тому +195

    “Do you speak during the Cinema? The story has a build! But if you keep interrupting you ruin the momentum.” I quote this all the time lol. Such a good skit

  • @mercsan117
    @mercsan117 10 років тому +62

    "insubordinate and chirlish." Damn man, the play on their own skits is Comedy fucking gold. I didn't expect that shit. My sides have reached pluto's moons.

    • @Adimas0
      @Adimas0 10 років тому +2

      I love how they recycle their own jokes from previous skits it's genius

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 10 років тому +1

      omgseriouslydude "Insubordinate and churlish" isn't a joke, though. It's a reference to a past, very popular, skit.

    • @Adimas0
      @Adimas0 10 років тому

      Samuel Thompson i know its from the substitute teacher skit, they recycled it.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 10 років тому +4

      omgseriouslydude It's not recycled, though.
      It's simply a reference.

  • @_HumblyKey
    @_HumblyKey 8 років тому +67

    I love how he used the substitute teacher line "insubordinate and churlish"

  • @MP-ny3ep
    @MP-ny3ep Рік тому +36

    Ahh man , Ty Burrell is such a gem 😂😂

    • @ricardoortiz4960
      @ricardoortiz4960 Рік тому

      He deserves to come back to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 6 років тому +107

    >Expecting him to reach for his buddy's 1911
    >Actually reaches for a chocolate bar from a D-ration
    Genius.

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 років тому +3

      I dont recall seing an 1911

  • @cortezdia6035
    @cortezdia6035 4 роки тому +212

    "Guess who I saw at the market the other day!" "Who?" "Oh I don't know Adolf Hitler" "I love Hitlah!" "Who doesn't?" 😂😂

  • @TheIndieGamesNL
    @TheIndieGamesNL 8 років тому +359

    ''do you speak during the cinema''
    yes. yes he does

  • @onedayiwillbegone2366
    @onedayiwillbegone2366 7 місяців тому +2

    2:22 You can even hear Key opening the chocolate wrapper
    2:25 Then the crunch from the chocolate bar
    LOL

  • @jrthegoat7841
    @jrthegoat7841 5 років тому +174

    He slapped the shit out that fly 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HitTheRoadJack123
      @HitTheRoadJack123 5 років тому

      Probably a nazi fly too

    • @shadowspector3611
      @shadowspector3611 4 роки тому +8

      I did Nazi that coming.

    • @staniranjan8385
      @staniranjan8385 4 роки тому +2

      @@shadowspector3611 underrated, 😂

    • @PJ-po7fu
      @PJ-po7fu 3 роки тому

      @@shadowspector3611 definitely underated

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому

      That fly was hit so hard he flew through time to sit on Mike Pence's head during the debate last year. 🤣😂🤣🛸

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 10 років тому +75

    "Insubordinate. And churldish."
    XD I DIED! I can't stop the tears

    • @LilDP
      @LilDP 10 років тому +10

      *churlish

  • @7Kingsmen
    @7Kingsmen 3 роки тому +193

    That wink at the end 😉 Legendary! This sketch is 10/10!

    • @jaybling6687
      @jaybling6687 Рік тому +4

      He's like "Welp, I guess you and I are friends now." lol

  • @_boracic_atreus_23
    @_boracic_atreus_23 Рік тому +3

    “Insubordinate. And churlish”….that’s a reference to Mr.Garvey!!!! 😂😂😂😂YOU DONE MESSED UP AA-RON!!! 😂😂

  • @happyperson1513
    @happyperson1513 3 роки тому +68

    "Ah, I'll never get used to those final death throes" 😂

  • @isaiah1of187
    @isaiah1of187 8 років тому +550

    Insubordinate and churlish from the substitute teacher skit

  • @MoonspotsLY
    @MoonspotsLY 8 років тому +1135

    is that Phil from Modern Family

    • @lisse0099
      @lisse0099 8 років тому +34

      Yes it is

    • @nicolettevlogs3382
      @nicolettevlogs3382 8 років тому +6

      thats what i was gonna say :P

    • @williamquillin5299
      @williamquillin5299 8 років тому +9

      Yes. He is in all the clips with nazis

    • @hollywoodcaesar4177
      @hollywoodcaesar4177 8 років тому +2

      I noticed before I even tapped on the clip

    • @denziiey
      @denziiey 8 років тому +2

      I knew the fucker was familiar....thanks for clearing that up

  • @Raven.flight
    @Raven.flight Місяць тому +2

    That US soldier survived the war.
    We can tell, because he went on to have a grandson who became a teacher. His name is Mr Garvey. He taught in the inner city.

  • @MunaAzuki
    @MunaAzuki 10 років тому +2315

    I did Nazi that coming

  • @AkmalData
    @AkmalData 8 років тому +627

    If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this entire class is gonna feel ma wrath. Now Dee-nice.

    •  8 років тому +5

      -Substitute Teacher

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 7 років тому +1

      A.A. ron!

    • @familyispowerful574
      @familyispowerful574 7 років тому +1

      ....uh....shit head?
      IT'S SHITHEAD PRONOUNCED SHI-THEED

    • @MrRyste85
      @MrRyste85 6 років тому

      preee zent

  • @GarvinButterfield
    @GarvinButterfield 4 роки тому +94

    His whole story leads up to him interrupting Hitler "If you're going to buy bread tou might as well get-"
    "Cheese"

  • @Commanders2025
    @Commanders2025 2 роки тому +3

    The bit chocolate bar! 🗣️😂🤣😭😭😭😭💀 2:29

  • @AznPr1des
    @AznPr1des 8 років тому +243

    3:59 "insubordinate, and churlish"
    MR. GARVEY IS THAT YOU

  • @lokanandk
    @lokanandk 4 роки тому +647

    I was eating a chocolate pretending to be a dead man and then I befriended an enemy soldier. Now we do sketches together.
    Consequences.

  • @tmoon9297
    @tmoon9297 4 роки тому +68

    Moral of the story: Never kill ze momentum when you hear a Hitler story.

  • @SlickDiecast
    @SlickDiecast 2 роки тому +16

    This is one of my favorite skits of all time!

  • @SirFluffyBeans
    @SirFluffyBeans 6 років тому +348

    He eats the chocolate bar lmao!!

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 6 років тому +1

      Good story lol

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 5 років тому +25

      He's like "If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die knowing that I ate chocolate just a few seconds ago".

    • @lippesterlippester400
      @lippesterlippester400 5 років тому +2

      What time stamp

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 5 років тому +5

      Slamming the fly got me totally ☠😂☠

    • @zachcooper2759
      @zachcooper2759 4 роки тому

      Lippester Lippester 2:29 lol if you haven’t found it yet

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 2 роки тому +143

    its funny how his supposed to act dead as his life depends on it, but he is willing to risk it all because he wouldn't stand the sun ,or a fly on his face

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 роки тому +442

    Herr Müller: “These Americans prove to be no obstacle at all.”
    Americans: *Are somehow in Western Europe.*

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 роки тому +5

      Probably transferred from the eastern front

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 4 роки тому +22

      Herr Müller: “These Russians prove to be no obstacle at all.”
      Russians: *URRRAAAAAA!!!*

    • @zenfrodo
      @zenfrodo 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, funny how those world war II invasions worked, huh?

    • @skotadi4038
      @skotadi4038 4 роки тому +1

      Probably too Busy Fighting the Eastern Front

    • @AltRightMustDie
      @AltRightMustDie 4 роки тому +5

      Well, he's not lying. The Nazi influence is well known in america. So, who really won???

  • @hyper_blake465
    @hyper_blake465 Рік тому +4

    That “insabornate and cherlish” at the end🤣🤣

  • @hienphong4506
    @hienphong4506 3 роки тому +47

    “So I walked up to Hitler cAsUaLly”
    I felt that