This Low-Budget Knockoff Movie Has Scarred Me

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  • This Low-Budget Knockoff Movie Has Scarred Me
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  • @meera6007
    @meera6007 3 роки тому +22149

    how did you find this?? I'm gunna throw up and its your fault

  • @SynergyFX.
    @SynergyFX. 3 роки тому +6957

    Robert D. Hannah isn’t advertising for The Prodigy, he is developing his own cinematic universe

  • @Epicfaceguy40
    @Epicfaceguy40 3 роки тому +6108

    what was the point of “Africa’s most wanted” there wasn’t any established laws

  • @raechellesinclair7199
    @raechellesinclair7199 Рік тому +3121

    "they basically made a rainforest cafe"
    brilliant. amazing foreshadowing for future videos, Ted.

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 Рік тому +73

      I immediately wondered the order of this to the Rainforest Café video.

  • @grayvernon7823
    @grayvernon7823 2 роки тому +1042

    As someone who studied sound design in university, I'm not entirely unconvinced that the sheer awfulness of the audio is not some kind of genius that I'm not learned enough to understand. It is astounding

    • @squidhgf9997
      @squidhgf9997 Рік тому +31

      Why so many negatives, my sleep-deprived brain can't comprehend this

    • @grayvernon7823
      @grayvernon7823 Рік тому +49

      @@squidhgf9997 its called: My own sleep-deprived brain forgot how to type good english hjdgfjhsdg

    • @Eju-qq2mw
      @Eju-qq2mw Рік тому +8

      Theres like four negatives what…? Its like multiplying negatives over and over until you get a positive

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 11 місяців тому +17

      I’m 100% convinced the sound guy was unpaid and just went down the list of sound effects for each scene and used the first example for each one he found on loop

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT 5 місяців тому +7

      @@grayvernon7823why are we all watching this while sleep deprived

  • @seulement_moi
    @seulement_moi 3 роки тому +5671

    Um...I think we’re ignoring the fact that Pip has _human biceps_

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 3 роки тому +323

      And *opposable thumbs*

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 3 роки тому +116

      @@fishball524 ArE wE nOt GoInG tO aDdReSs ThE oPpOsAbLe ThUmBs!

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 3 роки тому +56

      @@oppositecatchyghost8025 yes because dogs obviously have opposable thumbs.

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 3 роки тому +55

      @@fishball524 That was a joke from Ted's review of Bikes lol

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 3 роки тому +16

      @@oppositecatchyghost8025 I haven't seen that yet. Looks pretty cursed from what I've heard tho.

  • @blackdaisy123
    @blackdaisy123 3 роки тому +3594

    This movie's plot sounds like a friend trying to outline the overarching story in a dream they had last night, except they forgot half of the details and they're trying to have it make sense by frantically filling the gaps with the plot points they remember from the original Madagascar films and hopelessly mangling any sort-of cohesive plot-line it may have had along the way.

  • @topiary0565
    @topiary0565 Рік тому +334

    I love how ted doesn’t mention that the child jaguar is mostly upright but the mum is on all fours. It’s somehow the least questionable part of the whole movie lmao

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 Рік тому +19

      I also love how ted calls them jaguars, when jaguars don't live in africa

    • @LeachZeech
      @LeachZeech Місяць тому +2

      ​@@sickcxnt9444 They were on the same trip as Flash duh

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann Рік тому +614

    These animators really should get into horror.
    Those janky movements are perfect for poltergeists.

  • @schy505
    @schy505 3 роки тому +6204

    Why did ted just ignore the fact that Pip is absolutely *JACKED*

  • @monkeygaming5652
    @monkeygaming5652 3 роки тому +1903

    pup should've lost his sweater vest as a sign of him turning wild so pup leaving his owner to live in the wild would have more significance

    • @jamisanmatalonis8458
      @jamisanmatalonis8458 2 роки тому +106

      Also I wanna hear more about the Jaguar mom. She actually had some moments of showing some backstory.
      Like she’s a single mother in the jungle who kicks ass

    • @PGT860
      @PGT860 Рік тому +55

      Warrior cats behavior

  • @thebestkurootetsuro3460
    @thebestkurootetsuro3460 2 роки тому +747

    I love how he said he can't imagine persecuting someone cause you don't have a girlfriend....
    Like he forgot niceguys and incels exist

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na Рік тому +75

      i was just gonna say this
      incel rhinos

    • @alice20001
      @alice20001 Рік тому +17

      Exactly, wasn’t there a whole thing about a kid with a rich dad that was somehow an incel?
      Drove a van into people or something?

    • @JoshuaAndres
      @JoshuaAndres Рік тому +4

      You ever seen the movie ‘The Lobster’?

    • @Ellwoo
      @Ellwoo Рік тому

      v

    • @weenieboi3536
      @weenieboi3536 Рік тому +2

      @@P-nk-m-na i was literally thinking this when that part in the vid came up.

  • @benjaminnovick9174
    @benjaminnovick9174 2 роки тому +321

    11:26 the flowers just instantly bloomed mid sentence which is interesting lore wise because either these hyenas talk super slow and it was sped up for viewability or the flowers are growing from the copious amount of drugs the creator took while making this movie being buried in the ground to hide them and both are interesting

    • @robertnussberger2028
      @robertnussberger2028 Рік тому +9

      It could of been a glitch, like the computer forgot to put the flowers and it just stuck then right into the frame, and the animator was going to fix that scene, but never got to. I think animation scenes have to go through a handful of renditions before they can look normal. When they did Shrek, Shrek kept clitching and appearing as though he was "inside out." It was rather frightful.
      I also like the way you think with the idea possibility with the flowers blooming as they spoke, like it's either just a computer error, or maybe they are "soo mentally slow, that it took them soo long to speak and process thoughtfully in their heads that it took them an entire season to make a simple reason." It made me chuckle.

  • @kitabuna5797
    @kitabuna5797 3 роки тому +825

    The hyena saying "We're in the jungle baby" vividly reminds me of "I'm the joker baby"

    • @nicksaunders7869
      @nicksaunders7869 3 роки тому +23

      Or Guns n' Rose's "Welcome to the Jungle"

    • @tomazing5707
      @tomazing5707 3 роки тому +8

      this confirms Robert D. Hannah is trying to create his own cinematic universe lmaooo

    • @rappodagodo5389
      @rappodagodo5389 3 роки тому +4

      it gave me videogamedunkey vibes

    • @jahhxo
      @jahhxo 3 роки тому +10

      Yep, i was thinking of “I’m Tha Joka Baby”

    • @jahhxo
      @jahhxo 3 роки тому +2

      rappo dagodo yeah true

  • @mackenziebaker8259
    @mackenziebaker8259 3 роки тому +1409

    plot twist: the humans don’t own the dog, the dog owns the humans

  • @xanderhebert6257
    @xanderhebert6257 2 роки тому +101

    The sloth being in Africa is even weirder after thinking about it. Sloths tend to stay in a small group of trees for most of their lives, only coming down once a week to defecate away. So Flash somehow got lost and travelled across the Atlantic ocean because he had to use the bathroom.

  • @Just_Joker
    @Just_Joker 2 роки тому +216

    Almost exactly a year later, and I still can't get over Ted's voice when he says "Hey. How's it going?" as the rhino. It fucking kills me

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 7 місяців тому +4

      7:15

  • @elijahmelton2660
    @elijahmelton2660 3 роки тому +3749

    I can’t stop looking at the monitor in the background

    • @Unhandyreal
      @Unhandyreal 3 роки тому +196

      why did you bring my attention to this

    • @robertgoddard2417
      @robertgoddard2417 3 роки тому +126

      why did you notify me about this

    • @reignforrest2090
      @reignforrest2090 3 роки тому +108

      Of what reason did you imform them of the photograph

    • @giovannisspicymeatball2921
      @giovannisspicymeatball2921 3 роки тому +132

      As your teacher I would like 3 paragraphs of evidence on why you brought this to my attention

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 роки тому +75

      why does it pull my eyes straight back to it wherever i try to look at ted...

  • @coconutgaming7112
    @coconutgaming7112 3 роки тому +1072

    "Kowalski analysis "
    "Looks like we are homosexual skipper"

    • @m0x331
      @m0x331 3 роки тому +11

      9:40

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +88

    The rhino running scene has probably got to be one of the single most unintentionally funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • @marikaworth33
    @marikaworth33 Рік тому +34

    21:49 this man really said: "Why dont you go get some Bitches?"

  • @gaysonderulo5411
    @gaysonderulo5411 3 роки тому +6691

    I’m still trying to figure out what Ted must have searched to find the gay penguins for his pc backgrounds

    • @imdone8645
      @imdone8645 3 роки тому +488

      dude my search history looks horrible trying to find where tf he got this picture...

    • @stphoonnyy8285
      @stphoonnyy8285 3 роки тому +674

      "Kawolski! Anal!"

    • @Noah-xo9xf
      @Noah-xo9xf 3 роки тому +221

      Probably “gay penguins”

    • @Rivers_TG
      @Rivers_TG 3 роки тому +195

      He probably seaeched up "Madagascar Penguins x Madagascar Penguins"😂

    • @goose6545
      @goose6545 3 роки тому +81

      Ok gayson derulo

  • @supergomguy1422
    @supergomguy1422 3 роки тому +709

    Is no one gonna point out the fact that rhinos don’t live in water?

    • @DeviantCinnamonfur
      @DeviantCinnamonfur 3 роки тому +121

      wait I didn't even think about that- they'd be HIPPOS, god damn it-

    • @senorflinty4300
      @senorflinty4300 3 роки тому +28

      Bruh

    • @MilkChai_X
      @MilkChai_X 3 роки тому +34

      If you hadn't pointed this out, I would have no idea anything was wrong

    • @luvinescent
      @luvinescent 3 роки тому +6

      damn.. i forgot

    • @cocojumbo90210
      @cocojumbo90210 3 роки тому +5

      Holy shit that slipped my mind

  • @DominationofProcrastination
    @DominationofProcrastination 2 роки тому +84

    Dude, this was my favorite childhood film. I legit thought it was a fever dream. I’ve spent years trying to find it, but no luck. Thank you so much for finding it. I hold it dear to my calloused liver.

  • @Lukem40
    @Lukem40 Рік тому +47

    I watched this movie when I was a young lad and I’ve been searching ever since all I remembered was a dog running like Jack sparrow and the nightmares are coming back now

  • @etherealvaleska4483
    @etherealvaleska4483 3 роки тому +4949

    i'm sorry the shot of him walking with the bell noise over and over has me in tears why is that so funny

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 3 роки тому +296

      I was just sitting there, wondering why so much time was dedicated to him walking.

    • @dododonut
      @dododonut 3 роки тому +108

      for those searching, 8:29

    • @wythmish758
      @wythmish758 3 роки тому +171

      IT LASTS SO LONG

    • @jadecatgd5610
      @jadecatgd5610 2 роки тому +8

      1000th like!

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 2 роки тому +41

      It just went on for so long

  • @AngellicRuby
    @AngellicRuby 3 роки тому +633

    I remember this movie, it was so fucking terrible that it was almost SURREAL, i sat in a car with a stomach full of 3 large sized mcdonalds cokes and 2 big macs (i was unhealthy at the time). I remember just watching it and sitting there and just laughing with the most pain I've ever felt in my stomach, i couldn't think for the life of me. One of the few things i remember was "Pip's favorite food is just the nesquick strawberry powder." And "nearly this entire movie ONE song is playing and i can remember EVERY NOTE of the song.". Long story short the end of the movie is the only other thing i remember and it was HORRENDOUS.

    • @monkyk1ng
      @monkyk1ng 3 роки тому +48

      if i had nearly 3 liters of coke in me and watched this movie i would simply die.

    • @owenhs3268
      @owenhs3268 3 роки тому +7

      dang i didnt read this but i bet this goes into detail on how bad this movie is Edit: i was wrong thanks for almost making me throw up

    • @semih3665
      @semih3665 3 роки тому +21

      holy shit we have a literal fucking survivor among us

    • @dippyfresh8155
      @dippyfresh8155 3 роки тому +1

      Okay but where do I watch this

    • @ct57318
      @ct57318 3 роки тому +3

      @@monkyk1ng If I had 3 liters of coke in me I would simply die.

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 2 роки тому +50

    24:48 gave me chills when the crocodiles hiss was only in one of my earbuds. Whoever the sound designer for this movie was should be crucified for their crimes

  • @greyprincebidoof
    @greyprincebidoof 2 роки тому +89

    Are we just overlooking the fact that the female rhinos needed men purely for protection? Like, they seemed to be doing just fine, so my guess is that the writer thought "Hmm, how could we insert gender roles into this film?"

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 Рік тому

      Well I don't want a female protecting me, that's for damn sure! And why women SHOULD carry guns. We are weaker than men, it's not a stereotype, it's the truth.

  • @yourmomdotcom5759
    @yourmomdotcom5759 3 роки тому +345

    “So lonely that you persecute people” that’s just incels, Ted.

    • @oxin1099
      @oxin1099 3 роки тому +6

      @BigChonk13 is it not

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 3 роки тому +21

      BigChonk13 incels also tend to talk about how they would do shit like rape and murder girls for “not wanting a nice guy” n shit

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 роки тому +10

      Or basically anyone on 4chan

  • @coralmush
    @coralmush 3 роки тому +427

    Female Rhinos: we’re anti men
    *seconds later*
    We need some security, let’s get some men

  • @user-nz4qh2ig3v
    @user-nz4qh2ig3v Рік тому +39

    24:15 Ted mentioned the restaurant Rainforest Cafe. similar to pixar, Ted puts hints towards his future projects. In this case, his 2022 project where he went to every Rainforest Cafe

    • @jkw5458
      @jkw5458 Рік тому

      This truly marks the beginning of an adventure, Neigh, a journey of epic proportion.

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses Рік тому

      ​@@jkw5458 and we are all in for the ride.

  • @TillMetal
    @TillMetal 2 роки тому +18

    17:19 “I didn’t know he was a ninjaa.”

  • @minimoonberry
    @minimoonberry 3 роки тому +354

    the rhino ladies: we hate men
    doggy man: hey so there's men, interested?
    the rhino ladies: 👁👄👁?

  • @promiseeverything1726
    @promiseeverything1726 2 роки тому +22

    I distinctly remember getting my grandmother to buy this movie from a redbox when I was younger. This movie has stuck with me since. I get scenes from it in my head. I don't know what it did to me, but I feel like it became a core memory. The traumatized ones that change who you are forever.

  • @blexellie7146
    @blexellie7146 Рік тому +19

    22:10 he just describes incels XD

  • @alistairbadger4413
    @alistairbadger4413 3 роки тому +956

    Ok, the animation was giving me cringe. But when the dog spoke and said "You missed one", I think that was a most unexpectedly jarring experience I've had in a while 😂

  • @whatabees
    @whatabees 3 роки тому +752

    Ted: "Who persecutes people because they're lonely?"
    Me: oh no the rhinos are incels

  • @CalderTF2
    @CalderTF2 Рік тому +13

    24:20 that's called foreshadowing

  • @biggusdickus4153
    @biggusdickus4153 2 роки тому +17

    8:45 are we not gonna talk about how this is Michaels house from GTA?

    • @Buzzbot-
      @Buzzbot- 16 годин тому

      Nah, that's Pips house now.

  • @Left4Sharkbait
    @Left4Sharkbait 3 роки тому +743

    "Knockoff" Clearly Ted doesn't see that Life's a Jungle is the Mona Lisa of animated movies

    • @isaachughes9147
      @isaachughes9147 3 роки тому +3

      More like a picasso painting of animated movies

    • @jaydenlee7913
      @jaydenlee7913 2 роки тому +2

      This is the David painting of animated movies.

  • @seafoam2190
    @seafoam2190 3 роки тому +4791

    Please do more of these movie reviews they are pure gold.

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke 2 роки тому +37

    The fact it still cost 400k to make this movie is a heartbreaking development. And only 30 people were involved.... and surprisingly this took 13 months to make

    • @ieatzglitterz
      @ieatzglitterz 2 роки тому +5

      They could’ve done something way better with 400k

  • @jimthescrub
    @jimthescrub Рік тому +9

    10:53 man's sounds like a Paw Patrol character.

  • @nobodyspecial7004
    @nobodyspecial7004 3 роки тому +725

    Can we appreciate Ted for putting himself through this so we don't have to

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 3 роки тому +1

      This reminds me of nostalgia critic

    • @kaiju2296
      @kaiju2296 3 роки тому

      He remembers it so we don’t have to

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 3 роки тому +5

      Actually he put himself through this to put us through it with him

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 2 роки тому

      He really out here doing gods work and shit.

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 Рік тому

      This movie is a masterpiece

  • @bigmansui1725
    @bigmansui1725 3 роки тому +546

    The dislikes are the “Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted” production team.

    • @theabs3nt354
      @theabs3nt354 3 роки тому +5

      Bro wym?
      There was only like tw-three people at best at most working on this.

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 3 роки тому +3

      No way there was 90 people who made this

    • @CryoticMienshao
      @CryoticMienshao 3 роки тому +2

      @@turdy_water7646 those extra people are related to them, or they are karens

    • @xBlueWolf
      @xBlueWolf 3 роки тому +5

      Probably like 12 captive children from Syria

    • @miguelbriseno2581
      @miguelbriseno2581 3 роки тому +1

      and the stans

  • @Josiahhhhhhh
    @Josiahhhhhhh Рік тому +13

    “They essentially created a rainforest cafe”
    I should have seen it coming all this time ago…

  • @giannabarbee
    @giannabarbee 2 роки тому +8

    The mother jaguar spoke and I had to test the volume on my phone because I was dead sure I hallucinated her voice, i’ve never been so unsure of reality in my life as watching these movie reviews

  • @tomdabomb27
    @tomdabomb27 3 роки тому +417

    F tier? This is obviously S tier using the same sound effects over and over, exquisite animation, and absolute chad characters

    • @ethancastelazo9774
      @ethancastelazo9774 3 роки тому +13

      The rhinos got that chad walk down. Absolute alphas

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 3 роки тому +7

      Absolute chad characters is such a perfect term for so many people

    • @CoasterMagicX2
      @CoasterMagicX2 3 роки тому +4

      You know what they say, if the sound effect ain't broke, don't fix it!

  • @loser-ish3898
    @loser-ish3898 3 роки тому +1051

    “ *_They went on a safari to see wild animals, and now they’re looking at the wild animals, and the wild animals are drinking at a bar that they built_* “
    One of the best lines from this whole video.

    • @tmmaster6904
      @tmmaster6904 2 роки тому +30

      “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 роки тому +7

      @@tmmaster6904 You know, when I went to watch this video, my mind couldn’t be further from Animal Farm. And now I’m remembering 7th grade English. Thanks for that.

    • @tmmaster6904
      @tmmaster6904 2 роки тому +3

      @@likeapro4242 no problem king

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 роки тому

      25:43

    • @milomilox2
      @milomilox2 2 роки тому +3

      i mean to be fair the director of the film has a similar idea to when marty (zebra) built a bar in madagascar

  • @dixonsharp3333
    @dixonsharp3333 Рік тому +12

    22:00 man said you get no bitches

  • @enzosg6404
    @enzosg6404 2 роки тому +8

    20:29 i really didn't expect to see Exponiendo Infieles here

  • @ethanchaudhary2523
    @ethanchaudhary2523 3 роки тому +133

    there is a studio called the asylum that has a myriad of knockoffs including: Atlantic rim, Transmorphers, Triassic world, Titanic 2, and my favorite Battle Star Wars

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 роки тому +130

      I actually know a guy who interned for them lol

    • @potatopotato6114
      @potatopotato6114 3 роки тому +5

      :o

    • @spaceman2202
      @spaceman2202 3 роки тому +8

      They purposefully make bad movies I think that’s the point of their studio, it’s comically bad

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 2 роки тому +1

      @@spaceman2202 Thats pretty hard to pull off. The really funny bad movies are mostly funny because it's not purposely bad, like the fact that a butt load of people got together to make a movie that's such shit and nobody stopped to say "what the fuck are we doing here??" is just so damn comedic in an unironic way lmao

  • @Leon-qs1on
    @Leon-qs1on 3 роки тому +809

    movie suggestion: “ratatoing”. ratatouille knock off. involves secret agents. for some reason.

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 3 роки тому +34

      No, too basic. Try something more abstract. Something hardly anyone has heard of.

    • @Leon-qs1on
      @Leon-qs1on 3 роки тому +36

      Spaghetti Talks well theres always sunday school musical

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 3 роки тому +18

      Leon wait, what?
      Ok your too good at this.

    • @abbypfau8898
      @abbypfau8898 3 роки тому +30

      pretty sure danny gonzalez made a vid on that already

    • @sophiac7578
      @sophiac7578 3 роки тому +2

      Leon Sunday school musical is a classic depending on which area of the Internet you frequent
      Heard about that over a year ago : )

  • @Umang_GD
    @Umang_GD Рік тому +7

    16:34 sounds like herbert from family guy

  • @SeaForest
    @SeaForest 2 роки тому +7

    Ok as someone who has done golf majority of my life and gets tired of someone saying “oh that’s not a sport”… I- I felt a sense of shame when the “golf” scene just quietly came in 18:20. Like uh- n-no psh I don’t play that what are you talking about

  • @AuroraVeil_
    @AuroraVeil_ 3 роки тому +256

    Ted talks about his 400mg trip like it was the biggest he's ever done, but I'm convinced that that is *half* of the dose he takes to get through these movies

    • @durpyislost6212
      @durpyislost6212 3 роки тому +3

      I know a 15 year old who took 2500mg, he was fine

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 3 роки тому +4

      gooster he was fine?? how the hell

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 3 роки тому +5

      mintrytheconfused weed doesn’t actually harm you
      it’s can fuck you up hard, but the amount of people who died from weed overdose is a whopping 0,

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 3 роки тому +2

      Hitthere well, yes i’ve never heard of someone dying from a weed od, ted seemed to be in a lot of pain with the 400mg.
      the way gooster said “he was fine” seems like he wasn’t in pain at all. perhaps his tolerance was higher?

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 3 роки тому +7

      mintrytheconfused he probably meant fine in the long run, because we’d say ted is fine after his 400 mg dose, but ted wasn’t fine at the time

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam 3 роки тому +737

    21:27 thought it was literally just gonna turn into a game

  • @Walkthewalkkk
    @Walkthewalkkk Рік тому +2

    The Rainforest Cafe reference is perfection

  • @Looselimbsmcgee
    @Looselimbsmcgee Рік тому +4

    I feel like I did drugs, I'm not sure I can walk into work after this

  • @polikyt2472
    @polikyt2472 3 роки тому +493

    “That sound is used 70 times in a row.”
    Why did he count?

  • @meebske824
    @meebske824 3 роки тому +289

    Why isnt anyone talking about how buff the dog is

    • @alice-bz6sp
      @alice-bz6sp 3 роки тому +15

      My mans *hench*

    • @i_weeb1549
      @i_weeb1549 3 роки тому +2

      Ahhh yes *henching*

    • @spoofie2762
      @spoofie2762 3 роки тому

      no he is literally jacked for no reason

  • @victornoname7269
    @victornoname7269 Рік тому +6

    Omg this is one of my favorite bad movies! I'm so glad someone else knows it exists and has had to suffer through it. I can't believe you left out the part where they trick him into shitting into an anthill. It's one of the biggest wft moments in the movie.

  • @colorblockpoprocks6973
    @colorblockpoprocks6973 2 роки тому +7

    13:19 -laughs in Warner Bros.-

  • @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
    @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 3 роки тому +256

    "Well Ted the animals in Madagascar walk on their hind legs so that's a strike for me"

    • @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
      @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 3 роки тому +35

      god this took me so long to create a account for because google kept on telling me are you sure this is a name so I had to change all the numbers into letter form

    • @bakruptfern329
      @bakruptfern329 3 роки тому +18

      Mad respect, king

    • @michaelpatton343
      @michaelpatton343 3 роки тому +17

      I was looking for this comment

  • @beefluff2100
    @beefluff2100 3 роки тому +415

    Uhh..
    We just gonna ignore what’s on the monitor...?
    Kowalski and Skipper...?

  • @devileon393
    @devileon393 2 роки тому +4

    This is a memory from my childhood that did not need to be relived. I don't even know how my parents found this movie when I was little.

  • @CasperVanderlyle
    @CasperVanderlyle Рік тому +11

    Mad respect for the sound designer

  • @toastychrome3992
    @toastychrome3992 3 роки тому +592

    Every frame of this movie feels like it could be in a cursed images compilation.

    • @MicrowaveBakedPotato
      @MicrowaveBakedPotato 3 роки тому +11

      It feels like a very old animated film with little to no effort going into it.

  • @elpaublo3420
    @elpaublo3420 3 роки тому +257

    "Africa's most wanted"
    Trust me... this definitely wasn't wanted...

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 3 роки тому +6

      Ya they are wanted for the murder of my eyes

  • @thetacoteller9321
    @thetacoteller9321 Рік тому +2

    you should definitely watch "The Velocipastor" a pastor who can turn into a dino teams up with a hooker and fights drug dealing ninjas. pure gold

  • @fillmainlol5973
    @fillmainlol5973 2 роки тому +10

    it’s amazing to me that this animator hasn’t been headhunted by other studios 😂

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 3 роки тому +516

    The rhinos run on all fours like the werewolf characters in the early seasons of Teen Wolf and I can’t get over it

    • @ieatzglitterz
      @ieatzglitterz 2 роки тому +20

      That made me cry for three hours last night because that scared me so much

  • @mary-annv2140
    @mary-annv2140 3 роки тому +534

    Oh my god if the background hadn’t been changing I would have thought you edited the bell/cat scene to be longer

    • @vladdracula8103
      @vladdracula8103 3 роки тому +20

      Dude same I was like no way this is real 🤣

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 3 роки тому +26

      man it just KEPT. GOING.

    • @michaelhutchison3715
      @michaelhutchison3715 3 роки тому +4

      And the knockoff version of stevie wonder’s superstition

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 3 роки тому +2

      That isn't the only thing here that looks too shitty to be real imo. The scene where Pip was dancing could've gone for a default dance meme if you added the jingle in the background.

  • @ghostofentity3032
    @ghostofentity3032 Рік тому +3

    Idk how but i somehow found this movie years ago when i was like 6 or 7 and i vividly remember the opening scene and the part where Pip goes to the female rhino camp, along with a few other sparse scenes, and for years i thought it was some strange fever dream

  • @tullyrice4189
    @tullyrice4189 3 роки тому +442

    Dinosaur Island, literally the worst movie ever...

    • @monkey-._
      @monkey-._ 3 роки тому +4

      Or Wizard So So, it’s fucking terrifying, you can find a ton of rip offs on Amazon Video

    • @tullyrice4189
      @tullyrice4189 3 роки тому +2

      Uh, think you typed on the wrong comment

    • @veev9515
      @veev9515 3 роки тому +1

      @@tullyrice4189 The people who made Dinosaur Island have another movie called Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, with the same animation quality, it's fucking appauling

    • @RegularFish2
      @RegularFish2 3 роки тому

      Alpha and omega is the worst movie ever. It's literally 1 hour and 28 minutes of nothing

    • @monkey-._
      @monkey-._ 3 роки тому

      Tully Rice wdym homie?

  • @NeatO_Mixie
    @NeatO_Mixie 3 роки тому +347

    I recommend Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss if you're looking for a wild ride of a film.

    • @myamorris4450
      @myamorris4450 3 роки тому +4

      I unironically love this movie

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 3 роки тому

      I actually loved this movie as a kid XD a little weird but I loved it

    • @rupom_1670
      @rupom_1670 3 роки тому

      @@MissMatched æ

    • @windowsxp1902
      @windowsxp1902 3 роки тому +2

      Gnomeo and juliet/sherlock gnomes are better

    • @Melonhii
      @Melonhii 11 місяців тому

      i still love that movie tbh…

  • @speakerbox3602
    @speakerbox3602 2 роки тому +4

    I remember watching this when I was little. Why my parents let me watch this, not once but multiple times I have no idea, but just an interesting memory that has been unlocked.

  • @prozystudios1595
    @prozystudios1595 2 роки тому +5

    i feel ill watching this. it feels hot and clammy. every time ted cuts to the film i start feeling like im in some kind of tiny hell of minor discomfort

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 3 роки тому +542

    Hey, Ted should watch legend of oz: Dorothy's return. It has SO many big names in it, but it flopped. My aunt helped fund it, but no amount of money could have fixed this movie.

    • @plain3089
      @plain3089 3 роки тому +8

      My dad loves that movie lmao.

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 3 роки тому +5

      That movie was literally a documented scam, I'm sorry for your aunt.

    • @marionmarionette
      @marionmarionette 3 роки тому +2

      The one with the evil jester? I remember getting ads for that movie like every day on tv lmao

    • @sarahharman9879
      @sarahharman9879 3 роки тому +2

      @@marionmarionette hell yeah man

  • @jayceeYT793
    @jayceeYT793 3 роки тому +181

    “I’ve never seen someone so lonely to the point that they would persecute other people”
    I mean that’s basically incels

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Рік тому +2

    This is the movie that exposed kid me to how truly terrible films could be.
    I found on it on the free movies section on my family's Comcast service (back when movie streaming was still in its infancy)
    This was the exact moment I went from looking at the world as a wonderful place filled with hope and beauty into a cold, dark pit where everyone will try to rip you off.

  • @greenme1233
    @greenme1233 Рік тому +4

    12:34 the sounds of the mouths 😂

  • @seanmaxmyla
    @seanmaxmyla 3 роки тому +653

    I’ve seen better GMod animations than this movie

    • @madstellaris3176
      @madstellaris3176 3 роки тому +28

      Honestly, with the amounts of Gmod tf2 videos I watched, I have to agree.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 2 роки тому +6

      Unironically, true. Just look at some of the greats - Dr. Lalve, the late great Kitty0706, the also-late TheT1g3r42, That Gray Cartoon Pony, CrazyScoutFIN, ElTorro64RUS, and so forth.

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Рік тому +4

      Hotel Mario Gmod edition is a cinematic masterpiece compared to this

  • @seandougherty5145
    @seandougherty5145 3 роки тому +436

    When you started reading the movie synopsis I heard “Pimp Thotty had it all” and thought I changed video.

  • @aidanpedersen
    @aidanpedersen Рік тому +2

    While he’s falling, there are a dozen clouds going passed.
    He’s reached terminal velocity and Lou is dead.

  • @thebaddiler6725
    @thebaddiler6725 Рік тому +2

    5:52 sounds like one of those convoy scenes in a military movie where it’s about to get ambushed

  • @badscientist
    @badscientist 3 роки тому +188

    “This is practically exactly how The Prodigy opened up” *Gillette Ad plays*

  • @NateGreat400
    @NateGreat400 3 роки тому +114

    Kinda odd how the main issue of this *children’s film* was solved by getting the antagonists laid

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 роки тому +1

    OMG I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE FROM MY CHILDHOOD-
    I also remember crying when the dog started walking with the anti-cat shirt

  • @aheeheegiggle
    @aheeheegiggle Місяць тому +1

    7:35 im sobbing at the way the rhinos running 😭😭😭

  • @bumbalaaa
    @bumbalaaa 3 роки тому +193

    "we don't need no protection, we are anti-men"
    "there's some men over there"
    "we need some protection around here"

  • @pandaserthepanda1514
    @pandaserthepanda1514 3 роки тому +313

    Every character in that movie looks like a creature straight out of Spore

    • @aurath492
      @aurath492 2 роки тому +1

      Holy shit this is so damn accurate

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 2 роки тому +1

      That is the most accurate thing i've ever read.

  • @kile433
    @kile433 9 місяців тому +2

    if your estimation is right, and Pip fell for about 20 seconds after being dropped by the big-ass eagle, then he would've fallen roughly 6430 feet (1.2mi or 1.9k) and reached a velocity of about 430mph (not accounting for atmospheric resistance, don't want to google "what is the terminal velocity of a beagle?"). Which means Artie can hit a flying target well over a mile away by shooting a splinter out of his nose. what a fucking legend.

  • @olliebranch_.
    @olliebranch_. Рік тому +2

    "Pip has to learn how to survive in the wilds of africa"
    alternate description: "Pip discovers other intelligent bipedal animals in a village and creates plumbing"

  • @dangerdragon610i8
    @dangerdragon610i8 3 роки тому +327

    Ted the worst thing you will ever see is the incredible bulk an rip off of the Incredible Hulk

  • @ethanwilliamson2456
    @ethanwilliamson2456 3 роки тому +558

    "I don't think I could animate birds that badly if I tried"
    Me who has been animating with 3d software for 6 years:
    Oh you 100 percent could

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 2 роки тому +9

      Ah, yes, truth.

    • @DeathStalker1469
      @DeathStalker1469 Рік тому +1

      r/woosh

    • @lemonysucksatlife
      @lemonysucksatlife Рік тому +9

      @@DeathStalker1469
      That woosh literally makes no sence

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 Рік тому +16

      @@DeathStalker1469 congratulations, you played yourself

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT 5 місяців тому

      Yeah I tried 3d animation in a class in middle school and you don’t even want to imagine how *terrible* my animation was. Who let 11yo me try that

  • @jellypatchkids7353
    @jellypatchkids7353 2 роки тому +10

    12:02 there furries duh

  • @UwU-ou3nc
    @UwU-ou3nc Рік тому +1

    NO WAY. I watched this as a kid and thought it was just a normal movie! I never even knew Madagascar existed! My standards were so low I never realized how bad it was! Holy crap.

  • @TheTortinator
    @TheTortinator 3 роки тому +213

    I'm pretty sure these kinda movies are autogenerated from an AI

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 3 роки тому +9

      Wouldn’t be surprised

    • @cocojumbo90210
      @cocojumbo90210 3 роки тому

      Makes since

    • @samemz
      @samemz 3 роки тому +7

      @@cocojumbo90210 yes. makes "since" for sure