this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
Yes, great ones don't need to go there. - Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out. - Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage. - Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
I love that, like Tom Vine and Frank Skinner, he is a devout Christian. That takes guts in today's "culture" when you have the likes of Ricky Gervais smirking at you in contempt. Good on ya, Milton; and you're bloody funny too❤
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say? I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me. They let me go with warning!
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
When he mentions recording the interview he's talking about audio recording (not video), so on the recording clapping your hands and saying ouch will sound like you're being hit by the police
Love Milton Jones, good old fashioned humour, not watched him for years, this cheered me up.
Milton the genius comedian ! Like a good wine he just gets better and better ! Wonderfully incisive but never offensive . He never disappoints .
Typical ex British teacher scrapping the bottom of the barrel of comedy 😮 as funny as a stage four cancer diagnosis
this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Like music, the interesting bit is always in the space between the notes. Very clever guy!
The very best British comedian.
I just adore him. His deranged take on the English language has me in paroxyms.
Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
He’s great but profanity can be funny and appropriate in the right context
@thegraciefighter102 Is the wrong answer.
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Yes, great ones don't need to go there.
- Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out.
- Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
.......
Had the pleasure of meeting this man a few years ago in Dublin. He’s very quiet would you believe
Lots of comedians are - lots of people use humour as a defence mechanism ❤
I saw him here in London once. He was wearing a smart grey suit.he looked normal.
To some he is an acquired taste, to others he can be annoying. To me he is just the best.
he is truly amazing, he speaks alot less than most comedians, but keeps the audience with him the whole way through
That. Opening.
This man finished the comedic quest for the greatest opening of all time.
wrong.... see - George Carlin 'Modern Man'. Without doubt the best start to a stand-up routine, of all time.
Craig Dow Indeed. Carlin is an absolute god. Jerry Seinfeld amongst others owes his career to the man. 'More shit from the bogus captain...' !
NURSE !!!! HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN !!
I saw Lee Evans do this exact thing a few years ago.
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It's nice to have alternative comedy, we all have our favourites, difficult to make people laugh
Have seen Milton 3 times brilliant, about time he released a new DVD
What is a DVD :-)
@@albertusmagnus5829 A DVD is a silver round disc which contains a video
@@whufciironworkes COYI!
That beginning sums up Milton perfectly.
Random, yet hilarious.
That was the opposite of random.
Great audicence. Made him very welcome
The deadpan look is funny as fook too. That’s a very confused looking man. Good God he’s good.
I would describe this as God level Dad jokes.
One of the best all round comedians I've heard.
He is more oblong than round. Very edgy.
@@bartonseagrave9605 clever, very clever - and accurate to
i think he's great
no profanity, no filth, no controversy....just good old fashioned humour
You nailed it !!
***** he is a christian
arrgh garry I think thats why i like him so much!!
+fruitcake4t sum up: boring!
spot on fruitcake
Fantastic comedian, good old fashioned comedy, love it ,
Saw him live he was brilliant.
You are more likely to be injured if you've got a massive head. Spoken like a true comedian - who works with Dara O'Briain
Living proof that you don't have to use profanity to be funny.
Fuck no fuck ya dont fuck no das ray das fuckin rait oh fuck
It helps though!
You have to be good not to use profanity! And he's good.
No it f*king isnt
Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines.
Are you in the Philippines? Wow that’s amazing!
Funny.... thanks for sharing!!
He's a very cleaver man ,and a very funny man too ,I just love the one liners
yes he's hilarious but be careful of his cleaver
"..My other grandfather"
Had them crying
That "massive head injuries" bit had me rolling.
The man is a genius. So quick witted
Quick ????
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
National treasure.
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
How did you manage to take photos of yourself while you were dreaming?
il never get over how much of a genius milton is lol
So so funny. He makes me laugh every time ♥️
That entry.
Love Milton!❤
I love that, like Tom Vine and Frank Skinner, he is a devout Christian. That takes guts in today's "culture" when you have the likes of Ricky Gervais smirking at you in contempt. Good on ya, Milton; and you're bloody funny too❤
This is amazing.
Fantastic 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Reminds me of Stephen Ireland who has lots of grand mothers!
Hello *crowd laughs* that's when you know this guy is good
Not necessarily good. 'Hello' is the next word in the song that was played. That was the joke, not him just randomly saying 'hello'.
But what about his other grandfather?
Or the other?
Ayy!
@MichaelKingsfordGray deep
I nearly died at the hepatitis lines!
You liked the lines about hepatitis, eh?
Red
You should have got vaccinated, then.
This guy is hilarious!!!
Didn't expect to see you here. Rock on 🤘🤘
Brilliant, as always
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say?
I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me.
They let me go with warning!
ive heard half of his jokes on mock the week
+michael jagger ...and they are still funny!
Milton never fails to make me laugh!
Lionel Richie: “I sometimes see your pants outside my door”. 🧐
Pure genius 👍
I love this guy.
No. It is "Danny Bhoy Funny Opening" on youtube :)
*_Dave's One Night Stand_* (S2, Ep4; May 5, 2011)
Olympic Theater Dublin
Pt.3: Milton Jones
Just discovered this guy he's brilliant should be filling out arenas like Gervais Carr and may 😅
May?
BRILLIANT!
so good as somebody said no swearing just funny.
I once saw a T-shirt with a Where's Wally picture on the front but Wally's face was Lionel Ritchie
Amazing funny Man
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
Love how he breaks character at around 4:50
The daughter joke is so funny 😂
Genius advice that last one haha.
this guy recycles so many jokes.. but its so good.
Class!!
great comedian :) loved it
Wow that was amazing. And thats coming from someone who enjoys Frankie Boyle's stuff.
Wow..you're able to enjoy more than one type of humour, amazing
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
@@AE-gl6cb 😂😂😂😂
I almost died of an overdose of puns!
Proof that you can be funny without swearing.
You can be funny in any away if you are funny....
He's like a deadpan Tim Vine.
Except when he's not, obviously.
Douche Bag hi douche bag
robert shelton Hello
@@hazahaxa Can't believe he didn't come back with, "is it me you're looking for?"
This guy....should write the penguin jokes.
True
loooool at the Melony joke xD
Jeez that takes balls to stand up in front of all those people and make them laugh.
Donald Trump does that all the time.
he should have done his "English theme pub" joke there
so good no swearing just wit.
My other grandfather...
Never thought I'd hear Milton Jones tell a 30 year old Bernard Manning gag!
gorgeous
Cheerios joke is superb
Super super super excellent ! Gréât humour !!!!!!
he's an oddball just stands out from the rest. if iwas going to do stand up it would be a mixture of one liners, black satire and insult
Franky Boyle is already doing it.
Brilliant.
"My other grandfather was a genetic engineer who specialized in cloning. How else do you think I'd have so many grandfathers?"
Anybody know if milton jones is married, because if he is single then I am going to marry him myself, if I can stop laughing long enough, xxxx
Married with three children. I'm telling you now before Wikipedia disappoints you.
You must be joking!
Milton Jones in Dublin Over With Laughter.
Most of those grandfathers died if you pay attention so CONTINUITY!!
Brilliant!
Love him as a comedian he just doesn't really have a wide base of jokes. He repeats a lot from show to show.
I feel like that is more common with one-liner comedians as opposed to other comedians who just make up stories about things they've experienced
here is a one liner for you fuck off
Very Stephen Wright
Of coour
Of cours
Michael Douglas' long lost brother lol.
looks like matt bellamy in 15 years
Comedians don't make up new jokes for every show. They use the same routines. He's not the only one.
so is every recording
Its called material, every comedian dose it,,
When you know some of these cause you watch to much mock the week.
funny funny funny man
Have you seen Danny Bhoy open a show with "bagpipes"?
great , pissing myself ,,,,1 liners rule
can someone explain the last joke about the police interrogation? thank you!
When he mentions recording the interview he's talking about audio recording (not video), so on the recording clapping your hands and saying ouch will sound like you're being hit by the police
thanks! got it now
Ladies and gentlemen, that's how it's done.
One of the best all round comedians I've heard.
Finally. A comedian who actually tells jokes and not stupid anecdotes.
Bacon. Also, Milton Jones is awesome. But mostly bacon.