I didn't even notice the title until this morning, but this is the last video I watched before falling asleep last night... The powers of Emkay are beyond my understanding.
What the cops would say of they saw me they’d wonder if they should call the scp foundation because Scp-096 escaped, grew hair and dressed in a hoodie and Tracksuit... (no addidas... I’m not european... But I’m still white enough to be killed by the EFF)
Snakes have hundreds of legs. They are just so tiny that they don't protude past the muscle/skin. This means that at some point snakes were definitely legged creatures but evolution got rid of the legs because they didn't need them
big sister : *gets a shirt that says "i may look like a potato now, but wait, one day ima turn into fries and all of you would want me"* me : oooooooor you could turn into vodka, just sayin
Day 86 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Fun fact: Snakes used to have legs in the old days but they didn't used them and slowly they dissapered. In the later generations the legs were gone! But if you look closely under a snake, you can still see very smol legs.
he is so handsome 😻 oh frick sorry I’m simping but he is amazingly cute it is a joke yes he is attractive but I don’t think that I would date him if I had a chance yes I edited this because some idiot doesn’t get the joke
17:52 that's a very good question. Reminds me of the Schadenfreude I always feel when I see homophobic men complain about women - allegedly - seducing men and getting themselves pregnant to "extort" them out of their money (aka ailments), knowing that doing the very thing they despise us gays for would 100% eliminate that risk.
11:06 Hmmm. Namekians reproduce asexually; think multicellular organism mitosis. or wasn't it egg-vomiting? Point is, piccolo doesn't *have* a penis. _So what is he hiding...?_
Comment: "Imagine a snake with centipede legs. Those don't exist for a reason." Me: *thinks about arthropleura and screams internally* "Yes, they're extinct, thankfully."
When I was in the hospital after I had a seizure, I kept trying to take a nap and that stupid heart monitor beeped whenever I started to get comfortable. Stupid monitors
7:57 Kids who play Pokémon are chained up in tiny spaces, enslaved and then forced to battle to the death while being controlled by a teenager who wants some random badge.
9:50 Masochistic knight from a prominent family. Lich that looks like they're actually alive and not undead, and is also a general of the Demon King. And an air brained godess that's usually either useless or detrimental. These are characters from Konosuba in the post, and this comment describes them.
3:35 yo why’s this girl look like she’s going to put me in her car, take me to the Dunkin’ Donuts over by my house, and leave me there thinking I’ll have to call my parents to take me home?
emkay; “belle delphine is worth quite a bit of money” me; **has bone-saw with looting lll enchantment** “hmmm i think i know how i’m going to make a fortune”
No no, your doing it wrong, your SUPPOSED to take the ORGANS, not the bones, oh wait don’t forget the tongue, some people will pay at least millions for that.
I sure love some EmKay, doing the heavy lifting of Reddit bottom trawling so I don't have to, I'm casually upgrading my sarcasm while simotaneously losing any sense of faith in humanity as well. Truly doing the Lord's work EmKay, keep it up.
At around 5:29 when it said "DEAD BODY REPORTED" the only thing that popped in my mind was the "When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report" Help, I'm scared
is anyone else watching this instead of doing online classes? this is so much more entertaining than watching my teacher get distracted by one of my classmates talking about lizards. btw to anyone reading this I hope you have a good day :)
Robin: “Hey editor, throw a picture of me up there” Me: *sees subreddit and the age of the user* Robin is about to attempt the “Ruined career speedrun any %”
if being cute was a crime, then i'd be a law obeying citizen
If being cute was a crime, I'd be arrested tonight
Then released the following morning for not enough evidence
r/cursedcomments
If being cute was a crime, then I’d be arrested, not because I’m cute, but because I have 4 accounts of vehicle man slaughter in Mongolia
@@eatyourcereal7257 _oh_
@@eatyourcereal7257 damn that's tough but same
Robin: "I enjoy pain"
Everyone: "He's a masochist"
Me: "He isn't a masochist, he's just testing his limits"
cries
unus annus reference
Haha yes.
does he look like markiplier to you
_BDSM Intensifies_
Hey Robin, you said Zach likes Transformers? Ask him who's his favorite Transformer.
It’s me
Oh wait your a transformers fan?
Then name every autobot
Im listening to the Akatsuki theme rn lol. Love the pfp
@@sirdayquil3551 you’re the white bread bumblebee is better
You're a transformers fan?
Name every Decepticon
The ultimate reddit channel, instead of a robot. It's person who reacts to it
Yes
Redditor is good
Well that's still doing videos *cough* giofilms *cough*
There's also FakeJake
"I like things that hurt, I'm insane!"
No Robin, you're a masochist.
@Destriod Chael im laughing so hard now 😐
@@weereyhans6057 same bro😐
@@ohnodudes3982 yea its very funny right 😐
@@weereyhans6057 yes bro I’m rolling on the ground in laughter every time I look at it😐
@@ohnodudes3982 i laughed so hard my lungs popped 😐
4:22 that aged fantastically
fr 😔
That’s a good thing, cause those Ukrainians definitely didn’t.
@@phoebusapollo8365 Holy shit Satan get back down to Hell.
Nah bro, you wrong for that one
as soon as i seen 4:22 i knew there was a comment to be found
grandma approved
Can I get a cookie
I know your probably a bot but good bot
e
I want a cookie too please
@@Stoudtminer I don’t think so.
Robin’s right. He’s not handsome, he’s a gorgeous man who deserves more.
he is gorgeously handsome
NGL he's good looking
DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
I’m a guy who had a girlfriend but I agree. He needs a lot more credit than he gets
He is definitely good looking (out of character
Robin: **saying he's ugly**
Literally everyone: Shut
F A C T S
Yas
No, he cute as fuck🥰
And i can say that as a dude and… i dont know my sexuality…
Exactly
i mean Robin isn't cute
he's handsome
I didn't even notice the title until this morning, but this is the last video I watched before falling asleep last night... The powers of Emkay are beyond my understanding.
"I enjoy pain"
Allright then, he is indeed a masochist.
Aren’t we all
Is it different for mental pain
The true masochist is the UA-camr graystillplays
Nah he's a cenobite
@@Mememaster-og6pz yes
If being cute was a Crime I'd see the cops they'd see me and go "Shoot that ugly thing."
Hah, Same here
If the police saw me then i would literally be above the law
What the cops would say of they saw me they’d wonder if they should call the scp foundation because Scp-096 escaped, grew hair and dressed in a hoodie and Tracksuit... (no addidas... I’m not european... But I’m still white enough to be killed by the EFF)
If being cute was a crime, I would have been arrested for several counts of Mass Genocide in Bosnia
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente wha? At least you don’t have to go to the scp foundation.
Robin says he’s not cute. Meanwhile I’m over here looking like a freaking potato.
Edit: holy Dino nuggets that’s a lotta likes!
Same
Based on your PFP I assume you enjoy using Gl1tch in Rogue Company
Then you two must be the most pretty potatoes
What's wrong with looking like a potato
i look like a door knob
15:42 Also remember that Zelda has been protecting Hyrule for over 100 years
*ITS LINK!!!!!!*
LIIIIIINK
Comic: You have cancer, but your pregnant!
The Women: **cries**
Ad: *life water*
Emkay doing naughty naughty : ua-cam.com/video/jyVR2_3Guns/v-deo.html
The Husband: Where the fuck is my Wife and Newborn Child...?
Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell
@@jdwmyt i can see why your name is cringe
Ad pregnancy test
Day 16 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day
approved
Yes
Theres still like a half year left tho lol
@@VoiceIsMeming I’m starting early
Yes
Snakes have hundreds of legs. They are just so tiny that they don't protude past the muscle/skin. This means that at some point snakes were definitely legged creatures but evolution got rid of the legs because they didn't need them
So basically ultra-evolved centipedes?
y e s
What next? *snakes can survive while decapitated?* ...wait
@@furryexterminator1280 don’t do this to me man, that isn’t cool, thanks for giving me goddamn nightmares.
@@therealcattogaming5811 your welcome
Reject humanity, return to pancake
Wait
Understood. It'll help me survive the nukes.
@@AustinJASMR Agreed
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJOO!
Reject pancake, return to mantis
This host is so good at reading out comments he actually knows how the comment would sound if you read it out
"Ukrainian child slaves"
well that aged well
yeah
@Luwi
Did u just reply to yourself
Forgot to change your account.
@@Taekaleaf yes I did
@Luwi r/Madlads or r/Youngpeopleyoutube
Depressed people "if being cute was a crime, then i'd be the perfect child"
Edit:tysm for all the likes i never thought it would get this much!
No we don’t, we wonder why we are never enough and thinking the world would be better off without us. At least I do
@@Dinomaster316 That’s the joke because they would be in jail for the crime so everyone would be glad they were gone.
Eh, least us ugly fellas got to dodge the pedos.
@@Dinomaster316 r/whoosh
@@Retardius correct
I’m so bad at imagining people’s face that till now, I pictured Robin as a human with a robin as his head.
Yes
It's the fanart's fault
💀
I laughed at this louder and longer than I should've.
Nah he just photoshopped that
big sister : *gets a shirt that says "i may look like a potato now, but wait, one day ima turn into fries and all of you would want me"*
me : oooooooor you could turn into vodka, just sayin
people like vodka too
@@december0934 true
I too like to drink my big sister
@@Ankh_The_Artist y e s
Ah yes Vodka
8:33
“He was acting kinda sus”
Je”sus”
If being handsome is a crime, I'm gonna visit Robin in the prison
r/cringe
@@elliottfox3581 shut up
@@elliottfox3581 e/shut
@@luke7932 no u
@@doggoadexx2680 silence
If being cute was a crime, then others would go to prison cause I’m a child.
same
That made me lose like 14 brain cells...
@@jtcoversonguitaroutdooract7052 as did i, JT covers on Guitar & outdoor activities...
it took me a good 2 minutes to understand this comment- 😭🤚
r/youngpeopleyoutube then
Oh no I was the 666th like. Anyways anyone else’s dog turn into a reddish blackish bear?
Yea mine!! He ate my bird.
@@YourFridges lol my mine turned into a humanoid goat
@@grimblob7305 omg i want the same one where did you buy him/her??
@@YourFridges bruh moment
@@YourFridges bruh moment (make a chain)
16:58 that "fortissimo" was perfect
Robin: I enjoy pain and anything cursed
Me: cause you’re a masochist
Robin: because of emkay
Me: right
Lmao, "She's got to be a millionaire by now"
Mean while belle making a mil a month
Bruh Robin dissing himself but he looks fine
@Grim Beeper You're absolutely right!
I love how Robin just accidentally rhymes his first few lines and probably doesn't notice it... Pain, Pain, Insane, Brain
Day 86 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Please do this
Fobinend snakckz bruh thats funneh
Tabby Memes Huh? Why are you talking like that?
Hate to be that guy but I did a sbubby video yesterday (won't come up on ur recommended cos I'm an ant basically)
Wait, they're different people? I thought it was one guy
Fun fact: Snakes used to have legs in the old days but they didn't used them and slowly they dissapered. In the later generations the legs were gone! But if you look closely under a snake, you can still see very smol legs.
I don’t want to believe it
If you are wondering how they move now, snakes are 90% muscle. How’s it feel knowing that a noodle is more fit than you?
Stop
Please
Easy to see an ball pythons
Robin : says that he isn’t handsome
Every comment: NO
he is so handsome 😻 oh frick sorry I’m simping but he is amazingly cute it is a joke yes he is attractive but I don’t think that I would date him if I had a chance yes I edited this because some idiot doesn’t get the joke
you spelled yes wrong
@@thelasttemplar4993 no I didn’t
@@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 you spelled ya and did wrong
@@thelasttemplar4993 you spelled I’m a complete idiot who didn’t get the joke wrong
4:18 well that aged like milk in a car while it's 102° F outside
and the car was inside an open sky sewer
@@fish5972 god d a m n
Robyn: throw a picture of me up there
Me: still cute tho
Right
Well in breath of the wild she’s canonically 117 soooooooooooo
Ain't that the same excuse closeted pedos with loli fetishes use?
@@SniperOnSunday yes. Yes it is.
Yes, Jesus was looking kinda sus.... Je-sus.
17:20 romeo didnt felt her warmth inside her.
"feeding a moose is my new favorite hobby now"
Everyone dies except him
Victory
Victory screech
I was about to say a fortnite meme but then I heard the fortnite Iraq one and I thought UA-cam could hear my thoughts
A new meaning of "the hunger games"
Plague Inc. : *Screams in victory*
@@MisterPyOne The moose is now hungry for kill.
Robin: I'm sure at one point-
Ad:you shall not finish that sentence yet
9:38 Knowing dream fans they are going to try to cancel you lmao
Me looking for a comment finally mentioning the dream smp is on there😶
nah it was hilarious HAHA
nah it was hella funny
Nah that was good
*casual Dream fan agreeing*
17:52 that's a very good question.
Reminds me of the Schadenfreude I always feel when I see homophobic men complain about women - allegedly - seducing men and getting themselves pregnant to "extort" them out of their money (aka ailments), knowing that doing the very thing they despise us gays for would 100% eliminate that risk.
"When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report~" Saving that quote for later
Yep
no
Same
11:41 That will Explain Why There's So Many Blood Moons...
0:22 Robin quit it. You're beautiful (I mean that in the least creepy and romantic way possible I promise.)
11:06 Hmmm. Namekians reproduce asexually; think multicellular organism mitosis. or wasn't it egg-vomiting? Point is, piccolo doesn't *have* a penis.
_So what is he hiding...?_
"Because it causes pain"
"God I am insane"
"This job messes with my brain"
Love the rhyming
Friggin bars.
7:12 got me laughing my ass off at 12am.
mood
8:55 I see Oregon is experiencing Sozin’s Comet
i love you so much
Lolllll
@Kang Kyou i live in oregon theres a place here called weed
9:11 I’m fucking cry laughing
FitMC is the last person I expected to be one here but Im not complaining
why
Well yes
Dream is a surprise too
15:32
*cough*
You didn't hear this from me but
She turns 18, allowing her to go to the lake of wisdom
So tEcHnIcAlLy-
Not to mention the 100 years she spent battling Calamity Ganon
Far over the age of consent
I'm pretty sure she was 17 when she was allowed to go there
Does the age of consent even exist in Hyrule?
Comment: "Imagine a snake with centipede legs. Those don't exist for a reason."
Me: *thinks about arthropleura and screams internally* "Yes, they're extinct, thankfully."
Robin is right, he isn't cute.
He"s adorable
Wait, he said he enjoys pain.
And that cursed comments cause him pain.
I guess we know why he does these videos now.
When I was in the hospital after I had a seizure, I kept trying to take a nap and that stupid heart monitor beeped whenever I started to get comfortable. Stupid monitors
ask some of those things from the guy
ikr. I needed them
Just unplug everything the monitor will get louder but you will immediately fall asleep #lifehack
Subtle, I like it
@@MonsieurLizard WHAT THE FUC-
11:48 If this happened to me a breakup, murder, and suicide would happen so quickly that noone would even bother
4:11 This is a reference to "How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom" and you can't tell me otherwise.
Wait why-
@@AndyIsBackk Because one of the characters imbued magic into arrows so that battlefields would be covered in trees, it however went terribly wrong.
7:57 Kids who play Pokémon are chained up in tiny spaces, enslaved and then forced to battle to the death while being controlled by a teenager who wants some random badge.
9:50
Masochistic knight from a prominent family.
Lich that looks like they're actually alive and not undead, and is also a general of the Demon King.
And an air brained godess that's usually either useless or detrimental.
These are characters from Konosuba in the post, and this comment describes them.
Yes WEEB FINALLY SOMEONE TO MATCH MY PERSONALITY OF ANIME
Now we are 3 Konosuba is my favourite anime
@@Nightmare003 noice WEEBS UNITE
WEEBS UNITE
@@vdt181 WEEBS
“Because I enjoy pain, oh god I’m insane, this job has really messed with my brain”
*_Love him or hate him this man is spittin’ facts_*
Only reason why the vids with robin have such a high watchtime is as soon as he talks we all fall asleep cuz it voice so calming
For cursed videos say “who’s robbing? Robin.”
**Ahem** "what's throbbing I'm Robin"
Good evening
Fun fact: There was giant centipede called arthropoura (sorry if I spelled that wrong) but that is the closest thing to a snake with centipede legs
"Sorry"? "SORRY"?! You think you can spell something wrong and just APOLOGIZE for it? You make me sick.
WW2 m8?
Yup! Arthropleura. This thing was Huuuge and lived at the same time as giant dragonfly (2 meter I think) and some other nightmare
16:58 I love how much effort he puts in that fortíssimo, he sounds amazing wtf? 😭🙈😔
3:35 yo why’s this girl look like she’s going to put me in her car, take me to the Dunkin’ Donuts over by my house, and leave me there thinking I’ll have to call my parents to take me home?
Robin you shut your mouth. You're as pretty as a princess.
Prince*
That's not very pretty.
Robin: I’m your host, robin
Me: yeah, THE BEST ONE!! (No offense to other hosts/ narrator
emkay; “belle delphine is worth quite a bit of money”
me; **has bone-saw with looting lll enchantment** “hmmm i think i know how i’m going to make a fortune”
You plotting a homicide? I would try to help you but I don't have much experience, only death I caused was daring a kid to only eat paper for a little
@@Foxiethetoastingfox ha
No no, your doing it wrong, your SUPPOSED to take the ORGANS, not the bones, oh wait don’t forget the tongue, some people will pay at least millions for that.
@@therealcattogaming5811 MAKE HER TONGUE INTO A FLESHLIGHT, SELL IT FOR MILLIONS
*I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!*
-Medic
8:55
Was that photo taken in Lake Oswego, Oregon? That building looks suspiciously similar to a building my bus made a U-Turn next to…
Robin; im going to rip my ears off
Me: ah.. the modern van gough of the internet
I sure love some EmKay, doing the heavy lifting of Reddit bottom trawling so I don't have to, I'm casually upgrading my sarcasm while simotaneously losing any sense of faith in humanity as well.
Truly doing the Lord's work EmKay, keep it up.
At around 5:29 when it said "DEAD BODY REPORTED" the only thing that popped in my mind was the "When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report"
Help, I'm scared
Something i learned from my first aid class, if you aren't breaking ribs while performing cpr, you aren't cpr'ing hard enough
I think they were saying it as in "Not all blond guys are cute, but all cute guys are blond"
*Guess i'll die*
@@lividpringles7198 are ya dead yet
The editor giving Robin love in the beginning was very wholesome then cursed comments started
I know right
4:28
My mom is Ukrainian.
But she’s fucking abusive, I couldn’t care less- this is funny in a twisted way-
U good now?
Vladimir Putin origin story
You good? In a safe place RN?
8:08 to anyone who doesn’t know, (me included I just translated) blitzkrieg means flash war
"if you're gonna die just do it, you don't need to let anybody know" ✋👁👄👁
And i can help
Tf is that username dawg
8:50 R.I.P the children watching that are curious, they always said curiosity killed the cat
16:44 Robin: “WHAT A COINKYDOINK”
Me: *craps pants I laughed so hard*
If being cute was a crime I'd be arrested, not because I'm cute but because I'll be helping my dog hide so he won't be arrested
The Dream SMP member's tweets always get me
is anyone else watching this instead of doing online classes? this is so much more entertaining than watching my teacher get distracted by one of my classmates talking about lizards. btw to anyone reading this I hope you have a good day :)
Why they talking about Elon Musk?
Robin: “Hey editor, throw a picture of me up there”
Me: *sees subreddit and the age of the user*
Robin is about to attempt the “Ruined career speedrun any %”
4:26 this is not cursed he saved children from dying
Cursed comments fuels my day
Yep
Same indeed.
Pov: this was 5 minutes ago and your looking at the comments.
1 minute ago actually
1 minute late but close enough
AW HELL EMKAY #GAYTEAM
4 mins ago for the vid, 2 mins for this comment
*He's too dangerous to be left alive!*
Every time Robin comments on a distasteful joke I fall for him more and more. He is quickly coming for Jack's place as my favorite narrator lmao
Am I the only one that's dying at 16:47?
Hey Robin, if being cute was a crime, you'd be in jail
SIMP
@@aaronl221 ua-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/v-deo.html
Robin you ain't ugly you just don't know
0:40 I low key thought he was rhyming on purpose and spitting lines but it turns out he’s just a natural
Emenem
@@deekay3249Em-kay-nem
12:44 this kinda made me cry for a sec
the most cursed thing abt this video is that robin doesn’t want to admit he’s beautiful
7:59
Another idea, kids that play COD become cops and fight terrorists for 7 days
Today hes calling himself Robin, other times Damien and Daniel. Whats next, Charlie?
Next is daddy
@@thatoneguy100 *softly* don't
-this is a good idea-
16:40
EmKay: pronounces Verdun as “Virdoon”
Me: *loads 1886 Lebel with malicious intent*