Sooooooo many gems here. Gary and Milton (in particular) are fantastic. This is 80 minutes of (mostly) comedic brilliance. Thanks for putting this together!
I really like Stewart's delivery. It sound more like a narrative than a series of one liners for some reason. All three of them are equally brilliant though.
@@usercarefree44He’s got some good ones. As it happens, I’m making a list of jokes that I can use on my friends from this video and Milton’s jokes are filling up the list!
Gary Delaney is so brilliant. I particularly love watching the reaction of other comedians to his jokes, you can really see how much professional comics appreciate his work
wish i knew what episode the JOBS segment was from, with Milton, about 55 minutes in, cuz the other comedian is wearing the old american bdu military uniform that i wore back in the day. i dont remember seeing him on all the youtube episodes ive found (227 of them, maybe im just dumb and forgot that one?) literally the 3 kings of one-liners! i was weeping before the halfway point from laughter! love these guys!
I saw Milton Jones in the early 90’s at the Comedy Store in London with my girlfriend who had just moved in with me. Milton asked ‘who has cats?’….before I could stop her she shouted out and put her hand up….she was mortified when Milton replied ‘your house smells’ 😂
@gillmanningscox9662 there are entire episodes worth of Frankie 'to hot for air' material. My absolute favourite just brought filming to a standstill the panelist the audience everyone was in stitches Frankie in his glory 'scenes we would like to see' things you won't hear on points of view… I watched queer eye for a straight guy, so I made friends with some gay lads I thought they would give me fashion tips ALL they did was bum me 😆 🤣 😂 all the comedians cracked up and the audience didn't stop long enough for anyone to try to follow it was sheer Frankie being a comedic genius I wish I could do it justice but it's on UA-cam somewhere it's so so funny the reactions are priceless Dara telling Frankie you cross a line sand your off the beach into tropical tundra (someone trys to continue) Dara's no no let's just take a minute with what Frankie gifted us. I don't know why he left but he was missed!
All three guys are absolute geniuses, and the only reason I ever watched Mock The Week. Dairy O'Brain was just impossible for me to understand, and with everything he ever said finishing in "eerrrmmm", he did my head in.
Milton wins for me-he’s original and great puns. He’s so clean and innocent, he didn’t snigger when he joked about leaving the back door open- Jimmy Carr couldn’t have resisted. Stewart francis’ delivery is great- so calm and laidback.
Gary tells one about the confusion between a dentist and a gynaecologist. Tiff Stevenson was wearing the same gree dress as in 58:00 and I thought she was going to wet herself.
Well I wanted to watch, but after about 1/2 a second, we had 2 ads. I'm not going to bother trying to watch the rest, because from previous videos, 5 minutes is the length of video before the ads.
I totally see why the audience cracks up laughing once Milton walks out.....before he says a single word im already laughing.
Sooooooo many gems here. Gary and Milton (in particular) are fantastic. This is 80 minutes of (mostly) comedic brilliance. Thanks for putting this together!
I really like Stewart's delivery. It sound more like a narrative than a series of one liners for some reason. All three of them are equally brilliant though.
Cant stand Milton
Gary and Stewart are funny, Milton just isn’t.
@@usercarefree44He’s got some good ones. As it happens, I’m making a list of jokes that I can use on my friends from this video and Milton’s jokes are filling up the list!
Stewart, Gary, Milton.
I nearly died from laughing in the front row of a Stewart Francis gig, to the point where he asked if I was okay
He is superb
He told me to f*** off😅
Agree. I watched him live on his into the punset tour. Non stop laughter! 👌🏼
Cash you imagine them on the same bill. You’d be in pain by the end.
Tbh, I feel like Milton and Stewart are just better than Gary. Not by a lot but it’s noticeable to me.
I could listen to all three of these guys for hours! Thanks for compiling a video featuring all of my three faves! 👍👏👏🤣🤣
Pleasure is all ours 🕺🏻
@@JokesOnUsOfficial Thanks again! Terrific channel! 👏👏
Ditto
@@JesterPickeringThey're great! 😊
Abso Freakin Lutely!! Thank you all for compiling this! ❤
Why is "he popped" one of the things that made me laugh the hardest the entire compilation?! 😂
"my other grandfather!" I quote this with my dad all the time
To be fair, it could just be that his grandmother was a slag.
Gary Delaney is so brilliant. I particularly love watching the reaction of other comedians to his jokes, you can really see how much professional comics appreciate his work
He's one of my favourite comedians! I went to see him last year in Sheffield
Take A Moment
Relax and enjoy the genius in the room 🎉😂 3:27 😂
3:49 Frankie laughing is so funny
He's so funny. I love dark humor and he nails it.
But there not his jokes
Making Frankie laugh must be the holy grail for comedians!
Proud to say I've now seen all 3 of these live. All still perfectly on point.
That's the best 80 minutes I've spent in an age😂.
Thank you fir sharing.
Stewart Francis was born to deliver cracking one-liners.
OMG I JUST DISCOVRED this show!! LMFAO I AM Roaring!!! Brilliant!!
Oh My Buddha, this is GOLD. Thank you so much, I'm headed for hospital now, with a busted gut.
Anyone else have to go to bed but just keep saying I'll just watch one more?
Goodnight!
Nice to have a mix of three styles. I only knew Milton when I clicked (in USA) thanks for posting it
Repeated all the way through on a loop . Great comedians!!!🎉❤
Love these comedians, one liners *chefs kiss, my favourite type of joke, Milton Jones edges it for me, only just though
Brilliant funny.....love one liners.
..sarcasm at its best.....lovely 😅 Stewart Francis funny funny guy 😅😅😅
I saw a one-liner comedian the other night - shortest gig I've ever been to.
I couldn't hear any of his gags!
😂😂 11:05
Don't Give up your day job
I'm nicking the Tetris joke for work next week. Thanks for posting, cheered me up.
Just don't tell it to anyone who knows that the creator is still alive, lol
Stewart Francis is the king. Seen him loads live in the past and always fantastic.
Seem him once he was very good
and clearly makes Andy Parsons insanely jealous .. the fella doesn't even bother to pretend he thinks Francis is funny
My favourite Stewart Francis joke wasn’t in there.
“I got fired from my job as a math teacher. I don’t know why; I always gave 110%”
Mine is “I failed Chemistry because the teacher and I just didn’t have any……..rapport…”
That's why he preferred the french teacher 😅 you missed half the joke@@willdenoble1898
@@willdenoble1898I think the clever thing is it ties with getting on with the French teacher part
@@skyblazeeterno that too!
Thanks for this compilation, these three are precisely my favourite one-liner comedians together with Tim Vine.
I too easily forget the joy of one liner comics. Pissed myself at points.
wish i knew what episode the JOBS segment was from, with Milton, about 55 minutes in, cuz the other comedian is wearing the old american bdu military uniform that i wore back in the day. i dont remember seeing him on all the youtube episodes ive found (227 of them, maybe im just dumb and forgot that one?)
literally the 3 kings of one-liners! i was weeping before the halfway point from laughter! love these guys!
Series 15, Episode 6 👍 Hope that helps
All brilliant comedians. I love one-liners and puns.
All the guys here are first class - congratulations 👏👏👏
All three are great, but there's something special about Stewart Fracis's delivery that has him first for me
Wipe the slate clean😂😂😂 i creased with laughing
What am I going to do with two dead dogs! 😂😂
I went to buy a Christmas tree, the guy said you gonna put it up yourself? I said no I was thinking the living room 😂😂😂
I've watched this so many times and I anticipate watching it many more.
Anyone who can make Frankie Boyle laugh like a little kid has to be good 😃
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Right?!?!?!
It’s like the MOTW version of 8OO10C, with Joe Wilkinson cracking up Sean Lock (RIP).
What bit is it?
Definitely lad😅😅😅
Why?
Really needed a good laugh- thanks 😂😅😊
They are all great.
Big up all three! Love mock the week!
the only one liner missing from this video is TIM VINE he can come up with some bloody good ones that are outside the box
Or in a box itself lol
Agree that Tim Vine is another great one-liner, but I don't think he ever appeared on Mock the Week
@@frankhooper7871 You are right, he hasn't sadly. Said he's not good enough and turned the appearance down
I definitely seen him on one episode @@frankhooper7871
Sorry correction... thinking of a different guy..
All three of them are fantastic ❤
This cured my depression 😂
I wish I could memorize all of these one liners. All 3 are just so funny.
"I was shown into the Phoenix Hall, which wasn't there in my day." Comedic gold!
Gary Delaney just spits gold after gold after gold. So so good
His jokes have all been used before by other comedians.
Personally, I like Stewart the best. His delivery is unmatched. If we could get Gary write stuff for him, it would be perfect.
I saw Stewart Francis perform live and then Milton Jones the very next night.
The Fringe is a wonderful festival
I saw Milton Jones in the early 90’s at the Comedy Store in London with my girlfriend who had just moved in with me. Milton asked ‘who has cats?’….before I could stop her she shouted out and put her hand up….she was mortified when Milton replied ‘your house smells’ 😂
Lol
A great compilation, thank you :)
Gary- raunchy n shocky, Stewart- punny dad jokes, Milton- mix of both simultaneously and with amazing impressions, honestly he's the most versatile.
I just love the way Milton Jones thinks! ET = and. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I particularly like his ABBA's greatest hits gag
Stewart Francis! How I miss him. The best, no doubt. Love Milton as a close 2nd. Gary's excellent too but I haven't warmed to him as much.
Milton Jones is number one in my opinion. Absolutely brilliant
They holbicity 😂
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t!”
love Milton Jones🤣🤣
Stewart Francis! Brilliant!
50:02 wow we never get mentioned on nothing, class! Lol
I miss Mock the Week especially the Frankie years
Me too. Frankie Boyle was best
@gillmanningscox9662 there are entire episodes worth of Frankie 'to hot for air' material. My absolute favourite just brought filming to a standstill the panelist the audience everyone was in stitches Frankie in his glory 'scenes we would like to see' things you won't hear on points of view… I watched queer eye for a straight guy, so I made friends with some gay lads I thought they would give me fashion tips ALL they did was bum me 😆 🤣 😂 all the comedians cracked up and the audience didn't stop long enough for anyone to try to follow it was sheer Frankie being a comedic genius I wish I could do it justice but it's on UA-cam somewhere it's so so funny the reactions are priceless Dara telling Frankie you cross a line sand your off the beach into tropical tundra (someone trys to continue) Dara's no no let's just take a minute with what Frankie gifted us. I don't know why he left but he was missed!
Totally agree!
They were the best years
It’s insane how quickly they recall their bits from their standup and associate it with the topics on the board
You do realise they _pick_ the topics on the board before the show starts, right?
...and then they have rehearsals?
Please don't walk through life showing gullibility like this.
Thank you!
Gary, Milton then Stewart. All awesome
I gotta go Milton, Stewart, then Gary. But I laughed at all of them.
4:24 Either someone let a seal loose in the studio or Jimmy Carr found that joke really funny 😁
That’s be Frankie but I get the joke 😂
Jimmy is my favorite comedian, Frankie is 2nd (and who used to write for Jimmy before he blew up).
Gary Delaney is a legend. Saw his show a year ago, my ribs still ache!
Milton is on top for me, he just cracks me up every time
Gary all the way 👍👍
Milton for me 😂
Love this!
Love 1 liners
"My car should be good, I've left it parked in a place called Bus Lane," is genius.
My parking is good. I came back to my car to find a leaflet. Fine parking.
Josh Widdecombe and Russell Howard are both like 'ah so thats what funny is'.
Ouch...but yeah I can imagine their fanbase is based on them looking cute
All three guys are absolute geniuses, and the only reason I ever watched Mock The Week. Dairy O'Brain was just impossible for me to understand, and with everything he ever said finishing in "eerrrmmm", he did my head in.
55:12 Best joke in the whole video for me
Excellent
Nice Brilliant 😂
Stewart Francis is criminally underrated
Never heard of Gary before he had some great jokes in there. All were good in slightly different ways
That joke about the Israeli roommate was halirious. A lot of them were reluctant to clap.
Great selection thank you!
Great one
There's only one winner here and that's the viewers.
All 3 are great, but for me, most favourite to least would be: Gary, Stewart, Milton.
I miss this show.
There has been nothing like it since they stopped it.
Gary delayed wins it for jokes. But Milton jones is hillarious with his looks and silly Ness
If you like more one-liners, check out Steven Wright and Emo Philips.
Mitch Hedberg.
Tim Vine
Gary is most consistent, Stewart had the highest peaks (the school bit...omg), and Milton is the most creative. Everybody wins.
Class
Used to watch this in my 20s with my ex best mate whilst getting high. Man I miss those days.
Milton wins for me-he’s original and great puns. He’s so clean and innocent, he didn’t snigger when he joked about leaving the back door open- Jimmy Carr couldn’t have resisted. Stewart francis’ delivery is great- so calm and laidback.
The one thing I miss about TV during COVID was NO VOICE BOX LAUGHTER. The programs were so much better for anyone with an IQ over 80.
Milton , different league
Anyone remember a kids tv presenter in the 80s called Stu Francis who looked like a younger version of Stewart Francis but was English not American?
He could crush a grape........
Canadian, please.
Gary tells one about the confusion between a dentist and a gynaecologist. Tiff Stevenson was wearing the same gree dress as in 58:00 and I thought she was going to wet herself.
Stewart Francis is an absolute genius
4:35 It's nice that they used a photo of Milton's actual family.
You know you've made it in comedy when the audience laughs before you even say anything.
Milton is on another level
great
11:58 best 3 one-liners back to back ☠️
Gary Delany is sheer genius sometimes
Big stew with dumplings 😅
Milton is the best of them, the others are funny, but he's always the best at word play
I think you can see the actor part of him because he wanted to be an actor originally iirc
Well I wanted to watch, but after about 1/2 a second, we had 2 ads.
I'm not going to bother trying to watch the rest, because from previous videos, 5 minutes is the length of video before the ads.
You can, as I do, pay to have no ads….. your free will
WOT? Schadenfreude??? I had no idea it made its way into the English language.😮
All 3 are great but sorry, Milton is the best. 👌