I have anime story where I'm the main character and I've been through 12 years so far. The first time I had the dream was last year It's also similar to Assassin's Creed because I love Assassin's Creed
In regards to the ghosts thing, the entire family agrees the house I currently live in (built by grandpa before anyone else's time,) is EXTREMELY chock full of ghosts. The good news is they're all friendly most of the time, the bad news is we blame them for the fact that everyone seems to get injured randomly from very strange things in this house. One of the earlier times before my roommate actually lived here, they unexpectedly slipped on the stairs to the basement, breaking their ankle. I'm entirely convinced the ghosts did a vibe check, and were the first to realize the roommate is a vile individual. (God I hate that roommate, such a selfish brat)
"My generation is going to be known for wanting to die and memes" I mean, I guess it's better than the generation that caused The Great Depression, amirite?
The “when a girl accidentally speaks during a match “ joke is so true, playing a shooter the other day and one guy said that one person was a girl... it got weird, fast.
I was playing rocket league and someone called Hannah banana joined the match, and some guy said "hey my friend is a simp if you spend some time together he can give you some coins", hell, that guy even carried Hannah in a 2v3 against me his friend and the grand champ in the lobby. (It was a private match, but the password and name were very easy to guess so people occasionally joined in scored some goals and left after about 5 minutes)
Oh man In the csgo community there are a lot of simps, this girl named cake has over 230 commendation for each part,so she basically has 700+ commendations. She ain't even that good, she was bot frag and wasn't even a team player.
8:03 Me and my family actually ordered KFC one day, after we ordered it started raining very hard due to a storm nearby. After a few minutes it started flooding a bit, and 15 minutes later in light flooding and heavy rain the delivery guy showed up. We gave him a hefty tip that day and thanked him.
"The faster you walk, the more unhappy you are." So basically what you're saying is, instead of diesel, I run on depression. Well.. At least it's only destroying me and not the environment.
Rick Astley’s daughter: *buys a dress* Rick Astley: *Were no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I, a full commitment is what I’m thinking of, you wouldn’t get this from any other dad, I just wanna tell you what will happen, it’s the truth, so don’t lie. Only gonna wear it once, Never gonna use it twice, only gonna throw it down and forget it, your gonna make me cry, every single time, so don’t go buy more dresses. Wear it again, wear it again! (Wear it again!) Wear it again, Wear it again! (Wear it again)*
No joke, that meme of “there’s only two ways of coming out of quarantine” with buff Iroh and chubby Iroh was one of the main things that inspired me to start exercising. I’ve lost almost 60 pounds since July
So about the "orcas are a predator of moose" thing: moose can dive multiple meters for aquatic vegetation and thus in certain places get hunted by orcas.
8:36 "Orcas are natural predators to moose" I can explain this. Moose often swim in lakes to get food, like algae or other water plants. Sometimes, they go out into the ocean and eat seaweed. They don't go to the ocean enough for it to become normal to fear orcas though.
For anyone who actually was curious, the reason moose are prayed on by orcas is because moose can dive a significant distance in order to munch on underwater plants. :)
@@miinibinnie i make an entire house in a mountain then i build stairs down to a bigger cave where all the storage is THEN i build stairs leading down from the cave flattening out the land building a bunch of houses for villagers.
8:36 If anyone was wondering, Moose are WAY better swimmers than your mental health is prepared for. However, they’re utterly defenseless in the water, and orcas are basically water soaked pandas with murder on their mind, that live in the waters around places where moose frequent. So the orca will swim up to the moose and eat them. Because why the hell not
cyanity101 my moms the same, she’s played pretty much all the Zelda games and beaten them, and I can barley even beat a boss without almost dying lolz.
Oh hey I have something similar that happened to me. My dad was on level 497, I vividly remember that because I played with him a lot, on a Candy Crush Clone, and then one day I wanted Maccy D’s (McDonald’s) and my dad lost his phone there. He hasn’t reinstalled the app on his new phone since.
@@vinescent1370 Sure their name and pfp aren't exactly in good taste, but like, what does that have to do with you? How about we all just vibe letting each other do their own thing for once in a while, some things are just better left unsaid
“bro compliment me” me with my girls: *paragraphs detailed from the day we met, and why we like why we like them* me and the boys: “you have eyes” everyone: thanks bro
People that can countinue of their story dream: *exists* Me , a guy with the cappacity to handle more than 5 different histories in a single nigth: Pathetic
"Yo if you ever diss dentists, just remember how hard life would be without them." But the UK has been surviving without them for years, so it wouldn't be that bad
@@Shadow4wolf The thing is it's not to post again(at least that's not my reason). It's to show to other ppl. And why would you exert the effort to just show it a few times?
We ALL did that! Everyone of us sitting bored in the back of the car looked at the scenery and imagined either ourselves or an imaginary person running and jumping flawlessly across all obstacles.
when i do it my imaginary man never seems to be able to swing at the right angle from one street light to another so it would go up into the sky or back. I think my brain is not capable yet
Fun fact: sharks aren't actually dangerous to humans Yes they can still eat you But they dont want to If it can tell your human it wont even bother you It doesn't like human meat Plus there's a really simple trick to survive them Just push it downward against its nose Gently Then it just goes down and Doesn't attack you for some reason Edit: also they can't move backwards so if you dodge it it has to turn around It has to move to breathe too
Someone: You can’t make a sentence without the letter “a” Me: Sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences don’t require the first letter of the english lexicon.
11:54 as a girl gamer, I can agree. Enter the Minecraft voice chat and talk? *GIRL???* And this is why I speak in a monotone voice, so when I speak with my shitty mic, I sound like a man.
Someone: I bet you can't say a sentence without using the letter "A"
Me: modern problems require modern solutions
Me: *Oh, Ok.*
I've done it before.
I doubt you could know the height of my power, you moronic goon.
@@Basils_Garden Say that to the Boundary gaping ha- **Gapped**
@@SleepDeprivation7066 you ruined it
I've continued the same dream for about 5 years now it's like a MMO RPG I have pretty good gear and a wife
Back up the data in case it gets corrupted
Noice
Nice man, I just started playing, you have any tips?
I know this is off topic but there are 666 comments and i dont wanna ruin it
I have anime story where I'm the main character and I've been through 12 years so far. The first time I had the dream was last year
It's also similar to Assassin's Creed because I love Assassin's Creed
“When someone turns the tv volume to an odd number that’s not a multiple of five.” My mom always keeps the volume at 17... 17!!!!!
Is ur mom crazy?
My mom too thoe🤕
i must let it stay on ten at all times👁👁
NOOOOO!
I will go insane if my brother is turning up the tv and puts it on 21 or 19...that shit bugs me
AHHHHHHH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MAD AT THAT!
In regards to the ghosts thing, the entire family agrees the house I currently live in (built by grandpa before anyone else's time,) is EXTREMELY chock full of ghosts. The good news is they're all friendly most of the time, the bad news is we blame them for the fact that everyone seems to get injured randomly from very strange things in this house. One of the earlier times before my roommate actually lived here, they unexpectedly slipped on the stairs to the basement, breaking their ankle. I'm entirely convinced the ghosts did a vibe check, and were the first to realize the roommate is a vile individual. (God I hate that roommate, such a selfish brat)
If you ever diss a dentist. Just remember once you’re in that chair they have the power and the drills
Thanks you’ve noticed what I did to you mom but in a different place
bruh my booty hole burn
No thanks I'm good 😂😬
The Dentist movie
When i read this my teeth started to hurt-
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
reditors: "its the end of the world as we know It, but I feel fine."
Lake Ocean nice
I wonder if anyone will actually get the lyrics lol
@@teaganwillier-lauck638 im sure like 90% understand
Now I want to listen to that
No body
Absolutely no body
👦
"My generation is going to be known for wanting to die and memes"
I mean, I guess it's better than the generation that caused The Great Depression, amirite?
You know trees are the type of thing to fall on,and have a
seizure
TikiGamerSquid please elaborate, I don’t understand
Hey you're here
We are the great depressed
@@littlefrost5615 Don't speak for all of us.
That joke about the queen really aged well
this is what I was looking for in the comments
@@t0tallysetj1 LMAO
TRUE
so did the queen
I was literally looking for this.
Emkay: my name is-
Commercial: Wendy's spicy chicken is back! (All hail the queen)
Me: weird name but ok.
RayquazapokemonYT AJ 😂
That happened yes! XD
Me toooocnxmd
a robber glad you laughed!
me with addblocker: I don't have such weakness
Robin: James be lookin hot as a magician tho
Me: Bikini Jamie.
Samurex Atlas not my proudest nut
@sicilyvito no
stop
**everyone saying lockdown will never end**
*_me and the other 5 million people in new zealand_*
..
*Added silence from most of Australia*
@@jaiden_the_potato1188 **silent highfive cause we earned one**
*nods head*
Corona virus cancels Rugby New Zealand cancels corona virus
dude idk if new zeland did really good or really bad but either way i just think "oh shit wow theyre open"
10:03
Doctor Mike: *I’m ‘bout to end this man’s whole career.*
The “when a girl accidentally speaks during a match “ joke is so true, playing a shooter the other day and one guy said that one person was a girl... it got weird, fast.
I was playing rocket league and someone called Hannah banana joined the match, and some guy said "hey my friend is a simp if you spend some time together he can give you some coins", hell, that guy even carried Hannah in a 2v3 against me his friend and the grand champ in the lobby. (It was a private match, but the password and name were very easy to guess so people occasionally joined in scored some goals and left after about 5 minutes)
McNasty: OH MY GOD IT'S A GAMER GIRL!
Bro it’s so uncomfortable
What did he says sheila dickey
Oh man In the csgo community there are a lot of simps, this girl named cake has over 230 commendation for each part,so she basically has 700+ commendations. She ain't even that good, she was bot frag and wasn't even a team player.
"The sword of lies: I'm the sword of lies."
My brain hurts.
Just use a lie detector
I'm about to be r/woosh but
U cant use a lie detector on a inanimate object
NikoFlash007 I don’t r/wooosh people. You’re welcome for showing you mercy -_-
If it’s the sword of lies then it would have lied about it being the sword of truth
its the liars paradox
*when robin starts liking dad jokes*
me: you having a son?
PLAUSIBLE!
Very plausible
Definitely Plausible
_PLAUSABLE_
*p l a u s a b l e*
13:55 That meme seemed it was doomed to age bad from the start
"why are you playing hide and seek with someone you don't like?"
ever heard of school?
My school teachers didn’t allow us to play hide and seek
@@loog8621 that's because you didn't hide good enough
What kind of school are going to???
Robert Crawshaw Jesus christ
Yeah, i love looking for people i dont like at school so i can shoot them
“47 Watermelons”
“47”
“Agent 47”
EmKay is a hitman, we haven’t seen it yet
Idk why, but when I saw this this sound from Metal Gear Solid played
"Snake? SNAKE?! SNAKE!!"
A 47
AK 47
emkay is an early soviet era automatic rifle. prove me wrong
And I am the 47 like
My guy has not responded to any comments...
You good bro?
Oh no...
8:03
Me and my family actually ordered KFC one day, after we ordered it started raining very hard due to a storm nearby.
After a few minutes it started flooding a bit, and 15 minutes later in light flooding and heavy rain the delivery guy showed up.
We gave him a hefty tip that day and thanked him.
Ever just wanna tastes soggy chicken
@@micro11. least he’s got chicken
@@MatthewGAlfaro nah thats a good part, it tastes like natural water so your broke ass doesn't have to buy water
18:05 this aged like milk
Both ended
"The faster you walk, the more unhappy you are."
So basically what you're saying is, instead of diesel, I run on depression.
Well.. At least it's only destroying me and not the environment.
That sounds sad but true
ok
Nice a 2 for 1
*that's why I'm fat*
天下雜誌出版社編輯與否不
Orcas are a natural predator to moose because they commonly swim down up to 20 meters for underwater plants
Woooooow
The MrMcNuggett THE LEGEND
Imagine diving and bumping into a motherfucking *moose*
Thank you kind sir
*oh yeah it’s big brain time*
Sorry bro,the way i dress is so sharp it could cut a water park bracelet.
Bro, you wouldn't be able to cut paper, let alone a water park bracelet
Woah a water park bracelet!?
Wait those things can be cut it’s been 14 years
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Wesam Moh how long did it take you to write that
13:57 didn't age well
I was just about to write that
@@IsThatTheBiteof1987 great minds think alike
Lol, you just earned a subscriber
@@IsThatTheBiteof1987 thank you bro
😢
Rick Astley’s daughter: *buys a dress*
Rick Astley: *Were no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I, a full commitment is what I’m thinking of, you wouldn’t get this from any other dad, I just wanna tell you what will happen, it’s the truth, so don’t lie. Only gonna wear it once, Never gonna use it twice, only gonna throw it down and forget it, your gonna make me cry, every single time, so don’t go buy more dresses. Wear it again, wear it again! (Wear it again!) Wear it again, Wear it again! (Wear it again)*
Astley
Astley
What
WDAX YT it’s Rick Astley, not Rick Ashley.
Auto correct
Fun fact: The Orca is a very common predator to the moose. This is because the moose can dive up to 20 ft (6 meters) for aquatic vegetation
The sacred texts are back!
Indeed
@kyan groeneveld MCA
@@monty9026 very intelligent response. would you mind putting it in a way a simpleton like me could understand?
Take this to r/cursedcomments
robin said "Hey, hey, hey!" he is secretly fat albert
Nope, def swaggersouls
Matthew Hancock ALBERT
albert not fat
Bokuto Koutarou
Albert isn't fat he's THICC
Explanation for memes:
0:29 If you get diagnosed with cancer and don’t have much time left, you get to meet whoever you want to.
Ooooh thanks.
No joke, that meme of “there’s only two ways of coming out of quarantine” with buff Iroh and chubby Iroh was one of the main things that inspired me to start exercising. I’ve lost almost 60 pounds since July
Honestly, just coming out as Iroh is good enough for me...not that I’m physically capable of being fat thanks to my wonky metabolism.
Sheeeeesh
Ew
congrats! :D
Nice job! Really broad of you :DD
Does anybody realize that the "cheers I'll drink to that bro" is holding a ranch bottle
Ya it’s from a show
ranch is better than beer though
Oh no...
It's Eric Andre what did you expect?
So you telling me you don't drink ranch
"LOL, but the Dark Web."
Come at me..
..and give me a hug!
x1SRDxWest **emkay is not unsad*
*Hugs you*
Everything will be fine bro.
I wanna hug you but i cant because of social distancing
Your mom😀
The queen meme didn’t age well 💀💀💀
she did tho
@@theorangekitteycat6200 r/cursedcomments
“If the men find out we can shape shift, They’ll tell the church”
A fellow shapeshifter!
FOR THE EMPEROR
[ЯЕDАСТЕD] щнат уоц ои авоцт, gаущаd?
@@redacted1144 You wouldn't get why I had *thoughts* when you replied something mentioning an Emperor on a thread about shapeshifters.
КОДЗИ ФООТБАЛЛ ЛЕАГУЕ no heck words in this household
Before: “Steal from the rich and give to the poor”
Now: *“Eat The Rich”*
ĚÂȚ ŤHÉ ØĻĐ
@Zach Supnet eat the weak, consume the flesh
Heyyy aren't you supposed to be dead?
@Laggy Bunny Uuh.. ROBOT MAGIC
@Zach Supnet Oh no-
“Never gunna give you up”
*THE MOVIE*
the one thing no one *asked* for
But the one thing we all *needed*
Ye
Yes
*”never gonna give you up! Never let you down. To hurt you!”*
But it’s what we needed
Never gonna let you down
13:55 I didn’t realize this was made 2 years ago, but this very much caught me off guard.
ikr 😭
That meme about a girl playing games is too accurate.
Im that one guy who just said hi
“EXTRA VIRGIN” made me wheeze way to hard-
Everyone: saying that all loading tip screen tips are useless
Minecraft bedrock on pc: hold my potions
And on mobile! For example, I now know there are over 3,000 types of tropical fish in Minecraft
@@trixx_the_human Same
@Willowdew Just using mending / unbreaking 3 is just soooooooooo much better
@Potato Man NO NO NO NO
Axolotl be like : No GET AWAY FROM ME FURNACE
r/cursedcomments
@@suchirghuwalewala LMFAOOO
As a Plague Inc Player, i confirm all the Plague Inc. memes are hilarious
So about the "orcas are a predator of moose" thing: moose can dive multiple meters for aquatic vegetation and thus in certain places get hunted by orcas.
im pretty sure theres never been a recorded sight of it but knowing orcas they probably do
@@autismman6360 IDK its just a factoid I remember
Homicidal oreo dolphin
WELCOME TO CANADA!
*GOOD*
8:36
"Orcas are natural predators to moose"
I can explain this.
Moose often swim in lakes to get food, like algae or other water plants. Sometimes, they go out into the ocean and eat seaweed. They don't go to the ocean enough for it to become normal to fear orcas though.
Ok uh. Wtf
yeah, they can swim up to 20ft/6m underwater
Everybody: Quarantine is hard
Me living New Zealand and having no more case:
Let me press f on the world's smallest keyboard.
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nice meme combination
I'm in nz too. Rip usa
Heh heh, yeah
4:51 I’m laying on a couch that does that right now, and now I’m doing it
noooOOoooooOoo
Gunter: is the reincarnation of a evil chaos god.
Chart: Neutral take it or leave it
YEA-
“Mothers arriving at lvl 1345 on candy crush”
My mum: that’s a lie!
Lvl 3578: Haha, I’m in danger!
1345 and 3578 are cute. my dad's on 5134 lol
@@miffu_ my grandma passed 9000 2 years ago
My mom passed 10 K in 2016.
jesus christ
@@miffu_ i know i asked him 20 min ago now she at 15 K
For anyone who actually was curious, the reason moose are prayed on by orcas is because moose can dive a significant distance in order to munch on underwater plants. :)
ah, sacred text
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Imma keep this.
ITS THE SACRED TEXTS!
Meese are absolutely one of the scariest land animals still alive tho
wave infinity less bacteria than a handshake.
I don't even make houses, I just put a hole in a mountain.
Diggy that mountain.
Omg so true- or I find a hole in the side of the mountain
@@miinibinnie i make an entire house in a mountain then i build stairs down to a bigger cave where all the storage is THEN i build stairs leading down from the cave flattening out the land building a bunch of houses for villagers.
I build a mountain, then I live IN the mountain
@@miinibinnie that is called a cave!!! Man do u play Minecraft?
Me: *plays minecraft*
Mom:STOP PLAYING GAMES
Mom: *plays candy crush level 404983849M :-)*
@TheWarpingGamer use it against them
Yes
Sugar Cloudz a
@@emely5405 b
That's my mom. She's at the level 1800 in homescapes
My reaction to The little girl crying one: Little one, forget about them, I am now officially your new mother and I love you.
Level 1375?
try talking to my grandma who's at over level 5000.
Dolphins have returned to Italy
Meanwhile in Greece the gods have returned
I mean.....you're not wrong
Percy: i mean you're not wrong
*Percy Jackson jokes!!*
i wass the 69th person to like this. nice
Zeus will probably start making more demigods if people werent inside
@@M4Yd4y22 You're right lol, everyone knows Zeus loves to "create" demigods 😂
8:36 If anyone was wondering, Moose are WAY better swimmers than your mental health is prepared for. However, they’re utterly defenseless in the water, and orcas are basically water soaked pandas with murder on their mind, that live in the waters around places where moose frequent. So the orca will swim up to the moose and eat them. Because why the hell not
This is true, but I like to call them ocean oreos.
Ocean Oreos
LMAO THANKS FOR THAT DUDE
Fellow Casual Geographic fan?
@@help.im_dead Nope, just really into weird and terrifying animal facts
@@pheonyx5380 Aw dang it
I bet you can't say a sentence without "e"
Me: Parry this you fricking casual
Every inside the e sentence does have the letter e spoken
I'm hungry.
fuck you i dunno how to do that
I would think again, you dumb potato!
Why would you do this now?
13:54 hits different now that The Queen passed....
"all of our moms are the same aren't they?"
My mom who has completed most of Zelda before I was even born: *
my mum completed minecraft!
My mom complains about me buying games w/ my own money
@bryan diaz varela ???
I have no idea what you are saying
The united gamer society would like to know your mother's location.
cyanity101 my moms the same, she’s played pretty much all the Zelda games and beaten them, and I can barley even beat a boss without almost dying lolz.
Day 8 of asking Robin to say "I'm Robin, Teen Titans Go"
Next Flash movie will have Robin as Flash confirmed
@@kmp.dia.5650 What?
@@somememeguy7518 I assume he means "I'm Robin, what's poppin?"
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 Ok yeah that makes more sense then
Sorry but teens titans go was the worst thing that happened to Cartoon Network
@@kmp.dia.5650
Bruh I am the one who made him say "What's poppin' , I'm Robin." so using this would feel repetitive
Robin: “The lockdown will never end”
Me, over a year later, hoping it’s almost done: “You have no idea…”
Me to
Me too
Me too
same
Same
All these jokes about the queen being immortal...
*dies two years later*
My dad was on level 5000 in candy crush and never spent a dime, he lost his phone and was like oh well... BRUH
X sling Gaming f respect
Oh hey I have something similar that happened to me. My dad was on level 497, I vividly remember that because I played with him a lot, on a Candy Crush Clone, and then one day I wanted Maccy D’s (McDonald’s) and my dad lost his phone there. He hasn’t reinstalled the app on his new phone since.
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the thumbnail is when everyone gets shot and you play dead, and they say “shoot again in case”
Oh man XD
When Dio tries to kill you and you play dead, but he says "I'll cut off his head just to be sure"
@@humannumberzero2620 Is it possible! A fellow jojo fan!?
@@wr0ng569 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Robin: my moms the same!
Me: amateurs...
Them: what was that punk?!
Me, who’s dad is no.1 on the candy crush leaderboard: AMATEURS!
True story.
wtf
some random boi with random internet access what
Icybunz Animations nope my mom actually is she got a reward for just playing the game she didnt even try to
Icybunz Animations he’s Zach bit robin
My grandpa is a champion in a shooting game, amateurs
That one Queen Elizabeth joke in there... Ddaaamnnn
"Oh my gosh, all of our moms are the same, aren't they?"
No, no, mine has been dead for 7 years, I grantee Candy Crush is not her favourite game
mine has bean dead since 2009 when i was 7 :(
@@meowdasia ❤
@@ginathecookie alergic to love stopppp
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Hades"i don't control the die!"
Thanatos"why does everyone think Hades does my job?"
Me
I know Hades rules the underworld and Thanatos is the god of death
@@gabby_. and I know you're a 11 year old with a cringe pfp
@@Yue797 Yes.
@@vinescent1370 Sure their name and pfp aren't exactly in good taste, but like, what does that have to do with you? How about we all just vibe letting each other do their own thing for once in a while, some things are just better left unsaid
@@ur.left.buttcheek yeah let them vibe
The strongest delivery person was the dominos guy who climbed a mountain to deliver pizza to Mr.Beast
tangerine approved because i dont see any correlation
@@bigmangeorgeinc *hello, old sport.*
Halo theme starts playing
Ahh yes the expert
True... 😔
14:42 that is the best movie that exists fight me
Just that random, "WAHMEN" made easy laugh so damn hard.
B E A N S
He sounded like Barney from The Simpsons
w a h e m e n
Let´s say Trump incorporates Robin everytime he does an ok sign
Neat
Neat
Neat
“bro compliment me”
me with my girls: *paragraphs detailed from the day we met, and why we like why we like them*
me and the boys: “you have eyes”
everyone: thanks bro
No
ok
Compliment ME
you have an amazing username and icon 💜
Well…the Queen Elizabeth joke didn’t age well. She was only half-immortal
IM DYING 😭😭
“I can’t wait to see what the history books will say about the year 2020 in the next 50 years.”
Bold of you to assume we’ll live past 2020.
i like to live on the edge
Unns anns jk I know it’s yak-4 and bf-109
*Bold.*
Well
Well
Well
Its 2021, we lived 2020 but we might not live till 2050
*Your mom starts crying*
*doctors start crying*
*The avengers walk in*
*THEY START CRYING*
Dipdap
**stan lee starts crying**
The coffin peps walk in
welp. I'm going to grillby's. papyrus, do you want anything?
*dies*
69th LIKE FEAR MY POWER
robin: "all of our moms are the same, aren't they?"
*me who's mom is more internet savvy then me and acctualy knows more about memes then me*: stelth
I see you maxed out your stealth stat in character creation. Good choice!
@@maikeru5187 strength: 0
Charisma: 0
Health: 0
Stealth: 793
My mom is trying to learn. XD
My mom is strict af
Your mom is nonexistent then (this is a joke, your mother is now god)
Ah, classic emkay.
My dad has beaten the record of all the Candy crush mom’s, lately on his card game, he’s arrived at lvl 3225 or more.
How the hell does a game even have that many levels? Is it randomly generating stuff? How do people not get sick of it?
@@inkanddreams4677 ikr are they constantly adding levels every second lol
@@Emmanuel-nu8fu Many games add several levels per week.
mines on like 5360 lmao shes been playing for years😂😂
@@inkanddreams4677 its all one large level you just have to beat 10,000 puzzles to go to level 2
I would make a “last time I was this early” joke, but I can’t think of anything.
Last time i was here i wasnt even here
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Do “Last time I was this early I had a joke ready”
FourToon nice try i recognized the link ahahah
last time I was this early you could come up with a joke
Little did they know that child is a Stand user and so is the dad...
"Oh your approaching me" 🤷♂️🕴️
Now eat the baby
bro i just finished jojos bizarre adventure how dare dio do that-
18:29
Rob Marshall: "Hold my beer, Imma defy this logic!"
Robin: *says “hey hey hey” at the start* Every haikyuu stan in a one metre radius: 0.o
Nah bro I'm a fat Albert stan
him saying that set off my flight or fight response ngl -.-
I thought i got the wrong video or something lol he literally said it like Bokuto
People that can countinue of their story dream: *exists*
Me , a guy with the cappacity to handle more than 5 different histories in a single nigth: Pathetic
@@muffin51000 R/Woooosh
r/relatable
@@muffin51000 r/itswooooshwith4os
@@muffin51000 UwU
i too, have the cappacity to handle more than 5 histories in a single nigth
"Yo if you ever diss dentists, just remember how hard life would be without them."
But the UK has been surviving without them for years, so it wouldn't be that bad
The immortal queen memes aged like milk
Robin: “and if you say ‘lol the dark web’ I’m coming for you”
Me: says it so I can meet him
Robin: (･_･)
I wish they wouldn’t zoom in on the memes so I can screenshot them
Hear, Hear!
Tell me about it
Ikr
Just use amazing Photoshop skills. Or, the cheaper alternative, paint skills
@@Shadow4wolf The thing is it's not to post again(at least that's not my reason). It's to show to other ppl. And why would you exert the effort to just show it a few times?
About the 'imaginary hero doing parkour" - I'm not the only one that did that?!
We ALL did that! Everyone of us sitting bored in the back of the car looked at the scenery and imagined either ourselves or an imaginary person running and jumping flawlessly across all obstacles.
@@Daxyl I did that with Sonic 😂
@Zonose I did that with the ninjas from Ninjago on the school bus.
I do it with a stickman
when i do it my imaginary man never seems to be able to swing at the right angle from one street light to another so it would go up into the sky or back. I think my brain is not capable yet
I JUST REALIZED HE VOICED THAT ONE COP IN SUCTION CUP MAN IM GENUINELY SHOCKED
7:20 It's not always that good.
My nightmare: Welcome back
Me: O-O
gamer708886 that is the worst, I ha e like 2 Nightmares in repeat where I get further and further in the story
Uwu
Fun fact: sharks aren't actually dangerous to humans
Yes they can still eat you
But they dont want to
If it can tell your human it wont even bother you
It doesn't like human meat
Plus there's a really simple trick to survive them
Just push it downward against its nose
Gently
Then it just goes down and
Doesn't attack you for some reason
Edit: also they can't move backwards so if you dodge it it has to turn around
It has to move to breathe too
Also to escape from an alligator biting on your leg, put your hands on its nose so it has to breath through its mouth
Whenever I hear someone remind me of the last fact, I think of that futurama episode where bender has to keep dancing or else earth will explodd
Thanks, guys, for the facts! 🤗
This is the most terrifying fact the are 2 Friday the 13th in a year
*THE MORE YOU KNOW*
No one:
Me: *changes tv volume number to prime number because it feels right*
Everyone else: *ab to puke*
wha...
@@lincolnehret General Kenobi...
why 17
I’m watching this on a library and everyone just hear “I’m coming out” and yeah now I’m embarrassed thank u EMKAY
Someone: You can’t make a sentence without the letter “a”
Me: Sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences don’t require the first letter of the english lexicon.
Y̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦ c̥ͦo̥ͦp̥ͦi̥ͦe̥ͦd̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦ o̥ͦr̥ͦi̥ͦg̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦḁͦl̥ͦ i̥ͦs̥ͦ i̥ͦn̥ͦf̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦi̥ͦt̥ͦe̥ͦ o̥ͦf̥ͦ y̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦr̥ͦ c̥ͦo̥ͦm̥ͦm̥ͦe̥ͦn̥ͦt̥ͦ d̥ͦu̥ͦm̥ͦb̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦs̥ͦ
@@V3R0S1KA_MD The fuck?
G E N I U S
*dun dun duuuuuuuun*
i can't remember writing the comment tbh i was a like beggar jesus i don't do that anymore
11:54 as a girl gamer, I can agree. Enter the Minecraft voice chat and talk?
*GIRL???*
And this is why I speak in a monotone voice, so when I speak with my shitty mic, I sound like a man.
Same but I just have a deep voice
G I R L
Girl
girl?????
All gamers are gamers, but I must say it.
WHAMEN????!!!
me: *wakes up to pee*
also me: *gets back to the dream i was dreaming*
me: wait-
What are you talking about I do that every single time
@@Rimikshi you do aswell, you know, it's just that you don't remember it.
superliminal
7:20, I’ve done that before a few times but the people in my dream were different while the plot was the same.
"Imagine how hard life would be if we didn't have them"
I dunno, England looks to be doing okay
volcano: smile
moon, venus, and jupiter: smile
koro- sensei from assassination classroom: smile
whole world: ded
The moon is shaking rn
Nepgya: “smiille...”
Titans from attack on titan: smile
@@dingusmanigus OH MY GOD
"I'm sorry sir we are going to have to fire you."
"What? Why?"
"You are not ugly enough."
Damn these queen Elizabeth immortality jokes hit different 😂😂