You LITERALLY asked for it...
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2024
- today i looked at "r/maliciouscompliance" where malicious compliance is doing the exact thing someone asked you, and not the spirit of what someone asked you. Malicious compliance is common in our society.
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The Floating hoodie talking about Malicious Compliance so casually as if it doesn't have that same relationship with the body it stole
You have any sins to admit to kwite?🤨
Is his hoodie fucking Venom??
@amog8202 id say its more like carnage attaching itself to your blood not your nervous system
@@amog8202 you’re not exactly wrong 😌😂
@@mjvidal143 if you're referring to that legendary all-in-one symbiussy/symbiock, I mean in terms of being a symbiote that in time snatches it's host's body
Idk why it is so unsettling to read something while someone else reads it at as well but is slightly changing the words.
Ikr :(
"you know im the worst person ever"'
yes, i do.
We have that in common!
twinning!!!
He just like me for real for real
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@@p-__ Doubt it
Starbucks Employees: Has enough brain power to understand people's alchemist lists in their drinks. But cannot for the life of them figure out basic names.
I'm telling you, some of ya'll got weird fucking names that gaslit us our entire career, I had a regular that was "Ethen" (Pronounced Ethan) and my fucking brain writes it that way on almost every cup now.
@@tarotstorm6474I feel like customers should be the one writing their name and telling you how to pronounce it
8:00 you know that dude is loaded if he draws furry nsfw
I'd 100% draw furry art (nsfw and sfw) if I could, but I can't draw to save my life. 😂🤣
@@asherikamichaela8425😐
@@asherikamichaela8425the barrier between you now and being loaded is only daily practice. you can do it
kwite is literally the physical compilation of this subreddit
Yes
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@@p-__how do you know?
you AREN'T farfious. @@p-__
I have Crohn's disease, so when I fart...run. I generally avoid pooping at work, but sometimes I just can't. One of the managers of my department chose the very wrong time to enter the restroom a few weeks ago. He vomited and had to leave for the remainder of the day.
thank you for this info 😀
So this subreddit is lawful chaotic, I want that energy
lawful and chaotic are opposites. did you mean "lawful evil"?
No@@erich_ika
@@erich_ikaI see you're lawful neutral
@@erich_ikaI see you missed the joke
@@erich_ikahow are those opposites?
You can be chaotic within law
its called loopholes, and nuance..
"Evil little thing"
Emphasis on "little"
1:50 To be fair, they should NOT need to ask for that code. Either the employee is disregarding policy, or something is really screwed up in their management/IT/training/etc.
3:26 something ain't right here. Either the person was willfully ambiguous when explaining that their car burnt down so that they could have their "gotcha" moment, or that boss is unbelievably dumb. I'm guessing the former because there is no way someone hears "they burned up in a fire" and then acts surprised when they are handed ash.
never underestimate stupidity
Nah, this shit happens _all_ the time. Like, way too fucking much tbh. Some people are just dumb pricks that follow etiquette with more care than common sense
As an owner of an orange cat bro is chronically dumb we love him but he isn’t smart
9:23 As an orange cat, I feel called out. At the same time, it's definitely true.
By asking, they think they are getting the path of least resistance. More like most resistance in actuality.
Kwite has an interesting way of translating these stories
kwite just wanna say ever since ur return ur editing got bumped way up, good shit
I thought Kwite was going to judge our handwriting and I'm semi disappointed, then I got happy watching my favorite sentient hoodie with whatever he decides to talk about
The floating hoodie has provided us with more slop
Thanks for the upload, please get your own gamer support flavor and call it hoodie 'milk'.
My brain is so deluded from the internet my brain said "just press the back button" what is wrong with me
I just got out of school and on the bus, this is a amazing thing to have in my notifications. Thank you our favorite rotten Green Bean
Your brave for watching this green little furry in public
You may live within the bounds of polite society but i do not.
9:24 I can vouch for this, I have two cats and the all orange one is definitely the more stupid one.
i have a tortie she has the crackhead energy of all cat colours combined, today she is an acrobat. last week she hissed at me for not feeding her fast enough 😂😂
@@Alizoomzoom wild lol
Wait I wasn't supposed to hit those kids? I thought that was what cars were made for.
Don't worry, that's what they're actually for. Don't listen to the feds.
Damn Kwite, I was about to check if there's anything new on your channel and here I am!
same tbh
I wake up extra early just to get some extra hate for corporations in my day.
Keep the grind up fellow anarchists.
I say this while at work like a good little worker bee
bro is anti capitalist posting on furry main while at work. Damn.
@@killingtimeitself real
KWITE PLEASE YOU CAN'T JUST END IT ON THAT?? IM FUCKING CRYING AS I LAUGH SO DAMN FUCKING HARD OVER A C A T.
Kwite are u secretly a radioactive grub worm in a hoodie?
Why does Kwite look like an Among Us in that cute little get up of his?
This guy is unironically funnier than the actual sub reddit that was the whole point of making a video about.
Love the videos Kwite, keep it up.
You know it's a good night if kwite posts
I love Keith’s videos
“cark” guy is my physics teacher irl
Kwite never fails to come back, unlike my dad
Tbh, the worst part of this video is the person who was eating CANNED spinach...Everyone knows fresh spinach is the only way to eat spinach
Kwite puts the stupid in stupid
I smuggled xanax across the boarder using washing machines
Right when I thought I could finally go to sleep I saw this video so now I must watch.
What time is it for you?
@@reesesrandomcrap2740 I have no idea but it was between 11pm and 1am
Bro uploaded as soon as I opened my eyes
Day is always better when Kwite posts
Damn this video reminded me to walk my nintendogs, thanks Kwite!
Idk what we could've done without Kwite's translation of British
Here is your starbucks order kiwte
I should be working on my coursework but NAHH THERES A NEW KWITE VIDEO BOIS
How are yall the speed of light?
"cats are so graceful!"
that orange cat at the end:
It's nice to see the floating hoodie upload
Yeah
I have a calico cat named Boots and the little bit of orange she has comes through strong. One time she ate a plant and started drooling like crazy for an hour (we took her to the vet, she was fine) and called poison control. The lady who answered said that normally, cats will stop eating something if it irritates their mouths. Boots didn't stop eating it because she's a tiny moron. 🤦
yeah
Hell yeah new Kwite video
0:09 JAUNDICE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Beans.
balls
This reminds me of the King James Bible
The fucking jaundice in fire text got me so hard😭
you're our petty evil thing kwite 🫶
Woah kwite uploaded tf
I’m so happy your back
I was at the part about the cat and i put my phone in my pocket and i butt tapped a commically perfect yt short about the animals
The Nintendogs walking music ended up distracting me and I had to rewind the video 😂
Nice a new Kwite video
Came as soon as I saw Kwite posted
I see kwite video, I click video, I am a simple minded being.
Nobody here has finished the video yet
BROOOO THIS WAS UPLOADED 10MINS AGOOO
Oh, I love being a petty, vindictive, evil little thing
holy hell he actually uploaded again nice
The green hoodie has posted
I'm actually on time for once, that's great. I'll update the comment when I'm done watching, hope it's gonna be another good one, Kwite.
It was another good one, Kwite.
Kwite. how do you feel about the many people in your discord leaving Because they think its getting weird there?
I’m gonna throw something out of my window
I’m made of tem flakes and dark matter
evil lil thing
#1 paraphraser
Alr
That thumbnail gave me anaphylactic shock
I'm just still so glad Kwite wasn't canceled 🙏✨️🙌
11,111 views, 1 hour ago, what angel is Kwite holding at gunpoint
Epic games (PERSONEL) will never ask for your password its supposed to help with camming.
I’m watching ‘abnormal’ on Netflix and saw the main character In a green hoodie. You can likely guess what my gremlin brain thought of first.
Ironically I have a cat who absolutly loves lettuce and spinach she fucking loves the shit it's like crack to her she would totally fuck up some spinach water, and my other cat loves pumpkin puree and one of them ate a bush's baked bean once without any complaints don't remember which one though lol (they also both enjoy tuna water like the cat in the story)
You need to stay logged in to not put your code in fortnite means if your already logged in it won't ask
It's as simple as not switching accounts while it's turned on and making sure you're on the right account when booting it up
Brits call crossing guards lolipopmen??
Very silly kwite
kwite never fails to fill us up with his hot sticky content 🤤
Oh great heavens!
@@Finnbo_The_Cleric oh my goodness gracious
just finisehd watching fallout: nuka break
I hate the number 7
i got jump scared by david walliams....WTF
Uhm, sir, I don't understand how did your edited videos went up in quality- 😻
You haven't even watched the video yet 🤦♂️
@@SpikedTeeth yet it's well edited 😻
@ItsAlexQG He's not gonna notice you just because you glaze him, bro. His editor is good, but this video is exactly the same quality as his others
@@SpikedTeeth thank you love, but I didn't really need to know that 😙👋
Since I'm autistic I do it literally all the time and people are dude are you fucking serious and I'm like... yes?
5:58 NINTENDOGS MENTIONED
The thumbnail makes me giggle.
Yo how are you guys faster than light?
Bruh the post nut clarity is hitting like fucking goku
nintendogs dog walking music identified
NEW KWITE VIDEO!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
Council isn't the equivalent of the school board but ok.
Kwite have you seen the drake leaks
Have some cheese my fellow insomniacs that still haven't slept 🧀🧀🧀🧀
OKAY HE DOESNT BELIEVE ME; there’s a difference in orange cats intelligence and black cat intelligence
He thinks okay, that orange cats are like bullies and that black cats are dumb. But my tuxedo cat literally helped me find my therapy journal under my bed when it went missing and got blacked out
@@Its-still-anna-alex I think you should be way more concerned about _why_ your therapy journal was under your bed
@@_c2 easy, someone didn’t want something getting out clearly