Milton Jones' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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  • A joke-packed compilation of The King of Puns - Milton Jones 👑 from almost every single episode of Mock The Week in which he makes an appearance. A true national treasure and one of the reasons the person writing this began their love for comedy (hence making the edit in the first place).
    00:00 - Health (Series 8, Episode 1)
    01:04 - Family (Series 9, Episode 1)
    02:52 - Travel (Series 10, Episode 1)
    04:19 - Entertainment (Series 10, Episode 4)
    05:37 - Food (Series 10, Episode 5)
    07:04 - Careers (Series 10, Episode 10)
    08:44 - Relatives (Series 11, Episode 2)
    09:58 - Nationality (Series 11, Episode 4)
    11:24 - Employment (Series 11, Episode 5)
    12:55 - Family (Series 11, Episode 8)
    14:29 - Entertainment (Series 14, Episode 2)
    15:48 - Work (Series 14, Episode 5)
    17:17 - Medicine (Series 14, Episode 7)
    18:29 - Transport (Series 14, Episode 11)
    19:56 - Music (Series 15, Episode 3)
    21:18 - Jobs (Series 15, Episode 6)
    23:04 - Shopping (Series 15, Episode 7)
    24:40 - Transport (Series 15, Episode 10)
    25:53 - Safety (Series 16, Episode 7)
    27:30 - School (Series 16, Episode 11)
    28:54 - Transport (Series 17, Episode 2)
    30:10 - History (Series 17, Episode 4)
    31:41 - Travel (Series 17, Episode 8)
    32:57 - Parenthood (Series 18, Episode 4)
    34:31 - Shopping (Series 18, Episode 6)
    35:38 - Communication (Series 18, Episode 10)
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  • @markglass9123
    @markglass9123 4 місяці тому +180

    I can enjoy hearing the same jokes from Milton at least as many times as his number of grandfathers.

    • @lisamccarthy6969
      @lisamccarthy6969 4 місяці тому +8

      Me too...😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AnneDowson-vp8lg
      @AnneDowson-vp8lg 4 місяці тому +7

      How many grandfather's does he have? I've tried to work it out, but I soon lost count.

    • @markglass9123
      @markglass9123 4 місяці тому +8

      @@AnneDowson-vp8lg The longer he keeps performing, the more new grandfathers he will describe. No other limit on the number that may yet emerge. Thankfully.

    • @JK-ox8vn
      @JK-ox8vn 3 місяці тому +4

      My other grandfather disagrees

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 4 місяці тому +132

    I think his “my other grandfather” routine is one of his best 😂

  • @jmcallion2071
    @jmcallion2071 3 місяці тому +148

    A great comedian who can do comedy without crude language!

  • @barryvyner1161
    @barryvyner1161 4 місяці тому +335

    There's amusing, there's funny, there's hilarious and then, several thousand feet above all of that is Milton Jones. Genius.

    • @ordinarybear7037
      @ordinarybear7037 4 місяці тому +3

      If you latin-ise it you willl see more in what is SAID !!
      Regards good One & All

    • @davidscott1052
      @davidscott1052 4 місяці тому +13

      Don't forget the other one liner king ..Gary Delaney

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 місяці тому +2

      Not funny

    • @tom.tom501
      @tom.tom501 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ordinarybear70370😊❤

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ordinarybear7037iloilo olOhio 3:15 >

  • @gordonmcmillan4709
    @gordonmcmillan4709 4 місяці тому +95

    "Downhill very quickly" is one of the cleverest things I've ever heard.

    • @universalfleece
      @universalfleece 3 місяці тому +2

      LOL..I just made this comment and then found your comment 👌🤣
      His greatest ever gag is his hangman joke in Lion Whisperer

    • @gordonmcmillan4709
      @gordonmcmillan4709 3 місяці тому +1

      @@universalfleece Ta, I'll go have a look.

    • @tomharrison1849
      @tomharrison1849 3 місяці тому +1

      I think you need to get out more.

    • @David-hq4lq
      @David-hq4lq 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@tomharrison1849 Iwas just about to type your exact words !

  • @bensheekey1399
    @bensheekey1399 4 місяці тому +131

    Love his deadpan delivery. The king of dad jokes

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 3 місяці тому +3

      I always felt sorry for the other's, standing there trying not to grit their teeth.

    • @KAF128
      @KAF128 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@MrDaiseymay actually, I've heard them say that Milton's material causes most delays in filming because the others can't stop laughing

    • @CasaErwin
      @CasaErwin 2 місяці тому +2

      When I first read this comment I thought it said "The king of bad jokes."

    • @movarvo1217
      @movarvo1217 2 місяці тому +1

      My 15 Yr old daughter does not concur....today's youth ehh..

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 2 місяці тому

      ​@@CasaErwinShould have gone to Specsavers, they do deaf aids as well now, thats true by the way.

  • @ivaneames4354
    @ivaneames4354 4 місяці тому +134

    I don't think any of his jokes will ever beat the absolute gem he did in one of the 'Scenes We'd Like to See':
    "This dish is so simple anyone can make it. You can't, Beatrice. Sorry, you can't beat rice!"
    Classic.

    • @AngelicusImmortus
      @AngelicusImmortus 4 місяці тому +14

      There is an outtake where Dara has lost his earpiece and makes a comment about getting old he thought he was getting deaf Milton says "you'll be losing your hair next" and Dara misses it but it gives Hugh the giggles.

    • @pwuk
      @pwuk 4 місяці тому +3

      They're all good, my favourite is "ABBAs greatest hits", something like unusual Christmas gifts .

  • @juancardona9440
    @juancardona9440 2 місяці тому +24

    The topic is safety….brilliant! 😂 I’m in the U.S. and never heard of Milton Jones before. He has the face of Al Bundy and the wit of Robin Williams. Absolutely genius!

    • @bl3df0rdays
      @bl3df0rdays 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes, he does have an Al Bundy look about him.

    • @NiToNi2002
      @NiToNi2002 Місяць тому

      Inspired by the great Steven Wright 😉

  • @ghomerhust
    @ghomerhust 4 місяці тому +98

    ive seen some of his open stand-up, and he weaves his one liners into a full blown story. milton is a brilliant comic!!

  • @goldenagenut
    @goldenagenut 2 місяці тому +20

    He has you laughing before telling the first joke, and the laughter doesn't stop! 😂

  • @loridancer9378
    @loridancer9378 3 місяці тому +23

    I like that the other comedians seem to relax a bit and just enjoy the heck out of Milton; he's like a treat for them 😊 🎉

  • @nonesterj8152
    @nonesterj8152 4 місяці тому +26

    Oh dear, I have a really bad cough and I shouldn’t have watched this. I’ve coughed so hard I can’t swallow. So funny 😂

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 4 місяці тому +88

    A comedy genius. He makes it look so easy.

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian 3 місяці тому +56

    The genius of Milton is all in the delivery.

    • @jestermoon
      @jestermoon 2 місяці тому +2

      35:45 💯 😂

    • @shanefoy3720
      @shanefoy3720 2 місяці тому +2

      His face helps, too 😂😂

    • @pdrg
      @pdrg 2 місяці тому +4

      Honestly I think most of it is in the material - a trove of great one-liners

    • @ordinarybear7037
      @ordinarybear7037 2 місяці тому +1

      No its the complete package.....

  • @aaronpincus6095
    @aaronpincus6095 4 місяці тому +54

    Milton's 'Call Back' to other comics jokes is hilarious. They don't show them here but we all know them.
    "Goes Strawberry' is my favorite.

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 4 місяці тому +6

      They're more 'quick-time~references' and you're not the flavour of the comedy night if you do them
      ...I speak from particular experience.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 4 місяці тому +7

      watched an Apollo special of his, laughed for 20 minutes straight. he tied his one liners together with silken thread, and then unleashed it on the audience. absolutely brilliant. to the people who don't get his comedy, it's more layers deep than you can comprehend.

    • @seanhuxter6724
      @seanhuxter6724 3 місяці тому +3

      “My uncle worked at the security desk at the o2 arena…”

  • @derekwoods4026
    @derekwoods4026 3 місяці тому +18

    I think his PE teacher bit had a hidden joke. He says, "being a PE teacher," then proceeds to grunt like an A PE.

  • @tompage6421
    @tompage6421 4 місяці тому +85

    Just like Tommy Cooper. Gets a laugh before he opens his mouth. Class. 👍🇬🇧

    • @derekday4832
      @derekday4832 2 місяці тому +3

      Tommy Cooper. Now there's a funny man who never corpsed on stage.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 2 місяці тому

      ​@@derekday4832he missed his last curtain call 😂

    • @Burnersforvanlife
      @Burnersforvanlife Місяць тому +1

      Compared to Tommy this guy is funny, but not as funny.

  • @comedyfish
    @comedyfish 3 місяці тому +23

    I first saw Milton at the comedy store like 30 years ago - he did that lard downhill joke and I’ve never forgotten it. One of the most amazing jokes I’ve ever heard even now.

    • @jfern1969
      @jfern1969 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes, that's the one joke I can never forget 😊

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 3 місяці тому +33

    The joke about his family of Jeans not getting into the nightclub was brilliant. I love the fact that he paused and let the audience assume that they knew the punchline, thinking it was going to "sorry, no jeans" and then he switched it up to "you're all wearing trainers" 😆😆😆

    • @hennersss
      @hennersss 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeja it's a very old technique, but a good one

  • @EponaDreams-AmbientDreamscapes
    @EponaDreams-AmbientDreamscapes 3 місяці тому +125

    Saw Milton at a comedy club around 10 years ago, and this joke cracked me up... After 9 days of walking to Torquay with my 7 year old nephew I suddenly realised that what he really wanted for his birthday was a walkie-talkie

  • @nicholasturton9267
    @nicholasturton9267 3 місяці тому +23

    One of his best jokes for me is the one where he took his wife to an orchard for her birthday only to find out what she really wanted was an apple watch

  • @universalfleece
    @universalfleece 3 місяці тому +19

    That downhill pretty quickly joke is one of the greatest ever 👌👌🤣🤣

  • @jonny5352
    @jonny5352 4 місяці тому +88

    Saw Milton a few years ago and he did a joke for a guy at the front in a wheelchair, he said did you hear about that pub that's only for people in wheelchairs? It's called the over developed arms lol.

    • @juskahusk2247
      @juskahusk2247 2 місяці тому

      His grandfather was a G.I. and in the RAF and was a submariner. After the war he opened a pub called The Combined Arms.

    • @cryptogcrypto
      @cryptogcrypto Місяць тому

      The guy thought it was wheelie good

    • @juskahusk2247
      @juskahusk2247 Місяць тому

      Did you hear about the pub with no chairs? It's called the Stand and De-Liver.

  • @gkm3838
    @gkm3838 4 місяці тому +62

    What a funny guy. I've never seen him before. Probably because I'm blind.

    • @AnneDowson-vp8lg
      @AnneDowson-vp8lg 4 місяці тому +12

      That's exactly his sense of humour.

    • @zorankp
      @zorankp 3 місяці тому +8

      You should see someone about that mate.

    • @adreenal
      @adreenal 3 місяці тому +7

      Christ! I didn’t see that one coming!

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 2 місяці тому

      I think you're bluffing about being blind,... Geddit ? Blindmans Bluff ah c'mon 😂

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 Місяць тому +1

      I see what you mean!

  • @CaptainSpock1701
    @CaptainSpock1701 4 місяці тому +28

    I can remember every single joke that he tells in this video... as he is busy telling them... Then it's gone!
    How he remembers all at the drop of a hat is beyond me!

    • @coolcat6103
      @coolcat6103 3 місяці тому

      Lmao he doesn’t!! It’s all scripted, everything is weeks in advance and he has tons of co writers…..how people think this live off the top of his head is beyond me

    • @tomharrison1849
      @tomharrison1849 3 місяці тому

      Rubbish ​@@coolcat6103

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 2 місяці тому

      ​@@coolcat6103Think you missed his point, he still has to remember them on the day, besides which I've seen him in Wales and he improvised all night. I think you're just projecting. 😅

    • @coolcat6103
      @coolcat6103 2 місяці тому

      @@biggusdickus5986 projecting what?

  • @INKI_teh_Rogue
    @INKI_teh_Rogue 2 місяці тому +7

    I love how everyone always focuses in for Milton 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SonnyCheung1
    @SonnyCheung1 4 місяці тому +32

    Imagine getting your first opportunity to do the standup challenge and your opponent is Milton Jones...

  • @johnwickenden5643
    @johnwickenden5643 3 місяці тому +18

    Best comedian I've ever heard, brilliant delivery, incredible jokes, and I like the fact they're clean. Well done ! Much appreciated.

  • @mattdl1983
    @mattdl1983 4 місяці тому +35

    Every time he steps up, the audience are giggling in anticipation and he never fails to deliver.

    • @Scribble336
      @Scribble336 4 місяці тому

      Taped laughter.😂

    • @worstuserever
      @worstuserever 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Scribble336Not true, live audience right there in the studio.

    • @Scribble336
      @Scribble336 4 місяці тому

      @@worstuserever I get that but nearly all TV shows have taped laughter even with audiences.

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Scribble336that would be interesting why they only do it for Milton.
      I know about QI that Jimmy Car said that the audience there laughed so much that people at home think it's a laugh track but it isn't. Life audience laughs more than homeviewers would expect.

    • @astrecks
      @astrecks 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Scribble336 British audiences don't need prompting with taped laughter! That's a US thing.

  • @ianstewart6021
    @ianstewart6021 4 місяці тому +34

    I love the reactions of the other comedians laughing. What a class act!

  • @Bigkevy1970
    @Bigkevy1970 4 місяці тому +31

    Love Milton Jones. Absolute genius!!

  • @JK-ox8vn
    @JK-ox8vn 3 місяці тому +11

    Always gets a laugh simply for walking to the microphone. Because punters know he's funny.

    • @Sequekhan
      @Sequekhan 2 місяці тому +1

      Could also be the wild static hair style and stare combo

  • @user-jn1ot1db5p
    @user-jn1ot1db5p 4 місяці тому +64

    Russel Howard looks on thinking I could never be this funny … and Russell you are correct

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 3 місяці тому +9

    The hosepipe ban hit us hard - lol

  • @dabedwards
    @dabedwards 3 місяці тому +17

    The master of the dry left field gag. When I saw him in Glasgow, he apologised that he had not had time to change because he had only just arrived from the train station. He was wearing a magician's cloak and a turban with a large ostrich feather.

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 2 місяці тому +6

    i love how he makes Ed Gamble both panic & break in the prat fall for "safety"

  • @danielblaxill7649
    @danielblaxill7649 4 місяці тому +19

    You know you have it when the crowd laughs before you even open your mouth. Pure genius

  • @mariocurtis2208
    @mariocurtis2208 3 місяці тому +13

    Every other comedian gives Milton total respect, because his humour is just so funny. For me I am imagining the 'set up' actually happening - hide and seek in the oven! 😂

  • @scottlarocca
    @scottlarocca 4 місяці тому +26

    25:54 Milton's response to "Safety" is priceless 😂

  • @user-jw8ec1ug1z
    @user-jw8ec1ug1z 3 місяці тому +10

    You are a comedic genius. Wonderful. Thank you for making me chuckle

  • @gullybull-rx2ng
    @gullybull-rx2ng 4 місяці тому +19

    I DONT KNOW HOW HIS BRAIN WORKS BUT ITS GENIUS

  • @matthewmason3316
    @matthewmason3316 2 місяці тому +6

    Just come across this.
    It's absolutely brilliant.
    Very clever and very funny.
    Not rude and no swearing , how rare is that.
    Proves a point, though, doesn't it!!!

  • @keefsmiff
    @keefsmiff 4 місяці тому +21

    it's the lard gag that gets me every time pmsl

  • @ShakilAhmed-qd3vc
    @ShakilAhmed-qd3vc 3 місяці тому +12

    I have watched this numerous times, this guy is superb, straight faced! Mr Milton you are one of a kind,keep it up! Bless you and your Entire Family and All the One's from The Auctioneering Background, Over there,there,!

  • @tomellis4750
    @tomellis4750 2 місяці тому +13

    Lovely to see the other comedians appreciate a master at work.

  • @johnsutherland6808
    @johnsutherland6808 3 місяці тому +6

    I love this guy, he could read the phone book and have me in tears, in fact I'm half pished and half way there, so talented, pure dead, brilliant

  • @daevanpatel4207
    @daevanpatel4207 2 місяці тому +2

    Milton is the only comedian who is worth this comment hats off hands down he always makes me laugh . Thank you Milton Jones 😂😂

  • @soullessbunny666
    @soullessbunny666 4 місяці тому +11

    He doesn't even have to say anything and I'm laughing!

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 3 місяці тому +8

    Love the P.E. teacher gag, particularly as my P.E. tutor was also a Geography tutor.

    • @newforestpixie5297
      @newforestpixie5297 2 місяці тому

      so was our schools’ girls’ - Miss Mennie . i saw her after 30 years & she hadn’t changed. ( that’s a joke possibly but she wasn’t smelly…) 🙄

  • @Golo1949
    @Golo1949 4 місяці тому +10

    Believe it i have never heard of this guy, he is BRILLIANT. Definitely be looking out for him in the future.

    • @Hereford1642
      @Hereford1642 3 місяці тому +6

      Go searching for his radio series as broadcast on radio 4.

    • @diannebrook7183
      @diannebrook7183 2 місяці тому

      I'm currently listening to his podcast series 😅😅😅

  • @remaincalm2
    @remaincalm2 2 місяці тому +3

    Milton is best watched on UA-cam because if you're not laughing after hearing a punchline you can keep rewinding by 5 seconds until the penny drops. The issue is usually with the user, not the equipment. 😂 I love this guy's humour, clever play on words and imagination. It's still true that you don't need vulgarity or profanity to make people belly laugh.

  • @ryanhenro7649
    @ryanhenro7649 4 місяці тому +19

    Never gets old 😂...brilliant stuff !!

  • @ianhowlett4682
    @ianhowlett4682 4 місяці тому +12

    6:56 Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels is my all-time favourite joke!

  • @OldMod67
    @OldMod67 4 місяці тому +8

    Never watched Mock The Week. This guy's one liners are amazing!

  • @smithasureshholisticnutrit6287
    @smithasureshholisticnutrit6287 4 місяці тому +7

    Thanks for this...golden!!!

  • @leonboois5414
    @leonboois5414 4 місяці тому +12

    I have no idea how this clip appeared in my video feed, but I have been enjoying it since this morning before going off to work! What a serendipitous find! My favourite was the mother telling the kids that a train was coming. On a different note, where did he buy all those psychedelic outfits of the hippie and disco eras?

  • @ridefast0
    @ridefast0 4 місяці тому +20

    Milton Jones and Tim Vine would make a great show!

  • @MATT-xv4bh
    @MATT-xv4bh 3 місяці тому +7

    Me wife and I nearly cacked ourselves laughing last night.

  • @rootytuners
    @rootytuners 4 місяці тому +20

    The “O2 security guard” gag doesn’t make sense without the rest of the show.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 4 місяці тому +7

      his real gift is those long running gags. his actual shows will tie early jokes to the later ones in very clever ways. he's one of the best one-liner comedians out there. absolutely brilliant.

    • @Mayaman67
      @Mayaman67 4 місяці тому +9

      That's why I didn't get it

  • @1710brett
    @1710brett 4 місяці тому +15

    I love Milton jones he's hilarious

  • @streetsoundselectro124
    @streetsoundselectro124 4 місяці тому +19

    How's your lucky pencil case now then! Still makes me laugh

  • @rxb364
    @rxb364 3 місяці тому +7

    That was a great compilation of videos! ❤

  • @thomasbrown7845
    @thomasbrown7845 4 місяці тому +27

    And clean. Proves you don't need vulgarity or nastiness.

    • @stephenfennell
      @stephenfennell 4 місяці тому +4

      Yep, absolutely true. I've always noticed that with him.

    • @AnneDowson-vp8lg
      @AnneDowson-vp8lg 4 місяці тому +7

      This is so true. Never swears. Him and Bill Bailey are about the only ones who don't.

    • @peterrhodes9209
      @peterrhodes9209 3 місяці тому +3

      Tim Vine

    • @chrispetersen3151
      @chrispetersen3151 2 місяці тому

      Fuck that bullshit.

    • @gwauk205
      @gwauk205 2 місяці тому

      It’s fu@king hilarious isn’t it…

  • @williamdeluce5466
    @williamdeluce5466 4 місяці тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂😂

  • @257ian
    @257ian 4 місяці тому +11

    Milton is brilliant 😂

  • @catherinewilliams3850
    @catherinewilliams3850 4 місяці тому +9

    The amazing mind of Milton, love this guy he's so quick with these one, liners on' 'Mock the week'.

  • @liamrowbotham2069
    @liamrowbotham2069 3 місяці тому +10

    This guy is so clever and downright hilarious hes like our generation of tommy cooper him and tim vine are unique

  • @harri2626
    @harri2626 4 місяці тому +20

    Truly brilliant, and not one swear word.

  • @jimgilmore7391
    @jimgilmore7391 13 днів тому

    Truly brilliant. A genius of stand up!

  • @malcolmdale9607
    @malcolmdale9607 3 місяці тому +11

    And not a single swear-word. Proof that you don't have to be obscene to be funny.

  • @briannewman9285
    @briannewman9285 3 місяці тому +10

    His effortless humor reminds me of Robin Williams when RW wasn’t snorting coke.

  • @temuridev
    @temuridev 4 місяці тому +15

    Legend.

  • @DavidMartin-gx8yl
    @DavidMartin-gx8yl Місяць тому

    Undoubtedly one of the best one liners comedians of all time. 😂👍

  • @NaomiCook-vs2gl
    @NaomiCook-vs2gl 8 днів тому

    This was one of the best stand-up routines I've seen in a while! Keep it up!

  • @gwae48
    @gwae48 3 місяці тому +2

    killing me. 🤪🤣 Best laugh in years.

  • @Plateaudweller
    @Plateaudweller 4 місяці тому +14

    Milton is awesome. So deep.

  • @m.brizzy5407
    @m.brizzy5407 2 місяці тому +7

    It's a pity that Milton's delivery cannot be transferred to British rail, then all the trains would have perfect timing.

    • @brianvaughan2312
      @brianvaughan2312 Місяць тому

      He was Bob monkhouses favourite. That's saying something.. 😂😂

  • @FunTuberpro
    @FunTuberpro 4 місяці тому +2

    Love this

  • @michaeldillon3113
    @michaeldillon3113 4 місяці тому +5

    I would love to see Milton in conversation with Tim Vine 🙂.A one liner off ! Surreal to say the least 😅.

  • @RE7Hazuki
    @RE7Hazuki 4 місяці тому +8

    My fave joke I tell people all the time is the lad on grandfathers back - going down hill quickly 😂

    • @truerosie
      @truerosie 4 місяці тому +7

      Lard mate, lard.

    • @RE7Hazuki
      @RE7Hazuki 2 місяці тому

      @@truerosie yes. Damned fat fingers.

  • @waynemitchell1076
    @waynemitchell1076 3 місяці тому +1

    Some new stuff from Milton. Nice 👍

  • @jswaggart01
    @jswaggart01 3 місяці тому +2

    Milton is my hero. He’s a funny guy but I really like his fashion choices.

  • @andyprada2767
    @andyprada2767 2 місяці тому

    Fantastic ... well done!

  • @user-wp5ix9hy8c
    @user-wp5ix9hy8c 4 місяці тому +8

    He is a good funny man i like his
    One liners absolutely fantastic 😊

  • @adotopp1865
    @adotopp1865 3 місяці тому

    Brilliant!😄

  • @ifstatementifstatement2704
    @ifstatementifstatement2704 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is too good LOL LOL

  • @jimharris9354
    @jimharris9354 5 днів тому +1

    He's the best.

  • @sprognosisj8924
    @sprognosisj8924 4 місяці тому +1

    Awesome!

  • @disposablehero4911
    @disposablehero4911 4 місяці тому +4

    That SAS question joke is so dang smart...and funny.

  • @goldenoriolesilverbirch8220
    @goldenoriolesilverbirch8220 4 місяці тому +2

    I actually laughed out loud. Brilliant.

  • @Quito266
    @Quito266 Місяць тому

    Just brilliant.

  • @malcolmclarke3033
    @malcolmclarke3033 3 місяці тому +8

    The man is a genius with words and expressions.

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 3 місяці тому +2

    A genius of comedy and he always cracks me up.. Brilliant ;-)

  • @biffclifford8944
    @biffclifford8944 4 місяці тому

    Thanks million I nearly pissed my sofa listening to you

  • @michaelhawthorne8696
    @michaelhawthorne8696 16 днів тому

    Old school comedy but no bad language..... great to hear....👌

  • @ianhowlett4682
    @ianhowlett4682 4 місяці тому +4

    8:55 I’m just going to pop upstairs - now that’s a good joke!!!

  • @thisisanfield7085
    @thisisanfield7085 2 місяці тому

    Great improviser not just a great comedian. Legend

  • @AmyWinehouse9and14.
    @AmyWinehouse9and14. 4 місяці тому +5

    "I'm going to skip a bit now" Lol

  • @46metube
    @46metube 4 місяці тому +3

    one of the best stand-up complications ive ever scene.

  • @TheForgotten__1
    @TheForgotten__1 4 місяці тому

    Mentally remembering and stealing these 😂