The Worst Dhar Mann Video of the Year

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  • Dhar Mann, my favorite soccer league organizer. Today, we look at what I believe to be the most poorly put together Dhar Mann video we have seen all year. Buckle up.
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  • @whimsylumina
    @whimsylumina 5 місяців тому +5107

    Dhar Mann seriously changed my life. I used to always jump out of regular windows, but now i jump from 72-floor windows everytime i watch his videos.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +59

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @alvanaojukwu
      @alvanaojukwu 5 місяців тому +72

      💀

    • @mr.lizard666
      @mr.lizard666 5 місяців тому +35

      💀

    • @Perry_Jeronson
      @Perry_Jeronson 5 місяців тому +48

      @RonnieMcFloyd.what content?

    • @Ath3nx_2
      @Ath3nx_2 5 місяців тому +70

      @RonnieMcFloyd. for gen alpha. give your mom her phone back and touch grass

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +2628

    "I'll call you back."
    That had me rolling. That's not how 911 works Dhar Boy.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +12

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @Tomw1983theidiot
      @Tomw1983theidiot 5 місяців тому +2

      @@p-__my farts are stronger than your farts

    • @tamantanniru514
      @tamantanniru514 5 місяців тому +64

      also how do the cops know the location even if the johnson guy didn't even tell them

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +73

      I mean, the average reaction time for the cops in the Dhar Mann Universe to reach a certain or unintended location is 10 - 45 seconds. So I am assuming that the cops were already nearby before the situation happened.

    • @miguelitobasa9342
      @miguelitobasa9342 5 місяців тому +24

      @@p-__. How do you know

  • @TuanAnhLe-wn7gk
    @TuanAnhLe-wn7gk 5 місяців тому +2057

    "I'll call you back."
    911 operator: "Understandable, have a good day."

    • @kirahhdrop
      @kirahhdrop 5 місяців тому +51

      Breaks the phone and drops it in a glass cup*

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 місяців тому +33

      ​@@kirahhdrop "So ya see, someone once told me, it's like i always say I'll call em back"

    • @kirahhdrop
      @kirahhdrop 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Chuck_EL 😂

    • @MsKeebe
      @MsKeebe 5 місяців тому +19

      911: Oh. Sorry to bother you, sir.

    • @Headless_Basil._
      @Headless_Basil._ 5 місяців тому +5

      💀

  • @mliny
    @mliny 5 місяців тому +796

    "I'll call you back"
    In real life they would've tracked the location just in case

    • @Theawesomeninja_XD
      @Theawesomeninja_XD 5 місяців тому +17

      That's what I was thinking! 😂

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 5 місяців тому +35

      Not just in case, they do it no matter what because it’s protocol, in the case of an emergency sometimes maybe the phone gets disconnected or are in danger but can’t specifically say that they are so they send units anyway just to check out the situation

    • @Theawesomeninja_XD
      @Theawesomeninja_XD 5 місяців тому +11

      @@sammybutler3027 I think that's what they were saying.

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Theawesomeninja_XD it’s essentially the same but his comment makes it seem like they weren’t going to send anyone but they decided to send a unit just to be safe but that’s not how it works, if someone calls 911 they send a unit no matter what bc it’s protocol and if someone actually does need help but couldn’t say so they would be in trouble for not sending one bc they could be in danger

    • @brightbkh07
      @brightbkh07 5 місяців тому +3

      And they could have arrested him for misuse of 911 for that 911 hang up he just committed. At least that’s what could have happened in my county. 😂

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 5 місяців тому +813

    Parents spend years teaching their kids not to talk to strangers, don't accept candy or food from strangers - meanwhile, Dharman writes stupid short films teaching kids to listen to a complete stranger promising to train them to become soccer super stars (who also offers snacks if the kids do as they're told).
    Good job, Dharman!

    • @Shanna302011
      @Shanna302011 5 місяців тому +28

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 місяців тому

      Literally every pedophile's MO that's been locked up for decades

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому

      Instead of helping homeless teenagers, he bribes them with junk food to get them to play for him.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +36

      He’s basically telling kids to ignore what their parents teach them about safety at this point.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 5 місяців тому +12

      That doesn't apply to kind old black guys named Griff (no idea if that's coach's name, but it is now)

  • @Slim_T_ODB
    @Slim_T_ODB 5 місяців тому +1775

    The worst part is HE CAN AFFORD SO MUCH MORE IN A BUDGET! This is something some broke ass high-school kids would make as a class project.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +112

      Exactly! Dhar Mann is a flipping millionaire!! He clearly has more than enough budget to actually make a great set, but he always goes down the cheap path and it just makes the whole thing so ridiculous and boring for no reason.

    • @-sonnenblumen-
      @-sonnenblumen- 5 місяців тому +86

      My film class is all high schoolers and even we make better shit than DharMann 😭

    • @emms_rep13
      @emms_rep13 5 місяців тому +9

      Fr like he’s RICH

    • @gamespc-zi6zo
      @gamespc-zi6zo 5 місяців тому +22

      @@emms_rep13 he has like 5m dollars lmao he can definitely get a better setup hes a millionare

    • @DiamondCrusher2
      @DiamondCrusher2 5 місяців тому +3

      he’s keeping the bread for himself

  • @Monk3za
    @Monk3za 5 місяців тому +415

    ‘Cut down, Elijah’ says the coach.
    What the hell does that mean, no human has ever said that out loud at any match. It literally means nothing

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому +48

      It’s like an alien trying to mimic human phrases and slang

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 місяців тому +26

      13:17 Still with his 90s sport/pull yourself up by your bootstraps tropes
      This coach also is trashing orphan teens for not having jobs
      Dhar Mann suffers from arrested development and stopped thinking after 1999

    • @footwithuke
      @footwithuke 5 місяців тому +30

      ikr he’s supposed to say something like ‘cut it back!’ or ‘cut inside!’ but he literally just said ‘cut down!’ is he supposed to dig down or smth like it’s minecraft?

    • @EarMuncher
      @EarMuncher 5 місяців тому +14

      it sounds like one of those things that sounds like something that would make sense but it doesn’t

    • @jennterry6977
      @jennterry6977 5 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like an old gospel song.

  • @trevorpacelli8056
    @trevorpacelli8056 5 місяців тому +567

    15:35 Clearly that courthouse is placed inside that dimension Squidward went to when he messed with the time machine and then realized he could be all ALONE.

  • @soniquefus
    @soniquefus 5 місяців тому +648

    Plot Twist: Dhar Mann watches all of August's videos and every time August says, "Worst video ever/this year." or whatever, he tries to one up himself.

    • @DragonLlamma
      @DragonLlamma 5 місяців тому +69

      double plot twist: August IS Dhar Mann

    • @MajorPikapika
      @MajorPikapika 5 місяців тому +55

      ​@DragonLlamma triple plot twist : August is also Sssniperwolf and doxxed Jacksfilms so he could make content on herself and Dharr Mann

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 5 місяців тому +28

      Next Video: Dhar Mann becomes goku, destroys the universe, lives to regret it.

    • @MajorPikapika
      @MajorPikapika 5 місяців тому

      @@okjeffy6581 what happens next would be shocking

    • @samjonesi2658
      @samjonesi2658 5 місяців тому +5

      What happens next will shock you

  • @MagolorhasaGun
    @MagolorhasaGun 5 місяців тому +231

    them: HES STEALING FROM THAT OLD LADY
    also them: watches and doesnt do shit while standing 6 feet away.

    • @venom_295playz
      @venom_295playz 5 місяців тому +8

      well, the situation is still realistic at least.

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 5 місяців тому +9

      They are just following COVID guidelines

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +3

      It's strange, I coulda swore August said in another vid NOT to get involved. I think if you're capable, don't just stand there mute/screaming, do something!
      So I agree with his position here 👍

  • @CandyCane2004
    @CandyCane2004 5 місяців тому +389

    Coming from someone doesn’t know the first thing about sports, I somehow know more about them than Dhar Mann

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +15

      Agreed. And I think we all know that a soccer tournament has a lot more features than what he gave us.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 місяців тому +14

      ​​@@NothingPerson44
      I played soccer and we had a girl who was similar to the boy and our coach was extremely understanding and kept her on the team because he didn't take sports as serious as the stereotypical coach you often seen
      Most of my highschool coaches were pretty cool like that
      And ffs athletic directors didnt wear mob boss suits they usually wore jump suits or maybe a button shirt
      Dhar is out of touch with reality

    • @mikaelacarolinasanchezgala697
      @mikaelacarolinasanchezgala697 5 місяців тому +2

      Ariana what are you doing here?

  • @NopeNaw
    @NopeNaw 5 місяців тому +184

    Coach: "Your honor, reconsider!"
    Judge: "Uh, why?"
    Coach: "I need him to play in my football team in a tournament we haven't signed up for yet, that we're one man short for already, because I'm annoyed that the people in charge of my previous team took me off the team!"
    Judge: "Are you high?"

    • @Acup-jb4sy
      @Acup-jb4sy 3 місяці тому +14

      Coach: "Yes i am."

  • @STERBEN_IS_ANGRY
    @STERBEN_IS_ANGRY 5 місяців тому +519

    I don't even think Dhar man tries to get quality work done anymore

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +3

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @EmberStrasburger
      @EmberStrasburger 5 місяців тому +26

      Yeah, definetly not. He just cares about quick money without putting effort into his videos.

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. 5 місяців тому +15

      When you're rich as Dharr Mann you don't have to care.

    • @Qdacool_animations
      @Qdacool_animations 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@RonnieMcFloyd what the heck I've seen this message on like three comments now.

    • @Dragorosso95
      @Dragorosso95 5 місяців тому +6

      He never tried in the first place

  • @AmmarVanKorsha
    @AmmarVanKorsha 5 місяців тому +165

    It has become a tradition for my little brother and I to binge watch Dhar Mann videos and just laugh at how bad they are. It has become a way for us to bond.

    • @thatfroggyguy
      @thatfroggyguy 5 місяців тому +19

      Dislike them to make sure the algorithm doesn't help that man but I do that with my friends too

    • @AmmarVanKorsha
      @AmmarVanKorsha 5 місяців тому +5

      @@thatfroggyguy Will do. Nice to know that we aren't alone.

    • @pksmith4496
      @pksmith4496 5 місяців тому +1

      Good for you two!

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thatfroggyguydisliking also boosts the video. Any kind of engagement does

    • @thatfroggyguy
      @thatfroggyguy 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Solanin0803 commenting and views do, but having a bad dislike ratio CAN harm the view count

  • @The-Chuck-E-Network
    @The-Chuck-E-Network 5 місяців тому +576

    The fact that Dhar Mann's audience doesn’t give a shit about his videos is just strange. They only tell him "Takedown Airplanes will make u cool. Wonderful message Dhar Mann!".
    Edit: and also, it looks like Dhar finally works up the courage to show a car plate

    • @JaredtheNacliFan
      @JaredtheNacliFan 5 місяців тому +20

      I think it’s the other way around. Dhar Mann doesn’t care what his audience thinks and continues to make this atrocious content even if the viewers comment that it is awful. It’s the same for every dhar Mann ripoff out there

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @bigturdgames9802
      @bigturdgames9802 5 місяців тому +1

      The one time bots spamming will be acceptable ​@RonnieMcFloyd.

    • @KatTheOneAndOnly
      @KatTheOneAndOnly 5 місяців тому +3

      @@p-__ How do you know 🤨

    • @UNHINGEDxvx
      @UNHINGEDxvx 5 місяців тому +3

      Mr.Duck. I would like to inform u that Dhar mann does know who u are. U aren't AugustTheDuck you are September The Duck.

  • @AmmarVanKorsha
    @AmmarVanKorsha 5 місяців тому +94

    The next Dhar Mann video: Kid NUKES CITY to get PS5. What happens next is shocking.

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 5 місяців тому +10

      I'd watch that one

    • @liamholton8937
      @liamholton8937 4 місяці тому +14

      100% a Mikey Miller story

    • @Zuhg
      @Zuhg 3 місяці тому +8

      he would get grounded for 2 days and that would be the lesson

    • @staciefreshener4032
      @staciefreshener4032 Місяць тому +1

      What HAPPENS next is DISTURBING :0 , Dhar Mann Special.

  • @af1yaa
    @af1yaa 5 місяців тому +217

    I find it so funny how Dhar Mann just either milks out those kids Mikey and Jay or posts the same ‘life lesson’ with different actors nowadays and for some reason the comments are just glazing 😂

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому +3

      The only original videos are illegal ones

    • @chanchaniceman
      @chanchaniceman 5 місяців тому +11

      Since the majority of the original cast is gone he’s only gonna milk out with Mikey and Jay along with a few stuffs

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +4

      @@chanchaniceman Mikey and Jay and Noah, along with the Chasing Charlie cast are all I see of Dhar Mann recently. It really is starting to get old. Plus most of the newest actors we’ve seen are not as good imo.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +2

      @@chanchaniceman I agree.

    • @chanchaniceman
      @chanchaniceman 5 місяців тому +5

      @@NothingPerson44 let’s face it while some of their new actors are okay they’re not gonna get them the most views. Plus the whole series of Mikey,Jay,Noah and Charlie these are the only things he can milk out now. This has been pretty much the formula of what Dhar Mann has been doing is just recycling ideas with small changes. The majority of the new actors if I’m being honest aren’t even close to what the older casts can do. Not saying all of em are bad but compared to the older actors they just lack

  • @WarioWareFan01010
    @WarioWareFan01010 5 місяців тому +225

    The criminals in the FNAF Movie were more threatening. AND ONE OF THEM GOT SOLOED BY A CUPCAKE!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @HolyNamed
      @HolyNamed 5 місяців тому +38

      and turns out that cupcake can literally fly at you

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 5 місяців тому +11

      mr cupcake is a menace

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 5 місяців тому +14

      I mean the Cupcake did have the most on screen kills (not counting the 8-bit intro)

    • @hudalovestodraw3249
      @hudalovestodraw3249 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Tabth3778 He's more than that. He's the DEVIL reincarnated!!

  • @earth.2naee
    @earth.2naee 5 місяців тому +194

    im really starting to think that Dhar Mann has finally lost his last bit of sanity

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @JJ-mn3nd
      @JJ-mn3nd 5 місяців тому +4

      @RonnieMcFloyd for the first time someone has said that I don’t actually doubt it

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +2

      I think he has lost it ever since Season Two of Mischief Mikey imo.

    • @VerySilverSpoon
      @VerySilverSpoon 5 місяців тому

      ​@@p-__Keys without the e now read it aloud in acronym form.

  • @Stormageddon571
    @Stormageddon571 5 місяців тому +41

    21:47 Church soccer league is giving these guys way too much credit. When my church did a sports tournament, we used actual, regulation sized playing fields/courts

  • @Stelladachii
    @Stelladachii 5 місяців тому +18

    How to fix this video, from someone with 0 storytelling experience:
    1. Throw the whole robbery part of the video at the start to the middle. Have this be a falling out moment between the kids and the coach, and have the kids rethink their actions with the reason being that they've already built a bond the coach, and they feel guilty for breaking that, and then have some search for a way to make it right. I think a good way for this would be to make the coach host some kind of charity such as a food drive, where the kids can just volunteer.
    2. Heavily expand the time-frame in which the video takes place. Stretching it over a few months will allow for greater believability in the bond between the coach and the kids.
    3. Just make it so the kids were using a worn down half deflated soccer ball with goals made out of some soda bottles or trash bags on the floor, this would allow the coach to seeing talent in the kids more believable. Upon seeing this the coach can offer to give the boys his soccer ball, feeling as if it serves no purpose anymore as his position as coach is gone.
    3. Remove the whole food bribe thing it's stupid and serves 0 purpose. Instead have the kids feels grateful for the coach giving them the ball and having them ask the coach to join in on their game. Through this process the kids can see the coach is experienced and ask how he got to be that way. The coach can then open up about being a soccer coach and the kids can ask him if they can teach them a thing or two. This can Jumpstart their relationship in an actual way that makes sense.
    4. After a few weeks of playing and training the coach can ask them about the tournament after seeing how far they've come, saying sign-ups end within a week or two and that it would be his dream to have a team in the tournament after what happened with his coaching position. After the kids agree you can include the falling out scene mentioned in number 1, with the coach saying he still believes in the kids after they open up about their homeless situation more. This is when the coach can introduce the food drive and even feed the kids for helping out and offering them a second chance.
    5. The whole court thing can be made slightly better by the coach telling the judge that the kids have done charity work as a way to prove they can change (preferably this being the reason why they missed court) and even offer more charity work being their punishment. (This still isn't that realistic but it's a lot better than some random dude coming in and saying to delay the sentencing)
    6. Actually improve the tournament and add more teams and make it an underdog story. These were always a fun watch in sports movies and the showdown against the coach's former team in the finals would make for a great finale.
    7. Have the coach get the kids enrolled back in school and in their soccer program. Make him strike a deal with the guy who offered him his position back (just make this dude a school admin) where he'll take his spot back if they allow his team to join the school team as well. This could lead to the kids being successful in soccer in school than earning scholarships from that, making the whole "oh we got a bunch of sponsors and money" thing a lot more believable.

    • @anchorwithazero
      @anchorwithazero Місяць тому

      i dont even like sports movies but this seems like an incredible watch

  • @Brendanowl
    @Brendanowl 5 місяців тому +7

    "You should've gotten here sooner. He's already been sentenced to one month."
    I didn't see you hit the gavel on the table, so it isn't official. That's how Dhar Mann court works. You must hit the table with the gavel in order for the sentence to be in place, to give someone a chance to burst in and change the judge's mind.

  • @thegirlinyourwalls...
    @thegirlinyourwalls... 5 місяців тому +184

    Dharr man just doesn’t stop does he?

    • @VAmaps
      @VAmaps 5 місяців тому +4

      Unfortunately not

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @K00L_A1D
      @K00L_A1D 5 місяців тому +3

      @@p-__ok wtf.

    • @mackadoodless
      @mackadoodless 5 місяців тому +4

      @@K00L_A1D ignore the tiny pp bot

    • @themasterofawsover100dstrength
      @themasterofawsover100dstrength 5 місяців тому +3

      we should just spam dhar midd

  • @brurmonemt
    @brurmonemt 5 місяців тому +144

    Dhar Mann is seriously life changing. He used to give people I walk by brain tumors, but now he has evolved and gives people even deadlier viruses. Thank you, Dhar!

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 5 місяців тому +63

    Lol, the 'Old Lady' comes around that corner like 'Those darn kids are at it again!'

  • @nacereddinechallal4405
    @nacereddinechallal4405 5 місяців тому +67

    Imagine being a police officer on the emergency line and he tells u he ll call u back👁️👄👁️

  • @whatsuppup852
    @whatsuppup852 5 місяців тому +27

    why did he throw the bag of snacks on the ground and make them rummage through it like they were a bunch of animals😭

  • @cluckerchick9425
    @cluckerchick9425 5 місяців тому +60

    Dhar Mann changed my life.
    I used to be dead, but then I got up out of my grave just to turn off a Dhar Mann video that someone was watching at my funeral.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому

      I'd say don't give Dhur any ideas, but wasn't there one where Mikey was playing Minecraft at a funeral? lol 😉

    • @ilivemusicandgame
      @ilivemusicandgame 5 місяців тому

      that was not in a funeral it was in a church meeting@@favoritemustard3542

  • @PintoBeans22
    @PintoBeans22 5 місяців тому +87

    Worst than the kid killing his mom for an iPad? Wow, Dhar Mann just keeps outdoing himself 😧

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @FNAF_Professor
      @FNAF_Professor 5 місяців тому

      @RonnieMcFloyd.both of you stfu and stop spamming 😭💀

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +15

      I still call Mikey committing an act of terrorism and getting a slap on the wrist; AND the fake murder mystery case way worse than this.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому

      Almost sounds like you're accusing August of clickbait 😉😉

  • @Oc3an4Life
    @Oc3an4Life 5 місяців тому +96

    maybe this is the 1,789,905 dahrr man vid augusttheduck has called the worst

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @Noorellahi
      @Noorellahi 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@p-__ bro pleasestop commenting this

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому +5

      And there are still more to come in the future just as long as Dhar Mann keeps on going.

    • @theprophet9429
      @theprophet9429 5 місяців тому

      I believe him this time.

    • @kikicupcake1000
      @kikicupcake1000 5 місяців тому

      Because every Dhar Mann video is worse than the last.

  • @Alf-gm7tf
    @Alf-gm7tf 5 місяців тому +29

    I’m surprised duck hasn’t talked about “Dhar Mann doesn’t pay employees, what happens next is SHOCKING

  • @coolguy4-ls2gl
    @coolguy4-ls2gl 5 місяців тому +13

    Your dhar Mann videos are what introduced me to your channel and I’ll forever see them as the best of your videos. Always happy to see another one

    • @helluvaboss66613
      @helluvaboss66613 5 місяців тому +1

      Same. Now everyday i watch a few of his videos. He is amazing! And he makes good points in all his videos to.

  • @dullsunrise8820
    @dullsunrise8820 5 місяців тому +42

    What’s beginning to really frustrate me about DharDhar Bink’s videos is how he’s so bankrupt of ideas he either gets “inspired” by other media (aka just makes his own “realistic” version-even downright plagiarizes at points) or tries to be hip with the kids on new trends (aside from the TikTok propaganda ones he recently uploaded a video on his second channel about iPad kids that is so awful it’s painful). Somehow, recycling his older content feels less insulting than whatever he does now. Knowing what the drama a year ago exposed makes it even worse.

    • @JoanPasley-i2c
      @JoanPasley-i2c 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh, you mean the so-called bonus stories? Cringe.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 5 місяців тому

      @@JoanPasley-i2c Yeah the bonus stories are worse than the regular ones from his studio.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +2

      I never understood the drama... Did he pay less than he promised, or did the actors not look at the contract they agreed to & somehow thought they'd be payed more?

    • @dullsunrise8820
      @dullsunrise8820 5 місяців тому

      @@favoritemustard3542They weren’t paid a livable wage. From what I understand, many worked with Dhar since the beginning were promised a raise when he got big (they already weren’t being paid much), which never happened. It’s not easy for independent actors getting their foot in the door so any opportunity was better than none, and risking their jobs to call out Dhar wasn’t an option, despite how corporatized the channel became. It came to a boil when they tried to confront him only for him to never show up. He also gave them a lot of stressful work hours due to his channel becoming a content farm.
      TLDR; Dhar is a god awful boss who took his employees for granted, overworking and underpaying them despite promising to up wages and those actors struggling to find work elsewhere.

  • @Kawa-Yuki
    @Kawa-Yuki 5 місяців тому +55

    So the guy basically betrayed his team that would apparently be too upset and emotional about him being fired to even let him tell them himself or say goodbye… just to prove that he was still a good coach… like he literally trained a new team to try and beat his old one in the so called “tournament” that he himself had trained and worked so hard for just to prove the guy who fired him wrong… and then he didn’t even want his job back when he made his point… 🤦🏼‍♀️ so he clearly didn’t give a single shite about his original team and it was all about his bloody pride… What a great story and lesson Dar. Thank you for changing so many lives. 🙄 Now everyone can strive to be a selfish twat with main character syndrome who only helps people in order to use them for their own personal gain. Bravo. 👏😒

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому +13

      And he used homeless children to his benefit rather than helping them

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 5 місяців тому +13

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 I know right? They were literally kicking rubbish around and he bribed them with “snacks” when they hadn’t eaten anything all day. He may as well have just been tossing them bread crumbs… He didn’t even provide them with a single warm or proper meal. I don’t know how they managed to play soccer so well being that they were incredibly malnourished and living off nothing but crisps and sugar water 😒

    • @chanchaniceman
      @chanchaniceman 5 місяців тому +6

      Basically my thoughts like it wasn’t to prove someone wrong just a way to stoke your own ego what’s even worse as the other commenter said “this coach used his homeless children for a personal gain”

    • @savvy.m
      @savvy.m 5 місяців тому +5

      yeah, like at least make the original team a bunch of jerks or smth

    • @hudalovestodraw3249
      @hudalovestodraw3249 5 місяців тому +1

      I used to watch Dhar Mann when I was younger, but now the skits are getting confusing and pretty scary on how it could affect impressionable kids

  • @Kittyluvr98
    @Kittyluvr98 5 місяців тому +29

    I work in LA and I constantly see job posting for his studio 😂 I’m very attempted to apply as a production assistant or camera operator just to see what it’s like to work there LOL

    • @GlitchyJames
      @GlitchyJames 4 місяці тому +2

      You should

    • @kimpedchenko6426
      @kimpedchenko6426 4 місяці тому +5

      You should do it, then post the story and tell us, you absolute 👑 monarch 👑

  • @aliamuldawer4768
    @aliamuldawer4768 5 місяців тому +18

    If you want a better version of this with actual actors, watch McFarland, USA. Genuinely good movie. Actual plot. Actual realistic story.

  • @SerenityRamos
    @SerenityRamos 5 місяців тому +12

    0:10 What is going on here-

  • @A_NOOBYGUY
    @A_NOOBYGUY 5 місяців тому +19

    The gang: steals from a bunch of elderly people
    The coach a couple minutes later: Hey! I should recruit them for my soccer team!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +4

      IKR! But it's (apparently) excusable because they had the younger homeless kids show up. That's why he hung up on the 911 operator after he saw them.
      "So you see, it's OK to pawn stolen stuff for food." ~ Dhur

  • @kaliiii_a
    @kaliiii_a 5 місяців тому +78

    OML NOT DHAR MANN

    • @plussyplatinum
      @plussyplatinum 5 місяців тому +1

      Tomorrow’s Teaching ripoff

    • @goofyoperatorr
      @goofyoperatorr 5 місяців тому

      🥐

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @madelrainwater4694
      @madelrainwater4694 5 місяців тому +2

      This video is 23 mins long
      Thise comment was made 8 mins ago
      This video was made 9 mins ago

    • @mackadoodless
      @mackadoodless 5 місяців тому +2

      @@5pacedinothere’s literally a bot comment right above yours 😭

  • @felixes_pancakes6620
    @felixes_pancakes6620 5 місяців тому +25

    AugustTheDuck, if he doesn't give us the Dhar Mann update every month, no one will.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @PurooRoy
      @PurooRoy 5 місяців тому +1

      Every half a month*.

  • @The_real_yeetip
    @The_real_yeetip 5 місяців тому +365

    Every like this gets I will run 1 mile

  • @trainfan4043
    @trainfan4043 5 місяців тому +6

    I swear, The Next Dhar Mann Video Is Going to Be Something like: "Kid Murders Classmate to Skip Test, Lives to Regret It"

  • @santosezso
    @santosezso 5 місяців тому +11

    For God's sake the movie "Poms" with Diane Keaton Rhea Pearlman and Pam Grier had a more believable plot line than this garbage... and that film was only able to garner a 36% on Rotten Tomatoes

  • @Zesty_monkey
    @Zesty_monkey 5 місяців тому +23

    Dhar Mann really thought he could make coach carter 💀🙏

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

  • @zayanislam6497
    @zayanislam6497 5 місяців тому +6

    August should make a whole entire channel dedicated to Dhar Mann this point.

  • @Ilovegamingsm
    @Ilovegamingsm 5 місяців тому +6

    "I'll call you back."
    Hey dhar dhar? That's not how 911 works, you know. And why is outside of the courthouse the white void dimension that squidward got trapped?

  • @CometMasonTrucker
    @CometMasonTrucker 3 місяці тому +5

    4:48 Dhar Mann can’t even spell practice right

    • @Awsome_Bread
      @Awsome_Bread 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, according to him. Practice is pratice, all he needed was another c.

    • @rickmarty1750
      @rickmarty1750 Місяць тому +1

      The.. truth.. CAN YOU FIX IT (slowing down on you)

  • @barberdrake
    @barberdrake 5 місяців тому +16

    9:07 puts bag down
    9:14 has bag again???

  • @kevinhull7925
    @kevinhull7925 5 місяців тому +19

    Also, in the robbery scene: would robbers really be wearing flip flops? Wouldn’t they more likely be wearing sneakers, which are easier to run in?

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому +6

      Tbf they are homeless. I doubt they could afford better

    • @toxicstarcandy
      @toxicstarcandy 5 місяців тому +2

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 would agree if it weren't for the fact that at the snack part only one of them is wearing flip flops, all the rest have sneakers on

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012You could run barefoot. Flip Flops are such a liability for when you are running

  • @RichardBaran
    @RichardBaran 4 місяці тому +1

    They litteraly did this to my wife except it was for graduation and senior class, they removed her after 10 years + 2 weeks before graduation and banned her from going, after giving her teacher of the month the same day they did all of this. Graduation was a disaster lol

  • @KaylieghHereford
    @KaylieghHereford 5 місяців тому +40

    We're not just making videos.
    We're ruining them, too!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @FNAF_Professor
      @FNAF_Professor 5 місяців тому +4

      @@p-__STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS ISTG

    • @realcinnamongold
      @realcinnamongold 5 місяців тому +2

      @@FNAF_Professorit's a bot it's not stopping anytime soon

    • @helluvaboss66613
      @helluvaboss66613 5 місяців тому

      ​@@realcinnamongoldFuck... Thats annoying.

  • @annieworroll4373
    @annieworroll4373 5 місяців тому +13

    The coach going to bat for the kid, cool. The judge showing some mercy in this scenario, maybe. Having better support for his rehabilitation than he had previously could justify a reduced sentencing or even some flexibility on report time.
    But basically every specific detail was sooooooooo far off.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 5 місяців тому +1

      Honestly, if the coach worked with rehabilitating teens, it would make more sense why the judge would allow it

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 3 місяці тому +1

      Whose going to go to bat for a kid you've known for a day?
      The kid stole the stuff just yesterday, how has he changed.
      Like August said, they needed to put some time between this, would of made it believable. Like the coach actually knew the kid, not he's really good at soccer, let him out.

  • @LadyDragonbane
    @LadyDragonbane 5 місяців тому +13

    6:56 No, I totally believe it. There's a local team in my area that in recent years have fired their coaches for no good reason at really bad times and in terrible ways. Results have, of course, been just as bad so they keep doing it.

  • @ironrevenger9386
    @ironrevenger9386 5 місяців тому +6

    I have to disagree on this one being Dhar Manniac’s worst vjd of the year so far. That title definitely belongs to his more homicidal plots like “Mikey’s Mom Murder Mystery” and his poor attempt at James Bond which I’d call “James Wrong”
    August, I’m also very surpassed you didn’t react to the Dhar Mann vid about a girl who wears a box on her head for 8 years because she thinks she’s ugly. It’s the peak of unrealistic and predictable

  • @deadchannel733
    @deadchannel733 5 місяців тому +9

    If I had 1000 dollars everytime August said that he found the worst Dhar Mann video, I’d be a millionaire.

  • @c.lineofficial
    @c.lineofficial 5 місяців тому +1

    If August says a new dhar mann video is the worst then the quality of each new dhar Mann video are only going down the rabbit hole.

  • @rebeccagainesgaines43
    @rebeccagainesgaines43 5 місяців тому +2

    I just came across your videos and I'm so glad I did. Your hilarious, thanks for the laughs 😂

  • @LifeAs_Lucy
    @LifeAs_Lucy 5 місяців тому +75

    0:35 Dhar Dhar binks 😭😭

    • @arandomthingiguess3283
      @arandomthingiguess3283 5 місяців тому +14

      mesa make da baaaaaad videos! - Dhar Dhar Binks, UA-cam Wars

    • @lukkachan7186
      @lukkachan7186 5 місяців тому

      ​@@arandomthingiguess3283😂😂😂

  • @TrebleWinners
    @TrebleWinners 5 місяців тому +13

    Dhar Mann has never actually never interacted with a real human at this point,

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 3 місяці тому

      I think Dharr Mannis an alien trying to pretend to be human.

  • @errorstudioz
    @errorstudioz 2 місяці тому +1

    12:11 those chewing sounds fill me with rage

  • @nadeshnash4506
    @nadeshnash4506 5 місяців тому +6

    The old lady was basically waving the bag around like "hey don't forget about me". The acting in these never fails to amaze me 😂😂😂

  • @hillbillyhippy94
    @hillbillyhippy94 5 місяців тому +4

    I can't take the fact they are all wearing flipflops to rob people and then hop on bikes LMAO

  • @tigernotwoods914
    @tigernotwoods914 5 місяців тому +7

    Yeah, the whole focus on going pro is ridiculous especially when we consider the sport we are talking about here. If we were using boxing or MMA it would actually be more believable.

  • @Hamburger200
    @Hamburger200 5 місяців тому +2

    BRO THE GLAZING OVER DHAR MAN IS CRAZY

  • @IOnlyDoTheNightWork
    @IOnlyDoTheNightWork 4 місяці тому +4

    "I'll call you back"
    Yeah that's how it works

  • @MrChico711
    @MrChico711 5 місяців тому +1

    I need a lawyer like Reggie, when the judge asks how do you know this time is gana be different all he has to say is "I can't explain how I know but I know"😂

  • @DreamyHaze02
    @DreamyHaze02 5 місяців тому +3

    You should make a video where you rank the worst dhar mann vids based on which one is the worst, rlly solidify the meme ;)

  • @HA_Hojlund
    @HA_Hojlund 4 місяці тому +4

    no football team thats even remotely serious would ever sack/replace their head coach a day prior to a big competition

  • @hayn10
    @hayn10 5 місяців тому +26

    His video definitely was...
    Enjoyable ✔ Informative ✔ Heartwarming ✔ Calming ✔ Useful ✔ Inspiring ✔ Life-changing ✔ Other ✔

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 5 місяців тому +7

      Other✓

  • @TotalyNotZen
    @TotalyNotZen 5 місяців тому +2

    I am seriouly getting worried about August, Dhar man is driving him to insanity

  • @maliciousmisari1485
    @maliciousmisari1485 5 місяців тому +7

    August my Bro,my Brother in Law. Dont do that to yourself,He takes that as a Challenge. Whenever you say it(And you are always right) Dhar makes one thats WORSE

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @FNAF_Professor
      @FNAF_Professor 5 місяців тому

      @@p-__SHUT UP

    • @6sixsins
      @6sixsins 5 місяців тому

      ​@@p-__ Ok

  • @GingyPreston
    @GingyPreston 5 місяців тому +4

    The original title was rich kids bully poor kid for being bad at soccer, or something like that, and I was hoping you’d see it when it had that title so you could rant about that.

  • @cheese_goddess_official
    @cheese_goddess_official 5 місяців тому +20

    Dhar dhar is at it again

  • @AdidasDoge1
    @AdidasDoge1 5 місяців тому +6

    Dhar Man does indeed change lives . . .
    for the worse

  • @TheKrazeeLadee
    @TheKrazeeLadee 5 місяців тому +4

    "Are we inbetween astral planes? This courthouse is just located in the void? Cool." Had me wheezing.

  • @seasonedlobster3584
    @seasonedlobster3584 5 місяців тому

    Me being a judge in dharr man knowing the criminal will be released in the middle of the court case or by straight tommorow :

  • @zurrloliscracked
    @zurrloliscracked 5 місяців тому +7

    dhar mann helped me, i used to be a happy person now im depressed and i get more friends

  • @kyekruchoski1457
    @kyekruchoski1457 5 місяців тому +4

    14:20 robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery, you know not that bad. you missed court, terrible jail 1 month were giving you a long sentence here buddy.

  • @Ezra.The.American.Patriot
    @Ezra.The.American.Patriot 5 місяців тому +5

    We’re not only changing lives. We’re giving everyone’s favorite UA-camr good revenue ❤

  • @pauldalby5348
    @pauldalby5348 5 місяців тому

    Good god the amount of ads and the placement of them during the video is absolutely ridiculous on this video.

  • @gs4894
    @gs4894 5 місяців тому +5

    i watched this video and already thought "AugustTheDuck will definetly make a video about this" LOL

  • @WGPhil-uw5cs
    @WGPhil-uw5cs 5 місяців тому

    You are in for a treat. He literally did the iron claw movie as a dhar Mann video.

  • @Nintenblox
    @Nintenblox 5 місяців тому +5

    At this point we need a Dhar Mann videos tier list. Also why this video and not the one inspired by 3 idiots?

    • @chanchaniceman
      @chanchaniceman 5 місяців тому +1

      Both are bad but it’s a case of pick your poison lol

  • @igormaciaszek3258
    @igormaciaszek3258 5 місяців тому

    The funny thing is at the end you said how he could make the video better and you just explained a plot of one of a basketball movies that I had seen a while back lol

  • @MrCotchios
    @MrCotchios 5 місяців тому +4

    The more videos Dhar Mann makes, the more he seems like an alien who doesn't know how life works and gets everything he knows from TV, and tries to make what he thinks is relatable/life lessons content.

  • @P3achJ3llyf1sh
    @P3achJ3llyf1sh 5 місяців тому

    the idea and concept is actually really sweet, id love to see an actual movie based on this idea.

  • @anthonycolon823
    @anthonycolon823 5 місяців тому +3

    This is that same court room from his 17 again divorce video!

  • @Bibzy2010
    @Bibzy2010 5 місяців тому +3

    At this point I'm waiting for him to make a video about a school shooting but the kid with the gun is just "misunderstood"
    The fact that I wouldn't put it past him to do this is bad

  • @ProjectAnimate
    @ProjectAnimate 5 місяців тому +8

    Take a shot every time august uses the word “Worst” in a dhar Mann video

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 5 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

  • @staciefreshener4032
    @staciefreshener4032 Місяць тому

    You know I'm crazy when I laugh at " WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS SHOCKING " kind of captions on any videos or news article . Like you know that it's meant to make you curious... and obviously not "shocking " but the clickbaity.

  • @SS-si4oj
    @SS-si4oj 5 місяців тому +13

    LETS GO! NEW DHAR MANN VIDEO

  • @historycal51
    @historycal51 5 місяців тому +3

    If they got scouted and made it pro by kicking a trash bag around for 10 seconds, I’m doing something wrong seeing as I’ve been playing for 9 years.

  • @jackmorris4326
    @jackmorris4326 5 місяців тому

    Legend has it coach Johnson went on to coach Bayer Leverkusen to 3 invincible trebles in a row, with Daniel going on to be a Leverkusen and Barcelona legend.

  • @Tommedian
    @Tommedian 5 місяців тому +4

    I used to be a one dimensional criminal who hangs out on a set of an alleyway, but Dhar Mann changed my life

  • @reallegendgamer379
    @reallegendgamer379 5 місяців тому +2

    15:40 dharr mann broke the laws of physics for a UA-cam video.. respect+++

  • @joemama-dk9mj
    @joemama-dk9mj 5 місяців тому +10

    wow

  • @TheRealestHooman
    @TheRealestHooman 5 місяців тому +3

    YouI dharr mann videos make my day when you post them!

  • @dandedoodlelion7436
    @dandedoodlelion7436 5 місяців тому

    I watched a movie in French class that was exactly like this. Just replace soccer with a choir and we’re good

  • @erikar6644
    @erikar6644 5 місяців тому +6

    hi

  • @SharkBait19904
    @SharkBait19904 5 місяців тому +1

    "He's already been sentenced to one month. It's too late to change it now"
    Well no you are the judge who sentenced him you have to still sign all the paperwork to make it official. Also as the judge you could just annul the sentence and make it void.