"My username spawns in my room with a body and mind" Great. So I'll either have a rock band spawn in my room, get shot with a bouquet of roses or Crescent Rose, or I get to be friends with Penny and Ruby.
"I told her we use names now" - The thing is, everyone is still numbered. Probably every country has a national identification number for their citizens.
@@Fake_Fox No joke. Just a bit of food for thought. In the US, they have a Social Security Number, in Poland we have a Public Electronic Census System Number, in the Netherlands they have a Citizen Service Number, in the UK they have a National Insurance Number, and so on and so forth. Wherever you were born, or wherever you live, you have an assigned number.
Otis is trans. It's brought up in the movie as a joke that's really well played out as his father says how he remembers taking Otis' sister to watch the stars, Otis replies that he doesn't have a sister, and his father says, "Oh right! That was you!"
16:06 she's just got her hand on his knee. Ash has high-functioning autism, and that's him when he's actually relaxing, because he's got a friend who isn't constantly hyperactive.
@@slendveny7191 that's what i call people who see the LGBT and Autistic Spectrum not as people or individuals, but just a cute little label for Lil ScURNklies- kinda like what you're doing
15:11 Lorax: “The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed” Person: *chops trees* Lorax: “I am the Lorax I speak for the trees, do that again and I’ll break your knees”
Robin constantly sounds like a live sports reporter who’s slowly rotting away from internalised sadness, but pretends to be happy on camera. Don’t @‘t me, you know it
15:00 Does the no killing rule extend to triggered actions that take effect after the period has expired? I ask because the reply is possibly fatal. Personally, I'd ruin their reputation on any accounts they are currently logged into, then burn whatever they own and some other stuff, getting imprisoned for arson.
@ThatSSJNibba Around The Corner Yep. It was the biggest of it's time and with it, we could have know at least 50% more of the past, even with damaged scripture... Well, would if some *savages* haven't f.cking BURNT IT!
1:49 I had a dream that was literally a still image of a robin. Except instead of wings and a beak it had insanely buff arms colored like wings and a sideways trumpet sticking out of its face backwards. It also had one of those open mouth chubby cheek smiles under the trumpet.
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?” Excellent, my house has separated the entire universe in half. Unfortunately, the earth is no longer a sphere, and there is roughly a 50% chance I have killed everyone else due to the position of the sun
There is a 100% chance you killed all humans, and it's not because of the Sun. Presumably, said infinite plane has a depth and density, thus having mass. Now, while the mass is infinite, it will not create a black hole. This is because the mass is spread out. However, the mass would be great enough to mess with orbits of everything in Sol system, causing the various celestial bodies to slam into this new wall. Depending on it's thickness, they would either punch through it, or just put a crater into it on their first pass. Eventually though, they would come to rest upon it though. Now, with Earth, things might be more interesting. I am assuming that the plane spawns at 0 relative translative velocity to Earth's center of mass. (It can't spawn with any rotary velocity, as that would cause parts of it to spin faster than speed of light). Earth's surface is crushed, as it rolls along the plane, eventually Earth is embedded into the plane by the plane's gravity.
@@frantisekvrana3902 Huh. You're right in that case. I had thought of my username some sort of indestructible sheet of zero depth and thus no mass. Just a impassable barrier which nothing can pass. The edge of the universe I imagine. But because I failed to specify this, you are correct.
@@infiniteplanes5775 If it was a massless barrier as you meant it, it would still have very destructive effects, but you are right that we would have a chance at survival. Basically, it would have to not cut us off from the Sun, as you mentioned, but also not have the Sun slam into it later (would have to appear in front of Earth as it orbits). Even best case scenario would result in wherever you live getting obliterated, but most of humans could survive.
Hello Emkay, I have recently been diagnosed with manic depression and have been hav suicidal thoughts recently, your videos are the only thing keeping me going, thank you so much for helping me through this tough time.
0:52 Fun Fact that nobody cares: in Spanish there is always the "Colgate" joke because colgate is "cuélgate" and that is "hang yourself" so "hang yourself" just hanged itself
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?” Well a sentient Nintendo switch made of emeralds would appear in my house
15:58 I can actually explain that. Otis is canonically trans. In a scene between him and his dad, they were looking at the stars and his dad said "Feel like it was just yesterday when I was watching the stars with your sister." Otis said he didn't have a sister, to which his dad replied "oh yeah. That was you, wasn't it?".
Yeah nah I refuse to believe Back In The fucking Barnyard would bother with something like that, especially when it was made. That was just a joke they made and nothing more.
@@ABANDONED23456 that's what i call people who objectify the LGBT or just force any fictional character to be LGBT or Disabled because.. i don't know. Hey, I'm Bi and also on the spectrum, and it disgusts me when y'all do this
14:37 So you're telling me that you guys only have to spend 48 hours in the body of someone you hate the most? I am right now in my 16th year of being in this prison!
14:50 find a building that'll take over a minute to fall from the roof to the ground. wait until you have one minute left. jump. you'll be in freefall when time runs out and they'll take over just in time to hit the ground
Always a laugh perusing through subreddits with EmKay!! You're my favourite, Robin!!! (Don't tell the others!!). You're naturally hilarious, and that's perfect for this content!!!
“Remember kids, Kneecaps are a Privilege, not a right.”
technically the truth
Welp u heard the man start handing over ur kneecaps
@Geateya Dhotre not if I eat them first
@Geateya Dhotre oh no
i’m the 100th like, i think
11:45
_"I'M GONNA PISS ON _*_THE M O O N !"_*
- Eggman, in his announcement
Shadow the Hedgehog is a BismuthTechnetiumHydrogen ArsenicSulphur mother FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumElectronRadius.
11:42 And that guy will be Sokka. (Never watched ATLA, but this is one of the few things I know)
IM PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
r/cursedcomments
THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
*moon approaches earth*
"how convenient"
I love how he says "I/We'll be seeing ya", although he's never even once seen the majority of us and most likely never will :D
Hopefully not
No shit Sherlock
well *You* think they cant see us but what if *they Can*
@@reveredokay why so salty bruh😂
@@dante3546 *_Oh God_*
Denki Kaminari doesn't only have the talent to lose braincells, he also has the talent to make you lose braincells.
Lmao so true
Amazing.
Ah. That’s why.
And that's how i lost 1 braincell after this video
As a Denki Kinnie- touche.
Me: feeds raw steak to cows
Minecraft: **jazz music intensifies**
feed it ur ding-dong!
@@jotarokujo8990 no feed that to the pigs
I Had To Do A Double Take When I Saw *”Raw Steak”*
𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
Minecraft?
Of course Florida Man would do that, why am I not surprised
Yo kim jong-un when is world war 3 going to start
@@ryanvanonselen716 yeah I want to know when I can commit arson legally
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 Same bro that's why I asked
As your advisor Id advice not telling them the plan.
But you knew that your Kim Jong-un
Edit: why am I needed?
Then Kim jong un is gonna make South Korea kim jong noon
5:46
Humans are around 72% water, so if I step on a baby I'm around 72% Jesus and 100% in jail.
Hmm
@@snowy_the_wolf no no he's got a point
@@greatwavefan397 so,Jesus was a prisoner?
@@Puricifier No he wouldn't go to jail he'd get the death penalty, than he'd be Just like jesus
Hol up
"human tastes more like pork"
no wonder pork tasted familiar...
Ayo what the fuck
Yeah
I wonder where is my brother
That name reminds me of one you would see in a school movie where the main character is a social outcast
Indeed human tastes somewhat like pork
*hits blunt*
since jesus can walk on water
when it gets misty can jesus fly
Yes
Thank you for this question, Mr horse
Omg ur right
Your profile pic is perfect with this
HORSE ASS!?!
Roses are red
Apples are sometimes green
For the last time officer,
I thought she was eighteen
Fruit Loops
Nice
hamburger
ikr
i have to go to the bathroom
69
4:27
"Your the Best Step-BOoOnga I could ever ask for"
"Help me step booooonga I'm stuck in this weird looking rock"🤣🤣🤣
"My username spawns in my room with a body and mind"
Great. So I'll either have a rock band spawn in my room, get shot with a bouquet of roses or Crescent Rose, or I get to be friends with Penny and Ruby.
And mine? Hahaha... well... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me? I always wanted to meet a prince
The only enemy is me
D4RKSH4D0VV SHALL RAIN* SUPREME
*Purposely incorrect
Wait…Does this technically mean I’ll be able to get a shield possessed by a 130 year old spirit? *k o o l*
As a minnesotan that first one hit me like a load of bricks
My Stupid Life reminds me how my grampa died I still remember his last words "STOP THROWING THOSE BRIC-"
So what you're saying is, it made you feel like an Autozone?
In other words it hit you like a flying motorcycle
same here brother
i live in Minneapolis and shit was like DarkRP when the mods are offline
literally me lmaoo
"I told her we use names now" - The thing is, everyone is still numbered. Probably every country has a national identification number for their citizens.
I don't get it, mind explaining me the joke?
Fake Fox there isn’t one
@@Fake_Fox No joke. Just a bit of food for thought.
In the US, they have a Social Security Number, in Poland we have a Public Electronic Census System Number, in the Netherlands they have a Citizen Service Number, in the UK they have a National Insurance Number, and so on and so forth.
Wherever you were born, or wherever you live, you have an assigned number.
In my county, I'm student 928407
Aᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀʀ Dʀᴀᴋᴇsᴛᴏɴᴇ nice you got the strike gundam and i got the banshee
5:32 *the fact this person is kaminari makes this 100% better*
Ok but.. who was he texting?
@@ech0_thirteen probably jirou-
@@Tabby_is_cool poor Jiro she’s gotta put up with this 😂
Denki no 😭✋
Oh cmon
5:16 I love how the background music just suddenly stops
As someone who lives near Minneapolis, that was funny
New theory, ice is 99% water and 1% cold
Live in Minneapolis, can confirm
What's it like?
Jake R I live in MN but not Minneapolis but it’s kinda not bad until it’s night. But the rest of MN is good
Me sad you true
“Lives”
Otis is trans. It's brought up in the movie as a joke that's really well played out as his father says how he remembers taking Otis' sister to watch the stars, Otis replies that he doesn't have a sister, and his father says, "Oh right! That was you!"
Crazy ain't it
Since literally all cows are female
@@ashjose7973 Where in my comment does it say otherwise?
@@ashjose7973 it's a FICTIONAL cow, dude
@@Raya-ir4tm the cow is trans
@@ashjose7973 wait then how do they reproduce
12:12 you can't expect god to do all the work
16:06 she's just got her hand on his knee. Ash has high-functioning autism, and that's him when he's actually relaxing, because he's got a friend who isn't constantly hyperactive.
Why is everyone in this comment section fetishizing/objectifying the LGBT Community as well as people on the spectrum
@@skylarsworld9477 ?
@@slendveny7191 that's what i call people who see the LGBT and Autistic Spectrum not as people or individuals, but just a cute little label for Lil ScURNklies-
kinda like what you're doing
@@skylarsworld9477 I am queer and have autism, you're just being uncharitable.
Me: Another deppresing day at school, time to go home and feel worse.
EmKay: *Hippity hoppity, happiness is now your property*
*Pay your rent.*
You go to school...
@@timmyda1st191 i do too!!! three weeks in and there's already two covid cases! 😚✌
@@dollhousecrybaby73 I go full time school 7th grade to preschool and we have 6 cases it's a small school with a little amount of kids
Hippity hoppity, i just lost my poverty
"Your username becomes a real being in your house"
Those guys who call themselves Sans: *ah piss.*
Im even more dead
I think i have a problem on that comment
Does that mean im getting an air?
If it was yt instead of a reddit post I would be happy 👁️〰️👁️✨
Finally
I regret what I just said.
“What’s throbbing I’m robin”
That last one made me laugh immediately and almost spit beer all over my keyboard and monitor.
I'm going to Hell.
15:11
Lorax: “The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed”
Person: *chops trees*
Lorax: “I am the Lorax I speak for the trees, do that again and I’ll break your knees”
*Does it again*
Lorax: Try that again and I’ll count to 10
*Again*
Lorax: That was it you’re gonna die, No more chances no more lies.
Person:i will stop cutting the trees actually quick break his knees
i dont get 0:40
@@jakewainwright5367 you are better off not knowing
I am the lorax I speak for the trees do that again and I'll do the vietnamese
Robin constantly sounds like a live sports reporter who’s slowly rotting away from internalised sadness, but pretends to be happy on camera. Don’t @‘t me, you know it
He lowkey sounds more like Johnny Test's dad.
1:57 You knew what was "coming"? [Insert lenny face here]
15:00 Does the no killing rule extend to triggered actions that take effect after the period has expired?
I ask because the reply is possibly fatal.
Personally, I'd ruin their reputation on any accounts they are currently logged into, then burn whatever they own and some other stuff, getting imprisoned for arson.
I am not going to online school just to see memes from here, that's how entertaining y'all are.
Fail class.
Well I’m on break
It's midnight rn
lol
Naughty naughty
Not sure if this counts but:
The worst thing about having Japanese friends is that you have to drop it twice for them to get it.
Mate, I love it, it’s perfect
I told this to my mom
She wrote me out of her will
right on the edge...
i love it
💀
and that you should never play hide and seek in your house without watching your dog
4:57 "Minorities"
*gets ad to join the military*
Im sorry, *W.H.A.T*
14:42 I laughed for at least 30 seconds at this
1:37
Her eyes are enchanting? Im hopin for sharpness 5
Lol
What does minecraft and real life have in commen?
The things we want in both just kills us.
@@LurkAbyss In both Minecraft and Real life, Australia isn't real.
Guys I found Joe
Welp, last time I was this early, Alenxandria's library was still up and YES I AM STILL AND WILL ALWAYS BE ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!!
GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE LIBRARY
@ThatSSJNibba Around The Corner Yep. It was the biggest of it's time and with it, we could have know at least 50% more of the past, even with damaged scripture... Well, would if some *savages* haven't f.cking BURNT IT!
12:50
Cursed matrix
I fucking knew this comment would be here lmaooo
1:49 I had a dream that was literally a still image of a robin. Except instead of wings and a beak it had insanely buff arms colored like wings and a sideways trumpet sticking out of its face backwards. It also had one of those open mouth chubby cheek smiles under the trumpet.
I was just watching slime stuff and then i see a notification and my eyes just see
"Give me your toes"
I was trying to find meme songs :/
No toes for you.
What kind of "stuff" are we talking about 😏
@@definitelynotagenocider5204 its white and sticky.
Ah, you gotta love the YT comments section. Filled with hidden gems
Why are you everywhere?
Exactly. Just a few comments up, people are talking about cannibalism.
@@Silver_Sonic_23 and now comunism, no need to thank me
0:30 Karen's redemption arc
Can't wait for the final battle between Karen and the CEO of Racism.
“The guy who shoots the hole in Bruce Wayne’s parents to make Batman” god damn that is fucking good
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?”
Excellent, my house has separated the entire universe in half.
Unfortunately, the earth is no longer a sphere, and there is roughly a 50% chance I have killed everyone else due to the position of the sun
>Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?
🅰️
I got an enderman friend :)
There is a 100% chance you killed all humans, and it's not because of the Sun.
Presumably, said infinite plane has a depth and density, thus having mass. Now, while the mass is infinite, it will not create a black hole. This is because the mass is spread out. However, the mass would be great enough to mess with orbits of everything in Sol system, causing the various celestial bodies to slam into this new wall.
Depending on it's thickness, they would either punch through it, or just put a crater into it on their first pass. Eventually though, they would come to rest upon it though.
Now, with Earth, things might be more interesting.
I am assuming that the plane spawns at 0 relative translative velocity to Earth's center of mass. (It can't spawn with any rotary velocity, as that would cause parts of it to spin faster than speed of light).
Earth's surface is crushed, as it rolls along the plane, eventually Earth is embedded into the plane by the plane's gravity.
@@frantisekvrana3902 Huh. You're right in that case. I had thought of my username some sort of indestructible sheet of zero depth and thus no mass. Just a impassable barrier which nothing can pass. The edge of the universe I imagine. But because I failed to specify this, you are correct.
@@infiniteplanes5775 If it was a massless barrier as you meant it, it would still have very destructive effects, but you are right that we would have a chance at survival. Basically, it would have to not cut us off from the Sun, as you mentioned, but also not have the Sun slam into it later (would have to appear in front of Earth as it orbits).
Even best case scenario would result in wherever you live getting obliterated, but most of humans could survive.
Hello Emkay, I have recently been diagnosed with manic depression and have been hav suicidal thoughts recently, your videos are the only thing keeping me going, thank you so much for helping me through this tough time.
I hope you're doin alright partner .
Can we get an update?
Are you alive?
That’s crazy sad (Badum-CHHHHHH)
@@Imsilverone And... you killed them officer.
this is probably the best compilation of cursedcomments you guys have done
0:52 Fun Fact that nobody cares: in Spanish there is always the "Colgate" joke because colgate is "cuélgate" and that is "hang yourself" so "hang yourself" just hanged itself
everyone asks why is robin but no one ever asks how is robin. so...
How are you, robin?
He’s poppin’
These memes have been popping lately.
How is Robin?
Why are people asking, "Why is Robin?"
@@Mr-Y because yesn't
6:16
If you have to clarify, it’s just natural selection at this point
Ok. 1:19
That was the one that finally got me- wait why do i hear sirens outside? oh no....PANIIIIC!
1:05 “let us URN your trust”
i'm in online class watching this
*My mic was on*
Thank you for all the Fs in chat, i am honored.
f in chat
F
F
You have online classes?
F
Robin: why am I the only one torture on this channel
The editor: *cry's whilst smiling intensely*
1:44 Danny (Angels of Death) be like:
12:41: so that's why I have a small one, thanks mom and dad
I don't think anyone here gonna talk about the fact **Kaminari** was saying he is 92 percent jesus-
Yeah I noticed that and I immediately thought that's exactly what he would do 😂
Same
Kaminari would definitely say that
I-
*HALO THEME STARTS PLAYING AS KAMINARI T-POSES*
I wonder if the emkay jingle is royalty free
EmKay jingle? You mean King Dice's theme?
I saw "Five years ago" and I was like: *WHAT.*
they can get copyright claimed, but studio mdhr isnt like that
5 YEARS-
That name honestly made me think you said this 5 years ago and I was confused.
this video is so fire dude, idk how many times i rewatched this one. its just perfect combo robin doesn't waste a single second.
3:33 "we don't eat cats in this household"
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?”
Well a sentient Nintendo switch made of emeralds would appear in my house
Oof, I don’t think America’s ready for another typhoid outbreak haha
...
I get an adorable little rabbit like child to be friends with.
Uh oh
i... do not even know
15:58 I can actually explain that.
Otis is canonically trans. In a scene between him and his dad, they were looking at the stars and his dad said "Feel like it was just yesterday when I was watching the stars with your sister." Otis said he didn't have a sister, to which his dad replied "oh yeah. That was you, wasn't it?".
Oh fuck
Yeah nah I refuse to believe Back In The fucking Barnyard would bother with something like that, especially when it was made. That was just a joke they made and nothing more.
Can you not, Kuro?
@@skylarsworld9477 who tf is kuro-
@@ABANDONED23456 that's what i call people who objectify the LGBT or just force any fictional character to be LGBT or Disabled because.. i don't know. Hey, I'm Bi and also on the spectrum, and it disgusts me when y'all do this
16:49 I guess you could say their knees are weak arms are heavy
ur the best reddit channel EmKay keep up this amazing work!
:)
I do not understand what people have against raw human. humans are like trees, I like em better raw
shockwave exactly
I personally prefer them baked, but raw isn't bad. Have you ever had them as a pie though?
Just make sure you put them in the oven to burn off the fat first.
Junko Enoshima I have but it’s too sweet for my liking
SilverSonic 23 you can pick around the fat
14:37
So you're telling me that you guys only have to spend 48 hours in the body of someone you hate the most? I am right now in my 16th year of being in this prison!
r/suicidebywords
10:00 I’ve heard that cover and it’s actually really nice sounding.
10:51
It's funny until you realize just how scarily accurate that is.
Me: **early squad**
UA-cam: **0 views, 84 comments**
but where's the funny
Jürgen J. The funny is out of the window
14:50 find a building that'll take over a minute to fall from the roof to the ground. wait until you have one minute left. jump. you'll be in freefall when time runs out and they'll take over just in time to hit the ground
"Your username becomes a real being with a human mind"
AOT fans: maybe I am a Titan.................
I *JUST* rewatched S&M, and I didn't notice that. TIME TO REWATCH THE SERIES, AGAIN
4:02 "Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?"
*OH YEAH BABY HE'S BACK*
YAAA FRED KURCMC IS BAKC!!
wait a minute do I have a clone now-
cuz I’m having a good time HAVING A GOOD TIME!!
What have I done
@@satan5458 oh no
0:37im jewish AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DARK JOKE EVER
thanks! i made that comment
I don’t get it pls explain
@@rodeotcd dark joke regarding the holocaust
The post at 14:39 I nearly died laughing, literally crying from laughing too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (my insides are starting to hurt from laughter)
10:34 and we all loved him s- *CRUNCH*
6:30
Ok but the most cursed part is that the sand is _floating_
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?”
A sentient second controller who animates
A knife in my chest
@@kirbywithknife1702 oh god
A...MOTH! Get away from my screen, little bastard.
Oh no...
Hmm what r u
7:32 Steve Cash from Talking Kitty Cat used this in one of his earlier episodes
I’m laughing so hard that my humor is broken!
Emkay video: has blue light filter
.
.
When you already have the blue light filter on: Y E L L O W
13:25 "Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking aobut good Thoughts."
I respect that.
5:52 Neither can George.
15:06 my siri kept saying on turning on when he says satan but not when I say siri
"What's something you can say during Thanksgiving dinner and in the bedroom?"
"It's just like grandma's!"
5:33 you gotta love the fact it’s a fictional character that’s smarter than you
Denki
i like how you can watch so much emkay and always recognise robin
4:05 so literally a talking maple leaf
i can vibe with that
The Minneapolis one pissed me off. I had to run for my life from that not knowing if anything would be left when I came back. I’m still angry.
Always a laugh perusing through subreddits with EmKay!! You're my favourite, Robin!!! (Don't tell the others!!). You're naturally hilarious, and that's perfect for this content!!!
I don't know why I love cursecomments but I still love it
9:53 it is the way of life,
This is better then my 15 assignments due tomorrow
Sad_Baguette420 f
relatable ngl
I relate
4:46
They should do "Vegans Meet Saplings!"
yess
2:16
Item type: damage (common)
Effect: 15% chance to bleed for 4x35% on hit.
Stacks nonlinearly.
5:34 ah yes, Kaminari and his powerful, 2 and a half braincells
4:29
“We just created a circle, wants next?”
“A cylinder.”
That "jewish girl asked me for my number, I told her we use names now" killed me
I love y'all's videos
i'm stoned asf, this is the best vid of my life lmao
Robin and Lexi are my favorite voices omfg
15:55 I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is because in the movie, the cow is transgender!
Crazy ain't it
Since all cows are basically only female
@@ashjose7973 And all cows have offspring
@@Satan666Official ?
@@ashjose7973 in cattle, A cow is a female with offspring. A Heifer is a female that has not had offspring :)
@@Satan666Official oh
Congrats on 3 million subs. Well deserved.
6:28 Therapist: White Wither isn't real he can't hurt you
White Wither: