@@Music-oi2nfyeah, they know when the camera is on them, and have to give a reaction shot. Not sure how Hugh Dennis has the audacity to look bored though, last time he told a funny joke was on Jasper Carrot 2 decades ago
I must have seen this compilation three times now. And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete. I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down. Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.
Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!
A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure
@XiagraBalls He definitely writes his own material. Compare his new stuff to the stuff from 20 years ago and they are similar in the way they are written
😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ... He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup. It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right ! He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail. Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao
Much prefer one liners to the boring stories new comedians tell while prancing across the stage and boils my piss when they finish by saying " thanks i`ve been ----------- "
Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣
@@paulf9487 Noticed EleanorPeterson's (which I liked 4 simply that cause) after posting it. Since none had a time-stamp, I chose to not to delete it anyway. You (hopefully) know, what using a lot of "..." indicates ^^
I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.
These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.
He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.
It's a play on words -- an extension can also mean extra space or rooms you built to enlarge your house. He's referring to a house extension shaped like a penis...
He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.
@@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.
@@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?
@@c0ldc0ne Maybe I misunderstand the term, but in my mind a key quality of "dry humor" is it's subtlety. Mr Delaney is NOT subtle. Funny as sh*t, but not subtle. But again, maybe I misunderstand the term .
These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.
Best one liners EVER! THE GUY'S A LEGEND 😂😂😂😂
Always has me laughing my head off. One of my favourite comedians.
Making one liners is an art, having enough to destroy panel jokers and an audience is amazing. Gary is brilliant.
The other comedians looked mostly bored during it I thought.
@@Music-oi2nf That wasn't a bored look but was an envy look.
@@russjones4034 nah, what Delaney does is very easy and has been done many times by others. No envy, just boredom.
@@Music-oi2nfyeah, they know when the camera is on them, and have to give a reaction shot.
Not sure how Hugh Dennis has the audacity to look bored though, last time he told a funny joke was on Jasper Carrot 2 decades ago
@@carpii I must’ve missed that one, did he say something funny by accident?
Gary is as funny as he feels he is a legend. Iconic. Thank you Mr Delaney
Commas please 😂 I definitely misread this the first time. Cheers!
The true testament is when the other comedians piss themselves laughing
I remember so many from the shows themselves but so many I hadn't heard before. The guy is modern day therapy. Absolutely brilliant.
I love this guy! No matter how bad the day, seek out this guy, in minutes trust… you’ll be smiling
Just saw him live, he says he cannot be on TV anymore 😂 sacrilege, he's a tour de force of comedy.
This guy is brilliant.
Nobody makes it look as effortless as Gary.
The only person who broke everybody on the show this regularly was Frankie.
Saw Gary Live ...amazingly hilarious. Love him ❤
I’ve got the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time going to the zoo, and I saw an elephant
Top joke
That’s a comedic genius at work here
There
You can see the respect from his fellow comedians ❤
Except Hugh Dennis, envious of Garys superior wit. His face is like a smacked puppies.
He's funny. I had never seen him before.
I can't breath. This is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've had to pause this for laughing with tears,this guy is amazing,I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh 😂
I find him horribly boring. Tired old jokes and dreadful delivery.
@@alicemilne1444 we can't all be the same I guess
@@alicemilne1444 Can you write a better joke, right here?
I must have seen this compilation three times now.
And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete.
I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down.
Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.
screaming?
@@playlistadfaeverqgqe Screaming with laughter. Perhaps you are not familiar with that phrase.
Knock knock who's there?grandad 😂
"Dad it's all Ls. Yea its Welsh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very funny. Love it.
Garry and Stewart Francis would have to be the two best one line comics.
He’s a Canadian comic. Very funny guy
Some people may not know that Gary's married to Sarah Millican. I imagine he knows, though.
Lucky bastard. She may not be gorgeous but she's hilarious and has a great rack!
I defiantly would!
But does she?
@@c0ldc0ne I'm sure she does. lol
Bore
@@c0ldc0ne Quite! lol
Gary is savage.
Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!
the jokes are mediocre at best
Sanctimonious? You're reading a lot into this situation that isn't there
Somebody told me that swearing was the sign of having a limited vocabulary. I told him to fuck off😂
I see a lot of laughing from the others, especially Miles and Nish.
@@muddy6884 Not woke enough for you ?
I’m glad your work is getting recognised on this new platform…you deserve it brother 😎
The man's a genius.
Hes so good
He was brilliant indeed!
A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure
Sigh. Nicely done. 🤪
So bad it's good 😂
@@Vengeance1978 an original joke. I thank you
Proving you can do one liners and be very rude at the same time and still be ridiculously funny
This guy is Excellent 👍
Class,funny funny guy
It feels that he’s coming up with these jokes on the spot.
They're not off the cuff but he's scrolling through his bank of one liners for any he can make relevant
@@tajabbott9824Which takes skill - especially to make them seem off the cuff.
Brilliant comedy.
One of the UKs best joke writers
You're assuming he writes his own. Not all of them do. Not sure about Gary.
@XiagraBalls He definitely writes his own material. Compare his new stuff to the stuff from 20 years ago and they are similar in the way they are written
Very funny
Think he's very underrated personally.
Big stew😢with dumplings know her well 😂🤣
"Beef stew with Dumplings" worked better.
Yeah dumplings is the woman's name not big stew.
@@paulkennedy8701 😂😂
Saw live at Helmsley arts centre. Was brilliant🎉
Amazing ❤😂
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this man is bloody amazing 😂😂😂
Brilliant !
Reminds me of the great Ted Chippington in some ways.
I was allergic to eggs but im ova it now.
That cracked me up! I was scrambling to compose myself.
The yolks on you 😅
I’m going to poach that one
If you think these are rude, know that these are tame compared to his club sets! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
I have a lot of jokes about circles, but people don’t get the point
I hear alot of voice but the psychiatrists don't wana listen.
My wife says I never listen. I don't what she was talking about I wasn't paying attention.
@mariestreeting4213 here's another. I dream reality is real.
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t!”
Class
Funny Funny man 😅
Joking aside 😂class😂😂😂😂
Gosh- Parsons is shown once to actually laugh at someone elses joke
Sarah Millican’s hubby
???
Yep. And, as I've said before, Lucky Bastard.
The Dalai Lama one was a classic
3:55 the "H" is not pronounced in french actually , still sounds lika that
Orange is the new black is not about Trump replacing Obama - LOL!
Love these although 21:43 is the only joke i haven't been able to get
Anyone who is flexible enough to enter themselves really ought to win a contortionist contest.
@@craftsmanwoodturnerahh of course! Haha thanks. For some reason that one just didnt process
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He did, several times
😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ...
He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup.
It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right !
He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail.
Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao
These are one liner jokes, not a fricking novel
Gary Delaney..
Stewart Francis..
Milton Jones
Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap yet
He lost weight
Audiobook with subtitles?
What about a Large Print audio book?
Hahaha 😅😅😅
i feel like gary delaney and milton jones should have a "one line off" , but i dont think either of them could take that much cocaine :P
I miss Mock the Week
11:32 😂😂😂😂
Much prefer one liners to the boring stories new comedians tell while prancing across the stage and boils my piss when they finish by saying " thanks i`ve been ----------- "
He has been married to English comedian Sarah Millican since 2013.
Thesare the sort of jokes you hear all the time in pubs
Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣
The old ones are the best!
That's what Wayne Rooney says too
This is the best? Jeebus!
Get back in your shed
It must have been difficult to come on after him
Bedworth, Gary.
GARY is great, but nobody will replace Frankie the living legend 👍👍👍
Frankie sucks.
My BMI would be perfect if i was 18ft tall apparently im just a bit short for my weight 😅
To make other comedians laugh....
4:52 fui: Mr. Delaney is married to Sarah Millican
Several people have mentioned it.........
@@paulf9487 Noticed EleanorPeterson's (which I liked 4 simply that cause) after posting it. Since none had a time-stamp, I chose to not to delete it anyway.
You (hopefully) know, what using a lot of "..." indicates ^^
Have you got poo bags😂😂😂
I can’t work out Hugh’s expressions. Does he not like Gary?
I think his look was " I know he's funny, but I don't think I think I should think he's funny", I think.
Too funny!
But I'm guessing nowadays Gary doesn't have a career anymore?
Exactly, just like Jimmy Carr...... oops.... 🙄
Still touring
I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.
5:33, MUM, you mean. You are English, are you not?
That's what he said. You need to clean ur ears out
It wouid kill Hugh Dennis to laugh wouldn't it?
Maybe he's just trying to think about jokes?
Had more laughs having a shit
Hugh Dennis has a great sense of humour, hence him being a successful comedian. He’s just agelastic, like Jack Dee.
These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.
Never knew that. He’s definitely the funny one in the relationship.
@@ItsMe-kj2xb to be fair, a goldfish would be the funnier one in a relationship with Sarah Millican.
He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.
This was recorded years before he met Sarah.
‘Depressed yelps’ ?
What was the most amusing comment your partner ever uttered ?
( ‘ i do’ ?)
Can someone explain the penis extension joke, I'm not from the UK so i don't get some of the references.
It's a play on words -- an extension can also mean extra space or rooms you built to enlarge your house. He's referring to a house extension shaped like a penis...
Extra room on the house that looks like a penis? Never funny when you have to explain.
So he got an extension on his house in the shape of a penis
Well at least he thinks he’s hilarious
When did he last write some new material?
How's your channel doing? Share a link? That's what I thought
He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.
@@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.
@@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?
Well, if u e.g. like some UK band still active and watch/listen to them, do u really need always new material? :)
The audience are roaring their fits off ?????
timings off a little
The British have rather dry humor
I think you'll find it's spelled "humour".
@@andysedgleyi think you'll find it's spelt spelt 😂
They do, but Gary is NOT an example of that. One of the rudest bastards out there. 😆😆😆
@@FistandFootMartialArts Rude humour can't be dry?
@@c0ldc0ne Maybe I misunderstand the term, but in my mind a key quality of "dry humor" is it's subtlety. Mr Delaney is NOT subtle. Funny as sh*t, but not subtle.
But again, maybe I misunderstand the term .
these are old......... wheres new ones ???
These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.
Here is one for you..... i watched a YT channel and it was crap.
When does it get funny?
Meh....
I heard a lot off Jimmy Carr jokes
Are you serious? How can you rob other comedians jokes. Blatant thievery.
All comedians knick others jokes just like all musicians who are allinfluenced by other musicians they've heard. There's nothing new under the sun
Him and his wife SarahMillican always telling jokes about each 😅
Milton Berle stole so many jokes from others that he was known as the Thief of Badgags
Oh do get over yourself it's not supposed to be A level literature
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