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- Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
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"You know who it is, it's Robin"
Me who still doesn't know the difference between Zack and Damien: *Thank you*
I'm going on a hunger strike until Damien starts a video with "My namien is Damien"
Don't you mean Jack? 😂
I miss damien I want him back on the channel
There both the same person now remember that's just a theory conspiracy theory
@@cheyennearnett8534 he already did back in the day on Emkay. Forgot which video.
"100% of the people who breathe oxygen die"
Robin: Same statistic applies to water
*Yeah you'd think so, breathing water is usually not a good thing*
Wait, it (italic)is?
You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. I breathe water all day, and I’m fine. Do your research.
*slowly dying*
I'm actually surprised how Alias' community post actually actually made it to r/technicallythetruth
R/woooose
@@NotMystxc *ah yes, the child of a wombat and a moose*
"WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" "I am a locksmith and I am a locksmith."
*Understandable have a great day*
@@Stoom_ lol
XD when i was reading this some random person near stared playing “my life is misery “ I don’t know why but I had to say it
**Understandable have a nice day.**
666
Customer: i want to sell this Vaccum cleaner
Employee: why?
Customer: *It Sucks*
Employee:**CONFUSED SCREAMING**
i know u wont believe me, but i read this as he said it
I-
My cat pat me as I read this
@@povthejokewentoveryourhead2938same
Reminds me of that one joke in Gravity Falls.
"The Stan Vac! It sucks more than anything!"
Fun fact : there are enough bones in a human body to create a skeleton
Dear God....
Woowoowowowowowow
Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
Fun fact: you are a brain driving a mecha skeleton wearing flesh armour
Depends on the skeleton. A human skeleton. Yes. A blue whale skeleton. Probably not. And if you do have enough bones in your body to create an entire blue whale skeleton, you should see a doctor.
Robin: "What's up?"
Me in Australia: "The floor."
r/cursedcomments
I liked 😋😋😋😍
xD
@@yeaididdat666 wat
Or in some cases, the ground
I've literally only realised that Robin is *that* Robin.
Which robin?
Which Robin?
WHICH ROBIN!??!!
The triforce of internet I’m pretty sure he left.
IS HE DICK GRAYSON, JASON TODD, DAMIEN WAYNE. I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
"I only learned how to read last week and its really stressful"
the past videos starring Robin: *i aint real, i'm just a figment of your imagination*
@@the_goofiest_whajje nah
Yah
"People die when they are killed"
-a man who said "just because you're correct dosn't mean you're right"
Correct
They could be left
@@thesillynugget619 or middle
@@josepoktovianus5866 or up
@@sanicishere7295 or down
@@elisinghal8292 or right
Technically the Truth: You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing
you could've lived the rest of you life without making this comment
You could live the rest of my life without anime to I just choose to live with anime in my life
You could live the rest of your life keeping me blocked on discord. But please don't. Unblock me so I can friend you, or else I will be not happy.
r/technicallythetruth
Wanna bet
The start:
He's watching a trailer
*I hate you.*
I felt that
I hate me too
@@gr1nm how to I summon you on my table with a pan ready to cook you
Correct
@@neotictitan4656 Cookame ondapan
Therapist: "What brings you two here together?"
Girlfriend: "My boyfriend, he's too literal."
Therapist: "And you?"
Boyfriend: "My truck."
For those who might not understand..the therapist asks what brought them there. So he said truck because he is to literal.
And to those who understood the joke...I'm sorry.
@@MinionPigStudioswhy sorry
@@MinionPigStudiosaaah, its a pun. Nevermind, I like puns
The rapist
@@PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 why do people hate puns so much
"100% of people that breathes oxygen die"
eminem: whew...
Legends never die
Oh so the queen just doesn't breathe
Indeed, I think Eminem’s leg does end.
And 100% of the people that breathe Water die too.
what about people who breathe carbon menoxide?
Brains are the only organ that named itself and knows of it’s own existence.
So technically brain creates brain
it cost you 0 dollars to say that but yet you did
I don’t like this...
I don’t like this...
What if the brain is tricking us and this is just a dream
"Lesbians probably"
I spit water out my nose at that
You can’t spit out your nose. It’s just snot possible
@@kikane2387 I'm all about doing what cannot be done, and I couldn't think of a pun for this
thanks, that was my comment from last year.
@@sn0wblake if you're saying i stole a comment i didnt, otherwise idk what you mean by that-
@@alexd8092 im not saying that. im just saying thanks for being entertained by my dumbassery :D
My grandfather once said:
-When one door closes, another one opens
He was a good person. But fuck, he was horribly constructing closets
Oh crap he told you our secret
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1Then why the TF he an asshole?
One you clap,you never stop claping, there are just longer pauses between each clap
**insert emoji with brain exploding**
@@fnafmaster_1 🤯
I hate this
@@fnafmaster_1 🤯
@@Rmysti why?
Dude: Hey can you get the F out of here Man?
Man: Sure, dude.
Me who has no Fs to give or get outta here: Sorry, all out!
I wanna like but it's at 69 sorry
Off topic when I saw this comment it had 69 likes. Now 70
If you blink your eyes close
Ah, yes, the all knowing and wise!
"how do humans get smart and stressed?" "They go to school!"
haha get it guys? because school bad 😆 im so -edgy- stressed 😭😭 I have insomnia!1!1!! i have 1000000000000 assignments due tomrrow!!!1 totally not becuse i procastnate everythng and blam it on stress!!1 😭😭😭😭😭
@@thecaketubby5764 yessss totally because I am blaming it on stress everybody should be able to do more then 6 subjects class work and homework in one day and study for their own and get enough sleep and be happy am I right!1!1!1!!!
@@weeb3414 Tru dat, I'm getting very stressed from online school, especially with the delta variant on the loose
@@funisinfinite. lmao they were being satire
@@ASGclouds NOoo! Am very stressed bc my techer hats me because im diagnosd with depresion😭😭😂!!11!!1!1!! (Totally from REAL docter and not me 🤪🤪)
11:44 let's all appreciate the math joke in this meme, "my √ (-100) girlfriend", the square root of negative numbers are what are called imaginary numbers. Those are a whole thing, but it's the imaginary girlfriend.
"What's Poppin' I'm Robin"
"My Namien Is Damien"
"I'm Fakob Jacob"
I love all those
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
@HiTimeToDie Nice
Hotel:trivago
“I’m Zach, and we’re back!”
"he's watching a trailer" Robin: i hate you
This did happen.
This did happen.
This did happen.
This did happen.
This did happen.
"I was born at a very young age"
*Hmm.. yes.. the floor here is made out of floor*
Hmm yes the wall here is made wall
hmm.. yes.. the ceiling here is made out of ceiling..
hmm yes the air is made out of air
Hm yes my dad is made of invisible
iiKitsxne_ii if the floor is made out of floor, why didn't they use the floor to make floor, as floor
Fri-END
Girlfri-END
Boyri-END
Best Fri-END
Family
Family is the only one that doesn't end
*Boyfri-END
God damn it Dom Torreto
*Dominic Toretto intensifies*
@@Luckyshape _boyriend_
@@prstnekit pls tell me how to use italic font
Fun fact: if you say "fun fact" chances are, people will read the whole thing. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Bullets only do their jobs AFTER they're fired. You park in driveways but drive on Parkways. Lights in video games use REAL electricity.
this comment is so overrated
fun fact;you've just read a sentance right here.
fun fact:
more than 99% of people haven't read the whole thing
fun fact : this is overused
Fun fact: when you die, you wont remember a thing!
The thumbnail has me laughing
Same
the first one got me
Yeah he really NAILED it
I think they used the same thumbnail for another video but it might have been on ezpz
wait I thought they used this thumbnail in another video
“Without using numbers, share how old you are”
I would have said either “As old as I am” or “The number of years since I was born.”
I was born in (insert year i was born)
I would have said
"༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つhow old i am"
my age is equivalent to the number of switch games here's (points at 18 Switch games I pulled out of my pocket, with 3 more in pocket for the next 3 years)
Thirteen
I would say
Ten
I’m not wrong due to it being a word
How to be good at speed running
1: get strict parents that only let you play game for 30 mins
2: slowly get better at the time then make it 20 then 10
3: now You have no time to play games but because of that you can do fast game now
-Obama I think
everyone at one point in time, were the fastest swimmers among billions.
I-well-I guess you're right
I don't get it cause (read my name), can someone explain?
@@brokenarrow8109 o h .
we swam at a speed of 35 miles per hour
Uh ok
Post: says something truthful- Robin: Yo I hate you-
"What the H?!"
- Grunkle Stan, about to be hit by a large letter H.
F in the chat for Grunkle Stan
F
F
F
H
13:56 Kinda stupid how I did such thing but
"What" = 4 letters
"Occasionally" = 12 letters
"Always" = 6 letters
"Never" = 5 letters
Lol it accurately was guessed
Robin when he sees the 2099 truck: **cool noises**
Robin when he sees the “he’s watching a trailer” comment: **mad noises**
WHY HASNT THIS GOT A HEART ANYMORE
Yea yea yea
@Cameron Cobb
*they got the joke-*
@Cameron Cobb bruh
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 45
"Day 45, I need to shit, I need to.. But i can't.."
Dude.. you okay?
if that was real you would have died already LOL
@@BubbleIsSoCool are you a jojo a fan
EasiaZ im not sure if he is, but YES! I AM!
Customer: I'd like to return this vacuum cleaner
Employee: Why?
Customer: because it doesn't clean vacuums
It sucks!
hmmmmmm
r/wooosh?
@@youvegraduated9463 what why wooosh lmfao
@@youvegraduated9463 how to get canceled 101
@@youvegraduated9463 congratulations you played yourself
I love that EarthBound one. I remember that if you say you DIDNT want a map, she would continuously say "A man without a map isnt popular with the girls" to get you to get one.
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”
"Spread the word"
@@unikh7344 can't, it's not for the bread.
"Together, we can stop that"
Every 24 hours in Africa a day passes
Every 30 days in Africa a month passes
2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a *P L A N E*
😅😅
@ØR3Ø nah
2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting attacked by a shark coming from the one and ONLY manhole in your area, a plane coming from the only flight near your area, and a guy comes out of the plane crash and stabs you with a machete named kindness.
And when you think that's it, you hear a gunshot and the words "Good Job, Violence".
Edit: if you haven't caught on I edit this with others recommendations.
LOL
@@Stoom_ and THEN a plane
*when you get here in 4 seconds:*
I am speed
We are*
*S P E E D*
We are sped
*SPAD*
I am sped
4:02 in that sense, common loot would be more helpful.
4:34 hey look. Alpharad made it into this video. Cool. And so did Earthbound. Awesome.
"100% of people who breathe oxygen die"
*MOM GET THE HELIUM*
*me breathing for the first time*
*longlife breathing addiction:*
When he says "Until next time, i'll be seein' ya!" Is technically the truth.
No its not. He won't be seeing me all till next time
@@SilverMe2004 Yeah, he can't even see me rn.
ALD 03 you don’t know he might be spying on you
4:34 The best part is Alpharad made that tweet when he was drunk.
Minecraft; the way home is the best SMM2 level. Change my mind.
The Drinky video was pretty cool tho
@@thespanishinquisitionprofe2151 Mr Fish
@@Gauntlet7514 beans
Legalise WuHu island
7:01
You literally did those impressions PERFECTLY!
0:02 that happens to me *all* the time, it’s SOOO annoying when the other half of my truck gets sucked into a portal in a different dimension
the different dimension is called "The Backrooms " but did you know about "The FrontRooms "
I know, right?
When like half the comments are about you but noone actually noticed your comment
*sad Alias noises*
hello.
I have noticed u
Hi alias, I knew it was you. I love ur vids
1:10
oof
"If at first you don't succeed, you fail"
*No, no, he's got a point*
said GLaDOS
@@VirgilCorium YESSS! After that part, i only started searching Portal fans in the comments.
And I found.
*But No, no he’s* doesn’t have any points
But v does
5:37
no its getting chased by invisible bears
“What’s something socially acceptable that might get banned in the next 100 years?”
*Looks at Tik Tok nervously*
*tik tok has fucking died*
UA-cam has been kicked for team killing
*Omegle Joined the Chat*
Omegle: M 19
*Omegle has left the chat*
Google has joined the chat
*Google activated Invincibility*
Club Penguin has joi-
*club penguin has left the chat*
Steam has joined the chat
Steam: *Winter Sale on now!*
Wish it was banned ngl-
@Andrew Davis yeah...? I don't like it cause everything on it is just cringey or outright disgusting/dumb
It was never socially acceptable
@@awildunus8847 Tiktok is just Vine but worse lmao
4:51 actually this is a myth, i tried doing this in southern france and never even heard a single "what the hell are you doing"
yuri I always knew you weren't ok
Why did you stab yourself though?? I putted so much effort on always choosing you😰😰😰
@@deniellimban8586 Just Monika
Kyoryu Senpai it wasn't voluntary
fri*end*
Girlfri*end*
Boyfri*end*
Best fri*end*
Minecraft has no end
Yūdoku毒毒Drawings lol that isint the end of the game though you can still play in the world, all you did was beat a boss
@Yūdoku毒毒Drawings But the "end" isnt on the end
@@fakeastic9575 shut up...
@Yūdoku毒毒Drawings Only Overworld have no end
cool_ cat12 the Minecraft tr *end*
11:44 I love this meme. First I thought the -100^1/2 is a mistake but than I realized that -100^1/2 is imaginary 😂😂
Robin: H-
Me: **LOUD TEXAN NOISES**
Let's do this *T E X A S S T Y L E*
in mother russia we call it a bear
*YALL BE TALKIN BAD ABOUT T E X A S?!-*
Person: "100% of the people who breath oxygen die"
Me: "I'm statistically Immortal"
Arvid you cannot disprove that I am immortal
@꧁SkyleeKates꧂ . I am not wrong :)
Person moment
Oh cool my favorite gd youtuber is here
Alias yes
I once read a hotel sign that says:
If you are looking for a sign, this is it
Me: Brain cells dying*
Emkay: bOne
B-two hundred and six-
"100% of peopple that breathe oxygen die"
EmKay: Same thing with water
Me: 100% of people that breathe water die
when my teacher says restate the answer:
100% of people who drink air die
if one of your friends' names is "anyone", and you get a knock at your door, it could literally be anyone.
Or anyone
When someone asks if Robin is okay, I’m *“Emkay”*
@Federal Bureau of Investigation Time to arrest yourself.
Ayo hol up, who is you?
@Federal Bureau of Investigation *handcuffs you*
@Federal Bureau of Investigation You're the FBI Thats an agent/
@Federal Bureau of Investigation shut yo mouth you goin to the human cage
I really like how half of these are just really clever puns
"You dont remember the day you were born"
Me: ... um... mine is thursday
Ω - Ω
Г° |
°
¤ - ¤
| |
° °
@@n0_name_ There're things called calanders
Monday
Monday :)
@@kulcsocska if there wasn't calanders, he wouldn't knew the day he was born
12:10 Robin straight up declaring a houseplant is smarter than he is
“Rich people are poor people with money” doesn’t seem right
yea... it seems kinda left to me...
Two lefts aren’t a right but three rights is a left
87
@@random.4419 F
200th like
6:47
*Load shotgun* Are you sure?
My friend:"Blow my mind."
Me: *Proceeds to fire an 45. 1911 into the base of his skull technically blowing his mind to mashed meat."
Hmm
'That's what you wanted, was it not?'
I'm ok with it
Cuz it's true
@@Enclave_soldier9474 Are you Actually from the Military??
life is a100% terminally fatal condition easily caused by sex.
Life, the ultimate STD....
Lol
“Thanks I hate it”
“You got a friend in horse”
“YOU DO NOT HAVE A Friend IN HORSE”
3:36 hilariously we call our sheep by saying "SHEEEEEPPP" in this high pitched "come and get it piggies" voice, yet if you say sheep normally they dont respond, but if yell in the high pitched "come and get it piggies" accent they respond
Since “W” is 2 U’s, we can say “sextuple u” instead of WWW.
Get out
But it V's, so shouldn't we call it "sextuple V's"?
Dang it english alphabet! Why do you have to be so confusing!?
Yeah. This is big brain time.
UU: double-u
W: double-v
WWW: triple-v triple-u
I... your arnt wrong but I dont like this
matthew: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself
Depressed ppl, Anxious ppl and edgy teenagers: *LISEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-*
Depressed, anxious, edgy teenagers: *crying in the corner*
Did you know: at one point you were born after anyone else in the world
Did you know the sky is down?But also up?But also sideways?But also diagonal?
@@romerotheliger3904 Woah, I didn't know that
When you leave high school everyone is younger than you
Not if you die young...
yes
5:16 That's why I'm still an advocate for saying "hexayoo" if we're spelling out the URL.
Fun fact: ti-84s end when you don’t charge them for two weeks and have a geometry test today
Geometry test more like geometry dash 😐 I suck at these lol
Fun fact: the company that makes government mandated calculators for schools has had a monopoly for over 10 years in a lot of countries. Likewise,neither the technology nor their overpriced prices have improved. Even though you can make more reliable, smaller, more energy efficient and less expensive electronics, even without resorting to outsourcing to developing nations.
Putting entirely aside that 99% of student already own phones that have all the hardware required to fulfill the same purposes in class and they can just hand out school-owned calculatiors for exams so there is no cheating.
Tl;Dr: Governments don't give a crap about people
87
:7
@@Reac2 either that or the government outsources it’s production to stimulate the economy of developing nations and their not developing more advanced calculators because they want children to develop passable mathematical skills without the aid of technology, so people are less reliant on their tech. You do know that despite a lot of dumb shit the government is attempting to help people right?
"If you work hard. Then you play Hard."
"If you Hard. Then you Hard."
DAMMIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
are you gaming hard or are you hardly gaming
@@miguelbaltazar7606 *chokes you (with hand)*
ARE YOU BREATHIN HARD OR HARDLY BREATHIN
Also you have typoo.
@@miuiswaifu *activates tech gauntlet and punches you very hardly*
A R E Y O U F I G T H I N G H A R D O R A R E Y O U H A R D L Y F I G H T I N G
@@miguelbaltazar7606 *activates quagsire*
are you dead or are you dead
Actually we literally can't prove that the sun is equally distant to the earth in both ways, due to the fact that we can't prove that light goes equally fast forward and backward. But we did establish that it doesn't matter, as it wouldn't break our current laws of physics either ways. This is a pretty interesting and crazy topic tbh.
What direction is forward?
So, if the multiverse is real, and ANYTHING can happen in said multiverse, what if one of there's a universe where the multiverse theory isn't real? If you travel between universes to the one where the multiverse theory isn't real, can you not leave the multiverse? Can you travel outside of the multiverse where the multiverse theory isn't real?
@@X-Ter It doesn't even have to be opposite directions, it's impossible to determine if the speed of light is the same in *any* direction. To measure the distance, you'd need to know how long something has travelled at which speed to get there. Basically, if it takes a year for light to reach something, let's say a planet, then that planet is a light-year away. However, we have to wait for the light to come back to us, and measure how long it has been since the light left, and came back, so two years, and cut it in half, because in theorythe light made the same trajectory to the planet and back. As we cannot measure when the light actually arrived on the planet, we cannot be sure that the light didn't actually travelled two years to planet, and then came back instantly. Or travelled one year and three months, and came back in nine months. There is no way to know, as a human on this planet would take as long to get us the information as the light would take to travel, so we arbitrarily decided to cut it equally and that the light, in models, will move at constant velocity in every direction.
15:08 my friend at school actually wears this shirt lol
My fricking dad owns this shirt. My sister and I got it for him for his birthday. Worth it.
14:10 whats funny about this is that this was actually a final jeopardy question
This is just the meme: every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes” turned into a video
"You know who it is,its robin!"
Me who thought it was jack:o-oh
BAKUGO O_O
0:44 “Florida man”
**aight, here we go again**
A friend of mine told me that onions are the only vegetables that make you cry.
So i yeeted a carrot into his eye uwu
You make me cry
Pls tell me why when I first read this I thought the word onions was colorsXD wtf
Those two are still not enough you know, ;-;
Lol
I did the same thing to my sister with a potato.
“Whats the trashiest thing youve ever seen” my mom telling me that my brother picked my gift already and so now i proceed to cry as i wish i knew what it was since i hate stupid suprises.
Wait ......... my cat is named stupid surprises................
*10:11** - that hill, "top of the world" is somewhere in Orange County, CA. I used to go there myself.*
That's top secret
Not really
Wheres the fbi
At the Pentagon
4:40 "THEY"
That is a certified internet funnyman Alpha J Rad
6:46
Guy: “Blow my mind!”
Me: *literally gets dynamite and blows up his head*
Guy: “Blow my mind!”
Me: literally gets dynamite and blows up his head
Girl: picks up the brain and puts it in her mouth
I was like: is it Robin?
I proceeded to realise that the Narrator is Robin and went:
"Yay heehee" Quarantine makes the most tiny things make me happy 😂
*heehee*
*heehee*
You may say that he was watching a trailer wasn't funny but it was semi-funny.
_omfg...._
Get out
@@alejandraandrade2623 I will leave
I have seen everything
I laughed so fucking hard at the "if you hard, then you hard" one, that I almost passed out
I literally couldn't breathe because of my laughter
“You’ll see the full one on Father’s Day” was the funniest thing ever
4:27 I like how you pronounced Antibabypillen. I want it to be pronounced like that in the normal german language. It just sound so much better
It DOES sound better than the actual pronunciation and really cute. Thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks that. 😂👍🏻
I TOTAALLY AGREE SHSHSHSH
@@MusicToLiveAndLoveI agree 😂👍
How can the moon landing be real if it's still in the sky?
It never landed
It's 2020 so who knows
@@fauzan.k.arifin r/unexpectedlywooshed
ThAt's NoT wHaT "ThE mOoN lAnDiNg" Is SuPpOsEd To Be /s
It could land and then leave again.
Zelda
Very quick transition at the beginning
"That's genius!"
*1 second later*
"I HATE YOU"
"100% of the people who breathe air die"
EmKay: "Same statistic applies for water"
me: Yes, if you breathe water you die
You don't breathe water, you drink it.
You can breathe water in gas form 😂
Robin says the word ‘hate’ more on r/technicallythetruth than he does in r/TIHI
if you take the sentence “she told him that she liked him” and put “only” anywhere in it, it still makes sense.
*you just tried that out, didnt you?*
Nope
Nope "sONLYhe told him that she liked him"
@@JacobArts ok maybe there is a loophole
*Big Brain intensifies
@@JacobArts That is
Technically the Truth
Ok but 87 also looks like a plague doctor looking at you from a weird angle while ur having sleep paralysis
I just randomly thought this: antidotes poison the poison
That is indeed true, with the right mindset at least
so IF poison creates an antidotes it technically said poison creates a poison that poison the poison that poison the poison
OwlTheNoob amen to that brother
this is technically the truth, we are all watching something but also reading a long with it
6:06 yes it does
High-r(e)solutio(n), full-color blacklit (d)isplay and built-in MathPrint™ feature TI-84 Plus CE graphing calculator
They lied to us
they remove the high resolution display in the next model
7:14 this is in earthbound.
The map that you get in the library has all the info of all the locations in earthbound, except the locations that the map doesn't show.