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  • @TealZero
    @TealZero 4 роки тому +6006

    "You know who it is, it's Robin"
    Me who still doesn't know the difference between Zack and Damien: *Thank you*

    • @cheyennearnett8534
      @cheyennearnett8534 4 роки тому +370

      I'm going on a hunger strike until Damien starts a video with "My namien is Damien"

    • @antheiheiant
      @antheiheiant 4 роки тому +46

      Don't you mean Jack? 😂

    • @articuno9956
      @articuno9956 4 роки тому +110

      I miss damien I want him back on the channel

    • @colejames3654
      @colejames3654 4 роки тому +52

      There both the same person now remember that's just a theory conspiracy theory

    • @themlgenius124_2
      @themlgenius124_2 4 роки тому +38

      @@cheyennearnett8534 he already did back in the day on Emkay. Forgot which video.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 3 роки тому +861

    "WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" "I am a locksmith and I am a locksmith."

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 роки тому +39

      *Understandable have a great day*

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 3 роки тому +7

      @@Stoom_ lol

    • @pinkybratface680
      @pinkybratface680 3 роки тому +4

      XD when i was reading this some random person near stared playing “my life is misery “ I don’t know why but I had to say it

    • @Crimson64
      @Crimson64 3 роки тому +5

      **Understandable have a nice day.**

    • @Abangboomer
      @Abangboomer 2 роки тому

      666

  • @rozinrazzaq8827
    @rozinrazzaq8827 4 роки тому +919

    Robin: "What's up?"
    Me in Australia: "The floor."

  • @PartzAway
    @PartzAway 3 роки тому +330

    Customer: i want to sell this Vaccum cleaner
    Employee: why?
    Customer: *It Sucks*
    Employee:**CONFUSED SCREAMING**

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 4 роки тому +2853

    "100% of the people who breathe oxygen die"
    Robin: Same statistic applies to water
    *Yeah you'd think so, breathing water is usually not a good thing*

    • @v2sauce
      @v2sauce 4 роки тому +24

      Wait, it (italic)is?

    • @noellec601
      @noellec601 4 роки тому +97

      You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. I breathe water all day, and I’m fine. Do your research.
      *slowly dying*

    • @therealthatcatstabe360
      @therealthatcatstabe360 4 роки тому +21

      I'm actually surprised how Alias' community post actually actually made it to r/technicallythetruth

    • @NotMystxc
      @NotMystxc 4 роки тому +4

      R/woooose

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 роки тому +38

      @@NotMystxc *ah yes, the child of a wombat and a moose*

  • @ajcortez4374
    @ajcortez4374 4 роки тому +729

    "100% of people that breathes oxygen die"
    eminem: whew...

  • @rabbit1360
    @rabbit1360 4 роки тому +466

    Dude: Hey can you get the F out of here Man?
    Man: Sure, dude.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 роки тому +9

      Me who has no Fs to give or get outta here: Sorry, all out!

    • @robertdowniesyndrome4577
      @robertdowniesyndrome4577 4 роки тому +5

      I wanna like but it's at 69 sorry

    • @emory1730
      @emory1730 4 роки тому +4

      Off topic when I saw this comment it had 69 likes. Now 70

    • @cookiejuice5886
      @cookiejuice5886 4 роки тому +3

      If you blink your eyes close

    • @kaminaridenki3581
      @kaminaridenki3581 4 роки тому +2

      Ah, yes, the all knowing and wise!

  • @otterpxpalt5591
    @otterpxpalt5591 3 роки тому +159

    "I only learned how to read last week and its really stressful"
    the past videos starring Robin: *i aint real, i'm just a figment of your imagination*

  • @immemores
    @immemores 3 роки тому +1340

    The start:
    He's watching a trailer
    *I hate you.*

    • @Childestroyer
      @Childestroyer 3 роки тому +11

      I felt that

    • @gr1nm
      @gr1nm 3 роки тому +16

      I hate me too

    • @neotictitan4656
      @neotictitan4656 3 роки тому +9

      @@gr1nm how to I summon you on my table with a pan ready to cook you

    • @arcanev4
      @arcanev4 3 роки тому +3

      Correct

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 роки тому

      @@neotictitan4656 Cookame ondapan

  • @wall7264
    @wall7264 3 роки тому +344

    "how do humans get smart and stressed?" "They go to school!"

    • @thecaketubby5764
      @thecaketubby5764 3 роки тому +5

      haha get it guys? because school bad 😆 im so -edgy- stressed 😭😭 I have insomnia!1!1!! i have 1000000000000 assignments due tomrrow!!!1 totally not becuse i procastnate everythng and blam it on stress!!1 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @weeb3414
      @weeb3414 3 роки тому +4

      @@thecaketubby5764 yessss totally because I am blaming it on stress everybody should be able to do more then 6 subjects class work and homework in one day and study for their own and get enough sleep and be happy am I right!1!1!1!!!

    • @funisinfinite.
      @funisinfinite. 3 роки тому +1

      @@weeb3414 Tru dat, I'm getting very stressed from online school, especially with the delta variant on the loose

    • @jerry-sv2rt
      @jerry-sv2rt 3 роки тому

      @@funisinfinite. lmao they were being satire

    • @jerry-sv2rt
      @jerry-sv2rt 3 роки тому

      @@ASGclouds NOoo! Am very stressed bc my techer hats me because im diagnosd with depresion😭😭😂!!11!!1!1!! (Totally from REAL docter and not me 🤪🤪)

  • @nxxynx5039
    @nxxynx5039 4 роки тому +4453

    I've literally only realised that Robin is *that* Robin.

    • @glottalstop2080
      @glottalstop2080 4 роки тому +182

      Which robin?

    • @h12-p3j
      @h12-p3j 4 роки тому +149

      Which Robin?

    • @a_potat
      @a_potat 4 роки тому +160

      WHICH ROBIN!??!!

    • @_Mac_Ros__
      @_Mac_Ros__ 4 роки тому +102

      The triforce of internet I’m pretty sure he left.

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 4 роки тому +165

      IS HE DICK GRAYSON, JASON TODD, DAMIEN WAYNE. I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 2 роки тому +263

    Therapist: "What brings you two here together?"
    Girlfriend: "My boyfriend, he's too literal."
    Therapist: "And you?"
    Boyfriend: "My truck."

    • @MemeRaider_X
      @MemeRaider_X Рік тому +15

      For those who might not understand..the therapist asks what brought them there. So he said truck because he is to literal.
      And to those who understood the joke...I'm sorry.

    • @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5
      @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 Рік тому +3

      ​@@MemeRaider_Xwhy sorry

    • @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5
      @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 Рік тому +3

      ​@@MemeRaider_Xaaah, its a pun. Nevermind, I like puns

    • @clurtzy
      @clurtzy Рік тому

      The rapist

    • @taraktaras7327
      @taraktaras7327 Рік тому

      @@PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 why do people hate puns so much

  • @adambarclay2393
    @adambarclay2393 4 роки тому +225

    "he's watching a trailer" Robin: i hate you

  • @deaddog9036
    @deaddog9036 3 роки тому +5156

    Fun fact : there are enough bones in a human body to create a skeleton

    • @cassidymiller3224
      @cassidymiller3224 3 роки тому +85

      Dear God....

    • @muhammadIbrahim-jp2bu
      @muhammadIbrahim-jp2bu 3 роки тому +38

      Woowoowowowowowow

    • @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513
      @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513 3 роки тому +128

      Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @JustLetMeUseNPC
      @JustLetMeUseNPC 3 роки тому +123

      Fun fact: you are a brain driving a mecha skeleton wearing flesh armour

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 3 роки тому +78

      Depends on the skeleton. A human skeleton. Yes. A blue whale skeleton. Probably not. And if you do have enough bones in your body to create an entire blue whale skeleton, you should see a doctor.

  • @lunatic-db6mp
    @lunatic-db6mp 4 роки тому +483

    "People die when they are killed"
    -a man who said "just because you're correct dosn't mean you're right"

  • @Just-Nedo
    @Just-Nedo 2 роки тому +120

    My grandfather once said:
    -When one door closes, another one opens
    He was a good person. But fuck, he was horribly constructing closets

    • @chad4628
      @chad4628 Рік тому

      Oh crap he told you our secret

    • @anyamusume253
      @anyamusume253 Рік тому

      @Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1Then why the TF he an asshole?

  • @bonniesanders3340
    @bonniesanders3340 4 роки тому +188

    Post: says something truthful- Robin: Yo I hate you-

  • @alexd8092
    @alexd8092 3 роки тому +591

    "Lesbians probably"
    I spit water out my nose at that

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 роки тому +16

      @Kikane I'm all about doing what cannot be done, and I couldn't think of a pun for this

    • @sn0wblake
      @sn0wblake 3 роки тому +3

      thanks, that was my comment from last year.

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 роки тому +2

      @@sn0wblake if you're saying i stole a comment i didnt, otherwise idk what you mean by that-

    • @sn0wblake
      @sn0wblake 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexd8092 im not saying that. im just saying thanks for being entertained by my dumbassery :D

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 роки тому +6

      @@sn0wblake ah thank you for your genius comment

  • @shin9328
    @shin9328 4 роки тому +426

    "What's Poppin' I'm Robin"
    "My Namien Is Damien"
    "I'm Fakob Jacob"

  • @NathanwasNOThere
    @NathanwasNOThere 3 роки тому +29

    Fri-END
    Girlfri-END
    Boyri-END
    Best Fri-END
    Family
    Family is the only one that doesn't end

  • @Cheese-fp5bh
    @Cheese-fp5bh 4 роки тому +1703

    Brains are the only organ that named itself and knows of it’s own existence.

    • @owlthenoob6053
      @owlthenoob6053 4 роки тому +64

      So technically brain creates brain

    • @wqroblox7809
      @wqroblox7809 4 роки тому +62

      it cost you 0 dollars to say that but yet you did

    • @NoOne-kc9jq
      @NoOne-kc9jq 4 роки тому +19

      I don’t like this...

    • @NoOne-kc9jq
      @NoOne-kc9jq 4 роки тому +22

      I don’t like this...

    • @buidinh6270
      @buidinh6270 4 роки тому +26

      What if the brain is tricking us and this is just a dream

  • @CinderFalls
    @CinderFalls 4 роки тому +550

    "I was born at a very young age"
    *Hmm.. yes.. the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @rogue_myster4705
      @rogue_myster4705 4 роки тому +10

      Hmm yes the wall here is made wall

    • @leo-yp8zq
      @leo-yp8zq 4 роки тому +10

      hmm.. yes.. the ceiling here is made out of ceiling..

    • @ougus
      @ougus 4 роки тому +7

      hmm yes the air is made out of air

    • @MiddyEXP
      @MiddyEXP 4 роки тому +12

      Hm yes my dad is made of invisible

    • @noobeh2394
      @noobeh2394 4 роки тому +6

      iiKitsxne_ii if the floor is made out of floor, why didn't they use the floor to make floor, as floor

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles 3 роки тому +324

    “Without using numbers, share how old you are”
    I would have said either “As old as I am” or “The number of years since I was born.”

    • @elisinghal8292
      @elisinghal8292 3 роки тому +7

      I was born in (insert year i was born)

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 3 роки тому +6

      I would have said
      "༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つhow old i am"

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 3 роки тому

      my age is equivalent to the number of switch games here's (points at 18 Switch games I pulled out of my pocket, with 3 more in pocket for the next 3 years)

    • @TheJasperEffect
      @TheJasperEffect 3 роки тому +1

      Thirteen

    • @carolinehooper83
      @carolinehooper83 3 роки тому

      I would say
      Ten
      I’m not wrong due to it being a word

  • @puffytdh9408
    @puffytdh9408 3 роки тому +30

    How to be good at speed running
    1: get strict parents that only let you play game for 30 mins
    2: slowly get better at the time then make it 20 then 10
    3: now You have no time to play games but because of that you can do fast game now
    -Obama I think

  • @Rowdinn
    @Rowdinn 4 роки тому +399

    One you clap,you never stop claping, there are just longer pauses between each clap

  • @somerandomgameranimator4481
    @somerandomgameranimator4481 4 роки тому +3616

    Technically the Truth: You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing

    • @-hollythekitsune-7086
      @-hollythekitsune-7086 3 роки тому +215

      you could've lived the rest of you life without making this comment

    • @sarahrambo1126
      @sarahrambo1126 3 роки тому +83

      You could live the rest of my life without anime to I just choose to live with anime in my life

    • @nolhydra224
      @nolhydra224 3 роки тому +50

      You could live the rest of your life keeping me blocked on discord. But please don't. Unblock me so I can friend you, or else I will be not happy.

    • @flow6150
      @flow6150 3 роки тому +18

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 3 роки тому +12

      Wanna bet

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
    @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 4 роки тому +459

    The thumbnail has me laughing

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @orangejuice1429
      @orangejuice1429 4 роки тому +4

      the first one got me

    • @happytachanka4927
      @happytachanka4927 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah he really NAILED it

    • @stitchy_7789
      @stitchy_7789 4 роки тому +3

      I think they used the same thumbnail for another video but it might have been on ezpz

    • @polishcow4631
      @polishcow4631 4 роки тому +2

      wait I thought they used this thumbnail in another video

  • @dylanahern7039
    @dylanahern7039 Рік тому +6

    7:01
    You literally did those impressions PERFECTLY!

  • @BubbleIsSoCool
    @BubbleIsSoCool 4 роки тому +545

    Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 45

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 роки тому +19

      "Day 45, I need to shit, I need to.. But i can't.."

    • @solsoil
      @solsoil 4 роки тому +11

      Dude.. you okay?

    • @owoister
      @owoister 4 роки тому +4

      if that was real you would have died already LOL

    • @easiazyy
      @easiazyy 4 роки тому +1

      @@BubbleIsSoCool are you a jojo a fan

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +3

      EasiaZ im not sure if he is, but YES! I AM!

  • @malcolmpayne3598
    @malcolmpayne3598 4 роки тому +279

    "What the H?!"
    - Grunkle Stan, about to be hit by a large letter H.

  • @FordMustang66
    @FordMustang66 4 роки тому +241

    Robin when he sees the 2099 truck: **cool noises**
    Robin when he sees the “he’s watching a trailer” comment: **mad noises**

  • @KyleMortPowers
    @KyleMortPowers 3 роки тому +9

    I love that EarthBound one. I remember that if you say you DIDNT want a map, she would continuously say "A man without a map isnt popular with the girls" to get you to get one.

  • @melindacro2626
    @melindacro2626 3 роки тому +288

    Customer: I'd like to return this vacuum cleaner
    Employee: Why?
    Customer: because it doesn't clean vacuums

    • @its_hysteriaa
      @its_hysteriaa 3 роки тому +5

      It sucks!

    • @youvegraduated9463
      @youvegraduated9463 3 роки тому +1

      hmmmmmm
      r/wooosh?

    • @its_hysteriaa
      @its_hysteriaa 3 роки тому +8

      @@youvegraduated9463 what why wooosh lmfao

    • @Yuuki74305
      @Yuuki74305 3 роки тому +7

      @@youvegraduated9463 how to get canceled 101

    • @aaourvsv
      @aaourvsv 3 роки тому +1

      @@youvegraduated9463 congratulations you played yourself

  • @cool_cat1225
    @cool_cat1225 4 роки тому +202

    fri*end*
    Girlfri*end*
    Boyfri*end*
    Best fri*end*
    Minecraft has no end

    • @AJ-sx3lc
      @AJ-sx3lc 4 роки тому +4

      Yūdoku毒毒Drawings lol that isint the end of the game though you can still play in the world, all you did was beat a boss

    • @fakeastic9575
      @fakeastic9575 4 роки тому +1

      @Yūdoku毒毒Drawings But the "end" isnt on the end

    • @renkun4702
      @renkun4702 4 роки тому +3

      @@fakeastic9575 shut up...

    • @Diamondesignsempires
      @Diamondesignsempires 4 роки тому +2

      @Yūdoku毒毒Drawings Only Overworld have no end

    • @lightningstudios113
      @lightningstudios113 4 роки тому +1

      cool_ cat12 the Minecraft tr *end*

  • @ItzZal
    @ItzZal 4 роки тому +72

    0:02 that happens to me *all* the time, it’s SOOO annoying when the other half of my truck gets sucked into a portal in a different dimension

    • @tyrantula2484
      @tyrantula2484 4 роки тому +5

      the different dimension is called "The Backrooms " but did you know about "The FrontRooms "

    • @valorizea
      @valorizea 4 роки тому

      I know, right?

  • @asdfcat123
    @asdfcat123 Рік тому +3

    Satan only punishes people, he doesn't kill people at all.

  • @mile-.-1069
    @mile-.-1069 3 роки тому +173

    “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

    • @unikh7344
      @unikh7344 3 роки тому +6

      "Spread the word"

    • @maestro7123
      @maestro7123 3 роки тому +2

      @@unikh7344 can't, it's not for the bread.

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 роки тому +6

      "Together, we can stop that"

    • @Nickcageblanket420
      @Nickcageblanket420 3 роки тому +1

      Every 24 hours in Africa a day passes

    • @Nickcageblanket420
      @Nickcageblanket420 3 роки тому +1

      Every 30 days in Africa a month passes

  • @Shikiouji
    @Shikiouji 4 роки тому +722

    everyone at one point in time, were the fastest swimmers among billions.

  • @Apocrowlypse
    @Apocrowlypse 4 роки тому +251

    *when you get here in 4 seconds:*
    I am speed

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 роки тому +11

    4:02 in that sense, common loot would be more helpful.
    4:34 hey look. Alpharad made it into this video. Cool. And so did Earthbound. Awesome.

  • @AliasGD
    @AliasGD 4 роки тому +365

    When like half the comments are about you but noone actually noticed your comment
    *sad Alias noises*

  • @numberguy6337
    @numberguy6337 4 роки тому +65

    4:34 The best part is Alpharad made that tweet when he was drunk.

  • @TheOnlyBlancy
    @TheOnlyBlancy 3 роки тому +1341

    Fun fact: if you say "fun fact" chances are, people will read the whole thing. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Bullets only do their jobs AFTER they're fired. You park in driveways but drive on Parkways. Lights in video games use REAL electricity.

    • @mangobaby_videos
      @mangobaby_videos 3 роки тому +20

      this comment is so overrated

    • @on2td
      @on2td 3 роки тому +39

      fun fact;you've just read a sentance right here.

    • @-hollythekitsune-7086
      @-hollythekitsune-7086 3 роки тому +13

      fun fact:
      more than 99% of people haven't read the whole thing

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 роки тому +13

      fun fact : this is overused

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 роки тому +11

      Fun fact: when you die, you wont remember a thing!

  • @BloxThunder
    @BloxThunder 2 роки тому +13

    13:56 Kinda stupid how I did such thing but
    "What" = 4 letters
    "Occasionally" = 12 letters
    "Always" = 6 letters
    "Never" = 5 letters
    Lol it accurately was guessed

  • @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513
    @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513 3 роки тому +45

    I once read a hotel sign that says:
    If you are looking for a sign, this is it

  • @stormxcloud2194
    @stormxcloud2194 4 роки тому +124

    When he says "Until next time, i'll be seein' ya!" Is technically the truth.

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 4 роки тому +10

      No its not. He won't be seeing me all till next time

    • @ald0319
      @ald0319 4 роки тому +5

      @@SilverMe2004 Yeah, he can't even see me rn.

    • @LazyEggo
      @LazyEggo 4 роки тому +5

      ALD 03 you don’t know he might be spying on you

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 3 роки тому +44

    "100% of people who breathe oxygen die"
    *MOM GET THE HELIUM*

  • @neineinfachnein4497
    @neineinfachnein4497 Рік тому +3

    11:44 I love this meme. First I thought the -100^1/2 is a mistake but than I realized that -100^1/2 is imaginary 😂😂

  • @IraiXiV
    @IraiXiV 3 роки тому +30

    12:10 Robin straight up declaring a houseplant is smarter than he is

  • @malchromsckil6516
    @malchromsckil6516 4 роки тому +60

    My friend:"Blow my mind."
    Me: *Proceeds to fire an 45. 1911 into the base of his skull technically blowing his mind to mashed meat."

  • @lockking6961
    @lockking6961 4 роки тому +45

    "100% of peopple that breathe oxygen die"
    EmKay: Same thing with water
    Me: 100% of people that breathe water die

  • @_Fish893
    @_Fish893 3 роки тому +3

    4:41 alpharad is such a madlad

  • @sillygoofyonyxx
    @sillygoofyonyxx 3 роки тому +392

    2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a *P L A N E*

    • @morefrecklesthansense9817
      @morefrecklesthansense9817 3 роки тому +4

      😅😅

    • @maestro7123
      @maestro7123 3 роки тому +5

      @ØR3Ø nah

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 роки тому +18

      2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting attacked by a shark coming from the one and ONLY manhole in your area, a plane coming from the only flight near your area, and a guy comes out of the plane crash and stabs you with a machete named kindness.
      And when you think that's it, you hear a gunshot and the words "Good Job, Violence".
      Edit: if you haven't caught on I edit this with others recommendations.

    • @Z3r0M0D3
      @Z3r0M0D3 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @thecpg980
      @thecpg980 3 роки тому +3

      @@Stoom_ and THEN a plane

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 роки тому +111

    Robin: H-
    Me: **LOUD TEXAN NOISES**

  • @cameraman9618
    @cameraman9618 3 роки тому +36

    “Thanks I hate it”
    “You got a friend in horse”
    “YOU DO NOT HAVE A Friend IN HORSE”

  • @the-digital-idiot
    @the-digital-idiot Рік тому +9

    11:44 let's all appreciate the math joke in this meme, "my √ (-100) girlfriend", the square root of negative numbers are what are called imaginary numbers. Those are a whole thing, but it's the imaginary girlfriend.

  • @shouldvebeenme
    @shouldvebeenme 4 роки тому +31

    if one of your friends' names is "anyone", and you get a knock at your door, it could literally be anyone.

  • @hatsuneblacktrousers
    @hatsuneblacktrousers 4 роки тому +46

    4:51 actually this is a myth, i tried doing this in southern france and never even heard a single "what the hell are you doing"

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 роки тому +4

      yuri I always knew you weren't ok

    • @deniellimban8586
      @deniellimban8586 4 роки тому +3

      Why did you stab yourself though?? I putted so much effort on always choosing you😰😰😰

    • @szerra3604
      @szerra3604 4 роки тому +3

      @@deniellimban8586 Just Monika

    • @hatsuneblacktrousers
      @hatsuneblacktrousers 4 роки тому +2

      Kyoryu Senpai it wasn't voluntary

  • @jacobedwards_115
    @jacobedwards_115 4 роки тому +142

    Did you know: at one point you were born after anyone else in the world

    • @romerotheliger3904
      @romerotheliger3904 4 роки тому +4

      Did you know the sky is down?But also up?But also sideways?But also diagonal?

    • @szerra3604
      @szerra3604 4 роки тому

      @@romerotheliger3904 Woah, I didn't know that

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +1

      When you leave high school everyone is younger than you

    • @sparkymist
      @sparkymist 4 роки тому +1

      Not if you die young...

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 роки тому

      yes

  • @JJ-qz1dg
    @JJ-qz1dg 2 роки тому +2

    4:40 "THEY"
    That is a certified internet funnyman Alpha J Rad

  • @bride_of_frankenstein2494
    @bride_of_frankenstein2494 4 роки тому +192

    “What’s something socially acceptable that might get banned in the next 100 years?”
    *Looks at Tik Tok nervously*

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 роки тому +11

      *tik tok has fucking died*
      UA-cam has been kicked for team killing
      *Omegle Joined the Chat*
      Omegle: M 19
      *Omegle has left the chat*
      Google has joined the chat
      *Google activated Invincibility*
      Club Penguin has joi-
      *club penguin has left the chat*
      Steam has joined the chat
      Steam: *Winter Sale on now!*

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 роки тому +11

      Wish it was banned ngl-

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 роки тому +6

      @Andrew Davis yeah...? I don't like it cause everything on it is just cringey or outright disgusting/dumb

    • @awildunus8847
      @awildunus8847 4 роки тому +5

      It was never socially acceptable

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 роки тому +4

      @@awildunus8847 Tiktok is just Vine but worse lmao

  • @bakugoukatsuki411
    @bakugoukatsuki411 4 роки тому +70

    "You know who it is,its robin!"
    Me who thought it was jack:o-oh

  • @IDenne
    @IDenne 4 роки тому +189

    “Rich people are poor people with money” doesn’t seem right

  • @Jacob-F45
    @Jacob-F45 2 роки тому +1

    “The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.”

  • @rezoiix355
    @rezoiix355 4 роки тому +111

    When someone asks if Robin is okay, I’m *“Emkay”*

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 роки тому +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Time to arrest yourself.

    • @fbiagent8675
      @fbiagent8675 4 роки тому +1

      Ayo hol up, who is you?

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 роки тому +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation *handcuffs you*

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 роки тому

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation You're the FBI Thats an agent/

    • @mayoraldrinzon4847
      @mayoraldrinzon4847 4 роки тому

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation shut yo mouth you goin to the human cage

  • @melonhead8760
    @melonhead8760 3 роки тому +166

    Fun fact: ti-84s end when you don’t charge them for two weeks and have a geometry test today

    • @EviZaggo
      @EviZaggo 3 роки тому +2

      Geometry test more like geometry dash 😐 I suck at these lol

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 3 роки тому +6

      Fun fact: the company that makes government mandated calculators for schools has had a monopoly for over 10 years in a lot of countries. Likewise,neither the technology nor their overpriced prices have improved. Even though you can make more reliable, smaller, more energy efficient and less expensive electronics, even without resorting to outsourcing to developing nations.
      Putting entirely aside that 99% of student already own phones that have all the hardware required to fulfill the same purposes in class and they can just hand out school-owned calculatiors for exams so there is no cheating.
      Tl;Dr: Governments don't give a crap about people

    • @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453
      @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453 3 роки тому

      87

    • @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453
      @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453 3 роки тому

      :7

    • @wyattlewis7137
      @wyattlewis7137 3 роки тому

      @@Reac2 either that or the government outsources it’s production to stimulate the economy of developing nations and their not developing more advanced calculators because they want children to develop passable mathematical skills without the aid of technology, so people are less reliant on their tech. You do know that despite a lot of dumb shit the government is attempting to help people right?

  • @siaratan9982
    @siaratan9982 4 роки тому +93

    Since “W” is 2 U’s, we can say “sextuple u” instead of WWW.

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 4 роки тому +10

      Get out

    • @wumbomandlx
      @wumbomandlx 4 роки тому +7

      But it V's, so shouldn't we call it "sextuple V's"?
      Dang it english alphabet! Why do you have to be so confusing!?

    • @literallyafrog367
      @literallyafrog367 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah. This is big brain time.

    • @jwirth9963
      @jwirth9963 4 роки тому +4

      UU: double-u
      W: double-v
      WWW: triple-v triple-u

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 роки тому

      I... your arnt wrong but I dont like this

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 3 роки тому +3

    0:44 “Florida man”
    **aight, here we go again**

  • @robertolteanu5268
    @robertolteanu5268 3 роки тому +74

    A friend of mine told me that onions are the only vegetables that make you cry.
    So i yeeted a carrot into his eye uwu

    • @AngelicDiary777
      @AngelicDiary777 3 роки тому +1

      You make me cry

    • @pinkybratface680
      @pinkybratface680 3 роки тому +1

      Pls tell me why when I first read this I thought the word onions was colorsXD wtf

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 3 роки тому +1

      Those two are still not enough you know, ;-;

    • @isabellasalas9422
      @isabellasalas9422 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @-Orchideous-
      @-Orchideous- 2 роки тому +1

      I did the same thing to my sister with a potato.

  • @eggnogperson
    @eggnogperson 4 роки тому +72

    Person: "100% of the people who breath oxygen die"
    Me: "I'm statistically Immortal"

  • @Chaotic_Hollow
    @Chaotic_Hollow 3 роки тому +131

    "If at first you don't succeed, you fail"
    *No, no, he's got a point*

    • @VirgilCorium
      @VirgilCorium 3 роки тому +1

      said GLaDOS

    • @NightmareMoon9964
      @NightmareMoon9964 3 роки тому

      @@VirgilCorium YESSS! After that part, i only started searching Portal fans in the comments.

    • @NightmareMoon9964
      @NightmareMoon9964 3 роки тому

      And I found.

    • @cangtran9176
      @cangtran9176 Рік тому

      *But No, no he’s* doesn’t have any points
      But v does

  • @Stuffff921
    @Stuffff921 3 роки тому +2

    Someone: say a word with more than 2 words
    Me: A word with more than 2 words
    That same person: GOD DAMN IT-

  • @foxfoster1
    @foxfoster1 3 роки тому +22

    “You’ll see the full one on Father’s Day” was the funniest thing ever

  • @ryansotelo294
    @ryansotelo294 4 роки тому +105

    "You dont remember the day you were born"
    Me: ... um... mine is thursday

    • @mudkip_plays_things
      @mudkip_plays_things 4 роки тому +3

      Ω - Ω
      Г° |
      °
      ¤ - ¤
      | |
      ° °

    • @kulcsocska
      @kulcsocska 4 роки тому +3

      @@n0_name_ There're things called calanders

    • @chemlloydalburo7330
      @chemlloydalburo7330 4 роки тому +1

      Monday

    • @NotMorax
      @NotMorax 4 роки тому

      Monday :)

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 4 роки тому +1

      @@kulcsocska if there wasn't calanders, he wouldn't knew the day he was born

  • @maestro7123
    @maestro7123 4 роки тому +95

    "If you work hard. Then you play Hard."
    "If you Hard. Then you Hard."
    DAMMIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому

      are you gaming hard or are you hardly gaming

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 роки тому +1

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 *chokes you (with hand)*
      ARE YOU BREATHIN HARD OR HARDLY BREATHIN

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 роки тому +1

      Also you have typoo.

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому

      @@miuiswaifu *activates tech gauntlet and punches you very hardly*
      A R E Y O U F I G T H I N G H A R D O R A R E Y O U H A R D L Y F I G H T I N G

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 3 роки тому

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 *activates quagsire*
      are you dead or are you dead

  • @whatTFisThis
    @whatTFisThis 2 роки тому +1

    3:36 hilariously we call our sheep by saying "SHEEEEEPPP" in this high pitched "come and get it piggies" voice, yet if you say sheep normally they dont respond, but if yell in the high pitched "come and get it piggies" accent they respond

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 4 роки тому +71

    life is a100% terminally fatal condition easily caused by sex.

  • @blxifyy
    @blxifyy 3 роки тому +33

    14:10 whats funny about this is that this was actually a final jeopardy question

  • @ThePillowNaut
    @ThePillowNaut 4 роки тому +42

    This is just the meme: every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes” turned into a video

  • @azetac_
    @azetac_ 3 роки тому +4

    I really like how half of these are just really clever puns

  • @yourlocalbee8390
    @yourlocalbee8390 4 роки тому +23

    “Whats the trashiest thing youve ever seen” my mom telling me that my brother picked my gift already and so now i proceed to cry as i wish i knew what it was since i hate stupid suprises.

  • @flamgo1095
    @flamgo1095 4 роки тому +57

    You may say that he was watching a trailer wasn't funny but it was semi-funny.

  • @radiical6883
    @radiical6883 4 роки тому +13

    0:00 lol. Also I love the “he’s watching a trailer”

  • @harmless8282
    @harmless8282 3 роки тому +5

    Me: Brain cells dying*
    Emkay: bOne
    B-two hundred and six-

  • @_caith
    @_caith 3 роки тому +36

    Actually we literally can't prove that the sun is equally distant to the earth in both ways, due to the fact that we can't prove that light goes equally fast forward and backward. But we did establish that it doesn't matter, as it wouldn't break our current laws of physics either ways. This is a pretty interesting and crazy topic tbh.

    • @X-Ter
      @X-Ter 3 роки тому +1

      What direction is forward?

    • @reviewerofcomments
      @reviewerofcomments 3 роки тому +2

      So, if the multiverse is real, and ANYTHING can happen in said multiverse, what if one of there's a universe where the multiverse theory isn't real? If you travel between universes to the one where the multiverse theory isn't real, can you not leave the multiverse? Can you travel outside of the multiverse where the multiverse theory isn't real?

    • @elaineelaine6418
      @elaineelaine6418 3 роки тому +3

      @@X-Ter It doesn't even have to be opposite directions, it's impossible to determine if the speed of light is the same in *any* direction. To measure the distance, you'd need to know how long something has travelled at which speed to get there. Basically, if it takes a year for light to reach something, let's say a planet, then that planet is a light-year away. However, we have to wait for the light to come back to us, and measure how long it has been since the light left, and came back, so two years, and cut it in half, because in theorythe light made the same trajectory to the planet and back. As we cannot measure when the light actually arrived on the planet, we cannot be sure that the light didn't actually travelled two years to planet, and then came back instantly. Or travelled one year and three months, and came back in nine months. There is no way to know, as a human on this planet would take as long to get us the information as the light would take to travel, so we arbitrarily decided to cut it equally and that the light, in models, will move at constant velocity in every direction.

  • @robomix3162
    @robomix3162 4 роки тому +52

    matthew: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself
    Depressed ppl, Anxious ppl and edgy teenagers: *LISEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-*

    • @Mason_playsgames
      @Mason_playsgames Рік тому +2

      Depressed, anxious, edgy teenagers: *crying in the corner*

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 4 роки тому +33

    *10:11** - that hill, "top of the world" is somewhere in Orange County, CA. I used to go there myself.*

  • @hackcubit9663
    @hackcubit9663 Рік тому +3

    5:16 That's why I'm still an advocate for saying "hexayoo" if we're spelling out the URL.

  • @sunooheart7136
    @sunooheart7136 4 роки тому +84

    I was like: is it Robin?
    I proceeded to realise that the Narrator is Robin and went:
    "Yay heehee" Quarantine makes the most tiny things make me happy 😂

  • @littlepeeteir3190
    @littlepeeteir3190 4 роки тому +24

    "100% of the people who breathe air die"
    EmKay: "Same statistic applies for water"
    me: Yes, if you breathe water you die

  • @bautziHD
    @bautziHD 4 роки тому +19

    4:27 I like how you pronounced Antibabypillen. I want it to be pronounced like that in the normal german language. It just sound so much better

    • @MusicToLiveAndLove
      @MusicToLiveAndLove 4 роки тому +3

      It DOES sound better than the actual pronunciation and really cute. Thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks that. 😂👍🏻

    • @levin8570
      @levin8570 2 роки тому +2

      I TOTAALLY AGREE SHSHSHSH

    • @romanbundy921
      @romanbundy921 9 місяців тому

      ​@@MusicToLiveAndLoveI agree 😂👍

  • @VHS_Serenity
    @VHS_Serenity 2 роки тому +6

    Robin, your one of the best people at speaking your really good at saying hard stuff, same goes to everyone else who does this channel

  • @elischramm9988
    @elischramm9988 4 роки тому +63

    How can the moon landing be real if it's still in the sky?
    It never landed

    • @fauzan.k.arifin
      @fauzan.k.arifin 4 роки тому +1

      It's 2020 so who knows

    • @honeygod769
      @honeygod769 4 роки тому

      @@fauzan.k.arifin r/unexpectedlywooshed

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 4 роки тому +1

      ThAt's NoT wHaT "ThE mOoN lAnDiNg" Is SuPpOsEd To Be /s

    • @Dan_-
      @Dan_- 4 роки тому +2

      It could land and then leave again.

    • @Snecho
      @Snecho 4 роки тому +2

      Zelda

  • @MechanicGopher
    @MechanicGopher 4 роки тому +71

    I never get sick from Taco Bell either, and I don’t know anyone who does

  • @CranyUnknown
    @CranyUnknown 4 роки тому +102

    Me: *telling a friend about EmKay*
    Friend: so what’s EmKay again?
    Me: *MK stoopid*
    edit: thx guys for 80 likes most I've ever had!

  • @SirNob
    @SirNob Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: Earth is the most dangerous planet because 100% of human deaths are on Earth

  • @youfromthepast3513
    @youfromthepast3513 4 роки тому +23

    “I only learned how to read last week and it’s really stressful”
    I can’t speak complicated sentences (more than 0 words) past like seven. My brain just gives up halfway through.

    • @cheyennearnett8534
      @cheyennearnett8534 4 роки тому

      I'm a teenager and I refer to any word with more than two syllables as a "big kid word"

    • @youfromthepast3513
      @youfromthepast3513 4 роки тому

      CheyChey :P ayyo bruh I do be a teen too. It’s just my first year and I’m not good at it.

    • @ace-fn2hp
      @ace-fn2hp 4 роки тому

      jared, 19, when he finally becomes jared, 20

    • @honeygdball
      @honeygdball 4 роки тому

      @@ace-fn2hp good one

  • @starkusa._.2276
    @starkusa._.2276 4 роки тому +19

    6:46
    Guy: “Blow my mind!”
    Me: *literally gets dynamite and blows up his head*

    • @Drakoth82
      @Drakoth82 3 роки тому

      Guy: “Blow my mind!”
      Me: literally gets dynamite and blows up his head
      Girl: picks up the brain and puts it in her mouth

  • @MrManic4960
    @MrManic4960 4 роки тому +8

    "if you hard,then you hard" that got way more than it should have.

  • @gobblegobble2071
    @gobblegobble2071 Рік тому +3

    7:14 this is in earthbound.
    The map that you get in the library has all the info of all the locations in earthbound, except the locations that the map doesn't show.