The Dumbest Dhar Mann Video Ever Made

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  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie Рік тому +3232

    i love how dhar mann always inserts himself into these stories, and makes himself the most famous person in the world and everyone wants to meet him lmao

    • @Mr0Green
      @Mr0Green Рік тому +59

      yeah

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Рік тому +193

      I’ve been making a theory of dhar mann called the “god theory” and this relates to that.

    • @Tangent.soup3313
      @Tangent.soup3313 Рік тому +28

      Fr 💀

    • @dfx13productions47
      @dfx13productions47 Рік тому

      @@dejus_e that or maybe he’s a life lesson dictator who brainwashed people to worship him or they’ll get executed

    • @Human9159
      @Human9159 Рік тому +22

      @chad007. I've been potato wedged

  • @dorelle
    @dorelle Рік тому +784

    this elf dude is the best actor dhar mann has hired so far. like, he's acting. not over-acting. the scene where he's like "naw this is coke" n' pours the rum- it was so natural. i like this dude! i wanna see him in non-dhar mann videos.

    • @berndbernd3464
      @berndbernd3464 Рік тому +91

      Thats because hes 100% quailty for 50% the price

    • @Sauron_the_Alien
      @Sauron_the_Alien Рік тому +16

      I agree with you

    • @elusive4557
      @elusive4557 Рік тому +4

      i agree

    • @xero1152
      @xero1152 Рік тому +23

      @@berndbernd3464nah bro that’s too good💀

    • @Mitsuba-lz8fh
      @Mitsuba-lz8fh Рік тому +34

      mhm I agree, unlike most dhar man actors he’s actually pretty good

  • @BunstoppableForce
    @BunstoppableForce Рік тому +733

    Kind of incredible how you can reuse this title every 3 weeks or so and it'll still be accurate

    • @signorfinancial
      @signorfinancial Рік тому +45

      that’s because dhar man’s videos get worse and worse, I mean I would like him if he actually functioned well and didn’t make himself the king in every story. what other title could you use? ‘Guess what, Dhar mann is still trash’ ‘I’ve ran out of titles but dhar man’s videos are bad’

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion Рік тому +27

      I think the real “worst” ones are the ones that include real life illnesses like autism or Tourette’s. However if we’re using the criteria of least realistic as far as script goes, it just keeps getting worse and worse. I think Dhar Mann knows what’s going on at this point and is playing into it for views.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому

      @@GogiRegion The actor who played Jayden in the Autism video does actually have autism, as he said in the BTS video. The older ones were way better than the new ones. The new ones are straight up clickbait & some involve blood/knives/fake crying. They also draw on the eyes, which makes it even more uglier

    • @frostedofficial
      @frostedofficial Рік тому +14

      idk how people still say these stuff is inspiring I’m pretty sure like 90% of dhar’s fanbase is just kids so they’ll just believe everything he says

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +6

      @@frostedofficial Its audience used to mainly be adults/teenagers, but I think he's going for a more entertaining approach, so that's probably why we see Mikey & Jay a lot more often. I really want to also see him collab with other creators like Lauren Burch, but her content isn't really for kids

  • @analyzgolden7774
    @analyzgolden7774 Рік тому +121

    I'm someone who works in theater, so I can clarify some more inaccuracies:
    - In the acting field, EVERY role is important and brings the show together. Just because you're the main character, doesn't mean you're the most important thing. Just because you're the background role, doesn't mean you're not important to the show. Yeah it seems like leads get the most attention because that's how social media talks about Hollywood and celebrity casting, but do you know how many stories have feedback where a character that shows up in like ONE scene is the audience favorite?
    For example, Total Drama (Just an example): Do you know some of the fan favorites in that show are the characters who only merge once or merge never? Noah's one of my favorite characters in that show, and he only talks for four episodes in the first season, was not in the second season, and is in the first half of season three but then gets kicked out of the plot halfway through. He has very LITTLE screen time and plot relevance, and yet the fandom loves him, including myself.
    - The idea that a single actor can change an entire show just because they say so is laughable. That's not how casting works. Once the cast is locked, it's locked. It's the director's decision on what changes go to the show afterwards. Actors kinda have little power in that regard.
    - This also means that no, it is NOT the leads job to boss around the other actors they work with. That's unacceptable behavior actually. Someone in one of my shows got fired for that behavior. It's the director's job to tell the actors what to do. If Santa WAS the director, that'd make more sense. But they don't establish that.
    - Lead actors also do not get their own dressing rooms. The dressing rooms are split between genders, and every actor shares the same one. I don't think I need to clarify any further.
    - 10:20 Half the time, no, there's usually not a spare. Costumes are far more expensive than you think. Just getting one costume piece costs a good hundred dollars sometimes. Now yes, sometimes there's a spare for the minor stuff like gloves or hats, but that doesn't make the budget any less painful. If anything, ruining a piece of costume takes hours or days to fix and depending on when the show is, there's no time. That's why actors need to be neat and tidy all the time. In the video, I question why you even need bread oil on a costume. That's either not allowed, or only costume designers touch that stuff.
    - The acting field IS legitimately stressful. You have to memorize a whole packet of lines in just a day, you have to get scolded by directors over and over again to get a scene choreographed the way they want, and you're usually up very late at night rehearsing. People HAVE quit because of stress and things going wrong. In a single day? No. From a prank that'd likely get the actor fired? No.
    - Making another character already in the show the lead would NEVER happen. What would happen if an actor quits is that they get an understudy, a backup actor for that role. They take the part, and they take the role of the main character. You can't make the Cabbage Guy fight the Fire Lord.

    • @nodetroit6236
      @nodetroit6236 9 місяців тому +3

      Calm down

    • @CassiopeiaWu
      @CassiopeiaWu 9 місяців тому +7

      you're completely correct! however, cabbage guy fighting the fire lord is fucking awesome and i want to see it. cabbage guy getting out some pent up rage. /j

  • @calessel3139
    @calessel3139 Рік тому +528

    I get the feeling that Dhar man is actually an alien who doesn't really understand human culture and behavior, but instead can only approximate such things in confused ways.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +26

      I can't help but feel like the schools in Dhar Mann are NOT like actual US schools, but they're like special needs schools in the UK, based on my experience, I have autism BTW

    • @That_Dingle_Guy
      @That_Dingle_Guy Рік тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vividlyforgotten
      @Vividlyforgotten Рік тому +13

      Mark Zuckerberg :

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 Рік тому +4

      If you don't stop I'll take it from you.

    • @SamOfTheSmokies76
      @SamOfTheSmokies76 Рік тому +1

      Agreed

  • @firehawk2324
    @firehawk2324 Рік тому +788

    Fun fact: Mall Santa's are expected to own their own suit. The mall does not provide it for them.

    • @LucotIC.
      @LucotIC. Рік тому +64

      Thats kinda dumb.
      Half of the money goes TO the mall, and they can't provide a santa suit?

    • @firehawk2324
      @firehawk2324 Рік тому +101

      @lucotic3826 because mall Santa's are part time jobs. They also do school, church, and community functions. They have to make sure the costume looks well maintained, fits, and usually, they mend them themselves.

    • @LucotIC.
      @LucotIC. Рік тому +32

      @@firehawk2324 ahhh I see now.
      Thanks for the explanation

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому +19

      @@LucotIC. They waste all the budget on dressing rooms. 😂😂😂😂

    • @fizzyduckz4443
      @fizzyduckz4443 Рік тому

      That’s stupid

  • @TheGrandChaosMaster
    @TheGrandChaosMaster Рік тому +1584

    Love how Dhar Dhar loves to self promote himself in every video, everyone in his universe treats him like a God-like figure, it’s amazing.

    • @KarltheNPC
      @KarltheNPC Рік тому +10

      @denmarkballmaping business

    • @ocreyy
      @ocreyy Рік тому +17

      @denmark ball maping (EMC) you mean business

    • @mmx3374
      @mmx3374 Рік тому +62

      Sounds like narcissism.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +34

      I mean every time they watch videos, they will watch a Dhar Mann video, or if are choosing a book, they will choose a Dhar Mann book. I just wish they would watch something else, but maybe it's cos of copyright

    • @Sauron_the_Alien
      @Sauron_the_Alien Рік тому +10

      @@mmx3374 because it is

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss Рік тому +254

    These adults are actually treating who gets to be mall santa as something serious. This is literally something a 5 year old would write. Only children would actually fight over what character they get to be.

    • @reborno-o4498
      @reborno-o4498 Рік тому +8

      They treat being a mall Santa the same way as being a news anchor.

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 Рік тому +4

      ​@Reborn O-O I think you cracked the code. The whole video kinda makes sense (I mean not really but normal dhar Mann sense) if the script was about a news anchor and they decided to change it to be Santa.

    • @SamOfTheSmokies76
      @SamOfTheSmokies76 Рік тому +1

      Buddy is my favorite character in this ngl

  • @Aringka
    @Aringka Рік тому +412

    ah yes, every kids dream, not a new bike, not a PS5 or a horse, but a photo with Dhar Mann, what a way to spend Christmas day

    • @noahbaker1946
      @noahbaker1946 Рік тому +50

      That's the dhar mann universe for ya

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому +38

      Dhar Mann is legit god in his universe and in a way it’s somehow funny

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Рік тому +3

      My cousin wants stuff signed by my dad, although he is a bit of a goof-off so I would be surprised if it were a request from anyone else other than his siblings.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +3

      Kinda reminds me of that guy in the X Factor USA who was a huge fan of Britney Spears, I actually wanna see a video a bit like that, but with Dhar Mann as one of the judges.

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому +5

      Dhar Mann is life; you don't need anything else. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Coolharry64
    @Coolharry64 Рік тому +662

    For once, I just wanna see a Dhar Mann video that does NOT either:
    - take place in a school
    - involves Mikey/Jay/Eddie or any other kids
    - have its lesson to not cheat/lie

  • @chijiokeokorafor6690
    @chijiokeokorafor6690 Рік тому +182

    That "Got Milk?" joke has to be the worst joke a human being has ever spoken

    • @alexlents4689
      @alexlents4689 Рік тому +29

      How were full-grown adults laughing at that?!

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому +25

      Maybe this video takes place in 1999.

  • @nolanshoemakerslife5459
    @nolanshoemakerslife5459 Рік тому +469

    I was born in the right time period to watch this man.

  • @dukester9202
    @dukester9202 Рік тому +128

    The GOAT is back with another funny Dhar Mann also on a side note this is one of the only channels that gives Dhar Mann genuine criticism with is really nice and refreshing to see we need more channels to give criticism to Dhar Mann videos.

    • @Crinjester
      @Crinjester Рік тому +15

      You mean the DUCK is back

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Рік тому

      @@Crinjester you f**ker lol...I was just about to type that lol

    • @dukester9202
      @dukester9202 Рік тому +2

      @@Crinjesteryes

    • @NoshiBru
      @NoshiBru Рік тому

      hey mfs if you like heavy meme related videos then come my way papa

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 Рік тому +3

      Legal eagle has a good one about how a criminal trial based dhar Mann video makes no sense

  • @devden07
    @devden07 Рік тому +133

    You know it is gonna be hilarious when a man that comes from a rich family talks about a hob they never worked in

  • @caleahhhh
    @caleahhhh Рік тому +190

    i really wish the actors/actresses in these videos would understand that even as a beginner trying to break into the career of film/tv (im assuming here) they can do so much better than dhar man and it lowkey might be doing more harm to their future to be in these

    • @Python-xs2iv
      @Python-xs2iv Рік тому +2

      Gotta get the bag no matter what I guess

    • @signorfinancial
      @signorfinancial Рік тому +22

      maybe they’re actually good actors, and dhar mann forces them to show more emotion (since the emotion is very faked imo) or they actually aren’t passionate about this and just want money so they make it as fake as possible.
      It may be a theory, but it’s a GAME THEORY!!

    • @eldenemerald7962
      @eldenemerald7962 Рік тому +18

      Maybe they act in Dhar Mann videos to build up their resumes/show off their acting range so that when they apply to other acting jobs they can show their experience and talent? It's very common in the acting industry to build up a portfolio.

    • @janhavinoronha
      @janhavinoronha Рік тому

      goodwerks is a thing now

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 Рік тому +1

      Most of the actors are so bad it wouldn't surprise me if they did them just because they know they arent good but they enjoy acting

  • @Midnightsstan521
    @Midnightsstan521 Рік тому +67

    The girl asking for a Christmas tree convinced me no one checks the script, an AI just births it and they tell the actors to say it

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому

      Maybe she has a tree fetish or she's extremely poor.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 місяців тому +4

      While not making any sense, them not giving her one of the trees from out of the background was a missed opportunity lol

  • @sabrinabeach559
    @sabrinabeach559 Рік тому +29

    I love how characters in these videos often apologize and are immediately forgiven. Like no…that’s not how the world works

  • @jdhoilettify
    @jdhoilettify Рік тому +71

    Honestly, Dhar Mann does not feel like a life lesson channel anymore, but more of a kid's network with plots and stories about any and anything kids will watch. Everything about this story and the previous ones is cliched and overdone. I watched this video before but not until the end though. Also, the fact characters in these videos do the worst things ever and don't get punished is baffling to me. This reminds me of that story where the girl backstabbed her bestie by ruining her birthday and receive no consequences for it. It sad
    Good to see you again Btw August. Great videos as always

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical Рік тому +9

      Pretty sure hes trying to do every single tv trope thats out there then obsess has done with all of them he'll do them all over again but with a different code of paint

    • @jdhoilettify
      @jdhoilettify Рік тому +4

      @@AslgamingOffical Yh, every moral we hear is so over done and cliched. Sometimes they make no fucking sense at all. But his comment section is filled with bots who justify everything he puts out.

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical Рік тому +2

      @@jdhoilettify I'm not trying to justify him I'm just saying

    • @jdhoilettify
      @jdhoilettify Рік тому +3

      @@AslgamingOffical I know you are not. I'm kinda tired of Dhar Mann at this point. Idk what he has in store for the future.

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical Рік тому

      @@jdhoilettify definitely something even worse than this

  • @vynnieeeez
    @vynnieeeez Рік тому +301

    "So what would you like for Christmas?"
    "Id like a meet and greet with dharr man"
    "dear god thats beyond my power"

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Рік тому +33

      I'd just say "Dhar Mann is on the naughty list"

    • @HiImlizzmitchell
      @HiImlizzmitchell Рік тому +10

      And no one would actually ask for that

    • @LucotIC.
      @LucotIC. Рік тому +2

      @@HiImlizzmitchell actually a lot of people like Dhar Mann

    • @HiImlizzmitchell
      @HiImlizzmitchell Рік тому +8

      @@LucotIC. yea, kids who don't know any better yet

    • @noone0336
      @noone0336 Рік тому

      @@HiImlizzmitchell 💯

  • @Silenced_Actias
    @Silenced_Actias Рік тому +63

    If you ever feel useless, just remember, someone had to write this script.

  • @Engine_1
    @Engine_1 Рік тому +597

    Darh Mann is more of a meme then a genuine person who is trying to change lives.

    • @crcoghill
      @crcoghill Рік тому +30

      He's comment section could confuse you then.

    • @Engine_1
      @Engine_1 Рік тому +18

      It Really dose they all seem like bots

    • @princeamir1064
      @princeamir1064 Рік тому +16

      @@crcoghill tbh all I see on not just dhar mann's comment section is overused and unoriginal jokes just for meaningless likes. That's all I see from my POV.

    • @duckguyface
      @duckguyface Рік тому +4

      He used to be good before

    • @Engine_1
      @Engine_1 Рік тому +6

      Your right. I could tell at the beginning he was trying. But know it’s just the money

  • @carlocalderon3659
    @carlocalderon3659 Рік тому +83

    14:03 when August went silent I thought the video buffered 😂

  • @elijahjames2ndchannel
    @elijahjames2ndchannel Рік тому +40

    “Why can’t I be big and fat like Santa” had me dying 😂😂😂
    Like seriously who writes this dialogue 💀

    • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
      @t1mburt0nsdandruff Рік тому +7

      What kid would want diabetes?

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 8 місяців тому +5

      Dhar Mann claims to write all the scripts, but honestly at this point I'm convinced it's AI.

    • @Toast_hunter105
      @Toast_hunter105 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BoldActionSkitty they make an joke vids about them using ai has an story script, and it's literally 100% like dharrman videos

  • @kecukraftwork1988
    @kecukraftwork1988 Рік тому +56

    It bothered me that the photographer handed in his camera when he left. Photographers use their own cameras. He legit just gave away his *own* camera!

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому +1

      It wasn't legit. They're all actors....so to speak. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 Рік тому +9

      @@daydoe40s I know it wasn't real, but little inaccuracies like that don't do the story any favours. 😅

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому

      @@kecukraftwork1988 i jist wanted to make a joke because you used the word "legit."

  • @mrbalazs1995
    @mrbalazs1995 Рік тому +20

    "I'm a professional photographer, that shoots in 20 megapixels!"
    "Yeah? This is a Samsung S22 Ultra. I shoot in 108 megapixels."

    • @the2323guy
      @the2323guy 9 місяців тому

      might be interpolated

    • @brurmonemt
      @brurmonemt 19 годин тому

      “That’s it? On something as large as that? My front camera could do double the megapixels!”

  • @Certified-Dudley-Fangirl
    @Certified-Dudley-Fangirl Рік тому +71

    omg I literally watched this a couple of days ago and said August should check this out, my prayers have been answered lmao

    • @mocho656
      @mocho656 Рік тому +2

      @chad007. you're not a chad you're bhad

    • @Certified-Dudley-Fangirl
      @Certified-Dudley-Fangirl Рік тому +4

      Bots ☕

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja Рік тому

      i wanted august to check out the man goes back to 5th grade one but this ones good too

    • @NoshiBru
      @NoshiBru Рік тому

      hey mfs if you like heavy meme related videos then come my way papa

  • @Bobsteperous
    @Bobsteperous 10 місяців тому +6

    Isn't poisoning a food or drink like, a felony? Dhar Mann casually teaching kids to commit federal crimes

  • @MemeRealm
    @MemeRealm Рік тому +124

    I love how dhar mann is meant for kids and it shows alcohol abuse

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +22

      "Family friendly", yet they show knives, weapons, & blood in the thumbnails? What's next, somebody actually gets KILLED? Belle Delphine collab? 😂

    • @MemeRealm
      @MemeRealm Рік тому +3

      @@Coolharry64 so true

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Рік тому

      as someone with ibs and im lactose intolerant , im assuming the santa is too if he would of drank that muralax with whole milk he would of been in the bathroom many times for 10 minutes and it might of caused him to go into shock ,caused his liver to go into shock or dehydrate him to near death so the elf was literally trying to kill him ...jesus dhar mann

    • @Anonymous_Identity246
      @Anonymous_Identity246 Рік тому +12

      @@Coolharry64 “woman sells her bathwater, instantly regrets it”

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s Рік тому +1

      Well....maybe that's actually one of the only good things he includes in some videos. Maybe

  • @aosadoifbaiosdfna
    @aosadoifbaiosdfna Рік тому +34

    Dhar Mann is for sure on Santa's naughty list.

    • @pogcow4178
      @pogcow4178 Рік тому +2

      We're not just telling stories we're actually IM making the naughty list

  • @BiasIcewing
    @BiasIcewing Рік тому +91

    A meet and greet with Darr man💀💀💀

    • @Python-xs2iv
      @Python-xs2iv Рік тому +20

      How big can a guy's ego be?

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +8

      It would've been worse if she wanted one with Sameer Bhavnani

    • @frostedofficial
      @frostedofficial Рік тому +5

      Door man

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому +6

      @@Coolharry64 at least sameer was meant to be bad

    • @aliasella488
      @aliasella488 Рік тому +1

      @@Python-xs2iv I know right

  • @Bassbro404ong
    @Bassbro404ong Рік тому +27

    If you have time soon, the new “grinch stole presents” Dhar Mann video replaced Mikey and Jay with Andy and Randall, they also changed the actors for the mom and Jay. You could probably now ACTUALLY see the worst Dhar Mann video.

  • @noahbaker1946
    @noahbaker1946 Рік тому +95

    "I'd like a meet and greet with dhar mann" like god damn how big is this guy's ego??

  • @SirMogwaiTheGreat
    @SirMogwaiTheGreat 7 місяців тому +10

    3:56 santas getting quirky with them elfs

  • @kingadjust6201
    @kingadjust6201 Рік тому +18

    How did you get the frosting so green!?!?! Woman: 🤨

  • @KamawnTH
    @KamawnTH Рік тому +12

    The image of August just silently staring at us with pre recorded audio playing talking about that we should imagine him blankly staring at us is just comedic.

  • @artCharles
    @artCharles Рік тому +10

    Why did Dhar Mann cast a little person as someone who is overly invested in playing a Christmas elf? Seems kinda stereotypical…

  • @hellobrix
    @hellobrix Рік тому +27

    7:20 Hey buddy got milk !? 💀💀💀tf bro what is this humor

  • @rockyraidy7194
    @rockyraidy7194 Рік тому +23

    Dhar mann has pumped out so many videos that he just needs to drink a cold one that will write itself

  • @CatManReal
    @CatManReal Рік тому +32

    What happened to Dhar Mann? A couple years ago his content wasn't this bad. Sure, the "life lessons" were the most basic things and the videos were cringe, but they actually made some sense. Then they just stopped making sense. Why is a kid getting "trapped" in minecraft? Why did a grandma get a guy caught lying because he liked someone? It makes no sense.

  • @petedarock1521
    @petedarock1521 Рік тому +4

    the 4 types of people in dhar man
    the mild jerk
    the tough parent
    the spineless do gooder
    and the disney villian

  • @krishnasadhanaofficial4292
    @krishnasadhanaofficial4292 Рік тому +4

    Can’t be the only one who’s thinking of this but I think Dhar Dhar’s videos are getting more and more ridiculous by the minute just for the sole purpose of providing August with more content for his videos.
    Truly a generous man, helping another UA-camr’s career like that

  • @buesmith
    @buesmith Рік тому +2

    I used to be a character performer at Disney world and spent a lot of time with Anna from Frozen and Chip and Dale.
    People are weird. They don’t think of you as a person in a costume. They forget there is a real person with their own life playing these characters. I think that it has to be the same with Santa. They forget it is a real person playing a role so doing dehumanizing things to characters, Santa, or elves is quite common.

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +3

    Casting a shorter person as the elf feels wrong to me

  • @liggrish
    @liggrish Рік тому +65

    I feel like dhar mann is slowly putting in less and less effort the more people watch

  • @ManateeMaiden
    @ManateeMaiden Рік тому +19

    Ok the part where the parents and kids are arguing with each other while the reindeer tries to “rein” them in 😏 and the photographer pops in and says “cookies” and they all stop in unison to look at the camera and pose is probably my favorite thing to ever happen in a Dhar Mann video

  • @sfnaffan
    @sfnaffan Рік тому +67

    I would have loved to see a Dhar Mann version of Home Alone.

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical Рік тому +16

      I'm gonna get 5$ that he's gonna do that in next coming weeks

    • @dfx13productions47
      @dfx13productions47 Рік тому +12

      Let me guess the kid uses life lessons quotes and Fortnite references to stop the burglars lol

    • @signorfinancial
      @signorfinancial Рік тому +6

      @@dfx13productions47nah it’d be like here I am rich and everything works out in this universe so here is $10M and a Lamborghini remember to work harder and smarter here’s a shoutout on my 500 billion subscriber channel

    • @randomfordmustang2877
      @randomfordmustang2877 Рік тому +7

      "MEAN burglars break into foster kid's house, instantly regret it!"

    • @signorfinancial
      @signorfinancial Рік тому +2

      @@randomfordmustang2877 it turns out that the bubble gun was not in fact filled with bubbles! See what happens next!

  • @Spiritx1992
    @Spiritx1992 Рік тому +9

    “How’d you get the frosting to be green?”
    I went to the store and bought green frosting.

  • @mybigwillie6153
    @mybigwillie6153 Рік тому +10

    Man Rudy is such a team player, even when he doesn't think he is being one like with Buddy

  • @thatweirdboy2855
    @thatweirdboy2855 Рік тому +9

    I love how dhar mann just has no shame, he’s like hey guys put in that everyone wants to meet me and everyone loves me.

  • @AbelShields
    @AbelShields Рік тому +17

    You completely skipped over the fact you don't put beard oil on a fake beard!!

  • @kkarowm_iii
    @kkarowm_iii Рік тому +44

    Dhar man has definitely went the Disney route

    • @menzel17
      @menzel17 Рік тому +5

      He did that like 9 months ago

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Рік тому +2

      I think he wants to be bought by Nickelodeon

    • @berndbernd3464
      @berndbernd3464 Рік тому +1

      Whoa.. he abuses children now?

  • @Rainbow-yy3th
    @Rainbow-yy3th Рік тому +12

    We know that Dhar Mann has reached the peak of terrible when there is a flossing elf in one of his videos.

    • @alexlents4689
      @alexlents4689 Рік тому

      I was kinda shocked he didn’t mention that! 😂

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Рік тому +5

    Your dialogue and my thoughts were in perfect sync on this one.

  • @melancholy1000
    @melancholy1000 11 місяців тому +1

    August The Duck
    -"I mean, seriously."
    -"Just try to bare with me, alright?"
    -"Dhar dhar."
    -"Oh. My. GOD."

  • @notaboomertree4141
    @notaboomertree4141 Рік тому +10

    "Has Dhar Mann ever worked a minimum wage j- actually..."
    the waste of a joke... he could've said "actually, I will get him the milk."

  • @k4ruzen.684
    @k4ruzen.684 Рік тому +8

    "i-i-I dont know how I forgot!!!"
    Sir, you have short term memory loss.

  • @MelaninCosplay
    @MelaninCosplay Рік тому +8

    I doubt there is a green room period for the mall Santa and the Elves. Pretty sure they get ready in the mall bathroom or behind the ice cream machine in the Dairy Queen two feet away. Lol
    14:10, don't worry August. I felt your "da f*ck" stare and I'm lookin' right back at ya'. 🤣

  • @practicalpisces
    @practicalpisces Рік тому +7

    Why did he use beard oil on the Party City beard? Green Beard the Pirate Santa. Why did he think that the beard being green would upset the kids? There really should have been endless spare beards around anyways. Who organized this? Fazbear Entertainment?

  • @Sweet2canyon
    @Sweet2canyon Рік тому +3

    I have a theory, In the Dhar-verse Dhar Dhar is seen as a holy figure by many. In reality, he is actually a trickster working in the background, making people go insane or even possessing them for a short period for entertainment. Dhar has no physical body, but his favorite vessel is the one you see in his profile picture (original name unknown) As for that kid that wanted to see him, she wants to move on from this life. With the cameraman, he records all of his shenanigans and posts them on youtube because he wants more potential victims to become engrossed in his trickery. If enough people watch him and allow him to take residence in their brain, he can then come into this verse to preform even more trickery. Basically like Loki but actually scary.

  • @tylersays-
    @tylersays- Рік тому +11

    I fell asleep last night watching the dhar man A.T.D. 2+ hour marathon .. and here we are again. 💪

  • @AE86FTS
    @AE86FTS Рік тому +5

    I think Dhar Mann is trying to show the mall Santa and Elves as actually Santa and Elves to not spoil to kids that Santa isn't real. But that just makes the whole vid so convoluted.

  • @GreenKaizer
    @GreenKaizer Рік тому +4

    of all the wish she could have gotten, she wanted to meet Dhar mann.....ugh. in reality, if the guy got caught switching the gifts like that, he get's fired right away.

  • @dakat5131
    @dakat5131 Рік тому +1

    It's like they wrote a story where Santa Claus was real and those things would really be a problem, but then mashed it with a version of the story where it's clearly just a show, with costumes, etc.
    All the drama relies on everything being more real than it is (Santa having any power, an elf surprised to find out Santa is the star only after taking the role, etc) but then it clashes with the elements that can only happen during a stage production.

  • @deathv2315
    @deathv2315 Рік тому +10

    WE love August The Duck like when he roast every youtuber

  • @yuyufan43
    @yuyufan43 Рік тому +7

    I like how Dhar Mann is Dhar Mann’s biggest fan. Self-dilusio… Uh, I mean self-esteem is important!

  • @azschefres2089
    @azschefres2089 Рік тому +10

    I seriously think aliens wrote Dahr Mann scripts

  • @AlifaKhan-du1hx
    @AlifaKhan-du1hx 10 місяців тому +1

    Why does Dhar have to always make himself like the equivalent of SUPERMAN , as if a meet and greet with Dhar Mann is like meeting ELON MUSK.

  • @MangaSenpai2017
    @MangaSenpai2017 Рік тому +14

    Ah. The only man capable of ruining my Christmas

  • @Megatron44567
    @Megatron44567 Рік тому +2

    aint no way dhar mann just named the parents "parent 1,parent 2,parent 3,parent 4,parent5,parent6 and parent 7💀

  • @Rev......
    @Rev...... Рік тому +5

    Its weird how his videos nowadays aren't as inspirational as they used to be, like the upcoming one is about stranger things

  • @ItsL402
    @ItsL402 10 місяців тому +1

    My favourite part is when those 2 kids and parent argued

  • @LittleMazter
    @LittleMazter Рік тому +11

    Still amazed how this man can think of these titles considering how many “dhar man is getting worse” kind of titles he had made

  • @MonkeyGng
    @MonkeyGng Рік тому +4

    Why does Dhar Mann always have to insert himself in these videos and makes himself some sort of insanely popular celebrity that everybody loves💀💀💀

  • @darrylwoodbury
    @darrylwoodbury Рік тому +31

    We're not just telling stories, we're writing nonsensical, head scratching scripts that make no sense.

  • @Mistamack713
    @Mistamack713 Рік тому +2

    “We’re not changing lives, we’re just telling stories.”

  • @SamDaMan410
    @SamDaMan410 Рік тому +5

    14:05. I thought my internet went out! Lol 😅

  • @Flowering_Glume
    @Flowering_Glume 11 місяців тому +1

    I like how Santa looks like Jack Black and Billy Bob Thorton's lovechild. More importantly, what planet does Dhar Mann freaking live on? How are these even made by any English Speaking person. They watch like they start with a good basic plot then send it to be terribly misunderstood, badly translated, riddled with nonexistent misconceptions then sent back to be Westernize without anyone reviewing it. They are just so weird!!

  • @hunter10000
    @hunter10000 Рік тому +6

    12:12 '' is this some kind of sick joke'' he's making it seem like there was a bomb in the gift box💀💀

  • @dearlily325
    @dearlily325 Рік тому +2

    If someone asked me the green frosting thing i would just assume they were poorly flirting with me

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu Рік тому +4

    August not realizing not everyone can afford a christmas tree for the holiday.

  • @Natedog-gx3nj
    @Natedog-gx3nj Рік тому +5

    Me: takes grandma into bunker
    Me: you'll be safe here.

  • @lopaka76
    @lopaka76 Рік тому +4

    If it wasn't for August, I would have no idea who dhar mann was.

  • @septixskeptix1107
    @septixskeptix1107 Рік тому +2

    I was originally wanting to be in the CIA or FBI when I grew up but damn, all the backstabbing and espionage is in the mall Santa game. Seems like a pretty prestigious position, might have to do a few years at Julliard first.

  • @SigmaDude6
    @SigmaDude6 Рік тому +3

    I love how on this channel a DUCK (very handsome duck btw) roasts dhar mann and dhar mann clones.Heck he can roast any channel he wants and i will be entertained. LOL

  • @ChainedCastle
    @ChainedCastle 4 місяці тому +1

    “Why does he get to be the main character?” Probably bc he isn’t an alcoholic, dude is drinking on the job, that says it all! 🤣

  • @janong9873
    @janong9873 Рік тому +4

    August has the same wish as the girl. He wants a meet and greet with Dhar Mann.

  • @fillinggaps1975
    @fillinggaps1975 Рік тому +2

    "Dhar Mann absolutely destroys a grandma online" is nota sentence I wanted to hear.

  • @beababababa
    @beababababa Рік тому +4

    august the duck i’m addicted to your videos thank you for blessing the world with your existence

  • @TurtleSB
    @TurtleSB Рік тому +2

    "I don't have a webcam, so this isn't as effective but just imagine I'm staring at you in silence okey?"
    I feel you bro

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol, best part of the video was August's reaction to that part.

  • @undertakerphantomhive
    @undertakerphantomhive Рік тому +2

    Dhar man really is running out of ideas if he makes a Grinch parody

  • @xxcookiequeenxx2630
    @xxcookiequeenxx2630 8 місяців тому +1

    Ok so I'm new but I still have to say this....none of these kids know that the elves are the ones who packages the gifts? I would have been the first kid to blame the elf because Santa only makes the toys. Elves are supposed to package them or would have blamed the Grinch early on

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 8 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 2 місяці тому

      Exactly. That was the perfect opportunity for Buddy’s punishment, which he never received

  • @emilyeaston6798
    @emilyeaston6798 Рік тому +4

    Yay another dhar video for my entertainment 😊

  • @femkefeenstra7754
    @femkefeenstra7754 Рік тому +2

    I'm not saying Dhar Mann has a blown up ego, but if he was a Harry Potter character, he would be Gilderoy Lockhart...

  • @DaniTGW
    @DaniTGW Рік тому +3

    So the beard being green was supposed to be a catastrophe, because they don't have extras? Then a few shots later, santa has a white beard again, so why was the first one becoming green such an issue if they had extras? My brain!

  • @PancakeIt7265
    @PancakeIt7265 Рік тому +1

    Duck behind Dhar Mannslaughter lmao
    Love your commentary and vids

  • @LobsterBisque13
    @LobsterBisque13 Рік тому +10

    The best gift we could have gotten!

  • @hyattonwyattboys
    @hyattonwyattboys Рік тому +1

    "I'm a professional photographer that shoots in 20 mp, better than your--"
    her phone, the samsung galaxy s23 ultra with 200 mp: am I a joke to you?

  • @FeinForIt
    @FeinForIt Рік тому +4

    Mr august with a Webcams staring at us would be absolutely amazing 🤕

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle Рік тому +1

    13:52 that is the most npc-like dance i have ever seen

  • @The_Ragequit_Cannon
    @The_Ragequit_Cannon Рік тому +3

    It's funny how he always finds a way to say something like "what happens next is shocking". Because anyone who watches his content could guess the entirety of the video's content by the title and thumbnail alone