Marcin Daniec is a legend of Polish cabaret. I love his monologues. Returning to football, I have to admit that I love watching matches and my husband and son not so much. Maybe it's strange but as a woman I like watching all combat sports except boxing and kingboxing.
In 2002, the Polish national team took part in the championship again after 16 years. Therefore, hopes were high for success. They ignored South Korea and that's why we lost to them. Portugal showed us what modern football is. At the end, we mobilized for the match against the USA and defeated them. Edyta Górniak sang the Polish National Anthem in a style and tempo as if she were singing the US national anthem.
Daniec's stories are the best... Little bad that here you've got shorter version without finale... when "3 days later man is calling to his mother-in-law and then wife to apology"... and try to show situation different way and beg "Babe, your starving doggy want a treat... what?... No! I won't be barking." It's total change of roles who is badass now. His 30 minutes monologe (variant version don't have full story, but mixed will get this 30 minutes (without replays), ussualy it about 20 minutes) (as he said several times when he memorising earlies years) "about Andrzej Gołota fight that lasted 90 seconds" is best one, you must find it.
Was that the one that ended with "Pusia? Psygarnij Klopka"? I chose this one because of the very energetic performance and good crowd reactions, adding to the experience
@@Pan_Damjanek As Marcin Daniec have many versions of stories, everyone has favourite. For me, this one with begging wife to return was better as it make good twist with change from badass to bagging at the end... That doesn't mean this one was bad. Just in my opinion this part with apology for wife is good connection between "mood" of badass story, this twist at the end and then encore like this one. It's just like with Golota Fight story. Some like from HBO Stand Up where was added part with ordering drink in club, some prefer version from Marzenia Marcina Dańca when introduction to fight was longer=
This is his 2003 performance. He's active since about '84. By 2003 he was pretty much a legend already. In Poland he would be referred to as "cabaret solist" (solista kabaretowy), but let's be honest, this is stand up, before stand up existed in Poland.
Marcin Daniec has been on the scene since the 90s, he is already a big brand as a comedian. 11:08 Not everyone may know that Engel is Jerzy Engel, former coach of the Polish national football team.
Rob, that comedy was written 22 years ago ;) Some things were change in humor also. BTW about this "dwarfs" it wasn't say something against them height. Daniec taliking about media hype before mundial - media doing that all the times - in every fricking newspapers, tv and radiostations "Poland for sure go out from the group, in 1/4 finals they will beat for sure another team, propably they will have some problem in 1/2 finals but they are so good that propably still will win, "so the question is witgh which one team we will paly in finals?" And then mundial starting and - opening game - lose, game for everything - lose, ane game for a honour - usually tie or litltle win. Before the last game in Poland we usually says "No to jeszcze tylko wpierdol i wakacje" ;)
I guess today some of his jokes might be seen a bit offensive and "incorrect" or basically a bit outdated. However, the true depth of Daniec performances is a high dose of self-irony and making fun of our national complexes. And he really used to do it brilliantly. Besides, the chemistry between him and the crowd was always legendary.
How is your progress in Polish? Did you know that Matty Cash from Aston Villa plays in our national team? He is a native Englishman but has Polish roots. As do many Polish citizens in England. For saying: " Cześć. Witaj na kanale. Mam na na imię Rob. Jestem z Anglii" you get a thumbs up from me.
Good reaction. Although Daniec is not my favorite comedian, but honestly I can admit this was a great show. And surely KOR 2 - 0 POL one of the biggest disappointment ever.
So as a context missing in that video the part with "Do przodu Polsko" ("To Battle Poland") to this day is unofficial anthemn of Polish fanbase in football games sang by Opera Singer Marek Torzewski, which by far is the greatest song for polish fans in any sport. PROVE ME WRONG!!!
Moje kochanie potrafi zepsuć każdy meczyk naszej reprezentacji jednym zdaniem. "Po co to oglądasz jak i tak przegrają" A jak nasze orły wygrają to też ma głupie pytanie typu "A to ta Macedonia to dobra drużyna?" 😅
In 2002 it was craziness because Poland played after 16 yeats and had great qualfication. Players appered in every possible commercials and coach Engel said that they are going for championship hahaha. In 2024 I didnt belive in nothing. In Poland woman and totally not into football. Spanish, Italian and especially latin american girls love it, how about british?
Rob... I have a bigger challenge for you, probably the biggest one: watch and react to the Polish film from 1984 - Sexmission. Take a drink and snacks and watch a movie with us... it would be a real blast!
Monty Python...uwielbiam humor brytyjski. Znam ludzi którzy nie do końca czają typicall british joke. Jest to czarny humor. Dosyć ostry jak na te czasy...:). Tutaj natomiast M Daniec również podobny humor zaprezentował. Wręcz śmiał się ze wszystkiego, najbardziej z siebie. On robił Stand Up...gdy nie wiedzieli iż coś takie istnieje:).
The problem with people is that everyone gets offended so easily... Sure, sometimes you have to tell someone, that they went to far, but if you tell them strictly what they can or can't laugh at, then one day we won't have anything to joke about, because there will always be someone who doesn't like it. It's the basic rule of totalitarian system - forbid something that certain group doesn't like. You have to learn how to laugh at yourself or you'll always be the one with a problem...
12:50 Please don't..... In 2002 i watched the games at school with tv antena attached to the radiator for better signal. 3 full classes (90 people) watched the game in single room....
Remember, they are only jokes..... In poland for many years everyone didnt give a sshi*t about your feelings and was ok. Now its only "omg thats so offensive, im so offended" soft sociality
To be fair, when it comes to the comedy in PL, we still have it pretty easy, we're more open to offensive jokes and less sensitive overall. Post-comunist hardened society, I guess
When I was young i hated him because of his screaming like my father did. Now it's ok, I'm living in UK and no one even think like that backing in time to 2000.
Good one, not best example to be honest, but older ones are hard o understand for new generation as they ware done during communist and post communist era in Poland.
27:54 Mr. Rob To have 50k subscribers you must gain a next level and make pierogi by yourself. But not russian pierogi only with potatoes and cheese with bacon. Or meat, or kapusta, or z grzybami z lasu, nie z pieczarkami broń boże.
People like you are the problem with modern comedy. Is there a lot of injustice and racism in the world? Sure. Should we, as society, be less judgemental and united? Sure. But this is comedy, gloves are off. Your is the choice to become offended by a joke
Jeśli chodzi o Dańca to zajebisty jest jego monolog o tym jak poszedł obejrzeć walke Gołoty.
ja wolę "Jechało dwóch gości karawanem" :D
o wejściu UE i BigBrother też dobre.
Tyle razy słyszałam ten tekst i ciągle mnie bawi,to jest Sztuka!😅
I have not seen it for ages. Thanks for reminder. I was laughing so much😂😂
EXACTLY 🇵🇱👍👍
Nic nie przebije jego skeczu o Gołocie...
Ten o Whitney Houston też zajebisty :D
Dokładnie tak
😂😂😂
opole 1996 też był dobry
Mnie się najbardziej podobał w roli Marcinka "Skąd się biorą dzieci"
Rob dzięki kabaretom dowiesz się o Polsce więcej niż z książek :D np. ten fakt o Edycie Górniak i jej hmm "wykonaniu" :D
Okropny!
You can also check MARCIN DANIEC - ANREW GOLOTA, but also great is Marcin Daniec - Whitney Houston
Marcin Daniec is a legend of Polish cabaret. I love his monologues. Returning to football, I have to admit that I love watching matches and my husband and son not so much. Maybe it's strange but as a woman I like watching all combat sports except boxing and kingboxing.
In 2002, the Polish national team took part in the championship again after 16 years. Therefore, hopes were high for success. They ignored South Korea and that's why we lost to them. Portugal showed us what modern football is. At the end, we mobilized for the match against the USA and defeated them. Edyta Górniak sang the Polish National Anthem in a style and tempo as if she were singing the US national anthem.
Cpt_Wolf I was there. Edyta Górniak was a meme for quite a while.
Cool!
I waiting for Marcin Daniec - Andrew Golota vs Lennox Lewis ;)
Daniec's stories are the best... Little bad that here you've got shorter version without finale... when "3 days later man is calling to his mother-in-law and then wife to apology"... and try to show situation different way and beg "Babe, your starving doggy want a treat... what?... No! I won't be barking." It's total change of roles who is badass now.
His 30 minutes monologe (variant version don't have full story, but mixed will get this 30 minutes (without replays), ussualy it about 20 minutes) (as he said several times when he memorising earlies years) "about Andrzej Gołota fight that lasted 90 seconds" is best one, you must find it.
Was that the one that ended with "Pusia? Psygarnij Klopka"? I chose this one because of the very energetic performance and good crowd reactions, adding to the experience
@@Pan_Damjanek As Marcin Daniec have many versions of stories, everyone has favourite. For me, this one with begging wife to return was better as it make good twist with change from badass to bagging at the end... That doesn't mean this one was bad. Just in my opinion this part with apology for wife is good connection between "mood" of badass story, this twist at the end and then encore like this one.
It's just like with Golota Fight story. Some like from HBO Stand Up where was added part with ordering drink in club, some prefer version from Marzenia Marcina Dańca when introduction to fight was longer=
Marcin Daniec The Best 😊🎉
Standup for all familie. Marcin Daniec is true Legend.
He's a legend. It's a comedy. It literally cannot offend anybody by definition 🤣
I think this is the first time I listen to Daniec… he’s good 👍
This is his 2003 performance. He's active since about '84. By 2003 he was pretty much a legend already. In Poland he would be referred to as "cabaret solist" (solista kabaretowy), but let's be honest, this is stand up, before stand up existed in Poland.
Yea this is certainly not cabaret and it's just stand up. Very funny though
Marcin Daniec - Master of polish commedy stadnup!!!!
I really like your comments and reminding me this show!
Rob, i wish you 100k next year.
I would love 100k
You definitely should watch his legendary monologue about watching Gołota's fight.
Marcin Daniec has been on the scene since the 90s, he is already a big brand as a comedian. 11:08 Not everyone may know that Engel is Jerzy Engel, former coach of the Polish national football team.
Pan Marcinek is the best! My favourite comedian! 😂
Rob, that comedy was written 22 years ago ;) Some things were change in humor also. BTW about this "dwarfs" it wasn't say something against them height. Daniec taliking about media hype before mundial - media doing that all the times - in every fricking newspapers, tv and radiostations "Poland for sure go out from the group, in 1/4 finals they will beat for sure another team, propably they will have some problem in 1/2 finals but they are so good that propably still will win, "so the question is witgh which one team we will paly in finals?" And then mundial starting and - opening game - lose, game for everything - lose, ane game for a honour - usually tie or litltle win. Before the last game in Poland we usually says "No to jeszcze tylko wpierdol i wakacje" ;)
One about Euro 2012 might be even funnier,both describe the mood before and after those tournaments well
You should ask your friends to create subtitles for a video called Hitler Changes His Surname. It’s a skit by the cabaret Limo.
Abelard Giza - zajebiste.
He was the best comedian that times.
I guess today some of his jokes might be seen a bit offensive and "incorrect" or basically a bit outdated. However, the true depth of Daniec performances is a high dose of self-irony and making fun of our national complexes. And he really used to do it brilliantly. Besides, the chemistry between him and the crowd was always legendary.
How is your progress in Polish? Did you know that Matty Cash from Aston Villa plays in our national team? He is a native Englishman but has Polish roots. As do many Polish citizens in England. For saying: " Cześć. Witaj na kanale. Mam na na imię Rob. Jestem z Anglii" you get a thumbs up from me.
Good reaction. Although Daniec is not my favorite comedian, but honestly I can admit this was a great show.
And surely KOR 2 - 0 POL one of the biggest disappointment ever.
Marcin Daniec - polskie Dobro Narodowe doskonałe również na eksport.
Marcin Daniec Najlepszy Kibic wśród Komików !!! 😆😆😆Polecam jeszcze skecz o reprezentacji polski i Arkadiuszu Miliku.😉
Kuźwa , przy Górniaczce i kras alach się popłakałem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So as a context missing in that video the part with "Do przodu Polsko" ("To Battle Poland") to this day is unofficial anthemn of Polish fanbase in football games sang by Opera Singer Marek Torzewski, which by far is the greatest song for polish fans in any sport. PROVE ME WRONG!!!
Pure truth😂
Daniec polish GOAT , you must see his comedy program on Andrew Golota fight with Mike Tyson.
Uuu ale za klasykę się wziąłeś.
Moje kochanie potrafi zepsuć każdy meczyk naszej reprezentacji jednym zdaniem. "Po co to oglądasz jak i tak przegrają" A jak nasze orły wygrają to też ma głupie pytanie typu "A to ta Macedonia to dobra drużyna?" 😅
Ten kanał ma 4,5tys sub. A jakieś szajsy typu budda czy książulo po 5mln. Tyle w temacie demokracji.😊
Rob: Very nice.
Niech się cieszy, że nie obejrzał jego występu z Sopotu w 2000 roku i monologu o Whitney Houston 😂😂😂
By chłop zawału dostał od żartów na tle rasowym 😂
You look so healthy!
Master marcin Daniec Old class
Cześć Rob, Marcin is the best
Marcin Daniec the best... Dzidziuś, Gołota, Mazurska gala kabaretowa 2023...
In 2002 it was craziness because Poland played after 16 yeats and had great qualfication. Players appered in every possible commercials and coach Engel said that they are going for championship hahaha. In 2024 I didnt belive in nothing. In Poland woman and totally not into football. Spanish, Italian and especially latin american girls love it, how about british?
Edyta Górniak śpiewała hymn polski przed meczem i chciała się popisać .Śpiewając hymn zniekształciła orginalną wersję.
Rafał Pacześ bardzo mocno wzorował się na Dańcu. To widać, bo Dańca nie oglądałem z 15 lat.
Rob... I have a bigger challenge for you, probably the biggest one: watch and react to the Polish film from 1984 - Sexmission. Take a drink and snacks and watch a movie with us... it would be a real blast!
oh hell yeah +1
You have to watch Daniec about Whitney Houston
24:55 There is no balconies in England Mr Rob.
Rob im imprest about Ur Polish,dnt give up
Monty Python...uwielbiam humor brytyjski. Znam ludzi którzy nie do końca czają typicall british joke. Jest to czarny humor. Dosyć ostry jak na te czasy...:). Tutaj natomiast M Daniec również podobny humor zaprezentował. Wręcz śmiał się ze wszystkiego, najbardziej z siebie. On robił Stand Up...gdy nie wiedzieli iż coś takie istnieje:).
Abelard Giza is Oeen. Polish Stand Up. This is standard. Like country. 5 % for Oeen.
It is well known that Polish cabaret performers like to laugh at themselves
The problem with people is that everyone gets offended so easily... Sure, sometimes you have to tell someone, that they went to far, but if you tell them strictly what they can or can't laugh at, then one day we won't have anything to joke about, because there will always be someone who doesn't like it. It's the basic rule of totalitarian system - forbid something that certain group doesn't like. You have to learn how to laugh at yourself or you'll always be the one with a problem...
DANIEC
LEGENDA
wybierz jedno
make a Q&A. I'm curious, for example, why you're interested in Poland❤
When I get to 50k :D
@@RobReacts1aa that will be in a moment😊
I m a girl. I love football very much.😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Need to see Daniec bit about boxer Andrew Gołota
Greetings for you from
there is so much great polish stuff in the internet and you are watching cabarets. Pls stahp
And now look how much of Poland I have already explored!
@@RobReacts1
👏👏👏👏👏
Pozdrawiam!
To tylko 20 lat temu ale jeszcze krolowaly wasy w Polsce .
I like him. Euro 2012 is also worth to watch! Well, Edyta is brilliant but she pushed too much 🤷♂️
12:50 Please don't..... In 2002 i watched the games at school with tv antena attached to the radiator for better signal. 3 full classes (90 people) watched the game in single room....
Proponuję Andrzej Grabowski "Jedna mała wódeczka" :)
Jak go nie kochać. Swoją drogą, żonę ma piękną i sporo młodszą od niego.
it's good that you gentlemen are so perfect and after the wedding we have paradise on earth with you 😘 😉
Polecam występ pana Marcina o euro 2012
Skecz o walce Gołoty.😂
Remember, they are only jokes..... In poland for many years everyone didnt give a sshi*t about your feelings and was ok. Now its only "omg thats so offensive, im so offended" soft sociality
To be fair, when it comes to the comedy in PL, we still have it pretty easy, we're more open to offensive jokes and less sensitive overall. Post-comunist hardened society, I guess
When I was young i hated him because of his screaming like my father did. Now it's ok, I'm living in UK and no one even think like that backing in time to 2000.
Marcin Daniec: Syrena Bosto
Definitely must see is joke about Golota’ fight!
soccer was always default sport in poland and we never were good at it so u can asume we last place
Kurde to juz 21 lat
Ale sIe wtedy wkurwiłem, Górniakowa ,mecz i i fachowcy w studio normalnie "kabaret"
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Good one, not best example to be honest, but older ones are hard o understand for new generation as they ware done during communist and post communist era in Poland.
hahaha xD
Jest jeszcze drugi mistrz komedii tego okresu - Jerzy Kryszak. Ale oglądanie jego skeczy na YT wymaga dobrego przekładu.
My wife hates sport events, western movies, and Daniec's stand-ups.
Współczuję. Moja we wszystkich trzech wariantach - odwrotnie.
@@Tomek-Mocny To ja tobie wspolczuje...
@@maciekszymanski8340 Niepotrzebnie, ja lubię.
Stereotype is a cumulated common sense.
Women are allowed to make sexist jokes for some reason.
USA!!! USA!!! Trump!!! Trump!!! Trump!!!!
Strange way to write "Worst"
To przerw nie wlicza? Co za plot hole.
27:54
Mr. Rob
To have 50k subscribers you must gain a next level and make pierogi by yourself. But not russian pierogi only with potatoes and cheese with bacon. Or meat, or kapusta, or z grzybami z lasu, nie z pieczarkami broń boże.
I really should give it a go right!
@RobReacts1 I know you have ambitions ❤️
A mnie to jakoś średnio śmieszy.
angole nie kumają naszego humoru!!!
What a load of nonsense!
Niema nawet angielskich napisów jak mówisz, ani polskich ani żadnych, jak mówisz po angielsku :(
You should have UA-cam auto subtitles
Meh, too much boomer humor
You chose the worst option possible. Daniec is a racist and has nothing to do with Polish stand-up. I recommend Piotr Szumowski.
I gdzie wady? To komedia. Problemem to nie są żarty o rasach, a ten boomerski humor o żonie.
Problemem jest wasz kij w dupie
People like you are the problem with modern comedy. Is there a lot of injustice and racism in the world? Sure. Should we, as society, be less judgemental and united? Sure. But this is comedy, gloves are off. Your is the choice to become offended by a joke
Daniec dobry chłop
Pozdrawiam Rob
Polish Jim Carrey
yes, he is a legend but he is not good anymore. He used to be the best Polish comedian in the second half of 90s and perhaps beginning of 2000s