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A man's stack of logs with rectangles in it is his...stack of stones with rectangles, and big tall round parts, and a rectangle in the front that you can like drop down and let people across and then lift back up so they can't come over without permission.
I love the implication that not only did this guy build the first house, but he also made the first window, door, couch, bed, toilet, sink, and everything else.
This video is actually highly significant to Ryan George extrended universe. You see, almost every other Ryan George video happened in a house. This places this video somewhere towards the beginning of the timeline, before the Pickle. Before the bad guy's neck snapped and the day is saved. Even before the 90s show, where it's the 90s. This also confirms that these videos were never in chronological order. Any video could be on any timeline. *EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED*
Give me your kids for a few hours and I'll pretend they are my kids. Then you take them back and give me money. Wait I know a guy who tried that. He was taking people and not giving them back until they gave him money. He called it kidnapping. Is that what you are doing? No, this is completely different. See I don't take the kids, you give them to me.
"Let me have your kids in the morning" "But why would I do that?" "So you don't have to have them" "But who's gaining from this?" "Me, you pay me" "So I pay you *and* give you my kids? That seems like a kind of one-sided deal to me." "No but while you have the kids you cannot be doing other things that do not involve the kids" "Ohhh so I pay you for more time?" "Basically yes"
I like how Ryan’s comedy is just getting weirder and weirder as time goes on, both on this channel and his pitch meetings. I’m not complaining though, it’s great!
@@connorschultz380 yeah, but i mean you can just put the toilet adjacent to the bathroom in a separate room, it doesnt really change the plumbing much. That seems to be what most modern homes are doing.
@@asmosisyup2557 um, then you have a dedicated room for a toilet and a bath, both needing storage of some kind in or near them to hold paper towels, toilet paper, and Actual towels. it just feels like a missuse of floor space, the way we have it saves us room for other stuff and keeps the utilitys in there own area.
@@connorschultz380 not everyone store towels in the bathroom and storing toilet paper doesn't take that much space unless you want to store 24 rolls at once.
What about the guy who invented the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and the invented TV ads to sell more sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them?
"Yeah, but I will give money to the government every month and regardless of if I get old enough to retire or not, they still keep the money." "Oh, that is a little more fair. I thought you just wanted a handout or something." "No, no. It's just that after sometime it is not worth it to work anymore. Or maybe I'm just too sick or frail to work anymore. But I will still need money though. So you know... it is a 'just in case' situation." "I still think you are lazy though, because I need more people wanting to work." "What? I can't hear you!" "I said you are lazy" "What about Leslie?" "Stop yelling! Oh, you know what, forget about it. Go home already"
@@SlyFox-uu8jn Actually pensions were a thing before the government gave out money because companies wanted employees to stay. Now it seems companies only want the next hot model out of high school or college then just pass you around like a brothel.
Fun fact: gypsies do this too. They either don't have toilets in their trailers, or they refuse to use them, thinking it's unsanitary to defecate indoors. But apparently shitting on the ground for others to walk in isn't.
Imagine: millenniums passed, future civilization - alien or future humans, does not matter - are trying to discover the history of ancient humanity, and all they found are Ryan's "The First Guy" series...
I have a really sturdy rectangle that I put a bunch of other rectangles on in my room. I put a bunch of glow-y magic rectangles on top of it, and I have this other magic rainbow rectangle with squares on it that lets me create these letters.
@@douglasrau5094 seriously. I'm sitting in my room right now, on my rectangle shaped bed, playing my rectangle shaped xbox in my rectangle shaped tv, that had a rectangle shaped remote, that's on top of a rectangle shaped dresser, that's surrounded by rectangle shaped shelves, that have rectangle shaped baskets in them. It truly is ridiculous how many things are rectangle shaped.
You got a shiny rectangle where you can see a bunch of different stuff on it like other humans telling lie-stories or animals, or even these weird drawings that can move and have human voices. A rectangle than can be opened where you keep your clothes, or even a rectangle you pull where you keep your socks or accessories or utensils. A rectangle you can see through showing the outside. A rectangle with four legs that's just there and you can put stuff on it. A rectangle that can even wash your clothes. So many rectangles, rectangle is the best shape.
"I'd like to buy one of the big rectangles like my friend has, how much money do I need to pay for it?" "$1.4 million" "Wow. Why does it cost that much? It's not like the materials that make the big rectangle cost that much" "Well I've decided that because it's sort of close to a beach and sort of close to places where a lot of people work and you can see mountains from one of the back rectangles that it should cost that much." "Sounds reasonable"
My theory is that the first Ryan was a scientist experimenting with time traveling but one day his twin brother George turned on machine. A paradox happened changing the fabric of time, humanity ceases to exist and all versions of Ryan and George from the surrounding universe's fell into the original losing all knowledge of humanity and history. Now these Ryans and Georges live together trying to understand the world left behind by a no longer existing humanity.
I enjoy your theory, here's mine The Ryan George Timeline So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe. Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either. Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power) The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, UA-camrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If UA-cam Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad) He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)
The first guy to have a lawn would be very interesting. I mean.... why go through all that effort? One explanation I liked is that it is a conspicuously unconsumed prime grazing meadow to show off that you are rich enough to be able to waste it.
"I hate nature so I made this thing to make it easier for me to get rid of all grass plants and flowers reaching 1 inch and make it easier to annoy everybody who wants peace and quiet" "What about if some of the nature that grows could save you from a really bad situation later" "Then I'll be screwed"
You know, having the toilet in the bathroom rather than its own separate room was a fairly modern idea. (And I'm not just referencing outhouses here) It's still pretty common for that to Not be the case in many places. Of course, not having somewhere to wash your hands in the same room as the toilet is a bad idea. (Though having the toilet be off the laundry room is surprisingly common here, and in some cases you are expected to use the laundry tub for washing your hands, depending on the exact setup)
Well in France (and Europe most of the time) toilets have their own room with its own sink. So you can poop and then wash your hands within the same room but not the bathroom
@@pimakpimak Usually separate rooms in Australia - though not always. Both in the same room? Definitely an inconvenience...what do you do if someone's having a shower, jump up and down on the spot until they've finished drying their hair? (I grew up in a family with four kids - definitely better as separate rooms)
"But hey, what if I have a big party with lots of people who want food and I'm too tired after the party to wash all those plates?" "That sounds very specific, but I think you just deal with it man." "No, that sounds like a lot of work I decided. I mean I'd probably save a lot of work for myself by having them just hold the food or maybe even eat off of something they can just throw away when they're done." "Sounds extremely wasteful, doesn't it?" "No, these won't be plates, they'll be made of something completely different and more disposable, something like paper." "Paper? Oh man, that doesn't sound good at all, it sounds like food would just stain and structurally compromise it, people are gonna get food on them." "Well, maybe people would be more willing to risk that if the paper were thicker and shaped like plates." "So instead of washing up plates, you're going to save yourself time by tricking people into eating off of paper shaped like plates?" "That is what I'm going to do, yes." "And this will both save you time and limit your waste?" "That is how I see it."
When houses were first invented, there were no rooms. There were open areas called a hall. Then they added (correct me if I’m wrong) the kitchen and then (correct me if I’m wrong again) the living room and so on. Now the hall is just an area between the rooms.
You get the most area with a rectangle than with other shapes. And straight lines nest together better than curved lines without wasted spaces. The material to usable area ratio is also better with rectangles, so it costs less money to build. Rectangles are tight!
Caves are the best houses, because you don't have to build them. You just put the fire in the front where the smoke can get out and it keeps the wolves away, except the wolves you like.
2:15 This may be a strangely local thing, or it might be a worldwide thing, but early 20th-century houses in the UK were usually built with the toilet in a separate room from the bath and shower due to the "why the hell would you want to poop in the room where you brush your teeth and wash yourself?!" school of thought. Thinking changes though, and nowadays houses are built to the "let's poop and do mouth hygiene in the same room" model, and most of the older houses have been converted (if you live in the UK and your main bathroom has two small windows instead of one big one... your house probably used to have a separate toilet room).
I can sort of follow that chain of thought, but what always drives me crazy in those older houses is why the sink isn’t also in the room with the toilet. Like, tooth brushing and general washing, if you want to keep it separate, okay, but did people never wash their hands after pooing? It really disgusts me that I have to use germ-covered hands to touch TWO door handles (and light switches/pull strings, potentially) to go into the room with the sink and wash them. So nasty.
Includes payed promotion: Buy a house today. You can hang out here with your stuff. 4 year warranty for your see through rectangle thing. You can have rooms with different purposes, for example sleeping in. Squishy rectangle not included. Redeem your house today, all you have to do is pay for it constantly for 25 years.
The Tineline is really quite simple tho... don't know what y'all complaining about... The Ryan George Timeline So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe. Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either. Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power) The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, UA-camrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If UA-cam Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad) He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)
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Thank you sir
Thanks
Hello first time I’ve been early on one of your vids
Friendly reminder that jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself
Sitting in the middle of my rectangles, looking at a rectangle showing me people talking about rectangles.
Rectangle-ception?
"People talking about rectangles". You mean booktube?
Fast rectangles going around big rectangle shaped rectangle made out of black rectangles
*rectangles*
Rectangles are Tight!
This guy could make a 3 hour movie of these sketches, i’d still see it
Sameeee
I watched this movie! Main hero did a backflip and snapped bad guy's neck at the end, it was tight.
@@looniemoonie5955 But he didn't save the day 😭😭😭😭
@@darkassassinkantafly After the main hero failed to saved the day, his dog did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.
@@thebombspayloadisexposed Nonono it was clearly the magic person who snapped the bad guy's next and saved the day. Did we watch the same movie?
I've heard that some people live in houses made entirely of see-through rectangles. But they definitely shouldn't propel hard tiny shapes.
I got that joke! Slowly but steadily!
A man's stack of logs with rectangles in it is his...stack of stones with rectangles, and big tall round parts, and a rectangle in the front that you can like drop down and let people across and then lift back up so they can't come over without permission.
@@williamozier918 So, thou dothst have a housing idea for me?
Yes, my liege, I do.
@@onkelpappkov2666 I NEED THIS SERIES
Yourself being on that list.
I love the implication that not only did this guy build the first house, but he also made the first window, door, couch, bed, toilet, sink, and everything else.
Straight from cave to refrigerators and the concept of private property. He's very inventive.
HE INVENTED PRISON TOO.
@@xd_mystyyyyy And bank apparently. "paying constantly for 25 years"
@@Herbertti3 i think there was already bank because the second guy understood currency
What are windows, doors, couches, beds, toilets, and sinks?
The usage of the phrase, “I decided” as a subtle running joke in this series is one of the best in-jokes in the world, I decided.
100% agree here
Being decisive about in-jokes is tight!
Kid Araknid Those decisions are super easy, barely an inconvenience
TheTwinTuberz i was about to type that lol
You are correct about the usage of I decided as a running gag, I decided.
This video is actually highly significant to Ryan George extrended universe.
You see, almost every other Ryan George video happened in a house. This places this video somewhere towards the beginning of the timeline, before the Pickle. Before the bad guy's neck snapped and the day is saved. Even before the 90s show, where it's the 90s.
This also confirms that these videos were never in chronological order. Any video could be on any timeline.
*EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED*
It's also before the room where bad people have to go in was made
What is Life?
And now my whole concept of reality is messed up
This video takes place after the dream video because there they refer to sleep as “time travel” whereas in this video they just say sleeping
They all happened at the same time
"You just have pay for it."
"Ok, cool. How do I pay for it?"
"With rectangles."
So true. You can either use the paper rectangles or a plastic rectangle, anyway you'll get another rectangle that tells you how much you paid.
And then another paper rectangle on how much your debt is!
Rectangles that would be useless in a real crisis, weird huh?
@@JC-rm6pm Unless it's food like MREs wrapped in rectangles. Rectangles are tight!
True
“What kind of porpoises are we talking” 😂
First guy to ever start a daycare
“Let me have your kids in the morning”
😂😂😂
Give me your kids for a few hours and I'll pretend they are my kids. Then you take them back and give me money.
Wait I know a guy who tried that. He was taking people and not giving them back until they gave him money. He called it kidnapping. Is that what you are doing?
No, this is completely different. See I don't take the kids, you give them to me.
"Let me have your kids in the morning"
"But why would I do that?"
"So you don't have to have them"
"But who's gaining from this?"
"Me, you pay me"
"So I pay you *and* give you my kids? That seems like a kind of one-sided deal to me."
"No but while you have the kids you cannot be doing other things that do not involve the kids"
"Ohhh so I pay you for more time?"
"Basically yes"
That's a fun idea but i hope he never makes it, simply for the possibility of him including kid Ryan George in it. *shivers*
@@olgierdvoneverec4135 oh shit! I'm having flashbacks.
"Why don't you want me here? "
"Because."
"Fair enough!"
I want you to get allllll the way out of this thing
@@Aeronor2001 get ouuuuutttt
@@Aeronor2001 Okay, let me get off of that thing!
“Understandable, have a nice day”
"Did you just mixed up the catchphrases with another show?"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsy!"
Could we get a "first guy to ever own a dog" where a Ryan learns that not all wolves are mean and scary
Ryan would have to play the wolf
PurpleSfinx I‘m ok with that.
@@No_True_Scotsman he had a cat one before
@@No_True_Scotsman I'm imagining it right now
This would be awesome because the wolves are a major theme. Love the idea
So funny listening to his pronunciation of words now verse when he first started. 🤣🤣
364k subs, 247 likes, but no comment so here
Lol 😂
Kinda reminds you of Ross Geller, right?
@@FharishAhmed ooooh a friends fan!!! Me too!
@@qkndc You are? ARE you? lol
Me trying to make small talk: So are you into big squishy rectangle thingies?
Big squishy rectangle things are TIGHT
I'm not into them, but I am onto them.
Pickup line of the century
yes
@@ayonwahid8222 After a few rounds on it, not so much anymore.
“I have a bunch of rooms.”
What a subtle flex...
Having a bunch of rooms is tight!
Cool
Why would it be a flex?
I like how Ryan’s comedy is just getting weirder and weirder as time goes on, both on this channel and his pitch meetings. I’m not complaining though, it’s great!
69 likes x)
@@whizhunk4007 nice
Yeah, if by "weirder" you mean "literally the best thing on the planet," then sure.
Gotta let your freak flag fly.
@@whizhunk4007 It's 469 now ;)
Ryan just made everyone realize that life is just a bunch of rectangles.
Oh god, here we go, another rectangle supporter
@@harryvrentas6359 Rectangles are cool. Don't be a square.
HEXAGONS ARE THE BESTAGONS
@@m1n3c4rt sphere master race reporting in
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 But squares *are* rectangles I have decided.
"How did you get in here?"
"Well, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Well hello there hahaha
“Oh so that’s the living room, that’s the bed room, what’s that? The cooking room?”
“No, no, that’s the kitchen!”
"Why would you call it a chicken? Isn't that a bird that is also food- oh I see what you did there haha"
"No it is not called a chicken"
"Oh"
is that the shtrichel??
I know you!
Eli Daniel in the flesh
As someone who's had to learn languages quickly I feel this on a painful level... basically that but on a lot of tests.
The kitten? No no, you can't cook kittens, we don't eat those, we decided.
Everyone here just enjoying the sketches while I’m trying to figure out the grand timeline of the Ryanverse.
Oh, confusing timelines are tight!
Yeah me too
Please share the results!
It’s a little known fact that heating and cooling boxes (ovens and fridges) were invented at the same time as houses
Ryan Sketchamatic Universe
I never considered the strange idea of the toilet and shower/bath being in the same room until this video made me. I am shooketh
Putting the toilets and the showers in separate rooms would make the plumbing a nightmare.
@@Judo593 it's true, it's because of plumbing
@@connorschultz380 yeah, but i mean you can just put the toilet adjacent to the bathroom in a separate room, it doesnt really change the plumbing much. That seems to be what most modern homes are doing.
@@asmosisyup2557 um, then you have a dedicated room for a toilet and a bath, both needing storage of some kind in or near them to hold paper towels, toilet paper, and Actual towels. it just feels like a missuse of floor space, the way we have it saves us room for other stuff and keeps the utilitys in there own area.
@@connorschultz380 not everyone store towels in the bathroom and storing toilet paper doesn't take that much space unless you want to store 24 rolls at once.
You should do The first guy to ever ask someone out
69th like
@Davin Deptuck haha, 69, Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
He can't do that. There is no woman in this universe
The first guy to get a girlfriend
@@tamla9875 That is most definitely not an obstacle.
"you just hang out in here with your stuff? thats kinda weird"
every introvert ever:"yes, please go now"
...accurate
every person living in 2020: perfectly normal.
@@Eric-ef5qm Barely an inconvenience
As a ambivert I can hang out with My stuff or I can Hang out with my friends not a Big deal
No they wouldn't be able to say that out loud.
So this one Ryan singlehandedly invented beds, fridges, toilets, sinks, even houses in general?
This definitely tops the guy who invented restaurants.
What about the guy who invented the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and the invented TV ads to sell more sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them?
To be fair, the guy that invented restaurants basically just made a house that you can pay to temporarily eat at.
He also made a shower or bathtub and windows. Like this guy was a pro for building all this shit himself.
Oven
This guy is like the Da Vinci of the Ryanverse.
Him: "I Live In Caves"
Also Him: Wearing Clothes
had to be pg
I like that the concept of the house has only just been invented but plumbing and electricity are apparently well established!
You should do "The First Guy to Ever Tickle Someone", that would be funny
What witchcraft is this? You made me laugh against my will and pee myself a little bit.
It's a touchy subject.
Yesss
Hell yeah😂
Oh, tickling people is tight!
Suggestion: The first guy to ever write
Did he do first guy to tell fiction already?
@@coreyw5981 yea
Yes!
@@sgnosymfoemos oh okay let me go watch that thing
@@coreyw5981 If that happens it has to be the ancestor to Ryan in Pitch Meetings.
First person to ever decide to retire
Boss: So you're just not gonna work anymore?
"and the government will give me lots of money"
@@SlyFox-uu8jn "I decided"
@@SlyFox-uu8jn but not that much money
"Yeah, but I will give money to the government every month and regardless of if I get old enough to retire or not, they still keep the money."
"Oh, that is a little more fair. I thought you just wanted a handout or something."
"No, no. It's just that after sometime it is not worth it to work anymore. Or maybe I'm just too sick or frail to work anymore. But I will still need money though. So you know... it is a 'just in case' situation."
"I still think you are lazy though, because I need more people wanting to work."
"What? I can't hear you!"
"I said you are lazy"
"What about Leslie?"
"Stop yelling! Oh, you know what, forget about it. Go home already"
@@SlyFox-uu8jn Actually pensions were a thing before the government gave out money because companies wanted employees to stay. Now it seems companies only want the next hot model out of high school or college then just pass you around like a brothel.
How is a caveman giving lectures on bathroom sanitation?? 😂😂😂
He was probably the first one to clean
Fun fact: gypsies do this too. They either don't have toilets in their trailers, or they refuse to use them, thinking it's unsanitary to defecate indoors. But apparently shitting on the ground for others to walk in isn't.
Ryan Logic
“What kinda porpoises are we talking about?” -Ryan, 2020
Cross porpoises. Like hammerhead sharks. Kinda sorta. The name is quite accurate. It fits them to a t.
Squishy rectangle porpoises
But Ryan is the guy in red and black flannel. The "other" guy is not "Ryan".
I thought he said what I thought and I'm glad that was not just me....l😂😂😂
@@unseenufo I decided.
Imagine: millenniums passed, future civilization - alien or future humans, does not matter - are trying to discover the history of ancient humanity, and all they found are Ryan's "The First Guy" series...
Hahaha! Like the aliens finding the "Historical Documents" in Galaxy Quest.
Hey, it's better than them finding The History Channel.
Imagine them thinking this was how people figured out stuff.
'Yeah this is how people were he decided.'
Future humans: "so that's how it starts the first person who had a house it was so weird"
666 likes omg
I’ve never been so self conscious of all the rectangles in my house
I love Ryan's Universe where technologies were invented before others like having glasses before homes existed.
I’m just realizing how many rectangles are in a housr
I feel as if circles would be better.
I have a bunch of non-squishy rectangles on the walls
@@quintespeed no, circles are just for were the dirty water, pee and poop goes.
I have a really sturdy rectangle that I put a bunch of other rectangles on in my room. I put a bunch of glow-y magic rectangles on top of it, and I have this other magic rainbow rectangle with squares on it that lets me create these letters.
@@Boss-_ I have a bunch of rectangles on a shelf. Inside the rectangles are multiple thin rectangles that have words on them.
Do first guy to ever celebrate his birthday.
Why are there burning things on that cake?
I make a wish and blow off them out.
...........😐
We also eat cake which is because...
uhmm...
Uh... I dont really know why but we just do it.
Also, you have to bring me presents
Adam from Adam and Eve
Oh?
“I thought of every rectangle for this place” -Ryan, 2020
"You just don't like people!"
"...Yes. Yes, that's it exactly."
I never really thought about how much stuff in a house is rectangle shaped until I watched this video.
You mean as you probably sat on a rectangle and watched another rectangle?
@@douglasrau5094 seriously. I'm sitting in my room right now, on my rectangle shaped bed, playing my rectangle shaped xbox in my rectangle shaped tv, that had a rectangle shaped remote, that's on top of a rectangle shaped dresser, that's surrounded by rectangle shaped shelves, that have rectangle shaped baskets in them. It truly is ridiculous how many things are rectangle shaped.
Or how many "boxes" you have
Unless you're a Hobbit 😅
You got a shiny rectangle where you can see a bunch of different stuff on it like other humans telling lie-stories or animals, or even these weird drawings that can move and have human voices. A rectangle than can be opened where you keep your clothes, or even a rectangle you pull where you keep your socks or accessories or utensils. A rectangle you can see through showing the outside. A rectangle with four legs that's just there and you can put stuff on it. A rectangle that can even wash your clothes. So many rectangles, rectangle is the best shape.
“What kind of porpoises are we talking about?”
😂
Damn.. I just posted this EXACT comment word for word.. I really need to start reading them first 😔
Kyle Ferguson it’s a quote from the video.... INNOVATION
Kyle Ferguson 😂same
Kyle Ferguson I couldn’t help but rush to the comment section the moment he said it😂😂
😂
Do the first guy to go to the beach.
Yes
First guy to comment
ICY MIKE
We are going to sit on a bunch of tiny yellow rocks and the scorching sun by a big thing of water with a lot of salt that may or may not have sharks
So its like dirt... but drier... unless its by the big lake then it is very wet.
"You just have to pay for it..."
"Oh okay"
"for the next 25 years"
'Oh Wow!"
It gets more fun when it is paid for, and you are too old to fix it ;) :(
Yeah. And by the time you pay for it, it’s become old and you will want to sell it and get a new one to start it all over.
The first guy to give a massage
“Let me rub you”
So much potential for masturbation or sex jokes/references
@@huliniswhoiam True
Rubbing strangers for money is tight
"I smashed the see through rectangle"
"Whoops"
"Whoopsie"
Man it's gonna be a big pain to get that fixed.
WowWow wow wow
ZombieStorm So I need you to get all the way off of my back about fixing it
Smashing windows is tight
😁
No one:
Ryan: "Big squishy rectangle."
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking about how much I like your name and pic.
watching this from my daytime big squishy rectangle 👍🏻
Aqua is useless
I love how often getting arrested is referred to as "putting you in a room somewhere else" in these videos
I love the running gags
I need more Ryan George in my life. We all do
Indeed
We should give him an award. Unless there's somebody funnier on here? It's been a year since I found the Pitch Meetings and so far no.
Check out moving mind studio if you haven't already. Especially campus law.
“Seems like maybe those should be in separate rooms...” 😂
It should be pointed out that those are the "naked" rooms
Japanese people do have them separated.
The Romans had them separated.
They were in entirely different buildings
"Constantly for 25 years .."
"Oh my God.."
"I'd like to buy one of the big rectangles like my friend has, how much money do I need to pay for it?"
"$1.4 million"
"Wow. Why does it cost that much? It's not like the materials that make the big rectangle cost that much"
"Well I've decided that because it's sort of close to a beach and sort of close to places where a lot of people work and you can see mountains from one of the back rectangles that it should cost that much."
"Sounds reasonable"
First guy ever to own a car
"I'm being taken home in a metal rectangle"
Nope those are the really small rectangles remember? How is the ant supposed to own the car
@@kaliberkam0681 that's right my mistake thanks future person from the future
A metal rectangle on top of some rubber circles
If your car is a rectangle, there's something wrong with your car. Mainly that it isn't a car
@@AAAAAA-613 of course not its a bus
"Why do you want me out of this place?"
"Because you may be carrying some invisible things that can come inside my body from you and hurt me."
COVID!!!
invisible things that can come inside my body is TIGHT
He did a video for that one already too. 🤣
“It’s called a living room”
Me: “Is it the only room where u can live and breath in??”
No no, it’s the room that tries to eat you.
Lol
breathe*
breath is noun and breathe is a verb
If a murderer is chasing you, go into the living room,you can't die in there
-"No, the breathing room is a separated one".
My theory is that the first Ryan was a scientist experimenting with time traveling but one day his twin brother George turned on machine. A paradox happened changing the fabric of time, humanity ceases to exist and all versions of Ryan and George from the surrounding universe's fell into the original losing all knowledge of humanity and history. Now these Ryans and Georges live together trying to understand the world left behind by a no longer existing humanity.
I enjoy your theory, here's mine
The Ryan George Timeline
So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe. Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either. Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power) The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, UA-camrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If UA-cam Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad)
He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)
Dude
You just made a cinematic universe out of these random sketches 😂😂
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@@mementoviveretv woah, so cool.
@@mementoviveretv Ryan George: Write that down! Write that down!
“Either way I get room access? That sounds like a pretty good deal.”
And there’s the rub.
"I sleep in a cave. It's OK when the wolves aren't around."
Wow! Wow! Wow! Sleeping in caves is tight!
I am going to ask the wolves to get all the way off my back
@@03019a LOL. Good one.
The wolves shouldn’t come out...
_wolves start charging into cave_
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
"You just have to pay for it"
"Oh okay"
"FOR 25 YEARS"
and people wonder why I'm afraid of being an adult.
You can also buy a house if you have the money
@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi That's...what he meant...it's called a mortgage
@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi what's money
@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi General Kenobi. You are a bold one.😂
I mean, 25 years is not bad going.
"This is a room. Yeah, I got a whole bunch of them."
And someday there will be a movie about THE ROOM!
Oh hi Ryan
You're tearing me apart Ryan!
I wanna see a pitch meeting for that
I’ve been waiting for him to do a pitch meeting on the room! Anyway, how is your sex life?
He didn't make a pitch meeting about The Room. He did naaaaaat.
The first guy to mow a lawn: "This grass is too tall, I should cut it so it's shorter"
The first guy to have a lawn would be very interesting. I mean.... why go through all that effort? One explanation I liked is that it is a conspicuously unconsumed prime grazing meadow to show off that you are rich enough to be able to waste it.
"I decided"
"The Earth's hair is too long... I'm gonna give it a haircut I decided"
"I hate nature so I made this thing to make it easier for me to get rid of all grass plants and flowers reaching 1 inch and make it easier to annoy everybody who wants peace and quiet"
"What about if some of the nature that grows could save you from a really bad situation later"
"Then I'll be screwed"
“I think you’re gonna lose that”
“No I don’t think so, it’s attached to me” 😂
Ryan: the poop station and the clean station should be in different places
Humanity: collapses
You know, having the toilet in the bathroom rather than its own separate room was a fairly modern idea. (And I'm not just referencing outhouses here)
It's still pretty common for that to Not be the case in many places.
Of course, not having somewhere to wash your hands in the same room as the toilet is a bad idea. (Though having the toilet be off the laundry room is surprisingly common here, and in some cases you are expected to use the laundry tub for washing your hands, depending on the exact setup)
Well in France (and Europe most of the time) toilets have their own room with its own sink. So you can poop and then wash your hands within the same room but not the bathroom
@@pimakpimak Usually separate rooms in Australia - though not always. Both in the same room? Definitely an inconvenience...what do you do if someone's having a shower, jump up and down on the spot until they've finished drying their hair?
(I grew up in a family with four kids - definitely better as separate rooms)
I have them separate. Watching someone pee and poo while trying to get clean is a bit unsettling.
Here in the Netherlands after 10 years of living here I’ve never seen a clean station that shares the space with the poop station.
How about "The First Guy to ever wash the dishes"
"Oh wow! So you *don't* buy new plates every day?"
'No, that's extremely wasteful, i decided.'
Not being wasteful is *tight*
"But hey, what if I have a big party with lots of people who want food and I'm too tired after the party to wash all those plates?"
"That sounds very specific, but I think you just deal with it man."
"No, that sounds like a lot of work I decided. I mean I'd probably save a lot of work for myself by having them just hold the food or maybe even eat off of something they can just throw away when they're done."
"Sounds extremely wasteful, doesn't it?"
"No, these won't be plates, they'll be made of something completely different and more disposable, something like paper."
"Paper? Oh man, that doesn't sound good at all, it sounds like food would just stain and structurally compromise it, people are gonna get food on them."
"Well, maybe people would be more willing to risk that if the paper were thicker and shaped like plates."
"So instead of washing up plates, you're going to save yourself time by tricking people into eating off of paper shaped like plates?"
"That is what I'm going to do, yes."
"And this will both save you time and limit your waste?"
"That is how I see it."
But wait, that hasn't happened yet. HEYYOOOOOOO
What about the first carwash!
When houses were first invented, there were no rooms. There were open areas called a hall. Then they added (correct me if I’m wrong) the kitchen and then (correct me if I’m wrong again) the living room and so on. Now the hall is just an area between the rooms.
"I have a lot of rectangles"
Circle: *sad noises*
*sad circle noises*
It'll have to wait for the discoverer of yurts.
"So, you've got some shelter for me?"
"Yes sir, I do."
Do you know the name of his other Chanel that he talks about movies
Un Armed screen rant but the only good thing there are the pitch meetings
Teabird true
Oh, rectangles that keep me warm and dry are tight!
Wowowow... Wow.
“The first person to live”
“The first person to speak”
“The first person to die”
“The first person to sleep”
i misread that as first person to lie & i'm remembering there's a movie with that plot
SmashLiXs Yes!
What’s it called? That sounds interesting
I'm all about these videos. Do it.
nimrod keren they’re separate ideas
Now that I think about it.. I think us humans have a weird obsession with rectangles...
They are just easier to build than other shapes...so we are lazy... ^_-
It's just for efficiency.
Says Dead🧽sponge🧽 THE WORLD IS RULED BY RECTANGLES. BOW DOWN TO YOUR RECTANGULAR GOD.
You get the most area with a rectangle than with other shapes. And straight lines nest together better than curved lines without wasted spaces. The material to usable area ratio is also better with rectangles, so it costs less money to build. Rectangles are tight!
I'm just impressed at how much he was able to build all on his own
For real!
He bought it though a loan.
"being homeless is being poor"
People before houses was invented: *am I a joke to you?*
I don't get it?!!
This meme is so overused.
I mean, they indeed were poor.
you mean like.. the cromagnon people? of like 60 thousand years ago? Why you gotta be like that about Grandma and Granddad man not cool
@@dankeykang868 And it hasn't ever been funny. Same with the stupid "No one" meme.
Funny stuff. Home is truly where the Ryan is.
"Hi, I'm the ADstronaut, out here in ADspace"
That was gold.
Bruh it’s in every vid
It's confirmed: Ryan has a rectangle fetish.
A fetish or an obsession? Maybe both.
@@kindahungry2662 don't be such a square
@@kindahungry2662 You sound like you've lost your Purple Rectangle that lives in your void and controls your existence.
"U cant be coming in here"
"Please leave from here"
This Guy's been social distancing before the pandemic even begun
Or he's one of these nazis that support borders and private property
@JxJxJxJx So are you saying borders are for nazis l, well ok then
The end of the sketch is always the funniest part.
"You have to pay for it, constantly, for 25 years"
Funny for some, depressing for most
I might be able to start my 25 year long journey in about... 25 years
With a lot of luck
Alternate Title: The First Guy Ever To Break Into The First Guy Ever's Home
Who else if watching this on a hard rectangle on a big squishy rectangle?
Me
I'm sitting on a spinny square by a large hard rectangle
@@priscillajimenez27 dude, I've got one of those too!
Mine is a semi-squishy rectangle
And I am just sitting in the room where you poop then you clean yourself
1:25 poirpoises, yep I too speak incredible English
Poirpoises are dolphins like orcas
These sketches are super easy, barely an inconvenience to watch. If Ryan did an 8 hours long movie, i’d probably watch it.
Here's a suggestion: The first guy to ever talk to a parrot!
Ryan: "Hi there, hello."
Parrot Ryan: "Hi there, hello."
Ryan: "Wait, but I just said that."
Parrot Ryan: "Wait, but I just said that."
".....the living room."
"Oh my God, you mean if you leave that room you'll die?"
House Guy: "You just have to pay for it.... *FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS* "
Other Dude: "OH OH MY GOD"
XD got me bad
we need the sequel to this, the first guy to ever give someone a mortgage
Everyone's fine and happy until they start talking about cylinders.
😂😂😂
please explain?
huh?
@@rudolphclaus9565 because 'rectangles', I presume
@@rudolphclaus9565 "big squishy rectangle" => "big squishy cylinder"
I love how Ryan just deconstructs all these normal things that no one ever really thinks about
I watched this sketch on an average size flashy rectangle.
Caves are the best houses, because you don't have to build them. You just put the fire in the front where the smoke can get out and it keeps the wolves away, except the wolves you like.
"People are okay."
- Ryan George, 2020
Racism has been solved by Ryan George, all people are okay. He's so wise.
@@mementoviveretv is that an ok meaning quality of life or quality of worth?
@@VodShod Both, all people have worth, and are worthy of having life.
"What are the consequences?"
"Food and shelter forever!"
🤣🤣🤣
2:15 This may be a strangely local thing, or it might be a worldwide thing, but early 20th-century houses in the UK were usually built with the toilet in a separate room from the bath and shower due to the "why the hell would you want to poop in the room where you brush your teeth and wash yourself?!" school of thought.
Thinking changes though, and nowadays houses are built to the "let's poop and do mouth hygiene in the same room" model, and most of the older houses have been converted (if you live in the UK and your main bathroom has two small windows instead of one big one... your house probably used to have a separate toilet room).
I can sort of follow that chain of thought, but what always drives me crazy in those older houses is why the sink isn’t also in the room with the toilet. Like, tooth brushing and general washing, if you want to keep it separate, okay, but did people never wash their hands after pooing? It really disgusts me that I have to use germ-covered hands to touch TWO door handles (and light switches/pull strings, potentially) to go into the room with the sink and wash them. So nasty.
Then again some had toilets in the kitchen so..
Or you could have toilet outside of your house, so stinky stuff wasn't even in your house in the first place
It's funny because I'm in your home right now
it’s Opposite Day 😳
*oh god*
I’m behind you rn
Lol 🤣
Oof
We’re actually closing on our first house this week, so this felt very timely. Hope you’re doing great Ryan.
I'm hoping you've been happy in your new home for 2 years now, I decided.
First guy to ever use the internet
Just discovered this dude and I have to say I really like how he describes all the normal stuff in an abstract way :)
Me must work hos ass off throwing all this together. I love it
my new answer to every question anyone asks me: i have a totally different rectangle for that.
A perfect answer.
Hey what is 1+1
I have a different rectangle for that
Rest of the World: World destructing pandemic, Racial discrimination, alien invasion, World war3.
Ryan: The first guy ever to have a home.
Includes payed promotion: Buy a house today. You can hang out here with your stuff. 4 year warranty for your see through rectangle thing. You can have rooms with different purposes, for example sleeping in. Squishy rectangle not included. Redeem your house today, all you have to do is pay for it constantly for 25 years.
"I sleep in a cave. It's ok when wolves aren't around."
I squirted my coke through my nose thanks for that Ryan.
Hahaha. I did about the same thing. Word to the wise, don't be drinking anything during these skits!
@@williamowsley9771 Plot twist: He wasn't drinking anything
Some days, I think I should have just stayed in squishy rectangle
The Tineline is really quite simple tho... don't know what y'all complaining about...
The Ryan George Timeline
So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe.
Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either.
Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power)
The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, UA-camrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If UA-cam Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad)
He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)
Wow, that was really eleborate and well thought out 🤩, I can see you know your Ryan George well 😂
@That one guy you wish you were I did, that's why I wrote "elaborate and well thought out", I meant it as a compliment 😅
I appreciate the amount of time you spent writing this
I'm really liking the Ryan George Cinematic Universe.
We need storytelling Ryan to tell it to us.
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
3:11 this is META. Referencing first guy to think of jail.
Ryan: Must've been tough building the first house with all the planning and working.
Also Ryan: No actually it was super easy barely an inconvenience.
This guys sketches are very entertaining i bet in a couple years he will have millions of subscribers