Now I don't want to brag... but I.. am one of those team players :D. Seriously though, you won't see me fighting on roads, nor fighting in middle. I only go after objectives, and many times does this get me in trouble (getting ganked by a group of people who are also going for the objectives : / ).
+541 8 I'm one of those rare Team Players as well. On children's week, I rped a desperation chat with my Blood Elf Orphan and got everyone to laugh, pulled out a Savage feast. Pulled out a repair bot. Thanked the instance for the achievements and we all ended up having a blast ! Even in Alterac Valley Horde.
I had the best bg the other day with a team player priest who would pocket heal and mount up and run ahead of me when I had flag and leap of faith me to get more distance. Whoever you are... you are a saint
That's was a friendly player that helps team mates. I'm also a friendly player on wow. And if you friend me on world of Warcraft and comment on one of my videos I made and say your battle tag numbers so I can add you only few will get this
Let us not forget the "I am trying, honest to god, I am trying" player. You just wanna belong, you join a random match to proof yourself... But it doesn't work. Sometimes the team wins, sometimes it loses - but you just can't seem to find a proper place among the mayhem. As if your existence doesn't matter at all. You turn into a spectator more than anything else, realizing that PVP might not be for you. Yet still you try... And try... And try... Never any praise, often words of hate. But you bloody try for fuck sake... Just to finally be able to purchase that one shiny piece of cool-looking gear.
This perfectly describes me. I Just recently got into WoW, it's my first MMO. I'm garbage at PvP; However, I did just earn up enough honor coins to get an armor set and a weapon, which made me pretty happy.
It's cause pvp in WoW is trash. All gear no skill so no life's who are geared out from running high level raids win by spamming whatever rotation is meta for their class.
It's funny because both sides say it. "The Alliance always loses BGs", but when I made a horde alt, Hordies were consistently agreeing that "The Horde isn't what it used to be and nowadays they just lose"
BlueDevilVR66 yeap happened to me as an alliance player since wotlk last week decided switch faction first time and regret being horde player there is no weak faction at all just unlucky moments in bg thats all
Also that one pvper who before the start of the game would climb to the top of ABs building back in the day. They would also be that one to get on Stables roof.
It actually used to work. Using some tiger item that allowed you to jump over the fence in arathi bassin. But then you got banned within the next minutes so, not worth it.
Funny, too bad all that healing is only on you and your pet. It's like a DK tank bragging about doing more healing. That's nice and all, but it's not actually helping anyone but yourself stay alive >.
T7x Potentially. Not if the lock is fighting in mid 1 v 1 and happens to just keep winning, while the healer strategically defends the actual points with their team. While the healer may get less total healing (hey, maybe their team is awesome and keeps targeting THEIR healer before everyone else so the fights don't last long), they were more valuable to their team than the lock fighting in mid healing only himself and hurting his team just as much as the idiot on the other team who keeps going in mid to fight him over and over >.< TL:DR, numbers aren't always a sign of who did what the best.
Some other ones. The PvE wonder: This guy is a n00b through and through at first glance. His gear is either low or PvE stuff, his specc is probably either a cookie-cutter or even a flat-out PvE one with little to effort to be PvP, he doesn't know the layouts, yet he's freaking awesome. He'll manage CC's against much more skilled and geared opponents like it's no thing, keep heals up without issue, sneak and steal capture-points that no one even realized were open while pulling off impressive defenses that are ultimately wasted by people fighting in the middle. The Diva: This person just HAS to be the best of their class at everything. They will single out opponents of same class and do their best to show that they are dominate and better. The Drunken Master: This guy is plastered/high/whatever else when he enters in. He can likely barely form a sentence, he's incapable of understanding basic tactics due to his altered state of mind. He should be sucking, LOSING, but he's not. Somehow he's doing wonderful. Somehow, despite all odds and logic, he's WINNING! The Magical Girl/Super Sayan: This guy seems like a pushover, a write-off, a civilian trapped in a warzone. They're doing poorly, low in damage/healing/captures/whatever and you probably think that they're useless and you're basically down a player. Until you have the entire enemy team leaving with the flag, they're the only one in the way, and something... happens. You thought it was game, but suddenly the flag has been returned and the only one standing is this person. They've changed. They've transformed. They've gone from horrible to super-strong. Suddenly they're the dominate player whom the enemy team fears all because they finally had their transformation sequence/power level boosted. The Bottom Beast: Another 'bottom' player. On paper and stats this guy looks horrible, until you see him in action. Did three enemy players just run off to catch him leaving you with a fight lop-sided in your favor? Sure, he's gonna die, but your team is gonna win. Did he just manage to harass all the enemy healers at once despite being on opposite sides of the fight? Sure, his DPS is low, but suddenly the enemy team has no healers as they're too busy trying to deal with him. His stats are low but, somehow, he's a monster on the field.
RoadWarrior Lol. Im one of those. I usually play a prot warrior, and what I do is charge into a group of them, shockwave them and than I just slow them for as long as I can XD
Mason Steadman hahaha, just annoy the fuck out of them on my hunter, cc'ing and interrupting casters while the melee's getting kited, usally die in the end tho, but its fun :p
Hello, yes. I am a team player. Pandaren Mistweaver. You've met me before, on your stream. Probably won't remember me, I was on my Belf DH, Norielyn. Found you in Ashran. I only ever play as a healer in BGs, and I do my best to stay with those fulfilling the objectives. Just wanted to let you know, we do exist. But most of us prefer to hide in the shadows, only appearing when we're needed.
My friend is team player. Should I capture him or keep spectating in natural enviroment ? My second friend is ganker and I am the guy who think his friends are good in PvP XD.
I am the player who once tried pvp and didn't know how to cap the flag on warsong gulch so i just hid in a bush and our team could'nt cap and i had no idea what to do.
I once saw a 2300 rated rogue loose to an unrated pve geared dk in goldshire once. He spent an inordinate amount of time jumping around trying to say how it was bullshit and how if he was "trying" in an arena, he woulda won.
You forgot the Gloater: Usually a rogue who opens up on you when you're already getting ganged up spamming /lol, /rude, /moon so he can tickle his tiny ego.
You forgot "It's just a game guy"the one that puts minimal to no effort to win a bg and if someone is getting pissed off in a chat, he will be the one to say "it's just a game"
Im the opposite of a ganker, im the kind of person that goes to low level areas and tries to protect all the low lvls from gankers. I even tell my alliance dudes to piss off when they try to kill a low lvl horde player.
type 11: the kind of player that knows they suck at pvp but god dammit, they just want marks of honor for that sweet, sweet weapon or armor set for xmog, but then they queu for arenas, and die. and then they queu for bg, and die. arena again? dead. Bg? dead. dead. dead. dead. dead. dead. Horde? Alliance? doesn't matter. they just suck so bad. and since those weapons and armor sets are exclusive to PVP'ers they are doomed to a sad, glamorless lifestyle of mediocrity, because it's that, or get cancer from the dreaded pvp. I am this player.
What about the most common of all: the guy who runs away when he starts losing a fight and tries to hide behind teammates. Then he complains about “chasers”
ye... thats why alliance isnt my faction ... too many wierdos ... pornshire ... too many guys playing draenei / nelf / human females ...for whatever reason. maybe they dont know any good pornsites or they are playing their imaginative gf they tell their friends about ... and/or they are just stupid kids ...
Since Burning Crusade those guys play Female .... or "Male" Bloodelfs so alliance should be clean but the horde has a problem with their most "popular" race.... the hord lost its face.
"Can you just fight on the objective? How hard is it? Very my friend, Very.... I don't know about you, but every time i try to get to the objective i run into **Gasp** the opposing team trying to stop me! Can you imagine? the audacity of the other team! What an A-hole! to try and stop the opposing team from reaching their objectives.
All of these guys are the reason I just switch on the STALKER Bandit Radio when entering any Battleground. It's enough (mostly) to drown out the hurt of perennial stupidity - or enhance the joy of a flawless victory.
Number 11: Those God forsaken individuals who are so fucking bad at PvP that they play only a rogue to just be able to stun and slowly poison you to death while you can't even heal or break the stun. And there are millions of those beasts.
Came in thinking I was not gonna fit either of the 10 and dang got me pretty good. On most chars I'm that No. 1 Team Player, always going for the goal and keeping posative and tactical! Always reminding people there is a thing called shift+m etc etc. On my hunter however I become that silent demigod, mastering kills and dmg every BG. While most been QQing about hunter since recent pre-Exp patch I've been doubling 2nd top dmg while topping kills with 0 deaths. Coming into scenes of expected loss and sniping out all of the vulnerable and the important opposing players. And overall though I match No. 10, the Veteran. Been at it since WoW began and I definitely miss those glory days!! Very good video!!
You forgot 1 important kind of pvper Nixxiom: The bitchy stealth team. 3 rouges, 3 huntards, 2 rouges 1 huntard, 2 huntards 1 rouge and now i bet they will add demon huntards to their ranks.
+Thomas Mortensen well if you play outlaw then no. I play outlaw and there's barely any emphasis on stealth. the only stealth moves on it are ambush sap and pickpocket. everything else is straight up combat. Also it's rogue not rouge
Love your videos Nixxion, keep going. Here's my experience on case number 2. My veteran account had expired his 7 days trial from WoD. So I just mailed some heirlooms to my ALTs lv1 and set of to do some low levels Bg's for the rest of my vacations. We were loosing pretty hard on a AB lv 20-29 to alliance. Than I read this on chat: Mage: " ALLIANCE HAS EVERYTHING !!!". Making it short, the usual "Horde sucks, alliance owns, bla, bla. I was about to tell him to change faction, when suddenly, a shaman says: "OMG YOUR GEAR MAGE !!!". The Mage replied: "I don't have heirlooms like you, I am just starting ..." and so on. The Shaman replied: "At least get the RIGHT STATS FFS !!!". Priceless. Sorry for the text wall.
After losing a BG one day, I witnessed not one, but two Team Players in the same group congratulating the team for a great effort. The sight alone allowed me to transcend and take my place at their side. [Rizzlédouche] : gg :*
Well his views may have been lower but I remember in wotlk every body wanted to be swifty because of his one shot macro :D. Now I would rather not be swifty.
you want to stop losing? want to get some killing blows? are you tired of being yelled at? then,there is new thing called "communication" buy now and ill ship you not just 1 win but a second one" all jokes aside people just need to co-op with each other and someone with some kind of skill take charge and lead your group since no one else will and when that happens the others need to listen and just stop complaining about the group, we win most just because i shut up and listen to whom ever is better than me and that makes commands that make sense..so please all you complainers out there,just nut up or shut up,and people with skill,dont be afraid to lead the group into victory,if you know how to win and know what the other faction is doing,say something dont expect your group to know what to do about it,everyone needs to be on the same page,and stop expecting noobs to kick whole sale ass in bgs,give em a break....they are new.
Thanks for mentioning the "Tarren Mill/South Shore" battles my friend! Often they would make Battleground's confrontations pale in comparison. Back in Vanilla I recall seeing battles with 50+ per side going at it. Sometimes it would just start with one small group of friends doing a quest confronting an opposing group doing the same but then it would snowball into a bigger and bigger brawl as allies were called upon for taking vengeance. Other times, it was a full on mass raid by one side or the other and soon enough, reinforcements were flying in from all over to take part. Can't honestly say just how big it sometimes got but it was easily 50-60 + per side on many occasions. Glorious fun filled days! Even in Classic I had the opportunity to see such action. I don't recall it ever getting quite as big as it did in the old days but still glorious all the same. The Barrens Crossroads had some amazing brawls but that was usually just Alliance players of high level, putting the beat down on us low level newbs.On occasion though, we were able to get assistance from some higher level Horde friends flying in or boating in to Ratchet, that made them regret their chosen time/day for the attack, heh heh. ;) When I reached 60 on my Lock and/or Hunter, I always tried to pay it forward and fly in to assist in these free-for-alls. Loved it!
Well I'm proud to be a *"Team Player"* Whether it'll in BG or Raids (=^.^=) Maybe it's cause I'm a girl, but I find that being kind and patience with others, while encourage my fellow Hordes.. Really is the way to go ~ Cause how can you expect people to become better, if you don't allow them to make mistakes (So they can learn what to do/ What NOT to do).. Yeah I'm not a typical Horde ☼｡
I am def number 10 in tor. From the rushing of the pub base on ilum to arenas of makeb. Also the silent guy who never talks to anyone lol. These are great vids
Tell that to the person sitting alone at LM looking how people clash near BS half the game. Winning and objectives ain't shit if there's no real reward in it.
and you sir are the example of why bgs are aids, games are supposed to be fun correct, but you have games within games as in dungeons, raids, bgs and arenas, and every single one of them has an objective, if you are not doing the objective and doing whatever you find fun you shouldn't queue up for that certian game mode, in a 1v1 duel u are free to do anything with no team objectives, in free world you do whatever, but if you queue up for capture the flag, then capture the fucking flag.
Was a ganker. Wasn't for the reason of being bashed but idea of being the epitome of evil truly tickled my fancy. Watching those suffer while questing in Stranglethorn Vale, Darkshire...Where ever!
I saw a Paladin He was sitting in a corner, the Battle of Gilneas was going on, I asked him "Why don't you help?" he responded "I'm waiting...." "For what?" I asked and 30 sec later I saw him going ham in the middle of the fight, poppin the Bubble and just slaughtering the enemy, he got away with 10% hp, I ran to him to heal, and by the time I arrived he was full hp, that badass he was Retri Pala you got my respect!
Random question, is that an addon for the health bars of your team at 2:30 and on, or is it in normal WoW? If it is an addon, can someone tell me what it is called? Thanks!
You can remove one of those from the list - the one who queues in the wrong spec, doesn't happen anymore. So, I can think of two more: 10. The double agent - plays both horde and alliance factions in pvp and has no faction loyalty 11. The mercenary - a traitor to his chosen faction (currently mercs are horde players)
You missed one types of PVPers. The teamspeak PVPers. They loggin on to Teamspeak or vent or discort, and queue up to a BG at the same time. They have calculated healers, DPS and tank, and a leader who will make orders. They win almost all of the BGs because the team on the other side is just formed with random people...
HAH! Next time I see a non heal-spec queued as a healer, I'm definitely going to call him "Jotun"! It will very likely go completely over his head, but, I could always link this video to the dink, thanks for the video, Nixx!
man i remember i was so proud when i finally got a full set of pvp armor (it took a long ass time because im such a casual) and then an expansion immediately came out and i died a bit inside.
I still remember back in BC we had our roaming anti-gank squad flying over low level zones, swooping down after hearing about gankers in the area then just setting up a tent by their body. Make them humble.
9. We made arena team back in WotLK for the first time and friend even recorded all the matches. We lost and lost until we met some hunter duo who we managed to beat, twice! Oh the good times.
There are always plenty of team players. They are all on the enemy team is all.
hi number 2
Now I don't want to brag... but I.. am one of those team players :D. Seriously though, you won't see me fighting on roads, nor fighting in middle. I only go after objectives, and many times does this get me in trouble (getting ganked by a group of people who are also going for the objectives : / ).
You know people are lying when they need to tell strangers about something which is suppose to be done.
lol
+541 8 I'm one of those rare Team Players as well. On children's week, I rped a desperation chat with my Blood Elf Orphan and got everyone to laugh, pulled out a Savage feast. Pulled out a repair bot. Thanked the instance for the achievements and we all ended up having a blast ! Even in Alterac Valley Horde.
I had the best bg the other day with a team player priest who would pocket heal and mount up and run ahead of me when I had flag and leap of faith me to get more distance. Whoever you are... you are a saint
Kevin French haha it was me bro
DOM Johnson no it wasnt
haha no it was me
That's was a friendly player that helps team mates. I'm also a friendly player on wow. And if you friend me on world of Warcraft and comment on one of my videos I made and say your battle tag numbers so I can add you only few will get this
When you're the guy who defends nodes in PvP Battlegrounds. "Its a hard job, but someone has to do it."
You are awesome, sir.
+Nixxiom hi nix
Good job prof
hey nixxiom whats that mount at 2:57?
i am right there with you prof.
Let us not forget the "I am trying, honest to god, I am trying" player. You just wanna belong, you join a random match to proof yourself... But it doesn't work. Sometimes the team wins, sometimes it loses - but you just can't seem to find a proper place among the mayhem. As if your existence doesn't matter at all. You turn into a spectator more than anything else, realizing that PVP might not be for you. Yet still you try... And try... And try... Never any praise, often words of hate. But you bloody try for fuck sake... Just to finally be able to purchase that one shiny piece of cool-looking gear.
Plus everyone just shouts at you for being bad but you're just doing yOUR BEST
This perfectly describes me. I Just recently got into WoW, it's my first MMO. I'm garbage at PvP; However, I did just earn up enough honor coins to get an armor set and a weapon, which made me pretty happy.
Roll hunter
It's cause pvp in WoW is trash. All gear no skill so no life's who are geared out from running high level raids win by spamming whatever rotation is meta for their class.
Afk Andy needs his own series.
You forgot the "Why does Alliance/Horde always lose" guy
It's funny because both sides say it. "The Alliance always loses BGs", but when I made a horde alt, Hordies were consistently agreeing that "The Horde isn't what it used to be and nowadays they just lose"
BlueDevilVR66 yeap happened to me as an alliance player since wotlk last week decided switch faction first time and regret being horde player there is no weak faction at all just unlucky moments in bg thats all
The PVP'er that tries to jump over the fence in Arathi Basin.. Everybody do or did that at some point.
true
i remember when you could climb on top of the builden and jump over the fence
Also that one pvper who before the start of the game would climb to the top of ABs building back in the day. They would also be that one to get on Stables roof.
+Zalani 21 I'm guilty of the stables haha
It actually used to work. Using some tiger item that allowed you to jump over the fence in arathi bassin.
But then you got banned within the next minutes so, not worth it.
I'm the warlock that brags about doing more healing than a healer.
Funny, too bad all that healing is only on you and your pet. It's like a DK tank bragging about doing more healing. That's nice and all, but it's not actually helping anyone but yourself stay alive >.
Well if you can outheal them then they probably deserve to have it rubbed in; good locks heal for 5-10m per match; good healers heal for 15-30m.
Dang it Mason, I even poped healing tide totem, what the hell!
***** lol
T7x Potentially. Not if the lock is fighting in mid 1 v 1 and happens to just keep winning, while the healer strategically defends the actual points with their team. While the healer may get less total healing (hey, maybe their team is awesome and keeps targeting THEIR healer before everyone else so the fights don't last long), they were more valuable to their team than the lock fighting in mid healing only himself and hurting his team just as much as the idiot on the other team who keeps going in mid to fight him over and over >.<
TL:DR, numbers aren't always a sign of who did what the best.
You forgot The Guy Who Queues For BGs With Death Sickness.
I'm that one guy who sucks at PvP so I hide behind my allies and run away when they die.
That's why I don't play PvP.
I see dead people, and it is worked
haha! same! i just stealth and let the team fight. sometimes pick enemies off when they are alone and at 9% health. lol
Same here. (Also nice profile pic.)
😂😂same here!!!
mb i have allmost best pve statistic in pve on my server but i totaly suck in pvp
Some other ones.
The PvE wonder: This guy is a n00b through and through at first glance. His gear is either low or PvE stuff, his specc is probably either a cookie-cutter or even a flat-out PvE one with little to effort to be PvP, he doesn't know the layouts, yet he's freaking awesome. He'll manage CC's against much more skilled and geared opponents like it's no thing, keep heals up without issue, sneak and steal capture-points that no one even realized were open while pulling off impressive defenses that are ultimately wasted by people fighting in the middle.
The Diva: This person just HAS to be the best of their class at everything. They will single out opponents of same class and do their best to show that they are dominate and better.
The Drunken Master: This guy is plastered/high/whatever else when he enters in. He can likely barely form a sentence, he's incapable of understanding basic tactics due to his altered state of mind. He should be sucking, LOSING, but he's not. Somehow he's doing wonderful. Somehow, despite all odds and logic, he's WINNING!
The Magical Girl/Super Sayan: This guy seems like a pushover, a write-off, a civilian trapped in a warzone. They're doing poorly, low in damage/healing/captures/whatever and you probably think that they're useless and you're basically down a player. Until you have the entire enemy team leaving with the flag, they're the only one in the way, and something... happens. You thought it was game, but suddenly the flag has been returned and the only one standing is this person. They've changed. They've transformed. They've gone from horrible to super-strong. Suddenly they're the dominate player whom the enemy team fears all because they finally had their transformation sequence/power level boosted.
The Bottom Beast: Another 'bottom' player. On paper and stats this guy looks horrible, until you see him in action. Did three enemy players just run off to catch him leaving you with a fight lop-sided in your favor? Sure, he's gonna die, but your team is gonna win. Did he just manage to harass all the enemy healers at once despite being on opposite sides of the fight? Sure, his DPS is low, but suddenly the enemy team has no healers as they're too busy trying to deal with him. His stats are low but, somehow, he's a monster on the field.
Fun to be the bottom beast
RoadWarrior Lol. Im one of those. I usually play a prot warrior, and what I do is charge into a group of them, shockwave them and than I just slow them for as long as I can XD
Mason Steadman hahaha, just annoy the fuck out of them on my hunter, cc'ing and interrupting casters while the melee's getting kited, usally die in the end tho, but its fun :p
XD yea. Whats really good for harassing are mages. Slows and roots for days lol
ye ^^
"If there's one thing I love, it's the suffering of the innocent"
Well said, Nixxiom... Well said.
Hello, yes. I am a team player. Pandaren Mistweaver.
You've met me before, on your stream. Probably won't remember me, I was on my Belf DH, Norielyn. Found you in Ashran.
I only ever play as a healer in BGs, and I do my best to stay with those fulfilling the objectives.
Just wanted to let you know, we do exist. But most of us prefer to hide in the shadows, only appearing when we're needed.
Panda in Pvp DansGame
+Warren Graham what are you doing here Warren?
Valerija laughing at panda mains, what else ;)
+Warren Graham poor pandas, I don't think Max will be happy to hear that.
The Hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
My friend is team player. Should I capture him or keep spectating in natural enviroment ? My second friend is ganker and I am the guy who think his friends are good in PvP XD.
Medvěd co ví kde je med kill the Team Player! Do it!
Lmao
I am the player who once tried pvp and didn't know how to cap the flag on warsong gulch so i just hid in a bush and our team could'nt cap and i had no idea what to do.
I've played this game for 11 years. and that was the only time i ever tried pvp.
oh so number 9 must explain why I see argent dawn people from goldshire with arena master
9 is me :D
Nope. We're actually not originally from Argent Dawn. Most of us server changed to Argent Dawn a few years ago
even though arena master means nothing and if you put the title on display you will get laughed at by good players
+CatDany the Lord of Asmongold Livestream Highlights LOOK AT THAT DUDE WE FUCKING DID IT
Abodar stop pls
Where is the guy on the duel zone with 2k rating jumping around with his cool af mount but when you try to duel him, he goes afk until you're gone ?
that's me except the 2k rating
And the mount. And the character.
Dunno about you, but I find blind dual invites annoying af. Ask first. You may just find they don't want to duel
Drako2k0 typing no takes longer than pressing decline.
I once saw a 2300 rated rogue loose to an unrated pve geared dk in goldshire once. He spent an inordinate amount of time jumping around trying to say how it was bullshit and how if he was "trying" in an arena, he woulda won.
You forgot the Gloater: Usually a rogue who opens up on you when you're already getting ganged up spamming /lol, /rude, /moon so he can tickle his tiny ego.
But it's so much fun. My hands are twitching just thinking about ganking.
I've seen this top 10 done so many times, but this is by far the best it's ever been done. Keep up the good videos, nixx!
I love how you hear a troll go "what the hell mon?!" when he captures Snowfall graveyard
So basically number 10 is that guy who
Is always complaining in chat about how modern world of Warcraft sucks, and how vanilla/wrath was the best.
Danish Trash tbh wrath was the best
So much good memories
Well Vanilla Tbc and Tlk were way better than official right now
It's the 58 death knight
Nixxiom gives us too much credit as heroes but I mean he's also not wrong
Pandaria was awesome, wod almost killed the game for me
You forgot the graveyard campers in pvp they're jerks who just wanna rub salt into the wounds because there team is winning
what you do is cancel respawn
"The person who queues as a healer but isn't in a healing spec" You can say druids man, it's okay.
Monks or paladins aswell
You forgot "It's just a game guy"the one that puts minimal to no effort to win a bg and if someone is getting pissed off in a chat, he will be the one to say "it's just a game"
I consider myself the -1: The Guy that doesn't PvP
Arena team names? What is this, 2012?
...oh my god it's been 4 years since we could last name our arena teams.
Im the opposite of a ganker, im the kind of person that goes to low level areas and tries to protect all the low lvls from gankers. I even tell my alliance dudes to piss off when they try to kill a low lvl horde player.
Get of your high horse
Pohtaitoh Lol. I’ve ganked as a rogue about 300+ times man..
type 11: the kind of player that knows they suck at pvp but god dammit, they just want marks of honor for that sweet, sweet weapon or armor set for xmog, but then they queu for arenas, and die. and then they queu for bg, and die.
arena again? dead. Bg? dead. dead. dead. dead. dead. dead.
Horde? Alliance? doesn't matter. they just suck so bad. and since those weapons and armor sets are exclusive to PVP'ers they are doomed to a sad, glamorless lifestyle of mediocrity, because it's that, or get cancer from the dreaded pvp.
I am this player.
I am that player too. Im a clicker, and I hate pvp, but damnit I wanted those mogs. Atleast its over.
Im no good at pvp, but i want those titles and transmogs for rp reasons, but i know i suck, but at least we can try, and learn.
haha love the yelling for capping snowfall graveyard 'YOU SMELL LIKE A LEOPARD!'
What about the most common of all: the guy who runs away when he starts losing a fight and tries to hide behind teammates. Then he complains about “chasers”
i did a heroic the other day and our healer switched to shadow before every boss fight...
Haha legend
There is also the guy who rolls a female human wearing goggles, with a silly name who think they are so cool and skilled
my friend does that, its wierd.
ye... thats why alliance isnt my faction ... too many wierdos ... pornshire ... too many guys playing draenei / nelf / human females ...for whatever reason. maybe they dont know any good pornsites or they are playing their imaginative gf they tell their friends about ... and/or they are just stupid kids ...
With a name like "Ilikebbq" or "omgicecream". I know the horrors. And don't forget the biggest daggers they could possibly find.
Since Burning Crusade those guys play Female .... or "Male" Bloodelfs so alliance should be clean but the horde has a problem with their most "popular" race.... the hord lost its face.
hate those people so fckin much
God Damn it Andy!
Andy is very literately the guy who stood by and watched while you got beaten up.
Transfer this to real life for one moment.
You're a monster, Andy...
Your screenwriting ability is absolutely unbelievable. Everything about this video was intriguing, yet funny at the same time.
"Can you just fight on the objective? How hard is it? Very my friend, Very.... I don't know about you, but every time i try to get to the objective i run into **Gasp** the opposing team trying to stop me!
Can you imagine? the audacity of the other team! What an A-hole! to try and stop the opposing team from reaching their objectives.
Yeah... that's the point of a battle.
I'm... the ganker.
You are the danker
You made a stanker
I bet you're also a rogue. If you are, I hope you get a canker.
***** How did you know?
Gabriel Dasaro Because 99% of the gankers play rogues so they can get away without consequence. The true plebs of PVP.
i could relate to AFK Andy on a spiritual level
All of these guys are the reason I just switch on the STALKER Bandit Radio when entering any Battleground. It's enough (mostly) to drown out the hurt of perennial stupidity - or enhance the joy of a flawless victory.
Nixxiom I love you for using the original UI even if it was back in the day.
Number 11: Those God forsaken individuals who are so fucking bad at PvP that they play only a rogue to just be able to stun and slowly poison you to death while you can't even heal or break the stun. And there are millions of those beasts.
We've all been no. 5. Let's be honest
Need that achiv
Absolutely. I love turtles! I always grab snowfall LOL.
HamishHBC 90% of PvPers are 2 and 3. xD
HamishHBC most pvpers these days ban AV lol
75% of the players don't get it
Came in thinking I was not gonna fit either of the 10 and dang got me pretty good.
On most chars I'm that No. 1 Team Player, always going for the goal and keeping posative and tactical! Always reminding people there is a thing called shift+m etc etc.
On my hunter however I become that silent demigod, mastering kills and dmg every BG. While most been QQing about hunter since recent pre-Exp patch I've been doubling 2nd top dmg while topping kills with 0 deaths. Coming into scenes of expected loss and sniping out all of the vulnerable and the important opposing players.
And overall though I match No. 10, the Veteran. Been at it since WoW began and I definitely miss those glory days!!
Very good video!!
I'm the warrior who's constantly cursing the ranged classes that keep kiting me and god help them the second I'm within melee range.
I really like your video's man. "This so called healer runs into the middle, and dies. Like a fucking idiot." I died.
You forgot 1 important kind of pvper Nixxiom: The bitchy stealth team. 3 rouges, 3 huntards, 2 rouges 1 huntard, 2 huntards 1 rouge and now i bet they will add demon huntards to their ranks.
I agree
+Seamus D warlocks with stealth... what?
How to spot a noob: "Rouge"
+Thomas Mortensen well if you play outlaw then no. I play outlaw and there's barely any emphasis on stealth. the only stealth moves on it are ambush sap and pickpocket. everything else is straight up combat. Also it's rogue not rouge
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WTF is echiti nostori? Im greek and those are not Greek words. Not even Ancient Greek words.
He was making a blood elf joke
+Wexxy ohh. I didn't get it.
echiti - edgity - edgy
nostori - nost stori - not sorry
I actually just made those words up on the spot. Haha.
+Nixxiom I was tryin to look smart shh
Love your videos Nixxion, keep going. Here's my experience on case number 2. My veteran account had expired his 7 days trial from WoD. So I just mailed some heirlooms to my ALTs lv1 and set of to do some low levels Bg's for the rest of my vacations. We were loosing pretty hard on a AB lv 20-29 to alliance. Than I read this on chat: Mage: " ALLIANCE HAS EVERYTHING !!!". Making it short, the usual "Horde sucks, alliance owns, bla, bla. I was about to tell him to change faction, when suddenly, a shaman says: "OMG YOUR GEAR MAGE !!!". The Mage replied: "I don't have heirlooms like you, I am just starting ..." and so on. The Shaman replied: "At least get the RIGHT STATS FFS !!!". Priceless. Sorry for the text wall.
You forgot the guy who never stops jumping around, whether he's guarding something, fighting, dead, or just going somewhere. He is ALWAYS jumping.
jajajajajaj the AFK guy killed me
how? he was afk
Thorns man..
*is a team player but never plays PvP*
[Laughs in hidden]
I'm sorry to say this buuuut... #3 if you can't beat them.. Join them.
afterall, why get yourself killed trying to take the objective when severely outnumbered right? :P
Michael Moretti Let me tell you a short story about the suckers in Wow : Suckers play Alliance. End of story , I hope you enjoyed it :D
After losing a BG one day, I witnessed not one, but two Team Players in the same group congratulating the team for a great effort. The sight alone allowed me to transcend and take my place at their side.
[Rizzlédouche] : gg :*
90% of all violent crimes are committed by horde players - FBI Statistics 2017
10 sounds like swifty. Kappa
Only that, he wasn't any good up until Cata... :p
He was bigger before cata lol.
Bro, don't he was mediocre before cata... I PvPed before cata and so did most of my friends, he wasn't even that good...
T7x Look at his cata videos. Every video is 500k+ views. So, yeah, surely he was biggest in cata and then downhill midmop and now he's just a joke.
Well his views may have been lower but I remember in wotlk every body wanted to be swifty because of his one shot macro :D. Now I would rather not be swifty.
you want to stop losing? want to get some killing blows? are you tired of being yelled at? then,there is new thing called "communication" buy now and ill ship you not just 1 win but a second one" all jokes aside people just need to co-op with each other and someone with some kind of skill take charge and lead your group since no one else will and when that happens the others need to listen and just stop complaining about the group, we win most just because i shut up and listen to whom ever is better than me and that makes commands that make sense..so please all you complainers out there,just nut up or shut up,and people with skill,dont be afraid to lead the group into victory,if you know how to win and know what the other faction is doing,say something dont expect your group to know what to do about it,everyone needs to be on the same page,and stop expecting noobs to kick whole sale ass in bgs,give em a break....they are new.
Thanks for mentioning the "Tarren Mill/South Shore" battles my friend! Often they would make Battleground's confrontations pale in comparison.
Back in Vanilla I recall seeing battles with 50+ per side going at it. Sometimes it would just start with one small group of friends doing a quest confronting an opposing group doing the same but then it would snowball into a bigger and bigger brawl as allies were called upon for taking vengeance.
Other times, it was a full on mass raid by one side or the other and soon enough, reinforcements were flying in from all over to take part. Can't honestly say just how big it sometimes got but it was easily 50-60 + per side on many occasions. Glorious fun filled days! Even in Classic I had the opportunity to see such action. I don't recall it ever getting quite as big as it did in the old days but still glorious all the same.
The Barrens Crossroads had some amazing brawls but that was usually just Alliance players of high level, putting the beat down on us low level newbs.On occasion though, we were able to get assistance from some higher level Horde friends flying in or boating in to Ratchet, that made them regret their chosen time/day for the attack, heh heh. ;)
When I reached 60 on my Lock and/or Hunter, I always tried to pay it forward and fly in to assist in these free-for-alls. Loved it!
Number 10 sums me up. 14 years and counting :D
Where is the guy who shits on everyone and BM's them by spamming sit emote (that's me)
He was too busy in his mom's basement.
REKT
Well I'm proud to be a *"Team Player"* Whether it'll in BG or Raids (=^.^=) Maybe it's cause I'm a girl, but I find that being kind and patience with others, while encourage my fellow Hordes.. Really is the way to go ~ Cause how can you expect people to become better, if you don't allow them to make mistakes (So they can learn what to do/ What NOT to do).. Yeah I'm not a typical Horde ☼｡
We need more players like you!
i dont understand nr 5 pls help a pveer.PLS^^
same problem^^
It's so out of the way and far it's annoying lol
If you cap it alliance will be able to turtle whole game since they will be back to their first GY in base or bridge and game will drag.
I think that spot he captured is a really bad spot for the horde to res
Which is why as Horde it's your duty to always, ALWAYS cap it.
I liked the last one. Grinned at all of the references to the glory days I miss so dearly.
03:05 whats the addon called which points out the healer nameplate in bgs ? Seems quite useful :P
I'm number 6.
If you were you wouldn't say it ;)
MandalorSkyrd Ohhhhh I get what you mean LOL.
i'm sure you are mate
I'm an Andy
I cringe every time an english-speaking person tries to say something in other language
B0RD3R M4N I cry every time a non English speaker tries to say something in English
I laugh at people who cringe.
Spite being under the weather today not feling too good, this vid cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh man!
I am def number 10 in tor. From the rushing of the pub base on ilum to arenas of makeb. Also the silent guy who never talks to anyone lol. These are great vids
Would be good if you wouldn't do the types of insults / jokes you did for your number 2 spot. Left a very sour taste.
Why are you taking the internet seriously?
The insults weren't actually insulting, they just weren't really funny lol.
TRIGGERED
Are you saying that cave exploring with your dad left a sour taste?
This is a prime example of the pussyfication of the male sex
Fighting in the middle or wherever the fuck you want is actually really enjoyable, since the main purpose of the game is having fun..so.......
objectives not kills
if you wanna have fun go play cod you lil bitch
Fun is for casuals. You want fun ? Go outside.
Tell that to the person sitting alone at LM looking how people clash near BS half the game. Winning and objectives ain't shit if there's no real reward in it.
and you sir are the example of why bgs are aids, games are supposed to be fun correct, but you have games within games as in dungeons, raids, bgs and arenas, and every single one of them has an objective, if you are not doing the objective and doing whatever you find fun you shouldn't queue up for that certian game mode, in a 1v1 duel u are free to do anything with no team objectives, in free world you do whatever, but if you queue up for capture the flag, then capture the fucking flag.
you forgot russians
You forgot my type of Pvp'er...the "Damn it Blizzard, why the F are you forcing me to go into a scary BG just to get my holiday achievement??" type
8:36 can someone please tell me the gear name of the blood elf girl? At least the headpiece, thank you very much
i started to tear up at The Silent Demigod. that was so beautiful.
Was a ganker. Wasn't for the reason of being bashed but idea of being the epitome of evil truly tickled my fancy. Watching those suffer while questing in Stranglethorn Vale, Darkshire...Where ever!
The whole AFK Andy scene did it for me.. Pure gold.
I saw a Paladin
He was sitting in a corner, the Battle of Gilneas was going on, I asked him "Why don't you help?"
he responded "I'm waiting...."
"For what?" I asked
and 30 sec later I saw him going ham in the middle of the fight, poppin the Bubble and just slaughtering the enemy, he got away with 10% hp, I ran to him to heal, and by the time I arrived he was full hp, that badass he was
Retri Pala you got my respect!
Random question, is that an addon for the health bars of your team at 2:30 and on, or is it in normal WoW? If it is an addon, can someone tell me what it is called? Thanks!
You can remove one of those from the list - the one who queues in the wrong spec, doesn't happen anymore.
So, I can think of two more:
10. The double agent - plays both horde and alliance factions in pvp and has no faction loyalty
11. The mercenary - a traitor to his chosen faction (currently mercs are horde players)
Im 10, im both horde and alaince in and outside of pvp
No. 4 made me laugh so hard. Afk Andy and the snowfall GY capper ones were very funny too.
My friend Drak is 100% the Team Player. So much so, he has pissed people off with how upbeat and encouraging he is.
U are an absolute genious,love the video man:)
I don't get the joke at like 5:30 or so, about the snowcap graveyard or whatever? I don't really PVP so could someone explain the joke?
You missed one types of PVPers. The teamspeak PVPers. They loggin on to Teamspeak or vent or discort, and queue up to a BG at the same time. They have calculated healers, DPS and tank, and a leader who will make orders. They win almost all of the BGs because the team on the other side is just formed with random people...
Hi, Can someone tell me what is the music in the background at the ganker part ? Thanks, nice video as usual nixxiom
HAH! Next time I see a non heal-spec queued as a healer, I'm definitely going to call him "Jotun"! It will very likely go completely over his head, but, I could always link this video to the dink, thanks for the video, Nixx!
Wasn' t The Battle of southshore something that happened during nixxioms rp Time?
man i remember i was so proud when i finally got a full set of pvp armor (it took a long ass time because im such a casual) and then an expansion immediately came out and i died a bit inside.
I still remember back in BC we had our roaming anti-gank squad flying over low level zones, swooping down after hearing about gankers in the area then just setting up a tent by their body. Make them humble.
Noobie2k7 back in bc hu..... you mean when you could only fly in outlands..... so much for low level protection
Definitely AFK Andy. Can’t help it that I get hungry as soon as I’m in a BG.
#8 killed me. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
I like how I'm watching all your videos yet don't even play this game. Good shit.
Very accurate and funny. Nice job!
Type 1 leads to Type 6 which finishes with Type 10.
9. We made arena team back in WotLK for the first time and friend even recorded all the matches. We lost and lost until we met some hunter duo who we managed to beat, twice! Oh the good times.
Number 5 Much love from a vanilla fan and soeone that apreciates that no one will understand our frustration
lol gotta love how dramatic he is with these descriptions.
You forgot #11: that guy who hits your alt in Hellfire Peninsula with a DOT and glides away while you plummet to the ground.