Englishman Reacts to... Polish Kabaret KMN - Jerzy is not drinking today!

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  • @mistymoonshine897
    @mistymoonshine897 3 місяці тому +172

    the song referenced is "Kocham cię jak Irlandię" meaning "I love you like I love Ireland", but here it's swapped with Finland (in Polish, "Finlandia" which is also a brand of vodka).

  • @mirosawlaskowski3844
    @mirosawlaskowski3844 3 місяці тому +32

    Jak ja kocham ten skecz!Z życia wzięte...

  • @stanwyjatkowy5991
    @stanwyjatkowy5991 3 місяці тому +31

    1:47 "Ciach babkę w piach" actually is an idiom meaning something like "cheers" or in general "come on, let's do it!" but literally it is "let's bury granny in the sand" - which in itself sounds funny and a bit macabre.

  • @aleksanderdomanski222
    @aleksanderdomanski222 3 місяці тому +8

    There was a "saying" during comunist times that "one not drinking is sniching". Firstly there were lots of secret police "informers" all around. Secondly, drinking in work is prohibited, when you participated you canot snich (cos you would incriminate yourself as well). Thirdly - drunk people would have problems holding their tongues so if you have something to hide (like being a snich) you would avoid drinking.

  • @danielnagag4572
    @danielnagag4572 3 місяці тому +13

    Mr. Rob. As Alyosha Avdeyev said, there are jokes that only Slavs will understand. Such as:
    “It's not art to eat, it's art to keep.” Or:
    Two tipsy guys are walking down the road. They see a third one lying drunk in a ditch. One says to the other:
    - Look. We are still walking, and people are already partying.

  • @rafalw9218
    @rafalw9218 2 місяці тому +6

    I have lived in the UK for over 10 years and I still have trouble understanding English with an accent. Your English is clear and I understand everything you say

    • @Picassoo85
      @Picassoo85 Місяць тому

      O bracie ja sie urodzilem w PL, i do dzisiaj nie rozumie niektorych polakow XD

  • @Koto-9876
    @Koto-9876 3 місяці тому +5

    Mr Rob thank you for showing topics . Greetings from Poland

  • @maciekszymanski8340
    @maciekszymanski8340 3 місяці тому +38

    You're drunk? Don't drive!
    You're not drunk? Drink!

  • @DamianSzajnowski
    @DamianSzajnowski 3 місяці тому +46

    Hey, finally! Your Polish audience was about to get an embolism waiting and calling for Jerzyk!
    Glad you've enjoyed 😅
    The "Polish Tatras (Tatry) would have been enough" joke refers to the cheap Polish beer brand Tatra instead of the album.
    What's more frowned upon is the wofe or partner declaring it like that in someone's stead.
    I'm the priest! As in I come a bit late woth a random entrance lol.

    • @AlexNona80
      @AlexNona80 3 місяці тому

      "The "Polish Tatras (Tatry) would have been enough" joke refers to the cheap Polish beer brand Tatra instead of the album." i was todays years old

  • @AndrzejKonieczny-d1z
    @AndrzejKonieczny-d1z 3 місяці тому +4

    One of my favourite sketches. The other one is "Odrabianie lekcji" by KMN. It's about boy doing homework with father. Really relatable. Have fun! :)

  • @paulinama8517
    @paulinama8517 3 місяці тому +9

    My husband doesn't drink. In the sense of not drinking at all. Nothing, zero. And not because he can't, religion, health blablabla I always have a driver. 😁❤

  • @svr7823
    @svr7823 3 місяці тому +2

    Finally, I've been waiting for this sketch

  • @ZwiekszoneRyzyko
    @ZwiekszoneRyzyko 3 місяці тому +15

    That's why I'm single. I already had mom telling me what to do when I was younger, I don't need another one controlling me when I'm almost 50. I love it that way.
    Yes, I know, sketches exaggerate stuff, but... in this case it's not that far from the truth.

  • @cathulhu3772
    @cathulhu3772 2 місяці тому +4

    As a Pole I have a rule of not driving 48 hours after last shot. I may be sober, but brain still not at 100%

  • @krl1831
    @krl1831 3 місяці тому +3

    Finally. I was looking forward to it.

  • @puregameplaysonhard
    @puregameplaysonhard 3 місяці тому +4

    4:23 I haven't been drinking any alcohol and haven't been smoking (I would smoke occassionally at parties) for 2 years. It was just a simple decision, for health reasons. I would always get weird looks and a question would follow "Like, you don't drink at all?", I would say "yes" and then people would give me an even weirder look. "It's not that I have a problem or something" "Oh, yes you have a problem, you don't drink" - true story :D But all those situations were always in form of jokes and as long as you know how to party without alcohol, people won't bother. But if you don't drink AND are wooden/untalkative as well - then people might not like you. But this scene with the wife making the decision for her husband is also very true and often the guy who "can't drink tonight" because the wife didn't allow him always ends up with the rest of the men making fun of him, just like in this sketch.

  • @HaniaM703
    @HaniaM703 3 місяці тому +1

    This famous song from the beginning was (oryginaly) - „I love you like Ireland” but they changed it into Finland (because this is a name of vodka and a country)

  • @Livena.
    @Livena. 3 місяці тому +9

    it's true... you refuse and they force you to drink anyway

    • @crazyofbooks3981
      @crazyofbooks3981 3 місяці тому +1

      I stayed strong for over a year now 😂

  • @JanuszCiszewski
    @JanuszCiszewski 2 місяці тому +1

    Always pay attention on reactions of the audience. That says much about Polish mentality. 😊

  • @Katarzyna240
    @Katarzyna240 3 місяці тому +4

    Serce jak serce,ale jak tam swędzi 😂...Bubla też skubana załatwiła 😂😂😂

  • @beynar3087
    @beynar3087 2 місяці тому +2

    The point is that he is not drinking because his wife said so. It looks like he is a heavy drinker but he cannot drink tonight and only watch his friends drinking.

  • @MasterZeus94
    @MasterZeus94 3 місяці тому +1

    4:20 Thats literally what happened when I was missing you in Kultowa in Poznań :D I ran into me workmates and I was like "Nah, not today for me" and it went all a bit before one of them finally went to the bar and brought pints for everyone, including me.

  • @przemyslawborek5040
    @przemyslawborek5040 3 місяці тому +1

    I love your chanel Rob,I really enjoy watching u having a fun watching polish sens of humor.just to let u know,translate of many sentense is so bad😂any way,hope to see u one day in Cardiff,drink a pint,show u polish house how its look like in uk👍all best

  • @markszu
    @markszu 2 місяці тому +2

    It looks like you missed the main twist at the end. It was the priest talk in Church, which started the whole "DO NOT DRINK" movement. And at the end he called the birthday guy to get involved in a drinking party.

  • @patrycja1571
    @patrycja1571 3 місяці тому +2

    Great kabaret! You should watch new sketch from KMN "Rabbit adoption" it's wonderful!

  • @Gregorsan
    @Gregorsan 3 місяці тому

    Finally!! I love this😁😁😁

  • @brianzacharwick6536
    @brianzacharwick6536 3 місяці тому +1

    Dziękujemy że jesteś❤ Polska

  • @adamos1995
    @adamos1995 Місяць тому

    My first comment was deleted for some reason, so I'll try again.
    This "kabaret" touches on a very serious issue. In Poland, drinking culture is becoming increasingly out of control. Heavy drinking has become normalized to the point where someone who chooses not to drink-regardless of the reason-is often treated as an outsider or looked down upon.
    Notice how the host's attitude changes when he realizes "Jerzyk" isn't drinking. In this case, "Jerzyk" genuinely wants to drink but is stopped by his wife (you can even hear the audience booing). Throughout the sketch, you can see him struggling with the situation.
    As someone who is an alcoholic myself, I find this portrayal surprisingly accurate and relatable.

  • @HumanProduction1333
    @HumanProduction1333 2 місяці тому

    Great cultural translation :). Just one thing regarding vodka, if it has to be chilled much or nearly frozen, it means it’s bad vodka (cheap). Good brand only need to be chilled lightly.

  • @Mev-c5h
    @Mev-c5h 3 місяці тому

    1:20 Another insight joke here is we have Vodka named "Finland", text is from a song and it's also a country as you know :D

  • @kodineusz7100
    @kodineusz7100 3 дні тому

    I was curious about your reaction to the final plot twist 😂

  • @Shinobi560
    @Shinobi560 3 місяці тому +10

    Really good kabaret Rob!
    Poor Jerzy!😂😂😂❤

  • @EnderWigginPL
    @EnderWigginPL 3 місяці тому +2

    Polish Vodka should be frozen, and thick as fuck - (means -20*C)

  • @wojtekwosztyl615
    @wojtekwosztyl615 3 місяці тому +8

    Once I've drived after drinking. Never again. I was forced to do it. Be more smart

  • @patrolowaty
    @patrolowaty 3 місяці тому +2

    It's not "i'm not drinking" it's "he is not drinking" It's not his decision, it's her decision:)

  • @KrzysztofTomecki
    @KrzysztofTomecki 3 місяці тому

    A muzyka w tle...
    HALUPAŘI!
    🤗❤️🙌

  • @Psycho345
    @Psycho345 3 місяці тому

    This translation was much better than the other ones. Basically 1:1 to what they actually said.

  • @ŁazaaKolec
    @ŁazaaKolec 9 днів тому

    Nie no kabaret kultowy kozak robi robotę

  • @mbuszka5295
    @mbuszka5295 3 місяці тому +1

    STEREOTYPICAL thing with 'Polish mom' is same, as with 'Polish wife' : *"They will talk and argument You to death."*
    That's the point with "Calling to Your mom."
    Respect, partly, too. But Jerzyk just know, IF she did it, he will get into cross fire. On one side pissed off wife, that will make his life hell.
    And he can't even 'run off to mom(like it is always joked about women, when couple gets into HEAVY argument), because if she knew, not only will she ALSO treat him like enemy nr 1(till he apologize with passion, so to slowly forgive), she will remind him about this at every family meeting, or when they disagree. Like "Polish women never forgives, or forget." 😂

  • @AlexNona80
    @AlexNona80 3 місяці тому +4

    Shame you watched shorter version without mentioning of a moonshine

  • @marcinnawotczynski8008
    @marcinnawotczynski8008 3 місяці тому

    I'm the 4th type. A guy who do not like alcohol, so buy a bunch of 0% beers and after the party drives everybody home.

  • @adrger9982
    @adrger9982 3 місяці тому

    But the most important thing is not to mix vodka with drinks such as Red Bull. I once had a drink like that, drove on the motorway a day later, and realised after 100km that I had forgotten my car! 😜

  • @tomaszbaczyk6338
    @tomaszbaczyk6338 3 місяці тому

    Omg its a city where i live 😅

  • @kaczan3
    @kaczan3 2 місяці тому +1

    Yep, they make rules by themselves and expect 100% obedience, but at the same time scream discrimination.

  • @krzysztofadamczyk3251
    @krzysztofadamczyk3251 Місяць тому

    It’s not stereotypical it’s part of culture.🫢

  • @lidiapoczyczynska6623
    @lidiapoczyczynska6623 3 місяці тому

    Extra 👍😁❤️🇵🇱🌹

  • @MGL83
    @MGL83 4 дні тому

    No link to original video? Tsk tsk

  • @keytea90
    @keytea90 3 місяці тому +1

    Rob please try Kabaret Ciach - Reklamacja czajnika

  • @mr_hardy5329
    @mr_hardy5329 3 місяці тому +23

    People! Never drive after drinking alcohol.

    • @AlexNona80
      @AlexNona80 3 місяці тому

      drink when drive lol jk

    • @AlanNoNamePlayer
      @AlanNoNamePlayer 3 місяці тому +1

      Why? Did something happen?

    • @savitius7353
      @savitius7353 3 місяці тому +1

      Oczywiście. Chyba że bocznymi...

    • @HaniaM703
      @HaniaM703 3 місяці тому

      @@AlanNoNamePlayerit is forbidden in Poland

    • @AlanNoNamePlayer
      @AlanNoNamePlayer 3 місяці тому

      @@HaniaM703 I know, perchaps I was drunk when I wrote that. It is also difficult to type with one hand one a steering wheel.

  • @bartoszjasinski
    @bartoszjasinski 3 місяці тому

    Best journey never begins with glass of milk... only with shot of vodka :)

  • @mirekbarszcz1432
    @mirekbarszcz1432 3 місяці тому

    polecam kabaret skeczo w meczacych - reklama parowki 2024- wpadka - i perfekcyjna pani domu. z tego roku.

  • @Gregorsan
    @Gregorsan 3 місяці тому

    You should also watch "Jadzia" if you didn't😊

  • @TLA77
    @TLA77 3 місяці тому

    Posłuchaj muzyki. Jest Czeska😁

  • @andrewk9502
    @andrewk9502 3 місяці тому

    Rob...Super...

  • @stw4006
    @stw4006 3 місяці тому

    KMN is the best! 👌

  • @chanell59
    @chanell59 3 місяці тому +4

    😂🤣😂

  • @19kafar85
    @19kafar85 3 місяці тому +7

    Super, jeden z ostatnich dobrych skeczy KMN, teraz jest delikatny zjazd...
    Ale jest jeszcze mnóstwo starych epizodow, koniecznie dajcie KMN plus Ada Borek i podroz autobusem

    • @ObscureArtEnjoyer
      @ObscureArtEnjoyer 3 місяці тому +4

      Co więcej to chyba jedyny udany skecz z Marcysią ze Złotopolskich, która zdecydowanie zaniżała poziom, zwłaszcza w porównaniu do Pakosińskiej.

    • @19kafar85
      @19kafar85 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ObscureArtEnjoyer no gdziez? Pani Magdalena byla dobra, np miala fajny monolog a tez fajnie sie klocila w skeczu o wakacjach
      Na oewno byla lepsza od tej pierwszej po Pakosińskiej co sama sie smiala ze skeczow na scenie a na pewno lepsza od tej chudej z wada wymowy
      Ogolnie KMN sie starzeje kiedys byl Dzwoniec na egzaminie i komisja wojskowa a teraz w kazdym skeczu sa frustracje starzejacych sie panów, ogolnie teraz jest głośno, klotliwie i markotnie
      No i odgrzewanie tych samych motywow: "Lalka, taki szmaciany ludzik"

  • @roza4537
    @roza4537 3 місяці тому

    Maybe I shouldn't share this, but I'm probably the one who didn’t show up because of hungover. Regards 😊

  • @krzysiek532
    @krzysiek532 3 місяці тому +1

    Polecam polski kabaret HRABI na pewno ci się spodoba, subskrybuję Twój kanał, czekam na twoją opinię 😉😉💪

  • @yerloy._.7638
    @yerloy._.7638 3 місяці тому

    Witaj czy mógłbyś przesłuchać tą muzykę Hymn Sybiraków - (Anthem of Poles from Siberia) ?

  • @piotrpiatek9508
    @piotrpiatek9508 2 місяці тому

    Dzięki

  • @8_Evelyn8
    @8_Evelyn8 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm one of those dudes at parties;p (when we're at party, we all have to have fun ;), there's no other option... poprostu luzz blueees), and you, who you are?
    and the biggest stupidity is that one person doesn't drink when the other one drinks... you order a taxi and that's it. Both people (a couple or a married couple) should have a great time, in my opinion.

  • @Picassoo85
    @Picassoo85 Місяць тому

    If you live in country where is like -10/-20 than vodka is the best frend ;)

  • @mariuszwloch1
    @mariuszwloch1 3 місяці тому

    Najlepszy polski skecz kabaretowy😅 !

  • @grzegorzchoroszun7778
    @grzegorzchoroszun7778 2 місяці тому

    Rob, I invite you to Lublin. When will we drink? :) ...Jerzyk won't be there :)

  • @tonivercetti4930
    @tonivercetti4930 3 місяці тому +3

    Cześć, Rob, polecam też kabarety:
    - "Paranienomalni" :) (mają w skeczach trochę "czarnego humoru" ;) )
    - "Kabaret Młodych Panów"
    - "Kabaret Nowaki"

    • @keytea90
      @keytea90 3 місяці тому

      Dorzucam też kabaret Dno i Limo

  • @ukaszkeczmerski9511
    @ukaszkeczmerski9511 3 місяці тому

    i`m not drinking - on every occasion i`m saying i`m a scout... ;)

  • @HaniaM703
    @HaniaM703 3 місяці тому

    I don’t drink and there is no problem at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @MrKamko16
    @MrKamko16 3 місяці тому

    polish drink alot but what about other european countries like france they drinking wine every day

  • @aaergplay6022
    @aaergplay6022 3 місяці тому +5

    I don't drink alcohol, at all. By my choice. And yes, people who meet me first time on some kind of party are surprised. "But... how? And... why?" 😂

    • @thegrimreaper990
      @thegrimreaper990 3 місяці тому

      But seriously, why?

    • @aaergplay6022
      @aaergplay6022 3 місяці тому

      @@thegrimreaper990 , three things at once. 1. I don't trust myself and have weak mind, so if I started liking being drunk, I'd be lost. 2. I don't like the feeling of alcohol in my mouth, throat and chest and I hate the taste and aroma of alcohol. 3. Very drunk people always looks for me very caricatural and clownish in very unpleasant way.
      Social demands aren't strong enough to make me start drinking.

    • @ysy2450
      @ysy2450 3 місяці тому

      Kto nie pije ten donosi

    • @thegrimreaper990
      @thegrimreaper990 3 місяці тому +1

      @@aaergplay6022 About 1 it is essential to know when to stop, if your uncle is like a sponge and you know you can't handle his momentum, skip round.
      About 2 there is a saying " If vodka starts tasting ok it is time to stop drinking for good.
      About 3 key word is VERY ( look 1)
      In the end I respect your choice and wish you well.

  • @maciejarsenal1927
    @maciejarsenal1927 3 місяці тому

    Happy wife happy life. Not in Poland 😅

  • @Zibi21
    @Zibi21 3 місяці тому

    When I drive I dont drink even one, no matter how annoying and pushy the surrounding is.

  • @skandalsky66
    @skandalsky66 3 місяці тому

    Please, Polish march "First Brigade" Corfu

  • @AlexNona80
    @AlexNona80 3 місяці тому +1

    Finally

  • @Wojciech_Zielinski
    @Wojciech_Zielinski 2 місяці тому

    Real life

  • @abcxyz-bq2cc
    @abcxyz-bq2cc 3 місяці тому

    0:30 the one PiS is real

  • @brianzacharwick6536
    @brianzacharwick6536 3 місяці тому

    W polsce największą wartość jest mama

  • @TLA77
    @TLA77 3 місяці тому

    You have understend Polish wamen rule oure lives. Couse they are brilient sadystic and tought 🥶🤫😁

  • @pawel001235
    @pawel001235 3 місяці тому

    Maybe you could do a reaction to the video "Inside the Country that KILLS Illegal Immigrants"?

  • @amp-litude
    @amp-litude 3 місяці тому

    whoever doesn't drink is a squealer

  • @MrLukaszWo
    @MrLukaszWo 3 місяці тому +2

    this sketch represents the pathological part of society, unhappy, drunk, disgusting, not funny

    • @LukeSprings12
      @LukeSprings12 3 місяці тому

      which is the majority of society

    • @MrLukaszWo
      @MrLukaszWo 3 місяці тому

      @@LukeSprings12 sociologically, we can divide it into generations. Boomers stayed in this mindset, millennials, gez Z look at such behaviors differently. It depends on the region, education, let's not generalize.

  • @arturnowak879
    @arturnowak879 3 місяці тому

    That cabaret used to be on real master level only with Pakosa.
    That woman in that sketch is an actress (Stużyńska) and her presence in cabaret is a big mistake...

  • @edwardlewandowski5473
    @edwardlewandowski5473 7 днів тому

    🎈🌹🤚

  • @Casi222
    @Casi222 2 місяці тому

    Polish mothers are th same as italians mothers, you dont want to cross with them

  • @skandalsky66
    @skandalsky66 3 місяці тому +2

    funny, but unfortunately we are no different from Russians in this matter
    My brother got drunk, he ruined his life, his family's life and his mother's life, with whom he lived for last 10 years. He died from drinking 3 years ago.

  • @adlervonschlesien4869
    @adlervonschlesien4869 3 місяці тому

    Najlepiej się śmiać z własnych przywarów 😂

  • @TLA77
    @TLA77 3 місяці тому

    i will found you ather way and i can tall you about jokes both . Why so to similar. Just try u see

  • @wiesawosinski250
    @wiesawosinski250 2 місяці тому

    A co wy nie pijecie wódy angole

  • @8_Evelyn8
    @8_Evelyn8 3 місяці тому

    maybe you will make a video about England, Great britain??? any..... Will I send you ;???:P rather... i think i will send an email about Polish culture?to you... If you don't mind?ahahhahahha
    ,I'm in Poland, my neighbors came and brought cider and vodka, and it's funny ;D typical polish wedding (only disco polo songs, all night ;d): ua-cam.com/video/q_0euliwpXY/v-deo.html

  • @mohitoautomaciek801
    @mohitoautomaciek801 3 місяці тому +1

    🤝🍻🍻👍🍻🍻🤩🥳🍻🍻👍🍻🍻🤝

  • @dariusztrocyszyn4971
    @dariusztrocyszyn4971 2 місяці тому

    It is not translatable.
    You really need to have an insider to break it down sentence by sentence.

  • @romualdfrackowiak8177
    @romualdfrackowiak8177 3 місяці тому +1

    Nie ma jak obcokrajowiec mówi o Polsce, my Polacy się jaramy a oglądalność rośnie. (do czego i ja się przyczyniam, niestety)

    • @maciejnowakowski6978
      @maciejnowakowski6978 3 місяці тому

      No i super - w końcu jakiś pozytywny content :) dowód na to, że ktoś się interesuje nasza kulturą bardziej niż większość Polaków :)

  • @MonikaMazgola
    @MonikaMazgola 3 місяці тому +3

    Joking about alcoholism is not funny for me.

  • @SonyBobas
    @SonyBobas 2 місяці тому

    W Polsce jak się rodzisz piją, jak bierzesz ślub pija i jak umierasz piją i to jestem Ok.👍🥃🍷🍺