Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 15 Cut)

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  • @jamiejp4007
    @jamiejp4007 2 роки тому +109

    "Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl" 🤣

  • @allenschofield8500
    @allenschofield8500 Рік тому +178

    I'm a 73 year old Canadian and I just finished watching this. It was hysterical! I love the BBC and I watch shows here on UA-cam, but I also subscribe to Acorn TV which is the BBC in Canada. Some great series in there. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed watching this particular video, I am in awe of the quick wit and great humour. It was nice to just have tears of joy, Thanks very much!

    • @ryanmunn4245
      @ryanmunn4245 Рік тому +2

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    • @ryanmunn4245
      @ryanmunn4245 Рік тому

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    • @ryanmunn4245
      @ryanmunn4245 Рік тому

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    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates Рік тому +1

      He doesn't do much in this compilation, but Dara is touring Canada next month.

    • @scotthodgins7975
      @scotthodgins7975 Рік тому +1

      ​@DevinGates dang it... not one of those dates is near me.

  • @kiwi_sodas
    @kiwi_sodas Рік тому +230

    The way Hugh just stands there for a second after making his jokes always kills me.

  • @WilfulFox
    @WilfulFox 3 роки тому +225

    Gotta say, Milton Jones hits different for me; his surrealist jokes are just so creative and often unexpected :)

    • @SMHman666
      @SMHman666 2 роки тому +20

      Nathan Hahaha, you just never know what's going to come out of his mouth. Makes you laugh and then laugh again at the direction he's taken you.

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo Рік тому +16

      Yes, he's really got an eye for detail
      - said the lighthouse keeper 😂😂😂

    • @juliejohnson2635
      @juliejohnson2635 Рік тому +6

      I love Milton. So nutty. ❤️

    • @Beardatron
      @Beardatron Рік тому +3

      Saw him live about 8 years ago supported by James Acaster, the whole night was a wall to wall laugh fest

  • @JS-pondering_reality
    @JS-pondering_reality 5 років тому +122

    Thank You Milton, "you cant beatrice" is one of the funniest moments in all the series

  • @gaztopia1
    @gaztopia1 7 років тому +191

    Milton Jones - his one liners always get me!! Beatrice!!!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 років тому +11

      ''it doesn't matter how many pastries...Past Tries...you had....'' Weight Watchers

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +4

      “Sorry, did I interrupt you?”

    • @pwuk
      @pwuk 3 роки тому +5

      Abba's greatest hits, its a real killer

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater Рік тому +2

      "Welcome to the bakery!" and "How's your lucky pencil case NOW?"

  • @imperielgenecist1317
    @imperielgenecist1317 7 років тому +186

    WHICH OF ONE OF THESE IS A WINSTON CHURCHILL QUOTE
    A) WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES
    B) GOD I LOVE THESE PEACHES
    C) IM BEING ATTACKED BY LEECHES

    • @erenyeager6015
      @erenyeager6015 6 років тому +13

      Which of these is a Winston Churchill quote?
      A) We will fight them on the beaches!!
      B) God damn I love these peaches
      C) I'm being attacked by leeches
      D) Oh Oh Oh YES YES OHHHHH I love these bitches

    • @mindlessgonzoalt
      @mindlessgonzoalt  3 роки тому +16

      D) (incoherent, whiskey-fueled ramblings ending in Rule Britannia.)

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +10

      E) I HATE MAKING THESE SPEECHES

    • @TheBloodsuger150
      @TheBloodsuger150 3 роки тому

      C) God damn I love these cigars

    • @snicketylemony
      @snicketylemony Місяць тому +1

      I think about this joke at least once a week. it haunts me to never know what he would have said

  • @DogZy9
    @DogZy9 8 років тому +799

    Hugh Dennis is an absolute comedy powerhouse! Love his jokes.

    • @readwatchwritewrite174
      @readwatchwritewrite174 7 років тому +7

      DogZy I met him

    • @maartendekroon267
      @maartendekroon267 6 років тому +4

      Hugh Dennis is the only reason I hesitate to put on SWLT... he's horrifyingly NOT funny

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 6 років тому +31

      He can be very funny without being rude or swearing or using jokes that cross the line not that I don't like stuff like that its just Hugh can make the mundane funny

    • @graemestarkey7524
      @graemestarkey7524 6 років тому +6

      Painfully unfunny - and often predictable.

    • @sillysongs19
      @sillysongs19 6 років тому +11

      This format really plays to his strengths

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 Рік тому +58

    "Goddamn, I love these peaches!" - Winston Churchill

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 Рік тому +12

    I love Miilton Keynes. I've been following him for years and have even been lucy enough to have meet him on a couple of occations. He's a really lovely bloke and was very generous with his time time. The Man is a absolute legend and a very funny aswell.

    • @sueaustin1382
      @sueaustin1382 11 місяців тому +5

      Milton Keynes? Lols! Milton Jones! 😅

    • @la.uralox
      @la.uralox 9 місяців тому +5

      MILTON KEYNES HAHAHA

    • @howdj
      @howdj 7 місяців тому +1

      Does Milton Keynes know Lucy?

  • @paragonjones13
    @paragonjones13 6 років тому +79

    23:26 I love how the audience cracks at the set-up and make Gary laugh as he hits the punchline. Quali'y.

    • @brianvaughan2312
      @brianvaughan2312 10 місяців тому

      Still very funny and relevant too polical and hard hitting for the woke leftist bbc to keep going .not to say another channel couldn't pick it up and run with it. It would be a smash for sure.

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 років тому +17

    “I’ve been in this cupboard for bloody ages” 😂

  • @shirleykeeldar9662
    @shirleykeeldar9662 6 років тому +89

    Look, Iggle Piggle! It's the Ninky-Nonk! *sighs* Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl.

    • @rockhard6666
      @rockhard6666 4 роки тому +12

      One of the best of all, I laugh everytime I see it

    • @Walls2008
      @Walls2008 3 роки тому +5

      And Dara LOSES it.....

    • @OleViggoBallund
      @OleViggoBallund 8 місяців тому

      😊crying in the rain ​@@rockhard6666

    • @milobiddle
      @milobiddle 7 місяців тому

      Bro we have ears

    • @JamieFurlong
      @JamieFurlong 6 місяців тому

      ​@@rockhard6666 it is THE best imo

  • @ZacharyFineour
    @ZacharyFineour 5 років тому +64

    "Hey Optimus Prime! How about transforming this box of shit into a decent script?"
    That was great 😂

  • @spakkakiwi1
    @spakkakiwi1 6 років тому +27

    Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markt1387
      @markt1387 3 роки тому

      Hahaha, my Son and I are always repeating this gag😂

  • @biggiecheese4400
    @biggiecheese4400 7 років тому +279

    James Acaster is one f the funniest people I've seen. Such a great young talent about real comedy, not unfunny bs.

    • @Harry-tj6bl
      @Harry-tj6bl 7 років тому +26

      He has genuinely been in every situation you can think of. His classic scrapes on josh widdicombe's podcast are asolutely hilarious

    • @melissawright1979
      @melissawright1979 6 років тому +9

      I have a huge crush on him

    • @daffyboy802
      @daffyboy802 Рік тому

      He really is shit. He tries to hard, which kills his humor

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but he killed that peach joke badly. The first was funny. The repeats were just fake laugh.

    • @Starkiller5121
      @Starkiller5121 Рік тому +2

      He's funny because you do not expect the stuff he comes up with. They're funny because they're such dumb jokes.😂

  • @time2change998
    @time2change998 2 роки тому +16

    So sorry to hear the end of mock the week. Comedy has a way of lighting reality. Thanks.

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 7 років тому +498

    I love watching the other comedians lose it comletely when someone comes out with a really good joke

    • @brisingr2313
      @brisingr2313 4 роки тому +41

      The only better moments are when they can immediately build off of each other’s jokes

    • @tomellis487
      @tomellis487 Рік тому +6

      They all have a sense of humour.

  • @gyped
    @gyped 8 років тому +97

    Milton's beat rice joke killed!!!

  • @Mark-uq6mv
    @Mark-uq6mv Рік тому +47

    It’s a dam shame they cancelled this program, I miss seeing all of the fantastic comedians on the regular who were in it

    • @bobsmith12345
      @bobsmith12345 10 місяців тому

      so true! back when they had actual comedians on panel shows

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 7 років тому +60

    I love the "QUICK SHOW ANDY MURRAY LAUGHING HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM SHOW HIM LAUGHING" segments

  • @gunnarelisigurjonsson2587
    @gunnarelisigurjonsson2587 Рік тому +3

    Milton having a go at Andy is just 😂 Andy and Kim are also just ❤

  • @adeheys9661
    @adeheys9661 8 років тому +50

    I've been in this bloody cupboard for ages. That was so funny.

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 7 років тому +1

      Adrian Heys Ikr 😂😂 I loved that

  • @miguelurdaci7884
    @miguelurdaci7884 Рік тому +20

    59:59 - Sara's brilliant cocked up joke deserved more from the editor, who seemed intent on highlighting the glum faces, despite the laughter in the room

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 Рік тому +2

      I feel like the "childcare" bit wasn't meant to be there, the previous line seemed like the punchline but nobody really caught on. Kinda sucks cos it was a good joke tbh

    • @miguelurdaci7884
      @miguelurdaci7884 Рік тому +1

      @@turtlesandwich77 dunno, subsidising childcare was pretty damned funny

  • @annapashley6143
    @annapashley6143 3 роки тому +8

    29:48 When I am on a train, all I can hear is this in my head.

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 5 років тому +18

    Lines you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film
    “Oh you said no to sex, ok let me leave, I’ll see you tomorrow 8 am for work. Awesome. See you then.”

  • @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706
    @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706 7 років тому +125

    Unlikely things to hear on a cookery show;
    "Before we start the creampie, we must first pop the cherry..."

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 8 років тому +348

    Hugh is still the funniest person on this show, and Holly is the best female comedian IMO.

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 8 років тому +12

      Megan O Rob and Holly clearly have the sparkliest teeth. It's like they're compensating for the rest of the U.K. all by themselves...

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 8 років тому +12

      what about frankie boyle

    • @moxgirl5
      @moxgirl5 8 років тому +17

      I don't count Frankie cos he's not on it anymore, I was only counting people who still appear on it. Frankie was hilarious though.

    • @shogl
      @shogl 8 років тому

      Megan O Cc Ccxxx C c

    • @moxgirl5
      @moxgirl5 8 років тому

      Steve Hoglund Excuse me???

  • @BigMrJim
    @BigMrJim 7 років тому +26

    Milton Jones is still my favorite.

  • @michaelwraight7757
    @michaelwraight7757 7 років тому +37

    14:15 Ed Byrne is mad as fuck 😂😂😂

  • @chrisninety1
    @chrisninety1 6 років тому +27

    56:04 The placement of the mic stand makes the caption on the screen read differently than intended.

  • @PimpinBast3rDX
    @PimpinBast3rDX 8 років тому +59

    "Bad Things to Hear When Stranded on an Island", "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Sex Line", "Bad Video Game Ideas", "Weird Wishes to Make on Your Birthday" etc. So many ideas yet they stick with the same ones each year and comedians end up stealing jokes and mention an Iron Man joke every so often (haven't watched this full video but have heard it so often in past seasons)

  • @GeekChicPolitiq
    @GeekChicPolitiq Рік тому +3

    Literally spat my coffee at "...late kickoff."

  • @Urbeflurb93
    @Urbeflurb93 2 роки тому +5

    'Fingers on buzzards' might be my favourite Hugh Dennis pun after the Ann Boleyn joke.

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Рік тому

      It's fingers on buzzards, as in the common quiz show line fingers on buzzers

    • @Urbeflurb93
      @Urbeflurb93 Рік тому

      @@igrim4777 Yes, thanks. It was a typo

  • @Zachary133
    @Zachary133 7 років тому +19

    Attempt one 24:45
    Attempt two 26:20
    Attempt three 27:18

    • @meerkat10
      @meerkat10 Рік тому +2

      I knew exactly what this was referring to without even clicking

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 8 років тому +562

    I thought the boomerang joke trend would have worn out by now, but they seem to keep coming back

    • @lieutenantblasko7316
      @lieutenantblasko7316 7 років тому +44

      Edurne Ace I didn't think plane jokes wouldn't be popular but they really took off

    • @vorelicious
      @vorelicious 7 років тому +30

      Edurne Ace Elevator jokes are a weird trend, they seem to go up and down

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 7 років тому +23

      Edurne Ace people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 7 років тому +18

      Frisbee jokes aren't so lucky. I guess it just goes over people's head.

    • @lieutenantblasko7316
      @lieutenantblasko7316 7 років тому +18

      mindlessgonzo I didn't know why the car was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me

  • @TheMythicalDemon
    @TheMythicalDemon 6 років тому +32

    Personally i loved Hugh's joke about the victim's movements befor he died at around 38:45

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 Рік тому +13

    Ed Byrnes ninky nonk joke. Staggeringly brilliant!

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 8 років тому +84

    It's sad that Andy is no longer on the show, he was one of my favorites. At least, there's still other people on I like! ;)

    • @theluckiesteh9058
      @theluckiesteh9058 8 років тому +5

      Still Taking a liking to Josh Widdlecombe, Ed Gamble, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, Sara Pascoe And To be honest, I personally think Angela Barnes Is too Cute! Really want to see more of her on the show! XD

    • @pashafarms
      @pashafarms 8 років тому +6

      Andy left?!?! Why?!

    • @FurzeFan
      @FurzeFan 8 років тому +1

      totally agree.

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 8 років тому +9

      Tbh since Andy left, the female comedians seem to have more to say, though that may just be the editing. That being said I'm liking all the girls, especially Angela and Tiff.

    • @theluckiesteh9058
      @theluckiesteh9058 8 років тому +1

      NorthernSeaWitch See? :)

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 5 років тому +11

    Things you wouldn’t hear on the train would be perfect for James to walk in and scream GODDAMN I LOVE THESE PEACHES

  • @reallybiglez991
    @reallybiglez991 6 років тому +20

    Yodel Delivery Driver Pat gets me every time I swear 😂

    • @vinrock123
      @vinrock123 Рік тому +1

      13:23 - 13:30 is when it’s said

  • @phillpotts9047
    @phillpotts9047 3 роки тому +16

    You won't see things like this in another 10 years. Such a shame this world's gone crazy. When things are hard you need great laughter and this was one show that brought it into your own home.

  • @annesimmons6170
    @annesimmons6170 Рік тому +1

    I feel like this series was the best selection of SWLTS from all the series they done.

  • @Razakaratekid
    @Razakaratekid 8 років тому +131

    Hugh Dennis is a legend.

    • @jay36963
      @jay36963 6 років тому +1

      Do you have big lips? Or really tiny lips?

  • @sarahterhune1926
    @sarahterhune1926 6 років тому +10

    Milton's at 58:40 is the best one ever, in the history of tv

  • @dkb138
    @dkb138 Рік тому +13

    Hugh's 1966 exam question is low-key a brilliant joke 😂😂

    • @Trailer__Swift
      @Trailer__Swift Рік тому

      Can you explain it to me? 😅

    • @dkb138
      @dkb138 Рік тому +2

      @@Trailer__Swift England's only world cup title was in 1966, the question is asking to predict the next one

  • @archiejohnston8
    @archiejohnston8 3 роки тому +13

    1:01:05 James and Ed sharing a little look about their comedy dad

  • @27bedford60
    @27bedford60 7 років тому +23

    Hugh Dennis, Holly Walsh, James Acaster, Ed Byrne, still my favorties.

    • @geralteld1332
      @geralteld1332 7 років тому +1

      *favourites
      Learn proper English.

    • @27bedford60
      @27bedford60 7 років тому +4

      Thank you for you're reply. i will try a little harder from now on.

    • @Jordyw1337
      @Jordyw1337 6 років тому +1

      Holly for real? She is the opposite of funny....

    • @jonathonrobinson6081
      @jonathonrobinson6081 3 роки тому

      @@Jordyw1337 Hilarious?

  • @newperve
    @newperve 6 років тому +8

    Yeah that‘s why it's called "The Magic Roundabout".

  • @Bigkevy1970
    @Bigkevy1970 Рік тому +5

    Love Milton Jones! So left field, hilarious! Do ping!!

  • @suusmarie3748
    @suusmarie3748 8 років тому +11

    Thanks for uploading all the compilations. Haven't laughed so hard like this in a while;)

  • @w.callens1629
    @w.callens1629 3 роки тому +5

    Applause for the mic stand in the cookery segment

  • @buzzline1544
    @buzzline1544 8 років тому +93

    The guy laughing at Ed's joke at 7:54 sounds like an owl

    • @smidgens1
      @smidgens1 7 років тому +2

      Just read this comment at that exact moment.

    • @CompassRealty-1
      @CompassRealty-1 6 років тому

      Buzz Line there's an episode of Keith Lemon where a female audience member has the exact same laugh and he goes to speak to her, search Keith Lemon funny audience laugh.

    • @davekeith576
      @davekeith576 Рік тому +1

      Well it was a hoot.

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 7 років тому +65

    Hugh Dennis is just....unstoppable!

  • @tiagos5804
    @tiagos5804 3 роки тому +3

    "Sorry Alice, this is Sunderland" - Hugh Dennis

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 Рік тому +2

    Every single time I hear a Human Centipede joke, I wish I'd never even seen the little I have of that movie.

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 7 років тому +11

    The 'Perfect Execution' joke had me rolling

  • @danneko4308
    @danneko4308 6 років тому +14

    3:20 “and your cancer specialist today is…”
    *double taps rewind on phone*
    3:10 “… Doctor Pepper!”

  • @KineticRhythm21
    @KineticRhythm21 8 років тому +21

    Ahh the joys of laughter!! 😅😇

  • @ubongudoh2159
    @ubongudoh2159 6 років тому +10

    😂😂 England actually going through on penalties at a World Cup in Russia today takes the cake

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter 11 місяців тому +2

    Andy Parsons did the defibrillator joke in a previous series. Doubt Ed knew, just funny to see the same jokes for the same prompts by different comics

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 Рік тому +5

    James Acaster- the humour that doesn't give you a chance to catch your breath
    Hugh- the backbone regular for Dara with the best never-ending puns
    Awesome additions with Gary, Ed, Ed, and oh some of the funniest ladies!! Oh lol 6:22 😂😂

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Рік тому +2

    31:50 "...and the stadium is rocking! Mainly because..."
    I totally thought he was gonna finish with "a couple of people still haven't finished their shag upstairs"

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 років тому +26

    Dear Dave,
    You repeat Mock The Week so much, I swear I've heard Holly make that joke before?

  • @RafaelSCalsaverini
    @RafaelSCalsaverini 3 роки тому +8

    I'm dying to know what's the third phrase from Churchill on James Acaster's joke.

  • @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity
    @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity Рік тому +1

    I still can’t believe Ed Byrne was in Father Ted and a I missed it all these years. 😂

  • @catherinespark
    @catherinespark 7 років тому +2

    Unlikely things to hear in a blockbuster movie: "Oh look, there's some building blocks. Right lads, let's BUST 'em!"

  • @crissycrossgaming
    @crissycrossgaming 6 років тому +3

    The England going through on penalties joke... anyone watching after the world cup thinking 'THE LADS HATH PROVED YE WRONG"

  • @silvioatutube
    @silvioatutube 8 років тому +25

    Poor Beatrice! :(

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 Рік тому +1

    16:40 I bloody love Hugh Dennis. This joke was so clean and yet fucking brilliant.

  • @j0njn
    @j0njn 7 років тому +26

    These compilations are great, and you're a legend for making and uploading them. Buuut you missed the Christmas special.

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      @Mark-zj8rw Рік тому

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      @Mark-zj8rw Рік тому

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  • @bigwesandfriends2602
    @bigwesandfriends2602 8 років тому +72

    Referendum 4, now Ant wants to leave Dec.

    • @kevingillen3318
      @kevingillen3318 8 років тому +1

      Wesley Bro

    • @mezykin
      @mezykin 8 років тому +7

      that's probably zoe's best joke in the whole series

    • @andrewpowell9304
      @andrewpowell9304 6 років тому

      Actually given recent events, Dec wants to leave Ant!

  • @OlpyColpy
    @OlpyColpy Рік тому +2

    On average, that first one is one of the better scenes we’d like to say. Got a lot of laughs

  • @ZacharyFineour
    @ZacharyFineour 5 років тому +5

    55:45 I couldve sworn Russell Howard made the same joke lol

  • @lasseplatburk
    @lasseplatburk 8 років тому +7

    Unlikely things to hear in the hospital:
    "Alright, we're ready to vaccinate you. I'm Dr. Wakefield"

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 3 місяці тому +1

    Ed Byrne as a Shakespearian actor...now that is COMEDY!

  • @mort8568
    @mort8568 8 років тому +69

    beatrice one got me so bad

    • @nowhereman5760
      @nowhereman5760 8 років тому +4

      antiglue I was bent over laughing so hard it hurt at that Beatrice joke

    • @SakariWolf13
      @SakariWolf13 6 років тому +2

      58:40

  • @richard6440
    @richard6440 Рік тому +7

    58:40 absolute genius. look at all the other comedians.

  • @lesrogers7310
    @lesrogers7310 6 років тому +26

    I love this show but....the more I listen the more it seems that Dara laughs harder at Ed's jokes than anyone else's!

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 6 років тому +15

      Probably because they were friends long before they became famous.

    • @jonathonrobinson6081
      @jonathonrobinson6081 3 роки тому +6

      And Dara laughs loudest when the audience doesn't laugh at all.

    • @larkdauria3407
      @larkdauria3407 3 роки тому +7

      That’s because they are old friends and some of the jokes have extra meaning for him.

    • @thisravenhasflown010
      @thisravenhasflown010 Рік тому

      They were each other's best man at their weddings. They have a great connection with their friendship

    • @miguelurdaci7884
      @miguelurdaci7884 Рік тому

      I do too, tbh

  • @AtomicTetragon
    @AtomicTetragon 8 місяців тому +3

    A. We will fight them on the beaches
    B. Goddamn, I love these peaches
    C. My pond is full of leeches

  • @JennyLane8666
    @JennyLane8666 5 років тому +26

    "you can't, Beatrice.." I can't breathe

    • @jgg75
      @jgg75 Рік тому

      Let's just go home...

  • @MrSupertom09
    @MrSupertom09 2 роки тому +7

    Acaster's peaches joke is probably in the top5 best ever

  • @DomWeasel
    @DomWeasel 8 років тому +48

    These compilations are great but they do hammer home that they're using the same few prompts over and over.

    • @jonnydaly239
      @jonnydaly239 6 років тому +8

      DomWeasel in fairness they are mainstream comedians.. They don't have many angles to come at it that would be TV friendly

  • @iainhewitt
    @iainhewitt 8 років тому +6

    Isn't it amazing that they still make jokes about The Bill? That show ended in 2010!!

  • @catherinespark
    @catherinespark 7 років тому +1

    The train that's coming along the track...is right on time.

  • @TheAlllseeeingFish
    @TheAlllseeeingFish 7 років тому +6

    Zoe Lyons is spot on!

  • @adambradbury3430
    @adambradbury3430 6 років тому +2

    15:00
    2016: Scenes We'd Like To See - England go through on Penalties...
    2018: IT'S COMING HOME. WE WENT THROUGH ON PENALTIES

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 5 років тому +2

    And now on the History Channel, a biography on Gary Lineker's haircut in, "Fifty Shades of Grey...."

  • @PM_VA
    @PM_VA 6 місяців тому +1

    I like how Ed Gamble just stares straight into the camera like a crack addict whenever he comes up to the mic.

  • @ascendancy425
    @ascendancy425 6 років тому +12

    Goddamn I love these peaches.

  • @5p4rrow
    @5p4rrow 7 років тому +4

    hughs velodrome joke fucking got me.... so simple i didnt expect it

  • @sloppygamer1291
    @sloppygamer1291 3 місяці тому +1

    Some of my favourites:
    10:58 - 12:47 - 13:10 - 13:21 - 14:14 - 47:10 - 58:40

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому +1

    "Southern Rail presents: Snakes on a train."
    No decent snake would go an a Southern Rail train.

  • @JJJackson777
    @JJJackson777 Рік тому +3

    real sociopath is phenomenal wordplay

  • @samconnor5029
    @samconnor5029 7 років тому +6

    Sorry, You can't beat rice! 😂😂😂 fucking brilliant.

  • @charlesconlon5865
    @charlesconlon5865 Рік тому +2

    "Mrs. Jones, your husband's car smash has proved to be as bad as we feared. I have some good news & some bad news".
    "OK, Doctor, what's the bad news?".
    "He'll be paraplegic & doubly-incontinent for the rest of his life".
    "And the good news?".
    "We're releasing him in the morning".

  • @Walshy94
    @Walshy94 6 років тому +8

    41:14 an absolute gem of a joke😂

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 6 років тому +2

    "Welcome to the Magic Roundabout. It's going to make you out and out."

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 26 днів тому

    "I have five loaves, and two fishes." He said. "Who wants Cod and Breadcrumb?"

  • @ivaneames4354
    @ivaneames4354 Рік тому +5

    Unlikely lines from the BBC planning department:
    "We've got a much loved, highly successful comedy gem with Mock The Week. Let's make sure we don't do something stupid like cancel it for a nonsensical reason."
    Oops.