Key & Peele - Das Negros
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2012
- A Nazi colonel (Ty Burrell) searching for negros meets Heinrich Leroyheimer and Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi.
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well I guess ill be that guy.... that shorter black man has big ole lips. i guess I didn't notice untill he was in white face. the tall guy legit looks white. let the liberal screeching begin.
Comedy Central lol the first guy to talk sounds like the dog from some movie I think it was Peabody and Sherman I think
Remember when people had a shit storm when someone did black face as a joke? Some even lost their jobs for even talking about it. What a double standard. Hilarious skit though. 😂
*demonatization*
"Negroes? Ew!" - Emmy winner Jordan Peele
Oscar winner
It's actually "Heinrich Leeroyheimer"
Cancel culture needs to get thus man smh
I FUCKING DIED AT THAT PART
The When he said “hell no” like a typical black dude 😂
These three white actors are awesome. Key and Peele did good job on the casting.
Dude what are you stupid? It's clear they are both black. They played with the cat toy.
Andusz r/wooosh
@Blahrose r/Woooosh
I said the fisrt woooosh why do i have less likes 🙂💔
@@tristanhvh6488 r/woosh
@@playaab4826 you are right, I should have made a joke about that...
"It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode." just caught me off guard and how serious he said it 💀
I died 😂💀💯
I think it’s the funniest part 😂 so random
They also measured human heads, naziscience.
I can confirm that beans do explode against people like me.
I came here for this! I was like….wait did I hear that correctly? Beans? Lol
Phil Dunphy’s great grandfather was something crazy
😆
Suddenly phil has a scary feeling to him 😅
"Don't ask me about my business, Claire"
@@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman 😆
Was looking for this comment XD
As a German. I got to say he really nailed the uniform. It’s just like my grandpa’s.
Wait a minute
Hahahahahahah! Wait... Whattt???
Yo sus
Lol
hol up...
My man hired white actors thinking we wouldn't notice
69 likes nice
169 likes nice
@@derp8184 nice
thats Phil my realtor
jeez someone is gonna get wooshed by someone who thinks reddit is cool
Ty Burrell absolutely nails 100% of this, from the accent to the subtleties of acting he’s hilarious!
I would love to see Christoph Waltz and Ty Burrell in a WWll movie together portraying schnitzel nazis they are both outstanding
I was thinking watching this; only way it could be better is with Christoph waltz! He’s small but does such a great job with the joking/scare tactic
I feel like the skit would have been better if they hired two black guys instead of 2 white guys
yh it really ruined the joke for me
@Gucci Fish r/whoosh
@@TheCanuck-ye4xm no duh it’s called a joke
Ffs
@@TheCanuck-ye4xm , you have to double woosh them
"And that, son, is why we are a black family named Schnitzelnazi"
Haha great 🤣
if this type of comedy is permitted, no-one should have a problem with blackface. No-one who isn't racist, that is.
@@connorapurcell That seems fair to me. However, I think there are a lot of reasonable people who dislike blackface, due to the TON of anti-black propoganda that used to be spread while people would do it. I mean it may be fine now but the history is quite horrible. I see what ur saying tho, I'm fairly neutral on that topic.
@@dr.danburritoman1293 they can dislike it all they want, but calling for people to be fired, 'cancelled', shunned, etc. for blackface is absurd, especially when whiteface is permitted and considered amusing.
@@connorapurcell Well, some people are offended by whiteface too but I guess taht makes sense.
Baronhelmut Schnitzlenazi sounds like a man who fears nothing.
Baron Helmut* baron is a title.
*11 years ago...this feels like it just came out*
"It's like when we throw zee beans at zee homosexuals."
"To see if zey explode."
Well that part is true.
wait what it is?
@Caleb Cohan Exactly! You say zee comment, but leave out zee reazons!
@Caleb Cohan the exploding beans is so outrageous it’s funny to pretend it’s true.
This is the opening to Inglourious Basterds on acid
Lasse Bastholm 😂😂😂
Duuuuuuude I was just thinking that!! Lmaoooo, I just watched Inglorious Basterds like a week ago and I just saw that
“The negro hunter” lmfao
@@jaredmorgan6209 haha good one
NOT so much acid as weak mushrooms in orange juice.
I'm a first-generation german jew and I never thought I'd find this kind of gag routine funny, but here we are. key and peele are hilarious and Ty Burrell is surprisingly agile at his role, especially considering how he's usually type-cast as the wholesome 'family man'.
Never seen any of his earlier roles huh?
How are first generation when they exited for a lot of generations in Germany
W PFP
You're not a german. Just a jew
Gill Thorpe’s continued success really drove Phil to a very dark place
what would have been funnier is if they opened the floorboards and two black dudes came out and said "is he gone"
Or two white dudes with black face
Nah, the cat toy bit is funnier because it subverts expectations. Leave the writing to the professionals.
that exactly what everyone expected to happen
SpencerLee97 dude the cat toy bit was seen a mile away, two black dudes coming out and ALSO thinking key and peele are Germans woulda been way funnier
@@SpencerLee97 No that was actually pretty lame
I'm going to tell my children that this is a tarantino movie
I was thinking of Inglorious Basterds when I watched this lol
Not enough feet
@@morris2408 facts
You would
I think Tarantino would correctly name it "Die Negros" .
"Das Negros" triggers my inner grammar Nazi.
One of K&P's best. The more you watch it, the funnier it gets!
"I don't recall her being fat. But who looks like they did in college anyway?"
"Not me"
Five years of college and I still have no idea what this line meant
People get fatter when they get older
This is a superior joke
there's no punchline it's a reference to how people just go oh right who looks like they did back then anyway
I guess people are in their primes in college? Idk either.
focus on the second part of the joke. he’s basically saying nobody looks the same way now compared to how they looked in college
As a german I can confirm that Schnitzelnazi is indeed a very common german surname
It’s a tough last name to get dates with in 2023 … but in 1942 it was a 6 layers of wool dropper
@@iamskippy ye its really tough with all the vegetarians and vegans these days
Our German neighbours has the same surname by the way
@@iamskippy I doubt it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Thank you gentlemen"
"AINT NO THANG"
best one
koreaa
김범우 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
lol
Am about to write that too hahahahahha perfect hhahaha
Ty Burrell is amazing as always!!! I wish he had a role like this in a future movie where he is both funny and a bit scary.
This is hands down their creepiest sketch. But also one of their best.
Haven’t been keeping up with Modern Family. Things took a dark turn
This is newly colorized evidence of the identity of Phil's grandfather, Filip Dunphelheimer, a famed nazi magician.
Yeah..., In season 8 Phil quit his real estate and became a White Supremacist.
😀
LFAO
😂😂
“My name is Barenhelmuth Schnitzelnazi!”
*Ah yes, a man of culture.*
As a german i laughed my ass off!!
didn't he say "schnitzelnuts"?
@@svenefouuuuu5352 same here - that got me
@@andreas_kuenster 😂😂👌
"Baron Helmut" like "count" or "Lord" 😁
They can't resist the beats 😆🤣😆
Love how he confused their love for music with the food 😂
All brilliance and depth of the plot in this sketch aside, I want to also give credit, after returning to visit this sketch years later, this is shot and scored SO cinematically well. If the comedy was eliminated, this could be a perfect shot by shot moment of tension in a serious war movie. I love this actor they chose for the villain, its always a great sketch when someone in the casting is cast with VERY sincere dramatic acting, and the other casts act as the goofy/meta aware character who's aware of just how absurd the story actually is.
A racist joke within a joke about racists. Perfection.
That's how you drive the racists and the single minded people away.
@@emrahalien2972 by being racist? When you bitch about blackface you shouldn't do whiteface as the real racist will call you racist and will keep doing racist stuff.
@Ghost_ Slaayer no id be fine with someone doing blackface for a joke of mocking the individuals that do it seriously you know a reason to do it. also, I have no clue how you read there comment either you read it and thought it was something you thought about, or either somehow you knew what they meant. my whole point was making jokes of everything and making fun of racists inside of it gives the ability to drive them away while making a joke and making fun of there opinions ideals and ideas, some idiot who didn't realize I never said one side is fine and one is not and just replied cause he didn't read what i wrote is not exactly a good candidate for you to agree to even if it was the same opinion kinda just makes that opinion look less real, the only reason I think this is better then someone doing blackface is because they made fun of racists inside it too witch completely makes people realize its a joke. and also has a reason. but if some idiot does blackface and does not have a reason for it and the joke is purely that he's wearing blackface and no real punchline or why he would be, then it just kinda seems like a excuse to be a racist asshole.
@@emrahalien2972 acutaly all the jokes with blackface in are getting taken down
@@Sornago cool...dude i didn't say it wasn't real. the real thing you should question is if it had a reason to have blackface other then racist stereotypes.
Props to him for not seeing race.
Thank you Jim.
@@chasechute1491 Glad someone got the reference lol
@@billcipher147 I don't get it:(
Canazi race
@@billcipher147 you're not Jim! Jim's not white. Wait....
Ty is by far my top 3 favorite actors. Goat
Amazing stuff
Surprised he didn't do the bean test on two dudes living together
😂😂😂
What is the bean test
@@haterdesaint rewatch the video and you’ll see lol
Missed opportunity 😄
@Ramadan Steve that's what it means to be gay
But why doesn't he react to two men apparently living together? He didn't throw a can of beans at them even once!
Because they both escaped a prison together
@@benschwartz7588 if he knew that they would be in prison
Per Borgman you know what they say about some nazis ;)
Its not a whole can you idiot
Per Borgman shouldve threw kfc
they are so incredible... i adore these two actors !!
Thank you for your work, laughter always shows that hatred has no power here
*Heinrich Leroy Heimer and Baron Helmut Snitzel-nazi*
Solid names my dudes
unicorn sprinkles *Baron Helmut SchnitzelNazi
@@FGCounter1 as a german I had to laugh very hard :)
Zhuang Tao I was about to comment this haha
Ich ges erstmal ein snitchel essen
I thought he was going to say Zemo
The Nazi officer visited a lot of houses, leaving his gloves, a plate of beet, and cat toy at every house he visited.
My OCD feels acknowledged.
but.. wasnt this the last house?
So, hes like a shitty santa?
When people live that on your house it means that they site on sandwatch in the dark
qwerty683100 his pockets must be like the inside of the tardis..... how much does he have in his pockets to be leaving that stuff in every house he searches.... 😆
Schnitzelnazi 😂😂
Plot twist the German commander was also a black guy in whiteface
Cannon nose he’s making sure the other black people are aware of their own weaknesses for protection.
True, because there's no such thing as colonel of the SS!
@@tarapita True, but there was Standartenführer, although this Nazi appears to be Obersturmbannführer, which equates to Lieutenant colonel, and he appears to have been awarded the Ritterkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes mit Eichenlaub (Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves), but for some reason still displays his Kriegsorden des Deutschen Kreuzes (German Cross), I'm not sure that is correct, and the band on his Knight's Cross looks strange, the red stripe is too thin, and it should be worn under the collar. And someone could probably reprimand him for wearing his belt like that as well. But considering how hilarious these guys are, I'll let it slide...;-)
Well, the actor who plays the Commander part is actually of African descent...his great great grandmother was the daughter of a slave and her "owner". It is an incredibly moving story...you can watch it on Finding Your Roots on PBS.
Come up with something clever next time, asshole.
Phil Dunphy really took “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right” to heart
Well, the actor, Ty Burell, does have black ancestry!
@@sjccopyeditor885 you didn't watched modern family, don't you?
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 one of the most underrated scenes of the show
modern family deep cut
One of my favourite K&P sketches
Those three white dudes are incredible, Key and Peele nailed it on the casting
Nice steal
Are we going to ignore the fact that he pulled a plate of beets out of thin air
The darkside of racism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Have you forgotten that Phil is magician
Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well
@@sadstormtrooper Is it possible to learn this power?
Are you all dumb, that’s an inherent German trait
1:27 he just offered them a seat in their own home...what a power move
*Hans landa ???*
👀👀👀
Yo! For real. I was gonna comment this myself, but I was curious if anyone else noticed. I wanna try this one day, if I get the opportunity.
@@Hellheart get a position where others wellbeing is in your hand, and when they messed up on their job, visit their house, thats how you get into situation like this
A power move❓ …. 🤔
Oh, like when you see Vanna White at the gym lifting weights 💪🏻 and your black friend says:
🙎🏽♂️🗯️ I’m so tempted to shout “Now that’s some W ____ P _____ even I could get behind.“
But you have to remind him that’s not Vanna White and you’re both high and sitting inside of a Taco Bell.
skillfully done. I'm not sure if they could do this now.
Wow. I’ve only watched Ty Burrell in modern family. Him playing this role was incredible. Totally believable. The underlying music added to the whole scene as well. Key and peele excellent too. Excellent scene.
“It’s like when we throw beans against homosexuals and the beans explode”
😀😂😂😂
Was that a actual test? Lol
The sexual innuendos
I don't understand the joke, someone elaborate for thee
@@gummieboy16 grenades looks like beans, but bigger.
“It is very scientifical, like when we throw the beans against a homosexual to see if they explode.”
"It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode" 😂
@@lamosos are you actually fucking mad
@@lamosos damn 😹😹
“Zis is very scientific, like ven ve srow ze beans at ze homosexuals to see if ze homosexuals explode.”
Ray Rex I don’t understand how that would test a homosexual. Can someone explain?
Greatest skit of all time
Phil’s life took a dark turn when Clair left him 💀
I just adore the fact that they only painted their faces, while their arms are clear as day lol
What are you trying to say? They are very obviously white dudes.
@@najmussaqib7055 yeah you know, your right. I stand corrected
Works in the coal mines
You mean clear as night
Arms? The sides of their heads 😁😁
"Negros? Ew." That delivery really cracked me up 😂
And Peele's " .....Yeah..uh.. " at 1:57 always gets me
Meanwhile in our country (Malaysia) , someone act like kim kardashian said "Samsung? “Eww”… What are you talking about? iPhone of course." aka Ariana Grande Twins :V
Mush Zuu I’m so confused about your comment
Vauth did they not teach you these scientific experiments at science school?
DREAM SOFT that joke was offensive wtf
Wow this series should make a movie.. 😂😂 really loved it.. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤... and the guy in German uniform really looked handsome in it... i really felt like he is German.... and their acting ufff.... so great.. really talented 👏😻😻❤❤❤❤❤❤.. keep it up... love ya 🤟😘
This is actually brilliant
me: "Mom, I want Inglourious bastards"
mom: "We have Inglourious bastards at home"
Inglourious bastards at home:
Ill take it
Not bad
thanks mom!
underrated
Mom is the best
Kid: mom can we buy the inglorious basterds movie?
Mom: we have inglorious basterds movie at home
Inglorious basterds movie at home:
i would be happy to have this too haha
Yeah i would love to see series of these😂 inglorious bastards sucks
@@trickytreyperfected1482 if somebody called my favourite movie shit I would ask why I would not act super sassy
@@trickytreyperfected1482 it subjectively sucks for him then.
@@levisanchez1582 lmao, you literally have a fucking kaiser whats his face pfp, of course you find it shit
That's some top notch set decoration for a sketch.
These two gentlemen are the reason why I start learning English.
“Das Negro head only comes in the half sizes.”
Lmmfao
That's one of the more interesting things about the negro
Hmm, everything seems in order
I don't wear hats but I just got that lol
That's true with my cousins though
I don't get it
He pulled that plate of beets outta nowhere.
John Kylander Obviously since he’s while, he can’t drop the beet, so whenever he lets go of the beet it just kinda floats in his general vicinity.
He has Minecraft inventory
NOBODY expects the -Spanish Inquisition- Schutzstaffel beets!
Beets by tray = beats by Dre. It's a pun. Also, black people love the beats in their rap song
Well, Phil's a magician.
I watched this so many times and yet still so entertaining
Same here🤭 very great acting
Colonel Hans Landa is one of the best villains I have seen in fiction, the one you love to hate. Ty Burrel made a great Hans Muller.
The Schnitzelnazi's are a wonderful family
I am indeed related to the Dusseldorf Schnitelnazi...
lol rightttttt
@@pedrongalaxi7774 yea cousin how's your mom Frieda
*Wunderbaum
Was für eine VERUNGLIMPFUNG DES DEUTSCHEN VATERLANDES
Ty Burrell is really an incredible actor. The way he is able to alternate between light-hearted and scary took the sketch to another level 👀
Phil Dunphy
If you see the whole time "Phil Dunphy" in him, you cant be scared. :D
Ty Burrell can be scary...would be great as Ted Bundy
Bro he was just 100% copying Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds
I found myself clinching my posterior at times.
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
*"Ve vill be asking zhe kweustions!"*
"Could I interest you two in some delicious BIETZ?" The way he says it was so hilarious!😂
*high fives the officer*
"Oh, that's new!"
Best joke in the skit
*Oh-*
Jiggle-de-Diggle-di
Can I interest you in...... Ze BEETS?!
Gutenberg lol
he Heil-Fives him
''Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi''
raianf that's so hilarious
Lmaoooo
Schnitzel is German/Swiss food. It’s basically chicken. I can’t remember exactly too much about it but it’s very good
Grandpa schnitzel is austrian and mainly refers to veal or pork beat til its Bout 0,5-1-cm thick, then breaded and fried.
Turkey is also commonly used, where his misinterpretation might come from. But yeah, the real Schnitzel comes from Austria and is made out of veal.
That actually got me in my shivers
I’m surprised that no one in the comments pointed out that their German names are the same as a pair of Captain America villains.
That was a great skit, but I am kinda mad that key & Peele weren't there. It's nice to see new faces on the show though.
@El LoL What a clown 🤡
@@rednad839 What a clown
@@rednad839 didn’t understand the joke?
I totally missed that.
@@rayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a clown
The title says "Key and Peele" but Key and Peele are nowhere to be seen in this sketch. At first I got disappointed, but as the sketch got going I was amused and highly entertained...
Yea I didn't either. Whose that white dudes? They look funny
Those actors are Key and Peel. SMH Idiots!
10,000 comments later: r/woooosh
@@RF.243 r/woosh
@@RF.243 ^ ha! It's the 1st of the 10,000 comments! checkmate
UnknownFlickZ OMG He SaId ThE fUnNy ReDdIt
My favorite scene with John Smith.
One of their best skits of all time.
"and I, am Baron Helmut......................Schnitzelnazi"
I've watched this a dozen times and that pause never ceases to have me in tears.
If you find this funny, may I suggest that you search the Tube for the name Schnitzelnazi? They kinda stole the joke here and didn't pay homage to the original.
@@fabiansuckfull9446 who?
Its beautiful, the name always have me in tears too
@@fabiansuckfull9446 That RPG story is from 2 years ago, this was uploaded on UA-cam 8 years ago, and in the story it says, about his name and need to white-face, "if you get the reference I respect you". So character in the rpg story is named after this sketch, not the other way around
@@fabiansuckfull9446 L
Who thought he was gonna wave fried chicken in their face lmao
😂😂
@@komal146 who wouldn't be able to resist chicken
That's some racist shit right there. Delicious though.
Guilty
Or Watermelon?
I've never noticed that Phil was in this before. Just makes it better.
His first name is Agent. -Tony Stark
I have always loved the line of "Like when we throw the beans against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode"
and his brief moment of sitting there on the couch processing that until he goes into "yeaaah" and asks about what kind of tests.
It makes me think Ty threw that in there as a adlib. It made me an my gay friends throw beans at each other for a while haha.
*JIGGILY JIGGILY*
"No.. Well thats embarrassing.."
IM DEAD 😂😂
I was waiting on someone to quote this lol
Operator Xavier lol
Jiggledie diggledie*
He said “nothing”
I love how the german just pulls out a plate of beets out of nowhere
im not questioning where that was....
KRAUT SPACE MAGIC!
German engineering is truly the best in the world
😂😂😂😂
Doesn't every German walk around with a plate of beets just in case?
2:30 the way he say "Everything seems in order" was relaxing
Oh man, I was actually terrified for them.
"guten tag"
"gutemberg"
😂😂
Gutenberg* it's the name of the guy who invented the printing press
TheMAXIFOD yes
Yes, Steve Guttenberg.
Officer Carey Mahoney.
He was a legend.
Guttenberg!
Edge Of Light up
they throws the beans against the homozexuals
It’s strange to see Phil as part of the SS
Maybe Phil Dunphy's grandad? 😂
I met him in Person once, funny dude.
Ikr!😂
not really. he plays a pretty good nazi lol
Absolutely nailed the accent!
"OH, GUTENBERG" Had me😭😭
Truly brilliant❤
But for real Ty Burrell's accent and acting was on point.
I mean he just imitated Christoph Waltz
His acting is always on point
No the accent is horrible
The accent is really Bad...but I think that kinda makes it better lol
@Caleb Kent Modern Family, one of Hulks movies, hes the kind of guy you see but never know his name cause he aint that mainstream, but hes very good at his roles, really "underrated", since the guy is known a bit
“Schnitzelnazi”
are you related to the Dusseldorf Schnitzelnazis?
best part by far
Rada rada
Ashkenazi
@@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
Rada rada rada rada rada rada.......
Rada
Didn't expect Phil to be here 📈
His first name is Agent. -Tony Stark
Why is nobody talking about Phil joining the SS and becoming a Nazi?
Looks like his real estate and magic wasn't going so well lol.
Soham Bhalerao hahaha word!
@@sohambhalerao3554 this was before his real estate job he had get it because this job did not do well
Obviously, his magic is spot on. How else would have been able to produce a plate of beets?
We saw it coming
The fact that only their faces are white kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mason Taylor lmao agreed he just needs to look at their hand
them budgets issues couldn't let them go all white.
And the red lips omg, looks so stupid and funny.
Ghost Banned that’s what people used to say about black face
@@mason9627 oh ok
I was actually nervous until the end.
This skit was ballsy. Props to Key and Peele for doing it
what was ballsy about the skit?
@@outmywritemind1739 he said the spooky gamer word.
In what way? 😕
Ballsy how.. this is nothing unless you’ve been in a cave all your life.
Wow, modern family dad has changed.
He had too much 4chan.
Lmao
Too much alpacas
JCmasters100 dude stfu, why always make everything political god damn
Well he had a less than favorable experience with black people in Mogadishu
I love how they found a way to turn the Nazi salute into an awkward handshake moment..
i’ll wait for you here 😂😂
Also it’s kinda funny how they show the anachronism of a high five! High fives were popularized starting in 70s by baseball players!
I'm addicted watching this 😂
01:10 "...amd I am Helmut...Schnitzelnazi." Even Key started to break character at his own line. 😂
Ty Burrell nailed the Hans Landa character in his own way