people are actually supposed to have someone go with them to a colonoscopy so that they can get home safely. i went with my dad to his a few months ago. he was so out of it afterwards that he couldn't even speak, much less drive himself back to the house.
I know at my province you aren't always sedated if it's just a sigmoidoscopy they just use a numbing gel and push air in with the tube so you'll feel extremely bloated and uncomfortable/maybe dizzy for up to an hour after and they don't allow you to drive after because it's generally unsafe to risk it. For a regular colonoscopy you are fully sedated and have to wait like 30 minutes in the recovery/prep area just to make sure you're good before someone is even allowed to come pick you up. You aren't allowed to drive for the entire day after the colonoscopy as well and if the hospital staff hear you plan on driving they will cancel your appointment.
3:15 Actually, mutating girlfriends and magic out of nowhere sounds more like a 6th World problem. Specifically if you a) do not geek the mage first or b) cut a deal with a dragon.
Gout is the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced by far. It’s basically like sharp crystals that form between your foot-bones from eating like shit and drinking tons of alcohol for an extended period of time. Over 50% of mothers with gout say that it’s more painful than giving birth.
2:16 - I can answer this (not as the OP but from experience), gastroenterology procedures usually require the patient to be sedated or numbed with some kinda anaesthetic, so they usually need somebody to chaperone them home safely afterwards or else you have to wait around for at least an hour until the side effects have worn off enough for you to safely get home. It's a super un-fun time! I've not had a colonoscopy personally, but frankly I would consider the endoscopy I had to be a more unpleasant experience.
I decided to watch this while eating a snack and my snack was an orange. Using the video like a stopwatch I found out it took me 6 minutes to peel it and 2 minutes to eat it. Also while watching this video I got a Reddit notification about monster high and the notification just said “Who’s arm is this?” And it reminded me how funny so many things that are said about dolls can be out of context.
6:45 Bro when I'm in the shower I feel similar to what ADHD people describe being on Adderall feels like; *but instead of mind clear* All the thoughts are flowing, from ideas to just really deeply thinking bout stuff
I had to look up what gout is, and yeah, it's basically kidney stones, but in your joints instead of your kidneys. It's painful, fucks up your ability to move your digits, and can cause swelling and joint displacement. Overall, not sure how this would affect someone's feelings towards shellfish.
@@draskk3471as one who has had gout. It's fucking miserable. Got it in my left foot. It was extremely difficult to walk or do much of anything. Just it being brushed was incredibly painful
2:18 Ok I think OP is there as a driver bc you have to have someone drive you home after a colonoscopy due to anaesthesia stuff But the emoji is wild and idk why bro rly decided to pull up pokemon go in there
Oh yeah no Gout will fuck you up My dad got it after he had hip surgery and what it is is lactic acid building up, often caused by you not moving for a long time like when you're resting from surgery, and crystalizing in places like your joints and causing excruciating pain and inflammation on the level of having broken your bones And eating certain things like red meat will exacerbate the problem Antioxidants help however
Gout is so fun... it's a form of arthritis (that can be hereditary) that causes joint swelling, mostly in the feet, as for food and drink that aggravate it, it is, but not limited to; Shellfish Chicken Peas Red Wine Good thing I only willingly consume 2/4 of those.
2:25 I think that emote is literally called silly or something... almost no one uses it like that... it's a rare treat when your like boomer aunty or someone does... like the 💀 emoji being used to actually represent a skull or death. Since my teen years I've been mildly infuriated by certain emoji not just because of how they're used but how they're perceived by my brain. Some of these don't feel wholesome in any way even when I know that's the intent and I hate it: 🥰😍😘☺️😚🤗😏😳😊 An another issue is when they look different from app to app and platform to platform
Pibby Glitch (No idea what it's actually called) is from some Adult Swim Movie/Show with characters from Cartoon Network/ and Adult Swim being something like zombies (but with the Pacman Glitch Effect)
It’s nice to meet you all, welcome to the weirdness of redit and kwite. Be prepared and be ready cause a faceless hoodie is guiding us through the hell that is redit
Reddit is where I confess all of my internal thoughts that I can’t even tell my friends and family. Because I know nobody on Reddit will care. Somebody will read it, and not care.
Honestly Korn sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war, so that's not really a bad name. Also he can change it when he grows up if he doesn't like it so...
4:29 I can do worse because I'm still doing this shit. Every time I go to the hair dresser, I pull out an actual physical anime figure of Megumin from konosuba to use as a reference for my hair. I'm 23. So like not just do I go around with the haircut of an anime loli, I also show the world that I've spent like 200 dollars on a figure based on her too. It looks great on me tho, so I feel no shame
1:22 Imagine If it did though, Freddy Fazbear in Smash, that would be soooo cool~ 3:18 That Girlfriend is a Biblically Accurate Angel, gimme one :) 5:06 Oh god... The black mold that grows on the Walls and Ceiling was a real life Pibby Glitch all along!?
6:11 oh come on what do you mean, the comment underneath was the funniest part. Plus i've had to study enought binary to know 101010 equals 42 in decimal which automatically makes the first one way less funny because the context makes it seem like the child should be young
bruh i never tell the hair people how i want my hair done, they're the profs, they know what will look good on me, that's what i pay them for, just make my hair style for 3-6 months and i'm good!
That burger cannot compare to the burger I had in the mental hospital that was a 10/10 burger I went back for seconds and then ate that entire thing too burgers have forever been ruined for me after this experience
Saw the Korn bit, immediately paused the video and started saying " Ena ooo rata ema ema ema oooo RA TA TAT shap bisto eata ooo rat " 🗣️‼️ out loud, I think I'm autistic
the non-binary joke at 6:07 is the kinda humor that is actually funny. i want more jokes like that. one of the greatest non-binary jokes i have heard was "what is a lactose intolerant non-binary person called" "non buy dairy"
people are actually supposed to have someone go with them to a colonoscopy so that they can get home safely. i went with my dad to his a few months ago. he was so out of it afterwards that he couldn't even speak, much less drive himself back to the house.
I know at my province you aren't always sedated if it's just a sigmoidoscopy they just use a numbing gel and push air in with the tube so you'll feel extremely bloated and uncomfortable/maybe dizzy for up to an hour after and they don't allow you to drive after because it's generally unsafe to risk it. For a regular colonoscopy you are fully sedated and have to wait like 30 minutes in the recovery/prep area just to make sure you're good before someone is even allowed to come pick you up. You aren't allowed to drive for the entire day after the colonoscopy as well and if the hospital staff hear you plan on driving they will cancel your appointment.
dapn that colonoscopy went hard
@@hellboip7876lol canadian (i cant judge i am too 😔)
@@ThePotionMaster413that’s the first thing I noticed lmao, I got diagnosed with Canadian at birth 😔
I mean you're supposed to have someone with you after getting eye surgery too but it's not like they check at the exit.
Reddit is two steps away from becoming as comfortable as sharing things on p*rn hub ,
"I have that blender"
"Oh me to"
"girl sounded like my 12th grade chemistry teacher"
"you had mrs richards too?"
@@britishgaming6LMAO
Do I wanna know what you're talking about?
“Dude Not in front of the cat”
@@britishgaming6 “wait dude… I think that _is_ Mrs. Richards”
Reddit is where you go when you have an extremely obscure question that someone also had 10 years ago
also
@@cartoonfantasy4541 all so
@@cartoonfantasy4541all snow
also
all so
3:15 Actually, mutating girlfriends and magic out of nowhere sounds more like a 6th World problem.
Specifically if you a) do not geek the mage first or b) cut a deal with a dragon.
Oh my god a shadowrun comment in the wild. This is like finding a unicorn I love you immediately
Holy fuck, shadowrun
SHADOWRUN MENTIONED‼‼
Ah?
My cat is watching this and is very interested in Kwite's hand movements. What are you telling him, Kwite? What dark magics have you cast?
Whatever dark magic he's casting its for sure got me interested too
Mew
@@Hungary_0987 -ing? (I’m so sorry)
the secrets
@@Hungary_0987 omg mewing
Dawg reddit is where I confess my sins and crimes
Who needs a priest when you have Reddit?
FACTS@@Recordspin
@@Recordspin a priest couldn't handle my sins, also I'm banned from the local church : (
@@emoedsherran5469tell me ur sins i’m a professional at handlung them
I don't know why but I'm way too confident in myself so I will just publicly confess in discord servers
I just noticed springtrap isnt in the background anymore. Take him out of the jar!
The 3ds is there at least...
Gout is the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced by far. It’s basically like sharp crystals that form between your foot-bones from eating like shit and drinking tons of alcohol for an extended period of time.
Over 50% of mothers with gout say that it’s more painful than giving birth.
2:16 - I can answer this (not as the OP but from experience), gastroenterology procedures usually require the patient to be sedated or numbed with some kinda anaesthetic, so they usually need somebody to chaperone them home safely afterwards or else you have to wait around for at least an hour until the side effects have worn off enough for you to safely get home. It's a super un-fun time! I've not had a colonoscopy personally, but frankly I would consider the endoscopy I had to be a more unpleasant experience.
I’ve had 3(?) endoscopies and I agree it SUCKS afterwards. Can’t even swallow my saliva.
I decided to watch this while eating a snack and my snack was an orange. Using the video like a stopwatch I found out it took me 6 minutes to peel it and 2 minutes to eat it. Also while watching this video I got a Reddit notification about monster high and the notification just said “Who’s arm is this?” And it reminded me how funny so many things that are said about dolls can be out of context.
why tf is kwite's comment section so random?!?!?!
Amazing comment. Very human.
@@soaringspirits2267 thank you, I try
@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard Cool pfp by the way.
@@soaringspirits2267 thank you! I drew it myself
reading about how some people have upgraded their jobs to better pay is a fun time tho
6:45 Bro when I'm in the shower I feel similar to what ADHD people describe being on Adderall feels like; *but instead of mind clear*
All the thoughts are flowing, from ideas to just really deeply thinking bout stuff
Reddit will never stop me from conquering Alsace-Loraine
Chancellor!
MEIN KAISER!!!
1:30 that is the most criminal selfie that isn’t a mugshot I’ve ever seen
I had to look up what gout is, and yeah, it's basically kidney stones, but in your joints instead of your kidneys. It's painful, fucks up your ability to move your digits, and can cause swelling and joint displacement. Overall, not sure how this would affect someone's feelings towards shellfish.
Shellfish, as well as red meat and red wine, exacerbate gout
As a person who had kidney stones and will continue to for probably the rest of my life, yowch that sounds like the worst thing ever
@@draskk3471as one who has had gout. It's fucking miserable. Got it in my left foot. It was extremely difficult to walk or do much of anything. Just it being brushed was incredibly painful
Gout can definitely stop my love of shellfish
Edit: What are you people talking aGOUT in the comments?
I highly gout that.
Press G to gout
You gouta be kidding
g'out of here with that bs
You gout to eat more shellfish
2:18 Ok I think OP is there as a driver bc you have to have someone drive you home after a colonoscopy due to anaesthesia stuff
But the emoji is wild and idk why bro rly decided to pull up pokemon go in there
6:51 didn't think I'd be seeing durarara art here today but I'm here for it
5:18 kwite making that joke makes him my favourite youtuber cuz it's so me, but i'm married to Venom so get your own symbiote
got jumpscared by a burger king-ass lookin hamburger in the thumbnail, day ruined
The utter disrespect
I can taste the bun from the image. My day is ruined.
Nah. Burger King Whoppers look way better than that. I love the whopper.
SAMEEEEE
thats so real, they look exactly like what i imagine if you injected pure depression inside a hamburger
0:06 Bro thinks he's Gojo 💀
Not even 10 seconds in and he's pulling out Infinite Void
OMG IS THAT A CITADEL OF INFINITE VOID REFERENCE OMGOMGOMG 😁😁😁I LOVE THE PIT OF MISERY
I DONT THINK THE MRBEAST STUFF AGED VERY WELL KWITE
True
Oh yeah no
Gout will fuck you up
My dad got it after he had hip surgery and what it is is lactic acid building up, often caused by you not moving for a long time like when you're resting from surgery, and crystalizing in places like your joints and causing excruciating pain and inflammation on the level of having broken your bones
And eating certain things like red meat will exacerbate the problem
Antioxidants help however
3:48 when i was a kid i used to bring in a pictures of cartoon characters as reference for what haircut i want all the time
3:25 New Kwite lore: Kwite is like Mimikyu
Gout is so fun... it's a form of arthritis (that can be hereditary) that causes joint swelling, mostly in the feet, as for food and drink that aggravate it, it is, but not limited to;
Shellfish
Chicken
Peas
Red Wine
Good thing I only willingly consume 2/4 of those.
7:47 and here I thought it's most commonly used in math
7:08 KORN MENTIONED i love KORN
Korn is 3¼ years old now.
2:25 I think that emote is literally called silly or something... almost no one uses it like that... it's a rare treat when your like boomer aunty or someone does... like the 💀 emoji being used to actually represent a skull or death.
Since my teen years I've been mildly infuriated by certain emoji not just because of how they're used but how they're perceived by my brain.
Some of these don't feel wholesome in any way even when I know that's the intent and I hate it: 🥰😍😘☺️😚🤗😏😳😊
An another issue is when they look different from app to app and platform to platform
4:43 the iceberg iceberg video reference really just made my neurodivergent ass think "ohh this is a post time skip video"
The roommates there for the taste test.
Barbers don't really care what haircut you ask for if you pay them enough
When arent they?
They take sharing their life too literally
1:02 I wasn't looking at my screen
Kwite always ends up the videos saying something about a "Card dimension" but I have never been able to find such place.
Pibby Glitch (No idea what it's actually called) is from some Adult Swim Movie/Show with characters from Cartoon Network/ and Adult Swim being something like zombies (but with the Pacman Glitch Effect)
2:44 - maya winky asmr jumpscare
Rare DmC 2013 reference. Nice.
Honestly it was really fun and I still loge it, but yeah it probably shouldn't have been a DmC game
it makes SO much sense for the last guy to be acop
It’s nice to meet you all, welcome to the weirdness of redit and kwite. Be prepared and be ready cause a faceless hoodie is guiding us through the hell that is redit
call him virgil the way he be guiding me through hell
@@ciciamanda.He is the storm that is approaching
4:31 aint no way bro went to the barber and asked for the El Donte
a lover with an incomprehensible form is literally part of the fun you just gotta find the right one
It is actually weird to go on a walk in most US suburban neighbourhoods. You don't even have a sidewalk, like WTF.
8:53 rare kwite eye moment
Strider eye moment
5:51 101010 is 42 in binary.
No it’s 30
Reddit is where I confess all of my internal thoughts that I can’t even tell my friends and family. Because I know nobody on Reddit will care. Somebody will read it, and not care.
"Got us writhing on the floor" KWITE NONBINARY REAL???
Honestly Korn sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war, so that's not really a bad name. Also he can change it when he grows up if he doesn't like it so...
6:00 the joke is that it’s an irrational number
Can't believe Kwite found anything good on Reddit
2am and a new kwite vid lets go
Ew, a European
European spotted
0:07 Domain Expansion *MALEVOLENT* *SHRINE*
That's the handsign for unlimited void you goofer
@@kajamatousek247 .... damn it
5,787 views after 23 minutes? Damn kwite fell off harder than my 3 year old brother at the grand canyon.
Miss you everyday daniel...
best
It’s another good one, Kwite. Glad I watched this on time this round.
Kwite would make a good angel in evangelion
Yooo Nepeta pfp, nice.
I don't know if I should laugh at the comment or the PFP??
@@WARHAMMER_OFZILLYHOO ive been playing too much gd i read that as npesta
@@WARHAMMER_OFZILLYHOO good to know im not the only one who finds random homestucks
@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING both
People on Reddit are way too Out of the Mind also.
8:53 that flash of your eyes came out of nowhere. Not upset or judging, just didn't expect it
literally me when you came back
That og 3DS in the back goes HARD
4:29
I can do worse because I'm still doing this shit. Every time I go to the hair dresser, I pull out an actual physical anime figure of Megumin from konosuba to use as a reference for my hair. I'm 23.
So like not just do I go around with the haircut of an anime loli, I also show the world that I've spent like 200 dollars on a figure based on her too. It looks great on me tho, so I feel no shame
Name checks out
@@OriOriOhGI'm nothing if not consistent
I have the reverse problem, I’m too good at math to the point I’m bored in an advanced class
My man’s thumb head be looking like one giant Kiwi 🥝
(4:33) that's just damian smosh
Reddit scares me sometimes it's so concerning
5:53 - I'm sorry, your 40y/o child?
8:54 he has eyes
4:30 i once used a photo of Nero from DMCV for a haircut
1:22
Imagine If it did though, Freddy Fazbear in Smash, that would be soooo cool~
3:18
That Girlfriend is a Biblically Accurate Angel, gimme one :)
5:06
Oh god... The black mold that grows on the Walls and Ceiling was a real life Pibby Glitch all along!?
6:09 us? kwite nonbinary?
Yes :3 his twitter (alt and main) says she uses he/she/they!
@@objectshowshipperoh, based
6:11 oh come on what do you mean, the comment underneath was the funniest part. Plus i've had to study enought binary to know 101010 equals 42 in decimal which automatically makes the first one way less funny because the context makes it seem like the child should be young
11:34 did he just shart himself?
7:06 Korn is 3 ¼ years old now, as of this comment. i hope they're doing well, wherever they are.
7:34 was that the danganronpa damage sound effect?
8:41 so Chibidoki?
4:30 I ALMOST DID THIS ONCE BUT WAS TOO NERVOUS LMAO
5:55 that child is 42 years old
2:13 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CHICKEN CASSEROLE???????? I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A BITE TOO
As a young person who has sadly gotten colonoscopies, you need a driver to take you home because of the anesthesia making you loopy.
The internet = a concert, but everyone in the audience also has a microphone.
7:10 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Kwite what breed of glasses do you wear?
They compliment your eyebrows really well
*claims not to know terminology of rational integers
*immediately rants about Twitter ratios
bruh i never tell the hair people how i want my hair done, they're the profs, they know what will look good on me, that's what i pay them for, just make my hair style for 3-6 months and i'm good!
reddit and common sense never mixes
That burger cannot compare to the burger I had in the mental hospital that was a 10/10 burger I went back for seconds and then ate that entire thing too burgers have forever been ruined for me after this experience
Reddit is where my crime list are, why are you going through it
Holy Moly, THIS........this is truely important
1:03 HES GONNA DO WHAT???
doubt be crazy though
as someone who has had gout i cant deny i would definitely risk the unbearable pain for a really good crab
I’m sick and have been surviving off of white Gatorade and Kwite videos. This upload is true salvation.
Reddit is the kind of place where someone would see a body and go, “I have that blender to!”
Saw the Korn bit, immediately paused the video and started saying " Ena ooo rata ema ema ema oooo RA TA TAT shap bisto eata ooo rat " 🗣️‼️ out loud, I think I'm autistic
bro said he like DMC reboot and i had to step away from my computer
Omg haiiii hoodie mannn 😍 (I have 43 unregistered, military grade firearms in my possession)
can i have one pls
Can i have one also?
@@matejtrupina1244 Sorry pal, finders keepers 😈
@@StillNoClue22 Finders keepers, bud. Better luck next time 👹
And there you have it folks, The Blood God was birthed in 2021 on April
4:43 always gotta plug your biggest video
ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN KWITE POSTS
I can’t tell if I’m seeing light mode Reddit 😒 in the reflection of your glasses or you’re pulling a Sssniperwolf
the non-binary joke at 6:07 is the kinda humor that is actually funny. i want more jokes like that. one of the greatest non-binary jokes i have heard was "what is a lactose intolerant non-binary person called" "non buy dairy"