Screw what people say, wear kimono as much as you want. I'm Japanese and I can confirm, 99.9% of us would be happy for you to wear our cultural cloths. So screw the people who say you can't wear it. Wear whatever you want!
“Bats aren’t mammals! Mammals can’t fly. They are rooted to the ground.” (Or whatever the rest of that nonsense was) Wait til she learns that dolphins are mammals too 😱
"Dolphins aren't mammals! What are you stupid? Dolphins are sharks! They have fins that are visible above water when they swim! They are just big fish like sharks! *Your* so sutpid for thinking that a dolphin could be a mammal! Fuck you! Die!" (I hope the quotation marks made it obvious, but in case they didn't, this is all satirical dw I'm not an idiot)
3:35 this is hilarious because I just got into bonsai and just this morning minutes before starging this video I was thinking about them and I realized "wait, I can bonsai an apple tree and have tiny apples growing on my dining table or something, holy shit. Or maybe pears or something, or tiny peaches". And now I'm so excited to try growing tiny fruit trees. And just for anyone actually curious, bonsai is literally just confining a normal tree to a pot so it never gets big, there's no difference in its genetics or anything like that. They just do everything they would do normally, but smol.
I've been wanting a bonsai tree, and have been doing a lot of research. The problem is that I just don't have a green thumb, and I'm afraid I would just flub it horribly.
Can’t stop imagining this: “Hey man, do you watch anemia?” “...What?” “You heard me, anemia! They’re like Japanese cartoons!” “That’s not what it’s called...”
The world needs a cheap "Star Wars"-like anime where the protagonist is called Luke Emia and the princess is called Pademic Sorry for mixing original and prequel there, btw.
Another thing about the Sesame Street one is that staying in a trash can and avoiding people is what Oscar does anyway, he just wanted to be a grouch and tell everyone that he was avoiding them to get a reaction. Clearly it worked better than he expected since someone took it politically.
“Bats are birds” sent me on a rage for a whole hour: started having a argument with my cat because she meowed at me while I was explaining why bats aren’t birds. Very mad at her right now
9:02 first of all it is obvious this guy/girl/ or whatever knows nothing about japanese culture since, when non japanese people are seen dressed in geisha attire or in kimonos and get their makeup done, japanese people see it as respectful. it is seen as how you look at their culture, and wearing a kimono is respectful to them. (and yes i know she was wearing a yukata and not a kimono)
5:29 reminds me when my dad gave me my neighbor's old books about growing cannabis, and he'd gone through every single one and defaced any instance of "evolved" and replaced it with "developed" when the two words are literally synonyms, or a time peroid longer than 6000 years he'd just cross out and correct to "somewhere around 6000 years ago". He's such a freaking weirdo pretending to be into science but then refusing it all the time, that's why we're not even on speaking terms and I got those books through my dad. I could never stand being around him because there was never an intellectual discussion around the man, just him laughing in everyone's face and saying they're wrong and that he has this profound knowledge of the universe from God Himself. Idk how my dad is still friends with him, his whole family is sick of his BS lol
A girl in my maths class said she was refusing a HPV vaccine because she didn’t want to be injected with Capricorn and disrupt her star symbol, which she proudly proclaimed was cancer.
Today I had a Spanish test where we had to translate phrases from English to Spanish while the teacher read them aloud. One of the phrases was “You are right”, and I felt the need to say, “that’s something you’ll never hear of twitter”
13:08 that's actually a double feature in "Confidently incorrect" because what Jenny is referring to is a live stream, not a response video, it's actually 12 hours long (11:55 minutes if I'm not mistaken) and only 4 of those hours are actually dedicated to her. For an off the cuff breakdown of a half hour video between 4 people, not Bad.
That person with the bonsai tree should really watch the ending of Season 1 Episode 5 of Body of Proof for the answer of how Bonsai trees exist. Crap now I wanna watch Body of Proof again.
@@Firestar19 ... I am going to go back to my good old friend, Google, and researching this. (it's not/hasn't yet been taught so it's not that I needed to know or anything)
I remember someone saying, "Don't call him Asian. He isn't Asian, he is Korean. Totally different countries." And my seoul left me that day... Edit: Putting "seoul" so people can stop replying with the pun.
The phrase "the sun isn't that big" reminds me of my teacher in grade 6 who said that the moon was bigger than the sun and the whole class was just like "huh? 😶" . So we all had to convince her the sun was bigger than the moon.
The funny thing is, the "son of a Klansman" insult was an accurate one. Trumpdumpster's father was (among many others) arrested at a KKK rally in the 60s.
"post mortem distress birthing" sounds like someone giving birth due to distress...after death??? This guy doesn't even know what the terms he made up actually mean...*sigh*
Post mortem distress birthing is an actual thing, in which after decomposition starts in the mother, a mixture of gas pressure and weak tissue pushes the baby (usually already deceased) out of the womb. It has NOTHING to do with wanting to kill your offspring, god knows what he was thinking
I think that it comes from a mangling of postpartum depression, which I think is caused by the hormones crash or something? And sometimes the mother has intrusive thoughts about killing the kid, but those just cause feelings of guilt, which further compounds the distress at being unable to form an emotional bond with the infant. I think that it usually goes away in under two years?
It's especially odd because the exact opposite is true these days. Skin to skin contact is considered essential for the bonding between mother and child and actually REDUCES post-partum depression symptoms.
@@EvanBear It's not odd. Incels and MGTOW villainises women to such a point that it's just Sad. Illogical. Like Four hours? That makes me think of a medical issue the baby has. To the point they need an incubator.
18:12 he absolutely was Darth Vader before he put on the suit, palpatine named him that as his sith apprentice after Anikin helped him kill Mace Windu, he exact words after said event were, "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader." This was before the black suit we are all so familiar with, watch the movie good lord.
2:28 This whole “BATS ARE BIRDS” thing reminded me of that one little storyline in Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin ✨confidently✨ and ✨incorrectly✨ asserted in his school report that Bats were bugs
Okay guys, I have 50 apple boxes that contain 0 apples meaning I don’t have any apples (0*50). Then there is this box of 50 apples that I don’t have (50*0). That’s how I would try to explain it at least.
Literally one of the first rules of multiplication is "Anything multiplied by 0 equals zero, and zero multiplied by anything will equal zero". You literally learn this stuff in 2nd Grade.
Someone said that Halloween was a comedy. Mmmm... yes... comedy... Their reasoning was, and I quote, "I wasn't scared at all during the movie, therefore, it's not a horror movie."
@@asstronaut4708 And yet SpaceX wants to launch their Starlink, despite people being afraid, that if there is an accident, we will be unable to do space travel for some time...
at like 4:18 so the empire chose to discontinue clones for a few reasons: 1. accelerated aging means they grow old really fast, which isnt good 2. The kaminoans wanted more money, and the empire didn't want to keep paying. So they switched to enlistment and boom stormtroopers
This entire video gave me a condidence boost knowing that people who are confident on the internet can just be fucking moronic while being 100% sure of what they're doing
Idea: Valentine’s Day special intro. Here’s an example: “Hello, welcome to EmKay! My names’s Robin and I’m going to be robbin your heart this Valentine’s Day!”
Problem is: Robin is like that neighborhood cat that I feed. I know he will come back eventually, but I also know that I fed him this week so... That won't happen 😂
that man was me, i lost so much hope i didnt think i was capable of losing or holding any more, jesus christ i wish 2020 ended with nuclear war, id at least be dead and dumb instead of alive dumb and cold.
I don’t like to say “I lack the brainpower at this time” but will admit that sometimes in the early morning, after no sleep, I definitely feel that way when talking, or writing a comment.
@@toast_2375 what does that have to do with anything? Also, cool, I never knew that’s how bonsai work. I thought they were just very tiny trees that existed.
This Reddit infuriates me more than it entertains me sometimes. I know you’re supposed to just have a laugh and let go but some of these just fill me with UNYIELDING RAGE and a sadness I can’t explain like I know people are not gonna know everything but some things are (or should be) common knowledge idk
But why is nobody talking aboyt the fact that the intro is the King Dice song instrumental? "Iiimm Mr King Dice im the devils right hand man, iiiii never play nice im the gamest in the land...."
I feel that a crosover between this sub and r/rareinsults would be the perfect balance. like, we get infuriated by the incorrectness, but then feel better with the outlandish response
7:00 No. As a pagan, I can confirm that we do not do this, and our lives are usually consumed with cleansing, doing rituals under the full moon (which aren’t satanic), and looking at pretty rocks.
@@sabiangriffin3713 I’m a Norse Pagan, meaning that I work with the gods from the Norse pantheon, and most of my beliefs stem from traditional Norse folklore
I can’t tell if you did this on purpose or not Edit: I meant you critiqued their spelling and whatever but messed up as well sorry if I’m a dumbass and don’t get what you’re saying I do that a lot
In my head I'd like to think there are less of these people historically, but it just seems worse because of the internet. Kind of like how crime rates are drastically lower now a days but we still (rightfully) freak out over crime compared to ye olden days (hitchhiking, staying out late, etc). It's amazing that these people are so confident
2:52 The British/Irish comedy series "Father Ted" has a genius scene in which the titular character tries to explain to his dim-witted colleague the difference between tiny toy cows, and faraway cows standing in the field. This reminded me of that...
My Star Wars Prequel blood is BOILING at the fact they said "Super wrong there" anakin skywalker turned to the dark side and darth sidious said "henceforth you shall be known as darth vader" then vader fought along side his clone leigon the 501st and took over the jedi temple then he was ordered by darth sidious to go to mustafar and kill the seperatist leaders and by the time he killed them padme went to mustafar to see if he was okay because vader told her that he was ordered to go there obi-wan kenobi had snuck on to padmes ship and then vader notices obi-wan on the ramp force chokes padme in turn causing her to pass out then big battle between obi-wan and vader gets to lava obi-wan on rock anakin on droid over lava anakin ties to do what obi-wan did to maul but fails in turn causing all his limbs but is droid arm to be chopped off by obi-wan they do a few lines and then after sidiouses battle with yoda sidiouts truns up and fine anakin burning alive and takes him to be reconstucted on courusaunt and then he is in the suit and I have just proven that scruffy looking nerf hearder wrong and my prequel blood is now calm. PS: Sorry for the rant
"If Facebook doesn't consider this disinformation to be terrorism they need to review their policy" Facebook: why stop it when you can spread it? Than more people will talk about you!
@@ethanrey98 when we started using typing has our main form of communication resulting in similar looking words being merged into one like we do with sounds and getting rid of unnessacary excess like too(there doesn't need to be 3 words for the same sounding word.context works just fine).
20:04 you see, they mean with their fingers as in they did not use a stylus or a pencil. Sure, all forms of art use your hands and fingers but this person meant it in that they used the tips of their fingers, put them on their phone, and drew on ibis paint X or whatever art app they used. :)
8:30 someone should tell that dude that most Irish people.. don’t know Irish. We use English most of the time. The only people who use Irish are people teaching it, people in those towns that only speak Irish to help you learn or 3rd class children trying to make it as a secret code and being completely oblivious to the fact that their teacher can understand them. Well, there’s probably more examples but I suppose I should “shut my cakehole.” The only Irish word that comes to mind when I think of the Irish language at first is “cáca caca milis” also known as “sweet poop cake.”
"The Sun isn't that big."
*Neither is your brain.*
Smooth brain
The tweet at 07:24 would have been even MORE cringey if "brianwash" hadn't been read as "brainwash" - TWICE.
@Cullen Weiss you’re entire stock of this account is one, the same amount of brain cells I have and the people in the video have
The sun isn’t that big.
*compared to UY-Scuti.*
@@hyumaru.mp6 Nice. I'd have expected VY Canis Majoris or the old classic, VV Cephei...
"MAMMALS DONT FLY"
Bats: That's where you're wrong, kiddo
*tHeY're bIrdS*
@@shizune_ NOOOO
"Mammals are confined to the ground"
Whales/dolphins: That's where you're wrong buckaroo
@@alextunneyware also seals and sea lions
@@alextunneyware whoooooosh
Screw what people say, wear kimono as much as you want. I'm Japanese and I can confirm, 99.9% of us would be happy for you to wear our cultural cloths.
So screw the people who say you can't wear it. Wear whatever you want!
Fr like I adore the patterns used on kimonos they're gorgeous
They’re so pretty. I wonder if I can go to Japan and get a kimono one day!
I genuinely for a minute thought you meant the lizard
@@leobamabaconator you mean a Komodo 😭
I own one, and I love it!
“Bats aren’t mammals! Mammals can’t fly. They are rooted to the ground.” (Or whatever the rest of that nonsense was)
Wait til she learns that dolphins are mammals too 😱
Orcas, whales, narwhals, belugas, manatees, etc. Basically anything that can give live birth
@@remusjohnlupin8484 ye.
And sharks are weird cuz they give birth to live pups but also lay eggs like other fish
@@Boundwithflame23 sharks are weird in more ways than one.
"Dolphins aren't mammals! What are you stupid? Dolphins are sharks! They have fins that are visible above water when they swim! They are just big fish like sharks! *Your* so sutpid for thinking that a dolphin could be a mammal! Fuck you! Die!"
(I hope the quotation marks made it obvious, but in case they didn't, this is all satirical dw I'm not an idiot)
@@theoverseer1775 lmao that was perfect
Girl in my class said “Mercury has the most gravity because it’s closest to the sun.”
@Jennifer David wooosh
@@jenniferdavid1870 Hey, Hey? Do you hear that? Do you hear that? That's the sound of the joke going over your head.
my.
Close enough
Whooosssshhhhhhhh
"All forms of art are made with fingers"
Singers: 👁👄👁
Everybody knows you speak by manually manipulating your larynx.
dancers too dkdbdj i don't think they all dance on their fingers ㅠㅠ
They write the lyrics down on paper or computer?- idk-
ur telling me u dont sing out ur fingers??? /j
come on everyone knows you can sing better if u have a finger up your arse
*“Is that the guy who trends on twitter every fourteen seconds for literally no reason?”*
That is the power of dream stans and his fame
3:35 this is hilarious because I just got into bonsai and just this morning minutes before starging this video I was thinking about them and I realized "wait, I can bonsai an apple tree and have tiny apples growing on my dining table or something, holy shit. Or maybe pears or something, or tiny peaches". And now I'm so excited to try growing tiny fruit trees.
And just for anyone actually curious, bonsai is literally just confining a normal tree to a pot so it never gets big, there's no difference in its genetics or anything like that. They just do everything they would do normally, but smol.
wait WHTATATAATATTA
You could make a mini kitchen for dolls and use the mini fruits lol
Thank you for this. I needed this image in my mind
I have a bonsai ficus tree :)
I've been wanting a bonsai tree, and have been doing a lot of research. The problem is that I just don't have a green thumb, and I'm afraid I would just flub it horribly.
Can’t stop imagining this:
“Hey man, do you watch anemia?”
“...What?”
“You heard me, anemia! They’re like Japanese cartoons!”
“That’s not what it’s called...”
The world needs a cheap "Star Wars"-like anime where the protagonist is called Luke Emia and the princess is called Pademic
Sorry for mixing original and prequel there, btw.
Bone Apple tea
He's on an alternate universe where anemia is anime and anime is anemia.
@@curtrolz7909 Even worse, he just tested HentaIV-positive. RIP
My mom called it that 😭
"You do realise chickens have four legs"
He won't accept he said this.
They have four limbs yes but certainly not four legs lol
Your name fucking got me
Absolutely awesome
on an animal related note imagine if the milk had a male name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
87 years ago defuq
Another thing about the Sesame Street one is that staying in a trash can and avoiding people is what Oscar does anyway, he just wanted to be a grouch and tell everyone that he was avoiding them to get a reaction. Clearly it worked better than he expected since someone took it politically.
"BAT ARE BIRDS","the sun isn't that big" and "who am i to question the great power!" Made me chuckle a little bit
“Since when has Christmas had a ‘t’ in the middle”
Ah yes, celebrating the birth of Chris
Chris pog
Good ol' Jesu Chris
Chris has risen
I laughed. U made someone happy u can be happy now. U make someone happy so ur brain make some chemicals now for u
@@adamniepowiemtego6011 well thanks, i actually kinda needed that :D
“Bats are birds” sent me on a rage for a whole hour: started having a argument with my cat because she meowed at me while I was explaining why bats aren’t birds. Very mad at her right now
You show that cat who's boss!
YE GO GET EM TIGER
Nooo!!! Be carefull please sir! If he's angry, he can banish you to dark dimension! ( T^T)
@@adamdamiri4823 “sir” were you referring to me or the cat because either way I will approve
@@moonlit367 uhhmm.....the cat of course, sir....You don't really think you have a chance against that.... powerfull creature, right? (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
"Since when has Chrismas had a 't' in the middle?"
Everyone named Chris: *Behold*
9:02 first of all it is obvious this guy/girl/ or whatever knows nothing about japanese culture since, when non japanese people are seen dressed in geisha attire or in kimonos and get their makeup done, japanese people see it as respectful. it is seen as how you look at their culture, and wearing a kimono is respectful to them. (and yes i know she was wearing a yukata and not a kimono)
Well to the person in the video. Theyvwant everyone to stick to their own culture... thst sounds pretty pretty bad.
Girl in my science class asked the teacher:
"If the Earth is round, then why don't penguins fall off the bottom"
This girl was in highscool.
I asked that... in kindergarten.
@@thedestroyasystem oof mah dude
@@thedestroyasystem fair, young and dumb
@@eagletgriff yup. Glad I grew out of the "dumb" part. Mostly.
@@thedestroyasystem we're all dumb at a young age at some point, Most of our embarrassing memories can come from that
“Since when has Christmas had a ‘t’ in the middle”
the birth of Jesus Chris
LMFAO THAT WAS GOOD
chrisianity
I like christmas.
@@ThePancakeJedi is that sarcasm
@@ThePancakeJedi It is
5:29 reminds me when my dad gave me my neighbor's old books about growing cannabis, and he'd gone through every single one and defaced any instance of "evolved" and replaced it with "developed" when the two words are literally synonyms, or a time peroid longer than 6000 years he'd just cross out and correct to "somewhere around 6000 years ago". He's such a freaking weirdo pretending to be into science but then refusing it all the time, that's why we're not even on speaking terms and I got those books through my dad. I could never stand being around him because there was never an intellectual discussion around the man, just him laughing in everyone's face and saying they're wrong and that he has this profound knowledge of the universe from God Himself. Idk how my dad is still friends with him, his whole family is sick of his BS lol
Have you tried telling him that he's blaspheming by claiming to know God's full plan?
One girl in my class said, with confidence “gravity is the air between the earth and moon”
A girl in my maths class said she was refusing a HPV vaccine because she didn’t want to be injected with Capricorn and disrupt her star symbol, which she proudly proclaimed was cancer.
Huh.
yes, BRAIN cancer
How far is that person in the highschool thing if their nearly I'm college then. . . They might encounter some problems in any academic persuits
Ironic.
@@Ultrakilltree yeah?
"Hey Satan, someone's here. He said his name is Satin."
"I don't know who made that guy, shoo him away."
He just has a fine appreciation for fabric
What do you do when your comment has 200 likes but 2 replies...
You spelled shoot wrong
Oh no... they’re summoning Nitas! What will we do?
The F is a nita?
Today I had a Spanish test where we had to translate phrases from English to Spanish while the teacher read them aloud. One of the phrases was “You are right”, and I felt the need to say, “that’s something you’ll never hear of twitter”
13:08 that's actually a double feature in "Confidently incorrect" because what Jenny is referring to is a live stream, not a response video, it's actually 12 hours long (11:55 minutes if I'm not mistaken) and only 4 of those hours are actually dedicated to her. For an off the cuff breakdown of a half hour video between 4 people, not Bad.
"The cows are all given girls names" If that yoghurt ISN'T made from female cow excretions I don't fucking want it.
Special bull milk 😂
Yeah honestly who would want "milk" form cow names john
@@Catastropheshe But Bulls have one long teet, while cows have 4. Cant believe that I, a college student, knows more than you. Smh my head /s
@@Zippytez it's either a woosh or very awkward try to make one...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
I feel like it would taste wrong If it came from a bull
This is also a bit of r/rareinsults lol-
“You goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown”
I once called someone a daft slab of pumice
@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 holy
I like calling people fried rats lol
@@Ballballbalz I'm 100% using that
@@cjdkat7847 h m
I called someone an empty triple A battery
8:17 being Irish i can say ah um *W H A T*
Yeah this one genuinely made me mad 😭
That person with the bonsai tree should really watch the ending of Season 1 Episode 5 of Body of Proof for the answer of how Bonsai trees exist. Crap now I wanna watch Body of Proof again.
"He has a PhD and you live in Kentucky."
As someone who also lives in Kentucky, that one hurt.
Can't wait for being from California to be a burn...oh, wait.
*HERT **_💔_*
It is true though.
Why would people there otherwise elect Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul and keep re-electing them?
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 California must be a millennial, because they've mastered the art of the self-burn.
@@Shiverwar Boy australia will burn our self esteem off
Questions was “What event occurred in October in 1939” and a girl answered “9/11”. She followed it up with “ohhh you said October”
At least she knew the month...
Didn't it happen in the year 2000??
@@seththeshrimp1955 satire, or real? Because if you're being serious, you need to read up on history.
@@Firestar19 ... I am going to go back to my good old friend, Google, and researching this. (it's not/hasn't yet been taught so it's not that I needed to know or anything)
Huh its in the year 2000
0:43 I just wanted to say, Lexington. That's all. This was a great video! Keep up the great work!
16:51 This flex was SO HARD that I had to stop and clutch my heart.
I remember someone saying, "Don't call him Asian. He isn't Asian, he is Korean. Totally different countries."
And my seoul left me that day...
Edit: Putting "seoul" so people can stop replying with the pun.
addison rae
@@claire-wk9ss "No, she's Asian."
yOU DON'T KNOW THAT, SHE COULD BE KOREAN
@@hierophantgreen9715 indeed
What?
@@MixieMooz ua-cam.com/video/moRoGK0Cos0/v-deo.html
The phrase "the sun isn't that big" reminds me of my teacher in grade 6 who said that the moon was bigger than the sun and the whole class was just like "huh? 😶" .
So we all had to convince her the sun was bigger than the moon.
Why is she a teacher
that happened
@@bostin1472 Brilliant way to get your students to demonstrate their knowledge tbh.
r/thathappened
And I thought that my second grade teacher who claimed that "indigo isn't a color" was bad.
3:04
ジャパねせ：るで。
English: Rude.
"Every book, which wasn't many/made."
Grammerly: No, no, it's "Everyn't many book"
The writer: What the?
“Also, I think men can dress however they want and it’s not any of your goddamn business you f*cking creep.”
One of the many reasons I love Robin.
Truely badass.
*claps in gay*
@@usernate5995 its not
@@usernate5995 who said it was
Something i was taught by Jojo.
I want this interaction
"And your exact qualifications are?"
"A degree in common sense"
10:36 the best part is that the correction is also wrong...
Thats the point bc they were trying to prove the op had no clue what they were talking about
“You son of a klansman” is definitely going into the inferno burns along with “You are the human equivalent of a participation award.”
if anyone uses those against you, you can turn that around with "i don't need to take this from someone that sucks toes"
If someone calls you gay just say "people who accuse others of homosexuality are often hiding being gay themselves"
@Anthony Brown I've found one that's almost as good as "You son of a Klansman"
"You rock-hard pantaloon"
The funny thing is, the "son of a Klansman" insult was an accurate one. Trumpdumpster's father was (among many others) arrested at a KKK rally in the 60s.
@@murpheria4562 If someone calls me gay, i can just say
"yeah"
I mean even if you aren't, it makes them feel like shit reaaaal quick
“Lesbians don’t exist”
Me: Slowly fades into the void
I’m coming with
*s a m e*
don’t leave me behind 🙄💅
the void is better than here
"Change da world. My final message. Goodbye."
5:33 Incorrect. The character of Elon Musk was inspired by Tony Stark. Get it right, people.
my friend thought virgin and virgo were the same thing and kept insisting “I’m not a virgin, i’m a taurus”
I love some of the insults people come back with. “Room temperature IQ” 😂
Meh. I use Kelvin.
@@ThePancakeJedi i- clever comeback to a comeback
@@thisbrainofmine oh so he uses Kelvin and its fine, but take away the L and suddenly im charged with "HuMaN tRaFfIcKiNg"
@@Bruh_idk69lul NO-
@Some Noob nah but in science class we were forced to use zelvin
"post mortem distress birthing" sounds like someone giving birth due to distress...after death??? This guy doesn't even know what the terms he made up actually mean...*sigh*
Post mortem distress birthing is an actual thing, in which after decomposition starts in the mother, a mixture of gas pressure and weak tissue pushes the baby (usually already deceased) out of the womb.
It has NOTHING to do with wanting to kill your offspring, god knows what he was thinking
I think that it comes from a mangling of postpartum depression, which I think is caused by the hormones crash or something? And sometimes the mother has intrusive thoughts about killing the kid, but those just cause feelings of guilt, which further compounds the distress at being unable to form an emotional bond with the infant. I think that it usually goes away in under two years?
I like to think the guy was just trolling people and people failed to realize
@@bigfatstupidfish2397 I also like to think that some people don't believe the earth is flat. All bets are off about human intelligence in my book
Yeah, I think if that really was a thing it would be like “post-birth extreme distress” or something
"Science spelled backwards is..."
"Completely irrelevant to any point anyone could ever want to make"
My mother said I look good, she was confidently incorrect
This Chris guy seems nice and chill
_you could make a religion out of this_
r/unexpectedBillWurtz
@@fritsch5534 close but not quite
@@StaticNebula26 How is this just close? Bill Wurtz literally invented that phrase!
@@fritsch5534 you could* make a religion out of this not "let's"
@@fritsch5534
the phrase is
“You could make a religion out of this!”
Imagine the poor people who believed the baby thing and thinks their moms wanted to straight up murder them as soon as they were born
part of that fact is true, the post mortem thing is a real word. but its when the mother dies, not the baby.
@@gonk1244 Sometimes both would die
But luckily with modern methods the babies don't get stuck anymore.
It's especially odd because the exact opposite is true these days. Skin to skin contact is considered essential for the bonding between mother and child and actually REDUCES post-partum depression symptoms.
@@EvanBear It's not odd. Incels and MGTOW villainises women to such a point that it's just
Sad. Illogical.
Like
Four hours? That makes me think of a medical issue the baby has. To the point they need an incubator.
I had a rabbit that killed her children
18:12 he absolutely was Darth Vader before he put on the suit, palpatine named him that as his sith apprentice after Anikin helped him kill Mace Windu, he exact words after said event were, "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader." This was before the black suit we are all so familiar with, watch the movie good lord.
11:25 we really need to get charlie here on the magic school bus and give him a lil lesson on how BASIC THINGS ANY COMPETENT PERSON WOULD KNOW
2:28 This whole “BATS ARE BIRDS” thing reminded me of that one little storyline in Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin ✨confidently✨ and ✨incorrectly✨ asserted in his school report that Bats were bugs
Glad I’m not the only one who thought of that
yeah
ive actually seen that somewhere in tv tropes
Part of the reason I love/hate Calvin and Hobbes ( read my username )
LMAO SAME
"50 × 0 is still 50. But 0 × 50 is 0"
Welp congratulations you just killed my last two remaining braincells
As someone who actually likes math, it pisses me off that someone probably over the age of 30 got one of the most basic problems and failed
Oh my-
*as a person who likes math, i'**
0 x 50 is 0 50 x 0 is also 0
Okay guys, I have 50 apple boxes that contain 0 apples meaning I don’t have any apples (0*50). Then there is this box of 50 apples that I don’t have (50*0).
That’s how I would try to explain it at least.
Literally one of the first rules of multiplication is "Anything multiplied by 0 equals zero, and zero multiplied by anything will equal zero". You literally learn this stuff in 2nd Grade.
50 groups of 0 and o groups of 50 is fucking 0
it's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's impossible to win an argument with a stupid one
Someone said that Halloween was a comedy.
Mmmm... yes... comedy...
Their reasoning was, and I quote, "I wasn't scared at all during the movie, therefore, it's not a horror movie."
I don't want milk from a "male cow."
I do
@@parafuegosarchive 🤨
@@parafuegosarchive 😕
r/cursedcomments?
This is trans cow erasure and I will not stand for it
Ah yes, Chrismas, that time of year we celebrate the birth of Chris
There's a dad joke in there that I already hated before I even finished thinking it.
My mind immediately said “Chris Christ” instead of “Jesus Christ”
technically the truth
@@NativS2002 jesusmas
@@noobo569 how?
Ah yes, bats, my favourite kind of birds.
I know that your birthday is on the 24th of march
1:30 well there is a thing called post partum depression, guess they heard about that.
Robin sounds like a game show host who is SO happy to tell you got the wrong answer
YOU FOOL!
YES
Ladies and gentlemen the answer was... Drumroll please...
INCORRECT
Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
Current: 175
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn do the same for me currently i have 26
It hurts.
Storytime:
Girl in my class said that Mars had a ring.
She was either living in the future or living in the past. Either way, she should’ve looked in a book.
@@teh_nooble Cool to know!
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this b****
Fun fact: Earth has a ring too, it's just made out of space trash from satellites, rockets, and other things like that
@@asstronaut4708 And yet SpaceX wants to launch their Starlink, despite people being afraid, that if there is an accident, we will be unable to do space travel for some time...
Since when did Christmas have a T in it?
Ah yes, all hail the great Chris!
at like 4:18
so the empire chose to discontinue clones for a few reasons:
1. accelerated aging means they grow old really fast, which isnt good
2. The kaminoans wanted more money, and the empire didn't want to keep paying. So they switched to enlistment and boom stormtroopers
Remember kids, when you are not sure about something, ask Google-sensei.
Or pray to Chris
In Google we trust.
@@starblocktheflyer7854 thrust*
@@Rqket Oh no no no no no no
@@Rqket gay
2:28 Fun fact: since bat wings are just skin stretched over fingers, bats fly with the power of jazz hands
I love this so much.
You know, I LOVE how stupid some people can be
This entire video gave me a condidence boost knowing that people who are confident on the internet can just be fucking moronic while being 100% sure of what they're doing
Idea: Valentine’s Day special intro. Here’s an example: “Hello, welcome to EmKay! My names’s Robin and I’m going to be robbin your heart this Valentine’s Day!”
Problem is: Robin is like that neighborhood cat that I feed. I know he will come back eventually, but I also know that I fed him this week so... That won't happen 😂
*it's happening*
good intro tho @XCraftMC
That was so punny I love it!!!!
Take my like and gtfo
"bats are birds"
News headline: Man loses additional bit of hope he didn't know he had
that man was me, i lost so much hope i didnt think i was capable of losing or holding any more, jesus christ i wish 2020 ended with nuclear war, id at least be dead and dumb instead of alive dumb and cold.
Yeah, how do they not know that bats are insects. smh my head.
ADHD Chaos Energy Yeah but we don’t want to be dead. We actually want to grow and learn from our mistakes.
@@ooheeh2264 do you see anyone learning from their mistakes?
@@gonk1244 well judging from the people on facebook the don't unfortunately
18:57 if anyone ever tells me "gay people don't exist" i'm going to look at my hands and yell "OH NO, I'M FADING!" and then run off
"I genuinely don't know where to start with you so I'm not going to bother."
Saving this for future use.
"Mammals never fly just because we can't fly"
That is basically what that one person in the video said.
And then blame it on swedish education! It is just plain irony. 🤣
But bats fly, and they are mammals
@IdiotamSpielen not only Sweden my friend, after the last president I belive every country except America believes they are idiots.
What about bats?????
@@hunterhussain809 that is what I was talking about
I don’t like to say “I lack the brainpower at this time” but will admit that sometimes in the early morning, after no sleep, I definitely feel that way when talking, or writing a comment.
Same. "Will get back to you with an actual explanation, my braincells are trying to regenerate."
Bonsai is an art from were you wire and prune trees into smaller forms. You don't get bonsai from breeding.
@@toast_2375 what does that have to do with anything? Also, cool, I never knew that’s how bonsai work. I thought they were just very tiny trees that existed.
@@toast_2375 also, how do I start bonsai? I want one now.
@@lordwoods3111 Same about all three, My braincells don't usually work, I didn't know bonsai worked that way, and yeah, I definitely want one.
This Reddit infuriates me more than it entertains me sometimes. I know you’re supposed to just have a laugh and let go but some of these just fill me with UNYIELDING RAGE and a sadness I can’t explain like I know people are not gonna know everything but some things are (or should be) common knowledge idk
Man, half of these people could become superheroes with how far they're able to reach to come up with their bullshit conclusions.
That guy with the "bat are birds" be like
"If it flies it's a biiiiiird"
its a bird! its a plane! no wait its a plane.
ITS A BIIIRRdDD
@Logan Campos this far back
Tbh mammals make up like 0.1% or less of flying creatures. Most of them are birds or insects.
Gives me "behold, a man" vibes ngl
Fly = berd
Someone: "Mammals dont fly, we're confined to the ground"
The wright brothers: "Are we a joke to you?"
WHALES and DOLPHINS, who arent on the ground or in the sky: are we a joke to b o t h of you?
Montgolfier brothers: **angry french noises**
If she honestly believes only birds can fly her head will explode if she ever learns about Pterosaurs.
the wright brothers didnt invent flying or airplanes, it was santos dumont!! just a fun fact :)
ua-cam.com/video/v90aioP9P04/v-deo.html
But why is nobody talking aboyt the fact that the intro is the King Dice song instrumental?
"Iiimm Mr King Dice im the devils right hand man, iiiii never play nice im the gamest in the land...."
Those people are hurting my brain so hard that I lost it
"Japanese cartoons are all the same, so name any and it'll fit."
Death note and Glitter force
Parasyte and Food Wars
Pokémon and devilman
Demon slayer and mai chan's daily life.
Danganronpa and sailor moon.
Naruto and SAO
I bet that "chrismas guy" is named Chris.
Because he'll never live to see Christ.
@@seminark Jesus was originally Jesus Chris. The T was added after he was crucified
No, his parents named him X because they thought it stands for Chris
Its christmas idiot! Learn to spell! Jeez even a two year old can do spell Christmas!
Someone pls post my reply in r/confidentlyincorrect so i can be on emkay :>
This really hurts my brain, more than it should
I feel that a crosover between this sub and r/rareinsults would be the perfect balance. like, we get infuriated by the incorrectness, but then feel better with the outlandish response
7:00 No. As a pagan, I can confirm that we do not do this, and our lives are usually consumed with cleansing, doing rituals under the full moon (which aren’t satanic), and looking at pretty rocks.
What kind of paganism?
@@sabiangriffin3713 I’m a Norse Pagan, meaning that I work with the gods from the Norse pantheon, and most of my beliefs stem from traditional Norse folklore
@@adeviantsponge7328 No Satan summoning whatsoever, because neither Satan nor Satin are a part of your pantheon
But who the fuck is Satin
@@crowMilatonin a very shiny boi
It's incredible how people like those still exist, and internet give them a way to amplify their message
I can’t tell if you did this on purpose or not
Edit: I meant you critiqued their spelling and whatever but messed up as well sorry if I’m a dumbass and don’t get what you’re saying I do that a lot
@@Spin818 hes saying that its bad that those kind of people still exist i think
@@Spin818 No sorry I tripped over the keyboard and composed a comment
In my head I'd like to think there are less of these people historically, but it just seems worse because of the internet. Kind of like how crime rates are drastically lower now a days but we still (rightfully) freak out over crime compared to ye olden days (hitchhiking, staying out late, etc). It's amazing that these people are so confident
@@Spin818 don't worry, it's that I couldn't understand what I had done on purpose XD
EVEN FORGETTING the fact that it was drawn by hand on a phone, it is still really good! (The fanart)
5:20
that does sound like a pretty s*** teacher though to be honest.
And I say that as a student.
"Naming the cow a girl's name is a misogyny"
Me an intellectual : Ah yes i love drinking milk from a cow named Chris or Benjamin
Those aren't milk
"Wonder why this milk is so sticky and salty"
i mean, Chris can also be a girl's name...
So...no cows named Christine or Christina?
Man, I’d love to meet a bull named like, Kevin or Josh or some shit
I can't imagine what milk from a bull would taste like.
Neither do I want to.
Like salty skim milk
"Salty milk"
Creamy.
Saltier than Twitter, and that is saying something.
I can’t imagine having to kill cows to get milk.
2:52 The British/Irish comedy series "Father Ted" has a genius scene in which the titular character tries to explain to his dim-witted colleague the difference between tiny toy cows, and faraway cows standing in the field. This reminded me of that...
My Star Wars Prequel blood is BOILING at the fact they said "Super wrong there" anakin skywalker
turned to the dark side and darth sidious said "henceforth you shall be known as darth vader" then vader fought along side his clone leigon the 501st and took over the jedi temple then he was ordered by darth sidious to go to mustafar and kill the seperatist leaders and by the time he killed them padme went to mustafar to see if he was okay because vader told her that he was ordered to go there obi-wan kenobi had snuck on to padmes ship and then vader notices obi-wan on the ramp force chokes padme in turn causing her to pass out then big battle between obi-wan and vader gets to lava obi-wan on rock anakin on droid over lava anakin ties to do what obi-wan did to maul but fails in turn causing all his limbs but is droid arm to be chopped off by obi-wan they do a few lines and then after sidiouses battle with yoda sidiouts truns up and fine anakin burning alive and takes him to be reconstucted on courusaunt and then he is in the suit and I have just proven that scruffy looking nerf hearder wrong and my prequel blood is now calm. PS: Sorry for the rant
"If Facebook doesn't consider this disinformation to be terrorism they need to review their policy"
Facebook: why stop it when you can spread it? Than more people will talk about you!
Storyshift Chara lol
Stupidity isn’t a virus, but is sure spreads like one.
then*
I wonder, when did people confuse the words "then" and" than" with each other's meanings?
@@ethanrey98 when we started using typing has our main form of communication resulting in similar looking words being merged into one like we do with sounds and getting rid of unnessacary excess like too(there doesn't need to be 3 words for the same sounding word.context works just fine).
Bats: Fly
Whales: Swim
Mole: Tunnels
That guy: NOT A MAMMAL
Moles are worms i guess
@@bluberrydee6205 *yep and whales are fishes that are just too big..*
20:04
you see, they mean with their fingers as in they did not use a stylus or a pencil. Sure, all forms of art use your hands and fingers but this person meant it in that they used the tips of their fingers, put them on their phone, and drew on ibis paint X or whatever art app they used.
:)
I remember arguing with my teacher about whether Greenland was in Europe or North America
"Since when did Christmas have a t in it?"
"Those who betray Chris will face true damnnation" -Someone
Chris: I don't see any god up here other than me!
“Hose who betray Chris will face rue damnnaion”*
@@JustPineapple *beray
@@JustPineapple hoo*
You forgot to remove T in Damnation
All of these posts are the meme that’s like:
“The world before and after your opinion”
@Work and Stuff true true they are indeed apart of earth
8:23
Me: laughing as I do my Irish language homework for my minor.
8:30 someone should tell that dude that most Irish people.. don’t know Irish. We use English most of the time. The only people who use Irish are people teaching it, people in those towns that only speak Irish to help you learn or 3rd class children trying to make it as a secret code and being completely oblivious to the fact that their teacher can understand them. Well, there’s probably more examples but I suppose I should “shut my cakehole.”
The only Irish word that comes to mind when I think of the Irish language at first is “cáca caca milis” also known as “sweet poop cake.”
“All forms of art are made with your fingers”
_Me, painting with my toes:_ I am four parallel universes ahead of you
Finger of the foot
Even then, an artist can refer to someone who make a music album. Think someone like MDK.
@@skeletonsoldier8875both hand fingers and toes have the same name in Spanish so yeah, foot fingers
@@floresillaWe do say the same in french though, commonly, even if we still got a word for toes but it's less used