12:12 "Bez jaj" (direct translation - without eggs, no eggs) means something like "Stop bullshiting me", it's an expression you'd use when faced with something ridiculous. "Jaja" is also the polish equivalent of English "balls", so you can probably imagine how it connects to the weiner thing. It's basically a joke inside of a joke.
This example is obviously ridiculous, but as a polish woman I can say that when you ask a polish husband or son to do sth he will behave as idiot or will do it in the way that you never ask him again. Here he asks so many stupid questions hoping she will finally do it for him. Yes so relatable 😢
Maybe it depends on the region of Poland. The last time my family bought a live carp before Christmas was, I don't know, maybe 10 years ago? As far as I know, no one does this anymore in my neighborhood.
@@nerilei29 ofc is not law, not everyone does that but is definitely not uncommon definitely more in the countrysides but in cities many ppl also do that
1. I said I'll do it, so I'll do it. You don't have to remind me every six months! 2. I was supposed to put the christmass tree up in January. But it was too early. It was too cold in February. It rained in March. Easter was in April. May was the May Day holiday. It was too hot in June. I had a vacation in July. My coworker had a vacation in August. The kids start school in September. I was sick in October. I had my birthday in November. And in December... in December, you have to put up the tree not take it down.
I had a pleasure of meeting them in person and performing on stage with them at a festival in Mrągowo. "Bożenka" asked us (then children still) to refer to him as uncle Andrzej, which will be the way I call him forever now xD also at this festival was THE BEST rendition of scene called "Breakfast/Śniadanie" due to techincal issues 🤣Here's a link: ua-cam.com/video/WGgdqQ4Njw8/v-deo.html , unfortunately no sub, maybe a viewer could add one 🤗
Their first sketch about Marilyn Manson is definitely better, especially in the premiere version where they had to improvise due to a certain event while one of them was playing. If you want to see it and your translation team will provide subtitles, I sincerely recommend it.
The gray everyday life gets to everyone.... standard, normal We can make jokes about everyday life to make it funny... and not hopelessly :) For example, I say: "Kurrrrr, I'm already pissed off so much by these dishes, and this stupid dishwasher, mean, gruba beka, I'll throw it over the fence, Russian louse" and my synek laughs and so do I "Grey everyday life" (I wouldn't call it that) is not bad, its like the basis of life for our development... but moments, moments, small moments, to appreciate them, to create them....they create magical life it is the beautiful moments that count ... the little things, because they “build” the whole.... if we counted how many of these beautiful moments we had in life, we would understand that our lifes are beautiful and no, I will not agree that life is difficult, life is a challenge, an experience, if you think about it that its difficult, it will be so.... and everything really depends on us what our life will be like,i.e. And everything really depends on us, what our life will be like, it will really depend on us!! and do you know what that means? It depends on our attitude, how we will accept different things and situations in our lives.... Therefore, it is the truest truth that our lives depend on us :) A simple example:you leave the house for a walk in the forest, and at some point it starts to rain, you can say"damn, what a f*cking rain, I'm already in a f*cked up mood for the rest of day, this day is already terrible, " Or you can say: "oh rain, but I think it's quite warm, it's nice to feel it on myself, if I get wet, so what? it's just rain" And that's how it is with everything, we have no influence on other people, but we do have influence on our own life, how we will create it... in general, I could still write and write, because I have ideas for a million topics... from one is born another, and so on and so forth... well, I have to gather strength for sightseeing....pa
What you need to see from "Smile" is "Inteligentny Dom" - "Smart/Intelligent House", it shows how technology, which usually is men domain even now (not a rule but men are more interested in such things) can be used against you in the most unexpected way.
Jest kilka wersji fajnie obejrzeć wszystkie bo ewoluowały i kabaret Smile to rozwijał lub lekko zmieniał.ua-cam.com/video/0oDJl_UidZU/v-deo.htmlsi=JYXkMn09J7vmu7Vc
You won't understand it, because you don't have ....... You don't believe in..... you're not.... you don't know about the existence........ If there are hot hearts then real hot, romantic love is possible, just like in the movies, and even better... nothing is impossible at all, everything is possible and it's not naïve what I'm saying, If only you knew who we are, where we come from, and what this world is like, wisely and beautifully invented, arranged (equitable thanks to reincarnation) by our Creator... How sad and stupid it must be when you look at your loved ones and think that you will never see them again after your death or theirs.. this is just the NONSENSE of the year, or rather NONSENSE of all eras that were in the world.... Of course ,we are all together THERE as souls... and our beloved pets are also with us.....(Your grandfather, your kitten, they are already there and you will see each other someday.... Greetings from Toronto
Bożenka universe was unlocked
Matko piękne XD
Nie ma kakała. 🤷🏻♀️
On po prostu MUSI zobaczyć ,,Śniadanie" w wykonaniu tego kabaretu XD!!
Zwłaszcza te, w którym dostali kakao xd
Koniecznie z XVII Mazurskiej Nocy Kabaretowej, Manson wymiata.
@@slajderbk4370 to prawda MUSI też mu napisałem
👍
Kakao może go wykończyć 🤣
This lady character is Bożena, it all started from episode "Manson breakfast" when Marylin Manson is coming back home after tour
12:16 without eggs is popular polish Idiom meaning "no joke"
You forgot it's also means "no balls" so it can has a double meaning that's for the future
@@abcxyz-bq2cc not in this sentence though
12:12 "Bez jaj" (direct translation - without eggs, no eggs) means something like "Stop bullshiting me", it's an expression you'd use when faced with something ridiculous. "Jaja" is also the polish equivalent of English "balls", so you can probably imagine how it connects to the weiner thing. It's basically a joke inside of a joke.
this is a continuation of the story about Meron Menson (Polish version)
O kim xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rob, you MUST watch Smile - "Śniadanie" XVII Mazurska Noc Kabaretowa. Give us a favor and just watch it!
Hunting mole with Bożena was the funniest. 😂
Smile's Customer Service is another one worth checking. They have several versions, including a co-op with AMM.
Have you watched the film "A Guide To POLAND" from the "Geopold" channel?
What I would definately recommend is the "Jerzyk dzisiaj nie pije" (Georgie is not drinking today) sketch by Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju. :)
FINALY! MERLIN I BOŻENKA!
You should check "List do Pipy" by Ani Mru-Mru.
It has a lot of polish-english translation jokes.
O tak😅😂
This example is obviously ridiculous, but as a polish woman I can say that when you ask a polish husband or son to do sth he will behave as idiot or will do it in the way that you never ask him again. Here he asks so many stupid questions hoping she will finally do it for him. Yes so relatable 😢
weaponized incompetence
Hello Rob! I have recomandation for you! Can you watch polish kabaret Smile "Śniadanie" must be from "XVII mazurskiej nocy kabaretowej"
yes 🤣🤣 that is funnnnnny
2:42 we still do that, is not that rare
Maybe it depends on the region of Poland. The last time my family bought a live carp before Christmas was, I don't know, maybe 10 years ago? As far as I know, no one does this anymore in my neighborhood.
@@nerilei29 ofc is not law, not everyone does that but is definitely not uncommon definitely more in the countrysides but in cities many ppl also do that
Nie raz fajnie pooglądać i się pośmiać 😊🙂👍pozdrawiam
1. I said I'll do it, so I'll do it. You don't have to remind me every six months!
2. I was supposed to put the christmass tree up in January. But it was too early. It was too cold in February. It rained in March. Easter was in April. May was the May Day holiday. It was too hot in June. I had a vacation in July. My coworker had a vacation in August. The kids start school in September. I was sick in October. I had my birthday in November. And in December... in December, you have to put up the tree not take it down.
Spot on. Except for 2'24" - we're still doing it. Not only in my region called "carp valley" ( at least for now it is still "carp", not a "crap" ).
You should watch this clip together with Charlie ;) we are waiting for reactions ;)
Wanda Król mamy duzo takich komediowych skeczy pozdrawiam z Poland dziękuję pięknie 💔❤🕊🍀🕊🌹🌹🌹🕊🤣🤣🕊🌏
i'm polish but really thank you for explaining
Hi Rob :) Maybe You could do a ranking with your top10 of kabarets wtih some comment :) Greetings from Poland and sry for my ENG
Hello Rob! You absolutely need to watch them in a scene "Marylin Manson and Bożenka- breakfast" This is the first one 😂
Check out other videos of this polish type of comedy 😂😂😂😂
I had a pleasure of meeting them in person and performing on stage with them at a festival in Mrągowo. "Bożenka" asked us (then children still) to refer to him as uncle Andrzej, which will be the way I call him forever now xD also at this festival was THE BEST rendition of scene called "Breakfast/Śniadanie" due to techincal issues 🤣Here's a link: ua-cam.com/video/WGgdqQ4Njw8/v-deo.html , unfortunately no sub, maybe a viewer could add one 🤗
Fantastic comments 😀
😅 popłakałam się ze śmiechu 😂
A note to the translator- try to keep some of- the subtitles a bit longer on the screen, they disappear really quickly
otherwise amazing job
Haha My dream team!
This is version 2 Breakfast with microphone. ua-cam.com/video/WGgdqQ4Njw8/v-deo.htmlsi=pPD3GBs42dNCSWli
Their first sketch about Marilyn Manson is definitely better, especially in the premiere version where they had to improvise due to a certain event while one of them was playing. If you want to see it and your translation team will provide subtitles, I sincerely recommend it.
Try breakfast with that same characters. The best from this story
Rob you also need to check Hrabi - they are amazing also :)
Amazing 🎉🎉🎉🎉😢
maybe watching Kabaret with Charlie ? double Reacts
It's a reference to old polish comedy movie "Seksmisja" (żeby we własnym domu nie można było...)
You should watch "Breakfast" from this "series", I know, what I'm talkin' about
Uwielbiam 👍😁❤️🇵🇱
The gray everyday life gets to everyone.... standard, normal
We can make jokes about everyday life to make it funny... and not hopelessly :)
For example, I say: "Kurrrrr, I'm already pissed off so much by these dishes, and this stupid dishwasher, mean, gruba beka, I'll throw it over the fence, Russian louse"
and my synek laughs and so do I
"Grey everyday life" (I wouldn't call it that) is not bad, its like the basis of life for our development...
but moments, moments, small moments, to appreciate them, to create them....they create magical life
it is the beautiful moments that count ... the little things, because they “build” the whole.... if we counted how many of these beautiful moments we had in life, we would understand that our lifes are beautiful
and no, I will not agree that life is difficult, life is a challenge, an experience, if you think about it that its difficult, it will be so.... and everything really depends on us what our life will be like,i.e.
And everything really depends on us, what our life will be like, it will really depend on us!! and do you know what that means? It depends on our attitude, how we will accept different things and situations in our lives.... Therefore, it is the truest truth that our lives depend on us :)
A simple example:you leave the house for a walk in the forest, and at some point it starts to rain, you can say"damn, what a f*cking rain, I'm already in a f*cked up mood for the rest of day, this day is already terrible, "
Or you can say: "oh rain, but I think it's quite warm, it's nice to feel it on myself, if I get wet, so what? it's just rain"
And that's how it is with everything, we have no influence on other people, but we do have influence on our own life, how we will create it...
in general, I could still write and write, because I have ideas for a million topics...
from one is born another, and so on and so forth...
well, I have to gather strength for sightseeing....pa
Hi rob idk if you remember but was here from like 18 subs just wanna see if u remember me was in awe of ur afl and rugby clips
Been a long time! I've had to diversify ☺️
If you can, try Kabaret NOWAKI and anything with KRYSTYNA 😂.
What you need to see from "Smile" is "Inteligentny Dom" - "Smart/Intelligent House", it shows how technology, which usually is men domain even now (not a rule but men are more interested in such things) can be used against you in the most unexpected way.
Kabaret Jurki - Carolers?
ua-cam.com/video/dk-_ZRq6Mu0/v-deo.htmlsi=2YojF5Z79KyEnw6u
Jest jeszcze wersja z tosterem , bez tytułu Śniadanie. ua-cam.com/video/OFKaXBdsR_Y/v-deo.htmlsi=ExYceHKYcjw4kFYB
02:50 we are still doing it
WOW, NOW IS GOOD KABARET
Jest kilka wersji fajnie obejrzeć wszystkie bo ewoluowały i kabaret Smile to rozwijał lub lekko zmieniał.ua-cam.com/video/0oDJl_UidZU/v-deo.htmlsi=JYXkMn09J7vmu7Vc
2:42 People still do that 🤣
Live carp in the bathtub is still very much a thing
Yes, I'm sure, for Charlie you're even better than William! 😆 You don't know any Monica, do you? 🤣
haha
Bożenka and Marilyn are great.
whay you dont have a subtitles?
i wish i had a bathtub again ;_;
6:12 I see that you are confused, a better translation is "And god didn't give you Arms?"
Well, we are men. If we promise to do something, women don't have to remind us about that every six months :P
haha
*Widzę na głównej Anglika, który mówi coś o Polsce
*Ja
Klikam 😄
Wszystkie "smaczki językowe" kto je przetłumaczy? Lampia się itd.
Carp in bath is no joke Rob!
Trust me I know lol.
It was 20-15 years ago, now Polish people don't keep fish in bath before Christmas.
@@Izai-nm4qs I from Poland and I my family and my frends still do something like that.
Musisz zobaczyc kabaret dno freestayla
You won't understand it, because you don't have ....... You don't believe in..... you're not.... you don't know about the existence........
If there are hot hearts then real hot, romantic love is possible, just like in the movies, and even better...
nothing is impossible at all, everything is possible
and it's not naïve what I'm saying,
If only you knew who we are, where we come from, and what this world is like, wisely and beautifully invented, arranged (equitable thanks to reincarnation) by our Creator...
How sad and stupid it must be when you look at your loved ones and think that you will never see them again after your death or theirs.. this is just the NONSENSE of the year, or rather NONSENSE of all eras that were in the world....
Of course ,we are all together THERE as souls... and our beloved pets are also with us.....(Your grandfather, your kitten, they are already there and you will see each other someday....
Greetings from Toronto
u ned born polish1