@@Adotvineshotz81maybe because it's actually a good functioning fighting game that requires skills and fundamentals to actually get anywhere but lorewise I got no idea why we play
Mechanics, Comedy Value, a storyline that straight up doesn't care if it makes sense, multiple protaganists who give zero f**ks and a great game underneath it all. Absolutely amazing game and will forever hold a special place in my heart
Yoshi's lore is pretty sick. Technically Yoshimitsu is the sword itseld and not the person, and Yoshimitsu is a title that the strongest person in the Manji Clan gets because the katana is cursed. Also explains why yoshimitsu gets a different fit everytime, because it is a different person every time.
Kuma is the only son heihachi wanted. That will never stop being funny. That and the only other person he likes is Xiao. No, really, he trained a panda the same way he trained kuma and gave it to her.
Wrestlers especially from Mexico never break character, they are the wrestler when wearing the mask. Its traditional and must never be broken, Kayfabe i think is the term they made for it.
AFAIK "kayfabe" originates in the very early days of US pro wrestling - think pre-WW2 or so - when it slowly evolved out of the older "catch-as-catch-can" strongman wrestling scene associated with circuses and similar itinerant entertainers. Nobody's really sure of the etymology tho. Used to be a pretty hardcore thing outside Mexico too, like "your family legit thinks the feuds with other wrestlers are real" level hardcore, but that had started crumbling by like the Nineties and the Internet pretty much killed it off for good. Sceptical but still entertained watchers have been around from the get go ofc.
13:59 no, bro. The more you think about Heihachi killing and or abandoning everyone he's ever loved, it only makes the fact that he loves and is happy around Kuma even more wholesome 🥲
5:36 King I's character and lore is based on a real life mexican catholic priest who got in the ring to fund an orphanage, look up Fray Tormenta. He also inspired Nacho Libre.
Okay, but can we talk about Kazuya straight-up renouncing his Japanese nationality? He really said fuck the entire human race as a whole and meant it. 💀
Jun and Kazuya met because she was protesting and fighting against his company’s use of animals as weapons (Roger and Alex). They would later enter a relationship and Jun gave birth to Jin. So basically, we wouldn’t have the entire current Tekken storyline if it weren’t for a kangaroo and a velociraptor with boxing gloves.
And weirdly enough, the velociraptor is never brought up again. It's funny, as if somehow "there's a boxing velociraptor" might have been too much even for Tekken
And stupidly enough, rojer jr got banned because some dumb activist rights demand the developers said its ruining the animals rights and its too violant. Like bitch kangaroos kick
The meditation moves from yoshimitsu suppose to heal you, you should had included the move where he stabs himself and kills himself but if he hits you is 1 hit ko
I don't know what Harada or whatever Tekken Devs thinking when they decided to include a Seppyku moves on Yoshimitsu, but I bless them with all my heart because that shit is mad goofy as fuck
That’s kind of what i was aiming for going into this, but then again somebody said they knew nothing about Tekken, and finished this video somehow knowing even less 💀
I study East Asian languages at my university, specifically Japanese. It happens a lot that I talk to other people, and we either use each other's languages or practice whichever language we are studying. We always point out that "it looks like Tekken".
Never forget that these fighters from all over the world speak different languages and they understand each other like it’s Tuesday. I guess they took Duolingo lessons along the way.
15:10 i think thats a translation fuck up or something lol it probably means to say “sore losers” but poor losers still kinda works its just someone who takes losses poorly at the end of the day, i highly doubt that yoshi hates poor people since it contradicts his whole point of being like robin hood lol
i personally think that tekken isnt almost the perfect blend of serious and silly i think it IS the perfect blend 7:06 steve fox is genetically irish, was born in japan, but was raised in england pretty goofy
And I'm pretty sure he lives in America post T4. Also, we don't know who's "gene" was used to impregnate Nina, for all we could know Steve is another baby of Heihachi's
I remember as a kid my friend told me to play tekken with him and i remember being confused as hell whenever there was a cutscene. After watching this video now i know why lmao🤣
I'll never get over the fact that Yoshimitsu is a main roster character for Tekken *and* Soulcalibur. He makes more sense as a Soulcalibur character, given that he fights with a sword, but Yoshimitsu was already in Tekken 1, 2, and 3 before he first appeared in Soulcalibur.
possible, we dont know anything about their relationship so i cant speak for it, it's pretty funny that it took this long to find out he had yet another illegitimate child from the lores standpoint
I'm guessing Alisa is programmed to speak all languages but was created for the Mishima Zaibatsu so they properly just set her language to Japanese. and Lars worked for the Tekken force for a very long time and properly found it easier to just use Japanese with them and kept doing it
But then it begs the question, why would Lars speak Japanese if the language barrier doesn't exist? Because in Eddy Gordo's prologue in Tekken 6, he joins the Tekken Force and he's not shown to speak Japanese at all, and he starts speaking Portuguese by Tag 2.
The funny thing is, Jepetto Boskanovich, creator of Alisa and a Russian, was playable in Tekken Tag 2 and had Russian voice actor speak perfect Russian
I love how Paul and Marshel went from these extremely respected and admired martial arts masters in Tekken 1-2-3 to becoming the class clowns of the franchise. Paul is as dumb as a bag of doorknobs while Marshel is borderline pathetisad cook.
Bro your editing is superb and if I'm being real I love these videos because they feel like hood fight recaps that youtube has an epidemic of rn but better in almost every way, respect to those channels but these type of videos clear in everyway, imo.
If I'm not wrong it's a thing in Tekken 1. The Manji Clan stole money from Ganryu, while Yoshimitsu was distracting everyone by being a part of the tournament. For whatever reason, Ganryu was a bad guy in the old Tekken games and there's literally 0 explanation why
Speaking of Heihachi: The original reason of "throwing kazuya off a cliff to see if he's worthy" is still sorta canon, since the prologue of tekken 6 is reused in tekken 8 with some new additions (t6-t7 summary). Now it's like kazuya has one side of it, and heihachi has another side to it.
The stanky ahh breath that armor king does is a reference to a move done by various japanese wrestlers, i belive keiji muto did it but im not sure but i've seen it before, in the game it looks like gass but irl they spit liquid on the oponents face
ahh gotcha i def did take note of king/armor kings inspiratons and references to real life wrestlers, it makes them feel so real. despite them substituting normal human communication for growling
I also like how nobody talks about these weird auras and magic abilities that like half of the characters can use. People just sort of accepted that Kazuya can turn into a devil but nobody was like “was that a fucking laser that shot down that satellite? From his forehead?”
No they do explain it most cases. Pretty much the lazer is the combination of of Devil powers and Hiehachi's lighting or least thats how I always saw it.
@@curlydolltv If you can't comprehend a basic af mechanic, don't claim that the game doesn't make sense. No it makes sense, you're just mentally challenged. That's the reality. If being a nerd means using my eyeballs and my brain, sure. Better than being mentally challenged, guessing that's more your speed.
I dunno if you knew this but Yoshimitsu is basically just the sword getting passed down between each new head of the clan which is why he's so different each game. Really cool imo
Nuh uh, there's always been only two Yoshimitsus (the dudes). One in Soul Calibur, the other in Tekken. Yoshimitsu in Tekken 8 is the same dude since Tekken 1
@@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn the guy literally has beef with Ganryu and Bryan since the 90s Also, can't really be reincarnated in the new leader since half the clan kinda died in T5
I knew nothing about Tekken and now I somehow know even less after watching this. BUT I was so excited when the trailer for Azucena dropped. Seeing Peruvian representation made me so happy. Still not gonna play cause I'm not into fighting games, but she makes me kick my feet and giggle
"somehow i know even less after watching this" LMAOOO if im being fr tho the representation aspect of tekken is one of my favorite things about it as well. im not peruvian but am still latino so i love that for yall lol. they also have mexican and brazillian folk, it's really cool to see
Tekken's a fighting game franchise about a family dynasty known as the Mishimas. At first it used to be just two, which were Heihachi and Hehachi's son, Kazuya. Now get this, Kazuya has beef with Heihachi for plenty of reasons, with the big one being explained in Tekken 7 (his mom got merked by Hehachi.) 2 games later we get introduced to Kazuya's son Jin, and Kazuya's out of the picture for some reason, so his wife, Jun (who was introduced in the second game) takes care of him for most of his life and one day gets merked by a nigga named Ogre. This causes Jin to run to the tournament to meet with Heihachi. Long story short Heihachi and Jin got some beef, Jin whoops Heihachi's ass, and dips and that's when Kazuya suddenly returns for Tekken 4. I ain't gonna continue the rest of this.
You said more than enough, buddy just needs to cop some of the recent games or just watch some UA-cam videos for the rest of the lore. The only problems i have with the story are the retcons. The retcons ruin shit smh
I love Azu's fighting style until i hear her lore, like really with that happy enthusiastic personality, join the villains all because of fucking coffee?!?!? Like they really protaying this character as all the cafe's business in a nutshell.
16:53 OK so here's some fun tekken lore the reason they put akuma in 7 as far as I know is because technically akuma started out as a tekken character but was eventually put into street fighter instead but that might not be 100% accurate I heard thus back when tekken 7 was still releasing characters
Fun fact canonically heihachis lightning genetically causes that male pattern baldness that he is but the devil gene negates it which is the plot of tekken tag tournament 1
I think the reason why the Tekken 3 King look is so dope is - it’s like his training day off so casual workout clothes but there ain’t no days off from being KING!!! 🐆👑☝️
6:48 vid might be more fucked up that intended. Roos who got regular beef with dingos are sometimes on-sight with dogs and figured out if they swim out and either's dumb enough to chase em, they body and hold em underwater to drown em.
To add on to King II, lets not forget that man was puttin Paul, Xiaoyu and Jin in a blender in Tekken:Bloodline THAT MAN IS THE GOAT. I mean yeah he aint win the tournament cause plot but i aint gunna ignore the hands he put on them.
Paul in Tekken 3 Would actually wreck King in that Point in Time. He was Very Strong in Both Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament ( Both Arcade and Console)
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Why is this Paul So Old in the Tekken Bloodline Anime? In Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament He doesn't Look That Old and Heck Tekken 8 Paul Doesn't Look That Old Either.
@@hurricane7727 he's not actually that old, I'm pretty sure he's around the same age as Kazuya. Bandai Namco just decided to make him a boomer in the anime
Bruh this dude can make any video and make that shit entering, like mf I don’t know nun about tekken and told me some insane lore ONG, respect and keep you tube
what i love about Yoshimitsu is that he's in more than just Tekken. if i recall correctly, he's also in Soul Caliber and looks different in those games too. also i remember Revolution. mained Lars in that game.
Got to be one of the funniest videos I seen in a minute. Revolution was a gem but would’ve been more popular if it was an extra mode in Tekken Tag Tournament 2. Keep it up bro bro.
Tekken really just... you know... it's...
Yeah I've got nothing except it's just Tekken 😭
And that's ALL it's gotta be.
To me, this just supports my theory that 'Someone was high while they wrote Tekken lore.
DUDE JACK 8 ??? WHAT DID HE EAT ??
Bro is fluent in Yapanese
@@sesh517its 2 sentences you brainrot
We know. We just continue to play anyways.
Real.
Of course, we love playing it and don’t know why
@@Adotvineshotz81maybe because it's actually a good functioning fighting game that requires skills and fundamentals to actually get anywhere but lorewise I got no idea why we play
@@Adotvineshotz81mechanics my guy. Mechanics.
Mechanics, Comedy Value, a storyline that straight up doesn't care if it makes sense, multiple protaganists who give zero f**ks and a great game underneath it all. Absolutely amazing game and will forever hold a special place in my heart
King II : *Growls*
Armor King II : *Growls* ( *Edgy Version* )
Craig Marduk : " Don't lie to me👿"
Me : " Lil bro what💀"
😂 your too much but for real
I remember my mother looking at me weird when she walked in.😭🙏
I'd look at you weird if you commented this with a straight face gng 💔@@Melvinfloatsintheair
That King/Marduk scene will NEVER fail to mess me up 😂😂
*Growl.. Roar*
"DON'T LIE TO ME 😠"
💀💀
😂😂😂
that ending is classic along with julia ending in T3😂 comedy gold
@@sakashimayokoshimahapofusagari i forgot her ending. Going to re-watch it right now. 🏃♀️
Growl
Yoshi's lore is pretty sick. Technically Yoshimitsu is the sword itseld and not the person, and Yoshimitsu is a title that the strongest person in the Manji Clan gets because the katana is cursed. Also explains why yoshimitsu gets a different fit everytime, because it is a different person every time.
Believe it or not as far as im aware in the mainline games only 2 people have been yoshimitsu. And then there is the soul calibur version
its only ever been 1 persom maybe 2, it was a samurai who was rescued like robocop "we can rebuild him" @peeqo
theres 2
yoshi 1 n 2 is 1
and rest are 2nd yoshi
and Yoshi is both the sword and the person.
its like a title thing
They've all had the same mechanical arm?
@@Yesnaught yes
Bro took "poor losers" as broke people and not sore losers
To be fair, I have almost never heard another American refer to someone who takes losing badly as anything but a sore loser.
Psst, someone tell this man to get the joke because it is clearly missing him by a country mile.
If it was a joke, that's a shit ass joke.
@@YaGirlGumptionnah it’s funny, funnier than jokes people actually try for
I feel Tekken is like if you combined a fighting game with a weirdest fever dream ever
Lmfaooooooooo facts
Yeah, it's all over the place but we love it
Fever Dream + Family Feud Drama inviting other people to see their family feud drama
Nah, you could sum that up for pretty much every other fighting game though. Specifically some shit like Tobal though.
Tekken lore is weirder than Darkstalkers, and that's a fighting game about literal monsters
Kuma is the only son heihachi wanted. That will never stop being funny. That and the only other person he likes is Xiao. No, really, he trained a panda the same way he trained kuma and gave it to her.
Even agreed to make her an amusement park and sent her to his upper class school.
Does he ever give a reason as to why he likes her that much? Maybe he been wanting a daughter this entire time 😂
@@JAHIDxJDXiao knows how to fight
The fact that the only thing Heihachi loves like family is a bear kills me. 💀
Yup you see it in Kumas Tekken Tag Tournament Ending. Heihachi actually Smiling
The Heihachi sons must be training that hell sweep cause they know if they can’t hit that shit smoother than a bear they’ve got nothing to live for.
Heihachi I think just loves animals in general, given the way Pikachu in Pokken also has EWGF.
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Reina likely too
It's Heihachi
Wrestlers especially from Mexico never break character, they are the wrestler when wearing the mask. Its traditional and must never be broken, Kayfabe i think is the term they made for it.
AFAIK "kayfabe" originates in the very early days of US pro wrestling - think pre-WW2 or so - when it slowly evolved out of the older "catch-as-catch-can" strongman wrestling scene associated with circuses and similar itinerant entertainers. Nobody's really sure of the etymology tho.
Used to be a pretty hardcore thing outside Mexico too, like "your family legit thinks the feuds with other wrestlers are real" level hardcore, but that had started crumbling by like the Nineties and the Internet pretty much killed it off for good. Sceptical but still entertained watchers have been around from the get go ofc.
I have never in my whole life heard a bigger self-contradiction than "there is nothing wrong with him he's just British"
LMFAO
somebody: "it's okay to insult people, as long as you do it in a British accent"
"its ok to insult people innit, as long as fam does it in a bri'ish accent blood"
Whats a British accent?@@James-wd9ib
13:59 no, bro. The more you think about Heihachi killing and or abandoning everyone he's ever loved, it only makes the fact that he loves and is happy around Kuma even more wholesome 🥲
The devs and the writers, were COOKING some fine cuisine throughout the series. But I won't lie, there ain't a mere morsel of logic in the series.
there really isnt, but i love that for them lmfaoo
emphasis on "were" T6 and 7 story was trash
@@MsMvscT6 and T7 is like when you let devs and writers in the kitchen for too long
5:36 King I's character and lore is based on a real life mexican catholic priest who got in the ring to fund an orphanage, look up Fray Tormenta. He also inspired Nacho Libre.
Okay, but can we talk about Kazuya straight-up renouncing his Japanese nationality? He really said fuck the entire human race as a whole and meant it. 💀
Yeah, that’s crazy. Kazuya really taking the demon role seriously 😅
LMFAOOOO
Bro is strait up Dracula now
Heihachi was not Japanese either. In Tekken Tag Manual it states he was Denied by the Japanese Government.
Followed by "Now come on down and sign up for my fighting tournament!"
11:03 so we're not gonna talk about Jin just casually rocking Wolverine's drip right here?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
Jun and Kazuya met because she was protesting and fighting against his company’s use of animals as weapons (Roger and Alex). They would later enter a relationship and Jun gave birth to Jin.
So basically, we wouldn’t have the entire current Tekken storyline if it weren’t for a kangaroo and a velociraptor with boxing gloves.
And weirdly enough, the velociraptor is never brought up again. It's funny, as if somehow "there's a boxing velociraptor" might have been too much even for Tekken
And stupidly enough, rojer jr got banned because some dumb activist rights demand the developers said its ruining the animals rights and its too violant. Like bitch kangaroos kick
Imagine a girl protesting your company so you put a baby in her.
Kaz is wild.
@@juniorjunior5884 he must have god-level rizz
@@NIDELLANEUM I’m still rooting for ma boy to come back 🦖🥊
Also don’t forget he raised Panda. He gave Panda to Xiaoyu
The meditation moves from yoshimitsu suppose to heal you, you should had included the move where he stabs himself and kills himself but if he hits you is 1 hit ko
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVE FUCKK
The ultimate flex was to HaraKiri and still win
I don't know what Harada or whatever Tekken Devs thinking when they decided to include a Seppyku moves on Yoshimitsu, but I bless them with all my heart because that shit is mad goofy as fuck
13:40 he treats his children like garbage, runs a ruthless company and overthrows his son and gets overthrown just because of a bear!?!?!?
I like the idea that this video helps newcomers understand the whole series more than as actual Tekken lore videos in a nutshell 😂
That’s kind of what i was aiming for going into this, but then again somebody said they knew nothing about Tekken, and finished this video somehow knowing even less 💀
I study East Asian languages at my university, specifically Japanese. It happens a lot that I talk to other people, and we either use each other's languages or practice whichever language we are studying. We always point out that "it looks like Tekken".
your editing and humor/commentary is what always keeps me coming back no matter what the topic of the video is
Never forget that these fighters from all over the world speak different languages and they understand each other like it’s Tuesday. I guess they took Duolingo lessons along the way.
Yoshi really is a warframe lmao
fr
His design in 7 is deadass the most Warframe he's gotten.
I didn't know I needed to hear it
Can't wait for Yoshimitsu prime, available for Grandmaster founders of Tekken 9 only.
@brother_sothoth oh you talking Excalibur prime? Yea nah only one person has that
18:27 since Armor King is a wrestler this is supposed to symbolize the 'poison mist' that some japanese wrestlers use in their matches
I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS SHIT IS BOUTTA GO VIRAL MAKE THIS A SERIES
my favorite thing about yoshimitzu, is that he is canonically a decendant of the yoshimitzu from the soul calibur games
Man, Tekken is wild. Bro made an entire video about the most batshit parts of the lore and he didn’t even mention the literal dinosaur fighter.
Gon omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@THEDOORIZCLOSEDdude it's wild I can literally say "no not that talking dinasour, the other one"
@@anthonym9977 im weak😂😂😂😂😂
Let's not forgot that same Dinosaur has a move where he just farts... Just farts lol
18:01 gotta be my favorite part of the vid. Rewinding the dunk just to play it twice had me dying💀💀
The only child Heihachi cares about is his baby boy KUMA 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻❤️❤️❤️😘💅💎
15:10 i think thats a translation fuck up or something lol it probably means to say “sore losers” but poor losers still kinda works its just someone who takes losses poorly at the end of the day, i highly doubt that yoshi hates poor people since it contradicts his whole point of being like robin hood lol
i personally think that tekken isnt almost the perfect blend of serious and silly
i think it IS the perfect blend
7:06 steve fox is genetically irish, was born in japan, but was raised in england
pretty goofy
And I'm pretty sure he lives in America post T4. Also, we don't know who's "gene" was used to impregnate Nina, for all we could know Steve is another baby of Heihachi's
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Hes bare minimum half irish because nina
1:14 i’m a stern believer that all of the characters read the subtitles aswell
I remember as a kid my friend told me to play tekken with him and i remember being confused as hell whenever there was a cutscene. After watching this video now i know why lmao🤣
I'll never get over the fact that Yoshimitsu is a main roster character for Tekken *and* Soulcalibur. He makes more sense as a Soulcalibur character, given that he fights with a sword, but Yoshimitsu was already in Tekken 1, 2, and 3 before he first appeared in Soulcalibur.
I mean too be fair reina was likely raised by heihachi in secret and was likely trained by him as a back up
possible, we dont know anything about their relationship so i cant speak for it, it's pretty funny that it took this long to find out he had yet another illegitimate child from the lores standpoint
@@Toonarii She was acting like him out the most of the other kids and plus she got the mishima zaibatsu logo on her chair
That might be the case, if it weren't for the fact that Kuma's Heihachi's favorite child. For all I know, he'll give the company over to the bear.
@@NayrAnur yeah but he failed but it is clear reina will continue heihachi’s legacy from now on with Kuma as her bodyguard
@@NayrAnurto be fair she can be a second favorite. I mean he didn’t do the honored tradition of throwing her into a volcano or shoot her.
4:04 "don't lie to me" is hilarious
I'm guessing Alisa is programmed to speak all languages but was created for the Mishima Zaibatsu so they properly just set her language to Japanese. and Lars worked for the Tekken force for a very long time and properly found it easier to just use Japanese with them and kept doing it
It'd make sense in Alisa's case. Doc B. doesn't skimp when he makes things.
But then it begs the question, why would Lars speak Japanese if the language barrier doesn't exist? Because in Eddy Gordo's prologue in Tekken 6, he joins the Tekken Force and he's not shown to speak Japanese at all, and he starts speaking Portuguese by Tag 2.
@@louisthomas2776it doesn’t make sense, it never will
@@louisthomas2776 He's Heihachi's blood, thats always what I chawked it up to
@@yamanu2221 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that if you are a Mishima by blood or by law, you WILL speak Japanese.
Everyone in Tekken understands each other because they just read the subtitles
The funny thing is, Jepetto Boskanovich, creator of Alisa and a Russian, was playable in Tekken Tag 2 and had Russian voice actor speak perfect Russian
Also Playable in Tekken3. In his Intro He says ' This is the power of Science.' In Russian.
I love how Paul and Marshel went from these extremely respected and admired martial arts masters in Tekken 1-2-3 to becoming the class clowns of the franchise.
Paul is as dumb as a bag of doorknobs while Marshel is borderline pathetisad cook.
Bro your editing is superb and if I'm being real I love these videos because they feel like hood fight recaps that youtube has an epidemic of rn but better in almost every way, respect to those channels but these type of videos clear in everyway, imo.
10:57 this shi had so so off guard broooooo 😭😭
15:05 talking about dislikes, wtf did Ganyru do lol. I don’t even remember them interacting. He just caught a stray😂
LMAOO
If I'm not wrong it's a thing in Tekken 1. The Manji Clan stole money from Ganryu, while Yoshimitsu was distracting everyone by being a part of the tournament. For whatever reason, Ganryu was a bad guy in the old Tekken games and there's literally 0 explanation why
@@NiCoNiCoNiColaso they robbed him, and he still makes the dislike list? That makes me more confused on what he did besides having stealable income 😂
@@TheSanndwichh I mean he was a criminal though
19:25 the best version of the move is literally the one Pikachu does in Pokken with his tail 😂😭
didn’t know anything about tekken but I’m glad I watched this, you make it sound super interesting😭
It's interesting enough at base.
1:45 Fun Fact: This is Isshin Chiba. Jin's voice actor for his entire existence speaking english
Speaking of Heihachi: The original reason of "throwing kazuya off a cliff to see if he's worthy" is still sorta canon, since the prologue of tekken 6 is reused in tekken 8 with some new additions (t6-t7 summary). Now it's like kazuya has one side of it, and heihachi has another side to it.
18:53 this move (meditation) heals yoshimitsu there is another variantion of this move (standing variantion)
The stanky ahh breath that armor king does is a reference to a move done by various japanese wrestlers, i belive keiji muto did it but im not sure but i've seen it before, in the game it looks like gass but irl they spit liquid on the oponents face
ahh gotcha
i def did take note of king/armor kings inspiratons and references to real life wrestlers, it makes them feel so real. despite them substituting normal human communication for growling
@@Toonarii when I was a kid I dead ass thought they were some kind of furry/not human since there were other animals so it didt seemed out of place
Bruh that intermission shit goes hard man is actually a genius
Heihachi just like one person besides himself and is a random Chinese girl who want an Amusement Park, I love him for that.
I mean, that girl was like 15 and beat the shit out of about 10 trained bodyguards. If there's anything Heihachi respects it's strength
How badly I wish to be in the room where they pitch this shit, I'd be clapping at everything
Bryan fury crazy ass out here just throwing hands with everyone he sees
11:09 by far the funniest part!💀
Crap and 1:21 that part.
original video?
14:16
I also like how nobody talks about these weird auras and magic abilities that like half of the characters can use. People just sort of accepted that Kazuya can turn into a devil but nobody was like “was that a fucking laser that shot down that satellite? From his forehead?”
No they do explain it most cases. Pretty much the lazer is the combination of of Devil powers and Hiehachi's lighting or least thats how I always saw it.
Every character has Ki.
"KI CHARGE" has been in Tekken forever, wtf do you think "Ki" means?
@@rainofkhandaq6678not everyone is a tekken nerd dude u getting mad when u need to get outside and live life
@@curlydolltv If you can't comprehend a basic af mechanic, don't claim that the game doesn't make sense.
No it makes sense, you're just mentally challenged. That's the reality.
If being a nerd means using my eyeballs and my brain, sure. Better than being mentally challenged, guessing that's more your speed.
I dunno if you knew this but Yoshimitsu is basically just the sword getting passed down between each new head of the clan which is why he's so different each game. Really cool imo
Nuh uh, there's always been only two Yoshimitsus (the dudes). One in Soul Calibur, the other in Tekken. Yoshimitsu in Tekken 8 is the same dude since Tekken 1
@@NiCoNiCoNiColahuh. Kinda assumed both. He's reincarnated in each leader...
@@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn the guy literally has beef with Ganryu and Bryan since the 90s
Also, can't really be reincarnated in the new leader since half the clan kinda died in T5
It is ALWAYS a good day when Ari uploads.
10:51 that’s my main in every tekken game so I’m on your side
I knew nothing about Tekken and now I somehow know even less after watching this. BUT I was so excited when the trailer for Azucena dropped. Seeing Peruvian representation made me so happy. Still not gonna play cause I'm not into fighting games, but she makes me kick my feet and giggle
"somehow i know even less after watching this" LMAOOO
if im being fr tho the representation aspect of tekken is one of my favorite things about it as well. im not peruvian but am still latino so i love that for yall lol. they also have mexican and brazillian folk, it's really cool to see
Tekken's a fighting game franchise about a family dynasty known as the Mishimas. At first it used to be just two, which were Heihachi and Hehachi's son, Kazuya.
Now get this, Kazuya has beef with Heihachi for plenty of reasons, with the big one being explained in Tekken 7 (his mom got merked by Hehachi.)
2 games later we get introduced to Kazuya's son Jin, and Kazuya's out of the picture for some reason, so his wife, Jun (who was introduced in the second game) takes care of him for most of his life and one day gets merked by a nigga named Ogre.
This causes Jin to run to the tournament to meet with Heihachi. Long story short Heihachi and Jin got some beef, Jin whoops Heihachi's ass, and dips and that's when Kazuya suddenly returns for Tekken 4.
I ain't gonna continue the rest of this.
You said more than enough, buddy just needs to cop some of the recent games or just watch some UA-cam videos for the rest of the lore. The only problems i have with the story are the retcons. The retcons ruin shit smh
@@TheNadroj10 On my life
I love Azu's fighting style until i hear her lore, like really with that happy enthusiastic personality, join the villains all because of fucking coffee?!?!? Like they really protaying this character as all the cafe's business in a nutshell.
If Tekken ever made sense I would actually hate it. Keep Tekken insane.
That speed clip cracked me up
The demo for 8 is out, i haven't touched the story cus ion want anything randomly stopped, but jin having half of his devil moveset in base is fire
Look man we stopped questioning the weird stuff a LONG time ago now we just roll with it
16:53 OK so here's some fun tekken lore the reason they put akuma in 7 as far as I know is because technically akuma started out as a tekken character but was eventually put into street fighter instead but that might not be 100% accurate I heard thus back when tekken 7 was still releasing characters
But how? Tekken is Namco and Street fighter is Capcom.
Lars works in a Japanese company and lives in Japan. Alisa was made to be jins robot so she speaks jins language.
He's also..... Half JAPANESE
@@rainofkhandaq6678 ehhhh raised by his mother though
@@parrisxsummers And then joined his family's business who are japanese
@@rainofkhandaq6678 yeap.
10:50 i clapped through...
I think a story about the bare avenging the old man would me fire
18:08 3 if you count jinpachi being possessed in Tekken 5
Fun fact canonically heihachis lightning genetically causes that male pattern baldness that he is but the devil gene negates it which is the plot of tekken tag tournament 1
u fr?
@@curlydolltv thats canon
Tag 2 actually but that’s true
@@thatperson1009 thank you
Isn't all of TT2 not canon though lmao
I think the reason why the Tekken 3 King look is so dope is - it’s like his training day off so casual workout clothes but there ain’t no days off from being KING!!! 🐆👑☝️
Adult Swim really inspired a lot of the creatives of this generation and I'm here for it.
7:01 "lose the attitude bro you not like that...!!"😠
Editing is crazy. Insane work. Goated video
Man im addicted to your editing
Kuma the 2nd has been on the team from day 1 of his arrival. Respect on his name.
19:18 They literally breakin they backs
You are one of the funniest and realist content creators ever and I insta watch your shit. Never change, you have perfected your shit ALREADY
6:48 vid might be more fucked up that intended. Roos who got regular beef with dingos are sometimes on-sight with dogs and figured out if they swim out and either's dumb enough to chase em, they body and hold em underwater to drown em.
20:43 i thought you were about to bring up how these goddamn DEMONS are about to be in this game😭😭😭
Yujiro vs Heihachi is going to be hype
I never knew the series was THIS WILD
Also dark ressurection was what brought me into this franchise
Mokujjn was my main 🪵
This video is a masterpiece dude! As a Tekken fan, it really is dark and goofy yet fun.
To add on to King II, lets not forget that man was puttin Paul, Xiaoyu and Jin in a blender in Tekken:Bloodline THAT MAN IS THE GOAT. I mean yeah he aint win the tournament cause plot but i aint gunna ignore the hands he put on them.
Paul in Tekken 3 Would actually wreck King in that Point in Time. He was Very Strong in Both Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament ( Both Arcade and Console)
@@hurricane7727in the games: Paul beat everyone, but Jin and True Ogre, but Bloodline is a separate canon where he's this old guy
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Weird because Paul Isn't that old In Tekken 3
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Why is this Paul So Old in the Tekken Bloodline Anime? In Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament He doesn't Look That Old and Heck Tekken 8 Paul Doesn't Look That Old Either.
@@hurricane7727 he's not actually that old, I'm pretty sure he's around the same age as Kazuya. Bandai Namco just decided to make him a boomer in the anime
Yeah, Akuma was on pause for a good minute he should’ve been popped Heihachi after he shot Jin.
Not even a Tekken fan but the narration and the editing, man, I have to sub. 😂
Tekken isn't perfect by any means but it's my favorite game franchise regardless. Been my favorite since I was a kid so I love it to death
That segue was smooth af and you earnt that like
Bruh this dude can make any video and make that shit entering, like mf I don’t know nun about tekken and told me some insane lore ONG, respect and keep you tube
I like the no Language Barrier thing. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a use of suspension of disbelief. Cool shit.
Main story of Tekken is just daddy issues and family drama
Also I love the no language barriers in Tekken 😭🙏
It’s crazy how nice the intermission was lol this was such a great video
I know this gonna blow up, great job man, got me laughing every time.
My father has finally delivered, I used to pray for times like this
what i love about Yoshimitsu is that he's in more than just Tekken. if i recall correctly, he's also in Soul Caliber and looks different in those games too.
also i remember Revolution. mained Lars in that game.
Got to be one of the funniest videos I seen in a minute. Revolution was a gem but would’ve been more popular if it was an extra mode in Tekken Tag Tournament 2. Keep it up bro bro.
You gotta do more fighting game videos! This one was nicely put together frfr. You make alotnof good points too. Keep this up
Another Thing about Yoshimitsu is he's Also In every single Soulcalibur game Bro is literally Handling Jobs 2 different universes
They didn't build the tower of Babel in this universe...
I love this video and your energy my dude XD