"I'm going to destroy every chair on earth so that the only place Starfire has to sit is my face." There are still 7 billion faces on earth so have fun destroying them too.
Choose Your Fighter: Pearl: *Gets Toilet Paper From Her Gem* Phineas and Ferb: *Can Create Unstoppable Machines Against The COVID-19* Good Boi: *Is A Good Boi* The guy In The Office: *Just Looks At The Camera Watching It All Go Down*
@@foxfirefive I mean it's my own blood it's not like it's anyone else's because that weird and illegal- Also it's not like I put a tube in my arm and drink it. It's only when I get a cut. It tastes like when you put a iron necklace in your mouth and smells like that too. I'm gonna be considered a psychopath after this aren't I-
@@deez5595 well umm . . . Actually that is quite simple if we had the same dad she would have a heart shaped birth mark somewhere on her body. If we had the same mother her face would also look slightly different. At least I think so and thanks to you I am actually starting to question if we are related or not, oh my god O.O
So, after watching this channel for a long time, I must say....Robin is my favorite, great voice and personality! Thank you for making an already great channel better!
7:50 : Yup, thats a command to instantly turn your face into a flowervase with one single hit :) Also you ban her from your life for eternity, so guess it's a WIN-WIN for her.
9:19 one of my favorite movies is "The End Of Evangelion", and well, I'll leave the time stamp: 3:40 This time stamp changes the movie's name into "The Hand Of Evangelion"...
6:32 "but I look like my dad" this can go two ways. You either loved your dad, dad, current life dad, in your past life, or you loved your dad from your past life. If it's the second way it's more wholesome then cursed.
I usually sleep on my floor during the summer because it gets too hot in my loft bed, and I guess I opened my eyes for a second after falling asleep because I found a cricket on my phone screen and it jumped away and burrowed into my pile of blankets...so that's why I'm up boiling to death in my loft bed and watching this way too late at night. Best way to spend a truly miserable night
There’s a hundred and four days of self isolation and I know exactly how to end it! An excruciating problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. LIKE MAYBE Cloroform.
@@somedude_out how do you not know: chloroform is a chemical that is known for kidnappings because when ingested it can make you pass out for a long time
@@Shahzad-ss1jq what u mean I live in Alabama and my stepsis don't like when I do it so I will make chloroform for 1 porpus to Frick my step sis ps it was all a joke I actuley live in moskau
"there's 104 days of self isolation" honestly this fits so well with Phinead and Ferb because we know both were wayyyy more than 104 days and we keep saying "how tf"
8:18
“I’m not gonna screw that, I wanna put that in my mouth”
Why limit yourself?
Do both.
Sir Apple
*why not?*
Kirby’s Coming for games
Por que no los dos?
Yea, something like putting the oreos in the milk
Screw and Chew baby what it do!!
"watch later 2: electric boogaloo" nice man
*"there's a hundred and four days of self isolation"*
Me: *what a genius*
Ravindra Rambarran and a cure comes along just to end it
There's almost a damn year in self isolation
that was good
*h*
@@wrckgea So the annual problem in our generation is finding a good way to spend it...
"Would you screw Shrek or Donkey?"
_Threesomes are great_
Hope in humanity restored
Ok but if you add this youtuber “guy without a mustache” it would be evn better
Swap donkey for Danny DeVito and we have a deal
Why have one when u can have both?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache what the fuu-
No xD
“ what is good in the hood”
-white boy Robin
Robin hood
Well I mean, Robin IS Hood.
The Red Hood.
Sir Apple well played, well played.
MINISKIPPY
Did you know that the Joker is actually good at rapping?
His bars hit the hardest.
Benjamin Kerner
Robin is the name of the narrator of this video.
The joke I made was about Batman’s classic sidekick, Robin.
Daily reminder that the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the entire loaf in one go
Ah yes, a person with the same username vibe as me, mind showing me your hands? No reason. Fuck he's getting suspicious.
slap two loafs together with turkey in between, you got a 99% bread sandwich
You just remove all the bread and in the middle and it eat like a bowl
You are giorno giovanna and you do have a dream
Do you have a dream, Giorno?
"I'm going to destroy every chair on earth so that the only place Starfire has to sit is my face."
There are still 7 billion faces on earth so have fun destroying them too.
Not after hes done :)
"Oh boy! Here I go, killing again!"
I'm sure it'll be fun
can't StarFire fly?
69th like
"There's one-hundred and four days of self isolation..."
I may have snorted soda
Yeah, this week's coke is especially good
Why are you reading this what the fuck did I read
WTF.....
............
What did it feel like
Somebody: How many war crimes have you commited?
Me: Yes.
The real question is why Somebody is asking you that though
@@hayzmation5354 So they know how to punish me, but shh, they can't know I escaped.
Same
*nervous evil laughter*
choose your fighter:
"im Jack and i just had a tic tac"
"what's good in the hood?"
"my namien is damien"
I choose,
"My namien is Damien"
"I'm Michael Slazo and I'm Absent"
xinyiiヅ “What’s poppin, my name is Robin”
@@EmKay "this is a robbery, I'm in the monestary"
my namien is damien
I love how smoothly he said, "There's a hundred and four days of self isolation."
Just so smoothly. Like that was the actual intro. Perfect.
ya
theres 104 days of chloroform suffocation
Watching Emkay at almost 1 in the morning because you don't wanna fall asleep and have gotten roughly 3-4 hours of sleep a day is great
2:40
“What’s the story behind your username?”
Well I had to die so my son could exist and he has this belly piercing now sooo...
4:34 oh God I'm native American and I don't know if I should laugh or be ashamed
I'm also native, I say both
I...yeah, you on your own.
Same lmao
L a u g h
I say both
5:05
This could mean two things....
Let's just say one is dark and one is dirty-
"Oh I'm sorry"
*pulls pin on smoke grenade*
I thought the dark one first
And one has a magazine...
It’s either getting put down or it’s getting down
The first line of the title stopped at “1.25 GALLON Nut” and I just can’t stop thinking about it.
*N U T*
N U T 2
NUT V3
NUT ROUND 4
@Abdiel Cintron Your welcome :)
The “Mario says, Luigi says” I just love the memes
Choose Your Fighter:
Pearl: *Gets Toilet Paper From Her Gem*
Phineas and Ferb: *Can Create Unstoppable Machines Against The COVID-19*
Good Boi: *Is A Good Boi*
The guy In The Office: *Just Looks At The Camera Watching It All Go Down*
*P e a r l*
G O O D B O I
The guy in the office
PEARL I LOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE
heh
"What's good in the hood?"
Drugs. Found my guy yesterday selling them.
And hookers
Get this, an ape shot up a store
11:00 "You see Ivan, when tank turret on head, you confuse enemy for not knowing if use anti tank weapons or anti infantry weapons"
"There's a hundred and four days of self isolation"
Me who began month 5 a few days ago: Well yes, but actually no
"I hope no one looks at my plans while I'm sleeping."
0:03 The media is teaching you how to make easy hand sanitizer.
ok
Jacob Jabola ok.
Black Mesa ok
Xipheria ok.
"Mom what does this do?"
"Oh nothing much, just cleans your insides out. Painfully."
1:23 his username says IOnlyComment3Words and he said it in 3 words
A man of culture you are
Oh God no
@@MelTheHal why do I feel like your a guy who lewds rwby?
what the f-
*boom
i am ded not big suprise
@@kakateboi42 wait you lewd rwby?
"Yo, Mr. Krabs got a new kiddie ride."
"I cant find the coin slot."
"Here it is!"
*coin noise*
*horse noise*
"WAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh-"
*Boom*
“What are you doing step-krab?”
I have seen too much PH to know where this is going...
I want to die
@@beacher50_ who doesnt
He didint put in the coin
Fe-male
Fe is the atomic symbol for iron.
That joke is brilliant.
9:00
"What if grass like the smell of human blood"
I mean me too. I like how my blood smells and tastes.....
The fuck
@@foxfirefive I mean-
YOU SAW NOTHING
@@TheReadersGuild07 im calling the police
@@foxfirefive I mean it's my own blood it's not like it's anyone else's because that weird and illegal-
Also it's not like I put a tube in my arm and drink it. It's only when I get a cut. It tastes like when you put a iron necklace in your mouth and smells like that too.
I'm gonna be considered a psychopath after this aren't I-
@@TheReadersGuild07 are you good bro?
"The old Japanese myth says what you look like now is what your lover looked like in your past life!"
*past-life me has terrible taste*
The weird thing is I once fell in love with a girl that looked almost exactly like me
... everyone thought that we were twin sisters .__.
Karolin Kiehl how do you know you two aren’t.
@@deez5595 well umm . . .
Actually that is quite simple if we had the same dad she would have a heart shaped birth mark somewhere on her body. If we had the same mother her face would also look slightly different.
At least I think so and thanks to you I am actually starting to question if we are related or not, oh my god O.O
A child?
Bro, same
0:45
Emkay: Censors word
Emkay 3 seconds later: Says the same word but doesn't censor it
Wow
if you say a comment is cursed, then you know what cursed means. Implying that you, yourself are cursed.
Holy cr*ap... We're all doomed
Oh.. oh no..
Cursed with a *THICC COCC*
@TL1882 So you mean I will turn into a futa?
@@xsharqx3825 lucky you
8:32 " After re-thinking my life i've decided to do what i love ... die " Robin 2020
0:28
The look on the shooters face when you steal his kills 😎😎😎😎
Holy shit, how many channels of the of "without" mustache guy is there? 😂
Its better when you are in the enemy side and in the trees , they will have paranoya and kill their friends
We playin duos in the school 😎😎
How many people are there, there’s jack, Daniel, and robbin
Zack, jack, robin, damien and michael
and there was Slazo a few years ago, IDK if Slazo is Michael or not.
"There's 104 days of self isolation"
- Robin, EmKay
And death comes along just to end it
www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/gmnada/bro_what/?
yes
So the conclusive problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it
LIKE MAYBE
This is a cursed comment section
No you're a cur
No you're a cursed com
Eheh no you're a cursed
Owned 😎
@@EmKay bruh moment
@@EmKay r/ihadastroke
“There’s a 104 days of self isolation”
More like:
“There’s a four million days of self isolation”
Anyone else not getting the joke here?
FourDcent I smell somebody is about to get wooshed
TheRMP123 Roblox my brain it hurts😭
It doesn't sound very good
Love it how the thumbnail also explains the amount of calories so I know how much I need to drink for fully replacing other meals🙃
Emkay : *uploads*
Everyone: *rushes to the comments*
Australia be like:
Theres 104 days of self isolation and school comes around just to end itttt
2:36
Look at the dude’s profile pick.
Spongebob is having a good time.
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that
5:11 if a Marine gets mad enough he’ll bang anything, even a Abrams tank for Christ’s sake!
1:43 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SHOW FOR YEARS TYSM
“ *_cOmPleMeNt wOmEn wItH tHeIr hUgE pP’s_* “
I want to scream GAYYYYYYYY
But for some reason it's not right
It's like anime traps but people love them...
r/animemes is an example of loving traps
@@ricegrain1809 no because.......
Actually your right so
*ggggggggggggaaaaaaassssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*
@@supremekingend8644
Hehe I'm one of them, and of course I'm one of r/historymemes
@@ricegrain1809 God please no
They should have a cross episode with emkay, to_lolly, and the click
and EZ
Tlo_oly and Robin totally need to talk
Oz
The legend EmKay breaks through boredom like my anxiety breaks me
The judge, looking at my extensive list of war crimes: "Are there any laws you _haven't_ broken?"
Me: "Well, I mean, gravity."
Someone give me horrible pickup lines like
there’ll be 7 planets once I take out Uranus
@Bwuebaby ima steal this and use it on my bf
Nobody:
Robin at 5:39: _Z I N G_
haha yes "nobody: " meme i am gonna laugh at this 2019 comment
yes a scoob ad
This video got me like....
YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
FREEMAN YOU FOOL
Bruh you really just ran up and jojo referenced. Holy shit
Oh no you don't
Za Warudo
@@hamonhamoff5729 GOLDU EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
They were bound to bring Matt Stonie into this someday
There's 104 days of self isolation
"There is 104 days of self isolation" uh i think you mean weeks....
Don't worry guys, I'm chewy either outside or inside
darn, looks like i accidentally overcooked the meatloaf again
"Hippidy hopin' I'm Robin"
✨Please please please please please * sparkle sparkle * ✨
So, after watching this channel for a long time, I must say....Robin is my favorite, great voice and personality! Thank you for making an already great channel better!
"There's a 104 days of self-isolation"
More than 365 now
9:54 that hurted, because a Minigun ain’t fed by magazines
Me: **sees any kind of r/cursedcomments**
Also me: huh this feels like something I would say
90% of them I have said
"uh yeah, i filled that up with my own bodily resources. So,uh... HAVE FUN"
0:00
He also told you how to make mustard gas, you’re not worried about that OP
I don't know what's worse lol
Jamie Montulli
One kills in seconds
The other subdues in minutes
@@chubskii well mustard gas isn't as bad as the other but what I know based off of my knowledge is that mustard gas is banned in war
Jamie Montulli just read a thing on google on chloroform
Mustard is still worse. Hence why it’s banned in war
9:30 why did my mind immediately go *tf2 reference*
Whoops! Zat was not medicine!
There's 104 days of self isolated boredom and Emkay comes along to end it
What’s good in the hood it’s me Reeeed Robin Yum!
7:50 : Yup, thats a command to instantly turn your face into a flowervase with one single hit :)
Also you ban her from your life for eternity, so guess it's a WIN-WIN for her.
2:37
Quarantine is a lonely place man
Yeah
@@janshen1222
:C
"Theres 104 days of self isolation"
Replace 104 with infinity and you'll get the theme song for 2020
a police man arrests you, his hands are on your wrists. what do you say?
“getting a little handsy there, aren’t you?”
I was literally watching a matt stonie video timed way to well
"I feel like I've seen writers sex before"
Thank you for the..... open window into your life Robin.
Damn this pandemic keep making me stay and love this channel because it's entertaining and funny.
9:19 one of my favorite movies is "The End Of Evangelion", and well, I'll leave the time stamp: 3:40
This time stamp changes the movie's name into "The Hand Of Evangelion"...
what
@@josinboop6132 at 3:40 (in the movie) something happens...
u cant just expect me not to make poisonous gases in my basement once u show me how to make them
Theres 104 years of community quarantine
Missed an opportunity to say "stop saying period, that's sexist."
4:27 the profile picture made me read this in peridot’s voice
oh
oh god
I can't even
Chelsea Ryder your comment produces that same effect
Your profile picture made me read my own eulogy
EmKay thanks?
0:14
MOM! Phinias and Ferb are chloroforming Perry!
Gutair riff
6:32 "but I look like my dad" this can go two ways. You either loved your dad, dad, current life dad, in your past life, or you loved your dad from your past life. If it's the second way it's more wholesome then cursed.
*i-i'm early...*
*it was 14 years...*
*FINALLY!*
This channel didnt exist 14 years ago
I am not
NanaMom r/woooooosh
@@nanamom7240 how do you not dėt jokes
Oml u bitches I got the joke the first time I saw it
What does dark humor and cancerous kids have in common?
They never get old
5:43 Water. Just. Water.
If I had been asked this question yesterday around lunchtime, chocolate milk. (first time I've had it in years lmao)
For me it would be nice cup of hot tea with sugar
@@ahardworker2154 that would hurt
@@SuperTux20 yeah but I get a free drink
@@ahardworker2154 fair enough
0:09 omg my bro and i made a parody of the Phineas and ferb theme and starts exactly like that! Great minds think alike, and so do ours
I usually sleep on my floor during the summer because it gets too hot in my loft bed, and I guess I opened my eyes for a second after falling asleep because I found a cricket on my phone screen and it jumped away and burrowed into my pile of blankets...so that's why I'm up boiling to death in my loft bed and watching this way too late at night. Best way to spend a truly miserable night
0:05 petition to make that the new theme song
Haha
*N O*
Yes
0:32
Then does that mean we should compliment Thai girls
No offense to the others
Sometimes being a half Thai male hurts
HELL YEAH!
0:48 hmm, what could I possibly do? Hmm... aaah! I know!
*Imma call the police*
Well if your in America you do have the right to shoot a stranger who forcefully enter your home
There's a hundred and four days of self-isolation and school comes along just to extend it
That banana looked traumatized! Poor guy! He had his mouth open while he was...eh...in use
There’s a hundred and four days of self isolation and I know exactly how to end it! An excruciating problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. LIKE MAYBE
Cloroform.
0:01 I can finally say that I've learned something today
What's chloroform
@@somedude_out how do you not know: chloroform is a chemical that is known for kidnappings because when ingested it can make you pass out for a long time
@@josinboop6132 I know what I'm doing today
@@somedude_out plz don't
@@Shahzad-ss1jq what u mean I live in Alabama and my stepsis don't like when I do it so I will make chloroform for 1 porpus to Frick my step sis ps it was all a joke I actuley live in moskau
9:14
When Elsa and Anna start "playing in the snow"
:0
I watched gurren lagann as a kid soooooooo
I’m guessing this is one of the ways Diavolo dies; choking on 1.25 gallons of nut butter
Loved that first clip of that Phineas parody there lol
6:14 why eat her for a day when she can make food for ten years
0:40 I posted this lol
im very proud
Cursed
@@janshen1222 I posted the image, but I didn't post the comment lol
8:39
That was double offensive, past my comfort zone...
"Can't afford"
"It's a scam"
Jasper: Im completely fine
Metal Jasper: JASPER YOUR HANDS ARE BLEEDING FROM COMMITTING HAND-TOOTHPICK-WALL
"there's 104 days of self isolation"
honestly this fits so well with Phinead and Ferb because we know both were wayyyy more than 104 days and we keep saying "how tf"
_there's a 104 days of self isolation_
story of everyone's life
... and a rope comes along just to end it.
hey don't copy my commet
oof
Emkay thanks a ton for showing me how to make chloroform! This is going to help me a ton with my next job interview! :)
5:02 or y'know...throw them in the incinerator
Danny deserved better
or just eat its leg out of existence
My mom: Stop drinking that!
Me: IF ITS UNDER THE SINK TAKE A DRINK
There's almost a whole year of self isolation