Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025

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  • @burieddreamer
    @burieddreamer 3 роки тому +5162

    I identify as a millionaire. I'm a transwealth. Yet every time I walk into the bank to make a withdraw, or I try to buy properties, or get new credit cards, etc, I'm laughed at and ridiculed. I feel really depressed about that. People are intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transwealthphobic people.

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 2 роки тому +32

      Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.

    • @thehammer9599
      @thehammer9599 2 роки тому +307

      I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 2 роки тому +245

      You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.

    • @talisikid1618
      @talisikid1618 2 роки тому +34

      LOL!!
      That’s me too!!

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 2 роки тому +71

      i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.

  • @ogenmatic
    @ogenmatic 3 роки тому +5581

    Face it folks. Norm’s bicycle is much heavier than the bicycles of his competitors and he STILL crushes them! A true hero & an inspiration to us all.

  • @Ieatpaste23
    @Ieatpaste23 3 роки тому +15402

    Motorcycles have no advantage over bicycles. This man is stunning and brave.

    • @ApacheJay156
      @ApacheJay156 3 роки тому +805

      The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!

    • @Ieatpaste23
      @Ieatpaste23 3 роки тому +367

      @@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.

    • @na1677
      @na1677 3 роки тому +102

      LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!

    • @na1677
      @na1677 3 роки тому +71

      Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!

    • @Ieatpaste23
      @Ieatpaste23 3 роки тому +219

      @@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.

  • @Headstones666
    @Headstones666 10 місяців тому +2606

    im so inspired by this i bought a forklift and starting my power lifter career

  • @AlexRides808
    @AlexRides808 3 роки тому +4179

    If Norm doesn't qualify for Tour De France, we riot.

    • @valdivia1234567
      @valdivia1234567 3 роки тому +200

      We will 93% peacefully riot.

    • @draven4464
      @draven4464 3 роки тому +95

      @@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy

    • @WolverineIncognito
      @WolverineIncognito 3 роки тому +69

      That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s

    • @duggerson8982
      @duggerson8982 3 роки тому +12

      @@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time

    • @62cripple
      @62cripple 3 роки тому +3

      🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇿👌🏻🍻

  • @cyancapsulesgone
    @cyancapsulesgone 2 роки тому +4540

    The real problem is that Norm's bicycle was arbitrarily ASSIGNED the designation motorcycle at the time of production. The machinists failed to wait until they saw if the bike FEELS LIKE a bicycle or a motorcycle.

    • @SomeOne-ji8ny
      @SomeOne-ji8ny 2 роки тому +30

      👌

    • @aurora_wolf
      @aurora_wolf 2 роки тому +34

      This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @suhaastsunduru887
      @suhaastsunduru887 2 роки тому +6

      noice

    • @smartbiney801
      @smartbiney801 2 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andreasrumpf9012
      @andreasrumpf9012 2 роки тому +76

      It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 2 роки тому +1993

    He's showing us his truth. He's a constant victim of the bicyclegemony and the pedalarchy but he never stopped his struggles.
    That means he's a hero.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 2 роки тому +37

      Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!

    • @Blackwhite99251
      @Blackwhite99251 2 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Man what?? You got me there

    • @michaeldionne4732
      @michaeldionne4732 2 роки тому +15

      Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

    • @suryakiran3085
      @suryakiran3085 2 роки тому

      Pedalarchy. 😂😂

    • @outlander234
      @outlander234 2 роки тому +42

      Pedalarchy xD

  • @sheild1117
    @sheild1117 10 місяців тому +282

    I can only imagine all the looks Norm gets in the locker room before each race when all the other cyclists are putting on their skin suits, and Norm is putting on his leathers, it must be very uncomfortable for him, but he yet still gets out there and competes with grace and dignity!

  • @jcmafia6979
    @jcmafia6979 3 роки тому +11781

    I used to be considered obese. But I started identifying as slim. I'm now a translender.

    • @fingerscrossed2453
      @fingerscrossed2453 3 роки тому +309

      I support you

    • @jcmafia6979
      @jcmafia6979 3 роки тому +452

      @@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.

    • @salsal8881
      @salsal8881 3 роки тому +236

      @@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.

    • @jcmafia6979
      @jcmafia6979 3 роки тому +55

      @@salsal8881 😂✌

    • @jcmafia6979
      @jcmafia6979 3 роки тому +35

      @@mcultra57 😂👏

  • @thenewguy6839
    @thenewguy6839 2 роки тому +2946

    This resonates with me because I identify as someone who doesn't owe any taxes. Finding understanding and acceptance is a constant uphill battle.

    • @FlyingWire5
      @FlyingWire5 2 роки тому +304

      I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me

    • @branson4090
      @branson4090 2 роки тому +96

      @@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.

    • @tendatonda1634
      @tendatonda1634 2 роки тому +69

      @@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .

    • @paulaskew1294
      @paulaskew1294 2 роки тому +27

      That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 2 роки тому +13

      wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af

  • @oilieds9555
    @oilieds9555 2 роки тому +2780

    Inspirational! I was a 225 lb., 6'2 mediocre hockey player. My wife reminded me that I have the maturity of a 12 year old, so now that I identify as such, I'm knocking the crap out of all the other inexplicably smaller 12 year olds in peewee hockey. Thanks Norm.

    • @faithful451
      @faithful451 2 роки тому +39

      Lmao

    • @keepingthefaith9041
      @keepingthefaith9041 2 роки тому +147

      YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE

    • @jashkons
      @jashkons 2 роки тому +46

      You are inspiration buddy, thank you

    • @iobenborbiliac5960
      @iobenborbiliac5960 2 роки тому +69

      This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.

    • @keepingthefaith9041
      @keepingthefaith9041 2 роки тому +16

      @@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.

  • @wildwestjanbutcher650
    @wildwestjanbutcher650 10 місяців тому +2310

    My birth certificate says I’m 61, but my birthdate is just a number “assigned” to me at birth. I identify as a 67 year old, so where’s my pension!

    • @nidepengyou101
      @nidepengyou101 10 місяців тому +41

      Genius ❤

    • @bolutt
      @bolutt 10 місяців тому +44

      The most logical statement EVER!!

    • @NightWear21
      @NightWear21 9 місяців тому

      Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @Jonathan.D
      @Jonathan.D 9 місяців тому +77

      My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook.
      His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.

    • @frenzyviz6296
      @frenzyviz6296 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, mine too!

  • @anousenic
    @anousenic 2 роки тому +2653

    "Can you define the word 'bicyclists'?"
    "No I can't, I'm not a mechanic."

    • @DieselDoktor
      @DieselDoktor 2 роки тому +71

      As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.*
      Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”…
      😂🤣🤣

    • @PBerning
      @PBerning 2 роки тому +6

      🙌👏 Exactly!!

    • @gumbalagumbalaka
      @gumbalagumbalaka 2 роки тому +41

      Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.

    • @pedropalacios1
      @pedropalacios1 2 роки тому

      Bigot

    • @pedropalacios1
      @pedropalacios1 2 роки тому +1

      TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!

  • @edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx
    @edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx 2 роки тому +32835

    I'm not a mechanic, so I can't tell what a motorcycle or a bicycle is. If he identifies as a bicyclist, he must be one. I'm an ally of the transvehicle community.

    • @josealmeida76
      @josealmeida76 2 роки тому +8

      "I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!"
      One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.

    • @catwhisperer9489
      @catwhisperer9489 2 роки тому +459

      😂 😂 😂

    • @unclecreepy4185
      @unclecreepy4185 2 роки тому +1174

      I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.

    • @craigscott2315
      @craigscott2315 2 роки тому +163

      @@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?

    • @stolearovigor281
      @stolearovigor281 2 роки тому +53

      😆😆😆

  • @brianh2287
    @brianh2287 3 роки тому +783

    This is what real athletes look like. What an amazing story, and bravery.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 3 роки тому +30

      I am totally inspired.

    • @harryfloros8796
      @harryfloros8796 3 роки тому +15

      Stunning...and brave.

    • @gregb8824
      @gregb8824 3 роки тому +13

      The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.

    • @Noah-zz8uw
      @Noah-zz8uw 3 роки тому +6

      I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though

  • @datgriffcray
    @datgriffcray 4 місяці тому +72

    I showed this video to my 6 month old old and he said “being a cyclist is a social construct rooted in patriarchial racism.” I couldn’t be more proud 😢

    • @vadim6385
      @vadim6385 Місяць тому

      PC babies. Their minds are already made up before anyone says anything.

  • @tareksadmi7153
    @tareksadmi7153 3 роки тому +3111

    Bicycles and motorcycles are social constructs! Let him be his true self! Live YOUR truth Norm! Stunning and brave

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 3 роки тому +113

      A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.

    • @folieadeux5463
      @folieadeux5463 3 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAH

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 2 роки тому +13

      Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!

    • @robskalas
      @robskalas 2 роки тому +9

      Your lived experience is all that matters!

    • @markpayne2217
      @markpayne2217 2 роки тому +38

      @@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.

  • @taotoo2
    @taotoo2 3 роки тому +3363

    His parents should never have forced their motorcyclist identity on him in the first place.

    • @shivajesus
      @shivajesus 3 роки тому +22

      I knew it would be an Aprilia!

    • @nathanwaldron4259
      @nathanwaldron4259 3 роки тому +11

      That’s fucking halirious

    • @JA-yz8eq
      @JA-yz8eq 3 роки тому +52

      Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?

    • @ExtremeDeathman
      @ExtremeDeathman 3 роки тому +7

      @@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet 3 роки тому +5

      No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.

  • @mohammadtausifrafi8277
    @mohammadtausifrafi8277 Рік тому +5907

    Why cannot a person just identify as the winner? End this discrimination already.

  • @brunomalbuquerque91
    @brunomalbuquerque91 Рік тому +420

    this story just inspired me. During rush hour, i want to be identified as 2 people, so i can use the HOV lane.

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 11 місяців тому +13

      I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.

    • @DroneToTable
      @DroneToTable 10 місяців тому +11

      You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂

    • @jeffknott1975
      @jeffknott1975 10 місяців тому +11

      Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!

    • @BF-27
      @BF-27 10 місяців тому +3

      I think the actual term is “two spirit”

    • @badmuppet6532
      @badmuppet6532 8 місяців тому

      You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!

  • @davekendall5273
    @davekendall5273 3 роки тому +4022

    Fact Check: Experts in transvehiclism have debunked the claim that a 200hp engine provides any competitive advantage. Transbicyclphobes are simply opposed to greater diversity in bicycle races.

    • @JK-cv9jf
      @JK-cv9jf 3 роки тому +143

      Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well

    • @vivianvandermerwe1380
      @vivianvandermerwe1380 3 роки тому +153

      Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 3 роки тому +112

      They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.

    • @lawsonransom8318
      @lawsonransom8318 3 роки тому +11

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!

    • @margomargo2
      @margomargo2 3 роки тому +10

      Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.

  • @carissstewart3211
    @carissstewart3211 3 роки тому +1370

    Clearly Hiccup has an unfair advantage:
    He had embraced him true self while all the losers focused on pesky things like facts.

    • @jakeweberzwier8655
      @jakeweberzwier8655 3 роки тому +12

      @Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"

    • @marks6663
      @marks6663 3 роки тому +20

      we choose truth over facts.

    • @andymanaus1077
      @andymanaus1077 3 роки тому +29

      My feelings don't care about your facts.

    • @bunsonhoneydew9099
      @bunsonhoneydew9099 3 роки тому +3

      Well said

    • @antlerr
      @antlerr 2 роки тому +1

      @@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!

  • @joelday9155
    @joelday9155 Рік тому +2576

    As a third generation motorcycle rider I was so proud when my son announced that he was bike curious

    • @tamalpias
      @tamalpias Рік тому +42

      ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!

    • @Fnstine
      @Fnstine Рік тому +49

      It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵‍💫👍
      Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳

    • @davidlafontant2973
      @davidlafontant2973 Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @gabortolnai984
      @gabortolnai984 Рік тому +7

      BEST COMMENT!!! :)

    • @jamest2401
      @jamest2401 Рік тому +9

      That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣

  • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
    @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 5 місяців тому +230

    This got very relevant during the 2024 Olympics

    • @mr.shannon6137
      @mr.shannon6137 5 місяців тому

      No more women's sports. Its men's and gay mens sports.

    • @daPvta
      @daPvta 5 місяців тому +1

      oh damn. I didn't look at the upload date before. Thought it was related lmao

    • @melophylic7469
      @melophylic7469 4 місяці тому +2

      how come?

    • @Wandering_Weeb
      @Wandering_Weeb 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@melophylic7469there is a female boxer who got a special medical condition that increases her testosterone so people thought she was trans and should not have been allowed to compete against females

    • @crusaderACR
      @crusaderACR 4 місяці тому +21

      ​@@Wandering_Weeb If you mean the Algerian boxer, that person ended up being male genetically. The condition is that, despite being a male, s(he) didn't develop genitals as normal. But it's a male.

  • @saldipasqualeproductions5055
    @saldipasqualeproductions5055 2 роки тому +2956

    I'm with you Norm. After years of reflection - and in no way related to wanting to dominate a sport - I finally realized that my life as a 40 year old was a lie. I now identify as an 11 year old and play little league baseball with my son. I never felt better throwing an 70 mph fastball, having a 1.000 batting average and just being me. And the craziest thing has happened... My team and I have won 3 consecutive Little League titles! Totally unrelated!

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 2 роки тому +17

      "Beak Fishtrout....Junior"

    • @lennartsix6102
      @lennartsix6102 2 роки тому +114

      Everybody gangster till you get a girlfriend in little league

    • @skelen6577
      @skelen6577 2 роки тому +2

      Totally unreal*. Had to correct you buddy

    • @andyruiz9349
      @andyruiz9349 2 роки тому +4

      Somebody already beat you to that transitioning. Look him-her up, name is "Stefoknee" a 7 year old girl/46-year--old auto mechanic man.

    • @shooshatowers8059
      @shooshatowers8059 2 роки тому +3

      You're so brave. Hugz.

  • @altaccaltacc7652
    @altaccaltacc7652 Рік тому +1568

    as a scammer identifies as a charity chairman, this brings tears to my eyes and inspire me to continue my fight against those bigoted anti corruption agencies.

  • @jameslittle7750
    @jameslittle7750 3 роки тому +8946

    There is NO mechanical difference between motorcycles and bicycles, that's a fact, it's science.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +1026

      Bicycles are a social construct.

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 3 роки тому +531

      Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.

    • @gotzvonunentberlichingen1452
      @gotzvonunentberlichingen1452 3 роки тому +297

      As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.

    • @gigakuma
      @gigakuma 3 роки тому +213

      The science is settled guys.😂👍

    • @Noah-zz8uw
      @Noah-zz8uw 3 роки тому +326

      Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate

  • @gregc2236
    @gregc2236 11 місяців тому +821

    I used to be poor, but now I identify as a millionaire. The bank said I only have $76.48, but they are just being richaphobic.

    • @I_S_Chew
      @I_S_Chew 7 місяців тому +31

      Bigots!

    • @ECM77
      @ECM77 6 місяців тому

      Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…

    • @FallenderStern
      @FallenderStern 6 місяців тому +33

      Cancel em on twitter.

    • @vectinator7605
      @vectinator7605 6 місяців тому +19

      Then you sued the bank for being for being richaphoic and they gave you money as it was rightfully yours as a millionaire.

    • @Orion_Arts
      @Orion_Arts 5 місяців тому +3

      That's discrimination. Sue them for going against your basic human rights of identifying as stuff you're not.

  • @samsmullen991
    @samsmullen991 3 роки тому +472

    I'm still waiting for my Medicare and Social Security benefits since I've identified myself as 70 year old. My biological age is irreverent.

    • @davidryder3374
      @davidryder3374 3 роки тому +32

      I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 роки тому +6

      Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.

    • @freddexta3363
      @freddexta3363 3 роки тому +9

      @Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.

    • @AndieZ4U2
      @AndieZ4U2 3 роки тому

      @@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 3 роки тому +5

      @Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.

  • @StudleyDuderight
    @StudleyDuderight 2 роки тому +1558

    For years I felt out of place driving my car home from work in rush hour traffic. One day something just clicked and I realized I was actually driving a police cruiser. I installed lights and a siren and now I don't sit in traffic anymore. The crazy thing is I apparently wasn't alone. There were others who felt the same way I did. They even escorted me all the way to my house. Some people have accused me of impersonating a police officer, but they're just bigots who can't accept me being who I truly am.

    • @kellybults8248
      @kellybults8248 2 роки тому +13

      would be so mutch funnier if ur name was jeremy white

    • @testsubject5990
      @testsubject5990 2 роки тому +116

      Same here, but I identify myself as a pedestrian and use the footpath. Some pedestrians were disgruntled as I push past them in my car but if they should respect my choice to be a pedestrian in a car.

    • @theochasid8996
      @theochasid8996 2 роки тому +7

      Lol perfect

    • @kimberlyhovis5864
      @kimberlyhovis5864 2 роки тому +8

      Nailed it, lol!

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +9

      @@testsubject5990
      We really owe a debt to a certain Fred Flintstone, for our current freedom to self-identify as pedestrians in cars. If it weren’t for his bold use of a foot-powered city & highway vehicle, this world would be a much more oppressive place.
      Same goes for his use of a fresh dowsing of elephant snot to get him lathered up and raring to go in the morning. Without that, no modern showers! Thank you, Mr. Flintstone.

  • @justincider8892
    @justincider8892 3 роки тому +353

    I've never heard of this guy, but this is stunning and incredibly brave to finally live life as himself. I'm proud to be a trans-vehicle ally.

    • @kevinh2345
      @kevinh2345 3 роки тому +27

      Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission

    • @ElliottWong2024
      @ElliottWong2024 3 роки тому +7

      @@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission"
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @soundmindbodydivine
    @soundmindbodydivine 10 місяців тому +35

    Thank you. The world needs this.

  • @Laurakemn
    @Laurakemn 3 роки тому +1417

    I am appalled by all the hate and enginephobia in the comments. I am so proud of you, Norm. Way to finally speak your truth.

  • @michaellin7165
    @michaellin7165 3 роки тому +1197

    When getting paid, I identify $100 bills as $1 bills. When paying others, I identify $1 bills as $100 bills. Truth is relative. My truth is more truthful than your truth.

    • @craigfoote7218
      @craigfoote7218 3 роки тому +63

      You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 3 роки тому +35

      Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded

    • @Nicator_
      @Nicator_ 3 роки тому +43

      I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid

    • @gotribe8333
      @gotribe8333 3 роки тому +24

      Live your truth. Stunning and brave!

    • @mappsmappings4025
      @mappsmappings4025 3 роки тому +13

      I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference
      could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while

  • @heddshot87
    @heddshot87 2 роки тому +2545

    After watching this I realized I was the same. I dragged my motorcycle into a bicycle shop and they yelled at me to get out. I have never cried so hard. I've just filed a lawsuit.

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 Рік тому +1

      such transvehiclephobes we should hold a transvehicle pride parade in front of their shop wearing leather jackets labeled hells angels as the name of our movement and just rev our bicycles till they get a noise complaint and their business simply put out due to the lack of customers, that should show those transbike harassers

    • @RustBucketYT
      @RustBucketYT Рік тому +36

      I motorized my bicycle what have I done… have a gone to far?

    • @abhinavanekapalli3639
      @abhinavanekapalli3639 Рік тому

      ​@@RustBucketYT use ART(automotive replacement therapy) it will help u transition a bit faster

    • @samyporrata5840
      @samyporrata5840 Рік тому +53

      I’m sorry you experienced bigotry

    • @screamingsixties
      @screamingsixties Рік тому +18

      Literally shaking rn

  • @catsamazing338
    @catsamazing338 10 місяців тому +46

    Brilliant. You’ve just shown the lunacy of the ‘woke’ in all its shining glory 👍

  • @Tweekend27
    @Tweekend27 2 роки тому +2542

    This is completely unfair. His bike has benefited from years of internal combustion propulsion. No one wants to speak up for fear of being labelled a 'throttle-phobe'.

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.

    • @notademobot4179
      @notademobot4179 2 роки тому +32

      Twitter's coming...

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      @@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming

    • @lelamaciolek1166
      @lelamaciolek1166 2 роки тому +67

      Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.

  • @JohnBowl14690
    @JohnBowl14690 Рік тому +996

    Massive courage for coming out. I am still a closet bicyclist. Bike shops still shun servicing my bike...calling it names like ...that's Harley, not a bike. I am totally distraught.

    • @eljoanthonynj6817
      @eljoanthonynj6817 Рік тому +45

      That's insane! I'm offended on your behalf and would sue them to oblivion 😡

    • @RoadToStrength-nv8ei
      @RoadToStrength-nv8ei 11 місяців тому +19

      I'm sorry you experiencd such a hateful horrific attack. Just know you have support from other transmotors all over the world

    • @TakiMitsuha2016
      @TakiMitsuha2016 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zobius9191
      @zobius9191 11 місяців тому +3

      "Sorry sir we don't carry those kind of chains.."

    • @bonnielucas3244
      @bonnielucas3244 10 місяців тому

      👍👍👍👍

  • @wij8044
    @wij8044 3 роки тому +483

    It all started when he was only bike-curious.

    • @margomargo2
      @margomargo2 3 роки тому +12

      nicely played!

    • @ij2759
      @ij2759 3 роки тому +7

      He? HOW DARE YOU

    • @chigozie123
      @chigozie123 3 роки тому +6

      A moment of silence for this gem...
      Thank you sir

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому +8

      "But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."

  • @wabbit4936
    @wabbit4936 11 місяців тому +25

    I was never satisfied being a speedboat skipper, i always knew something in my life was amiss, that's when i embraced my truth and realised i was actually an olympic sailor, now i've crushed all the world records and receive a fancy gold medal after every race!

  • @davidryder3374
    @davidryder3374 3 роки тому +495

    I'm worried that people doing satire will soon find themselves out of work, as there won't be any way to be more silly than the actual reality.

    • @zapazap
      @zapazap 3 роки тому +8

      Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue.
      I don't know how long that will last though.
      Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_

    • @cristiewentz8586
      @cristiewentz8586 3 роки тому

      @The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +16

      I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is...
      Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.

    • @zapazap
      @zapazap 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)

    • @brunetteordie
      @brunetteordie 3 роки тому +2

      Welcome to china.

  • @fjb2986
    @fjb2986 3 роки тому +733

    I had tears streaming down my face. This was increadibly inspirational! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this amazing story?

  • @vivianvandermerwe1380
    @vivianvandermerwe1380 3 роки тому +202

    The studies show that if he uses low octane fuel for a year, it levels the playing field. Bicyclists really should stop complaining!

    • @steve166h
      @steve166h 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @goats72jannah60
      @goats72jannah60 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's to the point

    • @johndavis7078
      @johndavis7078 10 місяців тому +2

      I never thought of that. But you're right! Ten thousand, billion, zillion studies have been conducted around the world and we KNOW it's true!

    • @lornamurdocheaton624
      @lornamurdocheaton624 8 місяців тому +1

      Low octane fuel use by minors should absolutely be banned though.

    • @luzclara3855
      @luzclara3855 8 місяців тому +3

      Best comment. 🏆🥇

  • @Luvacanuck
    @Luvacanuck 11 місяців тому +33

    I identify as having NOT laughed my bum off over this! Also, some of the most clever comments on a video EVER!(Even more relatable 2yrs on)❤️🇨🇦👍🏼

  • @sauzeeee
    @sauzeeee 3 роки тому +719

    "Brave and stunning; an inspiring story for future transmissioning cyclists" - NYTimes

    • @steveburg815
      @steveburg815 3 роки тому +10

      Transmissioning - I can only hope that was intentional.

    • @OnochieAfigbo
      @OnochieAfigbo 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @briansimmons8643
      @briansimmons8643 3 роки тому +5

      It was one thing when they just demanded the r1ght to drive their motorcycles as bicycles in the privacy of their own driveways, but this is too much. Its gone too far.

    • @briansimmons8643
      @briansimmons8643 3 роки тому +5

      We need to have comprehensive driver's ed in pre-school so ch1ldren aren't forced into a Bicyclonormative social framework.

    • @Arp477
      @Arp477 3 роки тому +1

      Thats a great double-entendre!

  • @jeffsummstl
    @jeffsummstl 3 роки тому +500

    Unrelated things happen after other unrelated things.
    - Norm Hiccup

    • @BigSmartArmed
      @BigSmartArmed 3 роки тому +9

      That sounds like a perfect alibi....

    • @SongstaForLife
      @SongstaForLife 3 роки тому +9

      It’s a common expression.

    • @pariah_carey
      @pariah_carey 3 роки тому +4

      INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻

    • @AndieZ4U2
      @AndieZ4U2 3 роки тому +5

      Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time

    • @louisalevine3711
      @louisalevine3711 3 роки тому

      This is priceless!

  • @rs72098
    @rs72098 2 роки тому +794

    They should give him the "Bicyclist of the year" award. His people have been discriminated against their whole lives.

    • @cyancapsulesgone
      @cyancapsulesgone 2 роки тому +14

      That is a BRILLIANT follow-up to their Man of the Year bit that got them kicked off of Twitter. Brilliant! Babylon Bee, I hope you're listening.

    • @AinzWoolGown
      @AinzWoolGown 2 роки тому +2

      The bicyclists were fighting dor decades to gain recognition and a spot on different motorway strata. After trying for decades to bring some green representation, battling the toxic motorists, they are allowing themselves to sabotaged by the transvehiclists. Its pathetic.

    • @theneurologist1
      @theneurologist1 Рік тому +1

      Definitely! Then they should be paid millions in reparations because of their great great great grandfather bicyclist having to be oppressed over a hundred years ago.....

  • @Puhckaaaa
    @Puhckaaaa 11 місяців тому +318

    It’s crazy how, in 2024, I, by the title, believed it could happen

    • @Robert-bk1dm
      @Robert-bk1dm 10 місяців тому +19

      It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.

    • @TheGadileck
      @TheGadileck 9 місяців тому +10

      Excellent use of the comma.

    • @diaperamess
      @diaperamess 8 місяців тому +6

      it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 7 місяців тому +5

      @@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.

    • @lashicd
      @lashicd 7 місяців тому

      I thought the same thing

  • @yourmajesty1099
    @yourmajesty1099 3 роки тому +449

    I bet you all the transvehiclephobes and bigots are going to dislike this video denying Norms right to exist as a bicyclist...

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 роки тому +10

      11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(

    • @OlTrailDog
      @OlTrailDog 3 роки тому +9

      Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.

    • @yourmajesty1099
      @yourmajesty1099 3 роки тому +14

      @@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?

    • @adamgm130
      @adamgm130 3 роки тому +1

      who cares?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +1

      @@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!

  • @MikeyDog
    @MikeyDog 3 роки тому +130

    Finally a shout out to the Transvehicle community. Thank you so much for doing this.

    • @Mary-vw8gh
      @Mary-vw8gh 3 роки тому +16

      We are here for you. You are valid. Keep living your truth!!
      #TransvehiclistLivesMatter

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 3 роки тому +4

      Yall are killing me....aw heck....where did I put my Depends??

  • @brindlebriar
    @brindlebriar 2 роки тому +928

    I caught something really clever in this, and I'm not sure everyone caught it: His name was Norm, so when he transitioned, he became 'the new Norm.'

  • @Washington-Dreaming
    @Washington-Dreaming 7 місяців тому +22

    People say I’m “mean.” Fair enough. But I identify as a “nice person.” So bow down to my niceness. Or else.

  • @carlschnackel3051
    @carlschnackel3051 3 роки тому +639

    I love the way this site pokes fun at the stupidity in the world.

    • @Phobos1483
      @Phobos1483 3 роки тому +19

      How long will it be allowed?

    • @FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum
      @FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum 3 роки тому +7

      @@Phobos1483yup

    • @CLXCL
      @CLXCL 3 роки тому +31

      Not world - West mostly. The rest of the world could be poor but has common sense.

    • @FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum
      @FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum 3 роки тому +5

      @@CLXCL west Europe is just like America tho, democracy is there the strongest and soon every country will become like that I mean that's what they are working on.

    • @CLXCL
      @CLXCL 3 роки тому +3

      @@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum I said "west". Do you know what that means, right? West Europe is a "west" I was talking about. I agree with your second statement but bro learn some global terminologies.

  • @mrisdn98r
    @mrisdn98r 3 роки тому +817

    I heard that he had to sign a document confirming that his bicycle has not run on any gasoline higher than 85 octane for 1 year. It's so wonderful to see such diversity and inclusiveness.

    • @ayodub
      @ayodub 3 роки тому +15

      brilliant

    • @briellebardot5252
      @briellebardot5252 3 роки тому +11

      They should add that in!

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @SouthBaySteelers
      @SouthBaySteelers 3 роки тому +4

      what are you - a transenergetic phobe? That is solar, bro! Now the government wants to ban all solar energy you put in the energy containment cell. Typical haters like you call it gasoline.

  • @johnpersse1723
    @johnpersse1723 2 роки тому +891

    Bigots see a “motorcyclist” I see a strong power BRAVE Bicyclist who finally found his truth.
    When lance armstrong let me and America down by cheating in his races, it was truly inspiring to see a genuine hero emerge.

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.

    • @angelalewis3645
      @angelalewis3645 2 роки тому +6

      🙌🏻

    • @jeffcarroll6553
      @jeffcarroll6553 2 роки тому +28

      Lance identified as a non drug taking cyclist.
      Not sure why he was banned.

    • @marthajohann7367
      @marthajohann7367 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ericpabon2458
      @ericpabon2458 2 роки тому

      hahahahaha

  • @Abcd1234kkji
    @Abcd1234kkji 5 місяців тому +24

    Watching this after the olympics lmao this couldnt age any better how stupendous modern people can be

  • @DavidKowalski
    @DavidKowalski 3 роки тому +113

    I'm so proud of Norm for his courage to publicly be who he truly is and to endure the hate he receives from narrow-minded people.

    • @edwardsd240
      @edwardsd240 3 роки тому +7

      I’m sure he received death threats. That proves he’s a victim and needs to be protected.

    • @hongkongphooey77
      @hongkongphooey77 3 роки тому +2

      Don't you mean narrow laned people 🤣

  • @BaronFreedomVonThundergun
    @BaronFreedomVonThundergun 3 роки тому +418

    “Why are you like huffing and puffing, bro?”
    “I dunno.”
    That one killed me.

    • @ibwonderful1
      @ibwonderful1 3 роки тому +6

      @aDBo'Ch 1 That was great as was the "..and Teen Vogue ran over my bike with a steam roller and kidnapped my children...". Absolutely hysterical. This is one of the best videos I've seen in a long, long time!!

    • @christophekeating21
      @christophekeating21 3 роки тому +7

      Because he was cycling, and that made him be out of breath. He's a bicyclist, remember?

    • @thechad1760
      @thechad1760 3 роки тому +3

      Rite 😂

    • @FlabbyAbi
      @FlabbyAbi 3 роки тому +1

      @@ibwonderful1 yes same here. It's pure gold 🤣

  • @John-cj7et
    @John-cj7et 3 роки тому +301

    Norm is an inspiration to me. I now identify as a bicyclist, driving my Toyota Camry. Yeah, I miss some of the checkpoints that aren't on a street but the organizers put them there because they are racists.

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 2 роки тому

      its people like you that are destroying the cause from the inside. They arent racists they are white supremacists. Words have power and can be used as weapons. Please educate yourself before spreading any harmful ignorance.

    • @ISuperI
      @ISuperI 2 роки тому

      XD

    • @Mallus01
      @Mallus01 2 роки тому +1

      Wow you are so brave!

    • @culturecanvas777
      @culturecanvas777 2 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 10 місяців тому +15

    As a bi-cyclist, I support the bravery of Norm and his determination. Two wheels, handlebars, and a sweet seat. We're all the same! 👽✌️

  • @BigGator5
    @BigGator5 3 роки тому +871

    So stunning. So brave.

  • @pythonbbx
    @pythonbbx Рік тому +2042

    As someone who’s motorfluid, this guy makes me so proud

    • @SundaeSaurus
      @SundaeSaurus Рік тому +47

      Think about the motorqueers 🥹

    • @NOOBCRASTINATOR69
      @NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Рік тому +33

      What about cismotors??

    • @LA_HA
      @LA_HA Рік тому +69

      ​@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap.
      Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?

    • @NOOBCRASTINATOR69
      @NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Рік тому +8

      @@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣

    • @joshuaam7701
      @joshuaam7701 Рік тому +26

      Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…

  • @freakbrothers2012
    @freakbrothers2012 3 роки тому +208

    On the flipside Judy Slowlap, the cyclist who identifies with a motorcyclist, has just come last, again, in her 35th motorcycle race. You go Judy.

    • @bastis3439
      @bastis3439 3 роки тому +4

      Stunning and brave

    • @joelmartin2549
      @joelmartin2549 3 роки тому +5

      Not gonna happen, have you ever heard of a trans female to male compete in sports?

    • @Apriluser
      @Apriluser 3 роки тому

      @@joelmartin2549
      Right??

    • @ufoclips1
      @ufoclips1 3 роки тому

      I`m sorry,but "flipside"is homophobical.Report to the nearest purple haired person and give yousrlf up.

  • @leaguemastergg3647
    @leaguemastergg3647 9 місяців тому +3

    So inspiring, this video changed my life thank you Babylon Bee 😭😂

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 3 роки тому +236

    The difference between a motor bike and a bicycle is all in the mind.

    • @stevecade857
      @stevecade857 3 роки тому +10

      I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.

    • @fierce-green-fire8887
      @fierce-green-fire8887 3 роки тому +9

      @@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.

    • @christophermorrison8632
      @christophermorrison8632 3 роки тому +2

      ...until you have to take one up a steep hill...

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 3 роки тому

      Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.

    • @periodictable118
      @periodictable118 4 місяці тому +1

      @@fierce-green-fire8887 this lowkey such a gem

  • @aevenova9780
    @aevenova9780 2 роки тому +2917

    Very spooky how this isn't really satire anymore

    • @The_Rising_Dragon
      @The_Rising_Dragon 2 роки тому +19

      WAIT WHAT?!

    • @TwinGoats
      @TwinGoats 2 роки тому +59

      Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому

      This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.

    • @GraffitiKitty1
      @GraffitiKitty1 2 роки тому +46

      Some lady married her cat the other day

    • @blankblank7402
      @blankblank7402 2 роки тому +23

      @@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.

  • @techrvl9406
    @techrvl9406 3 роки тому +410

    "IT'S NOT A RACE, SLOW DOWN!!"
    "It was a race... and he knew that."

  • @huey1011
    @huey1011 8 місяців тому +8

    Absolutely love this! What a brilliant way to compare what's really going on. The acting is awesome as well

  • @lukefredsall
    @lukefredsall 2 роки тому +555

    I feel this. I have a jet ski that identifies as a swimmer. I've been killing it in triathlons this year.

  • @wheeliewheelie1
    @wheeliewheelie1 3 роки тому +468

    Motorcycles and bicycles are just social constructs, mostly by mechanics. But they are equal in every way.

    • @AZVIDS
      @AZVIDS 3 роки тому +12

      Mechanics are totally rayshists

    • @aprilrawls5162
      @aprilrawls5162 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @KrunchyJD
      @KrunchyJD 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, they all have 2wheels and round tyres, completely no difference..

    • @justinchan9657
      @justinchan9657 2 роки тому +1

      One is mechanically powered, one is human powered.

    • @flashlight5287
      @flashlight5287 2 роки тому +8

      @@justinchan9657 only in theory…

  • @christopherbeddoe406
    @christopherbeddoe406 3 роки тому +1878

    So the moral of the story is:
    If you can't beat them, identify as a disadvantaged group and beat them.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +40

      NAILED IT!
      😎😎😎

    • @AndieZ4U2
      @AndieZ4U2 3 роки тому +34

      Bullseye 🎯

    • @ritareitsma3770
      @ritareitsma3770 3 роки тому +20

      A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.

    • @ffs6158
      @ffs6158 3 роки тому +7

      Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.

    • @janetbromhead4115
      @janetbromhead4115 3 роки тому +5

      EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃
      Pathetic, aye? 😖

  • @Rob-fx2dw
    @Rob-fx2dw 11 місяців тому +24

    It is so courageous for his motorcycle to come out of the closet so to speak (or was it the garage) after all those years and now compete with the other bicycles who were not trapped in their own frames for all those years.

  • @masksarelies391
    @masksarelies391 3 роки тому +717

    The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening.
    This is why we need laws protecting this group.

    • @MrHooligans
      @MrHooligans 3 роки тому +7

      Hahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahhhhhhahhahhhahahahhh hahhahahahahahahahahagga 1yo

    • @MrHooligans
      @MrHooligans 3 роки тому +4

      You really 9000 iQ comment

    • @tommytigert5993
      @tommytigert5993 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/GoJICbr83Q4/v-deo.html

    • @briansimmons8643
      @briansimmons8643 3 роки тому +14

      It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 3 роки тому +5

      The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.

  • @carl7382
    @carl7382 2 роки тому +520

    My heart goes out to this brave cyclist. Anyone who disagrees how great he is should be cancelled immediately.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 2 роки тому +1

      They're just complete bigots and holding back progression in our society. If they ban his motorcycle from any bike races, that means we are returning back to the dark ages.

    • @idono5935
      @idono5935 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, agree. Like why those people even bother so much about transvehicle. Transbicycle is a bicycle, what is so hard to understand about it.

    • @ghostlightx9005
      @ghostlightx9005 2 роки тому

      Only a racist white supremacist would disagree.

  • @jennyjones9908
    @jennyjones9908 Рік тому +946

    I identify as a 25 year old female. I have been 25 for the last 9 years. He truly inspires me to continue being my true self!!

    • @reinhard7164
      @reinhard7164 Рік тому +41

      Damn. 9yr olds more mature than most american adults.

    • @VictorMarwood
      @VictorMarwood Рік тому +3

      @@klinestill why did you correct him?

    • @srafid2000
      @srafid2000 Рік тому

      You got me on this one!

    • @DersNoNem
      @DersNoNem Рік тому +2

      @@klinestill thanks dad

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому

      ​@@klinestillwhy did you contradict yourselves?

  • @ref123
    @ref123 5 місяців тому +40

    Who's here after the olympics boxing?

  • @WillProwse
    @WillProwse 3 роки тому +728

    Wow, I am touched. So BRAVE 😂

    • @markusaralius
      @markusaralius 3 роки тому +20

      And stunning! Absolutely stunning.

    • @arnoldt47
      @arnoldt47 3 роки тому +10

      Will also watches this channel hahahahahah this world is small where humour minds gather

    • @masksarelies391
      @masksarelies391 3 роки тому +21

      The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening.
      This is why we need laws protecting this group.

    • @heatherstrigens258
      @heatherstrigens258 3 роки тому +7

      Stunning just stunning

    • @Jorexzill
      @Jorexzill 3 роки тому +5

      🤣

  • @yangerjamir0906
    @yangerjamir0906 Рік тому +837

    This comment thread is the best I've ever come across on UA-cam.

    • @rickyracestrickland8927
      @rickyracestrickland8927 9 місяців тому +53

      That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian

    • @shoaibalam6238
      @shoaibalam6238 9 місяців тому +2

      Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂

    • @sawdust466
      @sawdust466 9 місяців тому +2

      I love the Bee….

    • @qjuantum
      @qjuantum 9 місяців тому +1

      Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄

    • @alohamom2380
      @alohamom2380 9 місяців тому +2

      Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 Рік тому +4585

    Don’t worry, all of the racing community is supporting you Norm. We racists support you fully.

  • @robbdarobot
    @robbdarobot Рік тому +6

    Now here's someone who is truly brave and inspirational. Norm, I'm with you all the way!

  • @JustSayin444
    @JustSayin444 3 роки тому +2848

    It's shocking where we are as a society, that THIS is a perfect analogy of what we are seeing in the real world. God help us!

    • @BigSmartArmed
      @BigSmartArmed 3 роки тому +85

      @@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.

    • @abcdefg2120
      @abcdefg2120 3 роки тому +3

      @@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?

    • @BigSmartArmed
      @BigSmartArmed 3 роки тому +52

      @@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.

    • @hkelly1623
      @hkelly1623 3 роки тому +15

      I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?

    • @redwolflancer3051
      @redwolflancer3051 3 роки тому +3

      Couldn't have said it better

  • @stinkyham9050
    @stinkyham9050 2 роки тому +648

    A similar thing happened to me. As a 43 year old man I was getting my ass kicked in the over 30 karate tournaments I entered until I realized I'm a 10 year old non-binary symbol. Now completely unrelated to me entering the 12 and under category I'm a 5 times All Valley Cobra Kai champion.

    • @roderickcortez138
      @roderickcortez138 2 роки тому +33

      You're so brave!

    • @azurecerulean1279
      @azurecerulean1279 2 роки тому +19

      GO OFF QUEEN YAS GET THEM

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 2 роки тому +27

      This 43 year old dude before smacking a child across the room:
      "STRIKE FIRST - STRIKE HARD - NO MERCY"
      The parents: "So brave"

    • @stinkyham9050
      @stinkyham9050 2 роки тому +6

      @@captainobvious8037 LOL. I f@#!ing love it. Can't wait to guest star on Cobra Kai. Hollywood here I come.

    • @waverunner247da-fish7
      @waverunner247da-fish7 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao!!

  • @jamescook5617
    @jamescook5617 3 роки тому +82

    "Bi Cyclist", you know, this should win awards.

  • @Cell4TR
    @Cell4TR 5 місяців тому +25

    The fact that this is a 3 years old video

    • @mr.shannon6137
      @mr.shannon6137 5 місяців тому +5

      I'm also watching it for first time. It is so relevant, it needs to be shared and make it's way to top of everypnes UA-cam recommendations again.

    • @Eagle-gl7bq
      @Eagle-gl7bq 4 місяці тому +1

      I just realized that after reading your comments. How could this video so relevant to Olympic 2024?! ❤

  • @David_Trowbridge
    @David_Trowbridge Рік тому +1440

    This is groundbreaking, I think I'm going to identify as a bus during rush hour and drive in the bus lane

    • @corporal747
      @corporal747 Рік тому +15

      😂😂

    • @Rockstopmotion
      @Rockstopmotion Рік тому +62

      Or a cop car make sure you make the sounds with your mouth

    • @donbechtelini
      @donbechtelini Рік тому +21

      In every "community" except the one you apparently live in, people would just call that an @$$hole, but thanks for sharing your story of rush hour oppression. Youre so special and unique, so brave!

    • @judasthepious1499
      @judasthepious1499 Рік тому +34

      can I join too..
      I think us, transbusser, have stick up to each other

    • @JustAnotherNorthman
      @JustAnotherNorthman Рік тому +7

      You guys are wonderful! I am laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes. 😂

  • @TaaxiCaab
    @TaaxiCaab 3 роки тому +130

    I can't wait to see Norm take the gold this summer in Tokyo. He's a true American Hero!

    • @ivanbluetarski9071
      @ivanbluetarski9071 3 роки тому +3

      norms gonna be a tour de farce at the tour de france

    • @marcelluscor7917
      @marcelluscor7917 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he'll even burn an American flag and endorse crt lol

  • @adamr5323
    @adamr5323 3 роки тому +94

    I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this struggle. I'm finally coming out of the garage guys!

  • @thecompanioncube4211
    @thecompanioncube4211 5 місяців тому +5

    As a Porsche driver, identifying myself as handicapped was always my true calling and I knew it. Now i am an special Olympics wheelchair race gold medal winner, the dream of me being myself has come true

  • @shyamsundarrajan2469
    @shyamsundarrajan2469 Рік тому +465

    As a car driver after watching this video i fully identify myself as a pedestrian. Unfortunately the society still looks down on me when I try to use the pedestrian only sidewalks but one day I am hoping to bring change that other pedestrian trapped in a 4 wheeler can use the sidewalks.

    • @RoyalFizzbin
      @RoyalFizzbin Рік тому +66

      Stunning and brave. Be your inner true self; anyone who thinks you should do otherwise is a pedestrianistaphobe.

    • @bluerfoot
      @bluerfoot Рік тому +19

      ok you got me laughing.

    • @NOOBCRASTINATOR69
      @NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Рік тому +17

      You have my support, never lose hope brave man!

    • @kholi9441
      @kholi9441 Рік тому +8

      Selmon bhoi approves 😂

    • @shyamsundarrajan2469
      @shyamsundarrajan2469 Рік тому +3

      @@kholi9441 😀

  • @mikehilbert9349
    @mikehilbert9349 3 роки тому +75

    "Not if they wanted to keep their livelihood" that says it all.

  • @Mel-gg3xg
    @Mel-gg3xg 2 роки тому +213

    You guys nail that typical documentary script. Especially the beginning. "So I just talk into this thing?"
    " Uh yeah... it's a microphone." LoL

  • @johnhasty3411
    @johnhasty3411 Рік тому +23

    I wish I could go back 100 years and show an audience the current culture and film their reactions 😮

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 11 місяців тому +1

      They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up

  • @dougmac3046
    @dougmac3046 3 роки тому +115

    "The Michael Jordan of losing" may be the best line I've heard this year.

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I got to remember that one.

  • @squirehaggard4749
    @squirehaggard4749 3 роки тому +2374

    So glad he's a bicyclist now. That means there's no more carbon emissions from his 200hp bicycle.

    • @JimBob-vb8oz
      @JimBob-vb8oz 3 роки тому +46

      Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air

    • @karlgiese6100
      @karlgiese6100 3 роки тому +19

      I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TazerGames
      @TazerGames 3 роки тому +13

      @@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant

    • @Rcck.7282
      @Rcck.7282 3 роки тому +1

      my 20hp125cc honda is better

    • @rwilko9525
      @rwilko9525 3 роки тому +10

      My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩

  • @moffant4916
    @moffant4916 3 роки тому +297

    Just showed this to a coworker and she thought it was real.. I had to explain to her it was satire. The world we live in..

    • @michael99uk
      @michael99uk 2 роки тому +29

      my God how far gone is she lol

    • @GrandPrix46
      @GrandPrix46 2 роки тому +58

      Satire for now. Who knows what next year holds.

    • @sharathvasudev
      @sharathvasudev 2 роки тому +16

      @@GrandPrix46 Rossi wins tour de France

    • @charlyl.abarca4960
      @charlyl.abarca4960 2 роки тому +6

      Woah, for real?---->That is what i thought at first, then remembered some of my acquaintances and thought, nah, not so strange, actually common nowadays

    • @camilianSLC
      @camilianSLC 2 роки тому

      ya ya ya. has nothing to do with the person not caring about what your showing them lol. what a duuumb bitch. this world amirite

  • @aeliar
    @aeliar 5 місяців тому +1

    True hero !!
    Motor bikes are equal to bicycles in every way, and he is inspiration to all of us!!

  • @s.susanmarandi9080
    @s.susanmarandi9080 2 роки тому +571

    As a cycling-fluid person, I highly approve this message.

    • @aruglaempire2518
      @aruglaempire2518 2 роки тому +6

      So is that oil??

    • @nyk3334
      @nyk3334 2 роки тому +10

      Could be a little more unicycle inclusive but it’s a start.

    • @latenttweet
      @latenttweet 2 роки тому

      Hi there. Are you uni or bi ? Hmu 🥰

    • @ricardokojin7
      @ricardokojin7 2 роки тому +1

      Reminds me as that time my machine gun started identifying as boxing gloves... oh boy, now that's what boxing is really all about

    • @s.susanmarandi9080
      @s.susanmarandi9080 2 роки тому

      @@latenttweet lol

  • @enzycat
    @enzycat 2 роки тому +230

    As a true ALLY of the community, i want to say i am proud of your transition into bicycling. i hope my young children learn from your bravery!

  • @Oliver-sv3ik
    @Oliver-sv3ik 3 роки тому +1370

    I feel this guys pain. I'm a trans-senior. It's a devastating situation that people don't understand and constantly ridicule. Basically, I'm a 65-72 year old (depending on retirement qualifications at this time), trapped in a 40 year old body. I need my retirement now and no one cares!
    No one listens to my pleas to give me my retirement benefits, my social security checks, my free medical, my Mcdonalds discounts, now, because I'm trans-senior and need to retire today, not thirty some years from now, (depending upon retirement qualifications at that time). There's just so much hate and misunderstanding about trans people... It's sad.

    • @21area21
      @21area21 3 роки тому +118

      I'm so sorry to hear your story Ollie. Hopefully these bigots will soon recognize your senior age of (65-72 depending retirement qualifications at the time)!

    • @lurchy12
      @lurchy12 3 роки тому +16

      Unrelated event: working for a rich cougar.

    • @stevekillgore9272
      @stevekillgore9272 3 роки тому +17

      1000% true ! Me too !!!

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 3 роки тому +16

      Shirley you get your White Privilege check..?

    • @lindamillen2536
      @lindamillen2536 3 роки тому +9

      I feel your pain

  • @grandpaonyoutube
    @grandpaonyoutube 5 місяців тому +6

    - What is a bicyclist?
    - Someone who identifies as a bicyclist.