The Dumbest Dhar Mann Video to Date

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  • @gameface6091
    @gameface6091 10 місяців тому +482

    You straight up killed me when you were talking about them talking at full volume and shuffling around with a deer patiently waiting to get shot nearby.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Some_Guy6
      @Some_Guy6 10 місяців тому +1

      @@p-__ No one ever liked you and never will like you.

    • @KingCobra2287-r1j
      @KingCobra2287-r1j 10 місяців тому +26

      not to mention that gun is a Daisy 880 multi-variable air rifle chambered in 4.5mm BB's or .177 pellets which is NOT strong enough to take down any large animal. it has enough power to kill maybe small birds or pest control like mice and rats, but it lacks the power to even penetrate the muscle of a deer.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 місяців тому

      Southern Californians have no concept of wild animals and how they survive because they've wiped out all the indigenous fauna in their region.

    • @ThatGuySports1
      @ThatGuySports1 10 місяців тому +13

      @@KingCobra2287-r1ji have that, noticed it when I saw it. It kills squirrels and rabbits that’s abt it

  • @SuperStarLion
    @SuperStarLion 10 місяців тому +3426

    nah dhar man really thought he was james bond

    • @SithLord_69
      @SithLord_69 10 місяців тому +109

      He’s the Kroger brand knock off James Bond

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +14

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀

    • @SlatyRamen
      @SlatyRamen 10 місяців тому +16

      Womp womp

    • @sarahbeth157
      @sarahbeth157 10 місяців тому +33

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALnot the uttp

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

  • @its.kenzie.333
    @its.kenzie.333 10 місяців тому +1375

    we're not just telling stories, we're promoting dangerous crimes to children

    • @PassiveMemory
      @PassiveMemory 10 місяців тому +10

      154 likes and no hate speech? Let’s fix that

    • @Mr.Lightshine
      @Mr.Lightshine 10 місяців тому +11

      Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
      And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
      1. Believe that God sent His Son
      (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
      2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
      3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
      4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
      I'm Praying for you and you are loved
      (Romans 10:9-13)

    • @neptuneash4617
      @neptuneash4617 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Mr.Lightshinetl,dr

    • @TheBlueDeclan
      @TheBlueDeclan 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Mr.Lightshinewhy? On the comment section? The worst place to say the words?

    • @daKnightTwins
      @daKnightTwins 10 місяців тому +2

      @@TheBlueDeclanhe isn’t just saying true words, he’s promoting Jesus to everyone
      Good deed

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 10 місяців тому +494

    For a split second, I honestly thought that when Gage took his mask off at the end of the video, it would actually be the therapist, and he would say some nonsense like "See Jax! You're doing it! You're using your empathy!"

    • @ChuckySkullHead
      @ChuckySkullHead 10 місяців тому +59

      Oh my god I could totally see that happening. Missed opportunity. Or rather, missed atrocity.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 10 місяців тому +30

      See Jax?? It was me Ragatha all along.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 місяців тому +18

      The therapist reveals he was actually the bookie who hired them for the robbery in the first place and it descends into a three-way stand-off like the end of _Reservoir Dogs._

    • @zpooky6076
      @zpooky6076 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@okjeffy6581i have a love-hate relationship with this comment

    • @datmelonblob
      @datmelonblob 9 місяців тому +7

      "you're using ur empathy" omg LMAO that sounds so goofy

  • @BartSimpson-lr8vz
    @BartSimpson-lr8vz 10 місяців тому +244

    Dhar Mann did a video on his bonus channel that really missed me off. This girls parents were getting divorced, and another girl was bullying her for it. She pushed the bully out of her chair, and she got in trouble. The parents were like: "On no, she's acting out because of our divorce." No, she wasn't acting out, she was standing up for herself. But Dharr Mann seems to be too clueless to understand what happens in his own videos.

    • @audreyparmenter2000
      @audreyparmenter2000 10 місяців тому +8

      Actually, I believe that all the girl's feelings just bubbled to the surface. She had to listen to her parents argue and trying to convince her to live with each of them. The bullying was the final straw. Now, I would also understand if the bully physically attacked her first, but the girl could've ignored said bully. I'm sure the bully was waiting for her to snap, and she got what she wanted. This doesn't excuse the bully either, BTW. I'm just saying that the girl shd've just not payed attention to what she was saying, but I understand how difficult it probably was to hear what the bully was saying.

    • @marisakirisame2366
      @marisakirisame2366 10 місяців тому +24

      @@audreyparmenter2000Should’ve at least punished the provoker too then.
      Also realistically wouldn’t there be at least person who overheard the whole thing say “It was the bully girl who started it not her” to the teacher?

    • @audreyparmenter2000
      @audreyparmenter2000 10 місяців тому +6

      I mean, yes, the provoker shd've been punished as well. Also, I think sometimes other students might not feel brave enough to say anything. Other times, and I hate to say it, they might not care.

    • @Serenaskywalker
      @Serenaskywalker 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, that Mikey kid’s dad is abusive and does the things he does because of that

    • @vinshukla20
      @vinshukla20 7 місяців тому +3

      @@marisakirisame2366 im in 8th grade the provoker never gets in trouble its always the guy who stood up for himself

  • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
    @AWasteOfYourTime8205 10 місяців тому +738

    "We aren't just telling stories. We are shamelessly ripping off bigger and better media's"-Dhar Mann

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +5

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @zanet4t
      @zanet4t 10 місяців тому +27

      "We're not just telling stories, we're.. :checks script:, this is bullshit, no we're not!"

    • @neptuneash4617
      @neptuneash4617 10 місяців тому +2

      @@p-__ tf?

    • @yeontannie325
      @yeontannie325 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@zanet4t lmao XD

  • @pokeli2728
    @pokeli2728 10 місяців тому +2581

    We're not just telling violent stories, we're teaching kids to live criminal lives.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +10

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @vupham-bz3te
      @vupham-bz3te 10 місяців тому +24

      And that dhar mann for you! 😀👍

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 10 місяців тому +52

      Dhar Mann six years ago: well the writing might be bad, the production lazy, and the stories full of plot holes, but at least it's giving kids decentish moral lessons.
      Dhar Mann today:

    • @unfreakedjamin
      @unfreakedjamin 10 місяців тому +11

      @@p-__who tf are you

    • @alle_edits
      @alle_edits 10 місяців тому +1

      @@unfreakedjamin who tf are YOU

  • @p1zza108.
    @p1zza108. 10 місяців тому +1133

    they aren't even trying to make real stories, they're just going for as much money as possible

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +6

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 10 місяців тому +11

      agreed

    • @throwergirl966
      @throwergirl966 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@p-__ umm excuse me wth

    • @Wispectre
      @Wispectre 10 місяців тому

      ​@@throwergirl966child

    • @p1zza108.
      @p1zza108. 10 місяців тому

      it's a bot @@throwergirl966

  • @badernotgaming4392
    @badernotgaming4392 10 місяців тому +106

    3:47 yeah that seems very digital circusy yk?

  • @jaxbartlett138
    @jaxbartlett138 10 місяців тому +137

    3:47 “Have you ever meet a guy named Jax?”
    Ouch

    • @santydoesreviews767
      @santydoesreviews767 8 місяців тому +8

      Damm

    • @santydoesreviews767
      @santydoesreviews767 8 місяців тому +22

      “Goofy villain names”💀 I’m sorry you got done like that

    • @17denby
      @17denby 7 місяців тому +4

      @@santydoesreviews767nah that shit was “bad guy” 💀😭

    • @DaFunnyGuy2748
      @DaFunnyGuy2748 6 місяців тому +12

      Digital Circus

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 5 місяців тому +5

      Lol I was about to comment that people are named Jax. I knew a kid named Jax plus there's a Mortal Kombat character named Jax, whos not even evil. So why the fuck did August think it was a "badguy name". His ignorance is lowering the quality of some videos for me😅

  • @raythepretentiousnerd
    @raythepretentiousnerd 10 місяців тому +1598

    Dhar Mann will always outdo himself in terms of making absolutely horrible videos it’s nothin’ new.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +4

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀

    • @stubbywubbyz
      @stubbywubbyz 10 місяців тому +33

      And so will stupid bots and trolls like above me

    • @raythepretentiousnerd
      @raythepretentiousnerd 10 місяців тому +16

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL You wish to be better than Dhar Mann

    • @dje583
      @dje583 10 місяців тому +6

      Glory to Ukraine and Israel

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

  • @ThePopo543
    @ThePopo543 10 місяців тому +142

    I remember watching this movie when I was a kid... It was about a little boy with a brain tumor who loved cowboy stories, and when he fainted one day his dad decided to grant his son's dying wish by pretending they were cowboys and taking him with him on a bank heist and they met an actual criminal who helped them along the way and stuff, and they get chased by the cops all over the country.
    Spoiler alert: it does NOT have a Dhar Mann ending.
    Edit: it's called The Cactus Kid (2000)

    • @LOV3ST4Y143
      @LOV3ST4Y143 10 місяців тому +10

      Sounds interesting

  • @Baby0rang369
    @Baby0rang369 10 місяців тому +587

    Watching Dhar man videos must feel like torture, rip Augusts sanity

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +2

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @Baby0rang369
      @Baby0rang369 10 місяців тому

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL I pity you and your pathetic existence lol

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 10 місяців тому +32

      I’m better than CrewmateComplex 😂💀
      but seriously these bots are as insane as dharmann

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +3

      My farts are better than August's farts

  • @silenttera666
    @silenttera666 10 місяців тому +90

    Here's a Dorkman top tip: You get caught in a criminal activity and want a "get out of jail free" card, have a child with "cancer."

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Derpy_The_Goober
      @Derpy_The_Goober 2 місяці тому

      @@p-__SHUT UP BEFORE I HADOKEN YOU!

  • @fatherfruitloops
    @fatherfruitloops 10 місяців тому +57

    $150,000 barely payed for one of my dads hospital trips when he had cancer. it was over a million dollars.

    • @emmastrange5557
      @emmastrange5557 10 місяців тому +17

      I'm so sorry you went through that. When my mum had cancer, the financial cost to our family was nothing, that in itself was still hard because cancer is hard.
      I don't want to sound like I'm gloating, I have so much respect for people like my mum, and to imagine how it could be harder on others, like that's insane. She was brave throughout all of it, Americans with cancer are bloody heroes.

    • @White_Wrath
      @White_Wrath 10 місяців тому +3

      He probably had insurance that would cover most of it.

  • @CodyIsAGremlin
    @CodyIsAGremlin 10 місяців тому +540

    Dhar Mann is so kid friendly! So many guns, kidnapping and other scary realistic situation! Perfect for the kids :D

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 10 місяців тому +40

      "realistic"

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @P.X.R.P.L.E
      @P.X.R.P.L.E 10 місяців тому +12

      it is! idk why people dont like it for kids like its so kid friendly

    • @FriedSalttt
      @FriedSalttt 10 місяців тому +6

      Fr! Everything is fun and so kid friendly? It’s just guns and killing!

    • @j.k9316
      @j.k9316 10 місяців тому +3

      looks like something id put my younger sis to watch to!

  • @yourshoulderdevil5229
    @yourshoulderdevil5229 10 місяців тому +260

    If he's struggling to get money for his kid's cancer treatment then why is he going to therapy? Doesn't that cost a lot? Where is he getting that money from? Also, why isn't the mom also looking for work if she doesn't realize he has a job?

    • @darrellaldrige3909
      @darrellaldrige3909 10 місяців тому +65

      Bad writing, that's why

    • @williamrichter1113
      @williamrichter1113 10 місяців тому +24

      I think the friend paid for his therapy?

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 10 місяців тому +57

      @@williamrichter1113 But the friend couldn't afford to help with the Cancer treatment?

    • @williamrichter1113
      @williamrichter1113 10 місяців тому

      @@yourshoulderdevil5229LMAO didn't think about that

    • @cookingwithtabitha
      @cookingwithtabitha 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@yourshoulderdevil5229 yea I had the same thought.

  • @Kardruler
    @Kardruler 10 місяців тому +205

    The change of content for dhaar mann has to be some of the most dramatic I’ve ever seen on UA-cam.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +1

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀

    • @AnikasDreams
      @AnikasDreams 10 місяців тому +15

      Honestly tho, some of his videos I can’t even bare to watch

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @ethancousins-bh3ll
      @ethancousins-bh3ll 10 місяців тому

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALGet a fucking life you NPC

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

  • @gijoemasters
    @gijoemasters 10 місяців тому +30

    I love how Richard didn't want to press charges or anything but you know for a fact that Jax's buddies ratted on him about everything else for a reduced sentence. "Will you still take me to Harry Potter land?" "Yes son, when I get out of prison in 40 years."

  • @ChickenNuggetManCNM
    @ChickenNuggetManCNM 10 місяців тому +26

    6:01 That is the most emotion I have ever heard in August's voice

  • @Tragic_TV
    @Tragic_TV 10 місяців тому +101

    I want to believe that there is an alternate universe where Dhar Man straight up recreates literal live leak footage and then has the ending be like "don't judge a book by its cover"

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Tragic_TV
      @Tragic_TV 10 місяців тому +12

      @@p-__ Your work and dedication is truly inspiring

    • @TheDarkCeratosaurus
      @TheDarkCeratosaurus 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@p-__ and my farts are superior to yours and everyone elses!!!

    • @PUKPRIESTS.
      @PUKPRIESTS. 10 місяців тому

      ​@@p-__my farts are better

    • @Cupcake_Royale
      @Cupcake_Royale 10 місяців тому

      @@p-__Mine are the best

  • @AliAwadaistheGoat
    @AliAwadaistheGoat 10 місяців тому +111

    I love how family friendly it is

    • @Deadmothdonoteat
      @Deadmothdonoteat 10 місяців тому +24

      E for Everyone

    • @VocasoGK
      @VocasoGK 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@DeadmothdonoteatE for empathy

  • @cybersp-v9w
    @cybersp-v9w 10 місяців тому +140

    the problem with that man is that he’s so idealistic about the plot of his videos that he forgets to think about what would happen if the video were to happen irl. tbh, watching this video made me realize that i have this issue to some extent, i should work on that

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +4

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @cybersp-v9w
      @cybersp-v9w 10 місяців тому +13

      @@p-__ no mine

    • @lxxsh2093
      @lxxsh2093 10 місяців тому +2

      Wdym you have to work on that? Are you a writer?

    • @stronautninjatoxic
      @stronautninjatoxic 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lxxsh2093 I'm assuming so.

    • @Cupcake_Royale
      @Cupcake_Royale 10 місяців тому

      @@cybersp-v9wno mine is

  • @TheTrueHh
    @TheTrueHh 10 місяців тому +65

    August missed the opportunity to say "have you ever wanted to watch a remake of breaking bad, but it's just bad. No breaking"

    • @J0lDier863
      @J0lDier863 7 місяців тому +2

      I wish he said that

  • @Zombies.and_Mudshovels
    @Zombies.and_Mudshovels 10 місяців тому +22

    3:36 “is this couples therapy?” got me ☠️☠️😭

  • @jcdinsmore5001
    @jcdinsmore5001 10 місяців тому +210

    August I appreciate that you sacrifice your sanity for us

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Notjust-T
      @Notjust-T 10 місяців тому +5

      mad respect to my boy august💪🏽

  • @RandomGaming563
    @RandomGaming563 10 місяців тому +189

    At this point, I'm surprised
    August hasn't gone insane from watching Dhar Mann 😂

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Nathanp77
      @Nathanp77 10 місяців тому

      I’m surprised how you’re overreacting so much, it’s just a UA-cam video not torture🤷‍♂️

    • @Coolcool-si6oq
      @Coolcool-si6oq 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Nathanp77Another gen alpha that doesn't know the definition of jokes and can't even spell

    • @Nathanp77
      @Nathanp77 10 місяців тому

      @@Coolcool-si6oq bro I’m 15

    • @Nathanp77
      @Nathanp77 10 місяців тому

      @@Coolcool-si6oq I’m mature enough to not bomb a grown man for having a job, making videos is his job. No reason for making fun for no reason😂

  • @StormKP8
    @StormKP8 10 місяців тому +150

    Dhar Mann: We promote family friendly inspiring content that will change lives forever!
    Also Dhar Mann: Writes in people being held at at gun point only to find out it was to teach the person at gunpoint a lesson💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 10 місяців тому

      What the hell does that have to do with this?

  • @brandonhicks9926
    @brandonhicks9926 10 місяців тому +17

    Obviously I didn’t watch the full Dhar Mann video myself, but one thing that would have made it slightly more digestible is if Richard was a childhood friend and he and the main guy knew each other and had a history. Would at least make more sense as to why he wouldn’t press charges and hire him for a job. Still dumb things, but would be better

  • @Minibeaned
    @Minibeaned 9 місяців тому +7

    "the only jax i know is a fox" It's also a character in TADC

  • @TheRealPizzabeats
    @TheRealPizzabeats 10 місяців тому +33

    "We're not just telling stories, we're encouraging crimes"

  • @executor32
    @executor32 10 місяців тому +70

    I'm surprised August, as a gun enthusiast, didn't call out the incredibly obvious BB guns these guys were hunting with. The one they were trying to shoot with is a Daisy 880 Powerline Shadow, while the guy in the background is holding a literal "you'll shoot your eye out" Daisy Red Ryder. 🤣Both are .177 caliber, which is much too small to legally (and ethically) hunt deer with.

  • @Organ_Thief
    @Organ_Thief 10 місяців тому +35

    Disney+Breaking Bad= The perfect Dhar Mann Plot

  • @MaskedDeveloper
    @MaskedDeveloper 7 місяців тому +16

    6:38 "mega cancer" 💀

  • @BatCritic21
    @BatCritic21 10 місяців тому +13

    6:24
    This is making me think about that scene in the Cat in the Hat movie where The Cat breaks the 4th wall just to advertise Universal Studios 😂

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 10 місяців тому +1

      Or Henry potter puppet pals singing about
      At The wizard world of Harry Potter at universal studios Orlando!!!!”

  • @TheGorillaMunchEnthusists
    @TheGorillaMunchEnthusists 10 місяців тому +74

    Best UA-cam show to watch while eating expired pasta

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 10 місяців тому +16

      a man ate 5 day old pasta while watching dharmann. this is how is brain shut down

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @TheGorillaMunchEnthusists
      @TheGorillaMunchEnthusists 10 місяців тому +5

      @@spingleboygle 💀💀💀

    • @visabelic
      @visabelic 10 місяців тому +6

      I’m eating frozen pasta. Well, it’s not frozen anymore but you get what im sayin

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 4 місяці тому

      Sounds like a Brew video.

  • @MeeraReads
    @MeeraReads 10 місяців тому +17

    17:57 WHY is Dhar Mann obsessed with chemo hair? What a bizarre thing to add to the script for no reason

  • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
    @karaoconnoraliasraidra 10 місяців тому +19

    “Individuals do not press charges, prosecutors do.” Thank you! This is one reason I stopped listening to a lot of stories from the I Don’t Work Here, Lady and Entitled Parents subreddits. There are numerous stories claiming an entitled person committed some serious crime (theft, assault, or even attempted kidnapping) against the original poster or one of their loved ones, the police were called, and the security cameras showed the entitled person committing the crime in question, and then claiming, “The police asked me if I wanted to press charges, but I said no.” Seriously!? What the people who write those posts are really saying is, “I wanted to write a story for Reddit to get some attention, but I’m terrible at writing a story.”

    • @Groundlord
      @Groundlord 3 місяці тому +1

      It depends on what state you're in, some states do allow individuals to press charges.
      But while you're technically correct, police *do* ask the victim(s) of a crime if they want to press charges (I've had them ask me that several times while working at a gas station due to all the thefts we tended to have). When they ask you this, however, it's not because you as a private citizen are the one pressing charges - it's closer to them asking "If we file the case with a prosecutor and the prosecutor decides to move forward, does the prosecutor have your cooperation in pursuing legal action against the one being charged?"

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 3 місяці тому

      @@Groundlord Those are good points. I guess there’s more depth involved than I thought. I’ve just heard a lot of ridiculously fake Reddit stories in which the antagonist is caught blatantly committing multiple felonies on camera/in front of witnesses and is practically in handcuffs already, but then the OP says they don’t want to press charges, so the antagonist is just let go with zero consequences. The real-life scenario you described (Police saying, “Hey, we’re arresting this person, but we’d also like to know if you’d like to get involved with the court case.”) makes sense. The scenario a lot of Redditors claim happens (Police going, “Oh, you say you don’t want to press charges? Well, then, there’s nothing we can do and this person is free to go despite the evidence of them committing multiple crimes!”) does not.

  • @odysseus2k1
    @odysseus2k1 10 місяців тому +18

    i like how the boss is a 'millionaire', and i assume that they are in one of those tall office buildings, yet those guys with masks are able to safely enter the building without anyone or securities seeing them. they must be professionals😂

  • @GabiTheWeird0
    @GabiTheWeird0 10 місяців тому +6

    A thing I wanted to point out, when the therapist says there are some things they have to disclose, that isnt fully accurate. Your therapist has no legal right to disclose any information about you unless:
    A. Someone is hurting yourself or others
    B. You are/thinking about hurting someone else
    C. You are/thinking about hurting yourself
    In some cases if the therapist believes you are a danger to yourself or others, then they may disclose that, but therapists can not speak about a patient's personal life outside of sessions.

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 10 місяців тому +73

    Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re traumatizing our child audience by ripping off plots of television intended for adults 😃👍

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 10 місяців тому +2

      because yes

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 10 місяців тому +1

      Dhar Mann sees the criticism and goes "Ok I'll get cops involved and change nothing else, see I listen"

  • @TestilyMC
    @TestilyMC 10 місяців тому +13

    "You've got what they call mega cancer" Actually amazing sentence LOL

  • @Watari-c2m
    @Watari-c2m 10 місяців тому +7

    5:37 Did he just forget his lines for a few seconds? There was a very noticeable pause there.

  • @santosezso
    @santosezso 10 місяців тому +8

    The thing about Dhar Mann's videos is they're a lot like a Tyler Perry film: if you've seen one, you've seen em all! And just like Tyler Perry, the characters in Dhar Mann become progressively unrealistic and you aren't sure how to react. Thank you @augusttheduck for doing that for us!

  • @caylasmith5854
    @caylasmith5854 10 місяців тому +23

    “For Example 🤠” 9:52

    • @Amaen3a
      @Amaen3a 10 місяців тому +5

      frr

    • @J0lDier863
      @J0lDier863 7 місяців тому +4

      For glample

    • @paulitoivonen2131
      @paulitoivonen2131 3 місяці тому +1

      @@J0lDier863 Four Glample

    • @xandercogan5521
      @xandercogan5521 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm not gonna lie I was actually on the exact time stamp as this thing is

    • @pesomanjay
      @pesomanjay Місяць тому +1

      @@xandercogan5521same lmao

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 10 місяців тому +25

    There's nothing worse to me as a writer than didactic prose or gross moralization.
    Dhar Mann vids check both boxes all the time.

  • @dukesilver9267
    @dukesilver9267 10 місяців тому +8

    Even in countries with healthcare, it doesnt cover things like cancer, accidents, ambulance rides, medications etc. Its actually more expensive for treatments that arent covered. Its cheaper for the citizen to have health insurance than it is to pay into health care. Lasik eye surgery for example. In canada, it is not covered by our countrys healthcare system. It is roughly 8k to get it here, yet go to the states and its half that.

    • @White_Wrath
      @White_Wrath 10 місяців тому

      Dental in Canada is really bad too cost me $500 just for a tooth extraction.

  • @magicalhorseman109
    @magicalhorseman109 10 місяців тому +15

    Here's the thing, the job of a therapist is to be more of a guide while trying to get them to open up. The therapist in this instance was trying to find a connection, like casting a line and waiting for the fish to react. Trying to get the patient to have something to think about and hopefully at least have questions at the very least. The patient needs to face these demons themselves and often times they are already locking it all away. Humans are also emotional creatures, supressing emotions, even if it might seem convienent, is often times more detremental. It's like putting a cork in a formenting thin glass bottle. It holds it for a time but all the built up pressure will eventually burst the bottle. You need to release the pressure otherwise nothing changes.

    • @SammyAlakshar
      @SammyAlakshar 9 місяців тому

      ChatGPT or maybe Wikipedia

    • @magicalhorseman109
      @magicalhorseman109 9 місяців тому

      @@SammyAlakshar no bot or wqikipedia here but think what you want.

    • @magicalhorseman109
      @magicalhorseman109 9 місяців тому

      @@SammyAlakshar neither

    • @magicalhorseman109
      @magicalhorseman109 9 місяців тому

      @@SammyAlakshar neither

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 5 місяців тому

      Couldn’t have said it better myself. A therapist will know (and anyone with common sense) will know that encouraging people to not have empathy is bad advice. Was August on drugs for that bit??😅

  • @_Twilight_.-.anime_.-.weeb-
    @_Twilight_.-.anime_.-.weeb- Місяць тому +3

    10:05 Dhar Mann knows that lock smiths are hired, right? This makes absolutely no sense to me 😭

  • @XraeTheFurry
    @XraeTheFurry 10 місяців тому +56

    The "Oh GoD hE's dEAd!" Had me dying

  • @ljzp2859
    @ljzp2859 10 місяців тому +18

    The fact that I actually know someone named Jax makes this 10x funnier.

  • @Catlover-ee3ub
    @Catlover-ee3ub 10 місяців тому +8

    5:00 bros impression of Waltuh White is perfecto Ong

  • @ThepupsnameisBrian
    @ThepupsnameisBrian 10 місяців тому +15

    You keep moving the goalposts, and Dhar Mann keeps hitting them.

  • @William_Afton2002
    @William_Afton2002 10 місяців тому +2

    I’m just; now realizing that the last Dhar Mann video that had the dark situation with the road rage driver is with these two same actors but playing the opposite roles on each other.

  • @melissahollowell7255
    @melissahollowell7255 10 місяців тому +7

    Crimes not only by children (Mischief Mikey) but also against children. Something for the whole family!

  • @RacingEuphoria
    @RacingEuphoria 10 місяців тому +6

    "Were not just telling stories, were- well actually I don't even know what were doing anymore... trying to make money I guess?"

  • @Cactustemmy
    @Cactustemmy 10 місяців тому +45

    I love the voice of august and it’s amazing how he doesn’t even need to think! I miss his Karen vids tho, thanks for your vids man😊😊😊

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck 🤣💀

    • @Cactustemmy
      @Cactustemmy 10 місяців тому +2

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL well then lets hear it 😜

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @JustinSawyer-ji5wm
      @JustinSawyer-ji5wm 10 місяців тому

      I thought by his voice he was like 40 but he's in his early 20s I think. Wild.

  • @UnstableYT-u7k
    @UnstableYT-u7k 10 місяців тому +16

    Imagine Dhar Mann directing a John Wick movie

  • @Groundlord
    @Groundlord 3 місяці тому +1

    Love how Jax's *immediate* response to the therapist genuinely asking if this was meant to be a couple's session is to get angry and stand up like he's going to kick the guy's ass.
    Gotta squeeze in that homophobia alongside promoting criminal behavior and terrorism to the kiddos, I guess!

  • @Some_Guy6
    @Some_Guy6 10 місяців тому +8

    I'm always suprised that he's not cancelled yet or finds "actors" to work for him. He's even somehow got a knockoff Tommy Lee Jones and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

  • @Thebungus765
    @Thebungus765 10 місяців тому +18

    What is up with dhar mann and criminals now????

    • @Ladybuggames
      @Ladybuggames 10 місяців тому +1

      You haven't seen anything yet. Just you wait, soon Dhar will make a video where a kid or adult kills someone and still gets away with it, and THEN at that point you can start talking about Dhar Mann and criminals.

  • @TheCattyCupcake
    @TheCattyCupcake 10 місяців тому +22

    Dhar Maan always never fails to make us rethink what we watch

  • @Senecahaha..
    @Senecahaha.. 10 місяців тому +9

    0:28
    “If your a normal person who does not spend most of their days watching videos…”
    “._.”
    “…They don’t actually like”
    “Oh, phew..” 😅

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 10 місяців тому +5

    I think the reason why the guy is named Jax is because maybe Mann saw the Amazing Digital Circus and liked Jax.

  • @Gurshanboom
    @Gurshanboom 7 місяців тому +4

    5:22 "Regina"💀
    "Say regina backwards"

    • @Cambo-jh6ir
      @Cambo-jh6ir 5 місяців тому

      *this comment has been blocked and this user can't comment for 30 days*

    • @Gurshanboom
      @Gurshanboom 5 місяців тому

      @@Cambo-jh6ir NUH uh

    • @isojoe125
      @isojoe125 Місяць тому

      ​@@Cambo-jh6ir lmao what

  • @artCharles
    @artCharles 10 місяців тому +20

    I'd be alright if he wanted to branch out to make content for older audiences if he didn't put it alongside his regular all-ages content, or if he at least put a content warning on them (like he did with his "PG-13" videos)

  • @Big_RandyTM
    @Big_RandyTM 10 місяців тому +46

    As someone who’s grown up hunting animals, seeing a grown man struggle to shoot a deer is surreal.

    • @BigPanda096
      @BigPanda096 10 місяців тому +15

      I've seen some of the most burley, tough as nails guys struggle to kill an animal "for food," knowing he was only doing it for fun and not because they needed to eat. That's how they explained it anyway.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 10 місяців тому +8

      @@BigPanda096 There is a certain honor in hunting. You hunt and use the carcass to put food on your table. But I have talked to people that have told me stories of hunters that despise those that kill animals only for the sport and not because they need to eat.

  • @Justtired429
    @Justtired429 9 місяців тому +3

    Hospitals can't deny you treatment when you're in mortal danger, or in need of life saving treatment. They have to treat you and then bill you. If you dont pay they send you to collections. They wouldn't deny this kid treatment just because they can't pay upfront, though.

  • @kayleeereese218
    @kayleeereese218 10 місяців тому +2

    What the heck has happened to Djar man, it used to be about “don’t bully people, you don’t know what they’re going through” to full on tv “episodes”
    Also not that it matters cause it’s a dhar video, but hunters don’t shoot does much if at all, they go for bucks.

  • @bobbuilder-fe5hd
    @bobbuilder-fe5hd 10 місяців тому +5

    I was wondering: Do you think he named the guy 'Jax' because the purple rabbit dude blew up??

  • @Robowil
    @Robowil 10 місяців тому +6

    If there's any life lesson video I'd like for you to cover in the future, it'd probably be Sameer Bhavnani's "Dhar Mann sticks it to his actors" video, largely since "Dhar Mann" in that video is literally voiced by an AI voice.

  • @Watari-c2m
    @Watari-c2m 10 місяців тому +8

    3:52 Funny thing, I actually knew a Knox back in 7th grade.

    • @srcret7108
      @srcret7108 3 місяці тому

      Same, though mine was kind of an asshole

  • @aunteggmaniac
    @aunteggmaniac 10 місяців тому +10

    "babe, wake up. august the duck uploaded another dhar mann video."

  • @xanderd.4443
    @xanderd.4443 10 місяців тому +9

    1:57 is literally a black .177 Daisy Powerline 880 bb gun, only $60 at Walmart 😂😂😂

    • @M2plesyrup1
      @M2plesyrup1 10 місяців тому +2

      ur cool for that

    • @Justchill-bm3bo
      @Justchill-bm3bo 10 місяців тому +1

      I literally have had that bb gun😂

    • @ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVLPSS13
      @ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVLPSS13 6 місяців тому +1

      I don’t think they’re allowed to have hunting rifles

  • @sonic176yt7
    @sonic176yt7 10 місяців тому +10

    I was expecting dhar mann to float down from the heavens really buff then would say "ITS DHAR MANN" then would bow down to him 💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts.

    • @sonic176yt7
      @sonic176yt7 10 місяців тому

      @@p-__ how about you shut up

  • @chris.48
    @chris.48 10 місяців тому +9

    “We’re not just telling stories we’re promoting crimes”

  • @Lokokaos
    @Lokokaos 10 місяців тому +13

    This Is getting ridiculous. It feels like something i would see in a dream of somebody who is in a mental hospital.

    • @Dan_Animation
      @Dan_Animation 10 місяців тому +4

      I'm so thirsty right now but I am too lazy to get it downstairs so I will complain about it on the internet

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Dan_Animation🤭 I hope you were able to drink somehow 🙃

  • @LostSendHelp_YT
    @LostSendHelp_YT 10 місяців тому +3

    This is why you can't let Dhar Mann have a gun

  • @PlushieMarioMadness
    @PlushieMarioMadness Місяць тому +2

    3:56 bro the only Jaxs I know is from the amazing digital Circus😂

  • @LiamDG-o9x
    @LiamDG-o9x 10 місяців тому +6

    7:44 It is actually illegal for a therapist to share information about their clients even if they plan to commit a crime. Source: My actual therapist (I haven’t fact checked this I trust my therapist)

    • @SoloTURK11
      @SoloTURK11 8 місяців тому +2

      as far as i know therapists must disclose information that leads to harm to yourself or others

  • @unclericky2270
    @unclericky2270 10 місяців тому +9

    Bro was going to take down a deer with a fucking daisy bb gun 💀

    • @toxicwaste223
      @toxicwaste223 10 місяців тому +2

      yeah i have that same gun

  • @TythetankguyWT
    @TythetankguyWT 10 місяців тому +5

    5:27 they spell it Damien but next scene they spell it Damian

  • @marleeseviltwin
    @marleeseviltwin 10 місяців тому +6

    Ts not breaking bad ts "fixing good" 💀

  • @MistressAudio
    @MistressAudio 10 місяців тому +1

    I am not sober watching this, but not actually looking at the screen and just listening, but this sounds like the best movie I've ever heard. I'm so invested

  • @cayden12freddy
    @cayden12freddy 5 місяців тому +2

    "Have you ever heard of a guy named jax?"
    This aged well

  • @gammaymeh3500
    @gammaymeh3500 10 місяців тому +5

    I actually can’t believe that people who have watched Bambi and still kill deers are human.

  • @laylaa114
    @laylaa114 10 місяців тому +46

    Is it just me or is August’s criticism just so on point

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts

    • @Angelwalrond
      @Angelwalrond 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@p-__ I'm pretty sure those "farts"are just your body odor and please do not go swimming we already have enough pollution in the ocean

    • @andrewriel2321
      @andrewriel2321 10 місяців тому +1

      @@p-__We didn’t ask

    • @realestsienna
      @realestsienna 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Angelwalrondthis was kinda cringe

    • @PixelatedPower555
      @PixelatedPower555 8 місяців тому

      @@realestsiennait don’t matter AND I also believe that this criticism is on point

  • @BudderdMaynaze
    @BudderdMaynaze 10 місяців тому +9

    Bro just got his son kidnapped and appointed the kidnapper to protect his life 💀

  • @BalthazarBullmann
    @BalthazarBullmann 10 місяців тому +1

    Dhar Mann definitely watched one episode of The Sopranos and thought “Yeah. I make this,but dumber”.

  • @slimeplayz1307
    @slimeplayz1307 10 місяців тому +7

    Dhar mann❌
    Bad action movie👍✅

  • @qutis_brutus
    @qutis_brutus 10 місяців тому +5

    This actor in the thumbnail went from mostly acting as a normal teacher to holding multiple people at gun point in different videos.

    • @Superb-unsatisfying
      @Superb-unsatisfying Місяць тому

      ✨That's the Dar Mahn way✨ same with that one girl that also is on the brink of tears, why is she in like every Dar Mahn video???

  • @swankierSpy2658
    @swankierSpy2658 10 місяців тому +5

    The thing i am most shocked about in this video is the cost of American healthcare,
    I already knew you had to pay,
    But i thought it’d be like 5k max more like 50$ for summit, not 150k for cancer.
    It’s ridiculous

  • @dreamercraftyt7480
    @dreamercraftyt7480 10 місяців тому +33

    We're not just telling stories, we're squeezing the money out of your children.

  • @TreyLewis-o6o
    @TreyLewis-o6o Місяць тому +1

    That thumbnail reminded me of Michael De Santa. In fact any time I see someone in a suit holding a gun I think of Michael De Santa

  • @Spinelsofficalwife
    @Spinelsofficalwife 8 місяців тому +1

    This is basically the sequel to the road rage video the same guy in the video was the same one who pulled the gun on that guys son who’s also in this video

  • @-Lemon-Squeezy-
    @-Lemon-Squeezy- 10 місяців тому +3

    "We aren't just telling stories. We are constantly killing brain cells."

  • @Pepper-sg5rc
    @Pepper-sg5rc 10 місяців тому +3

    5:44 you’re supposed to look at the phone before you say “i’ve gotta take this”

  • @NothingPerson44
    @NothingPerson44 10 місяців тому +7

    At this point, Dhar Mann really isn’t family friendly anymore. More like criminal-friendly, greedy-friendly, or PG-IDC friendly or something. There is just no point in this family-friendly slogan anymore.
    And the fact that Dhar Mann is getting away with making videos like these to his audience of CHILDREN (9 years old (or worst younger) to 12 years old) and thinks they are good enough to pass on and is unaware of how dangerous it can be to such an impressionable audience is very very concerning. So concerning that it is not even funny.

  • @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs
    @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs 4 місяці тому +1

    worst song to play/sing to Chemo patients is 'Uranium fever' by Elton Britt, and for someone who was in Hiroshima or Nagasaki during WWII, 'Atom Bomb baby' by The Five Stars, 'Crawl out through the Fallout' by Sheldon Allman, or 'Atomic Cocktail' by the Slim Gaillard Quartette lol.

  • @bifurboy
    @bifurboy 10 місяців тому +2

    "the kidnapper of my son is my head of security"-Dhar Mann