the song referenced is "Kocham cię jak Irlandię" meaning "I love you like I love Ireland", but here it's swapped with Finland (in Polish, "Finlandia" which is also a brand of vodka).
Hey, finally! Your Polish audience was about to get an embolism waiting and calling for Jerzyk! Glad you've enjoyed 😅 The "Polish Tatras (Tatry) would have been enough" joke refers to the cheap Polish beer brand Tatra instead of the album. What's more frowned upon is the wofe or partner declaring it like that in someone's stead. I'm the priest! As in I come a bit late woth a random entrance lol.
I have lived in the UK for over 10 years and I still have trouble understanding English with an accent. Your English is clear and I understand everything you say
Mr. Rob. As Alyosha Avdeyev said, there are jokes that only Slavs will understand. Such as: “It's not art to eat, it's art to keep.” Or: Two tipsy guys are walking down the road. They see a third one lying drunk in a ditch. One says to the other: - Look. We are still walking, and people are already partying.
1:47 "Ciach babkę w piach" actually is an idiom meaning something like "cheers" or in general "come on, let's do it!" but literally it is "let's bury granny in the sand" - which in itself sounds funny and a bit macabre.
4:23 I haven't been drinking any alcohol and haven't been smoking (I would smoke occassionally at parties) for 2 years. It was just a simple decision, for health reasons. I would always get weird looks and a question would follow "Like, you don't drink at all?", I would say "yes" and then people would give me an even weirder look. "It's not that I have a problem or something" "Oh, yes you have a problem, you don't drink" - true story :D But all those situations were always in form of jokes and as long as you know how to party without alcohol, people won't bother. But if you don't drink AND are wooden/untalkative as well - then people might not like you. But this scene with the wife making the decision for her husband is also very true and often the guy who "can't drink tonight" because the wife didn't allow him always ends up with the rest of the men making fun of him, just like in this sketch.
My husband doesn't drink. In the sense of not drinking at all. Nothing, zero. And not because he can't, religion, health blablabla I always have a driver. 😁❤
That's why I'm single. I already had mom telling me what to do when I was younger, I don't need another one controlling me when I'm almost 50. I love it that way. Yes, I know, sketches exaggerate stuff, but... in this case it's not that far from the truth.
I love your chanel Rob,I really enjoy watching u having a fun watching polish sens of humor.just to let u know,translate of many sentense is so bad😂any way,hope to see u one day in Cardiff,drink a pint,show u polish house how its look like in uk👍all best
The point is that he is not drinking because his wife said so. It looks like he is a heavy drinker but he cannot drink tonight and only watch his friends drinking.
This famous song from the beginning was (oryginaly) - „I love you like Ireland” but they changed it into Finland (because this is a name of vodka and a country)
There was a "saying" during comunist times that "one not drinking is sniching". Firstly there were lots of secret police "informers" all around. Secondly, drinking in work is prohibited, when you participated you canot snich (cos you would incriminate yourself as well). Thirdly - drunk people would have problems holding their tongues so if you have something to hide (like being a snich) you would avoid drinking.
It looks like you missed the main twist at the end. It was the priest talk in Church, which started the whole "DO NOT DRINK" movement. And at the end he called the birthday guy to get involved in a drinking party.
Great cultural translation :). Just one thing regarding vodka, if it has to be chilled much or nearly frozen, it means it’s bad vodka (cheap). Good brand only need to be chilled lightly.
4:20 Thats literally what happened when I was missing you in Kultowa in Poznań :D I ran into me workmates and I was like "Nah, not today for me" and it went all a bit before one of them finally went to the bar and brought pints for everyone, including me.
STEREOTYPICAL thing with 'Polish mom' is same, as with 'Polish wife' : *"They will talk and argument You to death."* That's the point with "Calling to Your mom." Respect, partly, too. But Jerzyk just know, IF she did it, he will get into cross fire. On one side pissed off wife, that will make his life hell. And he can't even 'run off to mom(like it is always joked about women, when couple gets into HEAVY argument), because if she knew, not only will she ALSO treat him like enemy nr 1(till he apologize with passion, so to slowly forgive), she will remind him about this at every family meeting, or when they disagree. Like "Polish women never forgives, or forget." 😂
I'm one of those dudes at parties;p (when we're at party, we all have to have fun ;), there's no other option... poprostu luzz blueees), and you, who you are? and the biggest stupidity is that one person doesn't drink when the other one drinks... you order a taxi and that's it. Both people (a couple or a married couple) should have a great time, in my opinion.
But the most important thing is not to mix vodka with drinks such as Red Bull. I once had a drink like that, drove on the motorway a day later, and realised after 100km that I had forgotten my car! 😜
@@thegrimreaper990 , three things at once. 1. I don't trust myself and have weak mind, so if I started liking being drunk, I'd be lost. 2. I don't like the feeling of alcohol in my mouth, throat and chest and I hate the taste and aroma of alcohol. 3. Very drunk people always looks for me very caricatural and clownish in very unpleasant way. Social demands aren't strong enough to make me start drinking.
@@aaergplay6022 About 1 it is essential to know when to stop, if your uncle is like a sponge and you know you can't handle his momentum, skip round. About 2 there is a saying " If vodka starts tasting ok it is time to stop drinking for good. About 3 key word is VERY ( look 1) In the end I respect your choice and wish you well.
Super, jeden z ostatnich dobrych skeczy KMN, teraz jest delikatny zjazd... Ale jest jeszcze mnóstwo starych epizodow, koniecznie dajcie KMN plus Ada Borek i podroz autobusem
@@ObscureArtEnjoyer no gdziez? Pani Magdalena byla dobra, np miala fajny monolog a tez fajnie sie klocila w skeczu o wakacjach Na oewno byla lepsza od tej pierwszej po Pakosińskiej co sama sie smiala ze skeczow na scenie a na pewno lepsza od tej chudej z wada wymowy Ogolnie KMN sie starzeje kiedys byl Dzwoniec na egzaminie i komisja wojskowa a teraz w kazdym skeczu sa frustracje starzejacych sie panów, ogolnie teraz jest głośno, klotliwie i markotnie No i odgrzewanie tych samych motywow: "Lalka, taki szmaciany ludzik"
maybe you will make a video about England, Great britain??? any..... Will I send you ;???:P rather... i think i will send an email about Polish culture?to you... If you don't mind?ahahhahahha ,I'm in Poland, my neighbors came and brought cider and vodka, and it's funny ;D typical polish wedding (only disco polo songs, all night ;d): ua-cam.com/video/q_0euliwpXY/v-deo.html
That cabaret used to be on real master level only with Pakosa. That woman in that sketch is an actress (Stużyńska) and her presence in cabaret is a big mistake...
@@LukeSprings12 sociologically, we can divide it into generations. Boomers stayed in this mindset, millennials, gez Z look at such behaviors differently. It depends on the region, education, let's not generalize.
funny, but unfortunately we are no different from Russians in this matter My brother got drunk, he ruined his life, his family's life and his mother's life, with whom he lived for last 10 years. He died from drinking 3 years ago.
the song referenced is "Kocham cię jak Irlandię" meaning "I love you like I love Ireland", but here it's swapped with Finland (in Polish, "Finlandia" which is also a brand of vodka).
Jak ja kocham ten skecz!Z życia wzięte...
Hey, finally! Your Polish audience was about to get an embolism waiting and calling for Jerzyk!
Glad you've enjoyed 😅
The "Polish Tatras (Tatry) would have been enough" joke refers to the cheap Polish beer brand Tatra instead of the album.
What's more frowned upon is the wofe or partner declaring it like that in someone's stead.
I'm the priest! As in I come a bit late woth a random entrance lol.
"The "Polish Tatras (Tatry) would have been enough" joke refers to the cheap Polish beer brand Tatra instead of the album." i was todays years old
I have lived in the UK for over 10 years and I still have trouble understanding English with an accent. Your English is clear and I understand everything you say
You're drunk? Don't drive!
You're not drunk? Drink!
"Jeżeli spożywamy alkohol, nie pijemy"
:D :D
Mr. Rob. As Alyosha Avdeyev said, there are jokes that only Slavs will understand. Such as:
“It's not art to eat, it's art to keep.” Or:
Two tipsy guys are walking down the road. They see a third one lying drunk in a ditch. One says to the other:
- Look. We are still walking, and people are already partying.
Mr Rob thank you for showing topics . Greetings from Poland
1:47 "Ciach babkę w piach" actually is an idiom meaning something like "cheers" or in general "come on, let's do it!" but literally it is "let's bury granny in the sand" - which in itself sounds funny and a bit macabre.
One of my favourite sketches. The other one is "Odrabianie lekcji" by KMN. It's about boy doing homework with father. Really relatable. Have fun! :)
Obejrzyj "Bananowa Republika".
4:23 I haven't been drinking any alcohol and haven't been smoking (I would smoke occassionally at parties) for 2 years. It was just a simple decision, for health reasons. I would always get weird looks and a question would follow "Like, you don't drink at all?", I would say "yes" and then people would give me an even weirder look. "It's not that I have a problem or something" "Oh, yes you have a problem, you don't drink" - true story :D But all those situations were always in form of jokes and as long as you know how to party without alcohol, people won't bother. But if you don't drink AND are wooden/untalkative as well - then people might not like you. But this scene with the wife making the decision for her husband is also very true and often the guy who "can't drink tonight" because the wife didn't allow him always ends up with the rest of the men making fun of him, just like in this sketch.
Finally. I was looking forward to it.
My husband doesn't drink. In the sense of not drinking at all. Nothing, zero. And not because he can't, religion, health blablabla I always have a driver. 😁❤
That's why I'm single. I already had mom telling me what to do when I was younger, I don't need another one controlling me when I'm almost 50. I love it that way.
Yes, I know, sketches exaggerate stuff, but... in this case it's not that far from the truth.
Finally, I've been waiting for this sketch
Always pay attention on reactions of the audience. That says much about Polish mentality. 😊
I love your chanel Rob,I really enjoy watching u having a fun watching polish sens of humor.just to let u know,translate of many sentense is so bad😂any way,hope to see u one day in Cardiff,drink a pint,show u polish house how its look like in uk👍all best
The point is that he is not drinking because his wife said so. It looks like he is a heavy drinker but he cannot drink tonight and only watch his friends drinking.
As a Pole I have a rule of not driving 48 hours after last shot. I may be sober, but brain still not at 100%
This famous song from the beginning was (oryginaly) - „I love you like Ireland” but they changed it into Finland (because this is a name of vodka and a country)
it's true... you refuse and they force you to drink anyway
I stayed strong for over a year now 😂
There was a "saying" during comunist times that "one not drinking is sniching". Firstly there were lots of secret police "informers" all around. Secondly, drinking in work is prohibited, when you participated you canot snich (cos you would incriminate yourself as well). Thirdly - drunk people would have problems holding their tongues so if you have something to hide (like being a snich) you would avoid drinking.
Serce jak serce,ale jak tam swędzi 😂...Bubla też skubana załatwiła 😂😂😂
It looks like you missed the main twist at the end. It was the priest talk in Church, which started the whole "DO NOT DRINK" movement. And at the end he called the birthday guy to get involved in a drinking party.
Great kabaret! You should watch new sketch from KMN "Rabbit adoption" it's wonderful!
Dziękujemy że jesteś❤ Polska
Finally!! I love this😁😁😁
Great cultural translation :). Just one thing regarding vodka, if it has to be chilled much or nearly frozen, it means it’s bad vodka (cheap). Good brand only need to be chilled lightly.
It's not "i'm not drinking" it's "he is not drinking" It's not his decision, it's her decision:)
4:20 Thats literally what happened when I was missing you in Kultowa in Poznań :D I ran into me workmates and I was like "Nah, not today for me" and it went all a bit before one of them finally went to the bar and brought pints for everyone, including me.
A muzyka w tle...
HALUPAŘI!
🤗❤️🙌
1:20 Another insight joke here is we have Vodka named "Finland", text is from a song and it's also a country as you know :D
Polish Vodka should be frozen, and thick as fuck - (means -20*C)
Yep, they make rules by themselves and expect 100% obedience, but at the same time scream discrimination.
Once I've drived after drinking. Never again. I was forced to do it. Be more smart
Forced how?
Interesting. Now you have to tell the story
This translation was much better than the other ones. Basically 1:1 to what they actually said.
Really good kabaret Rob!
Poor Jerzy!😂😂😂❤
STEREOTYPICAL thing with 'Polish mom' is same, as with 'Polish wife' : *"They will talk and argument You to death."*
That's the point with "Calling to Your mom."
Respect, partly, too. But Jerzyk just know, IF she did it, he will get into cross fire. On one side pissed off wife, that will make his life hell.
And he can't even 'run off to mom(like it is always joked about women, when couple gets into HEAVY argument), because if she knew, not only will she ALSO treat him like enemy nr 1(till he apologize with passion, so to slowly forgive), she will remind him about this at every family meeting, or when they disagree. Like "Polish women never forgives, or forget." 😂
Shame you watched shorter version without mentioning of a moonshine
Maybe I shouldn't share this, but I'm probably the one who didn’t show up because of hungover. Regards 😊
I'm one of those dudes at parties;p (when we're at party, we all have to have fun ;), there's no other option... poprostu luzz blueees), and you, who you are?
and the biggest stupidity is that one person doesn't drink when the other one drinks... you order a taxi and that's it. Both people (a couple or a married couple) should have a great time, in my opinion.
Rob please try Kabaret Ciach - Reklamacja czajnika
Best journey never begins with glass of milk... only with shot of vodka :)
KMN is the best! 👌
Dzięki
People! Never drive after drinking alcohol.
drink when drive lol jk
Why? Did something happen?
Oczywiście. Chyba że bocznymi...
@@AlanNoNamePlayerit is forbidden in Poland
@@HaniaM703 I know, perchaps I was drunk when I wrote that. It is also difficult to type with one hand one a steering wheel.
Omg its a city where i live 😅
Cześć, Rob, polecam też kabarety:
- "Paranienomalni" :) (mają w skeczach trochę "czarnego humoru" ;) )
- "Kabaret Młodych Panów"
- "Kabaret Nowaki"
Dorzucam też kabaret Dno i Limo
I'm the 4th type. A guy who do not like alcohol, so buy a bunch of 0% beers and after the party drives everybody home.
But the most important thing is not to mix vodka with drinks such as Red Bull. I once had a drink like that, drove on the motorway a day later, and realised after 100km that I had forgotten my car! 😜
Haha
Rob, I invite you to Lublin. When will we drink? :) ...Jerzyk won't be there :)
polecam kabaret skeczo w meczacych - reklama parowki 2024- wpadka - i perfekcyjna pani domu. z tego roku.
Extra 👍😁❤️🇵🇱🌹
You should also watch "Jadzia" if you didn't😊
Polecam polski kabaret HRABI na pewno ci się spodoba, subskrybuję Twój kanał, czekam na twoją opinię 😉😉💪
Rob...Super...
Posłuchaj muzyki. Jest Czeska😁
i`m not drinking - on every occasion i`m saying i`m a scout... ;)
Najlepszy polski skecz kabaretowy😅 !
I don’t drink and there is no problem at all 🤷🏻♀️
😂🤣😂
polish drink alot but what about other european countries like france they drinking wine every day
I don't drink alcohol, at all. By my choice. And yes, people who meet me first time on some kind of party are surprised. "But... how? And... why?" 😂
But seriously, why?
@@thegrimreaper990 , three things at once. 1. I don't trust myself and have weak mind, so if I started liking being drunk, I'd be lost. 2. I don't like the feeling of alcohol in my mouth, throat and chest and I hate the taste and aroma of alcohol. 3. Very drunk people always looks for me very caricatural and clownish in very unpleasant way.
Social demands aren't strong enough to make me start drinking.
Kto nie pije ten donosi
@@aaergplay6022 About 1 it is essential to know when to stop, if your uncle is like a sponge and you know you can't handle his momentum, skip round.
About 2 there is a saying " If vodka starts tasting ok it is time to stop drinking for good.
About 3 key word is VERY ( look 1)
In the end I respect your choice and wish you well.
Witaj czy mógłbyś przesłuchać tą muzykę Hymn Sybiraków - (Anthem of Poles from Siberia) ?
Please, Polish march "First Brigade" Corfu
Finally
Happy wife happy life. Not in Poland 😅
Super, jeden z ostatnich dobrych skeczy KMN, teraz jest delikatny zjazd...
Ale jest jeszcze mnóstwo starych epizodow, koniecznie dajcie KMN plus Ada Borek i podroz autobusem
Co więcej to chyba jedyny udany skecz z Marcysią ze Złotopolskich, która zdecydowanie zaniżała poziom, zwłaszcza w porównaniu do Pakosińskiej.
@@ObscureArtEnjoyer no gdziez? Pani Magdalena byla dobra, np miala fajny monolog a tez fajnie sie klocila w skeczu o wakacjach
Na oewno byla lepsza od tej pierwszej po Pakosińskiej co sama sie smiala ze skeczow na scenie a na pewno lepsza od tej chudej z wada wymowy
Ogolnie KMN sie starzeje kiedys byl Dzwoniec na egzaminie i komisja wojskowa a teraz w kazdym skeczu sa frustracje starzejacych sie panów, ogolnie teraz jest głośno, klotliwie i markotnie
No i odgrzewanie tych samych motywow: "Lalka, taki szmaciany ludzik"
When I drive I dont drink even one, no matter how annoying and pushy the surrounding is.
Maybe you could do a reaction to the video "Inside the Country that KILLS Illegal Immigrants"?
W polsce największą wartość jest mama
You have understend Polish wamen rule oure lives. Couse they are brilient sadystic and tought 🥶🤫😁
Real life
0:30 the one PiS is real
whoever doesn't drink is a squealer
Najlepiej się śmiać z własnych przywarów 😂
Polish mothers are th same as italians mothers, you dont want to cross with them
i will found you ather way and i can tall you about jokes both . Why so to similar. Just try u see
maybe you will make a video about England, Great britain??? any..... Will I send you ;???:P rather... i think i will send an email about Polish culture?to you... If you don't mind?ahahhahahha
,I'm in Poland, my neighbors came and brought cider and vodka, and it's funny ;D typical polish wedding (only disco polo songs, all night ;d): ua-cam.com/video/q_0euliwpXY/v-deo.html
A co wy nie pijecie wódy angole
That cabaret used to be on real master level only with Pakosa.
That woman in that sketch is an actress (Stużyńska) and her presence in cabaret is a big mistake...
this sketch represents the pathological part of society, unhappy, drunk, disgusting, not funny
which is the majority of society
@@LukeSprings12 sociologically, we can divide it into generations. Boomers stayed in this mindset, millennials, gez Z look at such behaviors differently. It depends on the region, education, let's not generalize.
funny, but unfortunately we are no different from Russians in this matter
My brother got drunk, he ruined his life, his family's life and his mother's life, with whom he lived for last 10 years. He died from drinking 3 years ago.
Nie ma jak obcokrajowiec mówi o Polsce, my Polacy się jaramy a oglądalność rośnie. (do czego i ja się przyczyniam, niestety)
No i super - w końcu jakiś pozytywny content :) dowód na to, że ktoś się interesuje nasza kulturą bardziej niż większość Polaków :)
It is not translatable.
You really need to have an insider to break it down sentence by sentence.
🤝🍻🍻👍🍻🍻🤩🥳🍻🍻👍🍻🍻🤝
Joking about alcoholism is not funny for me.
Ok. Nobody asked
Oh Karen..
Na tym polega kabaret moralnego niepokoju.
W Polsce jak się rodzisz piją, jak bierzesz ślub pija i jak umierasz piją i to jestem Ok.👍🥃🍷🍺