Dhar Mann Has Given Up
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2024
- Well guys, it appears the days of Dhar Mann changing lives might just be coming to an end. Buckle up.
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It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Lol
100% true
Love your videos man!
Dharrman always manages to fail at portraying actual normal people in his videos, it feels like something out of a terribly written Disney show
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You know who doesn’t fail at portraying normal people XXXTENTACION he Has Emotion In His Music Rip XXX
@@p-__what
It's like the people who make the TEMU ads are making the dharmann videos
It's more like one of those mock busters of a poorly written disney show.
DharMann's Mickey & Jay Script:
1: Get a lesson..
2: Get a bad idea..
3: Do the bad idea..
4: Get in trouble..
5: Get caught/tricked..
6: Get NOT punished..
7: Learn what lesson?
Nothing
Lesson learnt: what happens in the light always comes in the dark
The lesson I learned: Do what they do but better
@@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Lol, sounds right.
They got punished in sick.note,military school, lands plane and break out of juvie
If you’re a grown adult incapable of differentiating a toy alligator from a real one, you need to get yourself checked.
Fr
fr I couldn't stop laughing when I realised how pathetic you would have be to have your bones broken by a balloon alligator without even knowing it was fake when you bought it
That part was strange, even for a dhardhar video. I mean, were they trying to pass it off as a real alligator? Judging from her reaction, that's what it seemed like. If so, how did they buy that off of amazon? If not, does she think it's a real alligator? Why? If not that, why not just get rid of it herself?
These questions might be overthinking it all, but I view it as a defense mechanism against the stupidity of dhardhar videos.
Or sit in a trashcan for a while...
Ya how does that even happen? I understand if it's tiny like a spider, but an alligator? That just doesn't make sense.
No, he is definitely changing the lives of those actors. they’re probably not gonna get hired out to a big company with this being on their résumé.
Wasn't he accused a while back for not properly paying his actors?
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Hello
i'm skeptical if the kid actors even get payed tbh
@@lylyartNope, they probably just do it for fun 😁
Can’t believe dhar man went from somewhat normal stories to kids chasing clout or committing crimes
this video is 15 minutes long and you wrote this 3 minutes after it was uploaded🤓
@@turtle1658they’re still right and probably just speaking based on past experiences
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Dhar man is the reason why UA-cam should be made 18+ with age verification and anyone who made a UA-cam video before 18 should be banned. Like if I caught a 14 year old or even 16 year old watch UA-cam or use the internet they will be grounded.
You know Dhar Mann is out of touch when he thinks that a kid would complain about 20,000 views and expects 28 million, all within their first 2 videos. It takes years of hard work to get to that point.
a little kid would overshoot their goal. but a 13 year old??
kid would probably cheer even with 2-10 views :D and even if imagine kid first video get around 20k views is just fantasy and pretty sure no one dont get that many that quick just like if it just the first or second video
Dude, no matter how high my expectations, I would freaking RIOT if I got even 10k. I would riot and maybe have an aneurysm, and I think any kid would X,D
Like, there's a difference between wanting 1 million views, and actually HAVING 10k views.
I started posting on my channel a little over a year ago. I did it just for fun knowing that it would be years before it took off. A few months in one of my videos got my first 1,000 views, I was ecstatic. Younger people come on to my streams complaining that nobody will watch their streams after their first week trying. I tell them that it’s not going to happen overnight, you have to work at it everyday and you have to do it for the fun of it. Nobody’s going to want to watch you if you’re not having fun. It’s the age of the internet where everyone expects instant gratification, nobody has any patience. I’m still waiting for my first 10,000 views and I don’t expect it anytime soon.
A kid overestimating how many views they can realistically get in a short amount of time is probably the most (... only) realistic thing in the video, tbh.
11:35 How is any of this the main characters' fault? The ice machine and the fake alligator are consequences of grown ups being morons and the funky soda one seems to be an ingredient that they are allergic to and the wand things a few minutes later is a faulty manufacturer. None of these people would have said anything if this had been a garage sale, at least not to the people who sold them the stuff. Seriously, two of them have a legit complaint to sue the company that sold them and two of them are idiots.
Exactly!
Yeah, at most you could blame the kids for selling them at outrageously high prices. But even then I'd have to question how smart the kids buying are, and especially question the sanity of the parents who seem to have their kids walk around with hundreds of dollars in spending cash.
The snow machine thing doesn't even make sense. "We've been swimming for the past two hours" It's a snow machine... It can't produce more snow than you put water in it, and if you're really "swimming" after using it, chances are you're a moron.
@@NopeNaw It's not even the fault of selling, it's the other kids buying at those prices, if no one bought, they wouldn't have got so high
There are the comments. Dhar Man is just becoming a rip off Disney channel and at the same time a Tv show that you would find at 3 am from a 5/10 cable channel.
Ok
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
you know that scenario of which you would find dhar mann is a little to specific have you experienced that before XD
Dhar Mann should be sued for making kids content on youtube. Because the internet and video games are making the youth dangerous like no one under 18 should like UA-cam or Minecraft.
The best part of this is that the kids did literally nothing wrong. The people with the alligator and snow machine were just unbelievably stupid and there is no way anyone would know what could happen with the wand or the soda.
That's what I was thinking!
The soda has ingredients on the label so that’s their fault too read before you drink
That's what I was thinking; this time, they didn't commit a crime
Yeah like they told them that the items were banned and yet they still bought em
@@JenniferGomez-ow4df the ONLY one that might be thief fault was the wands
Dhar Mann used to at least PRETEND to care about making surface level videos about racism or poverty. Now he just makes knockoff live action Nickelodeon sitcoms.
Honestly, agreed about Mikey, Jay, and Noah’s parents. They basically explain those kid’s behaviors. It’s always “We’re going to teach you this important lesson” instead of “We’re going to ground you because you deliberately disobey us and commit crimes.”
What kills me is they literally did nothing wrong this time
@@badusernam Yeah, it was mostly the buyer’s complaints that were dumb.
@@badusernam For real
Or, you know, are participating in major felonies.
@@JumpCutThis I forgot, like being involved in what felonies?
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It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Love the username lol
@@yourshoulderdevil5229thanks
Nice
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Theres a kid in my school that unironically watches dhar mann and takes the lessons seriously
it actually makes me sad
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Well that sucks
More reasons why UA-cam should be made 18+ with I'd verification along with video games.
@@Danieljohn-ed7cywhat
Yeah, 4th grade is rough, right?
Wait, hear me out. If they're BANNED amazon products, how did they find them on amazon🤨? 7:15
😨
Asking the real question here.🤨
Whoa, staggering insight! 🤯
No, August, you are not going insane. Dhar Mann is.
Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re making our characters continue committing crimes without facing consequences for it! 😃✨✨🗣🗣💥💥💥
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__ bot
Good god Dhar Mann is so cursed nowadays.
why didn't the parents put a stop to it?
@@p-__my farts are better than yours and the kid in the video. Whatchu gonna do about that?
Dhar Mann changed the lives of his long term actors by underpaying and overworking them until most of them quit and by making the new actors, ESPECIALLY Mikey and Jay's, virtually unhirable outside of his studio. He's also provided hours upon hours of nonsensical cringe to be memed on, which I guess helps other Creators by giving them material. The only thing I took from this video is the urge to yell at Noah to get away from Tweedledee and Tweedledum before they ruin his life more than his negligent parent has.
I am a FART GOD and a FART WARRIOR and dhar mann has taught me to accept myself. I used to be ashamed of fart videos that I watch in private but now I watch them in public and girls think I am very cool :) careful who you mess with!!:)
Yeah, all the actors he has left are just too unhirable to go anywhere else lmao
@@PremiumToadI mean, they are very bad at acting anyway. So they probs where unhirable anyway.
@@Some_Guy_6 I think Mikey is actually pretty talented, but Dhar Mann's directing him to go waay over the top. In his earlier videos he (Mikey) was much more normal.
@@rebeccahicks2392I totally agree with you. In my opinion, Mikey actually seems to be very talented for his age and as a child actor. Most of the child actors I have seen in the Dhar Mann Universe over the years have not been as good. But Mikey actually does seem to have potential. And you’re 100% right, Mikey is great, but Dhar Mann is pushing him to act to the extreme (over-act) and that’s why he is slowly turning unlikable or harder to watch. I feel like if Mikey was not in an environment where is constantly force to act a little too much, then he will definitely be way more successful! But hopefully he will be in the future as time goes on which I am sure it well.
Also, still don’t know why Noah doesn’t just end his friendship with these dudes. Look at how badly Mikey and Jay have been treating him over the past year or so. I swear he is smart enough to know that this is a very bad influence on him and he needs to move on to a different and safer environment. I really really hate how Dhar Mann ruined Noah’s character like this.
This could actually be believable. A lot of people don't like Noah.
@@sabraewing9969Yeah I know. I’ve started disliking him ever since Jay’s World Season 1, and Noah’s Arc. Dhar Mann is just going to make him more and more dislikable if he continues writing him in these scenarios. He still plenty of chances to make him redeemable, but it is not going to be received as well due to the missed opportunity from Noah’s Arc. I just hope that Noah will eventually be fixed in the future, and if not, then there is no hope for him to be likable at this point
@@NothingPerson44noah’s arc!?!!! f l o o d
Taking a inflatable rubber alligator to fight an intruder is like bringing a nerf gun to a firefight
Yeah, an intruder clearly doesn't stand a chance against a rubber alligator
Use it as a tripping hazard in the dark.
@@user-io1nv2so2rwhat the hell thats mean everyone know you put legos outside your bedroom door so the robbers die when they try to open it
@@DogHoldsController did I say ‘die’? No. I never even brought Lego’s in to my comment
Mischief Mikey has changed lives. He has given a lot of people a reason to realize that their sons are not as bad as they could be.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Even when I was a kid I didn’t do all of the shit Mikey has portrayed!
He literally has videos of himself robbing banks , committing acts of terrorism , etc
11:00 Yes... um... Snow is also 1/10th the density of water.
in other words 10 feet of snow will give you 1 foot of water.
Did he pack the second and third story rooms floor to ceiling with snow?
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And like im very sure theres no way that tiny machine can contain that much water. Like i guess you could connect it to a water source via like a pipe but the machine on its own can hold like, idk, 5 cups of water.
@@p-__ Keep your fantasies to yourself
@@p-__ Please stop spamming and do something better with your life. You're not funny
@@p-__stop spamming this I’m starting to think you are a bot
12:03 thats not even jay mikeys or that other dudes fault, thats THEIR fault for failing to figure out that snow is water and that the gator is a BLOODY BALLOON.
I know, right, but they get all the blame, and I think the other kid name is Noah
Yeah its noah bear.
Even Jay was like ¨Bruh, have you guys all lost your freaking minds?¨, it's saying something when the kids are the only ones self-aware of the bullcrap that happens in this nonsensical universe full of people crazier than Mikey ever was when he robbed a bank or false bomb threatened a plane to delay flight because the kid didn´t want to take another math test.
Malfunctioning products are also not the kids' fault.
Yeah because who knew snow can turn into water?
I'm gonna be honest, 20k views is a lot more than most would think. I was incredibly lucky to have a video that got that far let alone 2. For most people (by "most people" I mean small channels, not those with a million or more subs), breaking 5 or 10k is massive.
Fr it really is, I’d be happy with 100 virws
@lditchh My first video had 0 views. I started getting like 5 after making my 3rd video. Now my most popular video has 43k views
Especially if you get those people to buy something. People don't know that 1k-5k+ is still a large number that has potential to generate a solid amount of money
@@natesamadhi33 the fact they even gave their kids that much money to school shows that it's the parents fault
i just feel bad for the actors 😔
True like some of them have potential but are probably stuck with this crappy video
I want to go back to the days where Dhar Mann wasn’t trying so hard to be down with the kids these days. Where he just made the stories he wanted to tell that were meaningful and from the heart. The time where writing his stories that had love and effort put into them. He’s just doing it for the money and clicks now and it’s sad…and he tries to slap a lesson on anything he makes when it’s not even applicable.
Eventually he’ll have to back up and return to the old ways to keep the people he always had as his fans.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
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It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
He won’t unfortunately
it was never real or "from the heart" lol
Some of his older videos from 2018-2019 weren’t really as great, but the acting was at least decent.
This video physically hurt me.
How can you lose a fight to a balloon? HOW CAN YOU, AS AN ADULT, NOT KNOW WHAT SNOW IS?
1:34 I've done UA-cam for a couple of years now, and 20,000 views off of nothing right off of the bat is actually incredibly impressive. Dhar Mann is literally just teaching kids to think that UA-camrs immediately make a ton of money off of their career and that you should constantly worry about monetisation when it comes to youtube. This is just a gross message
Exactly
Well Noah did point out it was a good start so there's that
@@user-dd8fw6sd8d fair, but his remark is passed off immediately. If the lesson was that they shouldn't just try to chase UA-cam views and didn't give some big consequence like the kids owing a big amount of money or going to prison or some dumb shit like that I'd respect this video.
@@mageyplss oh yeah
Two things
1. If you don't know that snow melt into water when you have a kid who like they should be in middle school, you have fucked up somewhere and need help.
2. If you can't tell a blow-up croc is fake and somehow break your bones while fighting it you need your brain check out because that not normal.
The balloon crocodile mom isn't telling the whole story, she actually was having a bad trip on her secret stash of LSD.
3. If you seriously think that repeatedly milking a channel’s videos by “failing to” point out the actual bad logic than just say it’s your opinion and dramatically fail at trying to be funny. You need to rethink your career
Gotta say, the woman getting hurt wrestling a fake alligator while not knowing it was fake has to be one of my top dumbest moments in all of dhar mann alongside the inmate from one of the husband pranks wife videos who said his wife left him because she realized she loved dhar mann and his videos more and didn’t need him anymore
that balloon looks nothing like a real gator, and if that drink made you look like that why are you blaming the kids and not the company that’s selling it? I’m not even gonna talk about the snow machine.
13:15 It’s things like these that make me think that Dhar Mann didn’t have rules as a kid. He probably swindled for money, lied, and other unspeakable things, and guess what? He probably didn’t get punished for it! He probably didn’t have parents that cared about him, and by that, I mean, let him do the horrible things he did, and REWARD him for it. People mostly write based on their possible experiences, so, yeah… that’s just my theory. Do NOT take it as fact.
From what I’ve learned, his parents were millionaires who owned a taxi company in the Bay Area and instead of teaching him the value of money and having to work for it, they just gave him their money and when he begged them for more, they gave it to him. Makes sense why he’s turned out to be such a selfish, greedy narcissist who only cares about himself and no one else. All he wants is money and pushes down anyone who gets in his way, hence why he’s run off so many of the actors who actually made his content somewhat watchable at times. But now, he’s just the worst of a Disney Channel ripoff.
@@coast_to_coast_photosoh dear god, i remember his 'watchable' vidoes, nowadays its just ''BOY COMMITS MASS MURDER AND INSTANTLY REGRETS IT'' but the boy never get actually punished.. dhar mann looks desperate as fuck
But hey that's just a theory. A DHAR MANN THEORY!!!
he did. Maybe not as a kid, maybe yes, but as an adult, he did. I think he een was charged for it.
@@ClaudetteVioletta correct, he was charged with defrauding the city of Oakland in 2012. He’s an all around greedy thief who will do anything and even commit felonies just to get what he wants.
WE ARE NOT CHANGING LIVES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯‼️
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__ I AINT ASK 🗣️💯‼️
WERE JUST TELLING STORIES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯‼️
WERE MILKING DHAR MANN VIDEOS TO DEATH WITH THIS ONE
Wow snow turns to water
Who would have guessed
I thought it turnt into sand
No way! I thought it turns into uranium!
I thought it would turn into diamond
No way I thought it’s made of fire!
Funny thing, my mom and I went to a store to buy a fireplace after we bought a new TV and we really liked this fireplace. It was on sale, went to the back with the employee and unfortunately they made a mistake with the scanner didn’t work like it was supposed to. He thought it was on sale but it turned out being the wrong one…for $1,000. We got a discount for the ‘inconvenience’ even though we said it was perfectly fine.
HOWEVER, this is what got me laughing my ass off. As we were confused (both me, my mom and the employee) about the price, the employee went “I’m assuming you guys won’t be taking this one, right?” According to Dhar Mann’s logic, this human interaction should’ve started with me going “Are you ASSUMING we can’t AFFORD it?!I’ll have you know my mother is the CEO of (insert store name here), you’re FIRED!”
‘So you see….never judge a book by its cover.’
Nope. I just went: “Oh no, absolutely not. 😆”
End of the story.
Just puts into perspective how ridiculous Dhar Mann’s messages actually are.
What makes me question the quality more is how far it’s strayed into lifeless content farm territory. The second channel that was formerly the BTS one became regurgitated plots in the style of his older videos. Something about him no longer showing the process doesn’t sit right, and makes me worry if there’s any enjoyment the actors are getting out of it. They seem to be having fun, but after the allegations a year ago, some of their behavior in Jay and Mikey especially feels forced. Can’t help but feel bad.
3:03 Good to see Mischief Mickey wearing his proper attire 🤡🤡🎪🎪☠️☠️
He’s the entire circus.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
He Won't Give A Fuck If You Hate On Him 💀💀💀.
@TheOnlyDannyDoggy so what??? We don't need permission to hate
@@Kiki4meezi Yet Y'all Wasting Time Commenting Shit On 14-Year-Olds Who Just Hit Puberty 💀💀💀.
“Just embrace the stupidity” literally what I’ve been thinking for years
The fact that they are supposedly starters, and they got 20,000 views AND ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT is crazy. I have a channel, and Im still starting, my highest viewed video is 28k. I know it's just a dharr man video but its really annoying how ungrateful they are it takes a while to build a good channel.
12:26 that had to be the worst line I've ever heard. It's like they just threw that line in there because omgg mw3! omg cod!! haha its cod!! jeez its so bad
It made my hair stand up dude, it's one of the worst things I've heard in a video like this
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Their parents give them an allowance after robbing a bank and commiting terrorism on a plane LMAO
The way you called out the Stokes twins because this was something they would do and then showing the clip of them doing it right after is CRAZY
The Stokes Paradox
They didn't even commit a crime. It's not illegal to order products on regular amazon, it's not illegal to make a youtube video about it, and it's not illegal to have an auction. The products weren't even weird. Except maybe the drink it looks like regular garbage you could find at an auction
The most ridiculous line in this entire video is I wrestled an 8 foot alligator only to find out it was fake.(this was not what was actually said I just got the general idea)🐊💀 11:12. Like tell me you can’t see very well without telling you can’t see very well.
To be honest, the only reason I watch dhar mann is for the actors cuz they deserve attention and love and it's not their fault for having to deal with the dialogue and I like the actors chosen 🎉
Hi
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
@@AugustTheMexicanDuck What are you talking about?
Dharrman is Notorious for not paying his actors though. I’m pretty sure most of these actors have their own channel.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
"We're not just telling stories, we're getting roasted by August" 💀💀
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re trying to be absolutely funny to distract viewers from the fact we’re milking these videos but fail.”
Like the duck said, at 10:48, that woman had absolutely no clue that when snow melts it becomes water? Lemme guess, she’s probably wearing a diaper underneath her pants because she has no idea what a toilet is?
I’m pretty sure she meant that she knew it would turn to water but didn’t know it would be so much that it would flood the basement
@@JaredtheNacliFan so she didn't know large quantities of water floods a place?
No matter what you claim she meant shes stupid
@@JaredtheNacliFanDONT POUR QLOT OF SNOW
I think Dahr Man just gets an idea and writes it down without thinking. Even if it's the most nonsensical thing known to man, he does not care. He knows his audience is like 3 and can't comprehend how the world works yet.
Exactly, just think of how many kids will one day end up becoming domestic terrorists after watching Mikey do what he did.
Free writing is inportant
Dhar mann: 😮
Dhar man needs to quit. He doesn't make anything worth watching.
Yeah only worth criticizing
That lady couldn’t tell it was an inflatable alligator raft? Even it was a real alligator, why would she try to wrestle it herself?
4:00 I know this is just a Dhar Mann video, but why on earth would you oppose armor being sold on Amazon?
4:55 this was the best 5 seconds of my life
Trve
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mikey and jays scrips be like:
1: Get a lesson
2: Get a bad idea
3: Do the bad idea
4: Get in trouble
5: Get caught or tricked
6: Dont get punished
7: "Learn a lesson"
Now I am very curious on what Dhar Mann’s big goals are going to be now and what his intentions are going to be in the future.
-Because with all of the criminal activity videos resulting in the most ridiculous ways, he definitely will not be bought by a studio anytime soon!
-Due to the previous protest of him not paying his actors and not hearing them out, his “good guy” reputation has been tarnished.
-Secretly firing some actors BTS due to some things that they could not control or severe medical conditions (like that one Derek kid who got fired because of puberty or something), he definitely has lost all respect.
-Continuously making horrible videos like these to create more critics like August to criticize him until his hopeful downfall, and forcing more manipulation into the kids.
You get the point. But with all of this, really, I am really wondering why Dhar Mann is continuing to strive on with his “motivational” approach because clearly he has ruined that a long time ago. But what is his end goal? I am really curious to know.
He's got generational wealth because of his parents. I don't think he really thinks of future or longterm prospects. Though, he clearly does unethical things to cut costs and earn money, so I guess he's just impulsively doing what seems to get viewership and revenue even if it might be bad for his reputation and franchise.
You call firing secretly firing the Derek kid because is puberty bad? You have no say in the matter. Plus, I doubt he was let off harshly. But I don’t know that, and you certainly don’t know the fact he was let off harshly
@@user-io1nv2so2r Apologies for that sir/ma’am. I have only included that in my points is because it has been rumored a lot that Derek was let off harshly. I am just following with what I’ve heard and what I was told. And I am never 100% correct with this kind of stuff. I just go off from what I see and hear. Apologies for the confusion again.
Actually kinda concerned about how much dhar man is milking those kids for content, especially if we remember how bad he paid his actors
I was praying and praying for the “injuries” to be a setup, but my god idk who’s stupider, Mikey’s parents for the lack of punishment, the mom who didnt know how states of matter work, the woman who tussled with a piece of latex for several hours and lost, or Dhar Mann for making this script in the first place
11:43 GUYS IM STARTING TO SEE WHY DHAR MANN VIDEOS MAKE LESS SENSE
Oh my gods, I just noticed this but in one of Dhar Mann's videos, the one where the two boys are hired by an agency and then the agency controls their whole channel, Dhar Mann makes a reference to August by having one of the actors say something about "September the Duck"
At least disney is better than dhar mann
August you're teaching the best life lessons in these videos, like "snow is wet water" and "don't lose a fight to a blow up animal"
Dhar mann wasn’t cooking with this one, or any other video in the past 2 years to say the truth.
"like 'Oh... here we go rizzler Kai Cenat Phantom Tax... Probably throw in a Gyatt Somewhere..." Had Me laughing my ass off
August trying to make a Gen Alpha statement. OMG, that was of the most cringe things ever.
The biggest lesson Dahr Mann fails to teach is that actions have consequences. He seems to think that you can commit the most egregious crimes imaginable and as long as you say "I'm sorry" you don't have to face any repercussions whatsoever
The alligator thing just baffles me, like I swear that a blind person would know that the alligator isn't real, and how the hell did they get the crap beaten out of them by a fake alligator
Also using wands looks like something out of MW3, either you have mods on that, or you are on some otherworldly crack my man
UA-cam GODS PLEASE ALLOW COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO PLEASE
Lol
Lol
Just wanted to mention that crocodiles do, in fact, live in the USA. Mikey is just wrong
No those are called alligators, crocs are down under with me mate
No... look it up g
12:32 she says "yourselves" but the caption says "yourself" and the actual YT automated captions say the right thing 💀
I always love the intro:
just some random part of the video, and then just a fart sound with a meme.
Peak cinema
I bet every time one of Dhar Mann’s editors accidentally delete the audio instead of undoing it they just make it a montage
That moment when you realize snow is just frozen water... I hate when that happens
Control the water you Control the water
Disney's Wish is better then Dhar Mann's content.
Your welcome to your own opinion
At 5:42 it's kinda weird that they say to watch to the end of the video right before it ends
Noah just turned into drunk Mr krabs
real lmao
“Today, we are auctioning off these banned Amazon products that we found on Amazon.”
Say that again Mikey, but slowly.
This makes me want to lose braincells, like how do you not know that snow comes from water, and how can you not tell the difference between a real and fake alligator.
6:26 no one gonna talk about how mikey and jay becoming morbidly obese randomly?
Idk bro that was random
not to mention how you can see the fake neck or smth on jay’s neck
@@lilolandon I’m pretty sure that’s just supposed to be a turtleneck shirt 😁
I believe they were wearing fat suits
I honestly feel bad for Noah. I mean yeah he should know better than this but he’s the one who has the most sense out of those three boys. He tries to talk them out of it but he always gets dragged into it. I know there’s “tell me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are“ but I still can’t help but feel he’s helpless in these situations. Also its cringe watching his dad try and act like a teenager lol.
9:32 why is Noah off the fent cart bro
We are way below the level of a badly written Disney show at this point. We have reached a point where Dhar Mann's videos are nearly as nonsense as this cartoon called Welcome to the Loud house that is getting edgier and edgier.
I mean, if Dhar Mann was honest, he could just delete the "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives" and remplace it by "We're just creating weird Nickedoleon-like shows as close as what is popular to avoid going bankrupt".
"This is the dumbest thing i've seen in a dhar mann video and I don't say that lightly"
- Said in every video about dhar mann
Please do “Middle-Aged MAN POSES AS HIGHSCHOOLER” next, what happens next is indeed “shocking”
7:00 I don’t think any fart jokes are funny unless your 5
Okay....so I can't blame Mikey for any of these. 1, Why tf would you let you son run a snow machine in your house. 2.The inflatable croc.....was a toy? How the hell did you not notice after like a minute? How did you lose??? 3. You should always read the ingredients before drink it. You having an allergic reaction isn't their fault. 4. I guess you can blame the kids for the wands? Barely?
Fr though.
Honestly I don’t see what they did wrong in this one
We're not just telling stories, we're confirming Dhar Mann has gone out of his ever-loving mind.
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re repeatedly milking Dhar Mann for money til the end of time.”
5:03 August, my bro, you're starting to sound old
Fr, I was about to say that
“When the snow melted, it flooded our entire basement!”
“When we lit the matches and threw them on the floor, our house caught on fire!”
“When we let the bear into our house, it started attacking us and eating our food!”
…Need I go on?
They live in California so…
It still doesn’t make sense
Apparently in the dhar man universe adults don’t know that when snow melts it turns into water
So ur telling me she wrestled a alligator that in reality was a toy?
wait THAT'S what snow was made of... it looked like it was made out of cloud bro smh rn
Wrestling a balloon alligator AND LOSING is the dumbest shit I've heard in a while 💀💀
I know! 😂😭
August to the duck you should do the one where the 16-year-old abandoned his parents. It has a time machine in it. It’s a very Nickelodeon and I think you’re gonna have fun with that.
The thing Dhar Mann is changing is sanity of August at this point.
August is in charge of his own sanity, yet he risks it over and over again making bs logic, bad opinions, failing at being funny, and mainly just for $$$. You guys keep encouraging him to do this, if you truly care about August. Stop encouraging him to do this.
12:20 noah on something lol
I feel like that Mikey is gonna be the modern day Colton Harris Moore/Bare-Foot Bandit
Even though you’re dealing with Jack’s shit, you’re still puttin’ out content for us. And best of all, it’s Dhar-Dhar Binks.
I admire your devotion, man. Take breaks when you need them, though.
The alligator guys were talking about how a MOM alligator coming and thinking it was her babies or maybe I’m wrong
Dhar Mann isn't just telling stories...he's driving a certain duck insane.
😂
He goes from 12 to 12 factorial every episode…
Coming home from school to see a new Augustheduck video feels great