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  • @azkaalfafa6217
    @azkaalfafa6217 4 роки тому +5050

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    Imagine a show where even the main character skips the opening

    • @Netokir
      @Netokir 4 роки тому +193

      Me, i dont have a alarm

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 роки тому +270

      Or sleeps though the opening half the time

    • @joex1084
      @joex1084 4 роки тому +181

      Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 роки тому +28

      Azka Alfafa diavolo: yeah imagine that

    • @KILLERGUNZ27
      @KILLERGUNZ27 4 роки тому +23

      Then my theme song is the original Doom theme

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 4 роки тому +801

    Technically the truth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner

    • @iamsuperbored8516
      @iamsuperbored8516 4 роки тому +20

      then your shower / bath would become a vacuum cleaner

    • @vedro_hightunplayer9673
      @vedro_hightunplayer9673 4 роки тому +20

      Well, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. I mean you don't clean it using vacuum, and don't clean the vacuum

    • @mangeurdepizza9795
      @mangeurdepizza9795 4 роки тому +6

      @@vedro_hightunplayer9673 And when you take a shower, you're a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner

    • @TheRatWhoLived
      @TheRatWhoLived 4 роки тому +2

      And then it rains and you are outside, so the rain is a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner

    • @vinewisegaming3204
      @vinewisegaming3204 4 роки тому +3

      I'm crapping confused

  • @r1bit510
    @r1bit510 2 роки тому +289

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    me who has the alarm of screaming children:

    • @greenbird4497
      @greenbird4497 2 роки тому +18

      me who wakes up without alarm

    • @WeHoopinOrSmt
      @WeHoopinOrSmt 2 роки тому +11

      Me who if is the when the up

    • @R0NTHEJELLYFISH
      @R0NTHEJELLYFISH 2 роки тому +11

      I have a rick roll theme

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 роки тому +11

      @@R0NTHEJELLYFISH neva gonna give ya up, neva gonna put you down, I just made a paradox.

    • @420catboi
      @420catboi 2 роки тому +4

      Mine is Cat from Red Dwarf screaming "Fish!" over and over. So I'm sure people are thrilled when my theme ends.

  • @moonlightbelle
    @moonlightbelle 2 роки тому +44

    I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation
    the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?"
    I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."

  • @urmom-zh6zs
    @urmom-zh6zs 4 роки тому +400

    The most looked at rock
    Most people: Moon!
    Me: e a r t h

  • @awittybritty6853
    @awittybritty6853 4 роки тому +474

    "Your alarm is technically your theme song-"
    My theme song is a broadcast interruption-

    • @hmmm4262
      @hmmm4262 4 роки тому +14

      While mine is the song sandstorm played by a recorder

    • @thevampiregirl7529
      @thevampiregirl7529 4 роки тому +8

      While mine is the demon on top of me. We're all different.

    • @thevampiregirl7529
      @thevampiregirl7529 4 роки тому +6

      But also, if you have a broadcast interruption, THEN OMG I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

    • @aichen4415
      @aichen4415 4 роки тому +7

      Mine is the broken siren sound

    • @lyricrue7069
      @lyricrue7069 4 роки тому +4

      Mines Dying in LA by:
      Panic! At The Disco.

  • @Wickle-Pickle
    @Wickle-Pickle 2 роки тому +426

    “When I was a kid I thought vegetarians and lesbians were the same thing.”
    Me: Understandable they both eat bushes.

  • @colincummins6851
    @colincummins6851 2 роки тому +62

    I greatly appreciate how enthused this guy sounds in his videos. It's unique from other channels with this content and I love it!

  • @falsehcf
    @falsehcf 4 роки тому +6477

    “your alarm song is your theme song”
    Well I guess my show doesn’t have a theme song

    • @julicrusellas
      @julicrusellas 4 роки тому +377

      Well my theme song does not have a show

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 роки тому +101

      this my theme(alarm) song
      ua-cam.com/video/vJY6ymOfiAg/v-deo.html

    • @Blue_Streak_Studios
      @Blue_Streak_Studios 4 роки тому +79

      I don't have a show or a theme song... *I'm the only one*

    • @emilycrowder9255
      @emilycrowder9255 4 роки тому +21

      Same dude

    • @julicrusellas
      @julicrusellas 4 роки тому +17

      @@kakateboi42 nice election

  • @Rat4ever
    @Rat4ever 4 роки тому +9570

    Robin sounds like a voice actor

  • @skeloluke4967
    @skeloluke4967 2 роки тому +48

    Fun fact: In my family, the word “Nerd” is seen as an compliment as it technically means that they’re saying you are smarter than them.

    • @minerpvpgaming2160
      @minerpvpgaming2160 Рік тому +3

      thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment
      Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 Рік тому

      @@minerpvpgaming2160 *too

    • @Asher1123
      @Asher1123 Рік тому

      ​@@pustota7254nerd

  • @kaydenene1
    @kaydenene1 2 роки тому +10

    4:37
    "Im lesbian"
    "Im so proud of you for coming out as vegetarian!"

  • @iamliterallyme
    @iamliterallyme 4 роки тому +2561

    Explaining:
    What has 4 letters
    W-H-A-T
    Sometimes has 9 letters
    S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S
    but never has 5 letters
    N-E-V-E-R

    • @90zillas34
      @90zillas34 4 роки тому +193

      Oh fuck off that took at least two of my Brian cells to figure it out

    • @Venas254
      @Venas254 3 роки тому +105

      I'm not that observant or smart so this helps thanks.

    • @iamliterallyme
      @iamliterallyme 3 роки тому +87

      @@90zillas34 Just like your grammar?

    • @rebeccabugg6394
      @rebeccabugg6394 3 роки тому +17

      :0

    • @sandiegou2323
      @sandiegou2323 3 роки тому +24

      I saw one similiar once earlier, but still couldnt get it. *untill I saw this ofcourse*

  • @redw0lfstone639
    @redw0lfstone639 3 роки тому +207

    "Why do programmers like dark mode" because we like our god damn eyesight

    • @Auriee_
      @Auriee_ 3 роки тому +2

      make a program

    • @connordev5466
      @connordev5466 3 роки тому +8

      Visual studio dark mode is better than light mode

    • @piyushsharma3991
      @piyushsharma3991 3 роки тому +1

      @@connordev5466 period.

    • @zenkuro9795
      @zenkuro9795 3 роки тому +3

      No, because using light mode will attract bugs

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому +4

      Why do we like our sight?
      SO WE CAN NOT BE TRAINS!
      (11:16)

  • @rosefoam3048
    @rosefoam3048 2 роки тому +3

    TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.

    • @NoFlyZone31
      @NoFlyZone31 2 роки тому

      Incorrect, Thanos killed several billion people.

  • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
    @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 2 роки тому +12

    I have often been noted as saying "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."

  • @briantang6693
    @briantang6693 4 роки тому +963

    “The use of the term “anti-vaxxer” suddenly becomes illegal. What do you call them instead?
    *Dead*

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 4 роки тому +20

      illegal???
      *I KNOW 2020 IS THE END OF THE WORLD*

    • @epicsoul8136
      @epicsoul8136 4 роки тому +11

      Brian Tang ant-vaxxer. Because fuck them.

    • @orfeastsakos3025
      @orfeastsakos3025 4 роки тому +7

      They have already asked that question and a chad replied “idiots”

    • @azuroslazuli6948
      @azuroslazuli6948 4 роки тому +5

      Illegal? LOL Guess I'll go to jail then. XD

    • @popidopilo2521
      @popidopilo2521 4 роки тому +2

      ⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

  • @keithebox3533
    @keithebox3533 4 роки тому +159

    *"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"*
    *I ain't getting paid to wake up*

    • @idek2069
      @idek2069 4 роки тому +12

      So that means if I don't have an alarm clock I'm a side character

    • @keithebox3533
      @keithebox3533 4 роки тому +5

      @@idek2069 y e a

    • @bobanderson5087
      @bobanderson5087 4 роки тому +1

      @@idek2069 a one episode side character that gets killed somehow

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 роки тому

      nor am i

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 роки тому

      lets quit acting in this show together

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 2 роки тому +3

    13:16 me who use Valkorion's theme as an alarm: "oh, cool."

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 2 роки тому +7

    10:17 I was fully expecting it to just be;
    Blow my mind.
    Okay *chambers round*

  • @terriblejokefactory8831
    @terriblejokefactory8831 4 роки тому +581

    "Being alive is more dangerous than being dead"
    I'm gonna go check brb

  • @blooperbloups9318
    @blooperbloups9318 3 роки тому +575

    "your alarm is your theme song" people who don't have an alarm: my show has a low budget

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +17

      Us who don't have a reason to get up at a specific time. Probably won't have much going on, if the episodes are day to day anyway.

    • @noahweston4999
      @noahweston4999 3 роки тому +3

      MyIntroIsJustEmKayFromLastNight

    • @real_bullseye
      @real_bullseye 3 роки тому +4

      my theme song is either complete silence, or loud bells ringing

    • @ericamborsky3230
      @ericamborsky3230 3 роки тому +2

      That statement inspired me to change my alarm from a generic alarm tone to "Le Chant de l'oignon"

    • @hyperactivegoofball
      @hyperactivegoofball 3 роки тому

      Mines the spongebob theme then-

  • @kristytorres7919
    @kristytorres7919 2 роки тому +9

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    Well my theme song is a Japanese song about couple ki//ing themselves-

  • @rtlpejelagarto
    @rtlpejelagarto 2 роки тому +2

    " your alarm song is your theme song "
    So my theme is the same as an anime teenager that has a weird hairstyle and a healing/ punching ghost

  • @Sanetless
    @Sanetless 4 роки тому +203

    "Your alarm is your theme song."
    My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..."
    *Chuckles in immortality*

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 роки тому

      Its about time...

    • @breadmixer
      @breadmixer 4 роки тому

      ... Why.

    • @Sanetless
      @Sanetless 4 роки тому +2

      @@breadmixer Look up SCP-963

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 роки тому

      Chuckles in fox,
      "I'm in danger"

    • @Spell2260
      @Spell2260 3 роки тому

      am i turning crazy or is EmKays outro the cuphead king dice theme'

  • @user-bs5gh1zh8o
    @user-bs5gh1zh8o 3 роки тому +614

    technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode

    • @whiteflame0713
      @whiteflame0713 3 роки тому +17

      ...what if I pick and choose the theme song to make every episode a little easier?

    • @the_magicalruru
      @the_magicalruru 3 роки тому +17

      Every start of my episode is just he's semi-aquatic egg laying mammal

    • @ElectroTiger
      @ElectroTiger 3 роки тому +6

      No

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 2 роки тому +6

      @@the_magicalruru 🎵Of action ! Do be do be do ba !!!

    • @TheMrsYWilson
      @TheMrsYWilson 2 роки тому +6

      @@justeundonut-moi.7979 HES PERRY!

  • @KT-rp9tx
    @KT-rp9tx 2 роки тому +3

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    Me, with an actual game theme song:

  • @BeanKally
    @BeanKally 2 роки тому +1

    9:21
    That seems like something my dad would send. Anytime I text crowbar he sends me a picture of crows in a bar

  • @elmoondrugs7507
    @elmoondrugs7507 4 роки тому +191

    "How do u think he drowned" "He could not breath under water" Emkay: "Yea most of us cant" ME: WAIT "MOST"?

    • @santipapa6986
      @santipapa6986 4 роки тому +8

      In theory u can breathe under water, but u can't get oxygen

    • @elmoondrugs7507
      @elmoondrugs7507 4 роки тому +2

      @@santipapa6986 XD

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 роки тому +2

      Getrektm8443 BOI shit he’s on to us

    • @animekat2823
      @animekat2823 4 роки тому +2

      @@santipapa6986 well it's not that you can't get oxygen, you're just getting too much hydrogen (H2O)

    • @santipapa6986
      @santipapa6986 4 роки тому

      @@animekat2823 true that

  • @nmastando56
    @nmastando56 4 роки тому +957

    “The moon is the most looked-at rock ever.”
    The actual fricking planet we live on:”Am I a joke to you?”

    • @jaden3109
      @jaden3109 4 роки тому +9

      Well no,we cant see the earth soooooo

    • @MickasLOL
      @MickasLOL 4 роки тому +76

      @@jaden3109 I wonder how you were able to type if you're so blind you can't see the ground underneath you

    • @gourabsarker6895
      @gourabsarker6895 4 роки тому +8

      @Laura Nan dirt is actually miniscule rocks

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 роки тому +23

      It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet.
      Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.

    • @cloudy9593
      @cloudy9593 4 роки тому +17

      The earth is basically a Tostitos (if that’s how you spell it) because inside is liquid, hot and red, (magma and it has a hard outside

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 2 роки тому +7

    Story time!
    My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.

  • @JustAnAverageThingy
    @JustAnAverageThingy 2 роки тому +1

    "The moon is the most looked-at rock ever."
    Me: just add "at night" on the end and its a deal.

  • @Space_Pencil
    @Space_Pencil 4 роки тому +304

    “Don’t look at the moon.”
    Hmmm, wonder where else I’ve seen that before...

  • @jessicawroten9481
    @jessicawroten9481 4 роки тому +151

    When ppl say avoid water they are just saying avoid 75% of yourself and your planet.

    • @RealZenKo
      @RealZenKo 4 роки тому +5

      And 72% of them self

    • @SkellyBones881
      @SkellyBones881 3 роки тому

      DarkZid Rucker, you mean 80% of ur self

    • @xenapaprika4555
      @xenapaprika4555 3 роки тому +1

      I try to avoid 75% of myself every day

    • @jessicawroten9481
      @jessicawroten9481 3 роки тому +1

      ⁰this is my most liked comment lol

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 3 роки тому

      @@jessicawroten9481 I mean 100% of my problems are created in relation to myself so that's honestly sound advice.

  • @tommysarlin5008
    @tommysarlin5008 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: there’s enough bones in a human to creat a skeleton

  • @sophiesmith7116
    @sophiesmith7116 4 роки тому +750

    Everything in the world is either a cat or not a cat

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 роки тому +155

    6:27 it's actually the Earth, it's a big rock, that literally everyone who is not blind, has looked at the ground, so not the moon, the Earth

    • @Catgoddess1401
      @Catgoddess1401 4 роки тому +3

      Was looking for this, had the same thought. You see the earth every day, and the moon once a weekish

    • @TheOneTrueF
      @TheOneTrueF 4 роки тому +2

      Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock

    • @KinshinReaper
      @KinshinReaper 4 роки тому

      @@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day

    • @HeartJelli
      @HeartJelli 4 роки тому

      I thought of that 2

    • @Wild_-vt6dk
      @Wild_-vt6dk 4 роки тому

      Sad earth noise

  • @caffee8603
    @caffee8603 2 роки тому +5

    "Your alarm sound is your theme song."
    Me, who has Wilbur Soot as my alarm: 👀

  • @charlienelsenoutdoors7240
    @charlienelsenoutdoors7240 2 роки тому +1

    So his last line just gets me like "till the next time we meet, I'll be seeing ya" like no tf you wont

  • @realbohnt
    @realbohnt 3 роки тому +355

    R2-D2 had a security system that actually protects their owner from “ getting in trouble”

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +8

      I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 роки тому +12

      This generation is already fluent in "beep boop."
      _beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready"
      _sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?"
      _that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???"
      _boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +1

      @@achtsekundenfurz7876 Sure we do, but it takes place way in the past, really far away.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 роки тому

      We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not.
      And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)

    • @lhaureencariagge9668
      @lhaureencariagge9668 3 роки тому

      @Boyfriend shut up nerd

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +111

    "Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode"
    That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.

    • @caarsios7768
      @caarsios7768 4 роки тому +2

      Oh no

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 роки тому +2

      That's a pretty long intro, though I guess the intro is usually really long anyways

    • @TheDiggity42
      @TheDiggity42 4 роки тому

      Mine is “At Doom’s Gate”

    • @Nik-ny9ue
      @Nik-ny9ue 4 роки тому

      I have mine set to me blowing air into the mic

    • @longshothorse2011
      @longshothorse2011 4 роки тому

      The Doom Slayer huzzah! A man of culture!

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 2 роки тому +34

    Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!?
    Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches

    • @ethanmyers3574
      @ethanmyers3574 2 роки тому

      thats sus

    • @That1_Lad
      @That1_Lad Рік тому +1

      @@ethanmyers3574 I just want you to know BREATHING IS NOW ON MANUAL MODE

  • @ghostwriter5685
    @ghostwriter5685 2 роки тому +2

    For the R2D2 bit that was explained the comics as initially R2 didn’t know he just happened to land with Luke, and by the time he put two and two together Obi-wan had already taken him aside and told R2 not to tell Luke as the truth would come out when the force wanted it too.

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 4 роки тому +462

    “Your alarm sound is technically your theme song”
    I don’t think theme songs are supposed to scare the crap out of you

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 4 роки тому +11

      Annabella ! Weagle Perhaps your life is a Horror Movie?

    • @NOSEXER
      @NOSEXER 4 роки тому +8

      Tf my life then cus my alarm is arabic nokia ringtone

    • @goose9475
      @goose9475 4 роки тому +6

      FangABXY FangABXY hmmmmmm... that’s something weird to think about right before I go to sleep. It would be weird if I had a nightmare tonight

    • @disturbedtomato5163
      @disturbedtomato5163 4 роки тому +6

      That’s debatable mr. goose

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 4 роки тому +5

      Unless there’s some fourth wall breaking going on

  • @stwgord
    @stwgord 3 роки тому +304

    “Your alarm song is your theme song”
    So does that mean my mum screeching at me to wake up is my theme song?

  • @Dovahkiin-fc9bd
    @Dovahkiin-fc9bd 2 роки тому +2

    "Your alarm sound is your theme song since it starts off every episode"
    My theme is a alarm a literal alarm like purge or tornado siren

  • @danyogurt1667
    @danyogurt1667 2 роки тому +1

    "Blow my mind"
    "ok hmmmmmmmm"
    *pulls out hair dryer and points at mind*

  • @unknown_mist5542
    @unknown_mist5542 4 роки тому +342

    My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it

    • @DocMcCray
      @DocMcCray 4 роки тому +8

      Mine is Ghost Nappa by Team Fourstar

    • @lanchan6837
      @lanchan6837 4 роки тому +7

      Amateurs mine is the USSR on full volume!!

    • @scave6131
      @scave6131 4 роки тому +5

      Mine is just the Terraria day theme.

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 4 роки тому +4

      DocMcCray wait how are you hitting it
      I kept in the locked basement

    • @ThankYouVeryLittle
      @ThankYouVeryLittle 4 роки тому

      @@jigokunohi6538 I keep mine under my bed

  • @stabbly
    @stabbly 4 роки тому +197

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    My alarm is a nuke siren.

  • @CGammer5680
    @CGammer5680 2 роки тому +1

    The firefly and waterfall took me 5 seconds to realize, now I'm in a state of mental comprension and questioning why English is like this.

  • @Justin_isslpng
    @Justin_isslpng 2 роки тому +1

    That “Well in that case” got me LMAO

  • @poomagd2998
    @poomagd2998 4 роки тому +212

    "What" has 4 letters
    "Sometimes" has 9 letters
    "Never" has 5 letters
    Robin, do me a favor and count the letters

  • @Laniebug-ds3di
    @Laniebug-ds3di 4 роки тому +163

    "GUYS I NEVER HAVE LEFTOVER TACO BELL."
    *Gets an ad on taco bell*
    God dangit now I want Taco Bell!

  • @presidentelectcoleman2205
    @presidentelectcoleman2205 2 роки тому +1

    "HURRY, GET UP, A SHARKNADO IS COMING! GET UP AND COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED!"

  • @mental_issues6840
    @mental_issues6840 2 роки тому +1

    13:23
    That moment that you realize that you are deaf, who depends on a vibrating alarm clock…

  • @jomesband5196
    @jomesband5196 3 роки тому +69

    5:27 The only time it is right to refuse to a woman when she says: "My eyes are up here"

  • @RyTheFirecracker
    @RyTheFirecracker 3 роки тому +759

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    Well, I wake up to British queens having a rave.

  • @mmmmmmmmm463
    @mmmmmmmmm463 6 місяців тому +1

    6:53 Plot Twist: You’re not in the USA so that coupon is useless

  • @matsukukissu436
    @matsukukissu436 Рік тому +1

    I like taking the Shaggy and Scooby one with a different perspective. Shaggy isn't fast. But Scooby is too scared to leave his buddy alone. Almost everywhere they go, they always stick together, and even though this great dane is terrified of the creepy guy in a mask, he will never leave Shaggy running alone (except on accident.)

  • @AbsurdHurd
    @AbsurdHurd 3 роки тому +70

    So my mom yelling at me to wake up is my theme song

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 4 роки тому +54

    Them: is tomorrow Sunday or June?
    Me, watching this on a Saturday, during June: yes

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 роки тому +1

      Glam my birthday is June 28 which is Sunday

    • @lo4tr
      @lo4tr 4 роки тому +1

      @@RedK5 My birthday is June 30th, which is also a Sunday.

  • @laurnixx
    @laurnixx 2 роки тому

    'Your alarm clock is your theme song'
    I wake up to my puppies whining like they're dying and my sister blasting the TV volume.

  • @barefootfarmgang
    @barefootfarmgang 2 роки тому +1

    Watching Emkay Late Is The Best

  • @individualcheerio
    @individualcheerio 4 роки тому +44

    “Your alarm sound is your theme song”
    *I guess my mom screaming at me to wake up is theme song*

    • @cheesetlc
      @cheesetlc 4 роки тому +1

      Your pfp is cute I like your gacha oc is it urs?

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 роки тому

      S ame

    • @ralsei6334
      @ralsei6334 4 роки тому

      @@cheesetlc gacha kid

  • @paranormalgaming1495
    @paranormalgaming1495 4 роки тому +409

    What = 4 Letters W H A T
    Sometimes = 9 Letters S O M E T I M E S
    Never = 5 Letters N E V E R

    • @headless7051
      @headless7051 4 роки тому +9

      Get to the top!

    • @blynkzee4284
      @blynkzee4284 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t know how anyone didn’t understand this when it showed up in the video...

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it :(

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 4 роки тому +17

      @@AzzyRiah A better explanation:
      What (as in the word what) has 4 letters, sometimes (has) 9 letters, but (the word) never has 5 letters.

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 роки тому +2

      + Pink Panthør *How?!*

  • @theprinterdude9687
    @theprinterdude9687 2 роки тому

    I think this part of reddit is EXACTLY my humor
    I lmao every time

  • @Coolgirl_ig_
    @Coolgirl_ig_ Рік тому

    5:10
    “Run like hell, cus you always need to
    Laugh at everything, cus it’s always funny
    Never eat pears”
    -the doctor

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 4 роки тому +137

    “You need to look lower than the eye level”
    Let’s be honest...
    *_a lot of us thought of something else when he said that_*

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 4 роки тому +13

      When you see she has a dick longer than yours

    • @50nd3r
      @50nd3r 4 роки тому +5

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang this is r/technicallythetruth not r/cursedcomments

    • @snappishorc_legacy8506
      @snappishorc_legacy8506 4 роки тому +3

      @@GM.Nobody ಥ‿ಥ

    • @WildStarKitsune4574
      @WildStarKitsune4574 4 роки тому +2

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you see it’s not a dick but a big ass snake🐍

    • @rensmusicandartt
      @rensmusicandartt 4 роки тому

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you copy that dude

  • @kuuderepiano2988
    @kuuderepiano2988 4 роки тому +77

    Reddit back then: Storytime!
    Reddit Now: Sandbox Mode

    • @kuuderepiano2988
      @kuuderepiano2988 4 роки тому

      @Ayano Aishi And if I'm not? :>

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 роки тому

      Game mode has been updated to creative

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 роки тому

      @@cartysk8er721 Oh sh*t h
      Reddit's got hacks ○-○

  • @raineblackstar3522
    @raineblackstar3522 Рік тому +1

    Technically Thanos has a body count of 0, since half of the human population vanished into another dimension for a good while and no *body* died.

  • @Gabbro_galvigi
    @Gabbro_galvigi Рік тому

    14:25 this just brought back the memorie of 7 year old me ripping the "DO NOT PULL OFF TAG" and thought i would go to jail cause someone told me i would go to jail for ripping it off.

  • @planetblob
    @planetblob 4 роки тому +599

    Robin is the type of person to have the name “Robyn”.

    • @OGPanzerhund
      @OGPanzerhund 4 роки тому +31

      No, Robin is the type of person to name his UA-cam channel “Xycron”

    • @planetblob
      @planetblob 4 роки тому +11

      FurStahlhelm pfff not gonna lie thats funny

    • @Nick-xm6og
      @Nick-xm6og 4 роки тому +3

      Bjonk

    • @aaryadebchatterjee3398
      @aaryadebchatterjee3398 4 роки тому +1

      PlanetBlOb u should have that name I mean look at ur fricken eyes

    • @Mahiuryuu
      @Mahiuryuu 4 роки тому +6

      Rawbeyin

  • @imnotvladimirputin
    @imnotvladimirputin 3 роки тому +166

    "your alarm is your theme song"
    umm....... I don't ha- Nevermind....

  • @tigerowr
    @tigerowr 2 роки тому +1

    I loved the nun joke more than I probably should have

  • @endervoir
    @endervoir 2 роки тому

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    My alarm: **Sunday screeching her lungs out + broken wii noises**

  • @LRTasker
    @LRTasker 3 роки тому +619

    Fun Fact: This is the anniversary of the “when is Tuesday” meme.

    • @sorejohhnyyt2865
      @sorejohhnyyt2865 2 роки тому

      Correct it is Tuesday

    • @I8AFluffyBunny
      @I8AFluffyBunny 2 роки тому +3

      Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
      Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one

    • @dawnbelleini8036
      @dawnbelleini8036 2 роки тому +1

      Life is like an egg

    • @gmanwolfe3685
      @gmanwolfe3685 2 роки тому

      @KIAKING JORDi d

    • @gmanwolfe3685
      @gmanwolfe3685 2 роки тому

      M

  • @thereptile4139
    @thereptile4139 4 роки тому +228

    15:05, the word “what” has 4 letters the word “sometimes” has 9 letters and the word “never” has 5 letters

  • @115grim
    @115grim 2 роки тому

    i am in pain and this is making me laugh so it hurts worse but it's so worth it

  • @tinamason9448
    @tinamason9448 Рік тому +1

    I solved the Rick Astely paradox if he kills you after you ask him for the movie up he is not giving you up nor letting you down.

  • @alex._.5383
    @alex._.5383 4 роки тому +334

    When babies are born they’re already 9 months old. Unless you were born premature and it’s less or more than 9 months.

    • @njendrysik2065
      @njendrysik2065 4 роки тому +14

      Oh. Oh no. Fuck you

    • @hamzaahmed4635
      @hamzaahmed4635 4 роки тому +6

      so on ur b-day u are however old u are and 9 months

    • @PlushiePoogle
      @PlushiePoogle 4 роки тому +7

      Not necessarily.
      /Was born a month early

    • @alex._.5383
      @alex._.5383 4 роки тому

      I don’t even remember writing this comment.

    • @alex._.5383
      @alex._.5383 4 роки тому

      Hamza Ahmed idek

  • @PancakeGoose
    @PancakeGoose 4 роки тому +305

    My alarm is the USSR the so technically it’s our theme song.

    • @spinoplays6703
      @spinoplays6703 4 роки тому +21

      OUR alarm*

    • @CAT-fq7he
      @CAT-fq7he 4 роки тому +7

      My big question is what if you don’t have an alarm, I do have one but, I know some people without them. I change my theme song every week! Usually it’s something loud, ear rape loud ;-;

    • @nobbler9165
      @nobbler9165 4 роки тому

      Technically I'm a quick revive vending machine

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 4 роки тому +3

      Soo if I'm waking up without any alarm, i became side character?

    • @thekingsclips137
      @thekingsclips137 4 роки тому +1

      I hae a communist D&D character

  • @ghostiigoesboo
    @ghostiigoesboo 2 роки тому

    8:06 “We drink things significantly worse each day”
    Me, who only drinks water and the school milk: lol nope

  • @nea1090
    @nea1090 2 роки тому

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    "Hello, world."
    "Programmed to work, and not to feEeEeLl."

  • @Katastrophe2007
    @Katastrophe2007 3 роки тому +625

    “Don’t worry he’ll be Gen Z. He won’t be keeping it long anyway.”
    All of Gen Z: damn gotta call me out like that huh

  • @redgiant7747
    @redgiant7747 3 роки тому +166

    I just got the “Don’t look at him, don’t look at the moon” joke.

    • @t3mptdinx87
      @t3mptdinx87 3 роки тому +7

      I didn’t get it please explain

    • @mrhatty2644
      @mrhatty2644 3 роки тому +8

      @@t3mptdinx87 Simply look up Local 58

    • @Anobluu
      @Anobluu 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't lol

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 роки тому +5

      @@Anobluu it was a reference to the UA-cam series “local 58”. Look it up if you like scary stuff

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 роки тому +1

      @@Agvazela_Vega I understood that reference

  • @minfiresmanyeah
    @minfiresmanyeah 2 роки тому +1

    I sat wheezing at the 2 sausages joke

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming Рік тому

    16:14 "it takes 30 minutes to cross. What would it take for you to cross this whole bridge"
    the ability to walk

  • @italiankaty0151
    @italiankaty0151 3 роки тому +394

    "Your allarm clock is technically your theme"
    Well, guess I'm Giorgio Giovanna.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 роки тому +45

    The word what has four letters. The word sometimes has nine letters. The word never has five letters. They’re just counting.

    • @hlivaralexa441
      @hlivaralexa441 3 роки тому +1

      They.. thats... Ik.......

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 роки тому

      cool.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 роки тому +6

      A more subtle hint is to ask the reader where the question mark is...

  • @0oNightshadeo0
    @0oNightshadeo0 2 роки тому

    Your alarm is your theme song?
    Well- I guess my theme song is my brothers screaming.

  • @alice_weirddom
    @alice_weirddom 5 місяців тому +1

    JOKES ON YOU, I'VE NEVER HAD AN ALARM CLOCK BEFORE

  • @Bananacat91
    @Bananacat91 3 роки тому +505

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    So my theme song is Technoblade screaming “DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAA”

    • @ShadowPhoenix4798
      @ShadowPhoenix4798 3 роки тому +17

      That’s a very bad themesong

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 3 роки тому +53

      jacob is wrong
      that’s a great theme song.
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

    • @ShadowPhoenix4798
      @ShadowPhoenix4798 3 роки тому +9

      @@fl0werz922 Please Don’t Kill Me.

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 3 роки тому +19

      @@ShadowPhoenix4798 🔪

    • @ShadowPhoenix4798
      @ShadowPhoenix4798 3 роки тому +16

      @@fl0werz922 Fine, I declare WAR🗡💣⚔️

  • @Hyro_Thod
    @Hyro_Thod 4 роки тому +123

    "Your alarm song is your theme song"
    Me: Doesn't have An alarm
    My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring?
    Me: Traitor.

    • @shadowpokemander2766
      @shadowpokemander2766 4 роки тому

      My alarm is highway to help fam.

    • @bean6882
      @bean6882 4 роки тому

      thats smooth

    • @Hyro_Thod
      @Hyro_Thod 4 роки тому +1

      @CriticalErr0r oof its ok I get it was a joke, lol.
      *You not wrong tho*

  • @OllieOnFire
    @OllieOnFire Рік тому

    when amazon alexa is your theme song, you know your life is just an amazon comerical

  • @BumHoleTickler
    @BumHoleTickler 2 роки тому +1

    My ringtone is the fard sound effect played on loop.

  • @pangolinh
    @pangolinh 3 роки тому +70

    “your alarm sound is your theme song”
    **keyboard mashing intensifies**

  • @die_mez17
    @die_mez17 4 роки тому +294

    Yes, I believe I will laugh
    Edit: I did

  • @Xenon527
    @Xenon527 2 роки тому

    I imagine Robin, lexi, Jack as people who are on a quest, Robin a strong ogre, lexi an exited pixie, and jack as a fear less warrior

  • @A-P3R50N1
    @A-P3R50N1 5 місяців тому

    0:02 as a protogen, i absolutely love this

  • @EggoNaut
    @EggoNaut 4 роки тому +195

    Jokes on him, my cat wakes me up at 6 in the morning everyday.
    Would that make my cat my theme song?