Terrible Motivational Quotes
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
- Terrible Motivational Quotes have taken over Instagram. Ted takes a look haha.
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Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
Don't forget to like the video or Big Lion.
Big lion
Big lion is best
*dislikes video*
Big lion be like
*shoves poop back in ass*
His power is unimaginable
Big Lion is actually using Ted as a mortal vessel which is why he is not harmed when sitting in such a close proximity to him.
Sara Thornton Big Lion is an elder god
The reason why Ted is not obliterated viscerally by the presence of Big Lion it's because he is the actual personification of The Yawning Abyss and that's why we should also praise Ted The Human Void.
he’s so powerful
It's his STANDO
He clearly likes it.
whenever he does the public bit I have the strangest mixture of second hand embarrassment, anxiety, and intrigue
S video or it didn’t happen
You should watch Brandon Rogers. It’s like that but with the power of Big Lion.
@@mimikyuIRL hot
@@lonnapelton7803 omg I've been a big fan of his. Fav vid is definitely the one about the gays.
@@mimikyuIRL lol so many are about the gays in one way or another honestly
Ted is too extroverted. He will rule the world. This man scares me. How can he just go around talking to random people!? Truely horrifying
Well the first thing he does is he does outside
Saying random shit to random people is pretty easy since you’ll never see them again
Cause he’s not a degenerate
@@ActuallyRocatex O-outside? How wise one? My room is the world to me.
Scary
Hearing "school is back" right now is kinda a bruh moment
Schools almost out
@@Emoteenno y... Yeah... That was... The joke
funny, original comment! liked!
Nobody told me *B I G L I O N* was in this video
I'm scared
He's too powerful
ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ
ｈｏｌｙｓｈｉｔ
InfiniteGaming35 dude he's so powerful
@@sydsmith7068 honestly I might start crying I'm so scared
I feel like whenever ted leaves his house, the people in his neighborhood instantly know what’s coming, and have to run
The way he said, "Are you high?" scared me and made me feel as if my parents were interrogating me again
“Stop taking advice from Toyota drivers”
“And what do you drive”
“I drive a Toyota”
Best ted quote ever
*FREE BUSINESS ADVICE*
Thank you for quoting the video that everyone else watched!
Isn’t that a paradox? She shouldn’t take advice from a Toyota driver but that advice was given to her by a Toyota driver...
HOLY SHIT IS THAT *B I G L I O N*
Yeah thanks i didnt see it in the video
Ted on his channel: charming and logical, pretty chill
Ted on Carson's channel: IM AN AIR BENDER
darkminerj LmAo
*I am selling cram by the bucket just 20 gold coins and you will receive the raspberry, berry, or very berry cram.*
@@quillllly LAID IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNITE
It’s Big f*cking Lion... holy sh*t
@@quillllly "I need a sword of iron"
"I have a sword, CRAM SWORD"
“the tiger and lion may be powerful but i don’t perform in circus”
big lion is now part of circus
It sounds like a The Room quote
CUTIE ALERT AT 8:28
god that guy with the mic is so hot
He's not
@@balls773 Ted is pretty cute, shut up you sentient green testicle.
@@AlicesMazduhs this joke is rude bc one of my testicles fell off recently :(
@@balls773 funny how karma works, huh
@@balls773 sorry to hear that bro :(
im surprised ted isn’t bald and aged. he’s constantly in close proximity to big lion.
bug maybe he is big lion
Big Lion is his Stand
He has contained him. For now.
hes tamed the big lion, but is sometimes afraid by how he can be overpowered one day...
He is Big Lion’s chosen.
He IS Big Lion’s chosen.
How are you surviving in such close proximity to big lion?!?!?
Milk Man he works in circus
Milk Man Listen to that sultry voice. He’s the most powerful being to ever exist. He drank the mega milk.
He has permission.
@@matthewneubeck4421 he sought my milk, and destroyed my life's jörk
Ted is big lions creator
This man is funny, charismatic, tall, good looking. He is the human embodiment of Big Lion
"stop taking advice from Toyota drivers"
"yeah what do you drive?"
*"a Toyota"*
Iconic
Big Lion holy shit
he' so powerful
I was gonna like but...369
Oh shit
he' is the only way to address hi'm
Oh fuck
Big lion
Pheb didn't stand a fucking chance
The fact that his desktop wallpaper is
B I G L I O N
Cosmic Madeline still
Oh god
Big lion
4rg holy shit
Cosmic Madeline it’s big lion homie
"Tigers and lions are for the circus"
Big lion gazes angerly
love how he just appears at college campuses when he needs content
*looks at the background*
“Holy shit...it’s big lion”
Cael Blake he’s so powerful...
@@MrMojoman1236 oh shit oh no
He's so powerful
hes so fuckin powerful
i was like number 420, nice
*their prayers were not enough*
I’m trying not to look directly into Big Lion’s eyes, for if I do I will be instantly disintegrated
*shiiiiing*
*shiiiiiing*
Looks in the eyes
Me: i don’t feel so good
help. help. my foot is turning into liquid and soon my torso will turn into liquid. help.
The start of this video did not age well. Time to GO back to school?? GO to the STORE?? Man those were some simpler times.
"If you wanna own a buggati one day, stop taking advice from Toyota drivers."
"What do you drive?"
"A Toyota"
*_P A R A D O X_*
Taking your girl back is like re heating McDonald’s fries
I just recoiled
@Wacky Heart the first one or the second one
@Wacky Heart :(
They are still delicious
Well if u put it in the microwave its gonna suck ass but if u put it in the oven they will be still good
Big Lion cameo in the first second, you already KNOW this videos gonna be a banger.
This man speaks true wisdom
He's so fucking powerful...
Pray to B I G L I O N
hOly SHiT
HES TO FUCKING POWERFUL HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
"Oh my god, he's so powerful"
I assume you are talking about Big Lion
The wolf vs lion/tiger one really falls apart when you remember that a chihuahua and a wolf are the same species. I mean, I guess chihuahuas don't perform in circuses, but they do sit in handbags.
wolves also perform in circuses sometimes, as do bears. Like are people really out here thinking that animal traffickers respect wolves too much to traffic them?
TED WATCH OUT THERES *Big Lion* BEHIND YOU, OH NO HE CAN'T HEAR US HE'S GOT MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES IN HIS EARS HE CAN'T HEAR US
yes
Mm hmmm yes
It's okay Ted doesn't perform in the circus unlike that lion 😈😎😎
"HOLY SHIT" 😥 "big lion"
He's so fucking powerful
the video started and I was all like "ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ"
".....it's fuckin' big lion........"
BIG LION
"ᴴᴱ'ˢ ᵀᴼ ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿᶠᵁᴸ"
He's so fucking powerful
holy shit................ their prayers weren't enough...he's to powerful
Not me now realising that Ted's D&D character is based on this video and this video alone
i think it also comes from that terrible Christianity film (the producer is called Jim Lion)
9:38
He had to think about that statement
That advice joke reached a new level of irony with that toyota quote "stop taking advice from toyota drivers."
"Yeah what do you drive?"
"A Toyota"
Peak comedy
Couldn't be any better. Gold
It’s paradoxical. If you listen to Ted’s advice from now on, you’re listening to a Toyota driver. But if you take up this particular piece of advice and don’t listen to Ted from then on, you’re still taking advice from a Toyota driver
your skits would be funnier if you weren't too tall for your house, ted.
Victor Saila his head almost hits his doorway and it makes me crack up
yeah, ted.
ted is big lion
Just realized that this was the birth of the “sigma male”
This is really stu..
*sees computer*
B I G
L I O N
Oh Jesus I’m too distracted by B I G L I O N to watch the video
Might have to re watch this video because I just can’t take my eyes of big lion.
Love the computer background
0:28
"You don't even know a dang thing! What's 1+2, huh? Fourrr!"
I don't know why that bit is so funny to me
The persona Ted played at the beginning was Carson
Yes
Yes
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=
yes
Yes
Yes?
Turn your monitors off Ted, you know what happened to Pheb
Your assuming that he can
@@Princely_plus oh shit, too powerful
Ted don’t look behind you just run
The birthplace of Jim lion
Oh god, it’s big lion
He.. he’s so powerful
Mad Lad 299 holy shit....
hes hes its *oh my fucking god* Pheb didn't stand a chance
They nuked fucking Pheb
oh fuck
@@hayleyhanna8949 he tossed a fucking nuke with his fucking shadow arm
There were a large number of references to Lions in this video, maybe big lion is GROWING
I would like this comment but it has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it
No one like this comment its at 69
@@tylerisnotcool_2840 I wont
ted, you are the heart warming voice that fills my ears everyday at 4 am and i thank you
"stop taking advice from Toyota drivers"
Some kid is going to get his whole life destroyed at a stop light next to a supra
I was quaking the whole time because Big Lion was in the background
holy shid............
Bro that girl you can’t stop thinking about is probably putting her Minecraft bed next to someone else’s. :c
No matter how you look at it. He spittin facts FR FR
Shut up :'(
Damn
this is a callmecarson moment
When I get hurt I violently spray diarrhea
This is just the prequel to CallMeCarson's "Creating a New USA" video.
Why did I like my own comment?
If Garrett Watts had a straight older brother, that would be Ted
Jeremy Grayson-Ball glasses
I would say he is more like a knock off idubbbzz
Yesss
If Garret Watts had a baby with the guy who played Marshel on how I met your mother
Ted school started like 3 weeks ago bro
my first day of college is tomorrow, but yeah high school has been going on for a while now
John Thomas Goudas *6
feels like 3 years tbh
*not every school starts at the exact same time you soggy cabbage
6*
3:20 "I may live in a zoo, but at least I wasn't domesticated" is a counter quote
"What do you drive?"
"*Toyota*"
I died
Non terrible motivational advice: you will buy this cram
Layed in the sun for a fortnight
I have berry cram
Harder than steel
@@natebit7167 i have very berry cram, like berry cram but very
Jaclyn Grace well I have cram cram it’s like cram but with cram.
omg at 10:18 that guy is literally adorable "are u high?" "no i am not" LOL
That guy had to have been
Dude Ted's gotta chill with those questions man
Fun fact, that was me and I was high.
“he’s a classy fuckin lion” *fearfully gazes at BIG LION behind Ted’s head as he mocks a classy lion*
7:53 It took me a couple minutes to work out where I had heard that before.
But then I remembered: it was from Ted.
Moments before the birth of Big Lion.
shout out to big lion for making this video possible
"The good thing with hitting rock bottom is that there is only one way up" - That fat koala from sing
Wolf
Dumbass has never heard of a pickaxe before
Lion in the background.
Motivational quotes.
Can't help but think of the DnD chuckle sandwich video.
I can just hear the voice of Jim Lion within all of the quotes
Moses may not be here in person, but he is in spirit. 🙈
He lives on in our hearts
Trinity Rodgers his energy casts an arm of darkness over this video
Wait, I just thought of something. What if Moses is Big Lion?
Elbo between Moses, big lion, and peter Caine, I think ted’s astral abilities are frightening to say the least.
“He clearly likes it!”
- Jeff Bananza
“If you want to drive a Bugatti then stop taking advice from Toyota drivers”
“What car do you drive”
“A Toyota”
8:43 this man is stoned out of his mind. He is as high as the moon
Big lion is all the motivation I need, mainly a motivation to build more churches
What about motivational lizard?
And nuke Pheb
I can't take my eyes off big lion
You mean you can't take your eyes off of Him?
i see you everywhere h
The one about poop has me dying for like 20 minutes, I rewind the video so much
5:47
Jim Lion said that!
I’m scared of this video
Big lion just stares at me and I see my house burning down and me screaming noo big lion nooo
...................... Big lion
he's so powerful
*"Which chipmunk gives the best head tho?"*
_-Mahatma Ghandi_
Clearly Theodore
Big Lion
We all know it’s Theodore, but who’s getting the best dick?
never felt so mitivated before
i'm really glad that Ted finally realized the meaning within these quotes nearing the end there. really saw the full 180°, nice job.
Was hard to watch this through the tears caused by big lions overwhelming power
Thomas Davies oh god
@@Sami-ww5jp oh shit
"School is back!" Uh ted idk how to tell you this but.....
Yea I thought he was joking then I looked at video age then went "oh"
School is as dead as *B I G L I O N* 's victims
@@elainad6728 BIG LION created corona
Madison Dodge school was back what are you talking about? This was back in October 🤨🧐
@@libruh9721 its....a joke buddy
0:00 b-BIG LION?
Ted went out of his way and humiliated himself to disprove Instagram bullshit. Madlad.
My two favorite things are back, Big Lion and Ted
I thought the joke was there was three things and one of them was “back”
Your just saying that bc you are scare shitless of Big Lion
big lion
@@benschwartz8066 oh no
@@benschwartz8066 big lion
hi, I’m here to inform you that you sound EXACTLY like my science teacher, and at the slightest you even look like him. I’M SCARED.
Live in fear mortal
You should only be scared of B I G L I O N
@everyone
notnosa I was gonna ask him to react to ted later this year and show y’all but that’s also genius oml
I honestly can't stop rewatching this video
Big lion...he’s so fucking powerful
We can tell this was filmed BEFORE the Carson America video, the big lion has clearly recently been born and the quote from the wisdom tree is on the joker account, either that or Ted runs the account
It was filmed the same day, yes, and prior to the Carson video.
I'm amazed how Ted is so calm with Big Lion right behind him, but I guess he doesn't perform in circus.
I love all your videos, Schlatt!
"Poor people have a big TV" is actually one of the most accurate things I've seen an idiot say online. Every poor person I know has a nicer TV than me, and they're constantly complaining about being broke
Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.
ItsYaBoiAlex oh lord
Huh
I'm not! I'm the only person on earth who is not unique!
Nah I'm Seth
*t h a n k s*
Me: **Trying to look at video**
Big Lion: *_N O_*
I love the addition of big lion as your desktop background.
i like how big lion is still here
I’ve lost all vision in my left eye after witnessing big lion through the screen
7:54 the instagram account stole that motivational quote from the "Wisdom tree", how dare they
coming back to this video after the latest chuckle dungeon is so funny
it's been over a year and this is still the best intro to a video that i have ever seen
“I am smart, I am fast, I am cool, I am fresh, I fly high in the sky, powerful and overbearing like an eagle, an eagle, a bald eagle, yes. The gods smile upon me on this day for I am glorious, I am powerful, and I am Ted.”
*i am big lion
BEHIND YOU TED ITS BIG LION. HE'S REACHING OUT TO YOU WITH HIS SHADOW ARM. QUICK RUN HE'S ALREADY NUKED PHEB.
EDIT: Ted is now ageing incredibly fast.
I dont need friends. I have ted
I forgot how it goes uh
"Lions and Tigers may be the strongest but I'm a wolf and the Wolf doesn't perform in the circus"