Tent Hunters: California Couple Searches For Their Dream Home

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • "Tent Hunters” is the hot new show where host Mavis Mangdorian helps people in California find a tent to live in.
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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  Рік тому +1329

    Which home would you have picked - Shady Highway Haven, Cozy Crack House, or Waterfront Wonderland?

  • @dawnfire82
    @dawnfire82 Рік тому +4173

    The real estate agent sneering, "I don't know, I don't live in a *tent*" while trying to push how great the tents are is genuinely Californian.

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Рік тому +88

      ComeOnman'. Tents are only for, well...
      You People
      Not people like US

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 Рік тому +99

      “It’s not like it’ll be in MY backyard.”

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Рік тому +66

      I thought she was going to reply “I don’t know, I’m not a tentologist.”

    • @soavemusica
      @soavemusica Рік тому +19

      Tent mandates, now!

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому

      You've clearly never met a real Californian.

  • @Nathan-vt1jz
    @Nathan-vt1jz Рік тому +1592

    I love that they included the ridiculous careers of the couple. The host nailed her the HGTV parody role.

    • @MakeItWithCalvin
      @MakeItWithCalvin Рік тому +15

      Ditto 😂 that made it peak authentic!

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ Рік тому +13

      nailed her, we hardly know her!

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 Рік тому +9

      Nailed her role as a realtor, commission does that

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 Рік тому +10

      Waiting for her to say “offer more than the asking price” !

    • @blartnosecrenshaw1958
      @blartnosecrenshaw1958 Рік тому +14

      Professional Coachella Ticket Scalper

  • @UnidadFamiliarCristiana
    @UnidadFamiliarCristiana Рік тому +827

    That girl is pretty entitled, she wants to live in an actual brick-and-mortar house and all. What do you think this is Florida?

    • @mustangracer5124
      @mustangracer5124 Рік тому +5

      One closed sign or one gas station sign is a quick reminder.

    • @OhsoWoobie
      @OhsoWoobie Рік тому +15

      Florida housing market sucks rn. Wouldn't surprise me if this was Florida soon!

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Рік тому +14

      Florida. Phffff! With all that clean are and
      Rights.
      Who would want to live there?
      Besides New Yorkers, Cali Fleeing refugees and... Canadians

    • @candlefeather99
      @candlefeather99 Рік тому

      😂

    • @ggsnubs
      @ggsnubs Рік тому +19

      Seriously. She complains about not having a toilet, then complains about the smell of the portapotties 🙄

  • @mrskunk4732
    @mrskunk4732 Рік тому +682

    Seriously - they need to check out San Francisco's most untapped market!
    The county jail is completely empty, AC, free meals, toilets, showers...
    Best part is how safe it is. Historically it's been devoid of criminals for years.

    • @sammiches6859
      @sammiches6859 8 місяців тому +67

      It's also free. Unfortunately the only way to get in is to register as a Republican and hand out fliers at the nearest school.

    • @jacob.tudragens
      @jacob.tudragens 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@sammiches6859
      Oh! 😃
      I get it!🫢
      It's funny because no self-respecting conservative would set foot in San Francisco!😂

    • @whatisahandle_69
      @whatisahandle_69 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jacob.tudragensalso be weary of Republicans near school grounds. The gun hating libs aren't responsible for all those shootings 🥱

    • @stevespatola763
      @stevespatola763 7 місяців тому

      Realtors sell shit houses to the unsuspecting public all the time. They need that comish to keep up with that leased MB ride and cell phone.

    • @user-zp7jp1vk2i
      @user-zp7jp1vk2i 7 місяців тому +1

      finally, a comment about the situation that's actually funny. I read 500 posts before this that were NOT funny or original.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 Рік тому +473

    Rachel is obviously one of those high maintenance women who every man fears being stuck with. Not one of those tents was good enough for her!

    • @trixie9777
      @trixie9777 Рік тому +34

      😂😂😂

    • @EJ-ul5um
      @EJ-ul5um Рік тому +17

      for real! I've had enough of the ongoing no one's good enough for me girls surrounding me!

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Рік тому +7

      And all that #2 testing, until he seals the deal with the baby box.

    • @jasono2139
      @jasono2139 Рік тому +16

      For real... The bathroom with Tent #1 even looked like it had been remodeled in the last 4 years!

    • @tomgreene7942
      @tomgreene7942 Рік тому +3

      @@blorbb5398 4 bedroom tent? Hey, that's what my wife bought. Very cozy!

  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 Рік тому +586

    Don't forget that it's easy to customize these homes if they are not quite right for you. A simple cardboard box addition or a tarp awning patio can really add value.

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 Рік тому +31

      Just remember to get a permit from the city before you make any improvements.

    • @YoungGandalf2325
      @YoungGandalf2325 Рік тому +24

      @@dougearnest7590 Good point. And you'll need approval from your HOA as well.

    • @transparentglazier
      @transparentglazier Рік тому +28

      ...and 2 5 gallon pails so when your ready to resell, you can list it having 2 bathrooms

    • @2Shy23
      @2Shy23 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @cyohe8643
      @cyohe8643 Рік тому

      @@transparentglazier 🤣

  • @TheFujiwuji
    @TheFujiwuji Рік тому +3368

    The sad thing is, this is the reality of California.

    • @eddysgaming9868
      @eddysgaming9868 Рік тому

      California has long been a joke for the rest of us, elsewhere in the U.S. Foolishly squandering their many blessings, ruining what was once a beautiful place for anyone to live, by chasing after false virtue.

    • @kielhawkins9529
      @kielhawkins9529 Рік тому +100

      Eh the coast deserves it. The rest of the state is getting screwed.

    • @jeremyjoestar3767
      @jeremyjoestar3767 Рік тому +112

      Don't forget Portland and Seattle 😂

    • @Tristan-mr3pk
      @Tristan-mr3pk Рік тому +43

      It’s like “funny” but only kinda because it hits a little to close to home for a lot of people…

    • @xposetruth5681
      @xposetruth5681 Рік тому +34

      Orange County has a huge conservative presence and inland.

  • @sumdoodguy8879
    @sumdoodguy8879 3 місяці тому +62

    The Bee has gone from satire to reality without even trying.

    • @louiscolborn6715
      @louiscolborn6715 2 місяці тому

      The shame is this situation is caused by Washington DC that is a fact and why nothing reasonable is done. The legal system not only thrives on drug addiction and DUI's, they perpetuate the problems for profit instead of care for the mentally ill their put in prison. On and on. You block this and it only proves you are all nothing but criminals too. Big surprise.

    • @louiscolborn6715
      @louiscolborn6715 2 місяці тому

      You are criminal clowns deleting good text comments or allowing them to be deleted 🖕🖕🖕 very typical. This country is one big con scam of integration clowns. Just a reminder 🖕F you

  • @onliwankannoli
    @onliwankannoli Рік тому +692

    The real estate lady nailed her part! 😅

    • @joshuashea5279
      @joshuashea5279 Рік тому +33

      I know! It actually felt like a real thing! 😂

    • @gabrielm.942
      @gabrielm.942 Рік тому +42

      The thing is she isn’t an actress and thought these were real clients.

    • @bobdalton2062
      @bobdalton2062 Рік тому

      @@gabrielm.942😂😂😂

    • @aguyfromnothere
      @aguyfromnothere Рік тому +16

      Her enthusiasm is amazing.

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 Рік тому +9

      Waiting for her to say “offer more than the asking price”

  • @seankenney7756
    @seankenney7756 Рік тому +909

    This needs to be an ongoing series! The next house hunters need to be chased by wildfires.

    • @Heike--
      @Heike-- Рік тому

      Those aren't manmade. They existed long before people lived there.

    • @garyzweigle5860
      @garyzweigle5860 Рік тому +4

      Or rising creeks or rivers in the winter.

    • @transparentglazier
      @transparentglazier Рік тому

      Mudslides would make for 'mobile' homes then too

    • @evegreenification
      @evegreenification Рік тому +14

      @@Heike--Or..are they?

    • @seankenney7756
      @seankenney7756 Рік тому

      @@Heike-- Actually many of the wildfires we have in CA are manmade, PG&E has caused many of them. Also, they're increasingly a problem because environmental organizations prohibit managing CA forests to reduce the fuel of these wildfires, which is why they get so big. Case in point: recently an environmental group is trying to stop firefighters from using fire retardant on wildfires because some if it gets in the lakes and kills fish. This is the kind of crazy you only get in CA.

  • @Medevil9908
    @Medevil9908 Рік тому +1046

    I loved the detail of how they both had obscure "occupations" and a budget that's ridiculously high.

    • @kitkat47chrysalis95
      @kitkat47chrysalis95 Рік тому +83

      there is nothing obscure about it, my 22 year old sister is a ticket scalper, that is all she does, and earn about $400 every once in a while from buying "tswifty merch" and selling it for markup, overall she is net negative but the +$400 wins she occasionally gets keeps my mother investing in her company that will eventually turn a profit... probably.
      i wish this was a joke, i really do. but she really is a ticket scalper and that is all she ever was and all she ever will be. and of course i have to do everything she says and listen to her because what do i know.. im just a male person... even though i work a full time job im just a useless male that doesnt know anything. and her room is filled with priceless tswift merch and exclusive VIP tickets that one day she will sell for a profit.

    • @3266711732665514
      @3266711732665514 Рік тому +19

      ​@@kitkat47chrysalis95 no way this is true

    • @kitkat47chrysalis95
      @kitkat47chrysalis95 Рік тому +32

      ​@@3266711732665514 i wish it wasnt.

    • @Techcensorshipbot
      @Techcensorshipbot Рік тому +26

      @@kitkat47chrysalis95 So basically shes hoping when your parents dies she can inherit the house :D

    • @kitkat47chrysalis95
      @kitkat47chrysalis95 Рік тому +13

      ​@@Techcensorshipbot do you know what a reverse mortgage is?

  • @yup6730
    @yup6730 Рік тому +341

    I love how she kicks the tent to make it farther from the street! Lol

    • @farcoofficial
      @farcoofficial 11 місяців тому +1

      uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @genevievec.4322
    @genevievec.4322 Рік тому +272

    What’s wrong with that couple? The tents she was showing them were MUCH nicer than most of the tent neighborhoods I’ve seen here in Cali!

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +17

      yeah those are $450,000 tents

    • @Bob_Adkins
      @Bob_Adkins Рік тому +12

      They always start out looking nice, but the occupants soon make them look slummy.

    • @mayhewfisher62
      @mayhewfisher62 Рік тому +2

      so true!

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 Рік тому +7

      Its the "people" that can bring down a beautiful tent city

    • @kevinriley2261
      @kevinriley2261 Рік тому +2

      Good one!

  • @excripto1
    @excripto1 Рік тому +495

    I like how these homes have a pharmacy on every side.

    • @jefferydraper4019
      @jefferydraper4019 Рік тому +28

      For all your self-medication needs.😀

    • @excripto1
      @excripto1 Рік тому +13

      @@jefferydraper4019 and it’s 24hrs

    • @jefferydraper4019
      @jefferydraper4019 Рік тому +7

      @@excripto1 Better than Walgreens...well...except for what is added to the medication...the lack of cleanliness in creating the medication...the pharmacist license...
      But hey...its Cali, who cares??

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Рік тому +5

      @@jefferydraper4019 Licenses don't make it safe -someone that doesn't work for Phi-zar.

    • @MrCovi2955
      @MrCovi2955 Рік тому +1

      And since California doesn't arrest people for "petty theft," it basically means that the house comes with free medication!

  • @WadeWeigle
    @WadeWeigle Рік тому +1766

    You guys should make a tourism add for California showcasing the amazing tent cities, open air injection sites and the open air fresh breeze restroom areas. Have it narrated by a lady that looks like Betty White in a golf cart.
    That would make me smile.

    • @eqmuse
      @eqmuse Рік тому +22

      🤣 Or a Rick Steves impression.

    • @amywaltermyer4242
      @amywaltermyer4242 Рік тому +18

      Winner! Winner!
      Chicken dinner

    • @stathispapailias634
      @stathispapailias634 Рік тому

      I'd like to see a new Springtime for Hitler.....but springtime for Biden where the nazis are trans and the swastika is a rainbow armband.

    • @KerbosYT
      @KerbosYT Рік тому +20

      Hey BB pin this down, gold idea right here!

    • @juanito714ok
      @juanito714ok Рік тому +24

      The abundance of art exhibits (graffiti) and opportunities for adrenalin junkies (lawlessness).

  • @amr8457
    @amr8457 Рік тому +88

    I'm gonna buy them all and live in #3 and rent out the others. Within a year I'll have enough for a shed. Then I can rent out location tent #3 as well. Man, within another year I'll be able to move up to an RV.
    This is exciting!!!!

    • @Lmiller201
      @Lmiller201 4 місяці тому +4

      An RV is pretty ambitious. I mean are we talking running motor? Usually it’s a shed.. I mean “tiny home” to van carcass.. I mean “van life” then maybe a burned out rv

    • @6316
      @6316 3 місяці тому +1

      you only have trhe budget for one

    • @LearnCompositionOnline
      @LearnCompositionOnline 2 місяці тому +1

      Then you break the contract and get kicked out

    • @amr8457
      @amr8457 2 місяці тому

      @@LearnCompositionOnline Not if you didn't sign one

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL Рік тому +501

    I *despise* those idiotic real estate reality shows, but this was absolutely amazing! Babylon Bee should make this its next series, complete with the "renovations" to the chosen tents.

    • @mightymoose6793
      @mightymoose6793 Рік тому +7

      drive me nuts too - they are beyond fake

    • @libertytree3209
      @libertytree3209 Рік тому +9

      Doesn't it make you crazy when these people walk into beautiful homes and say, "Ick, this entire kitchen/bathroom/patio HAS to be torn out, it's disgusting!"

    • @cstickles
      @cstickles Рік тому +6

      Or a series of all the Cities that have been ruined by certain agendas. Thanks for the reminder that I do not not have MLB or Denzel money and as cool as we are that he probably is not going to spot me. Thinking that a Lifetime, Equinox or Cedars-Sinai Tent slot will be my safest bet this go around.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 Рік тому +2

      @@libertytree3209 I think those shows are scripted.

    • @bshingledecker
      @bshingledecker Рік тому +2

      where everyones budget is 1 million dollars

  • @ScaryBaldMan
    @ScaryBaldMan Рік тому +251

    "He invents new kinds of hot sauce and she's a professional Coachella ticket scalper. Together, they have a budget of $450,000." 🤣😂 Not far off from the real show...

    • @samj1185
      @samj1185 Рік тому +26

      Pencil repair technician and professional butterfly catcher...

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому +11

      That's the gay bay in a nutshell

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Рік тому +23

      On our next episode he's a professional drag queen book reader, and she is a toothless only fans model. Together they have a budget of $1.2 million. For the Hollywood hills.

  • @rpdeao
    @rpdeao Рік тому +465

    I lived in SoCal, this sketch totally nails reality there! Everything is so good, from the crazy occupations, location names, and even the optimism of the agent. Gotta love the husband’s excitement about all of it and the wife’s reality checks. I always thought House Hunters was ridiculously unrealistic, but this is so spot on for California!

    • @michaellorenzen8200
      @michaellorenzen8200 Рік тому +10

      need a spot for the surfboards dude ! LOL

    • @dzizaslofsas
      @dzizaslofsas Рік тому +1

      What is SoCal? Is it a part of PRoC?

    • @michaellorenzen8200
      @michaellorenzen8200 Рік тому

      @@dzizaslofsas hahaha just like Cali , brah which IS a city in Columbia

    • @dobermanlove4797
      @dobermanlove4797 Рік тому +1

      How about the time House Hunters featured “beautiful” beach front property in Port Hueneme? Too bad they didn’t show the real Hueneme.

    • @rpdeao
      @rpdeao Рік тому

      @@michaellorenzen8200 totally!

  • @michaellee9883
    @michaellee9883 Рік тому +259

    I live in Chico, California. In order to make this video more accurate you need to have a homeless man enter the tent while the young couple is looking at it. Then, the young man with the plaid shirt could yell, “Hey, no tresspassing!”

    • @luckyduckwoodcraft5567
      @luckyduckwoodcraft5567 Рік тому +19

      Excuse me, it unhoused individual.

    • @SyntheticStuntMan
      @SyntheticStuntMan 9 місяців тому +3

      also needs to take a dump in the tent while he's in there.

    • @michaellee9883
      @michaellee9883 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SyntheticStuntMan That is perfect!

    • @SyntheticStuntMan
      @SyntheticStuntMan 9 місяців тому

      @@michaellee9883 lol XD

    • @tiagozortea
      @tiagozortea 9 місяців тому +7

      That would be hilarious, a squatter in their tent 🤣

  • @pawelgosc
    @pawelgosc Рік тому +348

    Real estate agent purposely omitted how much they will have to pay in property taxes.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict Рік тому +2

      Zero

    • @mustangracer5124
      @mustangracer5124 Рік тому +10

      I paid $3,700 on a 230k home.. it is likely 6k now

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 Рік тому +2

      Real Estate taxes arnt actually that crazy in California as long as you hold the property awhile, they can only go up very little each year. NY/Jersey have INSANE property taxes

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +7

      @@RandomRabbit007 That's why they're moving to Florida.

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 Рік тому

      @@KB-ke3fi As native Californian living in NYC right now (against my will for a couple years more) I see that alot in my profession. They want to avoid the state income tax too, smart for some of my clients (Bankers making $4 Million+ a year) .... Cant wait to get back to all my friends/family in Cali tho, love my home state

  • @brandonb417
    @brandonb417 Рік тому +290

    LOL. I grew up in the area this is filmed in. I left there a few years ago, sadly, this is just about spot on. I sold my 1800 sqft house in Eastvale for over $550k. The agent told us ours was a great "starter" house. How crazy. I couldn't even afford my own house if I were to repurchase it. So glad I left.

    • @p60091
      @p60091 Рік тому +12

      I don't regret keeping mine. $$$

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Рік тому +38

      $200 for the dwelling, $449,800 for reparations.
      The Cali housing market has a great po-tent-ial.

    • @p60091
      @p60091 Рік тому +3

      @@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 scoop yourself up by your bootstraps and maybe you'll be able to afford it

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Рік тому +9

      @@p60091 Nah, I like mine as it is: the toilet in the property, not the opposite.

    • @HanTheProphet
      @HanTheProphet Рік тому +2

      @@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 aim higher than just indoor toilet and scoop yourself up by them bootstraps! thats all it takes to move up

  • @mr.e7022
    @mr.e7022 Рік тому +178

    We were out in Silicon Valley working with a startup many years ago. There was a full page add in the Mercury News I still remember. It had a couple sitting on the front stairs of a cottage. The caption was "I always wanted a million dollar home, I just expected more than a thousand square feet"

    • @moozillamoo2109
      @moozillamoo2109 Рік тому +9

      1000 sq ft for one million? That's a steal!

    • @ytty5183
      @ytty5183 Рік тому +8

      Location, location, location. 🏠

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому +7

      ​@@moozillamoo2109
      That's about right for the gay bay. My dad and uncle sold my grandfather's rent home in the bay area (he passed 2 years ago and my grand parents bought it in the 80's for around 70k) for 800k and it's just under 800 square feet. You literally pa around 1000 dollars a square foot there. It's insane.

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому

      ​@@ytty5183 more like the Chinese buying up property and the government crippling the ability to build new homes.

    • @mmille10
      @mmille10 Рік тому +1

      I was expecting to read about someone living in a tent in the back yard. There have been real cases of renters doing that in The Valley, or renting 6x3 ft. floor space in someone's house (ie. a place to sleep).

  • @seannordeen5019
    @seannordeen5019 Рік тому +121

    I was so happy when I was able to afford to upgrade from a tent for a van to live in. I later added an optional bonus room by renting a environmental controlled storage unit that had late hours. I hope to add a full bathroom soon when I can afford a gym membership.

    • @ligafftheindifferent3495
      @ligafftheindifferent3495 Рік тому +13

      Try renting a small office across the street from a gym . I have a friend who actually did this. I think he was paying something like 2 or 3 hundred a month. You can go even cheaper by living in a storage unit, but weather extremes, especially in the summer in Vegas, make that a rough go.

    • @vernturnquist6729
      @vernturnquist6729 11 місяців тому +6

      Yer living the dream, man

    • @user-lp8fe8nn2j
      @user-lp8fe8nn2j 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@vernturnquist6729the American dream

    • @jrclem79
      @jrclem79 9 місяців тому +1

      Was your van down by the river?

    • @rachelcampbell8541
      @rachelcampbell8541 8 місяців тому +2

      Show off lol!!

  • @sabrewolf479
    @sabrewolf479 Рік тому +96

    Getting the bathroom door code to the Starbucks sealed the deal for me. Waterfront Wonderland all the way.

    • @some_dude1596
      @some_dude1596 Рік тому +4

      Plus the river…? 😂

    • @juanfo7307
      @juanfo7307 Рік тому +1

      I don't know the coleman was really killing it

  • @fatbart8551
    @fatbart8551 Рік тому +70

    I’m in CA, this ain’t too far from reality.

  • @dglass2008
    @dglass2008 Рік тому +210

    I live in California, and I can attest to the accuracy of this report!

    • @MooseBme
      @MooseBme Рік тому +1

      !): SERIOUSLY :(!

    • @dglass2008
      @dglass2008 Рік тому +9

      @@MooseBme yes. 1 bedroom /1 bathroom houses in the middle of nowhere on small lots sell for 150K+
      People camp in the middle of sidewalks in major cities, and no one does anything.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Рік тому +4

      ​@@MooseBme ...actually based on true events

    • @philcaprino
      @philcaprino Рік тому

      @@MooseBme Cant accept it woker

    • @noahyetter2707
      @noahyetter2707 Рік тому

      Leave Cali, move to a red state and take your money with you. Let the commies drown lmao

  • @Copat87
    @Copat87 Рік тому +114

    Dude was down for all of them! What a positive outlook he has.

    • @jimhanty8149
      @jimhanty8149 5 місяців тому +4

      That’s how guys think…positively…

    • @live4god30
      @live4god30 4 місяці тому +2

      That’s pretty common for guys

    • @SamehKhan
      @SamehKhan 3 місяці тому

      Such a California dude

  • @Snithers
    @Snithers Рік тому +74

    This should be on the official california website as a tourism / citizen guide.

  • @universalsoldier2293
    @universalsoldier2293 Рік тому +186

    I think #3 would be perfect for an outdoor garden and patio set. Could definitely double the square footage with a second tent.

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 Рік тому +19

      How insensitive you are! Nobody needs TWO tents.

    • @transparentglazier
      @transparentglazier Рік тому +12

      @@dougearnest7590 That's for the nursery, silly

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 Рік тому

      @@transparentglazier - It's white privilege is what it is, and it's wrong wrong wrong!

    • @trutherx3440
      @trutherx3440 Рік тому +5

      nothing beats the cozy crack hood

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 Рік тому +8

      @@trutherx3440 - The baby would certainly benefit from exposure to different cultures.

  • @kcsthebetterway
    @kcsthebetterway Рік тому +97

    I for one was glad to see they picked the "waterfront"😂

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 Рік тому

      Yep, raw sewage is way better for atmosphere than that nasty porta-potty chemical smell.

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel Рік тому +1

      waterfront

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +1

      @@votpavel waterfront

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Рік тому +3

      Are you glad, because you don't have to see them getting beaten for their new tent house outside your window every morning. 😂

    • @yourgirlshani
      @yourgirlshani Рік тому +1

      😂😂

  • @deb4578
    @deb4578 Рік тому +14

    This should get an award. Too funny. The tent 'names' were so like the House Hunters show. Closing scene nailed it.

  • @norwegianblue2017
    @norwegianblue2017 Рік тому +138

    Last year my sister was trying to buy a house in San Diego. She had a short list of very reasonable/normal requirements and a budget of $1.1 million. She and her husband couldn't find anything and wound up moving to another state.

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +6

      Was it a red state? I bet it was.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Рік тому +33

      For $1.1M I could buy 50-100 acres in the Texas Hill Country with a decent sized 2500 sq Ft house on it.

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler Рік тому +20

      ​@@franciscodanconia4324 with that money I could start construction on an entire walkable townhouse neighborhood here in southern PA.

    • @norwegianblue2017
      @norwegianblue2017 Рік тому +1

      @@KB-ke3fi Washington state.

    • @Metal_junk
      @Metal_junk Рік тому +6

      With that money I could retire for 10-15 years

  • @CiarnaK
    @CiarnaK Рік тому +169

    Your real estate agent was terrifyingly accurate. Props to the whole team!

  • @nicholasstanley8787
    @nicholasstanley8787 Рік тому +674

    This is the best video I’ve ever watched. I think the only thing missing was how environmentally friendly it all was!

    • @rockyroad7345
      @rockyroad7345 Рік тому +31

      Shameful their tent didn't have a solar panel.

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 Рік тому +2

      It is.

    • @jeffersonrundell7540
      @jeffersonrundell7540 Рік тому +4

      @@rockyroad7345, But that would use up a natural resource which might make "Mother Earth" cranky. 😉

    • @melchezi8818
      @melchezi8818 Рік тому

      Wow your right!

    • @_Rockill_
      @_Rockill_ Рік тому +3

      Right. Can I get a $500 tax credit for living in a home with no energy?

  • @ellisdee2013
    @ellisdee2013 Рік тому +24

    I'm so glad they went with #3. The waterfront, the starbucks bathroom and the natural light. It was an obvious choice for me. Good for them!!
    Also BB, you guys are fkin awesome. Excellent video! 🤣

  • @beingsons9393
    @beingsons9393 Рік тому +72

    One of your best pieces!! The agent is fantastic. Well done again BB

  • @Cipher6i8
    @Cipher6i8 Рік тому +355

    As a Californian dying to leave after graduating college, I can confirm this is in fact true.

    • @casper_z1259
      @casper_z1259 Рік тому +37

      Don't be ridiculous. There are plenty more affordable tents just a crack house away.

    • @susanscott5060
      @susanscott5060 Рік тому +14

      $450k here in Texas will buy you a nice house!

    • @roymeyer6837
      @roymeyer6837 Рік тому +3

      ​@@susanscott5060 very true! Unfortunately though a $450k house will cost you more to "own" here than in a lot of other states, thanks to our property tax rates. Mortgage payments if you include your taxes, on a $450k home here would probably be about the same payment as a $550k home in, say, Tennessee.

    • @narrowistheway77
      @narrowistheway77 Рік тому +4

      @@roymeyer6837Tennessee rocks, I’m currently leaving Oregon to head there now, you’re so correct about property taxes there!

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue Рік тому +2

      Every Californian I have met wanted to leave. Some have went as far as to join the army, just to get a chance to move away from there.

  • @gringo3009
    @gringo3009 Рік тому +146

    Moved out over a year ago and life has never been better!! Nailed it with the slime ball gov's poster!

    • @GrillSergeant
      @GrillSergeant Рік тому +5

      Same!

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +1

      Where did you go?

    • @SongofallSongs1
      @SongofallSongs1 Рік тому

      What state did you move to?

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому

      Fucking coward. Idiots like you don't get. Unless we stop people like Newscum this will spread to the rest of the country. It was the nation's trash moving to California the ruin this once great state

  • @tukkajumala
    @tukkajumala 8 місяців тому +5

    In Finland families with a newborn get a box full of baby essentials from the government. The box includes a foam mattress and a sleeping bag and is actually great as the baby's first bed, being the right size for the little one. So there are real baby-boxes out there!

  • @pradhyudh
    @pradhyudh Рік тому +95

    I bursted out laughing while watching this video.
    Now i am 😢sad when i realised this could be the reality of people 😢.
    Bee has the skills and balls to make real social issues funny to watch and also make us think harder.

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 Рік тому +7

      In Commieformia and other 3rd world countries, this **is** the reality of people.

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Рік тому

      It's not their reality. It's their forced reality. People in California are pompous and believe living anywhere else is beneath them. Trey view everywhere else as close minded bigots. So they can't leave California. It's a self inflicted problem. Trust me, I've asked so many people who live paycheck to paycheck why they stay when they could have a home in a other state. They would rather live subpar standard of living in California than quote-unquote risk being around people from the Midwest, south, really anywhere that's not California or New York. But they don't want to live in New York becauee they want sunshine. So, California is their only choice.

    • @t.dubbya7000
      @t.dubbya7000 Рік тому +7

      They're simply getting what they voted for....

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому

      ​@@markusfreund6961 he in California we don't consider those "tbings" as people. They are more of a cancer slowly destroying the state and soon the country

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown Рік тому

      ​​@@t.dubbya7000 you think people voted for this? That's cute, do you also believe in Santa. As someone involved in the recall I know for a fact democrats cheat to stay in power. They are constantly changing legislation to prevent their removal from government. Pelosi's nephew is the biggest perpetrator of this.

  • @Steve-nb9kg
    @Steve-nb9kg Рік тому +40

    I like how she is overselling basic features like an actual realtor would do for a regular house.

    • @TheMosinCrate
      @TheMosinCrate Рік тому +1

      And for the Atlanta tent edition. "Dianne, I know you mentioned you love song birds, what about this tent?" "Uh... That's a mosquito?"

  • @mrmainevent1872
    @mrmainevent1872 Рік тому +268

    I want to see how their life unfolds while living in a tent. Just like the California to Texas series, this one must continue.
    (Excellent Gavin dig at the end)

    • @ShadowsOnTheScreen
      @ShadowsOnTheScreen Рік тому +4

      But it is complete. They found their dream tent!

    • @mrmainevent1872
      @mrmainevent1872 Рік тому +4

      @@ShadowsOnTheScreen we seen the Texas cookout in the other series. This one will have tent city cookouts. Who knows what it'll be. Maybe rats on a stick. 😅

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area Рік тому +1

      ​@@mrmainevent1872ratburgers

    • @alxreiuuser5717
      @alxreiuuser5717 Рік тому +5

      We could have tent renovation. Upgrading to bigger tent.

  • @extendedp1
    @extendedp1 Рік тому +14

    This was great. The real estate agent actress did an amazing job.

  • @hereticsaint100
    @hereticsaint100 Рік тому +72

    I am perpetually Amazed by how you guys manage to nail the style of these spoof videos, everything from the acting to the music to the filming. Good work.

  • @beckyp867
    @beckyp867 Рік тому +50

    As someone who lives in coastal CA I will vouch this is not a joke video but real life.

  • @BusyBodyVisa
    @BusyBodyVisa Рік тому +58

    "he invents new kinds of hot sauce while she's a professional Coachella ticket scalper" that had me rolling!

  • @h.mandelene3279
    @h.mandelene3279 8 місяців тому +32

    1:40 Ooooo!!! It's a Coleman tent - that's like the Mercedes of tents!!!! WAY better than the Walmart tent.....

    • @RealYoutube33
      @RealYoutube33 3 місяці тому +1

      Home Depot tent.

    • @jt8isgr870
      @jt8isgr870 2 місяці тому

      What's the Walmart tent? Asking for a friend 😂

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 Рік тому +75

    This is actually true. You can’t even get a one bedroom condo on the freeway for that amount. Lived in Southern California my whole life until I was forty.
    We moved to Tenn three years ago and upsized from three bedrooms two bath 1,400 sq ft -to a five bed, four bath 4,300 sq ft and two acres with a huge deck and a pool.

    • @Pavia1525
      @Pavia1525 Рік тому +13

      Yeah, but does it have “curb appeal” and free number twos?

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area Рік тому

      Yeah great job destroying the housing market in Tennessee. You should have stayed and fixed your own state.
      This is why nobody likes Californians, destroying everything you'll touch.
      You'll leave and vote the same same way.destroy housing markets so that we can't afford to live in our own states.

    • @bellinghammond
      @bellinghammond Рік тому

      what part of TN.?
      I've heard even TN. is turning liberal in places

    • @DaleksInc
      @DaleksInc Рік тому

      @@Pavia1525 SHUT UP ABOUT MY NUMBER TWOS!!!

    • @fourlittlebirds6166
      @fourlittlebirds6166 Рік тому

      😂it’s in a beautiful neighborhood. And yes. Curb appeal. But no #2’s. I’m feeling let down now. 🤣

  • @Mr.TrouDeCul
    @Mr.TrouDeCul Рік тому +64

    That made me laugh so hard until the ending holy s*** that was too true.

  • @trap7196
    @trap7196 Рік тому +42

    How offensive! In California, tents identify as custom family homes. I'm done!!!!

  • @davefellhoelter1343
    @davefellhoelter1343 Рік тому +5

    as a Third Gen Californian who purchased my 1st home on OC at 21 yrs old with my own money! "I support this Message!" 100%!!!

  • @TheRealJimW
    @TheRealJimW Рік тому +54

    A box you keep a baby in... duh! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rickreese5794
      @rickreese5794 Рік тому

      Works in Messco 😂

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      @@rickreese5794 yeah....we've seen it here lately.

  • @tman46544
    @tman46544 Рік тому +41

    I knew they would pick number 3, the realtor nailed it! 🤩

    • @mayhewfisher62
      @mayhewfisher62 Рік тому +3

      Waterfront means their Zestimate will be off the charts in a few years.

    • @robertthompson3447
      @robertthompson3447 Рік тому +1

      Number three for her number two's 😅

  • @g4mmalotus937
    @g4mmalotus937 Рік тому +140

    The vote sign at the end was a great touch

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      and true....Newsom is an idiot

    • @robertthompson3447
      @robertthompson3447 Рік тому +3

      I almost didn't click on this one. The ending made it worth it. 😂

    • @sluggo2014
      @sluggo2014 Рік тому +2

      Oh snap!

  • @JamesRomans116
    @JamesRomans116 10 місяців тому +10

    We need more of these please. The writing and whole cast is great. Need a beach bargin hunters one. Where people from Tn look at old lifeguard shacks for a vacation spot with inflation.

  • @PropunKla
    @PropunKla Рік тому +68

    This is hilarious, it was filmed in Upland California. Right down the street from their first tent location, there are small apartments for sale for over 700k.

    • @sharonabbott9588
      @sharonabbott9588 Рік тому +4

      😳😳😳

    • @bwcesq
      @bwcesq Рік тому +5

      I grew up in Rancho Cucamonga and recognized the mountains in the background. It was great growing up there but we moved out nearly 30 years ago. I still love the state of California but the people there now make it totally unlivable.

    • @Matt-du1gz
      @Matt-du1gz Рік тому +1

      Spectacularly accurate. Bravo!

    • @onemoremisfit
      @onemoremisfit Рік тому +3

      In my mailbox today I got a realtor postcard flyer with a listing near me for a 5 acre horse property with an over 3000 sq ft, 3.5 car garage gorgeous custom home, a big stable, huge fenced corral, and a massive 66'x 120' indoor riding barn next to the stable for when you want to ride and the weather is bad. Asking price is $699k, and I'm in IL where the market is considered high and people are fleeing.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 Рік тому

      bruh wtf

  • @tylr3669
    @tylr3669 Рік тому +41

    I too own a home. And by own a home, I mean that there is a structure I own on paper, which squatters occupy which the city will not remove. Thanks Gavin :)

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 Рік тому +4

      I'm sure in the wildfire capital of USA someone will think of a way to solve both problems in one go

    • @4uRicki
      @4uRicki Рік тому

      The saddest thing is that most people in California, are too brain dead to do anything about it, and will keep voting for more disaster. Radical libs/dems are the strongest cult in history.

  • @sonictelephone1526
    @sonictelephone1526 Рік тому +39

    I wish Rachel the best of luck in finding the perfect tent for making great number 2s 😊

    • @act.13.41
      @act.13.41 Рік тому +3

      She can snatch a five gallon bucket from the nearby construction site.

    • @transparentglazier
      @transparentglazier Рік тому +4

      Customized 5 gallon pails with rainbow colors would also be an option and of course, a ski mask to pull over your eyes so you can't see if someone is watching

    • @cyohe8643
      @cyohe8643 Рік тому +4

      Don't forget the pool noodle for a cushie for your tushie.

    • @ducquessa4618
      @ducquessa4618 Рік тому

      @@transparentglazier 🤣🤭🤣

  • @a.b516
    @a.b516 Рік тому +8

    Absolutely hilarious. Babylon Bee has some of the best satire videos on youtube. I love it. Keep it coming BB.

  • @eugene9852
    @eugene9852 Рік тому +97

    I like how optimistic he is. So accurate. There's always the fussy one who complains about every little detail. 😂

  • @High_Caliber
    @High_Caliber Рік тому +215

    20 year ago this would be an SNL skit. Today, SNL promotes the policies that make this a reality. Weird times (but great video!).

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      SNL is a left wing tool of the Democrats.

  • @transparentglazier
    @transparentglazier Рік тому +20

    I approached HGTV to sponsor my idea for another home renovation show which I called Tent City Upgrades. Shows would be on topics of replacing the blue tarps with energy efficient silver ones, making rocket stoves from BL cans to maximize their crack pipe burns, and a convenient shelf for their government supplied needles ( that can be sterilized by the rocket stove, after all, who wants to catch some life threatening disease while hitting up?), # years and I haven't heard back, the producers must be very busy

    • @paulorchard7960
      @paulorchard7960 Рік тому

      Nah, probably just racist!

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      wait till they pass the reparation farce on Cali....

  • @Jackladox
    @Jackladox Рік тому +7

    By far one of the best presidential campaign ads that I've ever seen

  • @redpillaware5101
    @redpillaware5101 Рік тому +11

    I was able to get me a tent in downtown LA for 10 grand. I thought I was getting a bad deal but now I know I'm super fortunate.

  • @bobjordan8283
    @bobjordan8283 Рік тому +64

    It's getting harder and harder to tell reality from Satire!! Well done BB!!👏

  • @dougearnest7590
    @dougearnest7590 Рік тому +9

    I'd like to see if you have anything in the abandoned Youhaul lot.

  • @Vato-Psyko-Loko
    @Vato-Psyko-Loko Рік тому +20

    what's pathetic is I'm from San Francisco and the whole Bay Area is like this. Thanks, Newsom!!!

  • @modelrailpreservation
    @modelrailpreservation Рік тому +36

    I've been saying lately that there is no good satire because the world is already more screwed up than any satire could make it. You guys are proving me wrong, and I love it!

  • @Captiiva
    @Captiiva Рік тому +23

    I think #3 was certainly the smart choice for them. Plenty of sunlight and space for a growing family. Rates are currently high, so they might want to make sure they can refinance down the road though just to be safe. Maybe consider taking out a loan and getting a tarp to help protect their new property. Plenty of options for them. ; )

  • @adamarens3520
    @adamarens3520 Рік тому +34

    Great ending joke 😂!

  • @hisamjan7842
    @hisamjan7842 Рік тому +10

    Babylon Bee you never failed to amazed me with sarcasm and reality.

  • @echohunter4199
    @echohunter4199 Рік тому +225

    You made me spit out my drink at the end with Gavin! High 5 to whoever came up with that one!

    • @markcab2055
      @markcab2055 Рік тому +3

      LOL same here.

    • @gadman85
      @gadman85 Рік тому +10

      I just loved how the husband's response was to cheerfully say, "Don't worry. I know a way we can force everyone to live this way!" So freaking typical of Californians, or maybe even democrats in general. Don't learn from your mistakes. Just drag everyone else down to the same horrible level.

    • @_Rockill_
      @_Rockill_ Рік тому +1

      WEF appointee. I don’t know that a Republican has held an office since Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    • @davetighe
      @davetighe Рік тому +1

      And he said he'd be back.

    • @daviddewey2107
      @daviddewey2107 Рік тому

      And Arnie turned into a fascist like any good RINO. During covid he actually said screw your rights.🤬 Him

  • @sqwerlgirl1332
    @sqwerlgirl1332 Рік тому +66

    "Shopping Cart Hunter" another new series with more budget friendly options, for those active Californians on the go. They feature portability along with mobility, a definite winning combo.

    • @gregorydahl
      @gregorydahl Рік тому

      And you get tk oretend you are a jawa sand crawler

  • @surfstarcc1
    @surfstarcc1 Рік тому +33

    All jokes aside that second Coleman tent with the exterior framing is a beast. I've been through some nasty storms in that exact tent

  • @USMC98
    @USMC98 Рік тому +21

    She sells so well, makes me want to leave my state , move to California and live in a tent by the River!

  • @artrayus3
    @artrayus3 Рік тому +65

    Finally, a skit I can get my wife to watch and she genuinely laughed out loud even!

  • @ashley1358
    @ashley1358 Рік тому +78

    They should do a Denver or Seattle version of this tent hunting. Really it’s sad more than anything what is occurring. People can write comments but it’s really heartbreaking to walk in the woods and find childrens toys because there is no room for them in the shelters nor is there actual things being done just discussions and disappearing money

    • @HavianEla
      @HavianEla Рік тому +14

      It’s because homelessness turned into a bit of a racket for politicians and Non-Profit Organizations. They’re paid to deal with the problem, and sometimes make damn good money. If that’s the case - they’re going to be incentivized to keep around a homeless population to line their pockets.

    • @bipinnambiar
      @bipinnambiar 9 місяців тому

      Does no one know what a non profit is?

    • @jayrum7303
      @jayrum7303 8 місяців тому +2

      @@bipinnambiarwhat is it?

    • @bipinnambiar
      @bipinnambiar 8 місяців тому

      @@jayrum7303 well, it isn't a non profit, if they make a profit. So it isn't a non profit. That's a company.

    • @FaramaraFae
      @FaramaraFae 7 місяців тому

      @@jayrum7303 A corporation that does not earn a profit. Which in reality means that whatever money they get they will use. Usually for the people running it~

  • @ktm25253
    @ktm25253 Рік тому +3

    I can't remember seeing a better satire video ever from the acting to the scripting and including the excellent production. I particularly liked the agent pointing out the lux bathroom at the first tent.

  • @laurieherlickman1434
    @laurieherlickman1434 Рік тому +23

    Perfect! Gavin pic was the cherry on top of the tent!

    • @Hiraghm
      @Hiraghm Рік тому +3

      the Gavin pic was the point of the whole thing.

  • @DN-mo9sh
    @DN-mo9sh Рік тому +18

    Wow this is really in-tents. Cali living is so sweet!

  • @caryhocker
    @caryhocker Рік тому +22

    I bust out laughing at that awesome surprise ending. This is a classic. Brilliant!

  • @Thegoodguy2004
    @Thegoodguy2004 11 місяців тому +2

    The BB is the best source for breaking news alway first with the news i need.

  • @luigivincenz3843
    @luigivincenz3843 Рік тому +38

    I wanted to live in Beverly Hills one time. Until a 500 tent people beat me to that dream. Close to Rodeo Drive too! Truly living the American Dream. Thank you Gavin Newsom and Mayor Bass. .

  • @jaysouth3330
    @jaysouth3330 Рік тому +16

    “I’m not a Boy Scout Rachel!”
    😂😂😂

  • @daviddewey2107
    @daviddewey2107 Рік тому +1

    I fled the LA 3 years ago. Whatever the opposite of nostalgia is is what I'm feeling right now. I'm living off grid so it starts out like a homeless person but I'm on five acres of my own property. Beautiful green woods, my chickens and dogs, and neighbors I can only hear in the distance. For less than a tenth of what their "budget" was.

  • @Synergy7Studios
    @Synergy7Studios Рік тому +22

    This is a funnier parody of House Hunters than of California to be honest, I love it.

  • @kimberlymoore7859
    @kimberlymoore7859 Рік тому +146

    This is way too accurate... My family recently moved from Orange County to Oklahoma and it was the best decision ever! We were able to sell our tiny, super outdated house and buy a 2 acre lot with two houses 😂

    • @trajhenkhet02
      @trajhenkhet02 Рік тому +13

      Congrats. I'm off to Idaho. For a brief moment I thought you were going to say you sold your tent.

    • @terywetherlow7970
      @terywetherlow7970 Рік тому +3

      Yeah.....New Mexico should have cheap homes. Oddly Lawyers put Offices in all Downtown cute
      Craftsman homes. Any left,start at $300,000.00 madness.

    • @zachcd390119
      @zachcd390119 Рік тому +17

      Congrats. A lot of people have been doing the same thing. Problem is, now I can't afford to buy a half decent house in Oklahoma.

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area Рік тому

      I bet you'll paid cash to destroying the housing market in the area for all the people in Oklahoma, I wish Californians didn't move, stay and fix your own state.

    • @scrappylikemetal
      @scrappylikemetal Рік тому +4

      @@zachcd390119 Go to North Dakota. You'll probably get a house for free.

  • @felixvelez6393
    @felixvelez6393 Рік тому +35

    They should follow up this series with a home renovation show where the couple wants to add a water slide to their waterfront property

    • @wdtaut5650
      @wdtaut5650 Рік тому +3

      And spend the rest of their lives trying to get permits.

    • @italia689
      @italia689 Рік тому

      Or where they just put a patch over a hole in the tent.

    • @admseraph
      @admseraph Рік тому +1

      Or another tent, to use as a garage to park their shopping cart.

  • @caravanlifenz
    @caravanlifenz Рік тому +5

    This is true of every Western nation these days. I've met so many people working full-time and living in vehicles. In my parents' generation, a job where you had to travel a lot and stay in motels was considered a bad job, but now that type of job is a dream job as people actually have a bed to sleep in and the employer pays for your cheap motel when you're travelling for work.

  • @AFZprivate
    @AFZprivate Рік тому +19

    As a Realtor, this is GOLD!

    • @TheMosinCrate
      @TheMosinCrate Рік тому

      You literally cannot go two comments down without someone commenting "as a blank myself". Need attention much?

    • @AFZprivate
      @AFZprivate Рік тому +2

      @@TheMosinCrate I'm using a nickname and its related to my field. Your argument is completely invalid.

    • @TheMosinCrate
      @TheMosinCrate Рік тому

      @@AFZprivate there's no argument. This whole "as a" comment line is a plague.

    • @AFZprivate
      @AFZprivate Рік тому

      @@TheMosinCrate never noticed it as a plague 🤷‍♂️
      I'm more worried about the economy and the transgender grooming BS of our kids.

  • @phelan3025
    @phelan3025 Рік тому +96

    Whole thing was hilarious. I loved that, "I don't know. I'm not a Boy Scout, Rachel. I don't live in a tent."

  • @KP-dy6dz
    @KP-dy6dz Рік тому +10

    Gavin sign at the end sold it 😂😂 dude it hurts from laughing so hard . This one getting shared even if my family blocked me after it .😂😂😂😂

  • @RomanPeacock21
    @RomanPeacock21 11 місяців тому +3

    I was really feeling tent 3 too. I'm glad they went with that one

  • @algernoncalydon3430
    @algernoncalydon3430 Рік тому +32

    Knew a kid who had the nickname, "boxbaby." His parents said that's just what they naturally called him since they were on welfare and hadn't got that extra money for another child, so Boxbaby had a cardboard box for a cradle.

    • @adamyenser
      @adamyenser Рік тому +6

      Another Bee prophecy fulfilled.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Рік тому +7

      You used to keep babies in wardrobe drawers. But I guess there’s no space for one of those in a 4 man Coleman.

    • @mesamom62
      @mesamom62 Рік тому +2

      The cardboard box is probably the safest crib on the market!

  • @kagyu1
    @kagyu1 Рік тому +19

    There were people renting tents in their backyards in Menlo Park for $1,000 a month.

    • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
      @anatoliagolden-hall4553 Рік тому +2

      Is this for real?!? That’s is utterly insane.

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 Рік тому +1

      I can believe that. Some young tech dudes (probably allowed to use the kitchen and bathroom though) .... They probably saved up their salaries and then bought a house in silicon valley. Not a bad plan, set for life after that

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +1

      @@RandomRabbit007 Yeah they did that in Venezuela too....just after Dominion voting computers started up.

    • @pinkiesue849
      @pinkiesue849 5 місяців тому

      Did they have to pay taxes on the rentals

  • @briansransom
    @briansransom Рік тому +12

    I have a nephew who sold houses in California for the last several years. Recently, he moved to Florida. He didn’t give a reason for the move, he just up and went.

  • @aang6631
    @aang6631 4 місяці тому +1

    I live in SF. The funniest part to me is how, because it's a set, it's cleaner than in real life.

  • @endrik6397
    @endrik6397 Рік тому +8

    Buyer: It doesn't even have a bathroom?
    Agent: In California, everywhere is your bathroom!