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  • The reason why they haven't taken a plane in 13 years. Key & Peele on Comedy Central, DStv ch122
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  • @thegreatwal1224
    @thegreatwal1224 2 роки тому +10197

    “They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab

    • @piesho
      @piesho 2 роки тому +79

      Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.

    • @galih_proto9949
      @galih_proto9949 2 роки тому +69

      @@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 2 роки тому +18

      Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.

    • @brianhenson70
      @brianhenson70 2 роки тому +1

      @@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 2 роки тому +22

      @@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.

  • @unclescar5616
    @unclescar5616 2 роки тому +11455

    "Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD

  • @buddyluvism
    @buddyluvism 5 місяців тому +947

    Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂

    • @youssefwenzhou
      @youssefwenzhou 4 місяці тому +19

      nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.

    • @Richdadful
      @Richdadful 4 місяці тому +25

      Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.

  • @geronimo6907
    @geronimo6907 2 роки тому +786

    he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend

  • @grantm6514
    @grantm6514 2 роки тому +8708

    The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"

    • @Smiley5z
      @Smiley5z 2 роки тому +654

      According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos

    • @heathwasson7811
      @heathwasson7811 2 роки тому +280

      Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 2 роки тому +203

      @@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 2 роки тому +69

      I'm American and even I don't know.

    • @maddyewton5802
      @maddyewton5802 2 роки тому +79

      I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.

  • @ginger_breadman
    @ginger_breadman 2 роки тому +6031

    As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.

    • @joeshmoe6930
      @joeshmoe6930 2 роки тому +63

      Lols.

    • @prosmokeprochokeantibroke
      @prosmokeprochokeantibroke 2 роки тому +48

      Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol

    • @aservant2287
      @aservant2287 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol

    • @ginger_breadman
      @ginger_breadman 2 роки тому +61

      @@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.

    • @ginger_breadman
      @ginger_breadman 2 роки тому +43

      @@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority.
      We also search all passengers without any discrimination.

  • @mattc825
    @mattc825 2 роки тому +282

    When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42

  • @atdrawingacademy8666
    @atdrawingacademy8666 2 роки тому +60

    "Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"

  • @andrimandos
    @andrimandos 2 роки тому +9353

    its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part

    • @armanshams6704
      @armanshams6704 2 роки тому +189

      Yes except white and east asian 🤣

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 2 роки тому +580

      @@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works

    • @johnman9386
      @johnman9386 2 роки тому +267

      He looks like white black and indian at the same time

    • @electric336
      @electric336 2 роки тому +104

      @@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.

    • @kayanmanggala
      @kayanmanggala 2 роки тому +25

      And the accent

  • @CouncilOfTheLostGoats
    @CouncilOfTheLostGoats 2 роки тому +8845

    Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.

    • @grandma650
      @grandma650 2 роки тому +290

      They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular

    • @jonsnow8543
      @jonsnow8543 2 роки тому +19

      🤣

    • @teoengchin
      @teoengchin 2 роки тому +32

      @@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow

    • @ulyssessait
      @ulyssessait 2 роки тому +9

      can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

    • @pranavps851
      @pranavps851 2 роки тому +65

      @@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.

  • @tinashe2288
    @tinashe2288 2 роки тому +101

    "we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂

  • @Priceman5
    @Priceman5 2 роки тому +53

    3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.

  • @slicknick0097
    @slicknick0097 2 роки тому +5864

    Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”

  • @Dagothownsneravar
    @Dagothownsneravar 2 роки тому +3293

    The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS

    • @brokenmask333
      @brokenmask333 2 роки тому +165

      Not even Joker would fight them

    • @lukedziuball2298
      @lukedziuball2298 2 роки тому +14

      CIA?

    • @TuneyDarko
      @TuneyDarko 2 роки тому +88

      @@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different

    • @nonamenoname5481
      @nonamenoname5481 2 роки тому +11

      @Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 2 роки тому +11

      Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃

  • @JudeGliz
    @JudeGliz 2 роки тому +57

    Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alaa-ei5od
    @Alaa-ei5od 9 місяців тому +27

    Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.

    • @willypps
      @willypps 8 місяців тому

      Underrated comment.🎉

  • @abdullatif9581
    @abdullatif9581 2 роки тому +1739

    "it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol

    • @Mandoww
      @Mandoww 2 роки тому +31

      @Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend

    • @yeshauditore2913
      @yeshauditore2913 2 роки тому +15

      @Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him

    • @PulinPegu
      @PulinPegu 2 роки тому +4

      Cave 😂

    • @erugochijioke1496
      @erugochijioke1496 2 роки тому +4

      I lost it🤣🤣🤣

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 2 роки тому +2

      @@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race

  • @idiotflower
    @idiotflower 2 роки тому +841

    I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 2 роки тому +6

      @Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.

    • @kun4352
      @kun4352 2 роки тому +6

      @@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right.
      wink wink ✨

    • @icantthinkofagoodusernamed
      @icantthinkofagoodusernamed Рік тому +4

      @@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 4 місяці тому +1

      ROFL!!!!!!!

    • @aswinkailas4180
      @aswinkailas4180 11 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @yasinkazmi8403
    @yasinkazmi8403 2 роки тому +47

    2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂

  • @ketheric
    @ketheric 2 роки тому +86

    Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.

    • @michaeldoran4367
      @michaeldoran4367 9 місяців тому

      78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged.
      A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.

  • @TheLimhammett
    @TheLimhammett 2 роки тому +2433

    “Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol

  • @Chlo-ee
    @Chlo-ee 2 роки тому +600

    “Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news”
    🤣

    • @aha8969
      @aha8969 2 роки тому +55

      "Then don't be!"

    • @Joshua-dx7zn
      @Joshua-dx7zn 2 роки тому +21

      "Well you are"

    • @AlexxMonroy
      @AlexxMonroy 9 днів тому

      When he said I would never kid😂😂

  • @sauravkumarchandravanshi2601
    @sauravkumarchandravanshi2601 5 місяців тому +15

    the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshwhatobing
    @joshwhatobing 2 роки тому +54

    That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂

    • @Bulletno
      @Bulletno 13 днів тому

      the way he delivered the lines 😂

  • @marcusrios9203
    @marcusrios9203 2 роки тому +432

    1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE

  • @danolivier4899
    @danolivier4899 2 роки тому +346

    the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha

    • @BeechoMeats
      @BeechoMeats 2 роки тому +8

      hell yea that stood out lol hahaha

    • @lcglazer
      @lcglazer 2 роки тому +7

      double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch

    • @brandonvasser5902
      @brandonvasser5902 2 роки тому +6

      Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂

    • @AlexHockey-nk4wf
      @AlexHockey-nk4wf 2 роки тому +1

      None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy

    • @AlexHockey-nk4wf
      @AlexHockey-nk4wf 2 роки тому +1

      @@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..

  • @d_skrilla6479
    @d_skrilla6479 6 місяців тому +5

    Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny

  • @donking196
    @donking196 2 роки тому +45

    This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 2 роки тому +1260

    What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen

    • @slothlovechunk
      @slothlovechunk 2 роки тому +63

      I think that's the joke.

    • @damienkendrick1457
      @damienkendrick1457 2 роки тому +13

      Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms

    • @bradd5651
      @bradd5651 2 роки тому +27

      Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.

    • @tiny99990
      @tiny99990 2 роки тому +38

      ​@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"

    • @tiny99990
      @tiny99990 2 роки тому +17

      @@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.

  • @Raxxer1993Q8
    @Raxxer1993Q8 2 роки тому +913

    Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.

    • @Sam-Ra
      @Sam-Ra 2 роки тому +16

      The accents were horrible.

    • @sycorez
      @sycorez 2 роки тому +23

      @@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect

    • @Sam-Ra
      @Sam-Ra 2 роки тому

      @@sycorez Nothing is perfect.

    • @bo4Elite
      @bo4Elite 2 роки тому +6

      @@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!

    • @Sam-Ra
      @Sam-Ra 2 роки тому

      @@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.

  • @dogzer
    @dogzer 2 роки тому +16

    The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE

  • @lornenoland8098
    @lornenoland8098 2 роки тому +29

    As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit

  • @Carinth6
    @Carinth6 2 роки тому +675

    I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA"
    After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 5 місяців тому

      Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD

  • @flacadiabla3193
    @flacadiabla3193 2 роки тому +573

    TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.

    • @josephswafford9280
      @josephswafford9280 2 роки тому +4

      This is so right.

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf 2 роки тому +4

      The rent has to be better than southern CA.

    • @dr.penguin9412
      @dr.penguin9412 2 роки тому +1

      How so? I genuinely want to know.
      I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida

    • @sinisterballer2592
      @sinisterballer2592 2 роки тому +9

      @@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.

    • @sinisterballer2592
      @sinisterballer2592 2 роки тому +1

      @@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.

  • @BleachCowboy2016
    @BleachCowboy2016 2 роки тому +39

    😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part

  • @sabirsahib
    @sabirsahib 2 роки тому +8

    "Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO

  • @LompriKoroma
    @LompriKoroma 2 роки тому +145

    "what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution

  • @rumpelstillkills8036
    @rumpelstillkills8036 2 роки тому +282

    Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.

  • @rajaganji7982
    @rajaganji7982 2 роки тому +11

    Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …."
    some guy - "Then don't be".

  • @JH-in5oq
    @JH-in5oq 2 роки тому +9

    I work for the TSA and this makes me feel better about myself

  • @jrx818
    @jrx818 2 роки тому +83

    "The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha

  • @hoodiemask5911
    @hoodiemask5911 2 роки тому +37

    “I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣

  • @07johngnzls
    @07johngnzls 2 роки тому +49

    Fun fact:
    The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 роки тому +4

      People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.

    • @RedFail1-1
      @RedFail1-1 10 днів тому

      Fun fact
      .shut up

  • @spookyhead1
    @spookyhead1 2 роки тому +13

    TSA should play this video during their hiring event or new employee orientation🤣

  • @souljaunt3291
    @souljaunt3291 2 роки тому +357

    "I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news"
    "Then don't be"
    "But you are"
    😂😂

    • @racingsloth5770
      @racingsloth5770 2 роки тому +24

      the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite

    • @leizero
      @leizero 2 роки тому +12

      @@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.

    • @ebaocihc7085
      @ebaocihc7085 2 роки тому

      @@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments

  • @greenbasterd9425
    @greenbasterd9425 2 роки тому +192

    Excellent sketch. Bravo.
    Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol 2 роки тому +3

      aye

    • @AlexHockey-nk4wf
      @AlexHockey-nk4wf 2 роки тому +4

      Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people

    • @knightslayer8759
      @knightslayer8759 Рік тому +4

      "Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety"
      - Tyler Durden

    • @granthamicus
      @granthamicus 8 місяців тому

      And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?

  • @fatkidinabucket
    @fatkidinabucket 2 роки тому +32

    America has needed a spoof of the TSA for as long as they've existed. Thank you Key and Peele

  • @bfungi
    @bfungi 2 роки тому +6

    Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories

  • @Hellfire0220
    @Hellfire0220 2 роки тому +756

    To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.

    • @ulyssessait
      @ulyssessait 2 роки тому +20

      can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

    • @kamhaq
      @kamhaq 2 роки тому +108

      @@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D

    • @ulyssessait
      @ulyssessait 2 роки тому +5

      @@kamhaq thanks mate 😅

    • @zhella1652
      @zhella1652 2 роки тому +14

      That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006

    • @Mark-em5zm
      @Mark-em5zm 2 роки тому +32

      I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.

  • @JohnLynch0
    @JohnLynch0 2 роки тому +128

    These guys are national treasures... dying

  • @alan_clough
    @alan_clough 2 роки тому +3

    The vernacular just gets me good.

  • @49495lwbrmoxybe
    @49495lwbrmoxybe 2 роки тому +8

    They didn’t even check my bag last time I went😂😂

  • @curiosity3886
    @curiosity3886 2 роки тому +305

    This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 2 роки тому +143

    Every single one of these actors are killing it lmfao too funny

  • @derricksuhambe4228
    @derricksuhambe4228 Рік тому +6

    Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.

  • @AshleySaysSo20
    @AshleySaysSo20 5 місяців тому +3

    THEN DON'T BE! 😂😂😂

  • @Toxic_chicken
    @Toxic_chicken 2 роки тому +43

    The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful

  • @momentsaremadenow3869
    @momentsaremadenow3869 2 роки тому +57

    It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @abdulmoiz2242
    @abdulmoiz2242 Рік тому +2

    " khalid khalid , its like you've been living in a here "

  • @Earthworm_John
    @Earthworm_John 17 днів тому +2

    As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???

  • @UNDERCOVER_GG
    @UNDERCOVER_GG 2 роки тому +17

    "Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @sonnikdoh2510
    @sonnikdoh2510 2 роки тому +31

    TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.

  • @tashygamingking1651
    @tashygamingking1651 Рік тому +6

    "Khalid Khalid it's like you have been living in a 👀 here" 😂😂😂

  • @angelxtasy
    @angelxtasy 2 роки тому +115

    This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.

  • @Madrahi186
    @Madrahi186 2 роки тому +273

    Its like you been living... well here.
    I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 2 роки тому +2

      @Miles Doyle
      You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.

    • @21centdregs
      @21centdregs 2 роки тому

      @@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.

    • @Cyberspine
      @Cyberspine 2 роки тому +1

      @Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot

    • @TuneyDarko
      @TuneyDarko 2 роки тому

      @@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 2 роки тому +1

      @@TuneyDarko
      Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..

  • @DhavalBrahmbhatt2627
    @DhavalBrahmbhatt2627 2 роки тому +3

    The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erikc7267
    @erikc7267 2 роки тому +11

    Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @KenoAlordiah
    @KenoAlordiah 2 роки тому +13

    “You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣

  • @teamhunter730
    @teamhunter730 2 роки тому +48

    0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.

  • @FrostRare
    @FrostRare Рік тому +3

    I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….”
    The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!

  • @Geronimo1617
    @Geronimo1617 2 роки тому +4

    "*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads."
    Killed me

  • @hilltownremix1445
    @hilltownremix1445 2 роки тому +44

    The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆

  • @trentarnold2670
    @trentarnold2670 2 роки тому +33

    This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO

  • @paulgallagher2937
    @paulgallagher2937 6 місяців тому +4

    Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.

  • @wonniewarrior
    @wonniewarrior 2 роки тому +18

    Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.

  • @steven530x
    @steven530x 2 роки тому +19

    Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI

    • @arcdecibel9986
      @arcdecibel9986 2 роки тому +11

      Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +2

      Of course not. That's not their job.

  • @eff_gee321
    @eff_gee321 2 роки тому +16

    Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂

  • @nastykhan7746
    @nastykhan7746 2 роки тому +14

    It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags.
    They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter.
    Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 2 роки тому +1

      What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!!
      Curse those TSA devils!!!

    • @nastykhan7746
      @nastykhan7746 2 роки тому

      @@smc1942 Ohhh... that would explain why they also kept my full size kitchen knife...

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 роки тому

      I remember one time I brought a full sized bag of potato chips with me in my carry-on, lol.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 8 місяців тому

      I mean i know why they took the food no idea why they didnt stop the other shit

  • @himanshuchaudhary3718
    @himanshuchaudhary3718 2 роки тому +1

    “Non believers”😂

  • @denverabrahams3535
    @denverabrahams3535 2 роки тому +6

    "It's because you've been living in a ...well here..."
    😂😂😂LMFAO

  • @souvikdas
    @souvikdas 2 роки тому +55

    They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.

    • @abhijithss8913
      @abhijithss8913 2 роки тому +5

      @Miles Doyle tf

    • @Hashirama1001
      @Hashirama1001 2 роки тому

      I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!

    • @lcglazer
      @lcglazer 2 роки тому +1

      @@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.

  • @khairulazhar3306
    @khairulazhar3306 Рік тому +1

    The sarcasm here is out of this world

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 2 роки тому +2

    Pure Genius!!!!!
    I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eliyahubenysrael6272
    @eliyahubenysrael6272 2 роки тому +7

    "You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @d-tech5321
    @d-tech5321 2 роки тому +14

    It's like you been living in a ....well here. 1:28

  • @katze007
    @katze007 2 роки тому +12

    Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽

  • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
    @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 8 місяців тому +5

    Imagine being a hiker and walking up on them filming this lol

  • @slothking42069
    @slothking42069 2 роки тому +196

    The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.

    • @SonaTseri
      @SonaTseri 2 роки тому +8

      How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg 2 роки тому +6

      @@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.

    • @manuelito7548
      @manuelito7548 2 роки тому

      So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes

    • @cptndedpool5956
      @cptndedpool5956 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska

    • @guybadmash
      @guybadmash Рік тому +2

      next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.

  • @rohit_banga
    @rohit_banga 2 роки тому +73

    Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D

    • @3105juju
      @3105juju 2 роки тому +50

      It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!

    • @comicsandanimation5531
      @comicsandanimation5531 2 роки тому +30

      nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 2 роки тому +1

      @@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤

    • @Cole444Train
      @Cole444Train 2 роки тому +7

      the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 2 роки тому +2

      @@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.

  • @BobbyWolf1
    @BobbyWolf1 Рік тому +8

    Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣

  • @caseydouglas412
    @caseydouglas412 Рік тому +4

    The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂

  • @collinw1353
    @collinw1353 2 роки тому +11

    This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.

  • @1airdrummer
    @1airdrummer 2 роки тому +5

    "...sneak in here for a second" lololol

  • @mikelparo
    @mikelparo 2 роки тому +1

    I love "the prophetic and all knowing TSA part" lolss

  • @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500
    @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500 27 днів тому +2

    I bet TSA listens to this every day before they go to bed while wiggling their toes and smiling like they just solved world hunger.

  • @west12me
    @west12me 2 роки тому +5

    "Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL

  • @TheHappyQuadriplegic
    @TheHappyQuadriplegic 2 роки тому +25

    “Then don’t be” 😂 fr

  • @Theactualcurrentsea
    @Theactualcurrentsea 2 роки тому +6

    Lol, I work with TSA super agents all the time. This is f - in hilarious.

  • @calcham1
    @calcham1 2 роки тому +5

    The writing and acting on this show was exquisite.

  • @muhammedakinyemi7560
    @muhammedakinyemi7560 2 роки тому +35

    It's like you've been living in the--- here.
    Brilliant!