The Dumbest Dhar Mann Video to Date
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
- Guys, we are reaching new heights. Today, we will look at what might seriously be the dumbest plot I have ever seen in a Dhar Mann video. Buckle up.
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nah dhar man really thought he was james bond
He’s the Kroger brand knock off James Bond
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Womp womp
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALnot the uttp
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We're not just telling violent stories, we're teaching kids to live criminal lives.
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And that dhar mann for you! 😀👍
Dhar Mann six years ago: well the writing might be bad, the production lazy, and the stories full of plot holes, but at least it's giving kids decentish moral lessons.
Dhar Mann today:
@@p-__who tf are you
@@evilyeucc who tf are YOU
we're not just telling stories, we're promoting dangerous crimes to children
154 likes and no hate speech? Let’s fix that
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@@Mr.Lightshinewhy? On the comment section? The worst place to say the words?
@@TheBlueDeclanhe isn’t just saying true words, he’s promoting Jesus to everyone
Good deed
For a split second, I honestly thought that when Gage took his mask off at the end of the video, it would actually be the therapist, and he would say some nonsense like "See Jax! You're doing it! You're using your empathy!"
Oh my god I could totally see that happening. Missed opportunity. Or rather, missed atrocity.
See Jax?? It was me Ragatha all along.
The therapist reveals he was actually the bookie who hired them for the robbery in the first place and it descends into a three-way stand-off like the end of _Reservoir Dogs._
@@okjeffy6581i have a love-hate relationship with this comment
"you're using ur empathy" omg LMAO that sounds so goofy
they aren't even trying to make real stories, they're just going for as much money as possible
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agreed
@p-__ umm excuse me wth
@@throwergirl966child
it's a bot @@throwergirl966
"We aren't just telling stories. We are shamelessly ripping off bigger and better media's"-Dhar Mann
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"We're not just telling stories, we're.. :checks script:, this is bullshit, no we're not!"
@@p-__ tf?
@@zanet4t lmao XD
I remember watching this movie when I was a kid... It was about a little boy with a brain tumor who loved cowboy stories, and when he fainted one day his dad decided to grant his son's dying wish by pretending they were cowboys and taking him with him on a bank heist and they met an actual criminal who helped them along the way and stuff, and they get chased by the cops all over the country.
Spoiler alert: it does NOT have a Dhar Mann ending.
Edit: it's called The Cactus Kid (2000)
Sounds interesting
Dhar Mann did a video on his bonus channel that really missed me off. This girls parents were getting divorced, and another girl was bullying her for it. She pushed the bully out of her chair, and she got in trouble. The parents were like: "On no, she's acting out because of our divorce." No, she wasn't acting out, she was standing up for herself. But Dharr Mann seems to be too clueless to understand what happens in his own videos.
Actually, I believe that all the girl's feelings just bubbled to the surface. She had to listen to her parents argue and trying to convince her to live with each of them. The bullying was the final straw. Now, I would also understand if the bully physically attacked her first, but the girl could've ignored said bully. I'm sure the bully was waiting for her to snap, and she got what she wanted. This doesn't excuse the bully either, BTW. I'm just saying that the girl shd've just not payed attention to what she was saying, but I understand how difficult it probably was to hear what the bully was saying.
@@audreyparmenter2000Should’ve at least punished the provoker too then.
Also realistically wouldn’t there be at least person who overheard the whole thing say “It was the bully girl who started it not her” to the teacher?
I mean, yes, the provoker shd've been punished as well. Also, I think sometimes other students might not feel brave enough to say anything. Other times, and I hate to say it, they might not care.
Yeah, that Mikey kid’s dad is abusive and does the things he does because of that
@@marisakirisame2366 im in 8th grade the provoker never gets in trouble its always the guy who stood up for himself
You straight up killed me when you were talking about them talking at full volume and shuffling around with a deer patiently waiting to get shot nearby.
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@@p-__ No one ever liked you and never will like you.
not to mention that gun is a Daisy 880 multi-variable air rifle chambered in 4.5mm BB's or .177 pellets which is NOT strong enough to take down any large animal. it has enough power to kill maybe small birds or pest control like mice and rats, but it lacks the power to even penetrate the muscle of a deer.
Southern Californians have no concept of wild animals and how they survive because they've wiped out all the indigenous fauna in their region.
@@mastercobragaming8780i have that, noticed it when I saw it. It kills squirrels and rabbits that’s abt it
Dhar Mann will always outdo himself in terms of making absolutely horrible videos it’s nothin’ new.
I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀
And so will stupid bots and trolls like above me
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL You wish to be better than Dhar Mann
Glory to Ukraine and Israel
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3:47 “Have you ever meet a guy named Jax?”
Ouch
Damm
“Goofy villain names”💀 I’m sorry you got done like that
@@santydoesreviews767nah that shit was “bad guy” 💀😭
Digital Circus
Lol I was about to comment that people are named Jax. I knew a kid named Jax plus there's a Mortal Kombat character named Jax, whos not even evil. So why the fuck did August think it was a "badguy name". His ignorance is lowering the quality of some videos for me😅
3:47 yeah that seems very digital circusy yk?
Watching Dhar man videos must feel like torture, rip Augusts sanity
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@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL I pity you and your pathetic existence lol
I’m better than CrewmateComplex 😂💀
but seriously these bots are as insane as dharmann
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Dhar Mann is so kid friendly! So many guns, kidnapping and other scary realistic situation! Perfect for the kids :D
"realistic"
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it is! idk why people dont like it for kids like its so kid friendly
Fr! Everything is fun and so kid friendly? It’s just guns and killing!
looks like something id put my younger sis to watch to!
Here's a Dorkman top tip: You get caught in a criminal activity and want a "get out of jail free" card, have a child with "cancer."
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The "Oh GoD hE's dEAd!" Had me dying
man im dead
The change of content for dhaar mann has to be some of the most dramatic I’ve ever seen on UA-cam.
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Honestly tho, some of his videos I can’t even bare to watch
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@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALGet a fucking life you NPC
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If he's struggling to get money for his kid's cancer treatment then why is he going to therapy? Doesn't that cost a lot? Where is he getting that money from? Also, why isn't the mom also looking for work if she doesn't realize he has a job?
Bad writing, that's why
I think the friend paid for his therapy?
@@williamrichter1113 But the friend couldn't afford to help with the Cancer treatment?
@@yourshoulderdevil5229LMAO didn't think about that
@yourshoulderdevil5229 yea I had the same thought.
$150,000 barely payed for one of my dads hospital trips when he had cancer. it was over a million dollars.
I'm so sorry you went through that. When my mum had cancer, the financial cost to our family was nothing, that in itself was still hard because cancer is hard.
I don't want to sound like I'm gloating, I have so much respect for people like my mum, and to imagine how it could be harder on others, like that's insane. She was brave throughout all of it, Americans with cancer are bloody heroes.
He probably had insurance that would cover most of it.
Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re traumatizing our child audience by ripping off plots of television intended for adults 😃👍
because yes
Dhar Mann sees the criticism and goes "Ok I'll get cops involved and change nothing else, see I listen"
the problem with that man is that he’s so idealistic about the plot of his videos that he forgets to think about what would happen if the video were to happen irl. tbh, watching this video made me realize that i have this issue to some extent, i should work on that
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@@p-__ no mine
Wdym you have to work on that? Are you a writer?
@@lxxsh2093 I'm assuming so.
@@user-ym9nl4qy6pno mine is
I want to believe that there is an alternate universe where Dhar Man straight up recreates literal live leak footage and then has the ending be like "don't judge a book by its cover"
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@@p-__ Your work and dedication is truly inspiring
@@p-__ and my farts are superior to yours and everyone elses!!!
@@p-__my farts are better
@@p-__Mine are the best
August missed the opportunity to say "have you ever wanted to watch a remake of breaking bad, but it's just bad. No breaking"
I wish he said that
I love how Richard didn't want to press charges or anything but you know for a fact that Jax's buddies ratted on him about everything else for a reduced sentence. "Will you still take me to Harry Potter land?" "Yes son, when I get out of prison in 40 years."
I love how family friendly it is
E for Everyone
@@IwillstealallyourgirlsE for empathy
@@ItzSierra - that doesn't exist
August I appreciate that you sacrifice your sanity for us
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mad respect to my boy august💪🏽
I'm surprised August, as a gun enthusiast, didn't call out the incredibly obvious BB guns these guys were hunting with. The one they were trying to shoot with is a Daisy 880 Powerline Shadow, while the guy in the background is holding a literal "you'll shoot your eye out" Daisy Red Ryder. 🤣Both are .177 caliber, which is much too small to legally (and ethically) hunt deer with.
“Individuals do not press charges, prosecutors do.” Thank you! This is one reason I stopped listening to a lot of stories from the I Don’t Work Here, Lady and Entitled Parents subreddits. There are numerous stories claiming an entitled person committed some serious crime (theft, assault, or even attempted kidnapping) against the original poster or one of their loved ones, the police were called, and the security cameras showed the entitled person committing the crime in question, and then claiming, “The police asked me if I wanted to press charges, but I said no.” Seriously!? What the people who write those posts are really saying is, “I wanted to write a story for Reddit to get some attention, but I’m terrible at writing a story.”
At this point, I'm surprised
August hasn't gone insane from watching Dhar Mann 😂
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I’m surprised how you’re overreacting so much, it’s just a UA-cam video not torture🤷♂️
@@Nathanp77Another gen alpha that doesn't know the definition of jokes and can't even spell
@@Coolcool-si6oq bro I’m 15
@@Coolcool-si6oq I’m mature enough to not bomb a grown man for having a job, making videos is his job. No reason for making fun for no reason😂
Dhar Mann: We promote family friendly inspiring content that will change lives forever!
Also Dhar Mann: Writes in people being held at at gun point only to find out it was to teach the person at gunpoint a lesson💀
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What the hell does that have to do with this?
There's nothing worse to me as a writer than didactic prose or gross moralization.
Dhar Mann vids check both boxes all the time.
“For Example 🤠” 9:52
frr
For glample
Best UA-cam show to watch while eating expired pasta
a man ate 5 day old pasta while watching dharmann. this is how is brain shut down
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@@spingleboygle 💀💀💀
I’m eating frozen pasta. Well, it’s not frozen anymore but you get what im sayin
Disney+Breaking Bad= The perfect Dhar Mann Plot
“have you ever met a guy named jax?”
gooseworks: 🧍♂️
Was literally thinking that
6:01 That is the most emotion I have ever heard in August's voice
"We're not just telling stories, we're encouraging crimes"
As a person with ASPD I have negative flashbacks of psychiatrists who talk to you like the one in the vid and all that “conversation about empathy” stuff
Likewise, haha
I’m so sorry about what happened to you
3:36 “is this couples therapy?” got me ☠️☠️😭
A thing I wanted to point out, when the therapist says there are some things they have to disclose, that isnt fully accurate. Your therapist has no legal right to disclose any information about you unless:
A. Someone is hurting yourself or others
B. You are/thinking about hurting someone else
C. You are/thinking about hurting yourself
In some cases if the therapist believes you are a danger to yourself or others, then they may disclose that, but therapists can not speak about a patient's personal life outside of sessions.
6:24
This is making me think about that scene in the Cat in the Hat movie where The Cat breaks the 4th wall just to advertise Universal Studios 😂
Or Henry potter puppet pals singing about
At The wizard world of Harry Potter at universal studios Orlando!!!!”
17:57 WHY is Dhar Mann obsessed with chemo hair? What a bizarre thing to add to the script for no reason
Obviously I didn’t watch the full Dhar Mann video myself, but one thing that would have made it slightly more digestible is if Richard was a childhood friend and he and the main guy knew each other and had a history. Would at least make more sense as to why he wouldn’t press charges and hire him for a job. Still dumb things, but would be better
Even in countries with healthcare, it doesnt cover things like cancer, accidents, ambulance rides, medications etc. Its actually more expensive for treatments that arent covered. Its cheaper for the citizen to have health insurance than it is to pay into health care. Lasik eye surgery for example. In canada, it is not covered by our countrys healthcare system. It is roughly 8k to get it here, yet go to the states and its half that.
Dental in Canada is really bad too cost me $500 just for a tooth extraction.
i like how the boss is a 'millionaire', and i assume that they are in one of those tall office buildings, yet those guys with masks are able to safely enter the building without anyone or securities seeing them. they must be professionals😂
Here's the thing, the job of a therapist is to be more of a guide while trying to get them to open up. The therapist in this instance was trying to find a connection, like casting a line and waiting for the fish to react. Trying to get the patient to have something to think about and hopefully at least have questions at the very least. The patient needs to face these demons themselves and often times they are already locking it all away. Humans are also emotional creatures, supressing emotions, even if it might seem convienent, is often times more detremental. It's like putting a cork in a formenting thin glass bottle. It holds it for a time but all the built up pressure will eventually burst the bottle. You need to release the pressure otherwise nothing changes.
ChatGPT or maybe Wikipedia
@@user-mb8yo3il1c no bot or wqikipedia here but think what you want.
@@user-mb8yo3il1c neither
@@user-mb8yo3il1c neither
Couldn’t have said it better myself. A therapist will know (and anyone with common sense) will know that encouraging people to not have empathy is bad advice. Was August on drugs for that bit??😅
Ts not breaking bad ts "fixing good" 💀
We're not just telling stories, we're squeezing the money out of your children.
What is up with dhar mann and criminals now????
You haven't seen anything yet. Just you wait, soon Dhar will make a video where a kid or adult kills someone and still gets away with it, and THEN at that point you can start talking about Dhar Mann and criminals.
"You've got what they call mega cancer" Actually amazing sentence LOL
The fact that I actually know someone named Jax makes this 10x funnier.
I was expecting dhar mann to float down from the heavens really buff then would say "ITS DHAR MANN" then would bow down to him 💀
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__ how about you shut up
As someone who’s grown up hunting animals, seeing a grown man struggle to shoot a deer is surreal.
I've seen some of the most burley, tough as nails guys struggle to kill an animal "for food," knowing he was only doing it for fun and not because they needed to eat. That's how they explained it anyway.
@@BigPanda096 There is a certain honor in hunting. You hunt and use the carcass to put food on your table. But I have talked to people that have told me stories of hunters that despise those that kill animals only for the sport and not because they need to eat.
I love the voice of august and it’s amazing how he doesn’t even need to think! I miss his Karen vids tho, thanks for your vids man😊😊😊
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@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL well then lets hear it 😜
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I thought by his voice he was like 40 but he's in his early 20s I think. Wild.
"Were not just telling stories, were- well actually I don't even know what were doing anymore... trying to make money I guess?"
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re lying about being family friendly.”
Imagine Dhar Mann directing a John Wick movie
You keep moving the goalposts, and Dhar Mann keeps hitting them.
3:42 I THINK ITS A REFERENCE TO A SHOW CALLED THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS
shut up kid
you know Jax has been a name way before that came out, right?
Bro thinks everything is a reference to a show
also ew furry
"the only jax i know is a fox" It's also a character in TADC
Is it just me or is August’s criticism just so on point
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@p-__ I'm pretty sure those "farts"are just your body odor and please do not go swimming we already have enough pollution in the ocean
@@p-__We didn’t ask
@@SSGGOKU_572this was kinda cringe
@@realestsiennait don’t matter AND I also believe that this criticism is on point
Dhar Maan always never fails to make us rethink what we watch
Bro was going to take down a deer with a fucking daisy bb gun 💀
yeah i have that same gun
The thing about Dhar Mann's videos is they're a lot like a Tyler Perry film: if you've seen one, you've seen em all! And just like Tyler Perry, the characters in Dhar Mann become progressively unrealistic and you aren't sure how to react. Thank you @augusttheduck for doing that for us!
5:00 bros impression of Waltuh White is perfecto Ong
I'd be alright if he wanted to branch out to make content for older audiences if he didn't put it alongside his regular all-ages content, or if he at least put a content warning on them (like he did with his "PG-13" videos)
I’m just; now realizing that the last Dhar Mann video that had the dark situation with the road rage driver is with these two same actors but playing the opposite roles on each other.
"babe, wake up. august the duck uploaded another dhar mann video."
I was wondering: Do you think he named the guy 'Jax' because the purple rabbit dude blew up??
August, I got hooked on your Dhar Mann reviews a few weeks ago, and now that I’ve binged them all I’m so excited for a new one 😂
Crimes not only by children (Mischief Mikey) but also against children. Something for the whole family!
This Is getting ridiculous. It feels like something i would see in a dream of somebody who is in a mental hospital.
I'm so thirsty right now but I am too lazy to get it downstairs so I will complain about it on the internet
@@Dan_Animation🤭 I hope you were able to drink somehow 🙃
I'm always suprised that he's not cancelled yet or finds "actors" to work for him. He's even somehow got a knockoff Tommy Lee Jones and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
What the heck has happened to Djar man, it used to be about “don’t bully people, you don’t know what they’re going through” to full on tv “episodes”
Also not that it matters cause it’s a dhar video, but hunters don’t shoot does much if at all, they go for bucks.
I think the reason why the guy is named Jax is because maybe Mann saw the Amazing Digital Circus and liked Jax.
“We’re not just telling stories we’re promoting crimes”
August we’re not gonna keep believing you when you say this is the dumbest video yet because you’ve said that the last 15 times. Great video once again though!
it just keeps on getting worse
This actor in the thumbnail went from mostly acting as a normal teacher to holding multiple people at gun point in different videos.
5:27 they spell it Damien but next scene they spell it Damian
Lol he is 100% getting scammed by the therapist lol
It’s kinda surprising that August doesn’t know who Jax from TADC is. I’m guessing Dharr Mann named him like that to make the 9 year olds excited.
True
Bro just got his son kidnapped and appointed the kidnapper to protect his life 💀
This is why you can't let Dhar Mann have a gun
I actually can’t believe that people who have watched Bambi and still kill deers are human.
I just watched the plainrock124 dhar man parody lmao
I am not sober watching this, but not actually looking at the screen and just listening, but this sounds like the best movie I've ever heard. I'm so invested
Hospitals can't deny you treatment when you're in mortal danger, or in need of life saving treatment. They have to treat you and then bill you. If you dont pay they send you to collections. They wouldn't deny this kid treatment just because they can't pay upfront, though.
Thank you!!
Finally a new one :) I love your dhar man videos
If there's any life lesson video I'd like for you to cover in the future, it'd probably be Sameer Bhavnani's "Dhar Mann sticks it to his actors" video, largely since "Dhar Mann" in that video is literally voiced by an AI voice.
I just like the ending music on your channel. It's so cheerful!
Dhar mann❌
Bad action movie👍✅
3:52 Funny thing, I actually knew a Knox back in 7th grade.
Did I really just hear the black dude say "I needs my money"? In 2024? Dhar Mann really needs to chill out with the black Caesar dialogue 😂
Dhar Mann definitely watched one episode of The Sopranos and thought “Yeah. I make this,but dumber”.
At this point, Dhar Mann really isn’t family friendly anymore. More like criminal-friendly, greedy-friendly, or PG-IDC friendly or something. There is just no point in this family-friendly slogan anymore.
And the fact that Dhar Mann is getting away with making videos like these to his audience of CHILDREN (9 years old (or worst younger) to 12 years old) and thinks they are good enough to pass on and is unaware of how dangerous it can be to such an impressionable audience is very very concerning. So concerning that it is not even funny.
5:37 Did he just forget his lines for a few seconds? There was a very noticeable pause there.
0:28
“If your a normal person who does not spend most of their days watching videos…”
“._.”
“…They don’t actually like”
“Oh, phew..” 😅
The thing i am most shocked about in this video is the cost of American healthcare,
I already knew you had to pay,
But i thought it’d be like 5k max more like 50$ for summit, not 150k for cancer.
It’s ridiculous
Wait..kids actually watch this kinda stuff!? No way would i have at any age.. wtf!?
Bro I watched this one when it premiered and I immediately thought “can’t wait to see August’s video on this” 😂