We "Improved" Famous Fast Foods
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- Опубліковано 26 тра 2022
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just found out ronald reagan died :(
same :(
That's rough buddy😔
The Jimmy Carter Chipotle is still on the table, don’t lose hope yet
Edit: hoping to God this doesn’t age badly soon (Feb 2023)
Poor Ronald. I can't "believe" he would "do this"
I didn't even know he was sick
I love Big Macs, nothing better than eating a Big Mac
What about Two Big Macs?
papa bless
My favorite sport:”chatch the Big Mac
@@draconocor1309 what about THREE
@@bubba8701 What about FOUR?
Eddy's pitch was criminally underrated. Trickle down Chipotle meals is a revolutionary idea.
that genuinely helped me understand the concept of trickle down economics. its very stupid
its funny that they mentioned guillotines because thats exactly what Ted threatened to use after he broke every bone in my body when i saw him in a dark alley behind a McDonalds. thanks for this cheeky little reminder Ted!
This sounds like a Jermajoke
what a goofy little guy
@@gibustheinfamousNah, it’s an Oneyplays joke. Something Tomar would do.
I really enjoyed this video! Seeing the Arby’s flesh sandwich reminded me of when I actually met Ted at an Arby’s! I asked for a pic and he poured pungent acid all over my body, dissolving the skin and uncovering my mutilated flesh! Thanks for the memories Ted ❤️
Classic Ted!
Ah seems he's at it again
HamBurGur
Its so nice to see content creators pouring one out for the fans isn't it
@𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄ Taking people's family as hostages to make them deny every horrible accusation about him and then killing their family anyway! Classic Ted!
Today was the best day of my life! I met Ted Nivison in new york city! I asked him for a selfie then he grabbed me by the neck and chokeslammed me whilst whispering into my ear “milk is a good source of calcium”. Now I am suffering from blood loss, my neck is mangled and twisted and now I am hospitalised.
Thanks Ted!
What a wonderful occasion!
Sounds like a dream I had except Ted wasn’t in my dream and I was the weird guy
What a great guy!
That’s hilarious! I wish Ted Nivision was real.
What a guy!
I actually have had the Taco Bell “Crunchiest” Crunchwrap before, and it was all thanks to Ted Nivison! I was at a newly renovated Taco Bell in Los Angeles, California, when I realized the person working the counter was none other than Ted Nivison! He asked me if I wanted to try his limited edition Crunchwrap, and when I asked what it was, he actually took out a giant jaw breaker and smashed it over my head! I’m actually writing this comment as I’m bleeding out on the Taco Bell floor! Hopefully Ted comes to my funeral!
i was actually really excited about Taco Bell’s Crunchiest Crunchwrap but after reading this… i don’t think i will Ted has murdered someone with this creation and i don’t appreciate that.
Classic Ted
I'll 'come' to your funeral
If he doesn't, I sure will!!
Relatable
Reminds me of the time I met Ted at a bus stop and asked to shake his hand! He broke my hand off and channeled the power of the sun to melt me into liquid to make a bowl of cereal! Classic Ted!
He channeled the power of big lion
So funny that Ted brought up the jawbreaker!!! Reminds me of the time I was in a store and I reached for one but Ted grabbed the last one!! I was really looking forward to it, so I asked if I could have it. Then he roundhouse kicked me into the shelf, fully breaking my jaw in half. I still can’t eat regular food!! Classic Ted.
definitely got the full jaw-breaking experience!
how tf do y'all come up with these scenarios
yea
@@gall9had Ted really did that. What a psycho!
@@gall9had we dont need to
Jaiden: I don't eat meat, go away with your meatloaf
Also Jaiden: *Bigmac*
Well you see bigmac isn't meat, it is a cleverly disguised room temperature hockey puck between two buns and some condiments
@@mortalsno4086 Exactly! I can’t believe people didn’t know this!
Ham Bur Ger
i think it's similar to being a heterosexual man. you might *want* to kiss other men, and you might like the *idea* of kissing other men, but you'd never do it. i would know this because i am a heterosexual man
@@SuperEljafru ... Hmmm
Sometimes I forget Jaden isn't just a living animation and that she has to draw her expressions for this video
No no, she's a living animation, trapped in a digital hellscape and unable to manifest a physical form
The Ronald Wilson Reagan meal actually reminds me of the time that Ted broke into my home, stole my bank account information, broke my kneecaps with a baseball bat, and then told me my money would trickle back down to me. Classic Ted!
“Every fast food restaurant has a chicken sandwich that tastes like rubber” that’s what fast food is all about
The videos been out for 2 minutes, how did you already get that quote?
It was the first thing he said
@@monke1217 i disliked
@@itsxanimation1164 I liked
A licle one two jr chicken
It’s honestly hard to have a bad day when Ted uploads
It just makes the day a blessing.
#9/11
No its not, i had a horrible day. Thanks Ted.
@@driftythekid Ted has failed us, just like how he made little Timmy's kneecaps fail back in 1998.
HamBurGur
This reminds me of the time I met Ted at a Subway. I asked for an autograph and he knocked me out with chloroform and waterboarded me with the Wendy's frostee until I begged for mercy. Thanks Ted!
what a silly little guy!
William Osman is a true businessman. Instead of fixing the issue of the meat being low quality, he adds a gimmick to boost short term sales. Genius
This reminds me of the time I met Ted at a Wendy's. I told him I was a big fan, and he proceeded to beat me until I couldn't see straight, and then he took my hands and dipped them in the fryer. Thanks Ted!
haha boys will be boys
Classic ted
That's good ol' Ted for ya
Read that In Peter griffins voice right before a cutaway gag
I might just be a weirdo but I think that Lamb Donut burger has some potential
Get out of here guy
I don't eat lamb because of my beliefs, but I want to try that fish or roast beef one for the bit 😆
🚪👈😐 Leave
Yeah thats more than weird
Ham Bur Ger
You know what? I respect that Jaiden is an animated character. She isn't super comfortable with the camera and she probably sent her little animations over for Ted. It's just nice
As a member of the first generation of Zoomers and as an advertising major, these campaigns are well thought out and they please me.
BurGur
Really pleased to see this format make a comeback ! Would love to see this become a proper series :)
Glad you like it! I originally made it as sort of a “how am I gonna make a video of mine work for TeamSeas” but it was so fun that I really wanted to do another one!
Ted Nivison Yeah
@@TedNivison these videos are genuinely super enjoyable! i think they’re casted really well (referring to the folks in this video as a cast feels weird but ?!??) and everyone always has great chemistry with each other. i think this video hit especially well for me because corporations have gone so insane lately trying to get gen z’s business that most of these ideas feel 100% plausible
@@TedNivison a series is a great idea for this format, as the ideas wont stop coming. It's like child labor, getting someone else to do the work for you!
@@TedNivison cum
If I were to fix the Arby's sandwich, I would simply elongate it such that it is the length of a subway footlong, but just as stacked as it was previously
the long roast beef sandwich
Username checks out
Yo I’d eat that shit
Can I get a big round of applause for Eddie and his trickle down meal. So good.
This video reminds me of the various burgers included in the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, but most specifically the Kneebreaker Burger, of which I am still recovering from eating! Seventeen lacerations in my throat, ruptured spleen, internal bleeding, brain damage and two irreparably damaged knees from when Ted found out I ate the burger, found me, congratulated me and then proceeded to mercilessly beat my knees in with a rusty Supreme crowbar and push me down a flight of stairs! Thanks Ted!
I hope the fast food topic comes up again because I need to see what someone would do with the Arby's flesh "sandwich"
If I revised it, I'd remove all the meat. Just bread. Bread sandwich.
Give it fur.
Ted, i thoroughly enjoy this concept, good idea
1:42 my brother in christ you make the sandwich
its been months now since the day ted broke both my legs and cut out my heart, muttering demonic spells. ever since then, i have been forced to watch each tednivison video on repeat forever, only ever interrupted by an episode of breaking bad. i truly feel pain.
Great video!!
👍👍
Amazing video, Ted! Seeing all of these meat-related foods reminds me of when I met Ted when I was working at the nearby McDonald's. He walked into the kitchen and performed a suplex on me right onto the activated stove, giving me several severe burns along my back and thighs. He then proceeded to remove the burns and ate them as though they were chicken nuggets. Thank you for the memories, and I'm glad I was able to feed this inspirational content creator!
Gather round young ones, sir Nivison has gifted us once again.
Eddys idea for Trickle Down Eat-conomics was genius
Fun fact, in poland during tlusty czwartek(a day in which you eat a lot of sweet food kinda similar to pancake day) many polish restaurants especially this year served burgers that had doughnuts instead of buns so jaidens idea is not so dumb after all
Jaiden "The Big Mac" Ted "I thought you were vegan" little does Ted know, McDonald's burgers don't have any meat in their meat
Ted beat the absolute shit out of me for sitting on the side of the street (i’m homeless) and put me in the hospital, just got the notification from my hospital bed. Thanks for the free room and upload Ted!
The least realistic part of this is the free hospital room
The Ronald Reagan Meal is one of the funniest ideas ever frankly
This was great! The photo of the big mac reminded me of the time I met Ted while searching for the big ball monkey statue in Prague and was wearing the Kneebreaker Burger shirt! Ted snapped my legs in half and then launched me into the air, all while telling me the burger un-health benefits! The doctors say I'm not gonna make it; Thanks Ted!
These guests sure would make an amazing appearance on Chuckle Sandwich. Too bad that'll never happen :(
Two of them have been, both jaiden and Emma have been
@@lukerobinson9325 and eddy as well
Uh oh they’ve almost figured it out
@@lukerobinson9325 and william as well
@@carsoncomplains they figured it out
Ted should have just forced them to eat the "Knee Breaker Burger"
The best bit about this is KFC actually did a limited run fried chicken between two glazed donuts.
Ted really knows how to get those likes out of me. Keep it up man!
Ted spawns into his office faster in every video.
He is approaching.
His power grows.
Ted, you’re a creative genius and these collabs are what makes this channel so unique
I love that Jaiden is doin more w other creators, she has great humor
Best day ever! I met Ted Nivison in the line at Tacobell, where he offered to by me a Crunchwrap Supreme so that he could compare its inferiority to his own Crunchiestwrap Supreme. Of course, I obliged, and he proceeded to force a Crunchiestwrap Supreme made of pure broken glass into my maw. I still can't close my mouth without glass splints shredding my tongue! Thanks Ted!
IV BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, THANK SATAN AND TED
Why are you thanking him two times???
Shud up
@@milbo06 you have no idea how hard I just laughed.
@@milbo06 oh thats a good one
@@bignicotine you shud up
I love how everyones reaction to the wheel coming out is the same as if they just won the lottery
“Every fast food restaurant has a chicken sandwich that tastes like rubber”
that’s what fast food is all about.
Ted, you’re a creative genius and these Collab's are what makes this channel so unique!
Jaden quietly won this one by representing Arby's as an elderly woman and not drawing attention to it.
I just went to tacobell today and saw Ted's crunch wrap supreme and I asked for it and to my surprise Ted came out of the kitchen and broke both of my knee caps. 10/10 would go there again
If schlatt was in this he would have just done a "would you rather" burger
Does Jaiden know that KFC actually sold a doughnut chicken sandwich for a while? It tasted very weird. Small local restaurants and food trucks gave them the idea when they did it first.
kinda sounds good ngl
@@slimeberry_ It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. The doughnuts were too sweet when compared to the chicken patty. Could only take a few bites.
>William Osman listing the diseases that could be transmitted by the Crunchiest Crunchwrap Supreme, not realizing that that in and of itself is a part of the challenge
As a Taco Bell employee, I can attest to the possibility of the Crunchiest Crunchwrap being a real-world item that may or may not exist. Please tell no one I told you this, I could lose my job, or my life.
I got a Charmin Ultrasoft ad while watching this and it reminded me of the time I was in a Taco Bell bathroom. There was no toilet paper and Ted stormed in the bathroom and slammed a giant Crunchwrap jaw breaker on my head and told me I had to beat the challenge to get toilet paper. I broke my jaw and I’m still lying in feces waiting for toilet paper. Great video Ted!
Emmas guillotine is just *chefs kiss*
Funny story! Ted nivison was working at Wendy's when I walked in and asked for the limited edition frosty. He said they were all out of frosties while he was trying to drink all of the ice cream out of the machine. I asked him again, and his head turned all the way around (I think he broke his neck, or he's possessed or something, I'm not sure) and he grabbed a supreme cup and bashed me over the head with it several times, then he grabbed one of the scalding hot melted cups out of the wendys™ dishwasher™ and threw it at me. My entire face has melted off and I have quite a bit of brain damage. I am currently curled up on the Wendy's floor in the fetal position waiting for the sweet release of death. Overall, I'd rate my experience 12/14 sup cups. Thanks Ted! 👍
0:37 "I was kidding. I love Arby's (flesh)"
3:48 She's right, y'know. We're pretty goofy
4:28 That's even better than the Wendy's Frosty (the best one, generally)
6:29 Does it almost get assassinated in 1980?
7:41 OH SHI-
Fast foods already ruined themselves haven't they?
The simple sentence of Jaiden saying "and then you feel like shit," has ruined my entire childhood hearing her swear.
the trickle down meal is a spark of genius
Ted Nivison is such a wholesome and hard working human being. He actually spawned in his room approximately two tenths of a second after he broke both of my kneecaps with a metal pipe and curbstomped me on the sidewalk outside of taco bell. He then knocked me out with gallon of milk and planted 5 pounds of heroin on me before calling the police. Classic Ted!
A chicken or beef doughnut burger sounds so unapologetically American it's horrifying yet still appetising.
gotta respect Eddie's Unus Annus merch
Was really hoping that the Crunchwrap would incorporate aquarium gravel
Ted’s average was 3.14/5 so I would say that his true intentions have shined through: his rating of Pi can be used to calculate the rate at which the children decrease the radius of The Great Jawbreaker.
Seeing this video reminds me of when I met Ted in an alleyway! He was in the middle of talking to a strange man so I decided to pop on in and say hi really quickly. When I did, ted grabbed me and dislocated my jaw to force feed me 100 year old mcdonalds's while laughing manically! Once I finished eating he broke all of my fingers with a clown hammer and shoved a bag of white powder in my pocket and ran away. a few minutes later he came back with police officers and I was arrested! As I was being dragged to the police car the strange man and ted were waving, and the strange man was actually "schlatt"!!!
I'm now in prison serving my life sentence and I dream about that moment every night, thank you ted!!
Reminds me of the "make your own burger" event mcdonalds held. Now I'll be right after washing off "Ron's creamy surprise."
So fun to have all these people in the same video. And huge props to the editor! Well made video Ted. Please don't break my kneecaps with a baseball bat
They should’ve recreated them in real life I think that would’ve been really fun
emma calling himself a little fleshy guy is haunting me
As a Subway employee, I feel I have the right to say that we hate you too, Will.
I think Jaidens chicken donut is the best idea a human being has ever come up with and if I don't see it on the menu next time I go to a Krispy Kreme, I'm going to riot!
7:22 Jschlatt wasn’t here so Ted had to make that kind of joke
When I was working at taco bell, I put the chicken breast from the naked chicken chalupa into the crunchwrap Supreme as a replacement for the crunch. I'm telling ya, it was a divine experience.
Eddy's design is literally the plot of The Platform (2019)
Emma's one reminds me of an idea I had for a restaurant where instead of giving you knives, they give you mini guillotines that cut your food for you.
Everything should have Will Neff in it... like, literally everything.
“Who sells better to children, than children themselves?” - Ted Nivison, on child labor
jackbox videos with this gang would be appreciated
Watching this video reminded me of the time I met Ted in a Costco! I stumbled up to him in my crutches and nervously asked for a photo. He gazed at me and instantly calmed my nerves and took my phone to take a photo with me. He then proceeded to break my phone and take the glass from the screen and repeatedly stab my eyes while screaming a wretched unholy cry. Thanks for the memories and scars ❤
This video was so surreal! It reminded me of the time Ted appeared to me in a dream and broke both of my arms, but when I woke up, my arms were still broken! I'm so glad he took the time! Thanks, Ted!
this is why ted is one of my favorite creators
That guy literally does not say "crunchWRAP" once. He keeps saying "crunchrat" lol
lol at Allen Pan being just in William's bg at 5:13 and 12:41
I love the irony of bringing a vegan into this video
OK, I've never had a Crunchwrap Supreme, but now I want one
Eddie Burbank is so creative with his jokes. They're so good I can't even figure out when to laugh.
These types of videos are amazingly funny. These ocean one and now this one are my favourite videos on this channel.
Ted, I love your idea! It reminds me of the time when I was eating a crunch wrap and you kidnapped me and injected hiv’s into my blood stream! Ah, the good times.
What is this comment trend
I fear that one day a food restaurant makes a burger named the Bo Burnham Burger.
Bo Burger 😨😨😨
@@hsimone It does sound like that would exist tho, right? XD!
Very glad Arbys meat managed to make a cameo despite not being landed on
If I was the one to improve the Krispy Kreme donut I would’ve just draw a box of Dunkin’ Donuts
1:34 yes , I’m a college student but omnivorous exists (it’s when u are a vegan an a AVERAGE BIG MAC WITH MEAT ENJOYER)
good video ted, this nearly stems the heart-wrenching pain of my parents dying!!!!
This video is fantastic, please do more stuff like this in the future! I love the choice of guests, and I loved everyone splitting off and doing their own thing
Love how jaiden animated her parts
It’s honestly hard to have a good day when Ted uploads
Bruh
This reminds me of the time when I was strangely having trouble eating the Kneebreaker Burger, then Ted snuck up on me and snatched my burger away! What a little rascal he is!
Then when I asked for a photo he ran me over twice, dug into my arms with a knife eleven times, and snapped my femur in two! And he ran off with my wallet too! Such a rascal!
Why is this a trend
Ted rocking the peach pit swag. Respect
My favourite shark tank episodes hands down