The Most WORTHLESS Assassin EVER.

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  • @Zaimui
    @Zaimui 3 місяці тому +4757

    to be fair man, if you task me with killing a mishima, im not doing it

    • @eightee7635
      @eightee7635 3 місяці тому +157

      Ong

    • @JUST4SHYGUY
      @JUST4SHYGUY 3 місяці тому +493

      Gimme the bear for god’s sake

    • @thatoneguy3503
      @thatoneguy3503 3 місяці тому +363

      @@JUST4SHYGUYThe bear would handle that and do ewgfs

    • @Watburnt
      @Watburnt 3 місяці тому +3

      I could kill lars
      fake ass mishima he cant even wavedash

    • @apatheticobserver5290
      @apatheticobserver5290 3 місяці тому +167

      I wouldn't fight a Mishima even if it would end a war. That's just desperation.

  • @RoheySaysHey
    @RoheySaysHey 3 місяці тому +3012

    she's really just here for the ride☠️
    also, going on vacation after THIRTY YEARS of doing jackshit is crazy lmaoo

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 3 місяці тому +194

      She does get the job done off screen but if it's a Mishima of course she ain't winning It's suicide and impossible mission

    • @TheSanndwichh
      @TheSanndwichh 3 місяці тому +105

      Dropped her PTO request on her boss’ unconscious body and dipped. She better be filling out applications while she’s on vacation because there’s no way she’s coming back to a job 😂

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 3 місяці тому +13

      Literally the Adam Sandler of tekken.😂😂

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Місяць тому +6

      Nina becomes Beatrix Kiddo when her sister's about to get married but then she fumbles her jobs when it comes to the Mishimas.

    • @Wormopera
      @Wormopera Місяць тому +1

      I'm here for her ride

  • @PFEANYCS
    @PFEANYCS 3 місяці тому +1817

    Man, usually the people who are the “it’s nothing personal, just business” types actually *do the business* that they’re referring to XD

    • @robbiep.5497
      @robbiep.5497 3 місяці тому +28

      YO LMAOOO

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 місяці тому +39

      Good luck when it's a Mishima

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +33

      both ravens say the same shit

    • @johnjoel9300
      @johnjoel9300 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@belosneshkaaaaOnly one was a winner in life

  • @Jaaack7
    @Jaaack7 2 місяці тому +275

    Giving the Irish girl a cryosleep son and making him BRITISH is some SLIMY moves by the Zaibatsu

  • @Lenji.y
    @Lenji.y 3 місяці тому +1092

    A bad Assassin, a bad mother, a bad sister and a bad bodyguard that’s the only character who got their standalone game

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 3 місяці тому +210

      @@Lenji.y We were robbed of a King wrestling game spin-off

    • @marconobrega
      @marconobrega 3 місяці тому +77

      Meanwhile, Anna is one of my favourite characters.

    • @Xcopyz
      @Xcopyz 3 місяці тому +6

      Nina is mine

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 3 місяці тому +86

      She's pretty bad at being Irish too.

    • @tmma1869
      @tmma1869 3 місяці тому +19

      Don't forget one of the non-Mishimas with the insane plot armor

  • @nathanleon7055
    @nathanleon7055 3 місяці тому +2587

    The fact she fights with her sister for literal days is INSANE.

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +295

      tekken has that "not letting go of things" syndrome and dragging and no progress and ughhhhhhhh like CAN YOU MOVE ON OR? im so mad, anna also deserves better

    • @ItsJustSeb
      @ItsJustSeb 3 місяці тому +192

      Even my sister and I don't fight this bad, like damn. And she once jumped off a balcony to kick my ass.

    • @Itsunobaby
      @Itsunobaby 3 місяці тому +214

      @@ItsJustSebyour sister thinks shes kiryu kazuma 😭

    • @GoldenLion44
      @GoldenLion44 3 місяці тому +80

      @@belosneshkaaaa Anna most certainly does deserve better. She's been my favorite character throughout the series. I bet if Nina and her actually teamed up (not counting that one Tekken 6 ending), they could do some really great things. Might be pointless considering that with each new entry their rivalry gets WORSE than in the previous one, but I'm still hoping to see them finally putting aside their differences. I mean, someone, please, show them Dante and Vergil and say that if those two could get along EVENTUALY, then so can they.

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +29

      @@GoldenLion44 yeahhhh tbh, them fighting was okay in the past but, this has been going on since decades now, how are the devs not sick of seeing it? i also think anna and lee should finally meet, there are some nice ideas for this

  • @miraclechao
    @miraclechao 3 місяці тому +1192

    Getting paid to fumble the bag! That's our Nina!

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +297

      Go girl give us nothing!

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 3 місяці тому +41

      Yes girl, lay

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheeSirRandom
      @TheeSirRandom Місяць тому +6

      Girl power😔✊

    • @MSCDonkeyKong
      @MSCDonkeyKong 20 днів тому

      Nina Williams: Professional gaslight, gatekeep girlboss.
      As in: she gaslights rich people into giving her money for doing jack shit.

  • @LauraGoth1
    @LauraGoth1 3 місяці тому +1132

    she's like the doc rivers of tekken. had a high reputation in the past, but keeps getting exposed under pressure, and after years of losing when it matters, she somehow still gets hired because people in the industry think highly of her

    • @HaslemBurner
      @HaslemBurner 3 місяці тому +87

      yoo thats a really good comparison 😂

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 місяці тому +44

      Accurate

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 3 місяці тому +56

      At least Doc got a championship in 2008! What's her excuse?!

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 місяці тому +32

      Nah least Doc got a chip and then started fumbling😂😂

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 3 місяці тому +5

      @@jeremybrown9611 Man, that's what I said!

  • @firesoul5943
    @firesoul5943 3 місяці тому +1702

    BIG PROPS TO THAT TEKKEN 4 BIT

    • @jamoltrevor
      @jamoltrevor 3 місяці тому +85

      He ate it up

    • @rizaldoodoo7588
      @rizaldoodoo7588 3 місяці тому +233

      ikr that shit mad funny like imagine watching a character's ending and the narator js started rambling on about why the character sucks

    • @tommyshommy
      @tommyshommy 3 місяці тому +158

      It was so good that I didn’t realise it was an edit until he dropped the n word

    • @WarriorV8
      @WarriorV8 3 місяці тому +22

      Lmao

    • @obaolade1232
      @obaolade1232 3 місяці тому +41

      Bro that edit was clean

  • @yinfelicitousemperor
    @yinfelicitousemperor 3 місяці тому +631

    Even asking to assassinate Kuma would fail and get her ass kicked

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +203

      Kuma would EXPOSE that fraud ong

    • @fridgefreezer9529
      @fridgefreezer9529 3 місяці тому +41

      @@Toonarii Lawyer Kuma for the WIN

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 місяці тому +57

      Yeah no shit Kuma is a an 8'5 BEAR trained by Heihachi.

    • @captobvious551
      @captobvious551 3 місяці тому +16

      Bruh, nobody mess with kuma

    • @universalcadia64
      @universalcadia64 3 місяці тому

      Nina might as well be on Fraud Watch.

  • @ryubiblossoms7363
    @ryubiblossoms7363 3 місяці тому +1535

    Heihachi came back just to prove Nina how much she sucks at her job

    • @Lexicon865
      @Lexicon865 3 місяці тому +48

      **Akuma
      Any Tekken character will falter against Mishimas (besides maybe Ogre) but how tf are you gonna be "Master of the Fist" and fail to kill a withering old man

    • @stevemclovin1566
      @stevemclovin1566 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@Lexicon865and paul before Tekken 4.

    • @SaanWukong
      @SaanWukong 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@Lexicon865 He going 2 for 2 with these if you remember he didn't kill Gouken either apparently

    • @Shaquille_ONeal
      @Shaquille_ONeal 3 місяці тому +2

      She might be working for Heihachi and will help him reclaim Zaibatsu

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@Lexicon865 I don't know what Kazumi was thinking, Akuma has only killed two guys, and the other guy probably died from leukemia

  • @MachoBro99
    @MachoBro99 3 місяці тому +3604

    L mother and L assasin

    • @LiN0K_
      @LiN0K_ 3 місяці тому +695

      L sister😭

    • @omonaijaj
      @omonaijaj 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, she does not owe that man anything. She was forced to create a embryo while frozen, against her will. She does not have to interact with that nigga
      Also..... he's British.

    • @AzureSkull76
      @AzureSkull76 3 місяці тому +321

      W Mishima Babysitter.

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 3 місяці тому +156

      W Intrusive thought legend.

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 3 місяці тому +1

      She Just Sucks

  • @Saccron
    @Saccron 3 місяці тому +850

    At least she’s consistent

  • @m0ckyzo185
    @m0ckyzo185 3 місяці тому +596

    shawty is the pinnacle of pretty privilege 😭😭😭

    • @JakeMeesce
      @JakeMeesce 2 місяці тому +25

      She’s the Saweetie of the assassin game

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 3 місяці тому +450

    Yk what's also worthless, Raven. He has one job. To confirm if Heihachi is dead.
    We all know how that goes.

    • @hambor12
      @hambor12 3 місяці тому +147

      i love how when heihachi was announced, they showed the clip of Raven confirming heihachi's death in tekken 5...
      and then followed it with a new clip of Tekken 8 Raven saying the exact same thing, with the exact same camera angle and framing, while Victor looks at him, rightfully frustrated.

    • @bluscout6440
      @bluscout6440 3 місяці тому +106

      @@hambor12 Victor is probably like
      Bro, you have one job.

    • @smashbrother980
      @smashbrother980 3 місяці тому +42

      To be fair, Heihachi keeps flip flopping between the two

    • @ilidot5892
      @ilidot5892 3 місяці тому +40

      I don't blame Raven for the second one. What's he supposed to do? Dive into a volcano to make sure?😂😂

    • @bluscout6440
      @bluscout6440 3 місяці тому +8

      @@ilidot5892 yes duh he's a ninja

  • @DaRedHalo
    @DaRedHalo 3 місяці тому +432

    The moment she on Kaz's team in T8 I was like "welp she's not gonna do anything except lose EVERY. SINGLE. FIGHT."

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Місяць тому +7

      She's getting hired by Reina, tag this comment, it's gonna be reality

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@falconeshield She went on vacation as soon as Reina even offered.

    • @NeloAlberto16
      @NeloAlberto16 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@falconeshield Reina's getting folded then

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 3 місяці тому +85

    When i was younger, I liked Nina more cuz she was a bad bitch blonde assassin trope, but growing up for me, was realizing Anna was the real one.
    Poor girl tried so hard to help Nina, but got disrespected every time. Even the Devs are in on it, since Anna isn't even in Tekken 8 yet💀

    • @lunasam9
      @lunasam9 3 місяці тому +8

      Are you shitting me 🙃
      Wow Anna is my fave and much more tasteful than nina but that she is not in t8 yet

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 Місяць тому +8

      Anna always be dlc or added in a updated version of the game

    • @mat7083
      @mat7083 12 днів тому +2

      @@lunasam9Tasteful lol

  • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
    @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 3 місяці тому +453

    Crazy how in her spin off game she has a higher killstreak than in Tekken

    • @chestbumphero
      @chestbumphero 3 місяці тому

      Spin off game, when was that?

    • @eagleye2893
      @eagleye2893 3 місяці тому +82

      She’s also the only one crazy enough to after the Mishimas. The Mishimas are basically Plot Armor Gods, with how often they cheat death. Just loot at Heihachi’s Surprise Reveal in Tekken 8, these MOFOS cannot stay dead unless your a Bleeding Heart like Jinpachi apparently.

    • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
      @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 3 місяці тому +39

      @@eagleye2893 Jinpachi was basically a reanimated corpse at that point, yet he still had the will power to fight off the oni or whichever demon that was trying to take over his body.

    • @eagleye2893
      @eagleye2893 3 місяці тому +25

      @@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks Fair, but the rest of the Mishimas are just Unfair. Kazuya didn’t die in 8 and apparently didn’t finish off Heihachi in 7

    • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
      @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 3 місяці тому +21

      @@eagleye2893 old Japanese men are built different, look at Kuze from Yakuza 0

  • @flanderszao
    @flanderszao 3 місяці тому +299

    That 'Tekken 4 intro'-esque part was absolute cinema, bravo.
    Also, Reina's defeat is set on stone if THAT is the assassin she wants to hire.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 місяці тому

      Reina is an annoying cringe brat that is here solely to ruin the story(especially with whatever ritual she is doing to revive Heihachi).
      She deserves to lose and suffer,if she doesnt something is very wrong

    • @GiftedOperator
      @GiftedOperator 3 місяці тому +49

      I was already like Walter screaming at Hank while Reina was trying to recruit Nina.
      "REINAAA!!! DON'T HIRE HER!!! YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!!! REINAAAAA!!!"

  • @Mixedplayers
    @Mixedplayers 3 місяці тому +486

    You'd think they would have a warning for her (and raven too)
    Nina Williams: Do not hire
    reason: failed every important assassination attempt (please do not hire her, you wasting your money)
    maybe she's the only one crazy enough to try and assassinate the mishimas

    • @AndroidNoir-L06k
      @AndroidNoir-L06k 3 місяці тому +56

      Well, who the hell want that job anyway?? Its the Mishima's family my dude, every inch of their life is death. One have to be brave and skilled to take that kind of job, or stupid. 😅

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 місяці тому +29

      ​@@AndroidNoir-L06k
      Or just seriously desperate on money.......

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 Місяць тому +7

      You know if you would put: tried to assasinate Mishima, failed, survived. She would probably still ve hirable

  • @johnmervincegloria1175
    @johnmervincegloria1175 3 місяці тому +188

    That edit that you made on tekken 4 made me off guard for a moment.

  • @GuyWithZen459
    @GuyWithZen459 3 місяці тому +546

    The amount of snark that comes from her makes this even more frustrating
    Like you have literally done nothing in the past 30 or 40 year's
    At this point they hire her because she's eye candy

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 3 місяці тому +77

      Off screen she get job done but against Mishima it's basically your going up against Omni man with teenage mutant ninja turtles power level at this point lol

    • @GuyWithZen459
      @GuyWithZen459 3 місяці тому +123

      @@shenelljohnson74 She took the Job
      It's nobody's fault but hers that she ain't finish the job she took up🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 3 місяці тому +22

      @@GuyWithZen459 No my point was she managed to go on vacation because she's completed several or different missions without Mishima is what I'm saying tho

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@GuyWithZen459 one wonders why she hasn't been fired yet

    • @GuyWithZen459
      @GuyWithZen459 3 місяці тому +3

      @@shawklan27 Same man

  • @laked1780
    @laked1780 3 місяці тому +391

    Saying him being British is a design flaw is crazy work😂😂. U low-key right tho...

    • @AlfalfaAccess
      @AlfalfaAccess 3 місяці тому +42

      Or maybe Some Lucky British Scientist got a taste 😂

    • @sarika3689
      @sarika3689 3 місяці тому

      I mean, if an Irish woman gives birth to a British man some shit went majorly fucking wrong

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +28

      nina is british too technically as her dad is womp womp

    • @lllool8404
      @lllool8404 3 місяці тому +18

      @@belosneshkaaaa Aren’t the Willliams family irish?

    • @DarthWall275
      @DarthWall275 Місяць тому +1

      Who won the last war you both had again? Who won a war most recently?

  • @anthonyalston3407
    @anthonyalston3407 3 місяці тому +198

    You’d think with her track record with all 3 main Mishimas they’d stop hiring her to kill the others.

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 місяці тому +12

      "You know what I'll just do it myself."

    • @rushalias8511
      @rushalias8511 3 місяці тому +29

      I think they did.
      Most of them seem to hire her more as a general or leader for the troops. She's the one who basically goes around doing leg work for them and commanding forces.
      At thus point I think she's more a hired merc than an assassin.

  • @Kibzdabibz
    @Kibzdabibz 3 місяці тому +106

    4:16 the fact that you still did the dramatic narration pause before continuing the rant. 🤣

    • @1000tlt
      @1000tlt 3 місяці тому +21

      That shit was so extra 😂

  • @chefvideogame
    @chefvideogame 3 місяці тому +218

    Nina’s last chance is in the DLC story, but I have no doubt in my mind that she’s going 2/15 by the time it gets here.

    • @Shaquille_ONeal
      @Shaquille_ONeal 3 місяці тому +19

      I'm hopeful that she'll be working for Heihachi to reclaim Mishima Zaibatsu

    • @thedarkderp2520
      @thedarkderp2520 3 місяці тому +8

      We all know she's gonna job

    • @chefvideogame
      @chefvideogame Місяць тому +12

      @@thedarkderp2520 Update: She went 2/16. I’m done.

  • @artemisheartemis6480
    @artemisheartemis6480 3 місяці тому +84

    Learning tekken lore in the most funny and entertaining way. God bless bro

  • @HIM_D._GOAT
    @HIM_D._GOAT 3 місяці тому +506

    I just know he gonna be hating like crazy from how he talkin at the beginning

    • @sayedomairsiam6344
      @sayedomairsiam6344 3 місяці тому +91

      He has proof tho

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +87

      LMAOO

    • @PROPAINZERO
      @PROPAINZERO 3 місяці тому

      Right it ain't hating if you speaking facts lol​@@sayedomairsiam6344

    • @grilla4464
      @grilla4464 2 місяці тому +4

      And the hate is justified this girl is trifling and incompetent

  • @productivestruggle9489
    @productivestruggle9489 Місяць тому +16

    4:19 TOP TIER NARRATION

  • @Velindian
    @Velindian 3 місяці тому +77

    That Tekken 4 edit at 3:20 was fire.

    • @GLITCHEDGAMER01
      @GLITCHEDGAMER01 3 місяці тому +14

      I really thought it was real untill 3:49

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer Місяць тому +1

      that bit was so extremely peak

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer Місяць тому +1

      @@GLITCHEDGAMER01 i wish i hadn’t recognised his voice like slightly earlier than that moment it would’ve hit so hard

  • @Niopunk
    @Niopunk 3 місяці тому +91

    Nina's just happy to be here at this point

  • @AtrocitusGR
    @AtrocitusGR 3 місяці тому +84

    Calling it RIGHT NOW she’s gonna be working for Reina next

    • @belias360
      @belias360 3 місяці тому +6

      As soon as she owns her own company, sure 😆

  • @ill_hex8103
    @ill_hex8103 3 місяці тому +103

    She likely kept her reputation by killing nameless people. Like how the Zaibatsu was deadly for x crimes against x people (although we did see some of it).

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 3 місяці тому +24

    That Tekken 4 edit was pure perfection and had me dying 💀💀

  • @Tabletopcloud20
    @Tabletopcloud20 3 місяці тому +154

    This isn't exclusive to Nina herself, but all assassins in fiction. It's really hard to have this top operative work in your story without them killing the main cast too fast. Which is why they're given a cool introduction, whether it be killing off henchman or fighting a main character to a standstill. It makes them look cool without killing off any important characters too early.

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +67

      Yeah i'm fully aware of that phenomenon, many stories share that similarity with tekken where everything and everyone is cast aside in favor the main cast. It's just funny to see how that creates situations like these where a character hasn't really done anything valuable because the writers wont let them, despite as credited and notorious they are advertised to be lol

    • @robbiep.5497
      @robbiep.5497 3 місяці тому +43

      We are 30 years in. I think it's time for her to actually do some work on main characters lmfao

    • @thecrispymaster
      @thecrispymaster 3 місяці тому +16

      Not necessarily all assassins, but certainly protagonist or direct antagonist ones.
      You tend to find that the ones we get to experience as totally competent are neither, and it makes sense really. They are contractors, and aren't going to take out anyone without either a cash incentive or a personal stake in events.

    • @story_marc
      @story_marc 3 місяці тому +20

      All assassins? Tell that to Golgo 13. If Duke Togo is on the job, that character _will_ die by his hand. One guy tried to commit suicide, and Golgo 13 made sure to shoot him as he was falling to his death to make sure _he_ got the kill.

    • @Tabletopcloud20
      @Tabletopcloud20 3 місяці тому +3

      @@story_marc Never heard of him, but he sounds aight

  • @DDRDAIKENKAI
    @DDRDAIKENKAI 3 місяці тому +11

    The Tekken 4 moment was incredibly well done-as was the rest of the video.
    As a Nina main, you're honestly completely right lmfao

  • @ThaRealZapZarbie
    @ThaRealZapZarbie 3 місяці тому +26

    She killed Annas fiancé.
    And after knowing all of this and relizing it...um. I like Anna more. Also, Anna DESERVED more. She was put aside by her own family cause Nina was "better"
    And now I'm at the part where despite everything, Anna tries to help Nina get her memory back...
    *and Nina screws it up* ✨️😍💅
    11:58 😭
    Subscribed.

  • @StramSaturdayDBDBDIB
    @StramSaturdayDBDBDIB 3 місяці тому +61

    This is why ill always stand by what i say. Anna is clearly the better sister, lore and personality wise. Im sick of Harada snubbing Anna from the main cast but they give us dead tired Nina

  • @LekmetZz
    @LekmetZz 3 місяці тому +53

    11:20 bro this part got me weak😭😭 talking about some damn die in silence when she hit him with someonething equivalent of a spirit bomb
    I def gotta get into tekken bro you made my day from that.

  • @00Spiral007
    @00Spiral007 3 місяці тому +30

    The tekken 4 editing was TOP TIER bro. I almost couldn't tell...almost.......I felt the trolling in the VO and it gave it away, but my old ahh was a little confused for a moment.

  • @WarriorV8
    @WarriorV8 3 місяці тому +37

    1:19 Anna’s weave gets snatched in each game she in fr

  • @BerryBabaBear
    @BerryBabaBear 3 місяці тому +21

    So she serve the Mishima family from the grandfather, son, and grandson??
    Girl is passed around between family like a family heirloom 😂😂😂

  • @akaneonfox
    @akaneonfox 3 місяці тому +111

    Bro, she's so bad at her job that Heihachi had to do the work himself .

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 місяці тому +12

      Tbf we are talking about Mishima's where an actual Volcano and Space Laser pretty much pisses them off these days, wtf can a trained assassin even do lol

  • @Cloud-yh5pw
    @Cloud-yh5pw 3 місяці тому +50

    Bro heihachi is a different breed even the creator of tekken couldn't kill him

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 місяці тому +2

      He said recently he DID kill him.
      The DLC Heihachi is def some kind of playable Kazumi in Tekken 7 type of business
      Or like how he is in Smash Bros where he is a spirit that and beats people up.

    • @Cloud-yh5pw
      @Cloud-yh5pw 3 місяці тому +2

      @@newhybrid101 bro he literally was walking out of the volcano what you on about
      Plus he is in the dlc story looks like it

    • @abagaololo
      @abagaololo 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@newhybrid101 If you watched the trailer Heihachi has the chest scar that kazuya gave him in their final battle in T7
      So no he did not die

  • @truesuce_blehh
    @truesuce_blehh 3 місяці тому +137

    at this point harada dont know wtf to do with her AND anna💀

    • @infantkiller64
      @infantkiller64 3 місяці тому

      He doesn't even know what to do with the whole game anymore lol

    • @stevemclovin1566
      @stevemclovin1566 3 місяці тому +46

      That could be said for a lot of characters. Askua for example has not used her putrefaction powers post 5 and instead been hanging around Lilli for the most part.

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 3 місяці тому +50

      Granted any characters that isn't a Mishima Harada and Bamco has no idea what to do with them. Ever since 5 this series lost itself in it's own insanity for the sake of it.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 місяці тому +59

      Dude Harada doesn't know what to do with anyone who isn't a Mishima

    • @Doralga
      @Doralga 3 місяці тому +16

      @@shawklan27 yall crazy you think Harada Know's what he's doing with Mishima's Lars and Lee just exist and do we need to talk about Jinpachi's ghost that can rile up devil powers and not be explained for 20 years
      Harada just throws shit at the wall and just hopes something sticks and so far, nothing has

  • @belosneshkaaaa
    @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +43

    cut my man dragunov some slack he is fighting for his life in the war since years AT A YOUNG AGE lmao, this shit can make you age

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 місяці тому +3

      Nah, it's the T8 graphics that did him dirty. In 5, 6 TTT2 and 7 his skin is rather fair, even with his scars. 8 just makes him look beyond dehydrated

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +1

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola he looked the worst in tekken 7 what are you saying

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 місяці тому

      @@belosneshkaaaa no he didn't? I mean, technically everyone looks their worst in Tekken 7, but Dragunov is definitely not bad there

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola yes he did? everyones hair looked like shit, the skin texture looked like shit, now everything is smooth, if youre not even a dragunov fan DONT TALK TO ME

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 місяці тому +1

      @@belosneshkaaaa dude, in literally all of his appearances pre Tekken 8 he actually looks like a realistic 28 year old, in 8 he's just pale like a vampire with weirdly dry skin. Like, seriously, what happened

  • @KnightLineArtYT
    @KnightLineArtYT 3 місяці тому +6

    Nah that Tekken 4 bit was insanely well done. I fw that.

  • @Stunion_D_Onion
    @Stunion_D_Onion 3 місяці тому +59

    To be fair she was going against the main characters

    • @zay5449
      @zay5449 27 днів тому +2

      It's like being contracted to kill Naruto Minato and Baruto of course your going to fail to plot armor lol

  • @JyundrTheDrip
    @JyundrTheDrip 3 місяці тому +353

    Once again this is why Anna was always the better Williams sister lol

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 3 місяці тому +84

      LOUDER

    • @shahzebhasan9995
      @shahzebhasan9995 3 місяці тому +151

      Hell Yes! Anna tried to bury the hatchet and move on with her life. Nina has been stuck doing the same ice-queen assassin schtick for decades...

    • @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946
      @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946 3 місяці тому

      Brother preach Anna Got me turned on by her🗿😏

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 місяці тому +96

      ​@shahzebhasan9995 it's tragic considering the last we see of Anna she wants to move on to become a family man but Anna decides to to just murk the shit out of her husband IN HER WEDDING CEREMONY. Again why are we supposed to like Nina again?

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 3 місяці тому +7

      1000%

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch 3 місяці тому +7

    I'm telling you the story telling in this vid is *_IMMACULATE_* lmao!!!

  • @theepoopydoodoo
    @theepoopydoodoo 3 місяці тому +16

    What's truly sick is she REALLY IS A TERRIBLE SISTER to Anna. Anna tries to make up with her, and Nina just wants to mess with Anna at every turn.

  • @dforman4770
    @dforman4770 3 місяці тому +39

    Bro just bring back Anna. She does everything Nina does but is actually fun and has a effn personality

  • @nonna0157
    @nonna0157 3 місяці тому +28

    Tbf I’d like to see you try to kill a Mishima

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +24

      Leave It To Me. 👊🏾

  • @iThinkMyNamesBenH
    @iThinkMyNamesBenH 3 місяці тому +65

    To be fair, her failed goals were to assassinate people who survive being blown up, thrown into volcanos, sent into space, shot by magical powers (devil or angel)
    She does kill people who can actually be killed Anna's partner in T7 is an example.

  • @billiejeanmilligan4121
    @billiejeanmilligan4121 3 місяці тому +24

    Ana looks built asf in her models god damn

  • @DarknessIsTheTruth
    @DarknessIsTheTruth 2 місяці тому +8

    If only the amnesia made her forget that she sucks at assassinating.

  • @r3ddr01d7
    @r3ddr01d7 3 місяці тому +9

    3:46 i tough this was legit until the last part

  • @umdadvocate
    @umdadvocate 23 дні тому +2

    If someone’s paying you *over and over* to be terrible at your job-I mean-the hustle cannot be knocked at that point

  • @Mikhail_Malekov935
    @Mikhail_Malekov935 3 місяці тому +75

    she took so Many Ls. but to be fair the targets she's after aren't exactly known to be "Normal", both Jin and Kazuya have devil genes in em, and Heihachi is......well......Heihachi, she would have better success if her target was like Rashid or some gamer from Montana.

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +28

      Very good point - she just has to do a better job of picking her battles, cuz she ends up NEVER finishing her jobs so whether she had a chance in the first place or not she still took the L im afraid

    • @1000tlt
      @1000tlt 3 місяці тому +17

      Rashid would still expose that fraud

    • @nina_4800
      @nina_4800 3 місяці тому

      @@Toonarii which job except Mishimas she didn"t finish, name one? also plot armour for mishimas is unreal and stupid

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nina_4800her problem comes when she still takes jobs about the Mishimas even though she obviously can't fulfill them

  • @rhettoric5796
    @rhettoric5796 3 місяці тому +6

    Love the high effort with Tekken 4 narration

  • @dudunikolaishvili8096
    @dudunikolaishvili8096 3 місяці тому +34

    Ngl I thought that Tekken 4 narration was from the alternate narrator some versions of the game had at first

  • @sourasian4392
    @sourasian4392 3 місяці тому +13

    3:22 this caught me off guard bruh

  • @DevilOfScarlet666
    @DevilOfScarlet666 3 місяці тому +4

    Nah bro. You absolutely got me with that Tekken 4 narration. Peak.

  • @howdoyousayidk
    @howdoyousayidk 3 місяці тому +7

    thanks for going the mile to put music in your descriptions. video game music is mad hard to find on your own, cuz you cant really shazam it or put in lyrics. also tekken 4 was may fav game growing up so i loved the inclusion of 3:20. that was funny as hell. mad luv, dawg

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Місяць тому +3

    That's why Anna is the goat!
    Healthy social life, was about get married, owns an RPG.

  • @SaizenEX
    @SaizenEX 3 місяці тому +26

    I mean, even Agent 47 cannot assassinate The Mishima's XD

    • @JJUNIVERSEALDOMINATION
      @JJUNIVERSEALDOMINATION 3 місяці тому +6

      He would probably do better💀

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 місяці тому +3

      Nina far outscales Agent 47 cause her universe is cartoonish in feats.
      She is like Large Mountain level via power scaling

    • @SaizenEX
      @SaizenEX 3 місяці тому +2

      @@JJUNIVERSEALDOMINATION I'm not sure about that 😂😂

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@newhybrid101 her universe is, she is not
      Then again, doesn't 47 canonically have have bullet time and a homing suitcase?

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 2 місяці тому

      ​@@NiCoNiCoNiColahe can kill people with his suitcase, so he must be hella strong

  • @jozit5094
    @jozit5094 3 місяці тому +3

    That Tekken 4 bit is genuinely outstanding. Peak comedy and a honestly didn't see that coming.

  • @J_Granted
    @J_Granted 3 місяці тому +5

    You was cooking with this vid bruh, very entertaining

  • @Cawe_D
    @Cawe_D 3 місяці тому +7

    Sadly devs failed when writing her story.
    1. She should have never been hired to kill any of the Mishimas, they’re essential to the game and are unkillable
    2. She should’ve had at least one successful mission (Anna’s fiancé is not included it was all off-screen).
    3. Losing to Reina, really? She has guns, knives, speed and still…
    4. Removing Anna from the main storyline. The only thing interesting going on her was Anna and they got rid of her

  • @CHICKENMCMAZINGLICKEN
    @CHICKENMCMAZINGLICKEN 3 місяці тому +5

    Your mic is very good golly

  • @RyomenAyeni225
    @RyomenAyeni225 3 місяці тому +134

    See Nina is preeeety worthless but definitely not as bad as Guile
    He’s not an assassin but he needs to be slandered, how are you gonna let a hobo steal your dub against your arch nemesis repeatedly with no resistance (Ryu doesn’t even know him 😭😭)

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  3 місяці тому +47

      LMAO i need to tap in to street fighter bro

    • @RyomenAyeni225
      @RyomenAyeni225 3 місяці тому +21

      @@Toonarii DW, its lore is just as ridiculous as Tekken (ok not AS ridiculous lmao)

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 3 місяці тому +16

      I mean tbf Bison has been obsessive with Ryu after he beat Sagat that he went after Ken but......That was a long time ago.....

    • @thirdworldrenegade
      @thirdworldrenegade 3 місяці тому +9

      Nina's worse by a country mile. She gets hired to a job and fails repeatedly. In the real world, you'd get fired for that. I know, Tekken isn't rooted in reality, but why do people keep hiring Nina? Guile, on the other hand, just wants to avenge his friend. Sadly, Bison is more powerful than him. That occurs in tons of media. In terms of actually doing his job, with the Air Force, Guile worked his way up the ranks. So, Guile doesn't suck at his job. Weird comparison, I'm sure. LOL!

    • @RyomenAyeni225
      @RyomenAyeni225 3 місяці тому +3

      @@thirdworldrenegade bro…Guile suuuucks
      He barely has any feats to his name, and was basically a glorified side character in Street Fighter V when that should’ve been his story
      The dude was getting stalled by npc henchmen, his ONE goal is to avenge Charlie and when Charlie (after being resurrected) is killed AGAIN he just stands there even after Bison mocks his friend (like no power up, no rage boost my guy literally just stands there)
      Nina gets folded by the Mishima’s which if we know isn’t that much of an L, Guile was being stopped by a Shadaloo NPC 😭😭😭

  • @de_zyy
    @de_zyy 3 місяці тому +4

    FINALLY I BEEN WAITING FOR WEEKS!!! Thank you toonarii

  • @sanctityninja9345
    @sanctityninja9345 3 місяці тому +7

    Can we agree that she cooked with her outfit in 8?

  • @thehunter7391
    @thehunter7391 3 місяці тому +41

    am convinced they hire her for 2 reasons....... yeah

  • @brianmilindi7822
    @brianmilindi7822 3 місяці тому +3

    Just what I needed today. Finally, a UA-camr producing quality content like this even if it hasn’t been the most consistent. Ngl, I got so happy when I found out you uploaded. Keep being the positive, natural, honest person that you are. I’m really excited to see your next video. (Btw I’m 13 and also wanna learn how to make beats too)

  • @net6403
    @net6403 3 місяці тому +20

    that tony snell image will never not be funny bruh 😭😭😭😭

  • @uehyuks
    @uehyuks 3 місяці тому +5

    Never thought there would be a video essay of Nina Williams being a terrible assassin, sister and mother lmao

  • @lillpotato05
    @lillpotato05 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro, I’ve been looking for this clip of Cory eating an ice cube sandwich for the longest of time, you just made my entire week with this video😭

    • @fangirlonfire
      @fangirlonfire 3 місяці тому

      whats the source of that clip?

    • @lillpotato05
      @lillpotato05 3 місяці тому

      @@fangirlonfire sorry bro i still don’t know

  • @Lol-kf4gd
    @Lol-kf4gd 3 місяці тому +9

    That T4 narration is gold💀

  • @ssx47
    @ssx47 2 місяці тому +2

    your tekken voice is therapy

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 2 місяці тому +3

    3:20 the editing HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @marvdabeaf8085
    @marvdabeaf8085 3 місяці тому +1

    You are very funny AND informative AND add all the song in the description, I’m subbing

  • @aaronboi74
    @aaronboi74 3 місяці тому +6

    Toonarii out here moving like prime CoryxKenshin and I’m beyond ecstatic to watch the success unfold 🤝🏾

  • @emojiyav7293
    @emojiyav7293 2 місяці тому +1

    PRAYING that you release the outro song cuz it's fire🔥

  • @XMan2001X
    @XMan2001X 3 місяці тому +8

    Anna needs to get Ultra Instinct already and slap Nina back to Tekken 1.

  • @NomadMonkey396
    @NomadMonkey396 3 місяці тому +1

    Finally someone gets it!! I've been saying that since I started playing tekken back in my single digits. Nina is not only a terrible person, but also at her job.

  • @WebbedManiac
    @WebbedManiac 3 місяці тому +5

    The disadvantages of being an assassin in a fighting game is that the roster for the next game will ALWAYS take priority over your character progression.
    At least in comics, you can actually say that you killed the guy for a while before he resurrected.

  • @iggyiggyiggy3418
    @iggyiggyiggy3418 3 місяці тому +1

    I love your Tekken videos! Seriously good use of Ns theme at 7:19, too. I haven't heard it in forever.

  • @classiccat7783
    @classiccat7783 3 місяці тому +8

    I think this is a classic example of overusing the "powerful character gets destroyed by even more powerful villain for dramatic affect" trope, they wanna show that the villain is powerful so they have them destroy another powerful character but since she is put in that role so often she never really gets to show her strength and thus the effect is lost.

  • @theenigma9947
    @theenigma9947 3 місяці тому +1

    Discovered you because of the horror protagonists video and decided to watch your Tekken videos. You funny af ngl😂. Subbed and can't wait to see more from you

  • @sampsonwatson5927
    @sampsonwatson5927 3 місяці тому +5

    She gotta be a scammer who’s getting paid way too much

  • @SabitoEdits18
    @SabitoEdits18 Місяць тому +2

    Tony Snell catching Strays for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @OSAMA-TRIM
    @OSAMA-TRIM 3 місяці тому +5

    She the embodiment of “if you can’t beat em join em”

  • @MusicianNrd
    @MusicianNrd 3 місяці тому +1

    3:21 Dude, the editing for Tekken 4 is amazing. At first, I thought the narrator is the same one from the actual game, until I realized that it was you doing the narration, along with the compressed audio filter, which somehow blends in with the game incredibly well. Keep up the good work, man.

  • @YoMikeSZN
    @YoMikeSZN 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro these videos be having me hysterically laughing please never stop making these 🤣

  • @HandOn-c40009
    @HandOn-c40009 26 днів тому +1

    telling her to fight heihachi is like telling fisherman to go fist fight a tsunami

  • @EnlightenedLemon
    @EnlightenedLemon 3 місяці тому +9

    Spoilers for the video. I mean it's a fucking comment what'd you expect.
    I really liked what you did with the narrator switcharoo. It was something I hadn't really seen much of before. It's cool.

  • @allmightypixel9770
    @allmightypixel9770 3 місяці тому

    I want to say I initially didn't really find your channel all that appealing. Most of the vids where things people were already discussing. But this one you elevated your editing. And pick a really unique topic. The way you had me engage throughout. This best work. Especially how you keep score.

  • @chiefbeef5590
    @chiefbeef5590 3 місяці тому +6

    0:50 Dont know why this statement was so funny to me

  • @tobiasgonzalez3089
    @tobiasgonzalez3089 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude I loved playing tekken 4 on the PS2 as a kid so seeing you do the “story” reading of just the text with the art in the back was so nostalgic