Software Gore is Hard to Look at
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- today I looked at really awful software gore from r/software gore. It is software just really glitching out
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I am permanently banned from gamer sups because for awhile the site was bugged and had no limit on the amount of free samples you could buy. And turns out if you abuse that oversight they do catch on after the third order of 100 samples and both address and card ban you
That’s your own fault 💀
@@JaiDoesVideos never said it wasnt
@@Howtoeatrocks misread it mb g
It wasn't a bug, it was intentional and marketed and you abused it until they both took it out and banned you
they should unban you
I love watching Kwite while I’m supposed to be writing an essay on an air force veteran from WW2 called Louie Zamperini.
same
Same, my to-do list is in the corner of my eye.
Real
Nah Louie Zamperini is the GOAT
Ah yes, the dude that saw the Boiled One
today i told under my breath "tbh i would pay good money to look like kwite" the guy heard it and told me in fluent english (were czech) you kwite viewers have so much in common
Now me personally-/j
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
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The glitch on the "mysterious" website happens because it counts pages in increments of 50. So if you put in a string of numbers and it does not end with an increment of 50 it will freak out because it's trying to go to pages that shouldn't exist.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ good for you
Uh... 100 is an increment of 50
i think they patched the glitch its not working for me anymore
@@TopOfAllWorlds 99 and 101:
as an it guy software glitches are probably some of the funniest shit i see on a day to day basis. god put them there so i can have a good chuckle at work
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
weirdo@@p-__
Im too scared to ask yall for help. If reddit cant fix my problems, I fuck around until I figure it out.
My fav was a Walgreens sign about flu shots that said "Free Flu Shots" lmaoooo
Software gore goes hard tbh
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ false
it goes hard to look at 🔥🔥🔥
A minor earthquake rolled through Arizona a while back. The "we will rebuild" memes were everywhere for a couple days. Most of them involved tipped-over lawn chairs and loose golf clubs.
When my vr game gets glitchy like when i used a timestop mod in blade and sorcery and a t posing gladiator started hovering towards me like interloper and I nearly shat myself
Did it crash your game and turn it into the red shadow realm
bro that sounds hilarious asf
@@absoultethings4213 No I shut down my headset
most animations bugs make me freak out in VR cause already I cant handle this tuff when im not IN the game
2:24 He told this story before, right? I remember it word for word. I think I binged too much of his content recently lol, my brain is fried beyond repair.
yeah he did
yea I noticed too, can't believe Kwites fell off like this, he might as well delete his channel/j
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
he did almost the exact same way
yeah, I had a deja vu for a moment.
3:37
Freaked out for a sec cuz I thought the reflection in his glasses was a pair of *EYES*
7:27
The OS equivalent of "You cannot stop it, because it's already begun"
When you see it
Pro tip: ALWAYS get Windows LTSC over standard versions.
The standard ones are for the public and are sold as a service (full of bloatware and license fine prints)
LTS is sold to wealthy businesses and removes all of that stuff for the best quality of use (specially because no one with a business wants an OS that spies on them and hinders their work).
There is a good chance you never heard of LTS, and that is because Microsoft actively discourages people from buying it, since it lacks all the telemetry bloatware that they use to sell your data and is a legitimately good product without underhanded stuff.
If you cannot buy it in your region (or due to MS sheneanigans), MAS can help you.
Or if you want to risk it you can customize your own Windows ISO all though the risk of making a bricked ISO is high and if you distribute it I hope you like Microsoft lawyer money
@@HarambeeOffical my IT teacher tought me how.
Believe me when i say that i am not afraid of any legal issues, i doubt MS would even come to this country.
Hell, the goverment uses cracked versions of Windows
@@rompevuevitos222 sounds cool I live in the US and I can already tell if windows does some more BS cracked copies are gonna become the normal for people still wanting windows
10:17 that computer got jeff the killed
3:36 CALAMARI INKANTATION IS PLAYING IN THE DRIFTVEIL CITY SOUNDFONT?!??!?! WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS TARGETED IM A SPLATOON LOVER...
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Siivagunner most likely
@@TopOfAllWorlds should either be under Calamari Inkantation or Driftveil City if it is SiIvagunner. Want me to go through all of the Rips I can think of to find it? I personally can’t hear it myself over the sounds of Kwite. *Edit: it’s Driftveil City (OST Version)- Pokémon Black and White by SiIvagunner, uploaded around six years ago if that helps*
ua-cam.com/video/OocDGgRgsKM/v-deo.htmlsi=Jkn55Mx3AYvEtdA3 !!!!
@@ranting2daMAXbless you
10:55
The time has come and so have I,
I'll laugh last cause you came to die!
The damage done and the pain subsides
And I can see that fear clear when I look in your eyes!
11:46 literally how the bot hosters trying to kill it feel about it fr
Re: weird iOS glitches - my mom had her iPod boot up to weird vertical lines. Brought it to me. It went away on its own, and never happened again. I think I actually put the picture of it on hardwaregore or software gore lmao. And my old iPhone got obsessed with the word "Emperor" close to its dying day. It would suggest it all the time.
I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT THE THEME OF HATENO VILLAGE FROM BOTW AND TOTK IS PLAYING AT THE BEGINNING AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY AHHHH
I noticed it too!!! I was so excited!!!!
samee
1:04 not in a million years did I expect Kwite to say a Zulu word. Also fym you don’t have enough space to install “people”
i had the exact same whiplash
Idk if you actually don't know but Ubuntu is also the name of a Linux operating system :)
how to install ubuntu:
step 1- download the installation disk image
step 2- flash it onto a usb stick
step 3- throw that usb stick in the trash and install linux mint debian edition instead
The geek squad story reminds me of the time I took my laptop in to get cleaned and they somehow managed to remove and lose the battery. Had to drive all the way back after getting home for them to put it back (despite their insistence they never touched the battery)
“Imagine everything around you moving at the same speed but half quality”
Joke’s on you, fella, I’m shortsighted! I don’t even need to imagine it! Pfft 😂
I stopped talking to friends in lunch to watch this
Relatable
you shouldve invited them ALL to watch
I dont have friends
my computer got sick from seeing all this gore :(
Have you tried tylenol?
7:08 joke aged a bit too well
11:39 i used to get bsods like this.. for some reason if you have youtube windowed it will persist during the stop error. i have also had it happen during a valve studio orchestra video(and many others) so maybe the video is just cursed
my brain works more like shady pirated minecraft with 700 random, unconfigured mods from even shadier sites & rimworld with 250 mods and 2 dlc, oh, & a browser with 14,845 tabs and 5 extensions
5:15 keyboard wa sjust like "no voiceless aevolar fricative for you, gotta use the plosive thene"
the fact that the screen reflected in Kwites glasses is just .. either dollar bills, or its the full battery symbol
I cannot for the life of me figure out what is wrong with the Melbourne one, it just looks like a weather forecast to me
YAAAY KWITE im rly sick rn and this is cheering me up
8:03
The reason this happens is because page one is linked as page 0, page 2 is 42, page 3 is 84, and so on. So ye you confuse it like that. (The final page is 200000, but actually its 199962)
Why would they link it like that though(seriously I generally curious as to why I can't see the pattern)
@@mohawk1010 idk probably some buffer thing
It took me so long to figure this out. But if you do have the problem of every time you select something, your desktop background goes a different color than you really need to update your Graphics Drivers
3:46 this made me so happy kwite ty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kwite, Subscribed because your content is fantastic!
You got backstabbed by a spy on dustbowl defense and had all your buildings sapped didn’t you?
while watching this I was playing skyblock on hypixel and I was mining, I was mining the stone in a straight line bc if you do for long enough a worm called a scatha will spawn which has a rare chance to drop the scatha pet. (the item I'm looking for) the scatha is made of multiple custom player heads segmented into a line that will move in a zig zag pattern up and down the tunnel you spawn it in. when I found one, the player heads all turned into steve heads for a brief moment before displaying the scatha worm texture.
I've always used a lot of custom heads in singleplayer but back in the day, this was done by using the skin attached to someone's username rather than code. So if that player ever changed their skin, it'd change in your world too. So it was always really freaky to open a world and see a bunch of heads where there used to be, I don't know, popcorn buckets or something. Just reminded me of that :)
If I play krunker on the steam version instead of the browser, after about 5 minutes my mouse and keyboard gains a mind of their own until I unplug them and plug them back in
they want freedom, give it to them
@@autumnrah ?
Maybe even a PC may cry when it loses its C drive…
Always a good day with a new Kwite upload
finally solved a physics problem I’ve been stuck on for a fucking week and immediately came here to de-stress after seeing the notification
Our work computers have recently been updated to windows 11 and I have never had to deal with so many consistent issues that I know I am avoiding it at all costs on my home PC 😅
kwite is funny af to watch while baked :) even when i can't understand wtf he's talking about sometimes.
Im hoping Kwite gets his own GamerSups flavor
5:49 every single IOS is personalised
I love the Nintendo 3DS just chilling behind him in every video 😂
Kwite I would love to go to that "Card Dimension" you always mention but I am never able to find it! D:
1:43 I think it might be for the extra free space most downloads like to steal 10 extra gb for "free space" aka a little space it could use for updates before actually stealing your actual storage
I love watching kwite at 3AM while I have have school in a couple hours and I haven’t slept the whole day. Like at all. I’ve been awake for 2 days straight.
I can't WAIT to see this video!
"Your pc actually got .exed" said to the guy running linux.
no likes. peak comedy.
I love watching Kwite while having a mental breakdown bcuz his insanity soothes my mental illness
This is like one of those Reddit reading channels, but with more specific topics and commentary on everything presented.
Basically I can enjoy this without feeling guilty.
10:24 Bro's PC got Jeff the Killed 💀
The best part of this vid is finding out Kwite likes Devil May Cry
that tf2 slander at the end was crazy bro
I love how this entire video was recorded at an angel
“You aren’t safe as long as I have all these f-“ Add with mellow dramatic music plays “-ingers and I did almost loose one but-“
Kwite idk what your doing but this specific vid hit so good and not bc of the content
If you go to 3:38 and squint The reflection in his sunglasses looks like his eyes, and he’s giving me a look that I want him to take back.
i hope they make an app called "escape the matrix" at this VR goggles, it would change the texture of the walls and floor around you just like 8:37 to make it looks like the matrix glitching
better idea, make a virus that make this goggles do this randomly, you turn a corner and it starts to glitch the walls, nobody would know what happened because it wasn't an app and the user would think he just broke the matrix
Early Kwite upload
Bro used a rhetorical device on us in the sponsor segment
6:41 I got this same problem on my monitors, I have my main monitor and then my drawing tablet, and when I do the selection thing it will instead of showing gray, show my _other_ monitor. It works on both, weird sh*t.
My money on what happened to kwite is engie nest on dustbowl with 30 min left on the clock. Truly a fate worse than death
We know ai has gone too far when it too starts randomly screaming at the slightest amount of effort required
I am really high while watching this and I thought that the background music was just me making music in my brain or me freaking out LOL
thats it, ive been a kwite fan for long enough to hear him tell the same story twice. im weirdly proud of myself, that im still here lol
i need to hear the TF2 story
we need it
blowing shit up in kidspix is the original minecraft
when's the kwite tf2 hate iceberg dropping
Bro was digging for gold the whole video _💀_
everything is hard to see when you're blind, kwaute.
Now we need firmware gore to complete the triangle
I remember once while playing starwars battlefront 2 as a B1-battledroid, i died and he started being his meat
Everything around you with half the clarity... you mean needing glasses? :')
1:19 ok, first of all daddy . . .
I know we already got a face reveal but I really want to see his S-shaped smile.
My face went from ear to ear to intense frown like that hank schrader png at the end. Count your days
For no reason, it's just important to keep track of time.
My r knee sounds like change jingling in your pocket. Good times 😂
The guy with Jeff the Killer background needs to investigated
You're incredibly real for all of the Devil May Cry reference this video
Now show us your Dark Deku figure
Don't welcome to kwite
So Kwite. Motor oil gamersupps flavour.
4:25 KWITE GAMERSUPPS FLAVOR PERHAPS????????????????? i hope its hoodie flavor
I hope it’s like the grandmas ashes flavor and it’s just this or dryer lint
This video coming out the day my computer’s screen just decided to not work is a great example of perfect timing
(The screen has not worked all day)
Bro's mad cuz he got got by the dead ringer.
the ios glitch thing is so real 😭
today my phone just would not let me upload images to anything and when i went into settings to fix it, it just said "private access" tf you mean private access 😭
i may be banned from ur server but yo content still bangs
when u said u had a 760 and it was ancient i got so embarrassed my pc has a 750 to this day😭😭
Oh a new kwite video, i wonder in what ways will he find a way to derail the video to talk about men again
Kwite goes one video without mentioning the scar on his finger challenge (difficulty: impossible)
you should do r/distressing memes
Now I want to know the TF2 Kwite story
i love Keith's videos(pc edition)
11:45 kwite don't be a hater, we have buff, oiled up, naked gay men, and, honestly, i think you might like them.
you really thought i wouldnt notice the hateno village music playing in the background?
Irony poisoned?? Can't belive kwite is a jregger
The Amazon robot did not kill itself
0:22 bud there’s nothing straight about you no matter how dire it is