Hospital Sketches - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Going to the doctor isn’t funny, but these sketches are.
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That first one caught me clean off guard!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Key almost caught him off guard, too.
Oh snap
@@joetowers4804 Lol
I disagree
This went from funny, to terrifying, to funny again real fast.
Spoilers much? Haha
@@droolerboi he spoil jackshit
9:09 don't lie this got u didn't it
@@droolerboi w
It was all funny too me
“Well, it was fun being a dentist!”
💀💀💀💀💀
With Aids
Bro!! I think I heard that somewhere!!!!!!
What he was about to do with his patient? 😲
which episode is this? or is it just intro?
I don't even want to know. I just don't.
I like how the doctor called him a devil child, not after his wish to murder, but his wish to pee in his mouth.
The lady was into it.
@@tyrant-den884 lmaooooo 💀 💀
@@tyrant-den884 loool
Some folk will pay extra for that.
Reprehensible
And everyone is so surprise that Peele directed Get Out and Us? That make a wish kid is borderline nightmare...
The picture he painted with the prosthetic limbs reminded me of Silent Hill and I kinda found horrifying
No way?! I didn’t know that
“I wanna drown a man” sounds like so many common horror tropes, you can really let your mind go wild. 🐺
My favorite was Keegan in the Hell Baby movie. Hilarious.
Pornography?
"Snap, Mr. Louis. Oh snap."- how is he doing the Indian accent so well?
I think he's married to a voice coach, and years of practice.
@@Face2theScr33n he divorced actually
@Riyamu particularly if you are Indian
It's his most used, I think.
Keegan’s wife is a vocal coach and teaches actors different dialects.
"Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you"
Right 😂😂
That killed me😂🤣
Looool
It's true though 🤣🤣
I like how Dr. Rajeev Gupta has subtle dark circles! Well Indian parents!
EXACTLY! And the doctor profession...
First thing I noticed. Simple but very noticeable
Not very subtle though
"Aids!"
"Aids, as in I got it, need lots of weed to get rid of it."
"How bout insomnia?"
"Sleep like a baby, with aids."
🤣🤣
Save Our Children... *from BabyAIDS™️!!*
I was going to give you a thumps up, but then the total would move up to 421...
I fucking died 💀
Does your face hurt?
Does your face hurt ?
The way she says "oh" after peele said "especially you". lol
Haha love that part her reaction
Lol
The" I am dying tho " after he jumped is so funny 😂
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Promise you'll visit m mother. "
"So zero pornography, done. "
That had me laughing 😂
I thought he said "(Compared) to zero pornography? Done!" as though saying visiting her mother was the lesser of the two evils. Knowing now that I was wrong, that skit is more hilarious 😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@13:22, I don't understand the joke.
@@matchbox1275 Opposite of how I thought I had heard the joke, he's saying he would rather give up porn than to visit her mother, lol. She's likely a "monster-in-law", a mother in law who is a total witch (to put it nicely) to her child's spouse.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
Thank you, Miss.
@@matchbox1275 Lol, I know this is random but after 15 years of using UA-cam with the same picture and name and being thought of as a guy, yesterday I at last updated both. Being called "miss" made me laugh and say "Mission was a success", lol! Anywho, you're welcome!
Haha they got Dr. Gupta down pat! Bags under the eyes and everything.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The hair looks great on him
key's indian accent is so perfect dayumm, if there is a contest he would beat his Indian contestants. LOL
It's actually a Pakistani accent
@@joro808 Well a child should never forgot his DAD
@@stungun3009 therefore you must remember me
@@DoctorHrit نہیں وہ کراچی سے ہے
@@joro808 his name board says Rajiv Gupta....it's an indian accent
0:07 I really wasn’t ready to see this.
Lmao
But it was fun, isn't it?
scarred
Me either ☠️☠️☠️☠️
deez nuts weren’t ready to see this against your chin
"Messege received"
"Your request has been filed"
How they come out with these lmfao
Fogeeet abowt it
yo comprende
The usual perfunctory replies you get when contacting customer service nowadays. Smh
"Shame on you Guuptaaa, shame on you Guptaaaa"
-chills 👁👄👁
You forgot the ehhhh ehhh...... ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ(DED) LOL
I new I recognized her and it's from Brooklyn 99
56uujjmm
“Does ya face hurt Mr.Washington? Damn I’m still laughing lol
That one was hillarious! Lol
This should help!
That is a good doctor.
I know Jordan is getting recognition now but he is still underrated as an actor. His characters are so convincing but also hilarious.
I agree
"Just pick something off this list."
"I can't reach it."
"Why not?"
"Paralyzed."
*Gets slapped* 😆😂
That part got me cracking me up. 😂😂
“Sleep like a baby….. with aids” 😂😂
schizophrenia,
You don't have schizophrenia
Yes you do
😂😂
I swear he really slapped this man.
@@mrdab-mh8oj this sent me😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“You don’t have schizophrenia- Yes you do”😂
The fact that Peele understood all the "shades" being thrown at this Mama. 😂😂And longitude and latitude? 😂😂
When he jumped back up after the fake death that scared the crap out of me.
how key pulls off every ethnicity he plays is just something else.
The make a wish one, kinda noticing how his horror genre got started
Lil Homie one was so creepy and dark too.
You really can forget that he's playing an Indian character. I swear he played that role so well.
He's Trigger, or whatever his name was in the 80s sketch
He's only a convincing indian man if you're not indian
@@Al-fm8kh sounds about white
@@Oj12323 xD
I agree with you. He really is a great actor. Comedians sometimes don't get the credit they deserve for their acting abilities.
“Is that a promise?”
“Your request has been filed.” 😂😂😂
Keegan can literally be anyone or anything.
I want a Liam's origin story right fucking now
I want another Jordan Peele movie right fucking now lol
@@avocado7947 you ain't lying brother
Well is mother was a jackal and his daddy had red skin.
"Yo momma's so old, in her history class they just wrote down what they were doing."
*proceeds to imitate scribing on stone*
Could you describe the rest of the video as well? I'm blind and cannot see.
@@Sorastae 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@Sorastae oh damn
@@Sorastae yeah, wait lemme DM you
@@Sorastae oh snap
That "Make a Wish" Sketch"
was crazy scary.
It's like a horror movie
Yup. Not so surprising anymore that he's so great at directing real fucked up psychological horrors.
@Sam Blaine "Get Out" and "Us".
Lmao
They have another skit of that kid. Hahaha.
I found it hilarious
I couldn’t stop laughing
"Does your face hurt, Mr. Washington?!!!"
"Yeah..."
"Then this should help!!!"
The fact he went to such extremes just to give them a prescription. 😂👏
The dying wife one is too hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Peele is a nerd and a genuis. You can tell how much he loves movies from horror, and suspense, to comedy. Little wonder his movies are becoming phenoms.
A nerd 🤓 ?
Kee is just so diverse that he could play any character from all parts of the world!
"Mr. Key we need you to play a variety of ethnicities. How many would you say you can do?"
"Yes."
00:06 what has been seen cannot be unseen
I love how when the guy rips his heart out you can still hear the heart monitor in the background
I like how people don't know "the affordable care act" is the same thing as "obamacare".
Definately the point lol.
they just don't like saying obama's name. lol
@@redbetta2191
Who is they?!
@@johnjanuary9949 the ones who know his first name
@@johnjanuary9949 white people
WHEN HE SLAPPED HIM I LOST IT "DOES YOUR FACE HURT!?" AND THEN THE NOD THE NODDDDDD IM CRYING
The rep getting angry at the doctor after she'd just seen the kid insult him and her for five minutes is the second-most anger inducing moment in Key and Peele sketches.
The first is Rob Riggle blaming Ron for not protecting the bagels.
Another anger inducing moment is when Troy stole the Hypotenuse joke from his friend
Agreed. But #1 goes to the hypotenuse joke one.
That first one caught me way off guard...I spit out my water laughing so hard. 😂
"It's not all about you" always cracks me up 😂
*patient* : Removes heart
*doctor* : Get some ice
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That creepy kid one actually gave me goosebumps lol.
I just love how it took a few seconds after Quentin ripped his heart out for the monitor to register his heart wasn't beating.
Love how Key is always the doctor in the sketches and Peele is the patient or other character
Imagine having to tell a family that their grandfather ripped his heart out AFTER surgey
I want to pay my respects to whoever decided that Peele needed a crew of hype men standing behind him in the first sketch
The dude with the vest, standing next to the skeleton, his second laugh gets me everytime
That kid scared the shit out of me right there...
He thought he had enough time to Pulp Fiction him at the beginning LOL 🤣
@Ur Friend
Would you not?
Zed's dead, baby.
Zed's dead. 🔑°°••((Ź))
🛵💨🍑〰️⌚🥊🤕🕺💃💼💰
💥💥💥🔫💉🥣🦶🙌🍔🇫🇷
I've used "Pulp Fiction" as a verb too, but I use it to mean "shoot a myriad of times", like the scene where Vincent and Jules shoot the last guy in the apartment dozens of times. For example, the Rebel soldiers at the beginning of A New Hope? They got Pulp Fictioned.
Still today no other movies can touch that Pulp Fiction scene - that was good but like most ppl I wasnt ready for that at all lol 🤣
THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO TV AND UA-cam IN YEARS!! GO KEY&PEELE!!
I don’t know man. If Marion Glass quit her day job at comic book store with Stuart, this is the situation she is going to face
3:30 Badger leaves the meth business for Medical marijuana business.
3:32 hey that's Badger from Breaking bad oh my gosh! lol
Killing yourself to own the Libs sketch. Who knew how accurate that would be.
Taken to a new level with people who refuse to take vaccines and will take a horse dewormer instead for a virus.
@Michael Oberg It's being called horse dewormer because the dosage and packaging that is easily available at animal supply stores is in fact meant to be commonly used for deworming horses. Plenty of times there is even the image of a horse on the box. If someone is using it to treat ivermectin their diabetes, chances are they have prescription from a doctor who has some idea of what they are doing and they aren't grabbing horse sized doses.
Yeah, you can use ivermectin to treat afflictions other than worms specifically and in animals other than horses, including people.
But the dose you would give a horse would probably kill your dog (yes, ivermectin is used to treat dogs, but not as common as it is for horses). It's the same reason there are medication differences between what you would give a child and an adult. The dosage for ivermectin that is safe to give to a horse is measured in milligrams. Meanwhile the dose a human should take if they have something that Ivermectin actually has been proven to treat is in micrograms. I will assume you're educated enough in the metric system to know that 1 milligram is 1000 micrograms.
As for the media, if you don't want to trust them, that's fine. How about the people who actually produce the stuff and would stand to make a fortune if it was a viable treatment for Covid? They came out and told people not to take it, because there is no evidence it works on that and it is a literal poison if you take too much. Which is to say if you can't accurately measure micrograms, you are likely going to poison yourself.
Though I will say Dogo Pills is a cute name, even if your comparison is off. We are referring to a specific substance called Ivermectin which is being simplified for one of it's common everyday uses as a horse dewormer. Your example is to take a broad category of substances (antibiotics) and relegate the hundreds of different types to a single simplified reference. Had you given a specific name such a Amoxicillin or Penicillin, your comparison might carry water. But even in such cases, the specific dosage and packaging is important. It's why many pet medications will specify size of the pet and may strictly state not to give an antibiotic designed for a cat to a dog or vice versa.
@Michael Oberg We call aspirin painkillers too, but that isn't all it does. Ivermectin is most commonly being used as a deworming agent, th us it's name. It's absolutely not safe for people to go buy it typically labelled as horse dewormer in animal supply stores and then just take it. It's like Hydroxychloroquine all over again.
“I am dying though” 💀💀
1:43 'Scuze me, Scuze me...' 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂❣
The one with Liam is damn terrifying holy shit...this needs a movie
You know Peele wrote and directed ‘Get Out’ and ‘Us’, yeah?
Jordan peele plays a weirdo too good. It's almost like he is one. 😁
It only took 7 seconds for this video to get me saying WTF!? 😂😂😂
9:51 the second I heard him say the other name for the Affordable Care Act I knew what was gonna happen lol
Same. I never lowered my volume so quick in my life.
13:30 is it just me or everyone could also feel like jordan is really trying to suppress his laugh? Hahahahaha
2:07 lmaoooo the skeleton high-five
3:13 that face
How do they have so much range in characters and pull it off so well 😂😂
7:48 That, “What!” Gets me laughing every single time 🤣
Those death bed requests are brutal 😂😂
Key & Peele are truly in a class of their own their sketch demonstrate their comedic genius they are Titans
1:00
Wow they way he said "deteriorating" with the accent. It's actually harder than it sounds.
I just said it. It’s not that hard
@@Thaisc67 congrats, heres your trophy. 🏆
@@clark5955 congrats, heres your trophy. 🏆
@@Thaisc67 Congrats, here's your trophy.🏆
@@Thaisc67 Do you want a medal?🥇
Key looking like that scientist guy from the movie Short Circuit 1 and 2, in the second skit LOL 😂
These guys are the undisputed world champions of comedy!
Jesuuus.. What an intro!
Ok?????
The absolute desperation in his voice when he says "Nurse, Fix my wiiffee!" 😂😂😂
When he high five the skeleton. Always make me laugh!!
3:34 Will forever associate dude with Breaking Bad.
The dentist was getting ready to Pulp Fiction Peele with no Bruce Willis to save him...
Whoa, two new sketches I’ve never seen before.
I have few on my channul
No matter what I can always count on these 2 to make me laugh!
I understand why the Obamacare skit never made it as a UA-cam video of its own
"Promise me you'll never sleep with another woman."
She didn't say he couldn't sleep with guys.
I dont think this helps lol
also, that joke was stolen from scary movie 3 where Charlie sheen talks to his dying wife
Why are you geh?
Looooooooophole
She also specified ANOTHER woman, so as long as her body's still fresh...
0:55 that laugh got me traumatized .... dude's a legend.
"As I stand over both of you, I'll need a glass of water in 10mins."
🤣🤣
Damn! Devil child one wasn’t comedy for sure. It was horror.
Nah it was Comedy Horror. Like Keegan in Hell Baby.
Are you sure it was the funniest!!!
when she said “oh” that shit had me dying
Can’t believe they got Badger in for some of these sketches.
The way that Key be slapping Peele in these skits is hilarious
How can his Indian accent be so perfect?!
3:38 the 2 best hitman west of the Mississippi
What the hell was the dentist gonna do if he actually went to sleep?
Fix his teeth of course
What all the other dentist that got locked up for crazy behavior
SERIOUSLY!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The same thing your dentist does when they put you under.
Open his other mouth. The one without teeth.
That first one... What a roller coaster of emotions!
"I wish to take all the prostectic legs in the hospital. And bind them together with the dried flesh of the dead"
"They wanna give you prescriptions." That was like 20 years ago.
Oh come on, really? It’s not like that anymore?
His Indian accent deserves an award of its own.
Old man was a man of his convictions.
Role-playing being a dentist😂😂😂
10:33 Best skit lmao
its so random how that guy rips his own heart out
funniest part of the “yo mama” skit is dude in the red who actin like that ain’t his family lmao
"Mine?!"
"Especially you."
"....oh.." 😬
For having like a half a line, that girl was perfect 😂😂😂
The opening sketch… I’ve never seen that one before. Was that the full version?
I haven’t seen it either
it was a short opening sketch
Yeah thats mostly all of it, I’m pretty sure there’s a beginning part where he tells him to start counting down then it kinda picks up on where this one starts but this basically got all of it. I haven’t seen that skit in so long so I was surprised when it showed up here