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  • @andrewbernal9957
    @andrewbernal9957 4 роки тому +9012

    The correct intro is “Start throbbin’ it’s Robin.”

  • @damionlee7658
    @damionlee7658 4 роки тому +2452

    "He's been dead for like the past century"
    Double points - r/woooosh combined with unexpected r/technicallythetruth!

    • @ThisGalaxyCat
      @ThisGalaxyCat 4 роки тому +128

      r/technicallythewoooosh!

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 роки тому +25

      please return to Emkay, we missed you.

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 роки тому +42

      @@ThisGalaxyCat r/unexpectedlythewoooosh

    • @superman5951
      @superman5951 4 роки тому +5

      No because he said like the past century not over a century

    • @damionlee7658
      @damionlee7658 4 роки тому +22

      @@kirbomatic1573 I'd consider joining the crew, in fact if they do an audition request again in the future I'll probably apply for giggles. But I won't sound quite right, similar name, different person. But I'm flattered that you got me confused with Damien.

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 роки тому +1900

    Whoosh people in a nutshell: everyone is stupid except me

  • @anon-existanthuman1929
    @anon-existanthuman1929 Рік тому +36

    I'm so happy I get to watch these and look down on people when I feel sad about myself,it just makes me feel better knowing there are people who don't understand the simplest of jokes

    • @ElderHickory958
      @ElderHickory958 6 місяців тому

      How is your nick "A non existent human" if you're typing this? Are you stupid? Try harder
      (I'm woosh joking)

    • @InfectedByJToH
      @InfectedByJToH Місяць тому +1

      And it makes me reconsider my life choices everytime i actually dont get one

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 роки тому +276

    I feel like “if blind how reply” was just it’s own separate joke

  • @chandlerrs14
    @chandlerrs14 3 роки тому +2917

    “left handed people aren’t real”
    me: “mr. stark, i dont feel so good...”

    • @Isntfunny890
      @Isntfunny890 3 роки тому +36

      bro yes they i remember when the media actually did research be fore post smh my head

    • @trulers8713
      @trulers8713 3 роки тому +52

      **and then, I vanish, allowing myself to fly away as my atoms return to the earth**

    • @AbC-uo1wm
      @AbC-uo1wm 3 роки тому +12

      It got me when this happened

    • @AbC-uo1wm
      @AbC-uo1wm 3 роки тому +5

      @@trulers8713 lol same name

    • @trulers8713
      @trulers8713 3 роки тому +5

      @@AbC-uo1wm hum, I have suspicions we are separate ghosts, but also close enough.

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 3 роки тому +1321

    "Left-Handed People aren't real"
    Me: *Fades away*

  • @Chunky_doggo
    @Chunky_doggo 2 роки тому +28

    14:10
    Yeah the spider was normal sized.
    For australian standards

    • @frankhooper7871
      @frankhooper7871 Рік тому +2

      I didn't know Australians had standards.

    • @TheAustralianIdiot
      @TheAustralianIdiot 7 місяців тому

      @@frankhooper7871 Of course, professionals have standards

  • @allsummedup3010
    @allsummedup3010 3 роки тому +453

    the “its meth dude” “EVEN BETTER” bruh 🤣🤣😂

  • @marsherdarsher
    @marsherdarsher 3 роки тому +314

    "left handed people arent real" oh yeah i almost forgot **slowly fades away**

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 роки тому +4

      Left handed people don't exist at all. Never seen one. There's no point in making left handed instruments too. Unless someone wants to be Dick Dale.

    • @RazeFromWish
      @RazeFromWish 3 роки тому +2

      The correct intro is "Hey it's Robin, start throbbin' !" ✌

    • @Skaetbull
      @Skaetbull 3 роки тому +5

      aCtuaLLy PeOPle caN'T faDE AwaY duMmy

    • @2eyedcabbage
      @2eyedcabbage 3 роки тому

      @@13_cmi my classmate is left handed

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 роки тому

      @@2eyedcabbage yeah this is an r/woooosh video obviously nobody's gonna get my month old joke that makes no sense

  • @PantheraTigris-k3g
    @PantheraTigris-k3g 4 роки тому +1401

    I'd rather be friends with people that don't understand jokes rather people who take jokes seriously

    • @diogosousa7182
      @diogosousa7182 4 роки тому +25

      me too

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +77

      You might have a love-hate relationship with me then, I'm both. Either I get them and reply back as sarcastically and people don't get it, or I don't get the joke, or I just auto-correct something not realising it's a joke, and get yelled at.
      Or I straight up take something serious as a joke, and get yelled at. I have all done all of these and I can't seem to win.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 4 роки тому +14

      @@Roadent1241 Can relate

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 4 роки тому +5

      But it would get annoying after a while

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +2

      @Arthur Morgan Yeah, I have. Twitter has not been a fun experience so far. Sorry I can't tell tone especially over text.

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 2 роки тому +26

    This subreddit always makes me feel both pissed and smarter.

    • @cffex3858
      @cffex3858 Рік тому

      Um you can't be smarter because you watched a reddit video

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 4 роки тому +687

    These are the people who must not gain access to the internet. Ever

  • @lextonbatieparks657
    @lextonbatieparks657 4 роки тому +615

    "Left handed people arent real"
    Slowly switches pencil in hand

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 3 роки тому +18

      um actually left-handed people are real and even if you switched hands to write with it would be very difficult
      smh

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 3 роки тому +28

      @Kyre nez games bruh I'm kidding, why tf would I be watching r/woooosh if I didn't get a joke

    • @Amnottolit
      @Amnottolit 3 роки тому +1

      @Not The Impostor r/wooooooooohs

    • @Amnottolit
      @Amnottolit 3 роки тому

      @Not The Impostor wait that real?!

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 3 роки тому

      Um.. Did your pencil broke so that's what you switched it?

  • @sharkboi3260
    @sharkboi3260 3 роки тому +268

    10:30 "sharks are in water."
    You obviously haven't met me yet.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 роки тому +14

      Technically they're wrong either way they can be on land as well just not alive on land (well at least not for long)

    • @MoeAndTekila
      @MoeAndTekila 3 роки тому +3

      wait

    • @random.-person
      @random.-person 3 роки тому +9

      why would sharks even die on land they got air they got food what else do they need

    • @blueberrypawsome
      @blueberrypawsome 3 роки тому +6

      @@random.-person ThEy NeEd WaTrR u IdOt!!!1 iM sMaRt sO u DuMbY!!1!

    • @blueberrypawsome
      @blueberrypawsome 3 роки тому +5

      @@random.-person XD

  • @d_mon9631
    @d_mon9631 2 роки тому +11

    13:43 that "oh wow really" sounds like an entirely different person i cant 😭😭

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 роки тому +505

    "People who have had the most birthdays live the longest"
    Reverse birthdays: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Beavis-ej3ny
      @Beavis-ej3ny 4 роки тому +5

      A le Benjamin Button

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 4 роки тому +9

      So Queen Elizabeth just slipped right by your mind while commenting this?

    • @eggbig3448
      @eggbig3448 4 роки тому +1

      I see u everywhere

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 4 роки тому +2

      @@eggbig3448 she is every where.

    • @ToxicSocks24
      @ToxicSocks24 4 роки тому +6

      wOw Do YoU nOt KnOw BaSic MaTh! ThEiRs No SuCh ThInG aS a ReVeRsE bIrThDaY! hOw ArE yOu So DuMb LoL!

  • @HanzCastroyearsago
    @HanzCastroyearsago 3 роки тому +518

    Fun fact: fish can actually drown if the water pressure is too high or if it is too salty

    • @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth
      @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth 3 роки тому +12

      I can't tell if I should reply on the comment or the reply underneath

    • @overlord2754
      @overlord2754 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth you be tootin and a shootin

    • @irridesu
      @irridesu 3 роки тому

      Windows Longhorn pfp I like it 👍

    • @Dogebreadzz
      @Dogebreadzz 3 роки тому +3

      1827 years ago… nice now I know im 10000 years old

    • @elreturner1227
      @elreturner1227 3 роки тому +1

      Or not salty enough

  • @gamepixelpw
    @gamepixelpw 4 роки тому +50

    "If blind how reply"
    - Words of a wise man

  • @oncinaust5178
    @oncinaust5178 2 роки тому +12

    10:35 My favorite I used was “I gotta go, it’s my turn to set my grandmother on fire.”

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 роки тому +344

    I was in class once, and someone legitimately had an argument about the year 3000 being in 80 years. What's worse is the teacher agreed with the person saying it was 3000 in 80 years

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 3 роки тому +38

      Yup. 80 years. Give or take 900.

    • @skeppyfan1415
      @skeppyfan1415 3 роки тому +7

      r/whoosh

    • @ordinaryfellow9093
      @ordinaryfellow9093 3 роки тому +28

      @@skeppyfan1415 you use the whoosh the wrong way, mate

    • @jankolamp320
      @jankolamp320 3 роки тому +11

      @@ordinaryfellow9093 ye wrong one skeppy

    • @thomaskohl7551
      @thomaskohl7551 3 роки тому +8

      *long Roblox death sound*

  • @theegg8780
    @theegg8780 3 роки тому +188

    “Who the hell would ever drop a mountain on someone!?”
    Buddha:

    • @Skaetbull
      @Skaetbull 3 роки тому +17

      uM acTUalY BuDdhA wAs a HumaN sO thAt iS UnscIeNTIficaLLy pOssiBle yOU DUNCE

    • @theegg8780
      @theegg8780 3 роки тому +7

      @@Skaetbull Imma just try and not get in a woooosh video here but, in Journey to The West he crushed Sun Wu Kong under his hand which was also a mountain

    • @stickdav6484
      @stickdav6484 3 роки тому +3

      You can't drop a mountian or pick it up its to heavy your so stupid

    • @theegg8780
      @theegg8780 3 роки тому +1

      @@stickdav6484 did you even read my reply to the last guy...

    • @youreallyareanidiot2751
      @youreallyareanidiot2751 3 роки тому +8

      @@theegg8780 aaanndd you whooshed yourself

  • @SomeoneTookAK
    @SomeoneTookAK 4 роки тому +307

    "tap on the screen" something did happened, there is a pause symbol now

    • @Alex-tu5vu
      @Alex-tu5vu 3 роки тому +14

      idk why, but when I tapped my laptop nothing happened :/

    • @SomeoneTookAK
      @SomeoneTookAK 3 роки тому +21

      @@Alex-tu5vu now punch it

    • @Lofi_Man1
      @Lofi_Man1 3 роки тому +10

      @@Alex-tu5vu punch it sometimes it doesn't work

    • @yourlocalfemboy4470
      @yourlocalfemboy4470 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alex-tu5vu the touchscreen might be broken

    • @koe2833
      @koe2833 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alex-tu5vu You'll definitely fix it by punching it. Always works for me.

  • @sphinxis9872
    @sphinxis9872 2 роки тому +14

    On one hand I CANT WAIT for these videos to come out and watch, but on the other hand r/Wooosh makes me aware of the amount of humorless aliens this earth holds 😅

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 роки тому +225

    Day 21 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

  • @zhou_1
    @zhou_1 4 роки тому +181

    Fun fact: [insert fact doing kickflip]

  • @gracewilliamson8071
    @gracewilliamson8071 4 роки тому +200

    Nooo “what’s throbbing everybody I’m robin”

    • @Universal_Box
      @Universal_Box 4 роки тому +4

      @Unknown Person Who are you? Why are you?

    • @spiceywolf6279
      @spiceywolf6279 4 роки тому +5

      What's throbbin? you do not wanna know

    • @gcdraco6477
      @gcdraco6477 4 роки тому +1

      Or maybe it's the giant pulsating pile of meat that's slowly consuming our will to live until we give ourselves to it and become one with the pile.

    • @spiceywolf6279
      @spiceywolf6279 4 роки тому

      @@gcdraco6477 you still have a will to live?

    • @gcdraco6477
      @gcdraco6477 4 роки тому +3

      @@spiceywolf6279 oh no, I am typing from the flesh pile.

  • @AlexNegative
    @AlexNegative 2 роки тому +14

    7:24 Look at the nicknames xD

  • @Flotube444
    @Flotube444 3 роки тому +46

    "gun master" is an actual title in germany. When film studios need weapons, the one handling them and keeping them safe is the "Waffenmeister" which translates to weapon master (close enough). And yes, he has to have quite difficult to obtain licenses to be allowed to hold that title.

  • @bolognabl
    @bolognabl 4 роки тому +549

    "Left handed people aren't real"
    Me: *intense sweating*

  • @StxrAlaa123
    @StxrAlaa123 3 роки тому +72

    16:31 in case anyone wants to hear that clip over and over again

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 2 роки тому +3

    Hearing Throbbin' Robin wheeze over that fan art had me laughing too.

  • @coding01
    @coding01 3 роки тому +160

    Robin: Left-handed people don't exist.
    Me: *starts crying in non-existence*

    • @stickdav6484
      @stickdav6484 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone is so dumb people don't disaper everyone is so dumb

    • @coding01
      @coding01 3 роки тому +2

      @@stickdav6484 do you understand something called a 'joke'?

    • @redriot4745
      @redriot4745 3 роки тому +1

      @@coding01 q🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nightowl6055
      @nightowl6055 3 роки тому +3

      1. People can't just randomly disappear
      2. If you wouldn't exist you couldn't cry
      How dumb can people get? 🙄

    • @redriot4745
      @redriot4745 3 роки тому +1

      @@nightowl6055 r/whoosh

  • @arkfr
    @arkfr 3 роки тому +79

    “Left handed people do not exist”
    Me: *dies*

  • @IponderAlot
    @IponderAlot 3 роки тому +105

    17:15 when robin started laughing i swear to God i laughed so hard that it was like damians laugh 😂

    • @charadremmur9482
      @charadremmur9482 3 роки тому +5

      YoU cAnnOt SwEar tO GOd >:(((((

    • @IponderAlot
      @IponderAlot 3 роки тому +5

      @@charadremmur9482 says the genocidal child of the underground 🙄

    • @atmo7034
      @atmo7034 3 роки тому

      Wut

    • @TheGuyKevin
      @TheGuyKevin 3 роки тому +1

      @@IponderAlot damn you whoosed yourself

    • @IponderAlot
      @IponderAlot 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheGuyKevin How 💀

  • @tnjs
    @tnjs 2 роки тому +2

    "left handed people arent real"
    me: ^switches mouse to right hand^

  • @brostrod
    @brostrod 3 роки тому +90

    “Left handed people aren’t real”
    Me: *Begins fading out of existence*

  • @archaicfalcon4898
    @archaicfalcon4898 4 роки тому +30

    “If blind how reply?”
    -wise words from some guy on Reddit

  • @redrider2865
    @redrider2865 4 роки тому +117

    This subreddit only infuriates me. People taking a joke to seriously just gets on every one of my nerves. Great video tho

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 роки тому +1

      Most of it annoys me, too. Coz there's no joke. Perhaps therewasanattempt to be funny but it failed. Or perhaps OP was really stupid.

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 3 роки тому

      @@rosiefay7283 Maybe they were just pretending to be stupid to test people humor

  • @TheZombersLMAO
    @TheZombersLMAO Рік тому +16

    Sometimes, explaining the joke makes it funnier

    • @PIFEIGENBAUM.
      @PIFEIGENBAUM. Рік тому

      sometimes, that's why spongebob new movie sucks.

    • @OminousOnyx772
      @OminousOnyx772 Рік тому

      I don't get it. Do explain

    • @whycantihaveagoodname7078
      @whycantihaveagoodname7078 Рік тому

      Its just a joke bro

    • @priyankanispro
      @priyankanispro 7 місяців тому

      ​@@OminousOnyx772 r/woooosh

    • @OminousOnyx772
      @OminousOnyx772 7 місяців тому

      wooshing youself? I said dont get it explain as a form of sarcasm because of their comment LOL@@priyankanispro

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +137

    1:02 Isn’t real? He was the one who actually walked on the Moon first. But of course the media wants to give all the credit to Buzz and Neil

    • @kahulub
      @kahulub 3 роки тому +8

      LiAr iTs pHotO sHoP

    • @pourocks
      @pourocks 3 роки тому +3

      @@kahulub Ima take that photoshop and shove it up ur nose pic maybe u will be able to smell the nonsense ur talking about!
      p.s plz take it as a joke i wasnt serious lol

    • @justafoxxx
      @justafoxxx 3 роки тому

      @@kahulub r/woooosh

    • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343
      @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343 3 роки тому +9

      @@justafoxxx The most ironic thing is that this is literally a video dissing on those kinds of people

    • @randomestchannel
      @randomestchannel 3 роки тому +6

      @@kahulub he is wooshed while wooshing, lol

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies8531 4 роки тому +46

    Hi
    9:32 "As we've established,left handed people aren't real." He's right,I'm typing this in limbo.

    • @gcdraco6477
      @gcdraco6477 4 роки тому +3

      Really you made it to limbo? I got stuck in purgatory.

    • @chubbihamster
      @chubbihamster 4 роки тому

      I love these comments xD and whoa isn't that like... the hardest way to type? X.x

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 роки тому

      If that's true, then.... *disappears*

    • @originalname5598
      @originalname5598 2 роки тому

      Wow good for you for making it that far, I'm in the abyss, i don't think i can get past this area tho

    • @carlitos25PL
      @carlitos25PL Рік тому

      wait wha-

  • @mothercoconuts4109
    @mothercoconuts4109 3 роки тому +50

    "Left handed people aren't real"
    Every one in the comment section:
    *I am now left handed*

  • @SCOP_
    @SCOP_ 2 роки тому +6

    You know you’ve succeeded when your fanart makes him laugh harder than any of the actual memes in the video

  • @monke3387
    @monke3387 4 роки тому +320

    Fun fact: Literally every comment ever these days is a fun fact, A woooosh, R/technically the truth or a combination of those 3.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 роки тому +8

      or some meme

    • @mikehazike5040
      @mikehazike5040 4 роки тому +7

      I dint want to r/hondacivic myself but, r/foundthemobileuser

    • @speedyshocker1018
      @speedyshocker1018 4 роки тому +4

      Ah yes, we have a man of culture

    • @ihsanrocks
      @ihsanrocks 4 роки тому +4

      No, there is one last type. The comment criticizing the youtuber for missing diamonds or a legendary.

    • @rebeccafeliciano1829
      @rebeccafeliciano1829 4 роки тому +3

      Or cursedcoments

  • @jak2558
    @jak2558 3 роки тому +36

    15:02 the guy is having a breakdown over trying to pick up the chair and flinches whenever he drops it
    im sobbing

  • @Tolyuhh
    @Tolyuhh 4 роки тому +29

    Impressed by Robin's ability to state the year Mozart died correctly seemingly off the top of his head

  • @cubechan1938
    @cubechan1938 2 роки тому +5

    The intro gag, that editor knew exactly what he was doing

  • @fritzthepan1658
    @fritzthepan1658 3 роки тому +43

    "Left handed people don't exist"
    Baby, I'm not even hear. I'm just a hallucination.

    • @aaaaaaaa-pe8ho
      @aaaaaaaa-pe8ho 3 роки тому +1

      @paul travers no idiot, its herar***

    • @alextheroyale46
      @alextheroyale46 3 роки тому +1

      nO tHey doN’t eXisT dUmmY

    • @maksiono1488
      @maksiono1488 3 роки тому +1

      You stupid, its here*

    • @benj5583
      @benj5583 3 роки тому

      @@maksiono1488 r/whoosh on a r/whoosh video. wow

    • @maksiono1488
      @maksiono1488 3 роки тому +1

      @@benj5583 Im Just kidding, I knew someone will say that eventually 😂

  • @moxxie515
    @moxxie515 4 роки тому +55

    “5 bananas”
    There is 1 imposter Among Us

  • @NatGeoGacha
    @NatGeoGacha 4 роки тому +110

    Robin: “Left handed people aren’t real.”
    Me, a lefty: *literally stops what I’m doing and pauses the video to sit in silence for a moment*

    • @Cannibalize946
      @Cannibalize946 4 роки тому +3

      I am a lefty to

    • @Cannibalize946
      @Cannibalize946 4 роки тому +5

      @DenRaph I hate it when I am at school and a kid is so surprised that I am left handed

    • @theotherguy4456
      @theotherguy4456 4 роки тому +5

      liar we know you aren't real just like austrialinas

    • @KangieDarling
      @KangieDarling 4 роки тому +5

      I am ambidextrous so half of my body evaporated

    • @theprimegamer7086
      @theprimegamer7086 4 роки тому +9

      guys stop lying, left hands don't exist.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +2

    10:13 My favorite call excuse is one I saw in a Minecraft screenshot: “Brb gonna go iron my dog”

  • @ult_mpx
    @ult_mpx 4 роки тому +23

    Robin: As we've established, left-handed people aren't real.
    Me: * Cries in southpaw and fades away *

  • @shuajo_
    @shuajo_ 4 роки тому +18

    1:54
    "miss the era when people actually used to think before opening their mouths to avoid these kind of mistakes"
    Congratulations, You played yourself

    • @chezboi8843
      @chezboi8843 Рік тому

      exactly what I thought, the amount of irony radiating off of that comment

  • @Slyfurleon
    @Slyfurleon 4 роки тому +46

    "LOL I FOUND DIAMONDS IN MY DAD'S ROOM"
    "That's meth dude"
    "WELL THATS EVEN BETTER"

    • @elfra
      @elfra 2 роки тому

      omg queen from friday night funkin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dukenougat9387
      @dukenougat9387 2 роки тому

      Is that a joke

    • @dukenougat9387
      @dukenougat9387 2 роки тому

      Please be a joke

    • @plainrocky4209
      @plainrocky4209 2 роки тому

      @@dukenougat9387 NIG-GA yes! It’s a fucking joke!

    • @unknownplayz1029
      @unknownplayz1029 2 роки тому

      @@dukenougat9387 It's not a joke

  • @Queso_cat_official
    @Queso_cat_official Рік тому +2

    You could say he always comes back

  • @calvinn.8179
    @calvinn.8179 3 роки тому +108

    Left handed people don’t exist.
    Left handed people:
    •_•
    •_

    • @urmomdotcom8928
      @urmomdotcom8928 3 роки тому +3

      Actually left handed people do exist duh

    • @gulliblegerman
      @gulliblegerman 3 роки тому +4

      @@urmomdotcom8928 yea these ppl should go back to school they're too dumb to be in the internet

    • @xdoorx
      @xdoorx 3 роки тому +8

      oh wow an r/woooosh on an r/woooosh video, epic

    • @arandomguywithagreenprofil5075
      @arandomguywithagreenprofil5075 3 роки тому

      Wooooooosh

    • @gulliblegerman
      @gulliblegerman 3 роки тому +1

      @@arandomguywithagreenprofil5075 mine was not really a woooosh I did it being aware of the joke

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 4 роки тому +56

    Me: 2020 can't get any worse!
    2020: giant space chameleon steals sun

  • @azrael4991
    @azrael4991 3 роки тому +37

    9:34
    EmKay: IDK man, as we established, left handed people aren't real
    Me who is left handed: *why are we still here, just to suffer*

    • @anonymousidea9119
      @anonymousidea9119 3 роки тому +2

      As a left handed person who’s used a mouse with my right hand my entire life,

    • @mirthasierra5763
      @mirthasierra5763 3 роки тому

      For some reason me too

    • @jeremiahc5305
      @jeremiahc5305 3 роки тому

      You can't suffer, you don't exist...

    • @nariemmons1753
      @nariemmons1753 2 роки тому

      I'm a left handed, I agree were just figments of imagination

  • @GoranXII
    @GoranXII 4 дні тому

    I once saw a sign that said, "the inventor of autocorrect died, the funnel will be help tomato".

  • @Physic314
    @Physic314 4 роки тому +58

    Some people
    "Soda wood"
    Others
    "Fantastick= fantastic"
    Me
    "Sodastick= Sadistic"

  • @DiamondAnimations21
    @DiamondAnimations21 3 роки тому +12

    Things that I hate
    1: list
    2: repeating things
    3: repeating things
    4: irony
    5: commenting on videos

    • @floof7572
      @floof7572 3 роки тому +1

      this is underrated lol

    • @kidsgamingytbythetbot8652
      @kidsgamingytbythetbot8652 3 роки тому

      pfft lol haha

    • @matiasrisatti670
      @matiasrisatti670 3 роки тому

      Nice

    • @huuphatnguyen604
      @huuphatnguyen604 2 роки тому

      but you just listed a repeating things in an ironic way in a youtube comment section. You are clearly lying bruh
      Woooosh me
      I
      dare
      you
      *IDAREYOU*
      congrats, you've made it this far,
      Now get ready for
      A
      Longer
      Scroll
      3
      2
      1
      joe mama
      so fat
      her weight
      is larger
      than this comment
      lol
      Random stuff
      go brrr
      Ok i'm done
      Sike
      This won't end
      Trust me
      why you keep scrolling
      chú ý cảm ơn bạn đã chú ý tới chú ý này sự chú ý của bạn sẽ được chú ý
      Okay i'm done

  • @illusiveman8440
    @illusiveman8440 4 роки тому +25

    “What’s throbbin’ I’m Robin”
    *Crime rates have risen to 100%*

  • @chugunniy_povelitel
    @chugunniy_povelitel 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that he self promoted himself at the beginning of the video is genious

  • @bigtoaster4128
    @bigtoaster4128 4 роки тому +59

    It’s true, as a left handed person. I was killed 17 years ago by the government

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 роки тому +7

      AH! A GHOST! D8

    • @ToxicSocks24
      @ToxicSocks24 4 роки тому +5

      🅨 s ame

    • @SaintBoomber
      @SaintBoomber 4 роки тому +6

      I am a left handed person, but the government replaced my left hand with a right hand

    • @chubbihamster
      @chubbihamster 4 роки тому +3

      I was left handed but then my five year old ate my hand when I was 2 and he 17... and replaced it with a lego hand

    • @Webzybird
      @Webzybird 4 роки тому +2

      But if you died how are you typing this comment

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 роки тому +17

    How to find a whoosh person:
    Step 1. Make a joke
    Step 2. Wait

    • @sear9993
      @sear9993 4 роки тому +2

      Don't you mean "Woooosh"? Kids these days...
      You're welcome

    • @PitersChannel
      @PitersChannel 4 роки тому

      @@sear9993 Yeah, kids these days can't spell....

    • @MadHymek323
      @MadHymek323 4 роки тому

      what's the joke though

    • @tomas_crusader1756
      @tomas_crusader1756 4 роки тому

      Double kill

    • @silk1440
      @silk1440 4 роки тому +1

      @@PitersChannel Yeah wel nether can adluts

  • @insupported
    @insupported 3 роки тому +32

    “The math doesn’t add up”
    That girl probably learned addition with decimals that day and was annoyingly eager to put it to use lol

  • @armandosaassa2kannal531
    @armandosaassa2kannal531 2 роки тому +1

    Hitler killed by grandpa:
    "go back to school"
    Me on the phone next to my family:
    "art school hasnt taken me yet"

  • @waluigist
    @waluigist 4 роки тому +13

    10:29
    You can actually drown a fish by covering its gills, so technically that excuse is valid

    • @k4rd897
      @k4rd897 2 роки тому +1

      mehh.. that's more like suffocating it.

  • @thedemonunderyourbed3587
    @thedemonunderyourbed3587 4 роки тому +7

    Robin’s catchphrase should be
    “What’s poppin, I’m robin, and welcome to Emkay.”

  • @lilgigetty1899
    @lilgigetty1899 4 роки тому +6

    11:51 this one actually had me crying. The look on Jaden Smith face with caption just crippled me

  • @constantpainandsuffering
    @constantpainandsuffering 2 роки тому +8

    13:43 “Oh wow! Really?”
    The voice 💀

  • @nain0a754
    @nain0a754 3 роки тому +8

    “What’s throbbin everybody, i’m Robin . . . everybody.”

  • @inactive-u6j
    @inactive-u6j 3 роки тому +7

    I love how Robin inherited Damien’s wheeze

  • @theshiv4993
    @theshiv4993 3 роки тому +9

    "Whats throbin im robin"
    He said it he said the thing

  • @huntengone8268
    @huntengone8268 3 роки тому +6

    11:15 the man just turned into markplier

  • @jestfullgremblim8002
    @jestfullgremblim8002 4 роки тому +8

    11:41 lmao! The way he said criminal!!!

  • @AmartharDrakestone
    @AmartharDrakestone 4 роки тому +11

    What do you mean, "famous chiropractor"? He's a famous priest!

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he was a famous doctor!
      I knew that prostate exam felt weird and really good!

    • @andrewrollins1124
      @andrewrollins1124 4 роки тому

      What his UA-cam channel

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 4 роки тому

      N, no, he's that famous surgeon! You got him confused.

  • @weirdibibfishiplop3644
    @weirdibibfishiplop3644 3 роки тому +10

    When u said "O wow really" you sounded like sarcastic fundy

  • @louplayz752
    @louplayz752 6 місяців тому

    "What's throbbing everybody, I'm robbing!"
    Banker: AHH

  • @lacededwards7900
    @lacededwards7900 4 роки тому +131

    "I have to mop the ceiling."
    Me: Laughs nervously and realizes that most people actually don't mop their ceiling, and probably don't wash their walls.
    Seriously though if you have one of those dusting mops with a washable sleeve get a spray bottle of diluted cleaner and wash the ceiling that way. Your house will smell great and it will be clean.

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 4 роки тому +3

      Hmmm do I trust u hmmmm idk man

    • @ItsAllAboutPerspective375
      @ItsAllAboutPerspective375 4 роки тому +3

      I wash the walls, but I've never bothered with a ceiling besides dusting or an incident. I guess as long as its not textured.
      This reminds me of the infamous soda can "accident" (experiment). Little boys man, they even did it in the bedroom and it involved heavily shaking them....to spectacular results. Both positive and negative.

    • @lacededwards7900
      @lacededwards7900 4 роки тому +2

      @@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 I've got three kiddos and that's mainly why I mop my ceiling lol. Ones a climber and there's hand print on my ceiling all the time, or experiments gone wrong like you said, though usually their Dad is in on it lol.
      Though mopping ceilings does actually happen with my other family members when they clean, so I always thought it was normal.

    • @lacededwards7900
      @lacededwards7900 4 роки тому +1

      @@Max_GX Thanks!

    • @jethrolaranang4448
      @jethrolaranang4448 4 роки тому +1

      Awww i was looking for r/whoosh content in these replies.

  • @part-e7344
    @part-e7344 4 роки тому +4

    HardNugget: "NOTICE ME ROBIN!!!"
    Jack: *Resisting the temptation of showing it instead*

  • @PanPan
    @PanPan 3 роки тому +8

    All of these people are the human embodiment of "Uhm, Actually"

  • @cyberwomble7524
    @cyberwomble7524 22 дні тому

    3 years later and still enjoying that fan art.

  • @benedict0902
    @benedict0902 3 роки тому +20

    1:59 i miss the days when people actually got jokes

  • @gujomrg9551
    @gujomrg9551 4 роки тому +13

    why they don't put "if it's a joke, why my funny bone ain't vibrating?"

  • @The_Persiflager
    @The_Persiflager 3 роки тому +26

    It's like dealing with an army of Dwight Schrutes.

    • @kai1ey
      @kai1ey 2 роки тому

      how would there ever be an army of Dwight schrutes…? He’s not real

    • @germanyball982
      @germanyball982 2 роки тому +1

      @@kai1ey r/woooosh

    • @fluffeethewhimsicott
      @fluffeethewhimsicott Рік тому

      @@kai1ey r/woooosh

    • @kai1ey
      @kai1ey Рік тому

      @@fluffeethewhimsicott idk if u understood my comment and are continuing the joke OR if you actually think the joke went over my head

  • @oliverkennedy5442
    @oliverkennedy5442 2 роки тому

    Robin: actually established that left-handed people aren't real me: disintegrates

  • @ramuneric3208
    @ramuneric3208 4 роки тому +12

    5:14
    Trans Men: *Who's ready to tell 'em cause I'm not*

  • @gone910
    @gone910 3 роки тому +10

    4:46 Robin became small Dream kettle 😂😂
    17:18 here he goes again🤣

  • @mattlong5790
    @mattlong5790 3 роки тому +7

    6:25, the best part is, that’s a PlayStation controller.

  • @wingman2h
    @wingman2h 2 роки тому +1

    this one sparks joy
    "i dont get it"
    this one does not spark joy
    "BLALBLHLLH TAKES YOUR OBVIOUS JOKE SERIOUSLY"

  • @your_boy_jonah
    @your_boy_jonah 3 роки тому +12

    1:40 he /she did a entire essay on how this dude/dudeiete was wrong about him, but they would not know, THERE ABOUT TO GET WOOSHED!

    • @Acid_legend
      @Acid_legend 11 місяців тому

      What if they were a they/them? Your getting cancelled
      !!111

  • @pineball43
    @pineball43 3 роки тому +10

    4:48 guys, he’s asking how to reply to the post since he’s blind

  • @robiginal
    @robiginal Рік тому

    I love how after the first one about self-promos the subscribing animation pops up and it's just silence. Genius

  • @midnightmaevea
    @midnightmaevea 3 роки тому +14

    6:45 Funniest thing is that’s not a DvD player either...

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 3 роки тому +3

      Even if you can't recognize it just from the front surely you should be able to see the fucking logo right? It's in plain view 😭

    • @HunterXGamer838
      @HunterXGamer838 3 роки тому +1

      @@killerbug05 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @yourdadwiththemilk
      @yourdadwiththemilk Рік тому

      Thats a ps2 ive had one of those

    • @cam-edy1294
      @cam-edy1294 11 місяців тому

      PS2's do play DVD's, so technically...

  • @pinkivixen3295
    @pinkivixen3295 4 роки тому +19

    As a left-handed person, I can confirm that I and other left-handed people, indeed, do not exist
    We just live in the void.

    • @Maulve
      @Maulve 4 роки тому +3

      yea it's really chill in here

    • @thanosthegrape8642
      @thanosthegrape8642 4 роки тому +2

      Hey did you guys see Joe he tried to get out of the void a few days ago

    • @Maulve
      @Maulve 4 роки тому +1

      @@thanosthegrape8642 haha i'm not gonna ask who joe is

    • @aleaa8227
      @aleaa8227 4 роки тому +1

      You're Gaster?

    • @Maulve
      @Maulve 4 роки тому +1

      @@aleaa8227 ya we're all gaster

  • @SuperDzack
    @SuperDzack 3 роки тому +11

    15:43 atleast he got the joke at the end

  • @mcdonaldsonline9304
    @mcdonaldsonline9304 2 роки тому +1

    Me: I’m lef- *starts fading away*

  • @tsuyuasui5
    @tsuyuasui5 3 роки тому +5

    “nAmE tHaT pOkEmOn”
    “ITS A GIRAFFE!”

    • @moparfam300c
      @moparfam300c 3 роки тому

      Dude, are you stupid?? That's a RACOON!!!

    • @tsuyuasui5
      @tsuyuasui5 3 роки тому

      @@moparfam300c yes, yes i am stupid tyvm

    • @drpallus
      @drpallus 3 роки тому

      There are no girafes in digimon