The Snow White Trailer Will Traumatise You For Life

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  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 7 годин тому +7518

    In this movie, when Snow White is kissed by the prince, she sues him for harassment.

    • @keyzulu
      @keyzulu 7 годин тому +343

      brave of you to assume the prince would go after Snow White and not after her step mother

    • @Phnxsmv
      @Phnxsmv 7 годин тому +218

      Brave of you to assume the prince is a prince. Could be a princess. Cannot tell nowadays. 🤣

    • @RightLadd
      @RightLadd 7 годин тому +57

      @@keyzulufinally Disney is targeting the modern audience!

    • @IsadoraBelleX
      @IsadoraBelleX 7 годин тому +2

      "him" are you assuming the prince's pronouns? This is giving me white colonizer vibes

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 7 годин тому +42

      " Did you just assume my slumber," REEE REE REE....

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 8 годин тому +9413

    If I saw this movie on a plane I would still walk out

    • @JaysonWashington
      @JaysonWashington 7 годин тому +231

      Pin 📌 this comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @TI4438
      @TI4438 7 годин тому +67

      Boss Unit move, that!

    • @mournblade1066
      @mournblade1066 7 годин тому +101

      Copied verbatim from the official trailer comments section.

    • @SixSioux
      @SixSioux 7 годин тому +26

      🤣🤣

    • @charlestruppi7793
      @charlestruppi7793 7 годин тому +48

      You sir, win the internet today! Bravo.

  • @adampryor4662
    @adampryor4662 8 годин тому +7060

    The fact they left the comment section on is the only redeeming quality this film has

    • @ronnieortega1709
      @ronnieortega1709 8 годин тому +47

      Yea they bet all they have that after all this time people have forgotten or moved on

    • @Psychology
      @Psychology 8 годин тому +41

      More interaction/comments means more views

    • @WhiskerBiscuit1
      @WhiskerBiscuit1 8 годин тому +78

      ​@@Psychology Doesn't mean more people will watch it. These the only views they're gonna get. Lol.

    • @Bell_Andy1
      @Bell_Andy1 8 годин тому +5

      That was the only redeeming quality of Critical Drinker’s Rogue Elements, that he left the comments on. It was hilarious reading all the comments saying how bad, generic and cliched it was.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 8 годин тому +19

      "See? See? _Engagement!"_

  • @limlaith
    @limlaith 2 години тому +337

    Rejecting love for power is like every super villain's origin story. Thank you for showing all of us who you really are, Rachel. I've never rooted so hard for a poison apple in my life.

    • @LeXofLeviafan
      @LeXofLeviafan 2 години тому +26

      Note how the folks who came up with this just love to make scripts that portray villains as "misunderstood good guys"

    • @chelseapoet3664
      @chelseapoet3664 46 хвилин тому +6

      My favourite UA-cam comment on this travesty so far 👍👍

  • @Meme-Comments
    @Meme-Comments 7 годин тому +2385

    They finally did it. They made a movie nobody is going to pirate.

  • @JonasGrumby-OO
    @JonasGrumby-OO 8 годин тому +4144

    Peter Dinklage has seen to it that no other actor under 5 foot will ever work in Hollywood again. Good job, Pete.

    • @Remington61189
      @Remington61189 8 годин тому +373

      Who made Dinklage the king of the Dwarfs?

    • @MrAnthraxes
      @MrAnthraxes 8 годин тому +378

      @@Remington61189 Dwarfen society is hard to understand. But due to my limited knowledge of their vast culture due to playing Dwarf Fortress, my best guess is the reason would be "a Temper-Tatrum after someone left their baby in a shallow pool of water".

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 8 годин тому +151

      @@Remington61189 He did. What are they going to do about it.. fight their king? That'd be treason.

    • @JonasGrumby-OO
      @JonasGrumby-OO 8 годин тому

      @ hey, that virtue signaling don’t come for free. Many may suffer so Pete can claim the moral high ground. What a loser

    • @jessehcreative
      @jessehcreative 7 годин тому +3

      @@Remington61189I’d watch a movie with Dinklage as an evil Dwarf King. He’ll be introduced sloppily slurping a goblet of wine with a leg over the arm of his throne

  • @JuztinY
    @JuztinY 7 годин тому +2646

    Wow. Disney. You truly are incredible. It took you 3 years, multiple rewrites, unnecessary CGI, and 209 million dollars just for me to enjoy a comment section of a movie I will never watch.

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 7 годин тому +10

      i thought u were the real one o7

    • @ttabood7462
      @ttabood7462 7 годин тому +24

      They are the gift that keeps on failing.

    • @codymadison9993
      @codymadison9993 7 годин тому +26

      It does seem like an awful lot of time and money to entertain us for 5 mins in a comment section but their efforts are appreciated.

    • @666dielawn666
      @666dielawn666 6 годин тому +1

      🤣

    • @Duendito
      @Duendito 6 годин тому +1

      @@ttabood7462 the gift that keeps on giving, in the fail department 😂

  • @Terpenadon-n1u
    @Terpenadon-n1u 2 години тому +160

    What's really hilarious is that it demonstrates how Disney currently handles its legacy... Snow White was THE film that established Disney. Sure, they had Mickey Mouse before, but that movie was their big break, allowing them to expand their operations on a far wider scale. She was also the first of the Disney Princesses, and many more followed. It is literally the most important event in their history, yet they seem unconcerned about it. There is no respect at all.

    • @microchipmatt
      @microchipmatt 41 хвилина тому +9

      And it will be the film that "unestablishes" Disney. How fitting.

    • @ramses8847
      @ramses8847 29 хвилин тому +7

      It was almost a science experiment by Walt Disney. His hypothesis was he could use animation to trigger human emotions just as well as live actors. He was watching in the screenings to see if the audience would cry.

    • @ShadowWingTronix
      @ShadowWingTronix 3 хвилини тому

      Cartoons don't star them, especially old ones, so they insisted the Oscars weaken the chance of animated movies getting a Best Picture nomination ever again. Disney wants those Oscar nods for the promotion so now they have to make their legacy live-action. And terrible. They'd make more money putting Walt's movie back in theaters so a new audience could see it on the big screen the way it was intended.

  • @danielabebe6869
    @danielabebe6869 3 години тому +1023

    Someone said "Lord Farquaad and the 7 CGI garden gnomes" and now I can't unsee it 😂

    • @KM-sc7pi
      @KM-sc7pi 3 години тому +15

      OMGGG

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 3 години тому +8

      Prior to the cgi dwarves, my label is Rachael Zeigler and the 7 magical creatures

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 3 години тому +2

      GREAT THE CRITICAL DRINKER SNOW WHITE LIVE-ACTION MOVIE TRAILER BEING DESTROYED ONLINE.

    • @userxl41drn301
      @userxl41drn301 2 години тому +5

      It's not just the dwarves that look like they were made by a third year CG student, but also the entire movie. Is there a physical practical location ANYWHERE in this movie?
      I have to hand it to today's actors, working with nothing but an empty green room takes talent. Unfortunately, the result is still just as bad as a bad actor badly playing their part. It looks like Zegler took a hit of something and is hallucinating in Uncanny Valley. Horrifying dwarf NPCs go without saying.

    • @penrar
      @penrar Годину тому +1

      Gold 🏆

  • @SF-wm7zf
    @SF-wm7zf 8 годин тому +1421

    Not even Walt Disney himself can muster up enough imagination to pretend Gal Gadot is jealous of Rachel Zegler’s looks…

    • @skepticalsmurf
      @skepticalsmurf 8 годин тому +83

      like comparing a Jaguar to a Yugo 🤣

    • @chrishoppner150
      @chrishoppner150 7 годин тому +92

      It's even less believable than the one we got where Charlize Theron was supposed to be jealous of Kristen Stewart of all people.

    • @SciHeartJourney
      @SciHeartJourney 7 годин тому

      ​@@chrishoppner150have you seen Underwater? She's smoking hot! 🔥

    • @jsbrads1
      @jsbrads1 7 годин тому +31

      @@chrishoppner150 also Once upon a Time someone noted the witch was prettier too.

    • @DdHenley307
      @DdHenley307 7 годин тому +57

      Right. Ziegler is some kind of cute girl you'd see during every Wal Mart visit. Gadot is Hollywood super model beautiful. Not even close

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 8 годин тому +2670

    No White and the Seven Traumas

    • @nikolai3620
      @nikolai3620 8 годин тому +75

      *Snow Brown

    • @tjroelsma
      @tjroelsma 8 годин тому +44

      White Snow and the seven drug runners.

    • @ЖудаМ
      @ЖудаМ 8 годин тому

      @@nikolai3620 Shit Brown and the Seven Traumas

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 8 годин тому

      Less white and the 7 war crimes

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 8 годин тому +4

      ​@@nikolai3620 Snow Pumpkin latte, according to Wade Wilson.

  • @angelaharris53
    @angelaharris53 3 години тому +48

    Can't wait for someone to re-cut the trailer as a horror movie.

    • @caril.9384
      @caril.9384 50 хвилин тому +2

      There's one that took the teaser and made it a psych thriller

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame 8 годин тому +1430

    The original Snow White still holds up very well after 87 years. There was no need to remake it as live action.

    • @bartendermike
      @bartendermike 8 годин тому +79

      They're creatively bankrupt. Nothing left to do but mine what was. Sad, actually.

    • @dogg-paws
      @dogg-paws 8 годин тому +38

      Why single out the live-action part? Disney's Snow White shouldn't be remade at all.

    • @kaijusoshingeki7214
      @kaijusoshingeki7214 8 годин тому +34

      The old Disney movies used rotoscoping for the movement of the human characters, so even though they were animated movies, live action people were traced really doing everything. You could say the original was as much live action as this new one is (with all the computer animated dwarves, animals, backgrounds)

    • @Leamichellefan2244
      @Leamichellefan2244 8 годин тому +13

      I agree I completely agree. There was no need to remake it none whatsoever and don’t even get the absolute disrespect that Rachel has for Adriana Caselotti and her glorious. I mean this woman is mocking everything that Adriana put her heart and soul into and that takes me off.

    • @Leamichellefan2244
      @Leamichellefan2244 8 годин тому +4

      @@dogg-paws I agree with that too. I definitely agree with that.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 годин тому +1741

    Since it's 95% CGI anyway, it's still not too late for them to reshoot all of Zegler's scenes with Sydney Sweeney over a long weekend.

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 8 годин тому +20

      What about Gal Godot, though?

    • @bartendermike
      @bartendermike 8 годин тому +28

      I'm down with that

    • @virtuserable
      @virtuserable 8 годин тому +14

      @@fyrchmyrddin1937 Replace her with Sydney Sweeney too

    • @alanlawson4180
      @alanlawson4180 8 годин тому +3

      @@fyrchmyrddin1937 Gal could fight Sydney. Preferably, in a big pit of custard.......

    • @robertbrown3413
      @robertbrown3413 8 годин тому +75

      "I'd buy that for a dollar"

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV 8 годин тому +1158

    'Hit the unfollow button. I don't need your business.'
    We did, Rachel. We did.

    • @pygmalion137
      @pygmalion137 8 годин тому +57

      Also hit the dislike button on the official Disney trailer

    • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
      @thatguyfromcetialphaV 8 годин тому +1

      @@pygmalion137 Rachel will turn up for the premiere in one of Jaguar's new pink electric marital aid cars.

    • @MiketheratguyMultimedia
      @MiketheratguyMultimedia 7 годин тому +55

      I can't bring myself to unfollow her. It's because I never followed her in the first place.

    • @fkrioters1000
      @fkrioters1000 5 годин тому +6

      That requires following first.

    • @blarfroer8066
      @blarfroer8066 4 години тому +4

      I never followed her to begin with. There are plenty of entitled brats on IG and most of them are prettier, if that's what you're into.

  • @bobodog2735
    @bobodog2735 Годину тому +15

    This video taught me 2 things: CGI dwarves are terrifying and Sam Neil is a great actor

  • @WideHorizons90
    @WideHorizons90 8 годин тому +1968

    The dwarves faces made my daughter cry.

    • @TheVAGNETTO
      @TheVAGNETTO 8 годин тому +173

      My daughter cried too, even though I don't have one!

    • @adamt5622
      @adamt5622 8 годин тому +32

      @@TheVAGNETTO Nice one! 🤣

    • @jacktheripper4323
      @jacktheripper4323 8 годин тому +70

      Poor girl
      Born in the worst time to be a child

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 8 годин тому +84

      I'm a 41 yr old man.
      They made ME cry.
      😢

    • @jsmith498
      @jsmith498 8 годин тому +23

      They should put that quote on the posters.

  • @Vocqer
    @Vocqer 7 годин тому +671

    The poisoned apple is probably the most digestable thing about this whole movie.

    • @IStealButterdToast
      @IStealButterdToast 7 годин тому +14

      Perfect roast

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 7 годин тому +5

      Oof

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 6 годин тому +5

      I, for one, would rather eat a poisoned apple than watch this shitfest of a movie... then again, I'd rather eat broken glass and pound down a gallon of tabasco than watch anything modern by Disney.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 години тому +2

      I'll take two please

    • @vicetube
      @vicetube 4 години тому +2

      Gottteemmmm!!!😂

  • @Smore1984
    @Smore1984 8 годин тому +510

    The dwarves are such soulless and horrifying CGI I was expecting Tom Hanks to voice them all himself.

    • @Fred-rv2tu
      @Fred-rv2tu 7 годин тому +7

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @dinosaurwoman
      @dinosaurwoman 6 годин тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GuyTaylor-ph2hn
      @GuyTaylor-ph2hn 4 години тому +2

      😂 👏

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 3 години тому +10

      The Bipolar Express

    • @Gillymonster18
      @Gillymonster18 26 хвилин тому

      It hasn’t technically aged well, but at least that movie had heart and a message and gave an earnest effort. Snow “White” has no heart, a shit message and will age just as poorly and probably doesn’t know what effort is.

  • @wynburlochlan758
    @wynburlochlan758 2 години тому +14

    This is just cultural aproppiation:
    Snow White is a folk story from western Germany with french influences gathered by Brothers Grimm.
    It is a story with clear messages about innocence, kindness, self growth and strenghtening by going through harships. It is settled in a western european setting.
    But such a DEI-mindset can only be delivered in a flashy, shiny feel-good fantasy. This movies doesn’t just simply disrepect the source material, it perverts some of it‘s core meanings. This isn’t a story about power and selfempowerment like shown there. Just the Queen is portrayed quite properly. Snow White is quite the horrific opposite.
    You don’t overcome greed, jealousy, egocentrism and the other dark parts in your soul by being the more bossy girl. This is just a postmodern illussion.
    You overcome it, at least according to the original text, by being thruthful, trustworthy, kind and dilligent.
    The meeting and living with the dwarfs, who are mining for gems (a represention of the beautiful, precious „things“ in life) portrays a model of living together on peace and mutual respect, where every individual contributes his/her part for the good of the community, may it be labour, protection or solace. It is not about one girl being comforted by seven dull, meaningless NPC- like characters.
    They could have made a more realistic, 18ths leaned story and add some modern interpretations where they‘d fit. That would have been quite nice. But this „story“ is, like I said before, a bad cultural appropriation.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Годину тому

      "White people don't have culture"

    • @trixipluta1996
      @trixipluta1996 Хвилина тому

      Can't spell appropriation appropriately so byeeeeee

  • @donfisherjr.2404
    @donfisherjr.2404 7 годин тому +572

    Rachel Z. is about to find out what it's like to star in a box office bomb. That's Hollywood, baby!

    • @MiketheratguyMultimedia
      @MiketheratguyMultimedia 7 годин тому +38

      WEIRD. WEIRD!!!

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 7 годин тому +22

      That's the ONLY movie experience she has...

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 7 годин тому +9

      Has she not experienced that already?

    • @JohnMartin-kf2sm
      @JohnMartin-kf2sm 7 годин тому +21

      She already has, see West Side Story, another pointless remake.

    • @donfisherjr.2404
      @donfisherjr.2404 7 годин тому +10

      @@JohnMartin-kf2sm You're right. I forgot about that one. Quite the film resume RZ is building.

  • @dereklopez9060
    @dereklopez9060 8 годин тому +3090

    Rachel Zelger: Snow White is not gonna be saved by the Prince.
    The Prince: Good. Because I'm here for your stepmother.

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 8 годин тому +80

      Truest thing there is

    • @cataclysm7256
      @cataclysm7256 8 годин тому +114

      The most relatable Prince Charming

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 8 годин тому +130

      If that was the plot more people would watch it.

    • @Bell_Andy1
      @Bell_Andy1 8 годин тому +25

      Critical Drinker: if Hollywood won’t make good movies anymore, then I’ll do it myself!
      Critical Drinker: (Makes Rogue Elements, a tv show that’s being critically panned for how bad it is)
      lol

    • @adampryor4662
      @adampryor4662 8 годин тому +29

      @@dereklopez9060 lol you stole this

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ 8 годин тому +2021

    All this because Peter Dinklage felt he could speak on behalf of everyone with his condition - now we have to deal with these CGI abominations.

    • @michaelryan6342
      @michaelryan6342 8 годин тому +326

      "If anybody is going to be a famous dwarf, it's gonna be me and nobody else!" Is his message.

    • @lesgamester7356
      @lesgamester7356 8 годин тому +13

      😂 😂 😂

    • @wolfsbane-rw7um
      @wolfsbane-rw7um 8 годин тому +245

      Dinklage is a hero, he saved seven unfortunate actors from having to spend extended amounts of time with Rachel Zegler. The man deserves some sort of award for kindness........

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 8 годин тому +51

      It turns out that he doesn't actually represent the Lolipop Guild.

    • @thanatosgarvey3701
      @thanatosgarvey3701 8 годин тому

      This is how we intelligent mutts felt when Obama started opening his mouth. Dinkler isn't King Dwarf. Obama isn't King Mulatto. Trump isn't King Caucasian. They don't speak for everybody. Victimhood mentality is cancer, but it can be excised.

  • @danieldwyer5139
    @danieldwyer5139 2 години тому +14

    Mr. drinker, you have done many many fantastic videos and commentaries however, the editing of this one with dumb and dumber in the toilet scene has got to come as some of your most finest work ever I salute you in every possible way

  • @frostyfilmwatcher2148
    @frostyfilmwatcher2148 8 годин тому +2108

    Rachel Ziegler: She's not gonna be saved by the prince
    Bo Burnham: Because Prince Charming would never settle for you!

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 годин тому

      I pity the man who marries Zegler... And let's remember she'll be forced by Trump to have a daughter, who will then be forced to have a daughter, and that man will have to slave for all of them.

    • @GregTurismo
      @GregTurismo 7 годин тому +14

      Yes!

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley 7 годин тому +46

      I mean, she IS slowly turning into a frog without even being kissed by a prince........

    • @Miller54K
      @Miller54K 7 годин тому

      I still say Ziegler looks like a human chihuahua. Buggy eyes and all.

    • @Jaserad
      @Jaserad 7 годин тому +1

      Rachel Pullmyfinger AOC's sister 😂😂😂 starring in the most racist movie ever made...(Deep voice) This is a story of the whitest girl in the land that's beauty is based on how white she is. She is soo white, her name is Snow White. Originated in the most racist land in the world at the most racist time...mid evil Germany. So...bring your kids and watch the most racist movie of all time with a liberal twist to it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sig509
    @Sig509 3 години тому +293

    What is even funnier it also shows how Disney acts towards its legacy nowadays... Snow White was THE movie that made Disney. Sure, they had Mickey Mouse earlier but that movie was their big break, allowed for them to enter a much larger scale of operations, she was also the first of the Disney Princesses, where many followed. It is literally the most important event in their history, and they do not give AF about that. No respect, none at all.

    • @CiroccoDruid
      @CiroccoDruid 3 години тому +24

      What are they supposed to do, write a NEW story with NEW characters? Please. Who even does that in 2024?

    • @ikemkrueger
      @ikemkrueger 2 години тому +12

      That happens when you forget where you came from.

    • @neltins5308
      @neltins5308 2 години тому +8

      This film is literally gonna traumatize children, wth are those dwarfs.

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 2 години тому +7

      Normie parents will still take their kids to see this. They don't pay attention to reviews and 'ratios', all they know is there is a new Disney poster on the theater wall and their kids won't shut up.

    • @trashbuilds8351
      @trashbuilds8351 Годину тому +3

      Such a great point, and they are so focused on Snow White's portrayal (the whole era was full of camp acting so she's not meant as an example of womankind as a whole anyway) - that they miss the great storytelling contrast that Snow White vs. the Evil Queen (both women) create. The Evil queen was animated to be attractive, but her narcissism and thirst for power over others at any expense taught kids how ugliness is not just physical appearance. Snow White has a genuine innocent joy and sees the beauty in everyone/everything around her, and that is what makes her absolutely stunning, particularly to the prince. I picked that up as a child watching it, even though the way Snow sang to birds sounded funny to me, and even though I didn't like her hair, voice and outfit lol. It's almost as if children have the capacity to see the deeper meaning and not need the main character to be their ideal or a self-reflection!
      Also to add to your point, the way they animated such fluid movement in their first ever full length and in color animated film probably added to the "campness" of it too. Plus it was 1937, even the men had their own camp tropes in movies as it was all very stage-theatrics in makeup and movement.

  • @Lenriak
    @Lenriak 6 годин тому +333

    I hope Peter Dinklage is happy because, for me, he will always be the primary person responsible for these 7 fucking monstrosities.

    • @hakjobtm7472
      @hakjobtm7472 5 годин тому +6

      Would love to see another interview with him post-trailer and see if his tune has changed

    • @mokujinsan9946
      @mokujinsan9946 5 годин тому

      Yes, he is the square root of twat.

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 5 годин тому +9

      Do you think Disney EVER had ANY intention of casting actual 'Little People' in the Dwarf roles?
      The Oompa Loompa in 'Wonka' was played by Hugh Grant. And I think 'Lord Of The Rings' & 'Rings Of Power' used 'normal' sized actors to play every Hobbit, Dwarf & Harfoot. So I think that Hollywood just DOESN'T hire 'Little People' anymore?
      Also, Peter Dinklage did an Animal Voice in 'Wicked', but for some reason didn't seem concerned about that movie depicting the Munchkins as 'normal' people just slightly under average height.

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 3 години тому +4

      8 monstrosities, counting him

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 3 години тому +1

      ​@@StreetPreacherrthat's because in Tolkiens universe dwarves and hobbits are anatomically proportionate.

  • @olympuskikyo
    @olympuskikyo 2 години тому +4

    As one of the characters from the red-band trailer for Sausage Party once said: "Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life!" Well, that one character ain't wrong...

  • @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle
    @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle 6 годин тому +443

    Poor Gal Gadot posted the trailer yesterday on her IG page and comments were brutal. People didn't troll her personally, but they were absolutely ruthless towards this movie and Rachel Zegler.

    • @Incoherent-excitement
      @Incoherent-excitement 5 годин тому +99

      If rumours of the bad blood between Gal and Rachel are to be believed, then Gal was probably reading them whilst tucking into some popcorn Michael Jackson style 😂

    • @DavidDatura
      @DavidDatura 5 годин тому +13

      Well at least they left her alone for once 🤷‍♂️

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 5 годин тому +25

      I get the feeling she hates Rachel at this point, she probably enjoyed reading them!

    • @histkontext
      @histkontext 5 годин тому +22

      poor? she is paid more money than normal working people would earn in 10 life times :D and she is paid to promote the movie too, so dont worry about her

    • @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle
      @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle 5 годин тому +39

      @@histkontext I wasn't talking about money. Imagine being stuck touring with someone like Rachel. Yikes. No amount of money is gonna wash away that.

  • @Perfect_Vth
    @Perfect_Vth 7 годин тому +521

    Just checked and since this review was posted, the likes have hit 18,000 whilst the dislikes are well over 253,000. Way to go, Disney. Way to go.
    Guess it's time to get ready for the "review bombing" and "toxic fans" accusations.

    • @deltharramorghal8130
      @deltharramorghal8130 7 годин тому +21

      And 22min later... It's up to 271k.

    • @DJLegends
      @DJLegends 7 годин тому

      @@deltharramorghal8130 can't wait for a mil

    • @MrQwertyman111
      @MrQwertyman111 7 годин тому +17

      @@deltharramorghal8130 275k. Like seriously, this is one of those movies that should be shelved and written off as a tax deduction.

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO 7 годин тому

      @@MrQwertyman111bruh they shouldn’t be allowed to make shite movies just to get a tax deductible.
      It’s stuff like that the proves just how far apart normal citizens are from the wealthy

    • @ArquiVeo
      @ArquiVeo 7 годин тому +6

      I thought dislikes where now impossible in the 'new reser society'

  • @rlmack5
    @rlmack5 8 годин тому +294

    Walt Disney loved his film ... to have done this to his vision is grotesque.

    • @SamElliottsStache
      @SamElliottsStache 7 годин тому +24

      He has achieved the world record of rolls in his grave to what his studio has become.

    • @JFK-ir7yz
      @JFK-ir7yz 7 годин тому

      In all fairness, Walt was a pedophile and an awful person to all those who worked for him. So who cares about that sc*mbag

    • @kitsapdrummer
      @kitsapdrummer 7 годин тому +6

      This movie could've easily been a home run, but the producers bent over backwards to make sure it was a strikeout instead. Sheesh.
      I mean imagine how epic that ending could've been with the dragon after a well-told story. But instead that fight (if it's even in the movie) will be meaningless because we don't care about any of these characters.

    • @dandiehm8414
      @dandiehm8414 5 годин тому

      @@kitsapdrummer There is no dragon in Snow White.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 5 годин тому

      He and Tolkien are deep in their cups

  • @AggrivatedMonk
    @AggrivatedMonk 39 хвилин тому +4

    "dreaming about becoming the leader that she knows she can be". I doubt any great leader is dreaming about being a leader. They're dreaming about the achieving their goal which inspires others to follow them. A narcissist, however, might dream about what kind of a grandiose leader others perceive them to be.

  • @Armageddon2k
    @Armageddon2k 7 годин тому +305

    I still cant believe they put 7 actual actors out of a job for this.

    • @hoskins666
      @hoskins666 6 годин тому

      diversity doesn't include midgets

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae 6 годин тому

      All because one spoiled little Hollywood star made a fuzz about it. Imagine the hubriz, being the most famous dwarf kicking the stool from 7 other dwarf.🤮

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 6 годин тому +30

      7 actors, 7 stuntmen and 7 stand-ins. So 21 persons lost the opportunity to participate in this movie!

    • @Mug-Red
      @Mug-Red 6 годин тому +17

      They were DEI hire, so no value was lost.

    • @radelta
      @radelta 5 годин тому +1

      ​@@Mug-Redlmao

  • @PoolKid75
    @PoolKid75 8 годин тому +289

    Let this movie be the final nail in the coffin of the girlboss trope, the live-action remake of classic animated movies trend, DEI race-swapped casting, and the "fixing" of classic stories for "MODERN AUDIENCES".

    • @blacklabel130
      @blacklabel130 8 годин тому +5

      i thought sonic was the most disturbing cinema thing, ... well someone was holding his beer

    • @NickMeisher
      @NickMeisher 7 годин тому

      that coffin still has lots and lots of room till the ultra-left entertainment industry goes bankrupt.

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 7 годин тому +1

      ​@@blacklabel130At least he looked real, even though he was super creepy

    • @JohnWall-lj1mx
      @JohnWall-lj1mx 7 годин тому +7

      @@themarsman5155old live action sonic looked like the type of guy to approach you at the dead of night, bug you for cigarettes and get aggressive when you tell him you don’t have any

    • @shafaa1
      @shafaa1 7 годин тому +5

      They have yet to learn from the Star Wars failures....they're just getting warmed up with Snow White.

  • @JuztinY
    @JuztinY 7 годин тому +540

    My parents don't call me the biggest disappointment anymore. Thank you Disney.

  • @gaving.griffon2703
    @gaving.griffon2703 Годину тому +5

    Oh well, 8 more years until the 1937 movie finally enters the public domain.

  • @reezlaw
    @reezlaw 4 години тому +168

    I love how UA-cam thought they were doing something when they removed the official dislike counter. They just lost control of it

    • @jwst8
      @jwst8 3 години тому +17

      that + trump at joe rogan removed from trending tells you all about youtube and today's western world

    • @sandwichninja
      @sandwichninja 3 години тому

      @@jwst8 The fact that millions of people think Trump is _"conservative"_ despite all of his radically leftwing sociopolitical stances tells you even more.

    • @blondefonzie1
      @blondefonzie1 2 години тому +5

      Life finds a way……

    • @tappy8741
      @tappy8741 2 години тому +1

      I mean, they did it for the corps for sure. But they intentionally left downvoting in they just hid the number from viewers, which is why an extension can add it back in. If they truly wanted to kill downvotes they'd remove it entirely.

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 2 години тому

      ​​@@jwst8Along with the fact that they shadow censor every other comment. Remember when we were told a good society believes in freedom of speech?

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 8 годин тому +360

    Sam Neill is fucking awesome.

    • @dereklopez9060
      @dereklopez9060 8 годин тому +30

      Disney: We know what we did was a stupid decision, but we did it with the best intentions.
      Dr Grant: With the best intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.

    • @michaelryan6342
      @michaelryan6342 8 годин тому +1

      What movie is that?

    • @jason_eh
      @jason_eh 8 годин тому +36

      @@michaelryan6342 In the Mouth of Madness, well most of them he also uses Event Horizon clips.

    • @Ironeagle21
      @Ironeagle21 8 годин тому +2

      @@michaelryan6342 Jurassic Park 3 I believe. I know its one of the Jurassic Park movies, just not completely sure which one.

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 8 годин тому +9

      @@michaelryan6342 Depends on which reference - The Dr. Grant character was "Jurassic Park", while the two movies in Drinker's video are "In the Mouth of Madness" and "Event Horizon".
      I'm starting to believe that all 3 will be superior to "Snow White"...

  • @JohnnyMarvin
    @JohnnyMarvin 7 годин тому +160

    Rachel Zegler once said that the original was extremely dated. Yet, she is quite happy for the production to have the same hairstyle and the same looking costume. Weird!

    • @pain-killeryates5448
      @pain-killeryates5448 6 годин тому +29

      Weird, Weird

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn 6 годин тому +19

      Anyone who uses terms like 'dated' is suspect in my eyes.

    • @christianaguiare544
      @christianaguiare544 5 годин тому +2

      The fact that it is extremely dated is what makes the movie so special

    • @Bare_Essence
      @Bare_Essence 4 години тому +3

      @@pain-killeryates5448 Thank you for filling in the missing weirds! I've seen those clips of her so many times I just expected all of them now :)

    • @pain-killeryates5448
      @pain-killeryates5448 4 години тому

      @@Bare_Essence Wish I could do the moronic face too!!

  • @CMONCMON007
    @CMONCMON007 Годину тому +1

    This video was edited better than the trailer. It was so hilarious. Best one yet Drinker

  • @alexstergiou247
    @alexstergiou247 8 годин тому +383

    Remember,that's the same studio that gave us Davy Jones,let that sink in.

    • @alphax4785
      @alphax4785 8 годин тому +42

      It's the ghoul wearing the skinsuit of that studio demanding respect.

    • @mjl11
      @mjl11 8 годин тому +18

      Gore Verbinski and Ted Elliot havn't made a movie in ages. Actual talented people instead of activists.

    • @clingerwinger9558
      @clingerwinger9558 8 годин тому

      i piss in that sink

    • @JokeofAllButts
      @JokeofAllButts 8 годин тому

      noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

    • @rotowsky4039
      @rotowsky4039 8 годин тому +30

      Yes, it's unbelivable how much cgi has gotten worse over the years instead of improving.

  • @baskoning9896
    @baskoning9896 7 годин тому +119

    Original: 'and thats why love is the most important'
    Zegler: 'Poweerrrrrrrrrrrr'

    • @Marilena-y9j
      @Marilena-y9j 7 годин тому +4

      "Brevity is the soul of wit." You have absolutely nailed it.

    • @vaporwave2345
      @vaporwave2345 5 годин тому +5

      UNLIMITED...
      POWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
      🤬 🫳⚡

  • @Rabbi_Moishe
    @Rabbi_Moishe 6 годин тому +89

    The original Disney " Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs " Is available on DVD. No computer animation, all hand drawn by artists. I was very entertained in watching it, not to mention charmed, and moved to laughter and tears. Some is dated, but not in a bad way.

    • @Uzarran
      @Uzarran 5 годин тому +6

      Bought the blu-ray for my nieces last month.
      They are still to young to watch it, but once they are, they'll be able to.

    • @porflepopnecker4376
      @porflepopnecker4376 5 годин тому +10

      Compared to a lot of the crap being made today, "dated" is a good thing.

  • @kelli6466
    @kelli6466 Годину тому +1

    This is Rachel Zegler’s FOURTH bomb at only 23. West Side Story, Hunger Games prequel, Shazam 2 and Snow White. The latest IT girl is about to be an OUT girl. Maybe this will wipe the smug smirk off her face.

  • @jahu5440
    @jahu5440 8 годин тому +380

    Good work Peter. Just few words and you cost Disney at least 100M.

    • @kahuna7433
      @kahuna7433 7 годин тому +3

      He sure had something do do with that big time.

    • @OliveDrabCrusader
      @OliveDrabCrusader 6 годин тому +2

      Unironically based

    • @dimebag505
      @dimebag505 6 годин тому +2

      100mill? It will lose about 500mil

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 5 годин тому +7

      If Peter Dinklage contributed to Disney losing more money, then he's truly a short King 👑

    • @kingDowahs
      @kingDowahs 5 годин тому +2

      Maybe he did it because he thought Dan and David were still working on their Star wars movie and so decided to try and get revenge and end up causing massive damage(Just like Tyrion)

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 8 годин тому +654

    Lord Fardquaad and the 7 CGI garden gnomes

    • @DakaloMaedza-z4m
      @DakaloMaedza-z4m 8 годин тому +37

      You're doing a disservice to lord farquaad.

    • @JB-mg5lw
      @JB-mg5lw 8 годин тому

      Garden gnomes are more endearing, those things are more like retarded dwarf trolls.

    • @burntumbrage6868
      @burntumbrage6868 8 годин тому +15

      “…flesh-colored CGI garden gnomes…” 🫣

    • @stefansibbes2440
      @stefansibbes2440 6 годин тому +3

      Nice copy and paste comment

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 5 годин тому +1

      Oh shit she doea have the Farquad

  • @bruhmunch6983
    @bruhmunch6983 8 годин тому +322

    Peak Cinema Brainrot

    • @jkm1458
      @jkm1458 8 годин тому +17

      This may actually be rock bottom

    • @christianprepper8084
      @christianprepper8084 8 годин тому +4

      100%

    • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
      @bunnywithakeyboard7628 8 годин тому

      @@jkm1458Anything woke is only the worst SO FAR, and continues plummeting as the woke likewise continue to devolve.

  • @saliston
    @saliston 3 години тому +3

    LOL how do they expect anyone to believe shes more beautiful than Gal Gadot. I mean seriously no way can she even compete with Gal on her worst day.

  • @RechargedReviews
    @RechargedReviews 4 години тому +94

    "but a lovely maiden I know behold"
    "really? where?" 😂

    • @bunnysue6660
      @bunnysue6660 3 години тому +4

      That mirror must be cracked.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Годину тому +2

      It was that moment I realised that Zegler has ruined any movie she’s in. I saw the image of her passing bread through cell bars and didn’t see Snow White. I saw Zegler as she was in that interview.
      “Weird, weird.” That’s it. She’s done it. My subconscious will always see her and anything she does that isn’t bratty will be seen as fake.

    • @donutbevil9669
      @donutbevil9669 Годину тому +1

      @@mikoto7693 Can anyone look at Zegler and say she's pretty? I mean, really?!

  • @FancyForestPerson
    @FancyForestPerson 5 годин тому +123

    True love is worth dreaming about. People who want to find healthy committed love are far better for a society than ones who rejects deep connection.

    •  3 години тому +4

      Are you sure you are commenting on the correct video?

    • @EnnoiaM
      @EnnoiaM 3 години тому +1

      Did you watch the video?

    • @Necromonger69
      @Necromonger69 3 години тому

      Wut

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 3 години тому +1

      Bot

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 3 години тому +5

      I think they are referencing how pleased Gadot and Zegler were to say that the love story was unimportant and not the point of the film.

  • @sivad1025
    @sivad1025 8 годин тому +168

    Snow White is putting Terrifier 3 to shame

    • @DCANIMAL-skates
      @DCANIMAL-skates 8 годин тому +3

      Top comment

    • @alexstergiou247
      @alexstergiou247 8 годин тому +3

      @@sivad1025 Dude,that comparison is condescending towards Terrifier.

    • @mscj4710
      @mscj4710 8 годин тому +9

      Art made 50+ mil from a 2mil budget. Disney can only dream of that.

    • @Raven9940
      @Raven9940 8 годин тому +1

      Ouch!!!

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 7 годин тому +7

      Even Art the clown is looking at this and going “Damn, At least I brought presents to the kids and didn’t scare them”

  • @sammycolwill
    @sammycolwill Годину тому +1

    The comment section is fair, brave and true.

  • @mezmerized4lifejay654
    @mezmerized4lifejay654 7 годин тому +94

    Peter simply didn’t want any other small actors getting big roles and possibly taking his future roles in Hollywood 💯

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 6 годин тому +7

      He wanted the parts for himself, yer all seven them, just hit the AI 'Clone' button six times and write seven pay checks to Pete.

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 6 годин тому +5

      Peter Shrinkledge may have done 7 little people actors a huge favor. Now they won’t have to put this shit movie on their resumes.
      😁

    • @unncommonsense
      @unncommonsense 6 годин тому +4

      He pulled the stepstool up behind him.

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 6 годин тому +3

      Peter is the Bogart of the world of Dwarves.... lol

    • @aygwm
      @aygwm 6 годин тому +2

      Would have been hilarious if he played all seven just in different outfits and makeup

  • @goose8780
    @goose8780 7 годин тому +85

    1:53 Nice to see that the kid from Polar Express is still finding work 20yrs later while also remaining true to his animation style. Commendable. You go, kid.

  • @monkey39128
    @monkey39128 8 годин тому +113

    Two words: Uncanny valley.
    Should've been 7 men with dwarfism but no, wouldn't want to upset Dinklage. He's like Warwick Davis in "Life's too short". Keeping all the good dwarf jobs for himself...

    • @MiketheratguyMultimedia
      @MiketheratguyMultimedia 7 годин тому

      Well, they DID try hiring a group of carefully ethnically diverse normal-sized people to play dwarves at one point. Disney has no idea what it's doing, it didn't have to take Dinklage to screw it up.

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 години тому +1

      How many Dwarf Actors were hired for the LOTR/HOBBIT/Rings of Power franchises?
      How many to play Oompa Loompas in WONKA?
      How many in the TIME BANDITS remake?
      How Many to portray Munchkins in WICKED (in which Dinklage provides an animal voice)?
      Hollywood doesn't cast 'Little People' anymore. They just hire the best actors available and use VFX to 'shrink' them...

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 3 години тому

      @StreetPreacherr True, Hollywood is far more to blame than Dinklage.

  • @MurderMostFowl
    @MurderMostFowl Годину тому +2

    I think that they rendered the CGI that way because they had filmed the actors and had to retroactively apply CGI characters on top of their performance so they need to make them look bloated and cartoony so that it covers up the actors who were not wearing motion capture suits

  • @MyHam-os4bq
    @MyHam-os4bq 6 годин тому +137

    My 3 year old son is obsessed with all things spooky. He was watching this over my shoulder when he saw the dwarves, immediately left the chair next to me and started saying, “NO. Mama, STOP.” This is even too grotesque for him 🤣😭

  • @FAFOistheLaw
    @FAFOistheLaw 8 годин тому +144

    I bet Rachel Zegler absolutely hated that one of her lines was "it was my father's kingdom". Surprised she didn't ask for a "reimagining of the story" after reading that.

    • @singbluesilver1973
      @singbluesilver1973 3 години тому

      It was my non-gendered, racially diverse, neurotypical, non-birthing parent’s monarchdom.

    • @DizzyPanda25
      @DizzyPanda25 Годину тому +2

      Genuinely surprised it’s not “it was my mothers kingdom”

  • @janofb
    @janofb 8 годин тому +111

    It won't traumatize me for life because I won't watch it thanks to you! You're a mental health professional.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 38 хвилин тому +1

    If Gandalf used a shrinking spell on the moria troll, this is how the beast would look in a garden gnome outfit

  • @andrewlevin6331
    @andrewlevin6331 8 годин тому +88

    It’s all the more frustrating because the original Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is one of, if not the, most important animated films ever made.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 7 годин тому +7

      It’s a crying shame that the original creator, the real owner of the intellectual property, is long dead and gone so they feel no shame in taking his story and twisting it into something that doesn’t resemble his vision at all. It’s evil.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 7 годин тому +8

      It’s still the highest grossing animated film there is after adjustment for inflation

  • @Nebarus
    @Nebarus 7 годин тому +340

    “Snow White” is a German fairytale. She has hair black as night, lips as red as cherries, and skin as white as Snow.

    • @ChelseaChfy-ex1po
      @ChelseaChfy-ex1po 6 годин тому +54

      Nah she’s a girlboss 🤪Latinx

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn 6 годин тому +88

      Portraying that accurately would require them to have a respect for European cultures, but since all they have is contempt it won't happen.

    • @mitchellkitts6444
      @mitchellkitts6444 6 годин тому +19

      Did you just assume her gender?

    • @marcell3891
      @marcell3891 6 годин тому

      ​@@ChelseaChfy-ex1poshe ain't latina

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 6 годин тому

      German Fairy-tales are rac1st - are we allowed to call the fairy-tales, should it now be Non-binarytales?

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 6 годин тому +571

    "Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
    "You, my queen."
    "And what of Snow White?"
    "For heaven's sake, no!"

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 6 годин тому

      "Right, right... But we should probably knock her off anyway... She's just so insufferable..."

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya 6 годин тому +27

      Oh well, plot solved. Happy end. The queen reigns forever and Snow White was never seen again enslaving dwarfs in the forest.

    • @peterschimmell3557
      @peterschimmell3557 5 годин тому +4

      …and scene

    • @IanObzi
      @IanObzi 5 годин тому +7

      “Mirror Mirror on the wall, who has the ugliest attitude of them all?” Mirror, “Oh, that’s an easy one”

    • @VFella
      @VFella 5 годин тому +2

      "And What of Snow White?"
      "This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This
      is a seller's market. Coke is
      fuckin' dead as disco. Heroin's
      comin' back in a big fuckin' way."

  • @soultaker87
    @soultaker87 3 години тому +1

    youtube's best channel. Cheers mate!

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 4 години тому +34

    You're on point with Gal Gadot's comments. She's a wonderful, delightful person, a beautiful woman, and a mediokrish actress, which is OK often but not always.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 3 години тому +5

      Which has always been enough to sustain a career as a Hollywood celebrity up to the age of ~40

    • @somercet1
      @somercet1 2 години тому +4

      Meh, she did that "Imagine" video.

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 55 хвилин тому

      She’s talentless and annoying. Only Wonder Woman is Lynda Carter.

  • @RG-kl6qb
    @RG-kl6qb 7 годин тому +77

    "This video will traumatise you"
    Continues watching it.

  • @joshuamartin2858
    @joshuamartin2858 7 годин тому +82

    I've been hearing for over 10 years that there was going to be an American remake of the great "Trollhunter." This wasn't what I expected.

    • @frontiergibberish
      @frontiergibberish 6 годин тому +4

      Troll hunter has no remake. Troll hunter needs no remake. -Boromir

    • @joshuamartin2858
      @joshuamartin2858 6 годин тому +2

      @frontiergibberish it's perfect as is. One of my favourite movies

    • @carolineyuen3247
      @carolineyuen3247 Годину тому +1

      Love that movie. So slept on!

  • @solidg3legend868
    @solidg3legend868 50 хвилин тому +1

    Still proud to own a copy of the original Snow White in VHS.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 8 годин тому +152

    If she's a ‘girl boss' who doesn’t need a man, why does she need the dwarves for help and shelter?

    • @pygmalion137
      @pygmalion137 8 годин тому +24

      because the dwarves are diamond miners and diamond is woman's best friend.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 годин тому +8

      Because apparently even seven dwarfs are not enough to constitute one regular man according to Disney. So its okay if she needs their help. It doesn’t count!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 7 годин тому +14

      Funniest thing is, in the original she helped them clean their house.
      In this one, she just bosses them around and makes them clean.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 7 годин тому +11

      @@DonVigaDeFierro classic modern woman: moves in only to increase your workload

    • @IsadoraBelleX
      @IsadoraBelleX 7 годин тому +4

      Because now they are her pets and do as she says

  • @jackbits6397
    @jackbits6397 7 годин тому +194

    The Wikipedia entry for Rachel says it all "Due to her ethnicity, Zegler faced racial discrimination as a child.[3] At the age of four, Zegler saw her first Broadway show, Beauty and the Beast. Since then, she has been a huge fan of the theater." So she was born in 2001, "faced racial discrimination". Would have liked them to elaborate on how she was discriminated against as a half Polish half Latina in NJ in the 2000s.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 годин тому

      Total lie, certainly told by Zegler herself. In late 90s/early 2000s, racism had almost disappeared in America and other countries in the West. It took the woke and BLM people to bring it back, because they realized there was money and power grabs to have people hating each other again based on skin color.

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 7 годин тому +17

      She saw the show, according to your quote

    • @D4Disdain
      @D4Disdain 6 годин тому

      It's always about the cry me a river for the 'brown stuff', you know ....🤪

    • @Marilena-y9j
      @Marilena-y9j 6 годин тому +3

      She's 1/4 and not half Latina. Her grandmother was born in Colombia. That's it. Cameron Diaz is more Latina than her. But Hollywood is not interested in reality, only in images, and Zegler is what a Latina SHOULD look like. So, when they went looking for someone to cast as "oppressed Latina actress," she fit the bill.
      And yeah, the notion that she would face racial discrimination in NJ, even decades before 2000, is utterly laughable.

    • @petermcnallt12pm
      @petermcnallt12pm 6 годин тому +4

      She SAW the show, wasn't in it...learn to read ur own daft comments...also, as we all know, Wikipedia is THE absolute 100% truth and reliable source material...😮

  • @eazygamer8974
    @eazygamer8974 5 годин тому +195

    The clockwork orange clip with alex's eyes clamped open would fit right in at the beginning of this! Hahaha!

  • @orangemanbad
    @orangemanbad Годину тому +2

    Disney exec: “We cannot offend little people by paying them millions of dollars to play the dwarfs..”
    Kathleen Kennedy: “Use fake ones, then you don’t have to pay real dwarf actors HAHAHAH!”

  • @bloominninja
    @bloominninja 8 годин тому +74

    Snow White and the seven Modok's is looking pretty fire with those face stretches

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 6 годин тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👍🏼

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 годин тому

      MODOK didn't look that bad.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 8 годин тому +106

    They really should have given this movie the Batgirl treatment.
    Sealed in a warehouse next to the Ark of the Covenant.

    • @Allmightyimortal
      @Allmightyimortal 7 годин тому +4

      No, they should of given it the treatment of the ring, from the lord of the rings. Cast back into the fire from wence it came.

    • @jacobxiaolong9104
      @jacobxiaolong9104 7 годин тому +1

      Better:
      Just dump it onto Disney Plus or straight to video.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Годину тому

      One does not simply store the profane with that which is sacred.
      However, I agree that it should be locked ina vault, never to see the light of day again.

  • @arkitekt1623
    @arkitekt1623 5 годин тому +48

    This review is pure gold - words, clips, and all. Well done, sir.

  • @saunga1
    @saunga1 Годину тому

    Pulled out my old VCR and my Snow White VHS from the storage a few days ago. Played it for my 8 year old neices and nephews. Now they won't stop talking about how good the 1980's version is so much better then the 2020's version.
    Progress ladies & gentlemen, progress.

  • @MovieGasm
    @MovieGasm 4 години тому +38

    One of MG's favorite critics. I'm here for it.

  • @Ngubeni-g2f
    @Ngubeni-g2f 3 години тому +40

    This review has more likes than the actual trailer💀

  • @flintybraz1
    @flintybraz1 6 годин тому +65

    I'M CALLING IT NOW....... the prince will bite the apple, go into a sleep, and Snow Blanca will have to kiss him to save him.

    • @christianaguiare544
      @christianaguiare544 5 годин тому +5

      But not before waging war and conquering the entire kingdom

    • @tdyck01
      @tdyck01 4 години тому

      except she wont because she's independent & don't need no man, and then he'll die. lol

  • @swimmer751
    @swimmer751 Годину тому

    You nailed it at 6:00 PERFECT description.

  • @mozax8118
    @mozax8118 8 годин тому +75

    Rachel Zegler: The people deserve kindness.
    Everyone watching: How ironic.

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 7 годин тому

      I seen grown men worry about tumors less than you righties do over kids films

    • @greebj
      @greebj 3 години тому

      Marie Antoinette levels of self awareness

  • @sebastianschmuck5950
    @sebastianschmuck5950 8 годин тому +58

    I'm still not convinced, that this.... Abomination ist NOT a parody I mean... I'm German and this is way more creppy than any of our fairy tail stories!

    • @PRC533
      @PRC533 5 годин тому +2

      It's really something to outdo the Germans for creepy fairy tale creatures.

    • @Mystipaoniz
      @Mystipaoniz 4 години тому

      Der Struwwelpeter :o
      My mom used to live in Köln and i read that book countless times. It was fascinating and unsettling but i couldn't stop reading it ^^

  • @klemzy2170
    @klemzy2170 5 годин тому +133

    The only thing this movie still needs is for the prince to arrive in a pink Jaguar.

  • @swaggersquest
    @swaggersquest 2 години тому +1

    I went into the trailer knowing little to nothing about the drama. I thought having the first act focus on the relationship with snow white the kingdom and the evil queen was a good touch. filling a somewhat open void from the original movie with potential story progression and character growth... That was until the wobble sound effect on the dwarf's bellies. from there it was downhill faster than the disney stock price. only way to make it worse would be to cast Peter Dinklage as Doc.

  • @StateBlaze1989
    @StateBlaze1989 7 годин тому +52

    2:17 Zegler looks just as CGI here as the dwarves.

    • @garnet4846
      @garnet4846 6 годин тому

      At 4 34 you can see "her" Adam's apple.

  • @mcgees2nd971
    @mcgees2nd971 8 годин тому +209

    I was already traumatised before the trailer

    • @pochaze671
      @pochaze671 2 години тому

      so many great comments, but yours is perfect for my humor! 🙏😂

  • @onedeadcat
    @onedeadcat 8 годин тому +238

    Disney has a strange obsession with casting actresses with safe-distanced eyeballs.

    • @crank1985
      @crank1985 8 годин тому +31

      You just added fuel to all conspiracy theories about aliens controlling people...

    • @bartendermike
      @bartendermike 8 годин тому +21

      Seems to be a trend in Hollyweird

    • @kudraabdulaziz3096
      @kudraabdulaziz3096 8 годин тому +6

      👊😂

    • @edelmantoamendola
      @edelmantoamendola 7 годин тому +18

      We'll allow Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried for a couple very important reasons.

    • @kenwarren9450
      @kenwarren9450 7 годин тому

      The Deep Ones are making their presence clear.

  • @jasonwowhero8147
    @jasonwowhero8147 Годину тому

    The literal story of snow white was someone so pure. No vengeance in her heart only empathy and love for others. As fair and maidenlike as she was an absolute angel.
    She dies to the greed of another who is envyous of her looks. Glutenous to want to be the only one. Lustful to be the most beautiful, prideful in the thought where she is the most beautiful of all, slothful to send another to do the job for her. And wrathful enough to attack and take away from this world a true beauty
    Snow white. Is a story of a womans good deeds that close to an angel. Being granted a place in heaven. Her castle in the sky. This girlboss "i want my kingdom back" is the definition of envy and greed itself. Snow white would never want the kingdom. She wanted. Her true love. "One day. My prince will come. One day i'll find true love"
    She's a princess. An angel. Anyone who thinks she should get back the kingdom. Is stupid. Go away now

  • @opulenthalo
    @opulenthalo 7 годин тому +54

    5:07 the transition from this clip to the next is pure gold

  • @Fecrit-j7o
    @Fecrit-j7o 6 годин тому +99

    Calling this movie live action is a crime , its probably more animated than any fucking animated movie

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz 5 годин тому +1

      Didn't they call the new Lion King live action? Or did you mean this doesn't look photorealistic enough?

    • @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
      @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth 4 години тому

      Lol THAT is your gripe with this movie? Really? 😂

    • @allmycircuits8850
      @allmycircuits8850 4 години тому

      It's re-animated. Like Frankenstein's monster!

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 7 годин тому +50

    Just your daily reminder that Disney had the opportunity to employ an entire cast of ACTUAL dwarf actors, and they instead chose to use that money to create these CG abominations. This movie has been DOA since it was announced

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 7 годин тому +10

      Blame the one true short-king , Peter Dinklage.

    • @gnarwhal7562
      @gnarwhal7562 6 годин тому +2

      @cymes82 He implanted the idea, yes, but Disney were the one who ultimately pulled the trigger

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 години тому +1

      An 'opportunity' they WOULD NOT have taken anyway...
      Were any 'Little People' cast as Munchkins in Wicked?
      Any as Oompa Loompas in 'Wonka'?
      Any Midgets to play Hobbits/Dwarves/Harfoots in LOTR/Hobbit/Rings of Power?
      Any Dwarves in the new 'Time Bandits'?

  • @johnabbottphotography
    @johnabbottphotography 2 години тому +2

    When you decide that a movie doesn't' fit your morality, but then decide to remake it, you'll neither satisfy the people who wanted to watch the original nor create an original story that was in your head in the first place. You end up in neverland. But not the good kind of neverland, because you're going to rewrite that into crap as well.

    • @kenoliver8913
      @kenoliver8913 31 хвилина тому

      This is right. Disney probably could make a good and successful morality movie about a young girl seeking self-empowerment/revenge, even one with plenty of DEI. But you need to start with a plot that supports that, not butcher an old plot with a totally different ethos. If you're not creative enough to do that then stick to the original ethos of kindness, love and diligence.

  • @pntr92
    @pntr92 7 годин тому +17

    I've said this before and it bares repeating: I seriously don't know why Disney is remaking Snow White when we already got a great live action Snow White remake about 10 years ago. It's called Mirror, Mirror. It stars Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and Lilly Collins as Snow White. It has everything everyone could ask for: Snow White is actually white as snow, she has seven dwarf friends (each of which are diverse), she actually strong and independent and earns it by being trained by the dwarfs, the film does a great job putting a spin on the fairytale by having Snow White break the curse by kissing the prince who is under the influence of a magic spell to be in love with the queen and best of all, every character is allowed to shine and nobody is belittled or emasculated as everyone have their moment to be humiliated. And the ironic thing is that despite being made by New Line Cinema, that manages to be respectful of it's source material whilst being different enough to differentiate itself from the Disney animated classic.
    Seriously, go watch this instead of this dumpster fire. Mirror, Mirror is a far more progressive movie than Disney's live action remake and it manages to stand on it's own two feet without disrespecting the original Disney animated film.

    • @MaryRohwer
      @MaryRohwer 7 годин тому +1

      I like Mirror, Mirror. Lilly Collins is so pretty. Also, I really enjoy the music at the end of the movie.
      I'm not against making Snow White remakes though. I'm interested to see what Brett Cooper's version will be like.

    • @Brian_Boru
      @Brian_Boru 6 годин тому +2

      For everyone in the UK with Netflix, you can stream it there. I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

    • @jamesellis9080
      @jamesellis9080 6 годин тому +1

      Snow White a tale of terror is a good one too.

  • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
    @bunnywithakeyboard7628 8 годин тому +40

    Remember that since they changed the meaning of “fair,” the second most fairness and justice aspected woman in all the land wants to eliminate another out of petty spite. By definition, all the rest are as bad or worse.

    • @teamfossil6312
      @teamfossil6312 8 годин тому +2

      I always love when disney put something realistic in their movies

  • @Legendarysetsandtapepacks
    @Legendarysetsandtapepacks 8 годин тому +48

    The mirror is smoking crack if it thinks this snow white is fairer than the queen 😂😂

    • @freeman2399
      @freeman2399 7 годин тому

      It's Hunter Biden's mirror.

    • @mehowme
      @mehowme 7 годин тому +6

      No, no, no. You don't understand! The amazing actress explained it in an interview. It's not fairer as in beauty, but as in... Oh who am I kidding, I didn't pay attention 😅

  • @cmerighe2
    @cmerighe2 43 хвилини тому

    This video is so brilliant I have to watch it twice❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @joesmutz9287
    @joesmutz9287 6 годин тому +66

    The original Evil Queen got the job by doing the queen voice, taking out her dentures, and doing the crone voice, impressing everyone involved

  • @ericritter46
    @ericritter46 8 годин тому +27

    Every new disney trailer is like staring into the mouth of madness. Very on point.

  • @Uzi-ro1mm
    @Uzi-ro1mm 7 годин тому +31

    That Negan "Really?" Clip has me laughing everytime The Drinker uses it. Fantastic stuff.

    • @pochaze671
      @pochaze671 2 години тому

      with the crying victim behind, always in the bullseye!... 😂

    • @sierski
      @sierski 2 години тому +1

      My favourite is still J. K. Simmons in Spider-Man: "You serious?!" Cracks me up everytime! :D

  • @TheZotman5
    @TheZotman5 38 хвилин тому +1

    I'm always happy to see an image of Tatiana on my screen, so when Drinker mentions her I make sure I look. What do I get this time? An eye full of Rachel Zegler. Sometimes he's a real jerk.