Key & Peele - Al Qaeda Meeting
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2014
- An Al Qaeda member grills his associates on why they've been unable to blow up an airplane in over a decade.
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Meanwhile Ironman builds his suit behind them
That's what I thought hahahha
Underrated comment
😂
That explains why he didn't get caught 😂.
😂😂😂😂
I am a Muslim TSA agent and I find that I have to constantly search myself because there is something suspicious
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mephistopheles 🤣🤣💀
Good one lol
1:56 “The TSA act like they’re overweight, listless employees who don’t give a fuck, when in reality, they are an elite force of anti-terrorist commandos!” I was dying of laughter here! 😂
Re-ality
Taking the piss on a next level😆😆😆😂
Hahahaha it’s all a cover
This is too fucking hilarious 😂
Rekt
UA-cam choses today, 11th September 2021, to reccomend this to me.
youtube doesn't know what chill is
Oh damn that's just messed up. 😂😂
Helping you to never forget!
"It is like you're living in a.... here"
AbdelTube dude I was just at that point of the video and your comment seemed like a subtitle for a sec
what? correction: its like they are living in are heads
Yoooo! You watched the video?
@@a.b.c4069 1:38
Iraq
That moment when you find a Key & Peele you haven’t watched.
That moment when you realize some people on the internet are truly uncultured. How have you not already seen all their stuff already? You probably haven't even seen the mexican standoff video that's on Rocket Jumps channel. Or, you haven't seen the few ERBs they participated in. Disgraceful. (Im joking of course, not everyone is able to discover everything on the internet, i get that.)
Theos Nah, watched them all.. probs not the old ones.
Flowers Lanza A very satisfying feeling.
That moment someone in the comment section is exactly like you
@@Theos. There's a first time for everything y'know?
The way they started singing after hearing the laptop bomb plan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Planes will rrrain down from the sky onto the infidels!" Makes me die every time 😆
The way he says infidels is so real
So do the planes.
Then the way he starts laughing...😂😂😂!
"How could they know that a 5 inch blade is a deadly weapon and a 4 inch blade is no more than a child's play thing?"
My wife tells me tha same
Lol
2.36 inches, baby. Perfectly leagwel.
"They act as if they are listless overweight employees who dont give a f*ck. When in reality they are an elite force... of anti terrorists commandos!"
"Oh curse the brilliant TSA!" 🤣
@@prolly537 😂
“I dont wanna be the bearer of bad news”
“Then dont be”
HAHAHA
But no more Prada shoes
Then don’t
But you are
This Is Some Funny Shit! Hahaha 😅😄 I cant Stop Laughing😅
That was funny
As a former TSA agent, I approve of this skit! 😂
Glad you converted to the light side
Elite force of anti terrorism commandos! It’s more of the former! 😂
Yo which airport. I was SFO 2019-2020
Ehem 'former elite force of anti terrorism commando' you mean
@@MrRight-fu1gf as well as overweight XD
Plot twist: Everyone who didn't speak in these meetings is a TSA agent.
keegan is just every race i swear
You literally just took the top comment and put it in your own words
Im sure he cant be chinese
Rocky jet Daguyen . Technically, yes. He played an Indian, since Indians in UK are called “Asians”, he passed as Chinese 😁.
@COO415 different
He said Chinese not Asian
@@damn7869 uk the top is different for others right (unless pinned)
Imagine you’re hiking and accidentaly step into that cave
Sum1 Uknow luckily you don't need to imagine. There have been several hikers murdered by terrorists
Why would anyone go hiking in the Middle East? That’s more suicidal than normal hiking.
This isn't where I parked my car
Just run to the airport
Hiking in the middle of Iraq lmao
I will never get over "the damage is incalculable"
Any time I go on a plane, I think of this sketch and how safe we are with the TSA’s carefully measured restrictions based on gathered experience and nothing else.
I don't get it, we use metric system in india. Why would they have very specified quantity 3.4 ounces. Why not 3? It will be easier to measure.
@@noobbutsmart2326 Trust me when I say we don’t know either.
@@noobbutsmart2326 because 3.4 ounces is 100ml, which is a flat number
"Kaleed, Kaleed, it's like you've been living in a...well...here."
I'm dying XD
Not that funny XD
+Ulysses M. "Well, that's just your opinion man." -Jeff Lebowski
+Karmagician hahahaahahahahahhhh
Isn't it Caliph?I thought it was
+Erik Heath No, they're saying "Khaleed". It's a very common Arab/Muslim name , you probably heard of DJ khaled right? , well it's the same name but pronounced differently.
"We all know how much devastation we can wreak* with 3.5 ounces of liquid but the crafty TSA limited it to 3.4 ounces!" 😂
Had me dyin lmao
wreak*
I don't think the middle east uses ounces.
Incalculable!
These nuts were incalculable against your chin
The fact that they are all able to hold their laugh while acting out that scene is freaking genius. 👏🏼👏🏼🤯
we don't know how many takes it took to complete this scene. this four-minute skit could have been five hours of taping.
Cus it ain’t funny. White people humor is mild af.
Oh man this show was live!?
"Sneak in here for a second "
Haha, best part
I love Key. He's so versatile. He's played a convincing woman, an arab, an indian, latino, white guy, and ofcourse black guy. What a talent.
Ya he looks indian Latino American white black brown only thing missing is Asian.. but ya who can look like everything.. one exception is quite acceptable.
+Vermilyea When did he play an indian and latino? Could you provide me a link. Thanks in advance.
why do you say asian and arab and latino as non color words but for african and european it has to be only colors (black and white)?
+Denise Delangeli Thank you. Will check those out.
+Deekillumination might itbe beacuse people with black and white skin colour live on several continents. so ha ha we asians triumphed over you. (pakistani)
“Khalid, Khalid, it’s like you’ve been living in a, well, here..” 😂
Khalif* or khaliv*
Cave?
meow
@@ANYA.RIZALI pussy cave 😹🥳
@@vidyasagar5844 you don’t get that
2:44 that celebration dance though.
Key and Peele can play literally any race so perfectly, and no one has a problem with it.
later in the future the woke will claim it's disrespecting the people from middle east and putting racists stereotype on them
Someone ALWAYS has a problem. Luckily, thats not our problem!
They are poor at impressions of Africans.
It’s because they’re not white
@@owengg9157 true
they should so play this in airports to let passengers know about flight restrictions haha
That would be funny as hell lol😂🤣
That would be funny af but I can see some people saying it is racist
The_Shitposter everyone says everything is racist now a days
imagine when the video freezes at the first frame,with Osama’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Acc_-rh8tx i am offensive and i find this muslim
This is not even an insult to the Al-Qaeda, its for the TSA
lol wow u think so?
lol yes
Captain obvious here
actually not so obvious, judging by most of the comments here...
+Silver Koen
I guess you have a point
1:22 K-d-d-d damage is incalcualbol 😂
I like how random osama's potrait is just chilling in background
*"Is there a version of the toothpaste bomb that comes in travel size?"* LOLOLOL
its like theyre in our heads 😤
rap game bob barker I saw your comment just as I got to that part😂
Not *that* funny.
So I laugh when I hear them say it and then I laugh even harder when I read comments of what they said 🤣🤣🤣
“It’s like living in a, well here” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂👌
1:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣Cave reference! Quite literally!
It's not well, it's a cave same like laden used to live
He literally looked up at the ceiling of the cave before finishing it with "well, here" :D :D
3:22 "I can't believe these mothers of devils!" Lmao I'm stealing that one🤣🤣🤣🤣
These guys can live in any country without facing racism.
Except for America
If they were fully caucasian your statement would be true.
@جوناثان it's a joke, considering they're from America lol
@{White Atriox} they meant with a little change of wardrobe they could match the native of almost most of the world except for europe and america
@Jay Theboss Key did the Asian accent alright in one of the skit! If you ask me he nailed the Indian accent
Looks like some terries are tryna get froggy
Ribbit. Ribbit
+Brendan K Then you best draxx... them... sklounst...
Chantz Kouveras YA I'll fireboard those motherjammers
I gave you the 69th like, you're all welcome
+Brendan K And IIII Gave you the 134th like ya bich
i made a bomb that detonates when i take off my belt, but the crafty tsa makes us take off the belt!!
***** Not anymore... Coming back from Vegas in May I took my belt off before going through the scanner. The TSA woman looks at me with a scowl and says "put your belt back on sir". I swear the TSA is just there to fuck with us.
K1LLSVV1TCH
they are usually lax in state if you are comming from out of state thay are more careful. and yes they are just their to fuck with us
Fools, the TSA aren't imbeciles, they are infidels. They know what we are up to, the crafty TSA are, indeed, elite anti-terrorist commandos. Do not underestimate them!
***** But if you took it off, wouldn't the bomb go off?
DAMIEN MILLS no shit
2020 so serious, had to find a happy place here 😆 😆 😆
My headcanon is that Jordan Peele got so much backlash from the actual TSA about this skit that two years later, he wrote them as heroes in Get Out
LMFAO @1:36
".....Khalid, Khalid, it's like you've been living in a.........well, here." 😂 😂 😂
Gold
He was gonna say living under a rock
Alex Morales hahaha
😂🤣
hahahahahahahhaaahahahahha that z d perfect line
I made a bomb that detonates when my watch strikes 3:30, but the crafty TSA delayed my flight for further inspection!
Those crafty sons of devils
Hahahahaa
Wait so you just explode in the airport waiting
Those TSA motherbitches, sons of my bitch!
You made me click 3:30
Keys way to change accents and characters are beyond me 😂🤣 I love them both ! I hope to be as talented as this once I’m done with my degree and get into actual working 🙏🏽
"It's like you've been living in a... Well here." Best line.
So funny how the best friend in Get Out was Rod, the TSA agent.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭
Yeah lmao I think he was tsa for a tribute to this or something else lmao
Hahaha yes! I thought this too.
Lmaoo
"We all know how much devastation we can wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid. The crafty TSA have limited passengers to only 3.4 ounces. Do none of you have a _solution_?" Genius.
Why don't they just each bring 3.4 ounces of liquid?
We watched too
@@adambosin269 Thanks for that. Just pointing out the potential pun in the word 'solution'. Maybe it was obvious for you though, 1000 apologies.
@@BeaverChainsaw oh shit 😮
@@BeaverChainsaw no that's is not enough to cause devastation....lol...😆 🤣 😂. I guess the .1 is a big difference.
Goddamn it. 2 years ago, I had thought I completed my conquest of viewing every Key and Peele youtube skit on ABBA's green earth, and now look, I've found not only 1, but THREE NEW SKITS!? What is this witchcraft?
Random shout at the airport inspection queue: "curse the brilliant TSA"
"...sneak in here for a second..."
Laughed hysterically.
lol
didn't get it
+Sahl Ebrahim
It's a small joke, but it was done well. The whole joke was that the group was in all agreement about the plan, but he knew the plan will not work. So he felt he wasn't in the conversation, saying "...sneak in here for a second...", is him barging into the conversation quietly though.
The reason it's funny is because they're supposed to be bloodthirsty savage extremist and he's saying something that usually prissy adolescent females say "sneak in here for a sec" lmao
Little things like that make a sketch more hilarious.
As someone who’s Arabic, I’m stupidly impressed by how Key n Peele pull off the ethnicity
@@jescruz5465 🤦♀️
Badass Unicorn Yeah, the skit is about afghans (taliban) and he mentioned arabic
@@jescruz5465 yea there is
@@jescruz5465 Arabs are semitic people. Afghans are a mix of Turkic and SE Asian. The only thing the two have in common is religion and use of Arabic script. Otherwise, culture is completely different.
@@jescruz5465 Absolutely. In Afghanistan, they don't speak Arabic and aren't Arab. Afghans tend be be ethnic Turks, Kurds and Persians (Farsi-speaking like Iran). Arabs are a distinct ethnic group, which are Semitic. Technically, anti-Semitic also applies to Arabs, although it's never used that way.
It's the framed picture of Bin Laden on the wall in the back 💀
This sketch hits different now
Why????
@@Carlos-xz3vi bruh
Al-qaeda is a terrorist group but Taleban isn't. So it shouldn’t hit different.
Shahdid Imam it still hits different either way
@@caraccident5357 I think they should have sent TSA to deal with Taliban then instead of troops.😂
I died when they stated clapping and celebrating 😂😂😂
ikr!!😂
Did you mean started if yes then ikr XD
😂🤣😂🤣 me too
Allah liked this
Hahaha... That's a funny one
TSA is making sure these terries don't get froggy
Dank llama finally a good comment goddamn lol
they gone draxx them sclounst
@@FxBrour hypothetical them in the clavicle
Isabelle Langmuir I don’t think they have the heart or gumption
you do realize tsa actually never arrested even 1 terrorist
TSA: where's the joke?
I'm in a Key and Peele wormhole again. Someone pls hel... well actually they're funny so I'm going in deeper.
Just snap your charging cable in half. Then, you shall be free within a few hours.
They are always hilarious
@@pinkiepie1656 I'm on a PC... should I throw a magnet at my motherboard?
We're all here together lol
"Th-th-th-th-the-the-the damage is Incalculable!"
Heeellppp xD
ROFL
Everybody know the best way to defend yourself against Terrorists is to
Draxx
Them
Sklounst
Hypothetical them in the clavicle.
Just like... * skveet * * skveet *
All them terries trying to get froggy
+Mohammed Hamza draxx them sklounst
+Mohammed Hamza Bruh, its DEM SKLOUNST gitgud
+Mohammed Hamza *Draxxx...lem...sklounst
If there is a way for you guys to come back please do, I love you so much you always made my day and I’m so mad I discovered the show after it was long gone
I love finding sketches i havent seen yet!!!! Like this one.
The tsa is so ineffective that when homeland security did a test and smuggled 70 potential weapons through security, 67 people made it through with potential weapons
But they were white.
Every dark person had a rubber glove inserted.
This isn’t TruTV
@@HanTian777 whats true tv? I just google searched this fact
Complexion for the protection. A white man in a suit can get away with anything, except fucking over other white men in suits.
But not a toothpaste bomb.
I love how the entire video was making fun of the TSA
Me too, I showed this to my wife and she thought it was funny to even tho she's a TSA Agent.
+Luis Torres you do know the difference between to, too and two right?
Oops my bad devil dog. I should have put too.
It's fine and this is my dad's account so yeah he's the teuful hunden lol
The FBI already proved that the TSA had a 95% fail rate against real threats.
1:25 "The damage is IN CAL CUH LUH BUHL!" omg my sides! xD
My wife and i were on our way back from CO, from visiting her parents. She ordered some magic cards, one of those bulk box deals with like 14k cards, and we were bringing them home with us (she had been there for a couple months helping with her dad, i was out to visit and we were traveling home by this point). We ended up taking them in a carry-on, as the suitcases were full. Ever had to stop and open a box of over 10,000 magic cards in the middle of security at DIA, so the TSA lady can go "i knew what they were when i saw them on xray, but i gotta look?" We have. We kept the box. Gonna hang it on the wall, still with the TSA tape on it.
"I don't want to be the bearer of bad news..."
"Then don't be!"
😂😂💀
Yet you are
Lol this line kills me every time
😂😂😂👌
We watched too
"You know how much damage we could cause with 3.5 ounces of liquid?"
"Its Incalculable"
"They reduced it to 3.4 OUNCES"
LOLOLOLOL
Y does it says that that comment was 69 years ago
yellow jello ...
Veyd Sahvoz I just noticed it 🤦♂️
yellow jello Hehe
*How is your comment 69 years ago.*
2:56 "then don't be" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is probably me and my friends talking about the buffs and debuffs after a year of not playing the game
draxx. them. sklounst.
Mallika Banerjee polyurethane
Mallika Banerjee marry me
Responsibikhuiikhyutrill
*Responsitrillitrantz
hypothetical them clavicles
What if they all brought 3.4L of liquid each...
ohhhhhh...good point
YEAH
+TheJumpyBean oz
+TheJumpyBean A group of Muslim males will look suspicious
Then get an entire family.
Plot twist: Peele was actually an undercover agent of the TSA
omg so good, dont stop making these videos :D bless ya
I'm an airplane and I found this very offensive
+Cringe Central Hahahahahaha
+Cringe Central Hm, well considering she's a girl (I'm assuming since "Sabrina") and probably heterosexual already, she'd appreciate heterosexual men wanting to fuck her, just like most girls on this planet
Jade Percival getting raped is never wanted. ever. obviously you are sexist shitbag for thinking that all females are flattered by a male finding them attractive, regardless of whom the male is, and seeing that many men will "fuck" anything with a vagina, it would not be a compliment wither way. rape is NEVER anything to wish upon somebody, and you failing to call out "Cringe Central" for saying that is encouraging him.
Cringe Central I hope you know that your wishes are very real in many places. Girls are being sentenced to rape as a punishment (see two girls, one 11 and one 15, getting sentenced to rape bc their brother eloped w a married woman). Your remark was neither funny nor witty, just a perfect example of how ignorant and juvenile you are. Please tell the adults in your low income household to send you to a nom government funded school, or at least have them educate you on what is not acceptable to say. Not because your remark was offensive to me, but because it is insensitive to rape victims on youtube and in general, dehumanizing them and disregarding their encounter.
Sabrina Naser Well you're obviously very passionate about a pointless UA-cam comment. And my comment wasn't meant to encourage him or rape in general, but I guess you read it the wrong way so I guess I'm sorry for that
The end really need to cut to a group of TSA telepaths reading their minds from Area 51
hahahahahaha yoou
Start writing!!
The precision in this video is amazing it's simply a work of art
I like how it’s making fun of TSA and Al Qaeda
I am a firm believer in the Seanbaby method of airplane safety: at the entrance to every plane, there is a chimpanzee that each passenger must fight using only their bare hands and two items from their luggage. That way, security immediately knows what the two most dangerous items from their luggage are, and if one guy goes into the fight holding a tube of toothpaste and a sneaker, then you can actually be reasonable in suspecting that there's something weird about that stuff.
w-w-w-what?
fucking genius
XD I'm picturing a bunch of people doing this and now I'm fucking crying 😂😂
lmao!!!!
and then i bring a gun, a knife and a bomb.....
Do you:
A: Fireboard those mother jammers
B: Hypothetical them in the clavicle
C: Draxx them sklounst
C
which one is that from
sounds like the premise for a full movie.
because with great power, comes great responsitrilitrance
Late to the party but its a trick question, the answer is D. All of the Above.
Key's ability to pull off any race and ethnicity is incalculable😂
I like how he looks up at the ceiling after he says, you must be living in a .... 😂
I am a full-sized toothpaste canister and I find this offensive. My cousin was a travel-sized canister. Please take this down.
Do you have it in a 4.4 inch travel size canister with a no terrorist zone label on to it in brail?
chaosguygx I am a 6.7 inch canister. I have "No suspicious bombs in here" written in brail on the cap. Why?
Its not gonna happen dude, your just one person
Jack Hagar
*one toothpaste bottle
😂
Clearly these wily terries overlooked the overwhelming fact that the Rainbow Connection and polyurethane pistols are one hundred percent perfectly leguel
ya gotsta be get ready fo when the terries get a little froggeh
***** draxx them sklounst
***** You don't even need weapons. You can just hypothetical them in the clavicle.
We gotta Draxx... Lem... Sclounst
+Sviatoslav I of Kiev With great power, comes great responsetilitrance.
1:38 😂😂😂 it’s like you’ve been living in a . . . here 😅😅😅
Never gets old, I watch it over 100 times and still laugh
Man I wish some terries will try some froggy shit, I would draxx thlem sklauntz .
daniel hernandez Hylotttthhhhhetically.
I'd hypothetical them in the clavical
It's pronounced "sklounst".
They don't have the heart nor the gumption
I was the person who satisfied you by being the person who liked the 500th like 😁
"Are you kidding me, Parvez"
Lmfaooo that's my uncles' name. I'm Muslim & I found this hilarious.
Triston Stickells Oi vey, somebody's fam didn't show them enough love...
prqurn no i just dont like muslims
Triston Stickells To each his own, I guess. Don't exactly know how I wronged you, but if it helps, we're all born to die anyways...
Triston Stickells Dude, I'm studying psychology. Are you depressed? Do you have antisocial personality disorder? Let's find the signs now before it's too late.
prqurn uhm. i dont speak english.
Funny how the "But We Have Oil" was removed but this is still up
When UA-cam reccommends everyone the same key and peele sketch from 6 years ago…💀
Yep lmao
“the the the damage is Incalculable”😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Khaleed, khaleed, it's like you've been living in a... well.. here... 😂
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 I was weak😂😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this one. Not disappointed 🤣🤣
Ronzon Shihab i assume “this” khaleed that almost burn us?
Their song and dance at 2:45 always cracks me up. That wave😂
"That sounds like a perfect plan"
The plan: ✂️✈️
TSA has been deleting comments on here 😂😂😂
"Sn-Sn-Sneak in here for a second. I don't want to be the bearer of bad news". The face he made before saying that.. Priceless!! 😂😂
Sware lol
UPDATE: they are so afraid of the crafty TSA that they are staying away from the Kabul airport.
Lol. TSA is American, silly.
That comment didnt age well xD
@@piratze5945 true lol
Why the hell is this getting recommended to me today - Sep. 11th 2021
im tsa and i find this very offensive pleas take this video down at once
Your last name goes with your comment
Damian Batista my ancestors were bridge trolls and i find that very offensive.
i beleves u mr trollston cuz i 2 am tsa agant kk
Bladed
i am a proffesional speller and i find your comment very offensive
You're a pro speller and yet you didn't wrote please right
"It's like you've been living in a....well, here." lol
“Khalid Khalid, it’s like you’ve been living in a, well, here”🤣🤣
Peele sounds like a mix between Merlin and a Mexican gangster called Paquito (or something like that...U you know who I'm talking about if you watched their other comedy central sketches)...😅🤣🤣🤣
The wiley and shrewd Key and Peele have finally taken their content back from Comedy Central.
At last.
ThoR HammR when did this skit mention “Muslim?” And or they are Muslim? 🧐 NEVER, however the “Muslim” that wrote this post feels convicted??? Weird because you’ve just stereotyped your own religion 😂😂😂 as I was watching this SKIT I never once thought of them as Muslims (FYI)
Good
Hell yeah
@Malcolm Woods no
2:51 "s.s..s. sneak in here for a second". I can only imagine someone using that line in one of those meetings in real life. Fucking hilarious.
They could have one dude smuggle 3.4 ounces and another with him with .1 ounces.
One of the most hilarious and top notcj sarcasm i have ever seen. Thumbs up to you .