Dhar Mann Is Still Promoting Criminal Behavior

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Well guys, is the title a shocker? Probably not. Today, we watch as Dhar Mann seriously downplays some more crimes that has characters commit. Buckle up.
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  • @BartSimpson-lr8vz
    @BartSimpson-lr8vz 9 місяців тому +5068

    The fact that mikey and jay have such horrible parents but it's never acknowledged is genuinely infuriating.

    • @legendofthemultiverse_5041
      @legendofthemultiverse_5041 9 місяців тому

      I mean you can have amazing parents and still come out as an evil little shit.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 9 місяців тому +341

      Yeah, if he was really trying to tell life changing stories, he needs to address the criminal behavior and crappy parenting.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +190

      If Dhar Mann truly was trying to teach life lesson and change lives, he should probably address more logically into criminal behavioral actions or thoughts, and ACTUALLY teach other kids to be aware of bad parenting situations. Because bad parenting is something that is actually a major problem in society and it is something that Dhar Mann can truly make a difference with. But sadly that’s not the case with his lessons.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 9 місяців тому +96

      I like that her punishment for her kid asking her to spend money more freely is for the kid to have $1000 to spend for a day.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 9 місяців тому +39

      Yeah, that's what Dhar should make his viewers more aware of, that and the criminal behavior of course. This is sending a bad message to an impressionable audience

  • @Flower_Eq
    @Flower_Eq 9 місяців тому +2040

    What normal "life lessons" would be like:
    "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated"
    Dharr mann:
    "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

    • @FlynMaker7
      @FlynMaker7 9 місяців тому +61

      Exactly

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 9 місяців тому +55

      Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 9 місяців тому +24

      true da- wait that joke’s dead

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 9 місяців тому +13

      What normal "life lessons" would be like: "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated" Dharr mann: "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

    • @Flower_Eq
      @Flower_Eq 9 місяців тому +56

      @@Theunicorn2012 that's what I just said 💀💀

  • @helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217
    @helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217 9 місяців тому +1915

    Promoting pedophila twice in one year is crazy the fact parents let people watch dhar mann is crazy

    • @Nicoluvrs
      @Nicoluvrs 9 місяців тому +56

      Dhar Mann promoted it before?

    • @zanet4t
      @zanet4t 9 місяців тому +274

      Assuming those girls are 18, and those are ""suppose"" to be middle schoolers (11-13) that's just gross.

    • @Nicoluvrs
      @Nicoluvrs 9 місяців тому +80

      @@zanet4t that’s disgusting

    • @HeartEllis
      @HeartEllis 9 місяців тому +29

      ​@@zanet4tno,not this time. I think the other person meant before this

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +111

      ​@@Nicoluvrsdon't forget the video where sniperwofl, a 30 y/o woman, was acting in a middle school or some shit like that

  • @Harudodo
    @Harudodo 9 місяців тому +626

    Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 9 місяців тому +6

      Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

    • @themoroccanball
      @themoroccanball 8 місяців тому +25

      @@Theunicorn2012you literally copied Harudodo’s comment

    • @tommy_asd
      @tommy_asd 8 місяців тому +21

      @@themoroccanballit’s a bot

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 3 місяці тому +4

      My mom from time to time sends me big packages with home made food

    • @hassanahamiduahmed166
      @hassanahamiduahmed166 2 місяці тому +3

      yeah, true. My mom calls her mom whenever something bad is going down. Adults ask 4 help ALL THE TIME, they just try to hide it

  • @Solvita_
    @Solvita_ 9 місяців тому +324

    I find it hilarious how they are supposedly good parents but they raised kids who immediately commit multiple crimes with horrible morals within a few hours to a day. The worst I could do is get lost or lose the card, hell at ten I didn't even know how to order online let alone operate a car

    • @tonyoliver2167
      @tonyoliver2167 9 місяців тому +17

      Lool true words. At ten I didn't even have a mobile phone 😂 in fact coming to think of it, I had loads of fun as a kid with as little tech influence as possible. Sure I played GTA San Andreas, Manhunt and other timeless classics, but I also had unparalleled fun outside all the time. It's crazy how most of us completely lose the majority of our playful imagination as we age. I remember the exact age when I couldn't have fun playing with toy cars and toy soldiers anymore 😅

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 9 місяців тому +8

      I’m surprised how Jayden and Jay’s older brother came out normal while the other kids are criminals

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +5

      @@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Favoritism is my guess.

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 8 місяців тому +2

      Exactly

    • @randomRobloxguy7723
      @randomRobloxguy7723 5 місяців тому +3

      Same bro, they are too spoiled. I never knew how to do stuff like this like make transactions or literally start driving at that age. The max I could go is screwing up over something or breaking a vase

  • @Banner16
    @Banner16 9 місяців тому +600

    Dhar Mann 2021: Girlfriend Cheats On Boyfriend.
    Dhar Mann 2023: Kid Murders Mom For A Phone.

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +83

      2025: Kid blows up the moon because his mom didn't buy him the new GTA 6

    • @AZSpades
      @AZSpades 9 місяців тому +67

      2027: Kid destroys the universe for a skibidi toilet toy

    • @irisbeyes2927
      @irisbeyes2927 9 місяців тому +53

      2029: babysitter eats Venus because kid didn't shut up

    • @sammalone7881
      @sammalone7881 9 місяців тому +12

      The vid ends with mom buying him GTA 6 anyway so he hopefully stays out of trouble.@@AnekoF90

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 9 місяців тому +28

      2031: kid gets depressed and eats the earth.

  • @NehemiahRants
    @NehemiahRants 9 місяців тому +3299

    We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to be criminals.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 9 місяців тому +5

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @AGuyInTheInternet2.0
      @AGuyInTheInternet2.0 9 місяців тому +73

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALalright among us profile picture

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 9 місяців тому +4

      Prove that this formula is true:
      (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

    • @fyyff69_lmao
      @fyyff69_lmao 9 місяців тому +33

      ​@@AGuyInTheInternet2.0its a bot ignore it

    • @-Rigby-
      @-Rigby- 9 місяців тому +14

      I love the fact my children want to watch this 😂

  • @Sophie-e6c
    @Sophie-e6c 9 місяців тому +488

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

    • @chillcapsaicin6109
      @chillcapsaicin6109 9 місяців тому +5

      you're damn right user

    • @BirdsAreCool-mx7eb
      @BirdsAreCool-mx7eb 9 місяців тому +3

      Yup

    • @VDOTU5
      @VDOTU5 9 місяців тому +3

      Dang 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 9 місяців тому +1

      We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 9 місяців тому +1

      He only had the mom dress as a nurse because he got head for not explaining parents jobs
      So instead of him actually showing her being a nurse or explaining how hard being a nurse can be with a grueling job, he just puts her in a nurse suit like "so you see I put her in a nurse suit so I'm winning"

  • @Mr.Wheatiscool
    @Mr.Wheatiscool 5 місяців тому +80

    "Black dont crack" what😳

    • @Bella_for_you7
      @Bella_for_you7 4 місяці тому +19

      "Asian don't raisin"

    • @IamDASH
      @IamDASH 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Bella_for_you7no it’s “Asian don’t raisin” lol

    • @Bella_for_you7
      @Bella_for_you7 3 місяці тому +6

      @@IamDASH something don't wrinkle

  • @oZqdiac
    @oZqdiac 9 місяців тому +152

    Methods of watching Dhar Mann videos:
    Dhar Mann
    - Cringe characters and lines
    - Gets some random drunk guy off the streets to write the scripts
    - Goofy ahh montages
    - No actual life lessons, instead kids commit crimes and are not punished
    - No actual human comments, just bots that Dhar Mann pays for to write positive comments
    AugustTheDuck
    - Points out the terrible script writing
    - Skips the goofy ahh music and speeds up the montage
    - Actually does his videos
    - Is not cringe
    - Has comments by humans

    • @Linoluvsss
      @Linoluvsss 9 місяців тому +14

      We all know who is better
      Hint: begins with A

    • @Algueen
      @Algueen 9 місяців тому

      @@Linoluvsss *D

    • @NobleRanger_
      @NobleRanger_ 6 місяців тому +10

      AugustTheDuck > Dhar Mann

    • @holycrappycats
      @holycrappycats 2 місяці тому

      dhar man > augustTheDuck

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Місяць тому +1

      @@holycrappycats u serious?

  • @garbagegremlins4707
    @garbagegremlins4707 9 місяців тому +1223

    As a hot take: I’m pretty sure it’s not a great thing to teach children that the second you hit 18 you cannot rely on your support system at all. Sure as a kid grows up we want them to be more independent but calling your parents (or another supportive party) when you messed up big time is not admitting defeat. It’s using the support network you have and being an adult enough to swallow your pride and be accountable that you messed up

    • @azuradawn5683
      @azuradawn5683 9 місяців тому +100

      I was thinking that too.. But on the list of 1000 things wrong with the video, I see why that didn't make it into the reaction lol..

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 9 місяців тому +60

      I don't see that as a hot take, especially with how our economy is going lol. It used to be looked down upon for adults to still be living with their parents. I remember back in middle school I didn't fully participate in some assignment where we had to imagine we had a dream job and budget it. Don't remember what I did, but I was trying to look at it more realistically then imaginatively lol. I remember the librarian and principal talked to me afterwards since they thought I was a bright student asked me why I didn't give myself more money. They asked " you don't want to get stuck living at home do you"? Then I think the Principal brought up the movie "failure to launch" up with the librarian. They both laughed and the focus of the conversation ended up shifting away from me. Funny thing is recently I finally watched that movie and I would argue the protagonist characters who are living at home are more successful then I have ever been lol.
      Point is we now live in a day and age where living at home is perfectly acceptable because the housing situation is just ridiculous lol.

    • @gabriellejacquiet9925
      @gabriellejacquiet9925 9 місяців тому +37

      Not a hot take at all. This is just normal I would say. Sure you have to be independent but if you're in real troubles why wouldn't you be able to ask them for support? It's like Dhar Mann isn't a real human and just some kind of AI bot or he lives under a rock.

    • @daughterofyith5393
      @daughterofyith5393 9 місяців тому +35

      Absolutely not a hot take. Even when kids move out, start earning their own money, a lot of things can happen that they've never had to deal with before. I'm 36 and I still go to my mum for advice sometimes.

    • @lightningtail97
      @lightningtail97 9 місяців тому +3

      I agree. I was thinking the same thing.

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 9 місяців тому +601

    This episode was infuriating. This is ENTIRELY the parents' fault! They changed the rules every three seconds. They said the kids could do ANYTHING they wanted. These boys are like 13. Then, when they did relent & call her, she HUNG UP! These parents suck. They should be in trouble, & their kids should be in therapy.
    Also is "Mischeif Mikey" just like fully in a gang now, or...?

    • @martinajunkers4315
      @martinajunkers4315 9 місяців тому +20

      Why are you so upset? At this stage, Godzilla and Snow White are more likely to happen than anything in DM's videos.

    • @ms.blooddiamond3857
      @ms.blooddiamond3857 9 місяців тому +42

      @@martinajunkers4315 I'm not upset, like personally. I'm literally just giving my opinion on an insane video.

    • @cameroncole06
      @cameroncole06 9 місяців тому +47

      Is it just me or that Mikey's mom treats him like shit and clearly has a favorite? Also Jay's mom too.

    • @ms.blooddiamond3857
      @ms.blooddiamond3857 9 місяців тому +31

      @@cameroncole06 1000% I know what you mean. I honestly didn't remember Jay's mom had another kid😭 But absolutely, Mikey's mother plays favourites as if she's a toxic boy mom & Mikey is the daughter

    • @cameroncole06
      @cameroncole06 9 місяців тому +30

      @@ms.blooddiamond3857 Let's not forget she left her son in a cell with a grown ass man for him to "have his way" with Mikey.

  • @rogerdrew3453
    @rogerdrew3453 9 місяців тому +194

    If Mikey kills someone in a video, I can practically imagine the following:
    Mikey (and probably Jay) get into some dumb situation wherein they come up on a weapon, likely a gun.
    Mikey does something completely idiotic with the weapon and it irritates an innocent bystander, this escalating the situation.
    The bystander threatens Mikey (and Jay)'s life, thus he is forced to use the weapon to kill the bystander.
    Mikey (and Jay) are terrified and traumatized, so they run away.
    The cops show up at Mikey's door. His mom answers and the cops relay the information they have. They take Mikey into custody.
    Mikey confesses what happened and explains that, under the circumstances, he felt threatened and had to take the action he did.
    Then, it is revealed that the entire scenario was a setup and that the life lesson was not to fuck around with weapons (or strangers).
    Mikey (and Jay) face no punishment whatsoever.
    Roll credits.

    • @Pixel_pursuit3426
      @Pixel_pursuit3426 9 місяців тому +22

      Spot on

    • @KobeRogers-vw8nx
      @KobeRogers-vw8nx 7 місяців тому +16

      Here another One they get involved in a hit and run incident and get no punishment.
      Like bro

    • @GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1
      @GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah well if the other guy threatened to kill Mikey and jay, then I’d say they killed him in self defense.

    • @guineaFN
      @guineaFN 3 місяці тому +3

      @@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1 Thats true

    • @hassanahamiduahmed166
      @hassanahamiduahmed166 2 місяці тому +3

      Watch Dhar Mann ACTUALLY make this into a video. 6 months, or mid-2025, tops

  • @wil_AV
    @wil_AV 9 місяців тому +124

    The fact the parents don’t go to prison or lose custody at this point is crazy

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 8 місяців тому +4

      I know . Especially cause they let their kids get away with whatever with absolutely 0 consequences

    • @hassanahamiduahmed166
      @hassanahamiduahmed166 2 місяці тому +2

      true. The police have been involved many times, and yet, they still don't do anything about it. In real life, the police would get involved, and the parents would most likely lose custody of their kids, at least until they can prove otherwise

  • @fazediscovery5
    @fazediscovery5 9 місяців тому +112

    I love how in real life no working middle-class parent would give a 1000 dollars to their teenage kid and friends just to prove a point or to teach them a lesson

    • @bawsaq..
      @bawsaq.. 3 місяці тому +5

      she even said ‘1 dollar an hour extra doesnt mean you can go and spend it all’ 😭😭

  • @eeveeofalltrades4780
    @eeveeofalltrades4780 9 місяців тому +324

    The most unrealistic part of that story is that they were able to rent a limo and still had a considerable amount of money left.

    • @SammyChristianGuy
      @SammyChristianGuy 9 місяців тому +14

      Nahhh for REALL! Limo renting is like expensive! How they doing this exactly💀

    • @olamideadekojo5558
      @olamideadekojo5558 4 місяці тому +4

      I am not trying to support this but- On average, you can expect to pay anywhere from $75 to $200 per hour for a basic limo rental, with prices varying depending on the factors .

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 3 місяці тому +7

      Honestly there's only so much you can buy with 1000 bucks as a kid. I probably would order few pizzas and then don't know what else to do

    • @hassanahamiduahmed166
      @hassanahamiduahmed166 2 місяці тому

      true

    • @brodypurcell1687
      @brodypurcell1687 2 місяці тому

      @@realdragon I’d probably save it all up then invest

  • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
    @t1mburt0nsdandruff 9 місяців тому +512

    I love how the boys were just bragging about their VR girlfriends to Jay’s mother and didn’t get punished for playing a game CLEARLY MADE for adults.

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +13

      It's just a game, bro. Don't act like you've never played GTA or something like that when you were a kid. 🤷‍♂️

    • @JamToast89
      @JamToast89 9 місяців тому +54

      literally me who hasnt played gta@@AnekoF90

    • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
      @t1mburt0nsdandruff 9 місяців тому +69

      @@AnekoF90 I never played GTA, thank you very much, I played Roblox.
      GTA shouldn’t have been played by kids, but playing a game where you drink alcohol and have girlfriends isn’t kid friendly, nor should it be supported. Especially since they are 13 year olds.
      Believe it or not, p0rn has ruined people’s innocence more than violence did. Violent video games don’t make people violent, but p0rn has ruined any chance of people having relationships that’s more than just bedroom activities.
      The mother is horrible for letting her MIDDLE SCHOOLER son and his friends be adults for a day and letting them play an inappropriate game that’s not for their age demographic.

    • @The-rr8ze
      @The-rr8ze 9 місяців тому +3

      @@AnekoF90 pfp checks out

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +1

      @@The-rr8ze k

  • @realazee
    @realazee 9 місяців тому +257

    And the thing is this isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 9 місяців тому +16

      of course its not a life lesson they didnt even get punished they ran from cops used up a extra 200 almost killed themself and a stranger and to top it all off got the keep their electronics their parents rewarded them in the end after this REWARDED THEM wtf is this do illegal shit gain the ability to go on electronics amazing amazing honestly best take ive ever seen great dhar man video gotta hand it to the writers for this one

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 9 місяців тому +11

      It was all because Mikey suggested they not call the mom and admit defeat. Even if they were 21 it still wouldn't be legal to drive unless they had their license, but that wouldn't have even been necessary had they been able to report the card stolen. Which now that I think about it confuses me lol. The kid was clearly able to check how much they spent, so wouldn't thar mean he was on whatever app the card was linked to. He should have been able to report the card missing from there ( unless he needed some type of code that was being sent to the mother, but then that would be even worse since she is trying to teach them about money and just leaves it out for anyone to take lol).
      Yes I would believe most kids ( not Mikey) would know how to work an app for a card. The amount of kids I see with a cash app card now in days lol.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 місяців тому

      Actually, as children, they still have ONE option available to them: bumming $6 off someone and *taking the bus!*

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 9 місяців тому +1

      At least they were punished the previous times.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 9 місяців тому +1

      And the thing is that isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

  • @Divine.Prince
    @Divine.Prince 9 місяців тому +46

    “Technically, what about legally” 🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🔥🔥💯💯💯💯⁉️⁉️ 15:42

    • @yashsinghal403
      @yashsinghal403 8 місяців тому +11

      Legality is out the window by now (come on its a dhar mann video)

  • @mrmemes170
    @mrmemes170 6 місяців тому +29

    "kid refuses to commit crime, gets dragged to hell by satan himself"

    • @-Ventrix-
      @-Ventrix- Місяць тому

      What happens next is shocking

  • @iceeblueburst03
    @iceeblueburst03 9 місяців тому +323

    We can all agree to blame Jay’s mother for this stupid idea. 💀

    • @zierragacha5089
      @zierragacha5089 9 місяців тому +58

      And Mikey's mother

    • @yattzz69
      @yattzz69 9 місяців тому +43

      and whoever wrote the script

    • @watermelonindianboi
      @watermelonindianboi 9 місяців тому +23

      Agreed and the person that made Noah’s dad character

    • @iceeblueburst03
      @iceeblueburst03 9 місяців тому +10

      @@watermelonindianboi Jeez, didn’t know Noah’s dad had a new actor.

    • @yag-yet_another_gamer
      @yag-yet_another_gamer 9 місяців тому +5

      @@yattzz69 and their mum

  • @_-ZZZ-_
    @_-ZZZ-_ 9 місяців тому +100

    Jay and Mikey's moms both know their children are literally criminals 💀 So why are they surprised they went crazy???

  • @audreyparmenter2000
    @audreyparmenter2000 9 місяців тому +287

    The thing that the parents don't get is that even when grown up, children call their parents for help. For example, my sister, an ADULT, injured herself by accident while making food, and SHE CALLED MY FATHER FOR HELP! THAT... The parents went too far in this whole becoming an adult thing. If they wanted their kids to get a taste of adulthood, I think they should have started small. Also, are we in a universe where Jayden doesn't exist?

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 9 місяців тому +32

      Jayden is too smart for this, he’d say it’s stupid and just do his own thing

    • @audreyparmenter2000
      @audreyparmenter2000 9 місяців тому +7

      Ah, yes. You are right.

    • @Some_Guy6
      @Some_Guy6 9 місяців тому +13

      @@audreyparmenter2000 I know right?! I can ALWAYS call my parents if something happened and i can always 100% count on their help and being there for me.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 9 місяців тому +6

      I guess maybe Jayden was not home during the events of this video or he was inside the room the whole time.

    • @audreyparmenter2000
      @audreyparmenter2000 9 місяців тому +15

      Honestly, I wouldn't blame Jayden if he said, "Nope! Bye, guys." ​⁠

  • @commscan314
    @commscan314 9 місяців тому +41

    2:45 Inaccurate, none of the girls had furry, catgirl, or anime avatars. Also none of them were femboys.

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 6 місяців тому +2

      Shame

    • @mliny
      @mliny 6 місяців тому +6

      can't believe i laughed at this

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 6 місяців тому +5

      @@mliny I mean, I'm not wrong. VRChat is filled with that sort.

  • @smitty_werben_jagerman_jensen
    @smitty_werben_jagerman_jensen 9 місяців тому +45

    Dhar Mann in 2021: Kids bully autistic brother
    Dhar Mann in 2024: Kid eats the moon because of rizz

  • @orange33340
    @orange33340 9 місяців тому +192

    The fact that these three are committing numerous crimes and get no punishment is geniunely infuriating to no end. Dhar Mann is basically telling kids to commit crimes

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +15

      Technically in my opinion, it is mainly Mikey and Jay agreeing to committing the crimes and Noah just dragging himself into them. Noah could’ve back out at any point just like Jayden does all the time, but he just remains quiet and inadvertently joins in anyway.
      And also, i am just so confused at this point, but why is Noah still hanging out with these two?! His character redemption was already demolished in the Noah’s Arc series by remaining friends with them anyway after realizing how much of a bad friendship he is in with them. But in episodes like these, I feel like Noah is SMART enough to know that Mikey and Jay are an enormously bad influence on him and he shouldn’t be hanging out with them anyway, yet he still does! I really don’t get it!

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +1

      @sirgothnerd9297 Who was Derek again? Sorry for asking but I forgot who that was.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +1

      @sirgothnerd9297 Oh yeah!! I remember that kid now! That kid was a really good actor honestly! And I liked him a lot! I wonder what happened to him and why hasn’t he been in any video recently?

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому

      @sirgothnerd9297 Ah I see.

    • @GoldWristX
      @GoldWristX 9 місяців тому +1

      @@NothingPerson44 nah fr

  • @Flowermations
    @Flowermations 9 місяців тому +132

    What the video should actually be called: TERRIBLE mom, CRAZY mom, & CRINGEY HIP dad allow their sons do whatever they want for 24 hours without supervision, they do NOT live to regret it! (as the blame is put entirely on the children even though it was their parents own stupid idea to let them run around unsupervised)

    • @salmascreativitypen4489
      @salmascreativitypen4489 9 місяців тому +10

      Agreed, their parents put them put to it yet blamed their children.

    • @Flowermations
      @Flowermations 9 місяців тому +7

      @@salmascreativitypen4489 You know Dhar Mann is predictable when you know the kids are gonna get blamed for driving the other kid´s mom´s car to get the lost credit card lol

    • @salmascreativitypen4489
      @salmascreativitypen4489 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Flowermations True hehe.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 9 місяців тому +4

      There should actually be a series about a cringy hip mom who likes to get with the trends & doesn't even focus on their kids

    • @salmascreativitypen4489
      @salmascreativitypen4489 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Coolharry64 Agreed, kind of like Penelope’s mom.

  • @viviennemorgan7217
    @viviennemorgan7217 9 місяців тому +231

    we're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to lie about their ages.

  • @00ZQN
    @00ZQN 9 місяців тому +49

    7:42 Did i just hear a middle aged man say "word!". WHY IS THIS IN THE SCRIPT? WHY IS THERE A GROWN ADULT TRYING TO SAY SLANG THAT HE PROBABLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BUT SAYS IT ANYWAYS SINCE ITS WHAT THE KIDS NOW ARE SAYING JUST TO SEEM RELATEABLE?

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 9 місяців тому +2

      shouldve said "true~!"

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 6 місяців тому

      @@stefanmadethen5359Facts with a head motion would also work

    • @AkSpamson
      @AkSpamson 2 місяці тому +1

      And he's saying it around adults who also don't know what it means and don't think it's cool

  • @joemarielmejia9039
    @joemarielmejia9039 9 місяців тому +58

    19:31 realistically the mom would be arrested for negligence

    • @operez070
      @operez070 2 місяці тому +3

      Also, the mom would only "punish" Jay since she is not the mom of Mikey and Noah

  • @McTonk2
    @McTonk2 9 місяців тому +83

    imagine the ki- "adults" get in danger but are too scared to admit defeat that they don't call for help. Also just because you're 21, you still need a license to drive... and it seems that Mikey forgot that they aren't legally 21 meaning they aren't 21 to anyone else.

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 9 місяців тому +103

    This has to be the worst depiction of a mother ever. Not only is she turning a blind eye to the fact her kid (and his friends) are playing a virtual game that is clearly not meant for children; but allows her son to demand more money from her because she got a pay raise.
    Also, the Forever Young song they're singing is the one by Alphaville - not Rod Stewart (making the song even more obscure).

  • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
    @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 9 місяців тому +68

    "No Kathy! WE ARN'T GOING TO ABUSE OUR KIDS AGAIN"
    "But doesn't it always work?"
    Good massage Dar dar

    • @fallonfireblade4404
      @fallonfireblade4404 Місяць тому +1

      Dude, I hadn't gotten to that point in the video yet and I thought this was a joke 😭

  • @yourshoulderdevil5229
    @yourshoulderdevil5229 9 місяців тому +16

    9:33 and as August said, "If it works every time why are they still getting in trouble?" And they say every time as though this happens often, which shows it never even worked once.

  • @1puk3g1itter
    @1puk3g1itter 9 місяців тому +20

    I'm not part of the dhar mann fam, but I remember 2020/21 dhar mann. I used to keep his videos in the background while doing school projects late at night. Exactly as August said, about 10 minute long videos where a generic character learned a not particularly inspiring lesson. They weren't in any way fun or stimulating, but they were somewhat entertaining and kept my brain awake while working. The videos he does now are just... so far away from any real life situation ever, that only a child could perceive them as actually interesting or useful or whatever. It's not like I "miss the old dhar mann", but it certainly wasn't as bad as this. It just keeps getting worse and I'm sure he will eventually sell off his channel

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 9 місяців тому +82

    Okay that ending is beyond stupid. It's one thing to let the kids go back to playing online instead of going outside, but she fully knows that the kids are just using the headsets to try and hook up with strangers in VR: strangers who also happen to be a little too old for them. That's just weird, especially with all 3 of them in the same room. I think the mom should have said something about how unhealthy and potentially dangerous that whole situation is.

    • @pinklemonade8320
      @pinklemonade8320 9 місяців тому +6

      I don't think the VR girls are supposed to be real strangers. I think it's just like an offline VR dating sim

    • @LuckyWolfUnleashed
      @LuckyWolfUnleashed 7 місяців тому +2

      ai

  • @menzel17
    @menzel17 9 місяців тому +87

    So let's say Dhar Mann actually managed to sell his channel to be on TV or something. Like imagine you're just chilling and suddenly a Dhar Mann show ad shows up and is like "watch this silly goose commit domestic violence so he can learn it's not ok, only on Dhar Dhar TV"

    • @KyleoftheViridianForest
      @KyleoftheViridianForest 9 місяців тому +10

      If I were to see Dhar Mann TV I'd straight up die of laughter on the spot.

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac 9 місяців тому +10

      Or an ad “Come watch jay and mikey commit war crimes and get a light slap on the wrist for it featuring noah’s cringe ass dad and Kai cenat fanum tax rizzler sigma gyatt ohio skibidi tv man

    • @dreamofficial4152
      @dreamofficial4152 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@oZqdiaclmaoo 😂😂

    • @Ohiowildlifevideos
      @Ohiowildlifevideos 9 місяців тому

      @@oZqdiac”rizzing up skibidi toilet level 3 gyatts in Ohio at 3 am

  • @LightningFlower5
    @LightningFlower5 9 місяців тому +171

    Why do these parents expect their children to behave like adults. They’re Children! How should they know! Isn’t it the parent’s job to teach their kids how to be responsible adults? Instead of actually teaching them, these parents are just setting their kids up for failure!

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +19

      Let's not let our kids have a childhood. Let's show them how real life really works, putting them to work in a 9-5 while studying and having to do a bunch of chores at home. 😃👍

    • @exot1c_dark066
      @exot1c_dark066 9 місяців тому +4

      @@AnekoF90i mean school in a ways, is preparing us for 9-5

    • @Ilikesceptile11
      @Ilikesceptile11 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@exot1c_dark066yeah, it's preparing us. Not throwing us head first into it

  • @Always100AlwaysStrong
    @Always100AlwaysStrong 9 місяців тому +13

    “🤡I’ve got a SUPER HOT idea for you Michael! Stop talking!🤡”
    That was genuinely an awesome impression and probably -one of my- the only favorite -quotes- quote in the entirety of Dhar Man Plague.

  • @Mister.Sir.King._Sir
    @Mister.Sir.King._Sir 9 місяців тому +8

    NOT THE KIDZBOP *sobs in a corner

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. 9 місяців тому +65

    ah, yes once you're legal you can't ever ask parents for help or have a support system. you're on your own, buddy. aside from the obvious criminal acts, this is such a horrible message to give kids. and it's supporting toxic family relationships. Mikey's mom really starts giving me the vibes of a mother, who has the "once they're 18 I'm done with them" mindset about kids. because she didn't really want to be a mother and didn't plan for kids, but they happened and now she feels resentful that she can't live the life she wants to. and seeing how her husband is verbally abusive and not always there...there's no wonder Mikey acts out the way he does. Kids tend to do that, when they've got troubled home life. also. If these kids really got arrested by the cops, it wouldn't be them calling the parents. it'd be the police because cops can't arrest and intorregate minors without the legal guardian being present. and if the parents said they're not gonna come bc kids are adults(at 14) and that they just lkeft them to their own devices, police would probably have to inform child protective services, because the parents are neglectful and incompetent. but you won't see that in Dhar Dhar's universe. Because laws and rationality doesn;t exist there.

    • @abigailc8829
      @abigailc8829 9 місяців тому +7

      Someone needs to write a dhar mann fanfic where all these kids move out at 18 and get their life togrther after realising their oarents fucked em up 😭

    • @alphawolf2638
      @alphawolf2638 9 місяців тому +3

      Nothing like making the children of the future afraid to grow up thinking they're not allowed to ask for guidence because "They're an adult now!"

    • @samaustin339
      @samaustin339 9 місяців тому +2

      Bad mother tells her kids she wants nothing to do with them after they turn 18; you won’t believe what happens next. (They both go NC, she never meets her grandchildren, and she rots in a nursing home)

    • @abigailc8829
      @abigailc8829 9 місяців тому +3

      @@samaustin339 Too realistic, instead Dhar Mann gives her 5 million dollars and everyone claps

    • @AkSpamson
      @AkSpamson 2 місяці тому

      I don't think Dahr Mann's smart enough to write a character that well

  • @JeremyPickett
    @JeremyPickett 9 місяців тому +62

    I can't. I just can't. I wasn't that stupid when I was ten, and none of my classmates or cohort were either. Naive is one thing, actual stupidity is another.
    This goes in the dumpster fire.

  • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
    @karaoconnoraliasraidra 9 місяців тому +107

    Quick note- That wasn’t “Forever Young” by Rod Stewart they were singing; it was “Forever Young” by Alphaville. They may have the same title, but they’re very different songs.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 6 місяців тому +6

      That song picked up renewed popularity in the early 2000s, when I was a teenager and it was in the movie “Napoleon Dynamite.” If nowadays teens watched that movie, that’d probably be their intro to the song as well.

    • @Felice_Enellen
      @Felice_Enellen 5 місяців тому +1

      It's worse than that. At some point he refers to him as "Rob Stewart".

    • @VoltFall
      @VoltFall 4 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was forever young by intial d

    • @CometMasonTrucker
      @CometMasonTrucker 3 місяці тому +2

      I know Forever Young from Jay-Z’s “Young Forever”

  • @TheZombo
    @TheZombo 9 місяців тому +22

    17:20 why didn’t they just say 16 (the age where you get your license in most us states for people outside of the us)😭

    • @yashsinghal403
      @yashsinghal403 8 місяців тому +15

      It a dhar mann video, it's not supposed to make sense.

  • @blddemn6645
    @blddemn6645 9 місяців тому +19

    14:52 first of all they did not spend 700 dollars, they spent 1,700
    Anyone who has an online bank account knows that when you are in the negatives that means you spent money you bascially don't have, dhar man clearly doesn't understand how banking works.
    I said this in the sniperwolf period video but because of all that happened not just in that video but in several other videos like this, I genuinely think the authorities need to look into dhar man, either that or youtube seriously needs to stop messing around and ban dhar man immediately

    • @blddemn6645
      @blddemn6645 2 місяці тому +1

      @JuliaWhite-sp3qo if you watch the sniper wolf video that came out around November or October. dhar man, a 40 year old man, made a video about periods, and the video is beyond disgusting and inappropriate

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 9 місяців тому +229

    They can complain about their children but they don’t even realize kids aren’t born disrespectful and rude.

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 9 місяців тому +31

      Ty. Some kids are terrible. Blame the parents

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 9 місяців тому +9

      blame the karens.

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому

      Well, some of them are born and are annoying as fuck, and not even because of bad parenting, they just are for no reason. But that's just a minority. 👍

    • @WindowsXP-y5l
      @WindowsXP-y5l 9 місяців тому +1

      Actually they are, its the parents job to teach them to stop before they are adults.

    • @CountCocofang
      @CountCocofang 9 місяців тому +16

      @@WindowsXP-y5l Eh, I wouldn't entirely co-sign that. Children are more impulsive and have less of a filter. Because they have yet to learn and develop the necessary cognitive capabilities to regulate their emotions and behavior. But they are also somewhat blank slates (at least to some extent) that can be conditioned in any direction. Rough circumstances make it much more difficult and less likely that the child will develop into a functioning and healthy direction. But it's never impossible that somebody, despite all kinds of negative influences, comes out with a few scars but overall fine. There are children that have horrible backgrounds and act the part, so you go "Well, what do you expect ..." but there are also ones that can surprise you with how well they are set up despite so many things working against them. So children aren't disrespectful and rude by default, it's an individual thing. But parents obviously have a huge influence on their child's development and can sometimes actually ruin it.

  • @flameshock1013
    @flameshock1013 9 місяців тому +61

    One thing that really annoys me about that intro scene is the fact that the girls have to ask if those boys are 21 simply because Jay remarks that he doesn't like alcohol. I get that it's taking place in a virtual reality simulation and isn't real, but has Dhar Mann really never met adults who don't drink? I'm 21 and I vowed to never drink alcohol, so this feels like a slap in the face to me because it's pretty much saying that you have to drink to be considered an adult. And I don't think I need to explain why that's a very concerning message to tell.

    • @pinklemonade8320
      @pinklemonade8320 9 місяців тому +7

      I think it was implied that the reason the girls asked that is because Jay spits out the drink as if he's never tried alcohol before and then says alcohol is the one thing he doesn’t like about being an adult, which is weird phrasing if you're, you know, an adult

  • @alolanvulpix2848
    @alolanvulpix2848 9 місяців тому +407

    We're not just telling stories, we're putting kids in jail!

    • @Im.Rae.
      @Im.Rae. 9 місяців тому +11

      What happened next is shocking, And that reason dhar man fam is because he didnt go to jail he got off the hook

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 9 місяців тому +1

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 9 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula is true:
      (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

    • @alexthecat643
      @alexthecat643 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@InstagramUser2another bot?

    • @alexthecat643
      @alexthecat643 9 місяців тому

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALbotttttttttttttttttttt

  • @julianjet
    @julianjet 9 місяців тому +14

    Okay but, are they not gonna let them be appropriately punished for what they did? Dhar Mann could actually never.

  • @capslockpenguin7518
    @capslockpenguin7518 9 місяців тому +31

    Given that two of the boys escaped from prison and one of them made terror threats, it's surprising that they were let go with just a ticket.
    Also, this is a step down from terrorism, so over six months until he actively tries to kill someone, but under six months until he thinks he accidentally killed someone, but it's just a not very elaborate scheme by the parents to teach him a non-lesson.

  • @HazelnutHotChocolate
    @HazelnutHotChocolate 9 місяців тому +106

    What an amazing life lesson - Parents should just pay their child to leave them alone and then when they get into trouble, just put them in the virtual world and forget about them! If my parent did that to me, I’d steal a car!
    Also the intro of this video was possibly the worst cringe I’ve ever felt!

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +4

      Steal a car? I'd go to the nearest place and steal a console, which would be way more profitable. A car is easy for the owner to recover. The console isn't

    • @TylerCourtney-s5n
      @TylerCourtney-s5n 9 місяців тому

      Find help Wulfric

    • @desaug
      @desaug 9 місяців тому

      i would go to the bank and withdraw the 1k and pretend i spent it all

  • @Natelathotep
    @Natelathotep 9 місяців тому +31

    Dhar Mann's next video: "Mischief Mikey kills teacher to skip test. What happens next is shocking."

  • @khemasanine
    @khemasanine 9 місяців тому +241

    We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to commit crimes!

    • @Lifewithlizzy8
      @Lifewithlizzy8 9 місяців тому +4

      Fr

    • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
      @TheEmeraldSwordMusic 9 місяців тому +5

      These comments are not funny anymore...do what you like but I don't like 'em...

    • @pizzaman2298
      @pizzaman2298 9 місяців тому +3

      @@TheEmeraldSwordMusic I don't think bro cares if you like it or not

    • @KNA31_3
      @KNA31_3 9 місяців тому

      ​@@pizzaman2298I don't think bro cares if u say that

    • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
      @TheEmeraldSwordMusic 9 місяців тому

      ​@KNA31_3 yeah I just wanted to say my two cents respectfully

  • @thashaayenimuralitharan6117
    @thashaayenimuralitharan6117 9 місяців тому +11

    Dhar mann be like: We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids how to hijack planes

    • @Cow29389
      @Cow29389 9 місяців тому +6

      We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to fly into the World trade center

  • @ForsakenButter
    @ForsakenButter 7 місяців тому +2

    I love this channel because it gives me some thing interesting to listen to, has good editing, and unlike every other damn “story” thing I find is like a hour and thirty minutes line but this is like 10 minutes each, the BEST.😊

  • @PoeticNugget
    @PoeticNugget 9 місяців тому +278

    I don’t know how August is still sane.
    He watches, edits, and posts reviews for Dhar Mann videos so much I’m worried for his mental health.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 9 місяців тому

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @RealScarletCat
      @RealScarletCat 9 місяців тому +7

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALare you sure about that 🤔

    • @alexthecat643
      @alexthecat643 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RealScarletCatit's a bot

    • @nerdsam4825
      @nerdsam4825 9 місяців тому +1

      He's a duck simple

    • @alexthecat643
      @alexthecat643 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALskedadle on outta here ya gooberish bot

  • @ClaudetteVioletta
    @ClaudetteVioletta 9 місяців тому +22

    19:18 Also, the mother said that if they called, the deal would be over. She never said she couldn't help them

  • @JackMightExist
    @JackMightExist 9 місяців тому +152

    I’m surprised people are still willing to work with this dude

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 9 місяців тому +4

      The woke never get broke

    • @Kai-no9os
      @Kai-no9os 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ghettolicerx2 Elaborate

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Asheelee it's a pain.

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Asheelee it doesn't matter how woke and broke it gets i don't think they gonna stop soon

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Kai-no9os it wad a joke. Soon u understand. Would not take that long before dharn mann goes ultra woke

  • @davidsaioc2507
    @davidsaioc2507 8 місяців тому +2

    13:04 the song they sing is actually by Alphaville, the one by Rod Stewart has the same name but it's different

  • @coast_to_coast_photos
    @coast_to_coast_photos 9 місяців тому +8

    The most realistic ending to this would be Jay’s mom getting arrested and charged with child neglect and the other parents possibly facing charges for being accomplices. She told them they could do whatever they wanted and that’s exactly what they did. Yes, these kids would definitely be in trouble for driving without a license and fleeing from the fuzz but the mom would be in much worse trouble for enabling them to break the law. Also, Mikey believing that they can drive because they’re “technically” 21 is probably the most dangerous part of this horrifically absurd garbage. They most certainly are not 21 to anyone else but themselves and their godawful parents so no, they cannot legally drive a motor vehicle on public roads.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 9 місяців тому +56

    Almost hit your car isn't hit your car. Calling the cops might be a bad move. Those kids are A.) Dealing with an angry stranger. B.) In possession of a vehicle they barely know how to operate. The chances that they panic and run you down fleeing and then panic more is non-zero.

    • @WhitePigeon1986
      @WhitePigeon1986 5 місяців тому +1

      Who calls the police for a near miss?!

    • @jamesaustin1988
      @jamesaustin1988 4 місяці тому +2

      I don't think they called the police for a near-miss, rather that the drivers were underaged.

    • @НиколаСтаменковић
      @НиколаСтаменковић 3 місяці тому

      ​I don't think that someone will get out from the car because of near miss .​@@jamesaustin1988

  • @abcba593
    @abcba593 9 місяців тому +35

    I feel like Dhar Mann thinks all families are one of two things. The first is that they are driving a luxury car and that money isn't a problem, and the second is that they are dirt poor and have nothing. It's like he lives in some kind of alternate universe.

    • @izzieb.2926
      @izzieb.2926 7 місяців тому +8

      "It's like he lives in an alternate universe"
      Hmmmm.......that's actually not a bad idea. What if someone were to take the concepts of the dhar mann universe and turned it into a legit psychological horror/thriller where someone is trapped in an alternate dimension from which they have to find a way to escape to the real world?
      Ngl, I'd watch that

  • @Blazexiao
    @Blazexiao 9 місяців тому +53

    If I had a nickel each time dhar man made videos that promote criminal behavior I’d be a millionaire

    • @gregbrown8881
      @gregbrown8881 9 місяців тому +9

      Or at least a thousand dollars, which is practically the same thing.

    • @yag-yet_another_gamer
      @yag-yet_another_gamer 9 місяців тому +6

      @@gregbrown8881 a thousandaire, or as 12 year olds know them, a trillionaire

    • @Ohiowildlifevideos
      @Ohiowildlifevideos 9 місяців тому +1

      @@gregbrown8881at least according to Mikey mouse clubhouse

    • @TylerCourtney-s5n
      @TylerCourtney-s5n 9 місяців тому

      Actually you’d have zero. It’s not promotion.

    • @yag-yet_another_gamer
      @yag-yet_another_gamer 9 місяців тому

      @@Ohiowildlifevideos it used to be a funhouse, but now it's full of evil clowns (sorry not sorry)

  • @Reczony
    @Reczony 9 місяців тому +22

    1:34 and this is aimed at children 🤦

  • @ERS127
    @ERS127 9 місяців тому +2

    Next episode: Mischief Mikey commits vehicular manslaughter

  • @Surgemaster2012
    @Surgemaster2012 9 місяців тому +69

    What's even weirder is Noah's dad character changed from where we first saw him in the store episode. Also for me rhai biggest missed opportunity is the fact Dhar never addressed how bad Mikey and Jay's parents are in how they go about punishing their kids, Jay's mom wasn't as bad here since she only went with the idea because Mikey's mom pressured her into it, but still. It does genuinely seem at this point the parents enjoy punishing their kids.
    I also want to note that Mikeys character was inspired by Greg Heffley, so that could also be why they are running with them being this way. I also wonder if Jay has ODD as his behavior really comes off that way, if that's the case this is the worst way to go about it.

    • @ItsSoBadBruh
      @ItsSoBadBruh 9 місяців тому +9

      More importantly, in "Noah's Arc" episode 1, Noah's dad wasn't even Noah's dad. Noah's dad was actually a teacher, along with other past Dhar Mann videos 💀 it shows how messed up the acting is in those videos.

    • @diegode415
      @diegode415 9 місяців тому +11

      Speaking of Noah, he's literally gotten less sensible from the first video of the trio. He went from being a good kid, to letting Jay and Mikey spend the night in his dad's store after they pressured and bribed him, and now he's practically like Jay and Mikey. He literally got turned into a bad kid from Jay and Mikey's bad influence on him and Dhar Mann literally admitted the 2 were a bad influence to Noah, Noah stopped letting them mess with him, and in the end they reunited

    • @JerseyWolf
      @JerseyWolf 9 місяців тому +1

      I mean it kind of makes sense that since Mikey can talk himself out of anything, his mom can talk anyone into doing anything.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 9 місяців тому +3

      Not even Greg would do this. He may be a jerk but he’s not that bad of a jerk.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +4

      @@diegode415FINALLY!! THANK YOU!! I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO AGREE WITH WHAT I WAS THINKING!! Yeah!! They really have destroyed Noah’s character I think ever since all of these mini series started. Noah before was a great and intelligent kid, and I figured that if his character stay the same and actually had a good redemption, in his Arc series he would have ended the friendship completely with Jay and Mikey and go along with his life with other people who would give him much preferable and safer influences on him. But nope, he is literally written to become the bad boy and inadvertently join Mikey and Jay in all of their dangerous and criminal shenanigans. I am so glad I am not the only one.

  • @salmascreativitypen4489
    @salmascreativitypen4489 9 місяців тому +29

    In my opinion, it's all the parents fault. They instructed Mikey and his friends that they can do whatever they want, what did they expect? That kid begged his mom for help after she told him they can call to admit defeat, and hangs up. She should've definitely been charged.

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle 9 місяців тому +14

    august, i’m geniunely concerned for your mental health. dharmann has made you sound like you’ve went through the french-indian war, revolutionary war, french revolution, civil war, world war 1, world war 2, hiroshima and nagasaki nuclear bombings, cuban missile crisis, vietnam war, ukranian-russian war, and black friday in the 2010s. i think taking a break at this point wouldn’t save you in enough time, we’re too deep into the dharmann barrel.
    but hey that outro music’s fire what’s it called

  • @fazediscovery5
    @fazediscovery5 9 місяців тому +9

    It is very obvious Dhar Mann at this point is trying to get bought by Nickelodeon or Disney because this type of plot or scenario is something you see in a show like Zach and Cody or Drake and Josh. Were the main characters who are kids get themselves in sticky situations that are easily avoidable from the get-go or even break the law and most of the time their a useless unrealistic life lesson at the end of the situation where the main characters learn nothing and are never punishment for what they did or paid for the crimes they committed. and everyone basically move on with their lives. And in future episodes, 90% of the time the situation is never explicitly mentioned nor brought up and everyone just acts like it never happened

  • @Starrau
    @Starrau 9 місяців тому +6

    August, your whole relationship with dharmann is, "I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."

  • @FloydMickenbooder
    @FloydMickenbooder 9 місяців тому +30

    The fact that dhar mann has reached 20 million subscribers is actually baffling

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 9 місяців тому +3

      20 million bots

    • @jtohboymccloy1036
      @jtohboymccloy1036 9 місяців тому +5

      It’s weird bc his community posts get only like 100 comments too.

    • @_Bob_man_
      @_Bob_man_ 9 місяців тому

      @@jtohboymccloy1036sub bots??

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 9 місяців тому +1

      @@jtohboymccloy1036 And it is even more baffling because I would guess 80% of those comments are positive and from impressionable/manipulated kids.

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 9 місяців тому +83

    We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids bad lessons

  • @dredd5355
    @dredd5355 9 місяців тому +21

    8:51 “but doesn’t it always work” me thinking to myself when has any of there parenting methods worked😂

  • @coolchannelize15
    @coolchannelize15 9 місяців тому +2

    Life isn't even like this with all the partying and stuff when you become an adult they're giving kids a false reality

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American 9 місяців тому +16

    14:16 I thought the parents threatened to take away their VR headsets if they fail the challenge

  • @drk_mn
    @drk_mn 9 місяців тому +47

    Glad to see you never kept your promise about not going back to talking about darrman

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 9 місяців тому

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @Ace-fl8ltz
      @Ace-fl8ltz 9 місяців тому

      underrated comment ngl.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 9 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula is true:
      (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

    • @realadrieno
      @realadrieno 9 місяців тому

      Eh it’s always fun to hear august say what needs to be said about dhar mann’s increasingly bad skits

    • @alexthecat643
      @alexthecat643 9 місяців тому

      ​@@InstagramUser2funni bot

  • @Teddylover1234
    @Teddylover1234 9 місяців тому +16

    It’s funny how Mikey and jay try to escape prison, rob a bank, drive a car with no license and underaged , and have only gone to jail for 2 days. It’s official Dhar Mann needs a therapist

  • @Tanner-fm1of
    @Tanner-fm1of 9 місяців тому +27

    Just the he be tripping line at
    8:22. Should get dhar Mann locked up for life

  • @commscan314
    @commscan314 7 місяців тому +7

    8:12 At like SIX I understood that life as an adult had a lot of responsibility, it's not that fucking hard.

  • @WOLF_Tap
    @WOLF_Tap 9 місяців тому +15

    3:31 SHE ABSOLUTELY BURNT HIM
    Just saw that this was also said in the video

  • @brid1889
    @brid1889 9 місяців тому +8

    Aint no way a kid would talk slang to their parents
    also i feel bad for the actor for noah's dad
    imagine just having to say random phrases and words that you have no idea what they mean

  • @Arianime
    @Arianime 9 місяців тому +15

    Okay, but as someone who has a brother, him calling his Mom "bruh/bro" talking back, etc. And the attitude he had was 100% on point accurate. At least, for my little brother. I wouldn't say he's over reacting. As someone who's had a brother, step brothers, and an ex step brother, that was the most accurate scene in the entire film.

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 9 місяців тому +14

    13:10 Fr though the only reason I know that song is because my mom is trying to get me into 80s music 😭😭😭

  • @irileyxmusic
    @irileyxmusic 9 місяців тому +11

    5:06 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT CAUSE I WAS ALSO THINKING HOW THE GAME LOGIC DOESNT MAKE SENSE!
    Like either that is the most Complex And Advanced game to where NPC’s are able to Ask you Questions that portray to the topic almost perfectly and creepily
    Or it would be a pre-recorded game and the Game writers are sick pedo’s cause why would you include that question if you werent Expecting minors to play that game-

  • @pinklemonade8320
    @pinklemonade8320 9 місяців тому +2

    13:03 a consequence of the internet is that teenagers do indeed know older music. Idk why people assume that culturally influentially pop music becomes lost media as soon as a generation passes. There's even a 2010 Jay-Z single that samples Forever Young

  • @Wicked_Fox
    @Wicked_Fox 9 місяців тому +10

    How did we go from ironically loving dhar man to hating him?

  • @retrokoh
    @retrokoh 9 місяців тому +11

    "Late 2000s-early 2010s style of writing for kids shows"
    Bruh thank you for making me feel old as shit. Here I was, about to reminisce about kids TV in the mid-late 90s.

  • @purplereignproductions9115
    @purplereignproductions9115 9 місяців тому +18

    7:51 me and August started saying why at the same time. God that scene is cringe

  • @arthur6710
    @arthur6710 9 місяців тому +25

    6:07 on this part i literally said “Finally she acting like a good mom” 😭🙏

  • @zelz3011
    @zelz3011 9 місяців тому +11

    4:00 or earlier.
    I'm not about fighting parents like that but like if mine said that even at an age like that I probably would have to clapback especially if it was infront of friends with something like "This is why dad went to get the milk.*
    And if I still had my father in my life somehow then I would have to change that to "See this is why Dad's planning his milk journey.*
    I know I would be getting the shoe or the spank but ain't now way you can go down that bad but most likely how totality embarrassing such a situation would be would never be acknowledged due to the fact that this is Dharman.

  • @emmyswordhand2711
    @emmyswordhand2711 9 місяців тому +13

    Bro. I'm 21. I call my mother daily. Multiple times. I also text her constantly. Yes, she and I are close, but also I need to know how she handles adult situations.

    • @samaustin339
      @samaustin339 9 місяців тому +1

      I’m 23 and still live with my parents.

    • @midnight_x_edits
      @midnight_x_edits 9 місяців тому +2

      Im 21 too now I don’t call my mother multiple times in a day but i do text her frequently and my dad because uhhhh how do i adult again?

    • @emmyswordhand2711
      @emmyswordhand2711 9 місяців тому +1

      @@midnight_x_edits they just have so much more practice at this. 🤣

  • @AllZxiquilla
    @AllZxiquilla 9 місяців тому +25

    4:13 was funny but the rest WASNT at all.. seriously bro said rizzler??

  • @alexisdominey6487
    @alexisdominey6487 9 місяців тому +18

    At this point, he's no longer "Mischief Mikey" he's "Felony Mikey".

  • @TheRival-_-
    @TheRival-_- 9 місяців тому +4

    13:07 Actually, I knew about this song since I was 10, just barely four years ago. We’re not really that young 💀

  • @Starryrk
    @Starryrk 9 місяців тому +2

    THERE LITTARLY WEARING THE COLORS OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS HOW OBVIOUS COULD U BE DHARE MAN

  • @jacobsworld7573
    @jacobsworld7573 9 місяців тому +28

    16:18 I love how he didn’t even comment on this scene and just skipped it, it was just that bad

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 9 місяців тому +6

      THE SCREAM SOUNDS LIKE "sTOP!"

    • @IrieTheGreat
      @IrieTheGreat 8 місяців тому +2

      @@wyzololit is😂

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 6 місяців тому +1

      The following scene provided even better commentary so it wasn’t necessary

    • @IrieTheGreat
      @IrieTheGreat 6 місяців тому +2

      @@ironrevenger9386 if I were him, I’d skip it too

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 6 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@IrieTheGreatDhar Mann should stay FAR away from music 😭

  • @Maraxus
    @Maraxus 9 місяців тому +10

    The characters in Dhar Mann were never exactly well-written, but there’s been a solid decline. Every character is inhuman, unbelievably expressive, super animated, and constantly trying to say things in a way that might be funny. Every single character is annoying as hell now. Like I said, it’s not like the original videos were even good, but they were better than this!

  • @Anna-tm1kd
    @Anna-tm1kd 9 місяців тому +18

    We're not just telling stories, we're teaching children the fastest way to skip start and go to jail!

    • @Some_Guy6
      @Some_Guy6 9 місяців тому

      And NOT collect 200 money.

  • @RileyGrainger-su8kh
    @RileyGrainger-su8kh 5 місяців тому +9

    22:13 "I got a hot girl waiting for me baby Haha yea yea" had me dead

  • @Londonforlife09
    @Londonforlife09 8 місяців тому +5

    6:01 jay if you were me
    RIP ⚰️