Motivational Quote Accounts Have Gotten Worse
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2020
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Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
That woman had a good quote “Lamborghini, but I don’t have 4 wheels”
And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
Very motivational if you ask me
sounds like something Carson would say
She only has 3
A Lamborghini without wheels is just a Radio
I love that not only did Ted find someone dressed as Joker for this video, but the person also passively agreed with the quotes.
Yes
Exectly 👌
This awsum contant men
they used me in the food and ate 😔
This changed my life and you ha god dae
I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AT "rest in peace- she's not even dead but she's dead to me, y'know what i'm talkin about?"
relatable
Ted I just wanted to say that your background is very sexy and it was extremely pleasing to notice that the color of your shirt perfectly matches your couch I could barely focus on the video because of how positively groovy your background is thank you Ted
Groovy as hell
Groovy, baby
i read that as the end of the lorax when the onceler said "thank you ted"
The fact you found someone dressed as the joker is priceless
Read that as pound lol
Thats LA for ya
The way he responded to the questions was absolutely perfect as well
“Daddy’s home”
literally found someone’s gta online character lmao
“I’m not exactly looking to compare cars to underage girls.”
-Ted, 2020
and thems the facts
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter my ch*nnel if you are not above a certain age, dear miche
“I’m... ...looking to compare cars to underage girls”
-Ted, 2020
This is somethin I never thought I’d see said. And there it is. Humanity is in a weird place right now
Bundy?
Ted dancing with a really long wooden stick to a men playing the accordion and singing Yiddish prayer is an image that lives rent-free in my head.
"I think I just ruined a relationship!"
- Ted says while smiling intently behind his mask
The funniest thing is the fact they are also really popular UA-camrs 😭 piper rockelle
I once came across one that said,
"DATE WOMEN"
and that was it.
It's hard to argue with his assessment
Damn that's woke
good thing im a lesbian
14:13
im trying
"Girlfriend is only found in the life of fools"
* silence *
* guy looks at his girlfriend *
The girl is famous
@@kpophey yeah I was like bruh he didn’t even know who that was lol don’t blame him
LMAO
@@kpophey who was it
@@benmeyer5490 I don’t remember her name but she was a musically star
i had a manager who was a 5'4", 3 times divorced, 50 year old man. his social media was FLOODED with these kinds of posts, he even showed a few to us a couple times. it was honestly scary to see how these can affect someones personality.
I love the accordion guy. He looks like he's just loving life. Not spouting rude things or saying God hates you. He's just playing some music with a smile
“everyone has good taste, they just come in different flavors” -jeffery dahmer
Oof
R/cursedcomments
Ahhh shitt, Hot dogs 💔😔
uh oh, bro.
that name sounds familiar
Plot twist: The Joker on the street is the creator of the joker quotes.
Considering how he reacted to the quotes I wouldn’t be surprised
This is so fucking funny
This is sooooo gay I like pepperoni wizard comment better
Hey keely...where us your originality
Chad you speak english
"You literally can't succeed in life without buying Ted's merch" - The Joker
Why NOBODY is talking about this man? He's a legend!
12:27
Hes the real hustler ong
Good music
тайфун ты что тут делаешь
ikr i need to know the songs he singing
i love this mad lad :)
“I wish I knew my mom to be honest, Rest In Peace. She’s not even dead but she’s dead to me.” Bro is he ok?
Its just mommy issues, we all have em /hj
@@frogdrewathing8095 that’s a pretty bold claim to say we ALL have “mommy” issues
/time set night
/difficulty peaceful
/gamemode creative
@@THATRANDOMDUDE99999sounds like a city at night build
I love how that was just not related to the question. This is a cry for help
do you think ted ever wakes up and his first thought is “milk”
Every day.
The milkening is nigh.
Be prepared.
100% definitely
@@SUNDAYV4X he cant sleep, he has to hustle
Milk to wash down the cram
Let’s just take a second to appreciate Accordion Man, he makes good music
Accordion man supremacy
Agreed
... at this point, I'm half-convinced ted's just an eldritch horror who appears oddly human, and that he just- exists in a void-like place of which he has very little control over.
Bro that’s all of us
That's the truth behind two-faced Teddy
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 i have no clue who that is
but my dead dog wants a milk shirt Ted! This is outrageous
Update: I have gone to corporate and I become boss
What a bummer
@@Flarenics no kidding! I’m going to the manager!
Thats just rude! What did the manager say?
@@isaofaeaea where even is the manager? Never mind I’m going straight to corporate!
@@Unfilterr if they say you no get the job, become boss
Reviewing Google reviews is also pretty good content, like chef boyardee ravioli cups reviews, looked at it once and it was amazing
Interesting...
Or doing small town google reviews (like gus johnson)
google play store reviews of goosebumps books is a great time as well
Google reviews of old poems and books are hilarious because it’ll be something like Ozymandias and the reviews are all “fuck Mr. Restington, he said that line 12 was a metaphor 😡😡😡”
I get da 420 funni numer like
Ted is becoming Drew Gooden and I'm not afraid to say it.
As a fan of drew for about four years now, I’ll accept it. He’s been drew for a while now lmao
idk his yellow white shirt, merch promo, and intro are givin danny vibes. everything else is def drew vibes
don't do Ted dirty like that, drew wishes he was as good as Ted come on man!
I've watched Drew forever now and just discovered Ted a few weeks ago and I love him! Their sense of humour is right up my valley.
The demons hallway is just JSchlatts room when the Pope has a temper
“Why am I at a car dealership?”
*walk with me. Walk with me.*
Ah yes I understand that reference
@@coolbeanz1070 nobody cares
@@coolbeanz1070 I also understand that reference
Excelent 👌
It's just walking!
"oooo, i wish i knew my mom to be honest. rest in peace, shes not even dead but shes dead to me, yknow what im talking about?" PLEASE THIS GUY WAS SO FUNNY
It was so outta pocket like what-
I related to that line a little too much i had to screen record and send it to a friend 😂😪
This guy was high
LMAO
trans rights
I lost it at
"you can ignore my message but in my head you are mother of my 3 kids"
"ooooh, I wish I knew my mom, to be honest. Rip. She's not dead but she's dead to me, y'know?"
14:32
Ted, gleefully: I think I just destroyed a relationship!
Ted dancing to Christian street musicians is the best way to start my week
One of them looked a lot like Gus Johnson
@@vollbier-bayer3006 for a sec I thought they both collabed.
You’re like one of my favorite UA-camr’s ever but you look like a middle schooler and a dad at the same time and it’s very confusing, please fix
i've been having a crisis ever since i found ted's channel because he genuinely looks like my fucking dad and i hate it i hate it so much
that is the power of Craigory
Jay have you ever seen Ted and your dad in the same room?
@@sirfishalot7569 no but I'd be pretty mad if it was ted behind the divorce I am currently experiencing lmao. a WHERE'S MY DUAL CITIZENSHIP I want the USA AND Canada all access baby
Please fix
3:57 the amount of confidence he says this with to immediately question it is incredible
i love teds social confidence, i would never be able to just bust moves to that guy on the street
Teds merch is honestly the best because he actually makes an effort for it to look fashionable. I’d wear the milk crew neck with a skirt and I’d look fucking bomb
True shit
You’ve made me even more compelled to buy it. You tricky bastard.
I like how it’s an actual shirt and not just a persons name on a shirt. You can support creators without being walking advertisements.
I like to think ur a guy and your like out in public at the local subway cross dressing
how much where you paid
"RIP mom. She ain't dead but she dead to me"
It sucks that I can relate to this
Edit: It sucks that over a thousand of you relate to this
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear sti
AxxL this is not the right comment
Same dude....
Damn, I'm sorry to hear , much love to you man
Gonna cry?
"You are one decision away from a totally different life" technically true but I don't feel motivated I feel deterred from making decisions now
Me logging on to twitter wondering why carson is trending: 2:55
Yep...
Thats a perfect reaction.
This video taught me to never talk to anyone in the streets of LA
Definitely a good move.
“Every bump on the road to success is just a homeless person under your Ferrari”
-Probably an inspiration account
@frmercury "these dang kids in the road" *BAPUMP BAPUMP*
LMAO
Dont worry i got him with the door
Plus their average grammar equals. Bump on road to success is only poor under your rich person car
Schoolgirl line hits different 🥶
“Why do you think I wear gloves?”
“Why?”
“Cuz I’m a criminal🤪”
Had me rolling
(14:02 btw)
Holy shit the interviews were so damn funny, half the people were confused and the other half tried to make sense of it all, and that one dude was wearing Joker makeup for no damn reason
Whoever that Joker guy is, I hope he’s doing well
"that is true wiiith my nice foreign wife"
I love that guy
I like how almost everyone Ted interviewed was as unhinged as the motivational quotes lmaoo
"When life gives you pants, you shit them"
- Eddie Murphy
the two kids he told “girlfriend is only found in the life of fools” that girl is piper rockelle and she’s like a 13 year old famous tik toker 💀
WHAT?
No wayyy
That explains why I didn’t recognize her.
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS LMAOO
💀 lmao
"dont like girls get royice roles like real man" -jocker quotes
I read that as rice roles.
This was indeed a bruh
Ted's extravert energy is too strong he needs to share
“Pls don’t get some for your dead dog” you’ve managed to make me laugh within the first 30 seconds AND a merch plug. Congratulations
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “Lamborghini? I- I ain’t got four wheels” I FUCKING CRACKED UP PLZ
HAHHAHAHAH ME
"WomAn is temprory lyfe is 4ever" - Jesus H Christ
What does the H stand for-?
@@rabidsockpuppet7713 It's just H
@@serafina2643 Brilliant
@@rabidsockpuppet7713 yes
Happy birthday to Jesus 🎈
i love how no one is talking about how ted was talking to piper rockelle
Who?
"she not even dead but she dead to me ya know" omg 😂
“ferrari is sexier than woman”
me, a gay: perhaps
Me, a lesbian: definitely not
@@JesterJ101 my sliver of heterocuriosity: fair enough
Me, a bisexual: its free real estate
me, an asexual: couldn't agree more
me, entirely confused but happy to be here: possibly
13:37
The dude in red looks like Gus Johnson if he was a divorced father.
Gus isnt a divorced father?
Gus isn’t that guy?
That camera pan to the guy dressed as the joker had me crying it was so unexpected it left me in shambles
13:34 im laughing so hard
My dad gave me a nice motivational quote once, it went something like this
"You'll never amount to anything you worthless excuse of a son"
Same thing happened to me
ay i’m really sorry, hope u know that he was spewing bs
"Never let anyone treat you like an Yellow Starburst. You are an Pink Starburst."
what, objectively worse?
@@cryptid5040 If you actually think the pink is worse than the yellow, then yes.
can we agree that red hits different though?
@@mushroomking8304 yee cuz cherry flavor is trash
Pink and yellow are the best Starbursts
For the quote at 4:13, I think what they meant was that, possibly, when they were younger, they interviewed for a position at this business and were rejected. Then, motivated by this failure, they started their own business and hustled until their business was big enough to where they could buy the company that turned him down several years ago, thus becoming the boss. This is just my take on the quote, and I think your take is also good (no hate). Keep it up! :)
Thank you mr.nivison for having a smooth ass voice that didn’t distract me from my homework but was still good sounding enough to listen too while I did it.
“I wish I knew my mom. Rest In Peace. She’s not dead but she’s dead to me y’know what I mean?”
Ted’s demon hallway > Schlatt’s angry pope
i beg to differ 🥱
Is he red Schlatt?
Cap
Perhaps they're the same room
No
The old lady that said "lamborghini? well, I don't have four wheels" has my heart. something about the way she said it is just so funny to me.
9:24 Ah yes nothing is more motivational than stalking someone who wants nothing to do with you.
“Welcome to the big show, baby, I’m the big hot mama” Asmodeus the lust demon is heavily influencing Ted’s thoughts
"I wish I knew my mom, rest in peace. Shes not dead, she's just dead to me." Sounds like the relationship is a work-in-progress.
"I teamed up with my buddy William Osman..." * Has no screen time or any voice clips of William talking* what a nice collab
I love that Ted looks at the "sleep =/= bad hustle instead" quote as if it couldn't be real. Yet my father literally forced me to only sleep 4 hours a night growing up so I could "grind for longer and be ahead of everyone else" Now I just have crippling debt and insomnia, YAY!
I love how Ted will say something questionable and then immediately regret it by saying “what?” It’s hilarious
read this just as he said it
This puts a new meaning to, "The boys are back"
the fact that I am watching this the day after my dog died…
that intro made my jaw drop
I love the happy accordion man so much.
People are delightful!
The demon of motivational quotes has returned with a burning vengeance.
"Why be in a girl when you can be in a lamborghini." -allah
Words of wisdom
Why have a girlfriend, when you can have any thing other than a girlfriend
@@foodafen6367 a wife
Allah- what?? Can someone explain to me what this is supposed to mean?
"I wish i knew my mom"
"Rest in peace... oh she not dead, just dead to me"
This man vdksvxkvakx
"Use your energy to create, not destroy." -man who wants to watch the world burn
“Rip mom, she’s not even dead but she’s dead to me.”
*thats what she said*
Ned Tivison has blessed us
@Brutality ! it not pokeman it aniem chraracr
The ending was the most chaotic thing ever... LOL
that man in the joker makeup lives rent-free in my brain.
The fact that he went out there and found the most bat shit crazy people is really inspiring
“Man this guys been saying a lot of words, why is he doing that?” -Me
Parents: go hang out with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:40
I wanna know the lore behind Ted's life off camera. He's falling through his roof from castles and running through haunted hallways. What is this man doing
Thank you Ted. With this motivation I sold my house and bought the local communication rod factory that keeps rejecting me. I also dumped my girlfriend. Because girlfriends are for losers. I am now millions in debt and live on the street. My life has never been better.
Much love.
Chad 2.0
jumpscare pfp, mr chad 2.0
New Business Quote: “If you are not make money go make money”
"if don't, do." That's the shortest interpretation of your quote.
@@dove4965 I've been staring at this for 8 months and you're wrong
"If (do)n't"
You F O O L
@@AnEldritchBeing if do u foo
@@0025aid do fo
@@AnEldritchBeing do fo do fo
Watching this channel is like having a conversation with two of my friends, one of which introduced me to your channel. It's the greatest.
this is a man who hasnt been to every rainforest cafe
"girlfriend is only found in the life of fools"
don't be a fool
be gay
ArE You iMpLYiNg ThAT iTs a ChOiCE
what about women
@@spencykings3182 wife
@@cannivso wife
But,,, what if female and gay
“It’s hot it’s spicy and ready to be on your body” Ted I’m concerned
Sleep DOES holds us back as a species. Not the act of sleep itself, but rather the very fact that we require sleep to function properly despite millions of years of evolution.
I still cannot get over those accordion bruhs, they were the main characters here
hey ted
Verified man! Howdy!
havent seen you in a while damn
swoosh
Swoosh
swoosh
The social distancing stick was a good idea, half these people don't know how to wear one.
this implies that they don't know how to wear a social distancing stick and I love that
dude instant red flag when your boyfriend says his favourite fictional character is the joker
“A crisp $20 bill!
I’m a businessman!”
In case you're wondering: The chanting in the demonic hallway is Prayer of the Diminished by Mick Gordon
I...thank you...?
it makes me happy that Ted likes Kung Fu Panda enough to recognise Master Oogways quotes, even when they're plastered over the Joker
It's not "his" quote, it's very old.
The interviews was pure gold
I saw a post on reddit not that long ago from some dude who had this friend he saw every few years, who was super into the whole grind culture thing and never got more than like 4 or 5 hours of sleep everynight, travelled the world but everywhere he went he just worked on his laptop, he never actually explored anywhere or did anything, just worked and worked and worked. the guy making the post guessed he was the only person who was actually a friend to this guy, who wasn't just a work connection or something. the guy dropped dead age 35 from the stress and lack of sleep, the guy writing the post felt he was probably the last person to actually see this dude. it was really tragic, like. the guy had money but didn't have a life, he was saving up to retire early i think but then just died because of the hustle lifestyle before he had the chance to enjoy anything he'd achieved. just goes to show, waiting to enjoy your life isn't worth it. work-life balance is more important than most people are aware